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“I have a vision that data providers will be able to trust that their daily income stream will be stable. They will be able to hold their proceeds as chainlink and have peace of mind that the daily swings will not be volatile. I have a vision that data consumers will be able to pay a constant amount of chainlink for their request day over day, and that this will also not be subject to swings in price in dollars. I call it the coffee cup standard. Take this cup of coffee I’m holding here - depending on the size and brand, this could go for anywhere between 2 and 4 dollars. And that is my vision for chainlink - you know the data you need to buy securely will cost the same as a cup of coffee.”

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Coffee standard is Sergey's gift to the world. Swift were looking for a quick pump and dump to sell their bags but Sergey is always five or even six steps ahead. During meetings with swift executives Sergey often has to speak for a predetermined amount of time regardless of the material he is giving over. When he runs out of time he repeatedly says coffee standard over and over again. Adelyn has suggested hiring lackies to nod whenever Sergey mentions coffee standard. So now there are four people in the meeting Sergey pays to be yes men (only one is a woman and one is a diversity hire). Swift executives are not sure what to make of this but word around the water cooler is they're liking the general feelings of positivity that coffee standard brings to each meeting

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Jason Parser told me in slack that coffee is the best price for the links. Sergey has spent a lot of money sending adelyn to ninja academy to learn how to sneak cups of coffee into meetings with high level execs. This happens do much now that meeting locations are sprung on Seeger at the very last minute. Serger emphasizes the coffee standard constantly during high level talks by repeating tethered to coffee and coffee standard over and over again until execs have no choice but to agree. Notice the smart con line up has only coffee drinkers and no tea drinkers? You should be thanking tiger mommy

>> No.19060039

>>19059851
>>19059980
>18 decimal places

>> No.19060059

>>19060039
18 decimal places is fud cultist

>> No.19060101

>>19060059
You don't actually know what that means, do you?

>> No.19060119

>>19060101
U asking to be the big spoon bro?

>> No.19060137

>>19059851
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together