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>> No.19068775

I don't respect bvlls bros.

>> No.19068779
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19068779

What the fuck do I buy bros? Airlines? Cruises?

>> No.19068788

go down bitch

>> No.19068787

>>19068750
Nth for FUCK BVLLS

>> No.19068789

IRONCLAD ULTRA PLATINUM support at 280
this the bottom 100% guaranteed or your money back

>> No.19068790

First for 270 spy eod

>> No.19068801

>>19068779
100kg of rice and a bag of dried beans

>> No.19068803

270 EOD PREPARE FOR MASSIVE DUMP

>> No.19068805
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19068805

I got fucked today, biz... and not in the good way...

>> No.19068809
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19068809

it's sex havin time

>> No.19068815

The FED is loading up on TVIX

>> No.19068814
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19068814

I want to buy but I see like 15 points of potential and 40 points of downside. Both possible tomorrow.

>> No.19068816

>>19068779
Food

>> No.19068818

how do you know tomorrow is going to be a red day?

>> No.19068822

Bought Neurocrine Biosciences Inc. today, hopefully the economy doesn't collapse in the next few days, but bobo is strong.

>> No.19068826
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19068826

We will never be below 2800 ev........

>> No.19068832

>>19068779
tech when the bubble pops

>> No.19068839

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19068842
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>>19068826

>> No.19068843

SUPPORT BROKE

>> No.19068855

THE BUBBLE HAS POPPED

SELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

>> No.19068858
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19068858

guys am own alot of IVR

they want give me stocks instead of dividend for some quarters

this new for me am they trying screw me what going on with this?
anyone have exp with this sort of thing

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/invesco-mortgage-capital-inc-announces-common-and-preferred-stock-dividend-payment-dates-and-provides-update-on-portfolio-301056996.html

>> No.19068856

SPY 279 IS ABOUT TO BE BREACHED GET DOWN

>> No.19068860

>>19068750
HOLD THE FUCKING LINE BULLS. HOLD 280 HOLD THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

HOLD IT GODAMN IT - HOOOOOOOOOOOOLD IT

MY GOD MY PORTFOLIO

>> No.19068862

>>19068818
We dont. Market is ruled by Trumps and JPows wims now.

>> No.19068868
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.19068879
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19068879

>>19068779
Banking stocks.

>> No.19068880
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19068880

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S FUCKING OVER IT'S ALL OVER MAN WE'RE HALO JUMPING WITH NO FUCKING PARACHUTE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>> No.19068884

280 HAS BEEN BREACHED
280 HAS BEEN BREACHED

SELL SEEL SEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19068886

SEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.19068889

2790 soon bvllcucks

>> No.19068890
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19068890

>retail investors running scared while im sitting here in cash

>> No.19068903
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19068903

The bots are going to sell now.
RUUUUUUNNNNNNN

>> No.19068907
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19068907

REVERSAL CONFIRMED!
THIS IS THE TOP OF THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE!
YOU HAVE UNTIL FRIDAY TO GET OUT!

>> No.19068909
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19068909

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*clears throat*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19068911

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19068913
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19068913

down 10% this week, vote democrat and get these 2nd round of stimulus tendies out lads

>> No.19068914
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19068914

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHAHHAHHHHHAHHHHHA

>> No.19068918

hey guys i sold all stock for cash and loaded up on SDOW on friday, slept in through jpows presentation today because it was so cool and comfy this morning, what did i miss? what did he say to make the markets drop to reality finally?

>> No.19068923

>>19068789
This post didn't age well

>> No.19068924

IT JUST DOESNT STOP

>> No.19068930

/adhd/

>> No.19068931
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>>19068862
DONALD DUMP DONALD DUMP DONALD DUMP DONALD DUMP DONALD DUMP DONALD DUMP DONALD DUMP DONALD DUMP DONALD DUMP DONALD
TWO CHECKS TWO SCOOPS TWO TERMS TWO LEGS DOWN TWO CHECKS TWO SCOOPS TWO TERMS TWO LEGS DOWN TWO CHECKS TWO SCOOPS TWO TERMS TWO LEGS DOWN

>> No.19068934
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19068934

SUCK IT MUMU
WE FINALLY WIN

>> No.19068936

I'm watching CNBC and their "expert" simultaneously said airlines will recover and he wouldn't be surprised to see atleast one of them go down. lol what a bunch of shit

>> No.19068942

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

>> No.19068944

>>19068913
>vote democrat
lol, no.

>> No.19068945
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19068945

kinda boring
gimme those 8% crashes

>> No.19068946
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>> No.19068951

279 HAS BEEN BREACHED
I REPEAT 279 HAS BEEN BREACHED

>> No.19068952
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19068952

JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19068961

https://www.streetinsider.com/Fed/NY+Fed+Statement+Regarding+Repurchase+Operations/16878361.html

its over bros bears won

>> No.19068962

>>19068936
airlines will come back, just not now, why would the stocks go up when no planes are flying.

