/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19015053]

crab bucket

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bear/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.19015096]

also fuk anime posters

[Anonymous No.19015112]

Well I went to the doctor,
I said I was feeling kinda rough,
Let me break it to you, son...
Your shit's fucked up.

[Anonymous No.19015115]

M-Mister Powell
I don't feel so good

[Anonymous No.19015194]

whats a good stock to buy? sold some oild stocks with nice profits

[Anonymous No.19015227]

whats eman doing someone tell me why its going up/has been steadily going up

[Anonymous No.19015228]

>>19015115
FUCK THIS RIGGED MARKET!¡

[Anonymous No.19015262]

Thoughts on MESO?

[Anonymous No.19015271]

>>19015194
RTX

[Anonymous No.19015276]

Not even an apple hater as I’m posting from one but wtf is up with that stock price? What a joke

[Anonymous No.19015299]

>>19015194

Lci is on sale and will run up to 10+ Again in a couple months

[Anonymous No.19015300]

>>19015262

decent soup

[Anonymous No.19015365]

here we go

[Anonymous No.19015372]

>>19015300
why the trade halt? so the shares can't fall?

[Anonymous No.19015394]

>>19015053
Told you retarded bobos, that we would end green today. Nobody can beat the infinite BRRRRRR meme.

[Anonymous No.19015423]

been bagholding AIKI for a while. Tempted to cut my losses and buy elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.19015426]

>>19015194
The most bullish stock that going up almost everyday it's msft and aapl.

[Anonymous No.19015434]

The greatest feeling you can get in the FED or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the FED is the POOMP. Let's say you train your debnts. Money is rushing into your deficit. That's what we call the POOMP. Your forecasts get a really tight feeling like your deficit is going to explode any minute. It's really tight it's like someone blowing air into a bubble. It just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying to me as COOMING is, you know as having sex with a woman and COOMING. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of COOMING at the FED, I am getting the feeling of COOMING at home, I am getting the feeling of COOMING back at the office when I POOMP up, when I PROONT in front of 330 million people, I get the same feeling, so I am COOMING day and night, I mean that's terrific, right?

[Anonymous No.19015476]

looking for less hyped BYND alternative ie fake meat. not shitty startup but solid corporate with plenty of political influence and moneys. should i buy more TSN or?

[Anonymous No.19015477]

>>19015372

>pending news

Probably got frozen for rone's-related news, probably bad, but maybe good?

[Anonymous No.19015502]

>>19015477
stop loss set just in case lol.

[Anonymous No.19015503]

short on Nasdaq

[Anonymous No.19015525]

https://ronaldazuma.com/ThinVR_2020.html

[Anonymous No.19015541]

>>19015503
>Shorting the Nasdaq which is already positive YTD
Are you mental?

[Anonymous No.19015545]

>>19015112
i feel sad brother. so this is what feels to baghold.........

[Anonymous No.19015626]

SPY 300 this week?

[Anonymous No.19015642]

>>19015626
SPY 300 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19015654]

Bullniggers got way too cocky lmaooooooo

[Anonymous No.19015710]

>>19015096
Rude

[Anonymous No.19015714]

>>19015654
How are those puts?

[Anonymous No.19015718]

>>19015654
I feel pretty good.

[Anonymous No.19015753]

>>19015654
t. literal retard

[Anonymous No.19016135]

someone convince me not to sell AIKI for a loss and recoup

[Anonymous No.19016173]

Just checked. Have $3.00 in rewards cash I forgot I had just sitting.

[Anonymous No.19016234]

>>19015545
I feel nothing.

[Anonymous No.19016369]

>betting against america
shiggity diggity do... whats wrong with you...

[Anonymous No.19016385]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.19016498]

Fed is like chinese communism

Gop commies "Oh dahnald help us" give money from gov plox"
>we dont need gov,
>market rules
>survival of the fittest
>dont pay taxes

[Anonymous No.19016603]

>>19015545
don't forget

just hodling can suck a dick

[Anonymous No.19016822]

>tfw that afternoon pump

[Anonymous No.19016854]

hey wait a minute, the real thread is still going >>19015049
damn it OP

[Anonymous No.19016892]

>>19016854
patience my friend. just HODL the thread

[Anonymous No.19016917]

bros you ever get so blown the fuck out on a put that end up just buying the stock and then making your money back?

