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/biz/ is going to settle the oldest mystery of crypto in this thread. You gotta vote for Satoshi Nakamoto's true identity. The rules are as follows: 1 post = 1 vote; dubs = 2 votes; trips decides who Satoshi is, rendering all voting null; quads= is Satoshi himself. I'll tally the total at midnight, tonight or when the thread is pruned.
The candidates are:

1. Adam Back
2. Hal Finney
3. Nick Szabo
4. Creg Wright
5. Dorian Nakamoto
6. Neal King, Vladimir Oksman, Charles Bry
7. Paul LeRoux
8. Bram Cohen
9. Dave Kleiman
10. Vili Lehdonvirta
11. Shinichi Mochizuki
12. The CIA/NSA
13. Mastecard/Visa
14. Elon Musk
15. Ross Ullbricht
16. Elon Musk
17. Elon Musk's son/daughter as a time traveler
18. John McCafee
19. Sir gay
20. Bizonacci
21. Yo mama.
22. Other (specify)

Vote away.

>> No.19069500
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19069500

Truth is stranger than fiction...

>> No.19069537
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sir gay

>> No.19069643

>>19069458
22. m00t

All other answers a fake and gay and poor

>> No.19069676

>>19069458
2.

>> No.19069720

>>19069458
2

>> No.19069890

17

>> No.19069911

>>19069458
Adam black

>> No.19069981

>>19069458
2

>> No.19070010

>>19069911
Adam back

>> No.19070121

>>19069458
1

>> No.19070157

21

>> No.19070159

>>19069458
12

>> No.19070189

>>19069458
The answer is 3, but it is backed by the N5A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfx7PnMtCeY

>> No.19070221

2 for sure. Hal is basically confirmed to be Satoshi. RIP

>> No.19070260

3 and 2

>> No.19071287

>>19069458
22. unknown

>> No.19071396

>>19069458
19

>> No.19071606
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19071606

#4. Craig Steven Wright

You can close the poll.

>> No.19071627

>>19069500
Checked, looking good for the Bogdogs.

>>19069911
Checked, Adam Back can't hide it.

>> No.19071643

3.

>> No.19071723

>>19069458
Regardless of possible frontmen, sadly it's
12
but with a twist.
>>19069500
This
CIA timetravelling niggers who subvert the dark
this

>> No.19071866

>>19069458
It's Sergey, Hal, and Nick

>> No.19072666
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>>19069458
adam back is satoshi aka another greedy fuck

>> No.19073871

3

>> No.19073879

>>19073871

Whoops meant to say 4

CSW

>> No.19073924

7

>> No.19073925

>>19069458
12

>> No.19073963

>>19072666
Sheeeeeit

>> No.19074000

>>19069458
Hey guys

>> No.19074012

>>19069458
Unronically #4

Dr. Craig S Wright is Satoshi Nakamoto

Bitcoin SV is the real Bitcoin

>> No.19074046
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>>19072666
This is what the devil wants everyone to believe.

Satoshi wanted digital cash - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted scaling on chain - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted big server farms - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted micropayment capability - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted instant payments - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted a protocol set in stone - so does Craig Wright
Satoshi wanted Gavin to carry the torch of Bitcoin forward - Gavin testified that Craig Wright was definitely the person behind Satoshi

Did it click yet? 1+1 = 2

Logic is a wonderful thing

>> No.19074076

Craig Wright and I are Satoshi

>> No.19074110

>>19072666

Oh oh...guys?

>> No.19074290

>>19069500
this, 22. bogs

>> No.19074459

2 and 3, but if only one, then 2.

>> No.19074614

1

>> No.19074658
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>>19069458
>doesn't even have Tim May on the list.
not going to make it

https://www.activism.net/cypherpunk/crypto-anarchy.html

>> No.19074663

>>19072666
We got a winner

>> No.19074669

>>19074046
everything you have been told is a lie m8

>> No.19074699

whats good my crypto niggas

>> No.19074736

>>19069458
>satoshi nakamoto
SAmsungTOSHIba NAKAmichi MOTOrolla ie some faggots at the NSA who stole the tolesn patents for encryption from the CIA who happens to liked playing pokemon on their game boy colors. BITCOIN IS LITERALLY POKEMON

>> No.19074852

>>19069458
it's me hacker 4chan

>> No.19075963

>>19069458
Easy to find out.
Just go check out the salient scholars in the field of quantum cryptography all over the world. Form a list of these scholars and pick out the obnoxious ones. He or she is among the rest.
Normal people don't have the resources to do this kind of information gathering to the level of personal characters.
But I got a feeling he's a Chinese.