>> No.19068967

>>19068779
guns and ammo

>> No.19068970
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19068970

> Gained back 60% of what I've lost over 2 months, in 2 days
Iron hands+DCA work.

>> No.19068973
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>>19068913
>vote dem
>short the market

>> No.19068977

DIAMINDIUM LEVEL SUPPORT AT THESE LEVELS

WE ARE NEVER GOING BELOW 2795 EVER AGAIN

>> No.19068979
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19068979

SUPER ULTRA PREMIUM TUNGSTEN SUPPORT AT 279

>> No.19068983
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>> No.19068992

God curse the soul of the one who introduced me to the wretched world of options.

>> No.19068994
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19068994

Wait, this doesn't make any sense. There's no catalyst for the market to crash again, so it's just going to be another dip, right? Also, it's 30 minutes left until the bell so it's probably just a retail sell-off.

>> No.19068996
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19068996

This is our market now bulls, you bullcucks aren't allowed in I'm afraid.

>> No.19068997

JEROME


JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE


JEROME?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19068999
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19068999

>not buying the dip
It's "buy low sell high" not "buy high sell low"

>> No.19069000

>>19068858
>they want give me stocks instead of dividend for some quarters
>lets give them overpriced stock while we keep the cash
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHA you better sell!

>> No.19069002

so how many zoomer suicides can we expect from this?

>> No.19069012

2800 is now the ceiling.

>> No.19069015

We got way way too cocky bullbros.

>> No.19069021

Jerome Jerome
Pick up the phone

>> No.19069023
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19069023

yooooooooooooo $TVIX wtf is going on? I sold at $200 and shit jumped almost $20?

>> No.19069025

im financially ruined

>> No.19069029

HAHA 280 HOLD

>> No.19069030
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19069030

Bulls deserve this for being mean.

>> No.19069034

>>19069002

ALL OF THEM

>> No.19069035

Well, I asked for cheapies and I got it

>> No.19069037

>>19069012
Well shit, that didn't age well.

>> No.19069038

The Open Market Trading Desk (the Desk) at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York has released the schedule of large-scale overnight and term repurchase agreement (repo) operations for the monthly period from May 14, 2020 through June 11, 2020.

The Desk will discontinue three-month repo operations during this monthly period in light of more stable repo market conditions. The Desk will continue to conduct an overnight repo operation once per day and one-month repo operations once per week. One-month operations conducted during this monthly period will mature on Tuesdays in order to shift future term offerings to this day of the week.

The Desk will continue to adjust repo operations as appropriate to support effective policy implementation and the smooth functioning of short-term U.S. dollar funding markets, consistent with the FOMC directive to the Desk.

>> No.19069042
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19069042

>>19069015
We got way to cocky.
And now we must pay the price.

>> No.19069045

>>19068994
>Oil

>> No.19069050

AAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK

NEVER GOING BELOW 2800 EVER AGAIN

>> No.19069056

>>19068994
First day ?

The catalyst was Fauci and LA yesterday, combined with the slowdown of the "recovery" . Hopium can only go so far.

>> No.19069058

IT'S A BEAR TRAP
>IT'S A BEAR TRAP
IT'S A BEAR TRAP
>IT'S A BEAR TRAP
IT'S A BEAR TRAP
>IT'S A BEAR TRAP
IT'S A BEAR TRAP
>IT'S A BEAR TRAP
IT'S A BEAR TRAP
>IT'S A BEAR TRAP
IT'S A BEAR TRAP
>IT'S A BEAR TRAP

>> No.19069060

What the fuck do I buy bros? AMD? Apache?MSFT?

>> No.19069061

I SAVED THE MARKET!

I SOLD EVERYTHING UNDER 2800

THANK ME NOW!

>> No.19069063

asians are going to wake up to canceled repo, to be continued

>> No.19069064 [DELETED] 
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19069064

>>19069038
oh boy
round 2

>> No.19069065

>2800.00

IT'S UP FOR GRABS NOW

>> No.19069067

>>19069029

no.

>> No.19069074
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19069074

Bobo like his beef rare

>> No.19069075

In March I planned to move my 401k to bonds, but didn't. Is that a good idea until the dumping is done?

>> No.19069078

2800 REJECTED
WE ARE OFFICIALLY GOING DOWN

>> No.19069080
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19069080

There hasn't been been 3 red days in a row on ES since March 5th through 9th until today. Not looking great.

>> No.19069082
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19069082

>>19068994
There was no reason to buy these last three weeks except Fed and Gov intervention.
Now people worry about the risks, JPow said growth slowed (surprisingly) and Fed cut repo just 15 mins back

>> No.19069088

>>19069061
Thank you for your service

>> No.19069090

>>19068858
I replied in old thread. This is marginally acceptable only if they are not diluting to distribute these shares.