DKNG rn

[Anonymous No.19016923]

Because of the death of my "landlord" i have not paid rent for 2 years.
There is a dispute in the inheritance between his two children.
Once it is settled I will need to pay 2k euro
Ooff what a sum. I wish I could somehow make 2k in like a year with diversified etf's.
Also, I make 900 eur each month net.

[Anonymous No.19016927]

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOO
BULLCHADS
AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19017113]

>>19015096
I see I found the based department

[Anonymous No.19017124]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.19017146]

>>19016892
>just HODL

[Anonymous No.19017150]

SPY put/call ratio is the highest since Feb. This is unironically it, bobos.

[Anonymous No.19017156]

Are any bobos still alive? At this point they have to extinct. Nothing can and will ever bring this market down again.

[Anonymous No.19017171]

What's the next MVIS?

[Anonymous No.19017186]

>>19017171
MVIS is up 10% today, maybe you should go all in

[Anonymous No.19017211]

Accumulate REFR

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

>Series C Funding
>Businesses that make it to Series C funding sessions are already quite successful. These companies look for additional funding in order to help them develop new products, expand into new markets, or even to acquire other companies. In Series C rounds, investors inject capital into the meat of successful businesses, in an effort to receive more than double that amount back. Series C funding is focused on scaling the company, growing as quickly and as successfully as possible.

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

[Anonymous No.19017212]

picnic

https://www.marketwatch.com/articles/chesapeake-energy-may-file-for-bankruptcy-why-such-a-move-would-be-rare-for-oil-producers-51589215772?mod=newsviewer_click

[Anonymous No.19017230]

>>19015476
Veggie burgers have been around for decades, what makes you think that they're a good investment now?

[Anonymous No.19017247]

I’m going to fuck an obese korean woman today bros wish me luck

[Anonymous No.19017249]

>>19015228
Hooray for USA

[Anonymous No.19017278]

>>19017247
based good luck bro infinitely better than anime

[Anonymous No.19017313]

>>19017124
absolutely, completely and utterly based

[Anonymous No.19017325]

>>19017156
when the last bobo is silenced, were going to crash like there is no tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19017328]

BCRX bro reporting in. Total cumulative (You)'s: Zero (0).
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19017332]

>>19017230
>what makes you think that they're a good investment now?
dude meat lmao

[Anonymous No.19017335]

>>19017247
disgusting hope you contract aids or corona

[Anonymous No.19017342]

Who the fuck is buying Microsoft and Apple at these prices?

[Anonymous No.19017351]

>>19017325
I'm just sitting around. Not sure if I should be in 2x or 3x inverse.

[Anonymous No.19017353]

>>19017247
good luck have fun

[Anonymous No.19017355]

/PSTG/ > /smg/

[Anonymous No.19017359]

>>19017328
A bit late for bcrx, no?
I had it on my watchlist since Feb with the intention to buy but didn't have a chance. I don't want it at that price.

[Anonymous No.19017368]

>>19017342
>Who the fuck is buying Microsoft
big swinging dick chads who will double their money in 2 years
>and Apple
retards

[Anonymous No.19017392]

>>19017368
>IT WAS THE ZUNE’s TURN!!

[Anonymous No.19017396]

>>19015194
Zynga and go all in. It only goes up

[Anonymous No.19017398]

dubs and MVIS breaks $1 by EOD

[Anonymous No.19017404]

>>19017355
go back then

[Anonymous No.19017411]

>>19015053
>all economic indicators are the worst in history
>its green
FUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.19017420]

Why aren't you in DOCU anon? It's just simple common sense.