>> No.19069091

>flirting with 280 all day
just let me dooooomp already

>> No.19069106

NOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY, BEARBROS.

IT WAS TOTALLY GOING TO BREAK A MAJOR RESISTANCE LINE OFF OF NO NEWS AND DECLINING DOWNWARD PRESSURE JUST MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE.

>> No.19069107

>>19069074
Unlike those faggot vegetarian bulls the bears actually like the taste of meat.

>> No.19069110
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19069110

Bloop

>> No.19069113

>>19068994
There's so much retardation in this post that my head hurts from reading it.

>> No.19069117

>>19069106
repo changes

>> No.19069119

>>19069080
>>19069080
>>19069080
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I MAY BE FINANCIALLY RUINED BUT AT LEAST I DONT WATCH ANIME

>> No.19069120
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19069120

were going to reach ATH's this week, tomorrow will be a 20%+ day

my contact in the CIA says their going to "pomp it"

>> No.19069129

>>19069067
Yes

>> No.19069131

>>19069106
lets see once they publish the imbalance

>> No.19069139

>>19069061
Haha I sold last week. But you did good, you'll avoid the boogaloo.

>> No.19069141

THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED

>> No.19069143

BIG GREEN DILDO
IT WAS A TRAP GET OOUT BOBOS

>> No.19069145

> all these bull faggots watching the Dow and not the S in PEE

>> No.19069150
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19069150

Just sold everything under 2800.

Down $17,000 on the day.

>> No.19069151
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19069151

>>19069080
Dead cat bounce finally over, time to engage the real drop.

>> No.19069153

TVIX anon is $10 from breaking even.

I can't believe it

>> No.19069154

>spx 2808

WHAT

>> No.19069164

That fucking pump holy shit how much is that worth

>> No.19069165
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19069165

>>19069119
>I MAY BE FINANCIALLY RUINED BUT AT LEAST I DONT WATCH ANIME
These things are connected it seems

>> No.19069167

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19069174
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19069174

>>19069150
based retard

>> No.19069175
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19069175

>tfw a cold bead of sweat drips down your ribs

>> No.19069178

Thank you Jerome!

Did you by the dip anon?

It's never going sub 2800 again in your lifetime

>> No.19069181

>lower highs
>lower lows
Tick tock, mumu!

>> No.19069185

>>19069082
So the slow growth wasnt priced in?

>> No.19069192

Went all in on May 15th 250 SPY puts. Retarded or based

>> No.19069196

It's all crabbing downward

>> No.19069204

THE BULLS HAVE IT

WHAT A DAY

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>> No.19069205

>>19069143
> Implying that isn't a bull trap for EOD selloff
We shall see.

>> No.19069211

>>19069178
Yes, I did. Feels retarded and dirty man. Will probably actually crash now.

>> No.19069214

GOD DAMN IT!!!! I'M LOSING EVERYTHING!!!!!

>> No.19069222

Times like these make me glad I'm not up to my ass in debt.. Extra cash just there you know..

>> No.19069223

why yes,jerome.
the bears are getting too cocky. its time to pooomp it.

>> No.19069224
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19069224

Bought the dip

>> No.19069227

>>19069192
absolutely retarded lmao i hope you're kidding

>> No.19069231
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19069231

>poorfag doesn't watch anime because he couldn't afford cable
Bear trap and I watch anime.

>> No.19069236
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19069236

>he went all in?

>> No.19069238
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19069238

>>19069107
bears eat blueberries and salmon :) altought some times single individual grizzlies may get in the 'taste of human flesh' like lions and other beast animals sometimes do

>> No.19069239

>>19069192
Don't believe you anon, your fake retardation is retarded itself

>> No.19069241

i think... i think i'll hold uvxy overnight. long weekend coming. this is going to only get worse.

>> No.19069243

Get fucked bobos, this is a bear trap.

>> No.19069242

>>19069192
retarded.... the $251s are the same price.

>> No.19069244

WHAT STOCKS TO BUY BEFORE MARKET CLOSES?

>> No.19069245

>>19069204
>Still down 2+% in one day
>Bulls have it
who are you

>> No.19069246

>>19069204
>-2%
>the bulls have it
The bull delusion has extended past the fifth dimension.

>> No.19069250

>>19069231
just use HS like a normal person

>> No.19069252

Some crazy volatility that's for sure. And we still have 20 more minutes!

>> No.19069266

>>19069192
You are probably of by a few weeks, therefore retarded

>> No.19069270

Bulls are so fucking scared right now.
FED won't be able to save your asses since they stopped buying repos.

>> No.19069276

DAL is at all time low. Smart buy or can it go lower?

>> No.19069280
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19069280

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.19069284

HERE COMES THE PLUNGE
GET FUCK B*LLS

>> No.19069290

2 months of my life trading and all of it wipe in 1 day. fuck this

>> No.19069295

>>19069270
>FED won't be able to save your asses since they stopped buying repos.
This is huge if true, link?

>> No.19069303

>>19069276
it can go to 0

>> No.19069308
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19069308

>>19069245
>>19069246

More and more countries are ramping up production. Time is running out for the bears. This was supposed to be the day.

>> No.19069310
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19069310

>>19069290
Better sell before it gets worse bro

>> No.19069311

>>19069276
I'd wait. Planes aren't going to be going up anytime soon

>> No.19069316

MUMU MASSACRE EOD & AFTER HOURS

>> No.19069318

>>19069280
that was me haha sorry

>> No.19069321

>>19069290
A gain isn't real until it's realized.

>> No.19069322

>>19069290
Well clearly you gambled and didn't actually trade

>> No.19069326

>>19069295
The Open Market Trading Desk (the Desk) at the Federal Reserve Bank of New York has released the schedule of large-scale overnight and term repurchase agreement (repo) operations for the monthly period from May 14, 2020 through June 11, 2020.

The Desk will discontinue three-month repo operations during this monthly period in light of more stable repo market conditions. The Desk will continue to conduct an overnight repo operation once per day and one-month repo operations once per week. One-month operations conducted during this monthly period will mature on Tuesdays in order to shift future term offerings to this day of the week.

The Desk will continue to adjust repo operations as appropriate to support effective policy implementation and the smooth functioning of short-term U.S. dollar funding markets, consistent with the FOMC directive to the Desk.

https://www.streetinsider.com/Fed/NY+Fed+Statement+Regarding+Repurchase+Operations/16878361.html

literally been posting this and nobody paying attention

>> No.19069330

OOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19069334

>>19069270
I'm scared for bobos, I worry they lose all their money betting against the US.

>> No.19069336

>>19069295
https://www.streetinsider.com/Fed/NY+Fed+Statement+Regarding+Repurchase+Operations/16878361.html

>> No.19069338

should i buy some calls for 05/15 ? anybody with me ?

>> No.19069340
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19069340

alrighty
5/15 SPY 285c hedged with 5/15 TSLA 700p
both about $150
please no crab

>> No.19069344

Stupid fucking Bvlls buying the dip

>> No.19069345
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19069345

FUCKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.19069350
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19069350

THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED

>> No.19069351

FUCK WHY ISN'T NOVN OR KTOV RISING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????

>> No.19069352

>>19068999
checked.

but this is biz

>> No.19069359

>>19069090
t-thank you I dont think they are diluting

>> No.19069363

>>19069340
How are those hedges for each other? I'm bearish but this seems like a waste of $300 probably kek.

>> No.19069366

>>19069326
I will admit , I read it but don't have the background to understand it.

>> No.19069369
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19069369

>>19069318
STOPPPPP

>> No.19069371

>>19069290
maybe the real gains were the frens we made along the way

>> No.19069375

>>19069276
You wanna long hodl or swing?
>Long hodl: cost average in starting now. Risk: they go bankrupt
>swing: knife catching is low percentage. Wait for a settle out and move to the upside for better odds of winning trade.

>> No.19069376
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19069376

I somehow managed to stay green all day, 17 minutes left to duck it up, what do I buy?

>> No.19069387
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19069387

Nothing personell, bulls

It's only money

>> No.19069389

Green before market close, I can feel it.

>> No.19069392
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19069392

YAHOOOOOOO!

>> No.19069396

>>19069340
you could've just played a strangle lol

>> No.19069402

>Buy stock
>20% gain
>Slow trickle down to entry point
>MEGA DUMP

Every time

>> No.19069409
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19069409

>>19069316
FUTURES ABOUT TO GO GREEN

>> No.19069413
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19069413

>>19069236
He bought all your cheapies.

>> No.19069416

Guys.... I'm scared. I just realized I got like 10k riding on ATM SPY options. I'm either going to make another stack of high society or lose it all.

>> No.19069417

I hope you retards shorted $PAM as I said.

>> No.19069420

>>19069244
csco

>> No.19069424

Haha sold my puts at 279 and bought calls. This is the easiest money in history.

>> No.19069440

>>19069402
>not locking in gains
It’s almost like you’re trying to become financially ruined like myself

>> No.19069441

>>19069420
PANW dummy.

>> No.19069448

>>19069363
TSLA and SPY have traded pretty much side by side the last while which is what that chart says. if either of those get anywhere even close to ITM tomorrow they'll more than cover the cost of a 100% loss on the other

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>>19069290
Buy high, sell low fren.

>> No.19069450

>>19069416
which direction..

>> No.19069452

>We had the day of worst news since March.

>All things were telling people to sell

>and still 2800 coudn't be breached

The eternal bull wins again. It's going to the moon now.