[Anonymous No.19017423]

Imagine not having bought here on the day we declare victory against the Shanghai Sniffles

[Anonymous No.19017425]

Friendly reminder that if you're so retarded you didn't profit from the dip today you're too stupid for this market and should get the fuck out

[Anonymous No.19017435]

fucking tesla.
>woke up late so missed my chance to get in the morning.
>buy at $809 thinking it would pump
>it does but then dumps an hour later
now im left holding the bag

[Anonymous No.19017436]

Green across the board EOD

[Anonymous No.19017450]

>>19017423
>not shanghai shivers

[Anonymous No.19017457]

>>19017146
It is hodl time. Either you made good picks a month ago, or you're sitting on a dirty diaper right now.
I just assume everything being actively shilled this week is the increasing nervous man hoping desperately that someone will take his rottenest bags. And from the tickers showing up repeatedly in these threads, that theory seems to prove out.

[Anonymous No.19017465]

>>19017435
tsla chart unironically looks like the one for apple, coincidence?

[Anonymous No.19017476]

i hope you bros got some call on the dip

[Anonymous No.19017481]

>>19017435
will pump again EOD

[Anonymous No.19017495]

>>19017398
So close fren

[Anonymous No.19017496]

Hey kid, wanna be a divvy neet?

[Anonymous No.19017499]

Fuck it all in ENBL.
Closing app and looking away.

[Anonymous No.19017503]

>DOUBLE TOP
>FALSE BREAKOUT
>INDICATORS

[Anonymous No.19017505]

>>19017457
trying to break even on
mvis, aiki, uavs

[Anonymous No.19017509]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.19017511]

I want to buy TSLA but not at $800
I want to buy NFLX but not at $440

[Anonymous No.19017515]

>>19017496
How do I do this? I have 20k to invest.

[Anonymous No.19017518]

>>19015053
Why are PFE calls so cheap lol

[Anonymous No.19017519]

>>19017342
Me and there is nothing you can do about it. Just grabbed some BRK.A too for covered calls.

[Anonymous No.19017522]

>>19017359
I think getting in before EOM is still leaving room for profits. Got in early and I'm lucky. Once testing clears (May 31) there is going to be lots of rumors and speculation about adoption. Ride those up to the point of adoption/dismissal and I still see 180%+ gains

[Anonymous No.19017528]

beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOjHhS5MtvA

[Anonymous No.19017529]

>>19017496

actually yes, yes i do

[Anonymous No.19017531]

>>19017511
a year from now you'll be wishing you bought at these prices

[Anonymous No.19017532]

>>19017496
>bro just have a million to spare
fuck off

[Anonymous No.19017533]

>>19017450
That's a good one

[Anonymous No.19017542]

0 rates

Where else would anyone put money but in the stock market right now?

Threats of negative rates as well.

Where else would you put your money? Why are you surprised stocks go brrrrr?

[Anonymous No.19017547]

At this point I don't even care why it is pumping or who is pumping this market, from -0.9% to +0.4% is quiet funny. Profit is profit, who cares at this point.

[Anonymous No.19017550]

TVIX Bro aint going to make it

[Anonymous No.19017563]

>>19017509
lol @ TVIX cucks. double digits on the menu

[Anonymous No.19017575]

CASH GANG

[Anonymous No.19017574]

>>19017515
You'll need about 15x that.

[Anonymous No.19017585]

and AIKI is the only red stock in my portfolio. Fuck you Sabby.

[Anonymous No.19017595]

>>19017575
Decidedly NOT based

[Anonymous No.19017601]

Why in 2016 a lot of biotech stocks like ONTX where valued 400 usd
and then they fell to 0.40 cents?
This is curious because one coulda have made a lot of money shorting. Explain what happened?
In 2016 no one was into crypto so there was a lot of speculation in biotech?

[Anonymous No.19017602]

You have to be stupid to buy grab BRK.A right now.

[Anonymous No.19017611]

That SPX chart is beautiful

[Anonymous No.19017632]

uh, bobo?

[Anonymous No.19017633]

>>19017542
There's something called risk you fucking idiot

Literally any second in this market you could lose half.

[Anonymous No.19017634]

If i can break even, I'll never buy another penny stock again.
>fell for the memes.

[Anonymous No.19017635]

Why does Robinshit take so long to close my spreads? Would I be better off just closing the individual legs on my own?

[Anonymous No.19017637]

>>19017511
why are u buying stock. just play options.