>> No.19069455

>>19069424
what calls did u buy

>> No.19069462

>>19069192
you could have just gotten some ITM/ near ITM VXX calls.

>> No.19069463

>>19069448
Alright is it a 3:50 PUMP or a 3:50 DONALD DUMP today?

>> No.19069465
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19069465

>>19069402
are you me?

>> No.19069472

>>19069450
i'm long puts....

>> No.19069477

>>19069424
>buying calls before the biggest sell off in history
lmao

>> No.19069478

Buy now or wait until tmmrw ?

>> No.19069480

>>19069387
Before I expanded it I thought bobo was patting moomoo on the head. It would have been a better picture.

>> No.19069486

>>19069424
Based

>> No.19069489

uh oh bobos we got too cocky this time

>> No.19069493

>>19069452
Name one (1) news.

>> No.19069494
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19069494

Stand still mumu

>> No.19069498

This 3:50PM will be biblical

>> No.19069505

If I bought spy puts for 250 to expire march 15th way back in feb while it was it was at 330, how much money could I have made?

>> No.19069506
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19069506

I've been 88% in bonds for a very long time now. Firstly, cause my grandparents never told me that they bought me those bonds, but also, cause I'm retarded. Had I bought stock at the very top, right before the 2008 crash, i'd have been better off holding through the entire great recession than staying in bonds all this time.

I mention this cause, how the fuck do you know when to get into the market, if you're gonna hold long term? Unless you really think that you can time the bottom, seems like the best time is now, regardless of when 'now' is.

>> No.19069513

>>19069290
Lost 4.78% or 1 week.
Deal with it, dust off and you learned your lesson I hope.

>> No.19069516

Bitcoin is essentially the Iraqi dinar scam writ large.

>> No.19069523
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19069523

THE FUCKING PUMPS

>> No.19069527

>>19069505
bout tree fiddy

>> No.19069529

>>19069290
Should've held all the way. Use this dip as an opportunity to invest long-term, look into tech stocks, oil, and food.

>> No.19069530

>>19069463
POOOOOMP

>> No.19069531

>>19069489
Tick tock, you have ten minutes before I start bullying b*ars and saying some very mean things about your ability to predict what will happen in the market.

>> No.19069538

>>19069506
"Time in the market beats timing the market"

>> No.19069540

If it gets above 282.07 I'll start to sweat, until then it's still on a down pattern.

>> No.19069542

like 2k per contract

>> No.19069543

>>19069516
Iraqi dinar is stable though
Linked to the USD

>> No.19069544

I wanted to buy more SOXL at 115 but the dip came and went so fast ugh I’m never gonna make it

>> No.19069551

>>19069493

No negative rates in the future. Jerome pretty much confirmed this.

>> No.19069554

The pumps don't happen at 3:50 anymore. It's at 3:59, and it will be a 2M volume selloff going into after hours.

>> No.19069555

jesus jerome

>> No.19069560

>>19069506
>Unless you really think that you can time the bottom, seems like the best time is now, regardless of when 'now' is.
Almost exactly true. There are dips every roughly 10 years almost on the dot, usually of at least 30%. That's one hell of a discount, unless you're at least 4 years out from this point in time, you're better off waiting for it. All assuming you plan to boomer-long of course.

>> No.19069561
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19069561

NOW THAT'S A LOT OF VOLUME

>> No.19069566

>>19069478
I wait. If we stabilise at 285 its safe and Fed is in control. Otherwise it might get ugly. Might.

>> No.19069568

>>19069141
the goyim don't even know what the stock market is

>> No.19069571

Inb4 close +-0.01%

>> No.19069576

So how good is investing in Airbus or Boeing right now?

>> No.19069578

>bought just before the poomp
thank you jesus

>> No.19069579

>>19069551
That's good news.

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>> No.19069584
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>>19069531

>> No.19069587

Last chance to sell

>> No.19069592

OH NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.19069594

WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.19069596

>>19069506
The fact that your grandparents think you're too stupid and irresponsible to handle anything other than bonds should be a tip off you shouldn't invest in anything other than an index fund.

>> No.19069600
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19069600

>>19069326
>The Desk will continue to conduct an overnight repo operation once per day and one-month repo operations once per week.

QE Infinity continues

>> No.19069604

3:50 PAMP EET

...

3:55 DAMP EET

>> No.19069606
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19069606

I'm crying right now. My tears are all over my desk and I just can't stop myself. I have nothing right now, i can't even pay for my internet this month. If markets falls tommorow i'm gonna ask my parents for some help. I didn't ever ask my parents for money but i have no other choise.

>> No.19069612

WOWEE ZOWEE

>> No.19069613
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19069613

>>19069578
>he bought just before the dump
Bro...

>> No.19069620

>>19068779
Raytheon. That shit isn't going anywhere even if you have to sit on it for a while.