[Anonymous No.19017642]

>Zoom is at 165
>AMC is +40%
>BYND is 135
>TSLA is still over 800
>Amazon about to break ATH again despite saying zero profit next quarter
lmao

[Anonymous No.19017644]

>>19017611
holy shit is that real

[Anonymous No.19017645]

>>19017575
I am the cash Kang. /cash&crack/

[Anonymous No.19017646]

PSA: If your a cuck baby please sell you RTX shares so i can buy them all up.
Thanks whiners

[Anonymous No.19017666]

>>19017633
If we reach a majority consensus that we wont sell anymore, there is no risk involved.

Clown market needs new clown rules.

[Anonymous No.19017670]

>That guy who shorted Wayfair

RIP buddy

[Anonymous No.19017690]

POLOS KEEP BUYING AIRLINES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19017696]

>>19017642
>Amazon about to break ATH again despite saying zero profit next quarter
You really think they aren't making money? They are reinvesting to avoid taxes

[Anonymous No.19017709]

today's pump was sponsored by Jerome J-Pow Powell.

Please thank mr. Powell by posting "thank you based Powell" under this post

[Anonymous No.19017716]

>>19017666
Stupid Satan, the institutionals will do whatever they want.

[Anonymous No.19017723]

>>19017404
Why are you upset?

[Anonymous No.19017728]

>all my stocks have recovered from today’s lows
>MGM won’t budge

[Anonymous No.19017737]

>>19017646
How do I into cuck babby?

[Anonymous No.19017738]

>>19017611
wow that cat is amazing

[Anonymous No.19017741]

All in on JPOW
thank you based powell

[Anonymous No.19017742]

>>19017728
>AIKI won't budge either...

[Anonymous No.19017768]

>>19015053
Hey guys buy PFE calls for June/late May and thank me later :)

[Anonymous No.19017770]

>>19017728

>wonders why closed casino stock wont budge
>Dealers union demanding extension on unemployment
>Vegas and most casinos are closed or at extremely limited capacity

Really boggles the mind, just hodl and collect your divi.

[Anonymous No.19017774]

>>19017709
fuck powell, if dubs he dies this year

[Anonymous No.19017780]

>>19017696
Bezos literally said that in the meeting. Im not just making sit up.

[Anonymous No.19017784]

>>19017150
Wait what? PCC ? its at 0,758

[Anonymous No.19017795]

>>19017770
>thinking ANY sort of logic can apply to anything right now
Stocks are supposed to go up

[Anonymous No.19017812]

There is so much trash on Netflix its unbelievable. It is like the Amazon of video streaming.

[Anonymous No.19017853]

>>19017780
Nobody cares. Buying AZMN 3x calls as we speak.

[Anonymous No.19017868]

>>19017230
a lot of fake meat to feed poor plebs. cheap fake chicken, fake pig, fake beef, fake shrimp. this is where the meat industry is going and i want to have some exposure in that. so

[Anonymous No.19017870]

TOPLEL

[Anonymous No.19017872]

>>19017812
Bad goy, take your cultural enrichment.

[Anonymous No.19017884]

>sell QQQ, SPY, MSFT, APPL
>immediately buy TQQQ + out of the money QQQ Calls maturing in 2023

Opinions on this?

[Anonymous No.19017892]

>>19017812
My wife keeps wanting to reactivate our subscription because muh Tiger King, so I have to put the foot down.

[Anonymous No.19017894]

Sooooooo what are we going to do when oil reserves run out

[Anonymous No.19017899]

>>19017575
>>19017645
How are those cash dividends?

[Anonymous No.19017900]

>>19017509
I swear these kids just started trading after reading some plebbit threads. They see the biggest gap up and think they will reach ATH again.

>IM GOING TO HOLD ONTO MY 35% LOSS JUST TO SHOW YOU IM RIGHT!!!
>ngmi

[Anonymous No.19017904]

>>19017518
>>19017768
Which ones are you selling?

[Anonymous No.19017905]

>>19017870
he actually meant tuesday, you just wait

[Anonymous No.19017906]

>>19017870
After hours will be a blood bath

[Anonymous No.19017918]

>>19017884
this is our signal bobos

[Anonymous No.19017925]

>>19017868
The fake stuff is more expensive than the real meat though.