>> No.19069623
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19069623

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19069626
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19069626

>shorting the dip

>> No.19069627

time to load up on some TSLA calls

>> No.19069630

3:50 poomp
AM doomp
Futures doomp
PM doomp

Was it worth it, mumu?

>> No.19069634

>>19069578
it's gonna fall to -700 after 1:00

>> No.19069642

I fucking hate Wayfair so much

>> No.19069645

>>19069568
you are unironically right. I by stox because I'm of jewish descent. But I lose my money as a punishment for my ancestors leaving the tribe.

>> No.19069650

>>19069620
>just sit on this shit for 2 years bros
t. opportunity cost

>> No.19069652

aaaaand sold my high leveraged calls too. Good luck bobos and mumus. I have made my grands tonight.

>> No.19069655
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19069655

>>19069540
Went from exactly 282.02 to this before I could even SS. Crash confirmed.

>> No.19069656
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19069656

>>19069606
Why let it get to that point?

>> No.19069660

Fake pump, was gonna buy some stocks but no thx not gonna get memed by the usualy last minute pump caused by what i suspect is the fed.

>> No.19069663

>>19069506 Like >>19069538 said but there are exceptions. Like today (or march when the shit really hit the fan). Stuff like this just don't happen every day you know. Last time it was this bad was 100 years ago (yeah the financial mess in 08 was bad but not at this level).

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THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED
>THEY'RE CRASHING THE MARKET TO FRIGHTEN THE GOYIM BECAUSE OBAMAGATE IS BEING EXPOSED

>> No.19069670

rejected from neckline??? ooooooooooo

>> No.19069685
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19069685

FAKE PUMP

IT WAS A FAKE PUMP

THE BLOODBATH HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED FOR TOMORROW

>> No.19069687
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19069687

'e sold?

>> No.19069695

>>19069664
Dumbfuck nigger

>> No.19069696

>>19069670
The cat has been beheaded.

>> No.19069700

>>19069664
Get back to your containment board schizo

>> No.19069703

>>19069606
>I didn't ever ask my parents for money but i have no other choise.
Why? I know a lot of parents who support their child financially even though their child is more successful than them and no longer lives in the same house as them.

>> No.19069706

>>19069606
This isn't fun shitposting, anon. I come here to laugh not feel. You're supposed to post a pink wojak.

>> No.19069710

>>19069664
BASED AND CORRECTPILLED

>> No.19069713
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19069713

The forbidden one has answered the bear's prayer.

"Dump it, little Fauci"

>> No.19069712
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19069712

>that feel when you are already committed to holding for at least 1 year and you are still above your entry price

What I'd like to know is how I can stop watching the thing every day. It's killing all my other hobbies.

>> No.19069717

bought my calls tomorrow, unemployment numbers are coming in, cheers biz

>> No.19069727

>>19069712
Buy a second monitor, you can check prices in between matches of csgo

>> No.19069731

>>19069576
Anyone?

>> No.19069735
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19069735

bears what do i buy

i was a bullcuck and i want to repent

>> No.19069734

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19069741

>>19069606
>kill him, transfer everything, find a new one

>> No.19069742

>>19069700
/pol/ doesn't want the qtards either send them to t_d

>> No.19069743

>>19069731
No

>> No.19069751

>>19069579
good news for the economy. Bad news for the market.

>> No.19069753

SPY 290 Afterhours

>> No.19069756

>>19069727
>buy a second monitor
I have three plus an auxiliary USB powered monitor, plus I have an app on my phone.
But I just can't enjoy anything else since I invested.

>> No.19069758

>>19069664
How do I short schizoposters?

>> No.19069761

>>19069741
>transfer everything from a guy with nothing

>> No.19069769

Watch the last candle closely. That tells the real direction of the market.

>> No.19069773

>>19069742
This, but it's not happening unfortunately.

>> No.19069777

Remember the financial crisis 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcyaQBCGM28

>> No.19069779

Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is the market going down? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought the curve was flattening??? This is so fucked.

>> No.19069781

thicc volume right now

>> No.19069786
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19069786

now to go even farther beyond

>> No.19069787
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19069787

>>19069712
maybe try thinking of it as a collection and not an investment.
you collect stocks.
like stamps.
no need to pour over your collection every day.
it's just in the closet in a neat box and you put more stocks into it once a week.
i dunno, just thought maybe switching the perspective from investment to collection could help to take it off the pedestal

>> No.19069792

>>19069769
Jew sorcery has no power here

>> No.19069797

>>19069735
bigger than the upcumming dump

>> No.19069800

SPY got rejected from 282 so hard so many times.

>> No.19069803

Wayfair finishes green. Fuck that fucking stock

>> No.19069804

>>19069781
Everyone's buying the dip.