[Anonymous No.19017931]

>>19017171
>>19017186
VUZI reports earnings today
EMAN on 5/14

[Anonymous No.19017936]

>>19017709
thank you based Powell
thank you based ship cunnies

[Anonymous No.19017944]

>>19017905
I have heared end of week will be a bloodbath. Or maybe Early July.

[Anonymous No.19017952]

>Ess and Pee looking just like futures last night when they wanted to seek 2910
>I didn't short then and I'm not shorting now
Abstract kind of feel, at least I'm green

[Anonymous No.19017957]

XLY $115 puts moving up

[Anonymous No.19017965]

>>19017925
people arent buying it because of the cost
they are buying it for health/moral/ethical reasons.

the product could cost double and the yuppies will still buy it.

[Anonymous No.19017968]

>>19017892
Just torrent the shit

[Anonymous No.19017970]

>>19017230
'vegetarian' label = gay. meat eaters don't want to look gay sorry. they want the experience of real meat but real cheap.

[Anonymous No.19017990]

>>19017709
Thank you based Powell

[Anonymous No.19017993]

another week another day bears get BTFO.

[Anonymous No.19017997]

>>19017925
nope, the price will come down, it's cheaper to manufacture magic syrop than to raise actual cows

[Anonymous No.19018002]

We will break 2950 today. Fucking bobos are suiciding right now.

[Anonymous No.19018003]

The stock market right now is like a game of Jenga. Everyone's trying to carefully play the trend and get their fair share knowing full well the whole thing could collapse at any moment.

[Anonymous No.19018009]

>>19017965
But it's not healthier and who gives a shit about cows and chickens.

[Anonymous No.19018013]

>>19017925
>>19017965
this. meat alternatives are primarily consumed by people with a trust fund convinced they can change the world for the better as an ethical consumer.
actual cheaper alternatives to meat are things like pasta and corn syrup filled processed foods.

[Anonymous No.19018018]

>>19017425
Everything I was already investing in mooned

[Anonymous No.19018021]

>dji just went went green
>s&p/nasdaq also green
honkity honk jpow

[Anonymous No.19018046]

Lol to all the anons who called me a retard for going all in on MARK when it was $1

[Anonymous No.19018053]

ET... i'm counting on you. Don't disappoint me today at 5

[Anonymous No.19018078]

Green day boys green day bully bully

[Anonymous No.19018082]

>>19018003
>https://www.newyorkfed.org/microeconomics/sce#indicators/household-finance/g33

The majority thinks, stock prices will be higher in 1year. Nobody thinks nor cares about a collapse. Why would it anyway? Meme virus cancelled.

[Anonymous No.19018083]

>>19018053
Probably down, but hope it snaps back. USAC is a champ though.

[Anonymous No.19018084]

>The stock market is more volatile and manipulated than crypto

[Anonymous No.19018095]

I'm a bit late to the news but is now a good time to buy DIS? Parks reopened in Shanghai yesterdays and things are starting to get optimistic in China.

[Anonymous No.19018096]

>>19018003
>The stock market right now is like a game of Jenga

bobo cope always smacks of reddit, must be the whole "I am smarter than the market" thing

[Anonymous No.19018104]

>>19017904
I'm holding until mid may, I'm confident the volume will pick up

[Anonymous No.19018106]

>>19018084
>-15% btc value in 10min 2 days ago

[Anonymous No.19018114]

How do you guys decide if it’s worth selling premium many months out? I remember an anon talking about maximizing something... not IV, I think it had to do with time value of money or something.

I just really don’t think Pfizer is dropping 10% or more before December...

>>19017936
Based ships
>>19017990
I’ll buy it.

[Anonymous No.19018115]

Thinking about taking 20% profits on MRO... But I like the company, just not sure it will retain its value with futures contracts coming up.

[Anonymous No.19018118]

TVIX is making me turn blood fucking red
what am I supposed to do
hold these bags forever until it MAYBE goes up?

[Anonymous No.19018119]

>>19018046
jesus what's going on there?

[Anonymous No.19018123]

>he doesn't have the chad 'folio of the future
>16.66% AMT
>16.66% EQIX
>16.66% LMT
>16.66% NEE
>16.67% MSFT
>16.66% COST
Enjoy not making it suckers

[Anonymous No.19018128]

What's happening to my puts?

[Anonymous No.19018130]

>>19017993
>>19018002
It's fucking unbelievable.

[Anonymous No.19018132]

Waitr doing me well. this stock has potential if the company can expand outside of the US South. plus there's room in the food delivery market for them

[Anonymous No.19018138]

>>19018096
Michael Burry Larpers

[Anonymous No.19018139]

Is KO a good buy right now?

[Anonymous No.19018157]

ARE YOU OK BOBO

[Anonymous No.19018162]

>>19018118
Yes. Keep hodling anon

[Anonymous No.19018164]

>>19018123
>real estates

[Anonymous No.19018167]

>>19018118
How about learn what it tracks, zoom out, and buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.19018170]

>>19018138
People wish they were this autistically bearish.

[Anonymous No.19018172]

>>19018132
It's owned by landry's. If not Tilman will axe it.

[Anonymous No.19018184]

And SPY gained another 0.1%

Very nice. What am I doing with all the money.

[Anonymous No.19018192]

>>19018003
Your supposed to use Harry Potter analogies

[Anonymous No.19018195]

>>19018123
>I missed out on MSFT dip because I couldn’t take the risk of dumping all 2k of disposable income I had

Glad for you all that got it though

[Anonymous No.19018197]

>>19018164
>he thinks all REITs are apartment building
>he doesn't know about data center and cell tower reits
HOly shit kys absolute retard

[Anonymous No.19018200]

WOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19018202]

>>19018139
If you're not in a rush then yes, it's a great buy.

[Anonymous No.19018211]

>>19018138
imagine how many suckers think it's cool to be bear because of this jew propaganda flick. literally free money playing these losers

[Anonymous No.19018216]

Permabull euphoria is bearish. I’m selling.

[Anonymous No.19018217]

>>19015053
>Got drunk and sold my sqqq bags after holding for 2 months
I'm finally free

[Anonymous No.19018220]

>>19018172
no way it gets axed anytime soon, especially with so many restaurants opening up now. tilman will use this as a vehicle for landry's restaurant expansions by offerings discounts and free delivery

[Anonymous No.19018226]

I watched the big short trust me guys I’m smarter than everyone else I know this markets gonna crash again! Look at the unemployment numbers!

First they’ll laugh at me and then I’ll be vindicated!

[Anonymous No.19018234]

should i sell my AIKI bags?

[Anonymous No.19018236]

>>19018216
*on my demo account. AYYLMAO

[Anonymous No.19018247]

>>19018216
Finally. Sell your puts and join the right party.

[Anonymous No.19018257]

>>19018197
Commercial REITs are kill too. You understand the finance behind it right anon? It’s not as simple as charging rent.......

[Anonymous No.19018263]

>>19018217
Key, sqqq niggers are retarded.

[Anonymous No.19018264]

>>19018220
I meant if it doesn't perform well Tilman will axe it, not it will be axed soon.

I'm sure with the casinos closed it is keeping landry's afloat.

[Anonymous No.19018268]

>>19018226
I mean, if there isn't a crash, then everything about the stock market is so fake than there's no more technique to any of this than pure guess-work as to where the current fix is in.

[Anonymous No.19018270]

>>19018138
There used to be a lot of those larpers back in February, but it's not as toxic as the ones right now. Obviously bullish, these morons think they've got it all right.

[Anonymous No.19018272]

>>19018119
Line go up

[Anonymous No.19018289]

Bulls too cocky because they’re up on their 5 figure accounts lmao.

Thanks for holding my bags.
>t. JPM sell desk chad

[Anonymous No.19018292]

>>19018197
Ok what are the good reits?

[Anonymous No.19018301]

>>19018096
anyone trading at all think they're smarter than the market, otherwise there's no point

[Anonymous No.19018305]

>>19018236
>>19018247
If this isn’t a signal to liquidate my Roth I don’t know what is.