>> No.19069805

>>19069777
>S&P was 1200 in 2008
wew

>> No.19069807

friday is the big dump this is the last post i will make to warn about it for security reasons just looking to help some anon NEETs out lol

>> No.19069812

Memes aside, I'm not worried. I'm holding. I'm still 20% up since April. As long as I stick to social distancing friendly stocks I can't go wrong.

If Disney drops below 100 I might self half my holdings to put into Disney.

>> No.19069815

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO or AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

>> No.19069822

I didn't close.... I got greedy and watch 40% evaporate in like 30 minutes.

>> No.19069823
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>>19069712
>>19069727
True but this is the King of all Games.

>> No.19069830

>>19069807
STOP SCHIZOPOSTING

>> No.19069835

>>19069712
>committed to holding for at least 1 year
WTF kind of investment strategy is this. Put in a trailing stop loss order and you don't have to worry about it.

>> No.19069839

>>19069769
What. The 1 min candle? The hour candle? Lmao...

There are no fucking rules. It all looks like shit. Futures will probably pump and dump or vice versa and we'll open .6% down tomorrow. There is no happening. The panic traders got out and never got back in.

>> No.19069845

>>19069807
you slept in but can't tell /smg/ things because of "security reasons"?
stfu neet boy

>> No.19069850

There's no 'up' or 'down' anymore. You're just being juiced by the algorithms day in and day out. And then when everybody least expects it, a real human-initiated market movement occurs.

>> No.19069849
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19069849

>>19069807
Thank you Sir

>> No.19069855

>>19069807
Thank you CIA, very cool!

>> No.19069858

>>19069822
lol

>> No.19069863

>>19069650
What i mean is Raytheon is a solid company and if he is investing now its a good choice to make. Of the market unexpectedly drops a fuck ton tomorrow or next week it would be better to have his money in something that will make it through it.

>> No.19069867

Volume the last 2 days has been way way more than the last 2 weeks. We're heading into heavy volatility. TVIX will probably hit 400 next week. People are so scared of the crash while others are trying to buy the dip. Scalping day trade options has been huge for me.

>> No.19069868

>>19068779

Oil, and bitcoin in like 4 weeks, when the prices have settled much lower.

>> No.19069873

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.19069876

>>19069787
That's a pretty neat strategy for long term holding

>> No.19069877

>>19069807
There won't be any huge dump this week though.

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19069880

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 1.80%, rough day across the board. Many holdings down harder than the indices, longed from 280 to 282 at close, just like I said yesterday that's where volume profile wants us to be :o
Difficult not to see today as a very ominous sign, but we're still in the crab zone. Creeping down lower into the 270s and closing there will be p bad in my opinion, back in March we friggin blasted through the 260s, if we fall through there 250s would be in the cards ez. We straight up might not do that tho do not take my advice.
Hard not to notice how IWM continues to lead us down (my verty put spreads very cozy) and how several banks are below the monthly bolly.

>> No.19069882

>>19069779

and it is flattening.... your portfolio..

>> No.19069883

>>19069858
I'm going to watch another 50% of what's left be gone at open tomorrow, and then close to go long right before #The_Big_One...

>> No.19069884

>>19069807
what time bro, give us a strike price, give us smth !

>> No.19069887

>>19069873
Based brrrrr

>> No.19069889

>>19068858

>mortgage-capital

Might as well burn you money

>> No.19069891

>>19069685
Aaaa so i wasnt the only 1 who noticed this. Man they became so blatant about these pumps. It is diwnright obvious, juat like the mid day pump that magically affected all stocks in unison with no news whatsoever. Idk what the algos and fed are up to but man am i glad i bailed a large holding before the massive dump.

>> No.19069904

Feds pumping the fucking futures lol

>> No.19069908

>>19069880
sold my beautiful 293 puts for a nice 500 usd profit, could have made double but oh well, better safe than sorry

>> No.19069912

>>19069867
I mean yesterday was a slight increase, today's doesn't even compare, literally double some of the days from last week.

>> No.19069913

>>19069717
Lmao. During a downtrend, high unemployment numbers may actually have the correct effect.

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you all got hot and bothered all day just for a -1.75%?
sad desu

>> No.19069930

>>19069913
lets see brother, lets see

>> No.19069932

>>19069880
Up 2.3% with high hopes for tomorrow

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>>19069735
Cassie0pia

She will be my first purchase once I make it

>> No.19069947

hey /smg/ big time hedge investor at a big company who i can't say the name of. A lot of big money is moving and that is partially a cause of the down today. The word on the market today was that gold is expiring and quadratically we are preparing for another leg down. Almost everyone sold everything and I know Berkshire Hathaway (We call it "berky b" in the stock game) is planning to sell everything it owns and go exclusively into SQQQ calls and TVIX. A lot of guys are sitting on their money and putting it into obscure crypto since the experts think that that has the strongest resistance foundation to impact from Powell commiting suicide over the upcoming recession. Definitely sell everything and buy lean hog, BRZU, and penny stocks since we are looking at a paradigm shift in the market and anything under 1$ will probably become 2$ or more so you are basically doubling your money. I can't say much more since i would be violating my security clearance and I dont want to get hit with fines over that since its a felony but we are looking at DOW hitting 10k by June 1st and that is probably going to be the end of the stock market as we know it since they will shut it down since da goyim know. Trust the system we are all going to make it /smg/