[Anonymous No.19018306]

MARK mooned today. Up 75%. Nice 110% play for me chaching. In the last thread i told yall to trade on memes not facts. Because memes make the reality. I bought MARK because i found a MARK shitpost on here funny and still dont know what the company even does. It always works

[Anonymous No.19018311]

>>19018226
not big short larping but it's unironically mental to not expect a retest of the lows with the way the world is right now. JPow can hold it up in the short term but he can't hold it up forever unless this market is total detached from reality (which I'm starting to believe) then who gives a fuck about trying to make any predictions if that's the case.

[Anonymous No.19018313]

WHEN will bears learn??

[Anonymous No.19018322]

>>19018268
exactly. this is the game: who can get rich and be self-sufficient financially versus who falls into the consumerism trap and remains a wageslave for life

[Anonymous No.19018328]

>>19018167
the whole thing is a fucking dip

[Anonymous No.19018330]

>>19018306
WOAH LOOK AT THAT CAT

[Anonymous No.19018332]

>>19018305
You guys are confusing trolling retarded SQQQ bagholders and retarded put sellers with euphoria.

[Anonymous No.19018334]

RED CANDLES

[Anonymous No.19018338]

>>19018268
>it's all fake
Dude the stock market doesn't abide by your gay ass standards you loser.

[Anonymous No.19018345]

Don't know about you nigs but I'm doing fine with NET. I wish I had more money to diversify.

[Anonymous No.19018353]

>>19018268
You are aware countries such as Germany and Switzerland are opening everything up?

[Anonymous No.19018361]

>>19018257
>>19018292
I already told you faggots. EQIX and AMT. Don't reply to me until you've read their 10-Qs.

[Anonymous No.19018362]

No crab day. Let’s go big green

I demand you buy. Now.

[Anonymous No.19018364]

>all call account is up 30% in one day
So...this is the power of bullishness.

[Anonymous No.19018370]

When are we buying Airline Stocks again?

[Anonymous No.19018372]

>>19018082
Of course people think the market will be higher in one year, just look at the last ten years. What people seem to forget is what bear markets actually look like. The 2008 bear ran for almost the whole year. I think we have avoided a crash which would be bad for everyone, but I will wait until the heavy resistances are broken before getting back in.

[Anonymous No.19018374]

>>19018361
THAT’S NOT REAL

[Anonymous No.19018377]

BGS foods like like a solid braphog to buy. That big bess has 9% dividends and added $70 million to April revenue because of corona meme. Im waiting for an entry

[Anonymous No.19018388]

>>19017635
closing a spread orders your broker to close 2 contracts at the same time at a specific average price. if you want a quick fill, lower your limit or close the legs individually.

[Anonymous No.19018389]

>just got approved for fractional shares on robinhood

so how do i profit from this, get ton of fractional shares of +30 different stocks, or use it to DCA in and out of stuff throughout the week?

[Anonymous No.19018390]

BOBO


ARE YOU OK


BOBO ARE YOU OK

[Anonymous No.19018394]

>THAT'S NOT REAL

[Anonymous No.19018401]

FAKE BREAKOUT
>FAKE BREAKOUT
FAKE BREAKOUT
>FAKE BREAKOUT
FAKE BREAKOUT
OHNONONONONONONO MUMU

[Anonymous No.19018405]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.19018413]

>>19018370
Every day

[Anonymous No.19018416]

YAMATE!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19018420]

>>19015053
Who else /MSFT/ here?

[Anonymous No.19018427]

where is that retarded TVIX nig

expose yourself

[Anonymous No.19018431]

>>19018123
unironically a chadfolio

i have NEE, MSFT and COST. LMT and AMT are both on my radar.

t. divvybro

[Anonymous No.19018437]

What do you all think about CNK (Cinemark)? Today has been rough but I am feeling pretty bullish about it a year from now.

[Anonymous No.19018442]

>>19018420
How the fuck is back to its ATH?

[Anonymous No.19018455]

>>19018095
>people seriously think there won’t be a second wave that’s going to force renewed restrictions on public gathering

I’d still buy DIS regardless lol

[Anonymous No.19018457]

>>19018217
he sold
lets crash it bois

[Anonymous No.19018459]

>>19018389
>robinhood
>so how do i profit from this
pull your money out before they fuck you over again because "oops we forgot about the leap day teehee"

[Anonymous No.19018463]

>>19018114
Personally I base it on target expected gains. For example if I want to make 10% per month I sell monthlies where the combined premium and appreciation is 10%. If I had access to csp's, I'd then move into selling puts. Instead I just wait for the stock to swing low if called away while finding a new stock to trade in the meantime.