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19069948

4.20/69

Im only going to buy things that are $4.20
YOLO

>> No.19069950

>>19069880
Today hurt

>> No.19069952

>>19069904
It's always funny how moments after the cash close there are huge bets put in on the direction things will go the next morning. It's like they sit there staring at a daily chart and conclude where that next candle is going to close, in fact I'm almost sure that's why it happens. Fucking TA fags.

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>>19069880
Up 5.8%. All tankers.

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>>19069880
Down 4.5%
Oil and financial :/
TVIX hedge coming in clutch

>> No.19069969

Fake and gay fed pump barely moved the ticker. Tomorrow is going to be fucking bloody

>> No.19069970

Why do so many companies have an debt to equity ratio, that is unavailable to the public?

>> No.19069988

>>19069952
>It's like they sit there staring at a daily chart and conclude where that next candle is going to close
I sometimes open position after close, futures jews are greatest allies

>> No.19069993

>>19068994
March wasn't a crash it was a fall but not a CRASH.
Just watch & give it a few months.

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>>19069735
Wish I had a wife who looked like that. Big massive milkers and a cute face. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa I doubt I'll ever have a wife and I refuse to settle for some roastie or a flat chested woman. I wamt big milkers on my woman. Milkers bigger than my head!!!

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>>19069805
>Oil 110.16

>> No.19070020

>>19069904
>>19069952
> ANNNNND IT'S GONE
Feds done, it's back to bull and bear traps now

>> No.19070021

csco mooning after hours ahead of results

>> No.19070024

>>19069947
1/10 for effort? I mean, at least you tried.

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>> No.19070032

>>19069880
fucking marvelous mate, made waaay more money than I expected, 18 trades, 4 still opened, 2 closed red. bretty good iuam
Yolo'd into XLV eod since I can afford it for all currency and commodity winnings

>> No.19070056

>>19070032
Still betting against the Euro?

>> No.19070070

>>19069880
My initial market investment was 1000. My portfolio was valued at 1400 recently and i didn't sell, now its valued around 1180. Gonna hold as long as necessary. I just put another 1000 in today and put it all in RTX as a long term recovery investment.

>> No.19070089

Mortgage applications are up because of the 'cash for clunkers' effect. Lowering rates to ZIRP levels for an indefinite period of time has caused everyone who would likely buy a home this year to apply right now, causing mortgage demand to reflect an unsustainable spike. The coming months will feed us far worse data as a result of the forward-heavy distribution of this year's demand.

Savings are higher than ever, job uncertainty higher than ever, credit card spending lower than ever, the housing market will shit the bed as a logical consequence.

>> No.19070099

so guys, cushing oilstorage is jsut 81% full so no oil crash next week?

>> No.19070129

>>19069948

well... at least if you get fucked you will enjoy it

>> No.19070133

>>19070056
2 shorts on EUR, 3 longs on GBP, 2 longs on CHF today, went into close long swisserinos, took euros off, I dont like shorting euro at 1.08 as much as I like shorting at 1.09 and higher. 1.75 is extreme support, we break this EU 1.0 is dead, and I would like to pussy out of breaking this support, I play toward it not at it

>> No.19070140

>>19069891

This shit is more rigged than crypto. Stocks have the gov't manipulating them in addition to the MM's and their aglos.

>> No.19070192

>>19069880
I've been investing for two years and this volatility is extremely strange, I've lost 3% on my portfolio today and I don't know if I can read the signs well enough to stay clear of all this risk

>> No.19070301

>>19069880
$1175 realized. Best haul in 3 weeks.

>> No.19070333

The stock market has been CLEARLY pumped and manipulated....and then when it finally crashes a bit you guys all lose your shit and scream manipulation.

Stfu. Every billionaire is on the record right now as saying this market is overpriced. Even Buffet is on the sidelines and that guy is the king of hodl and buying dips.

>> No.19070377

>>19069880
Not bad only down $21.

>> No.19070385

>>19069947
This has potential but it's too obvious and needs work. The opening is good but it goes downhill from there (like most of y'all's portfolios)

>> No.19070760

>>19069880
Sitting on 50% cash, 50% REITs. Down 4% today on those, still not sure how to play this. I think we are in for a 20-30% marketwide drop, more in travel, energy and real estate. though I have a feeling this will crab slightly up to that cliff over the next couple days. I'm putting a tight trailing stop on everything and waiting for confirmation.