[Anonymous No.19018472]

>>19018455

Get fucked dude shits over and wasn’t anything to begin with

[Anonymous No.19018473]

>>19018455
THATS

[Anonymous No.19018475]

Full house on the indicators now, bobos.

[Anonymous No.19018477]

>>19018459
>"oops we forgot about the leap day teehee"

Huh?

[Anonymous No.19018488]

>>19018437
Theaters are dead. Hollywood got a taste of how easy direct to streaming is and will shift focus

[Anonymous No.19018490]

>>19018370
You're two months late.

[Anonymous No.19018493]

>>19018455
>implying they wont adapt and create corona themed attractions
Free market motherfucker

[Anonymous No.19018494]

Oilbros, how long do we hold?

[Anonymous No.19018495]

>>19018442
No idea but im impressed anyway.

[Anonymous No.19018497]

>>19018475
Awesome

[Anonymous No.19018502]

>being a bear


ISHYGDDT

[Anonymous No.19018504]

Just fomod into csco

[Anonymous No.19018505]

>>19017774
r.i.p quads

[Anonymous No.19018516]

>>19018472
based on House Bill 6666, I don't think it's over at all. watch a second wave happen come september/october

[Anonymous No.19018527]

>>19018455
her AA video was good.

[Anonymous No.19018532]

>>19018311
We will see new highs before a crash. This isn’t just a dead cat bounce or a bull trap the consensus retest narrative is wrong. S&P will reach 4000 in a matter of months, this is when I will begin to get short.

[Anonymous No.19018539]

>>19018488
While I do agree, there are quite a few big titles coming out in the near future. I have to imagine once theaters reopen there will at least be a pump back to $20+

[Anonymous No.19018542]

>>19018472
DIS is paramount https://www.youtube.com/user/DisneyResearchHub/videos

[Anonymous No.19018547]

>>19018046
>>19018119
>>19018272
>MARK is still climbing
I swear I have the worst superpower ever. Everytime these Meme Pennystocks come up I set a limit of some kind and it goes juuuuuusst far enough to trigger and then carries on its merry way leaving me pissed.

[Anonymous No.19018548]

>>19018488
This. Who the fuck goes to the movies to pay $10 for a small popcorn, $10 for a small soda, and $10 for a ticket to get culturally enriched by the pedokikes in holowood.

[Anonymous No.19018553]

>>19017774
you fool, Powell cant be stopped

>>19018459
ok, but what if I wasn't a sperg?

[Anonymous No.19018556]

>>19018013
Beyond meat is utter garbage, so much saturated fat in their fart inducing burgers.

I do like Morning Star though...

[Anonymous No.19018561]

>>19018488
they'll be significantly downsized and they will no doubt lower some prices, but theaters aren't completely dead. still much better picture and sound than 99% of people's homes. but if no one can get jobs again, then it's a lot cheaper to rent a new movie for 20 bucks over 72 hours than pay almost that much for one ticket

[Anonymous No.19018564]

>>19018532
Shorting and puts will be illegal by July

[Anonymous No.19018570]

>>19018455
Second wave is already priced in, dear.

[Anonymous No.19018575]

>>19018493
Now that’s bullish, I’m in

>>19018527
Good taste

[Anonymous No.19018580]

MARK is still mooning it's up 7% since my last post

[Anonymous No.19018585]

>>19018013
Or just fucking beans. Just regular fucking beans taste great.

[Anonymous No.19018592]

do you know any hidden gems, lads?
im looking for new stuff to invest which would give me little profits over the next couple days.
any advice?
(except crypto, fuck that shit)

[Anonymous No.19018593]

Should I sell my equity before tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19018601]

>>19018556
the black bean burgers are pretty good

idk who makes em but i know its not beyond, theyve been around far longer

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19018605]

>>19018130
>it's unbelievable
it's 100% believable if you realize that all the doomer bobo talk is TOTAL BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.19018610]

>>19018585
BEANS??!!

[Anonymous No.19018612]

>>19018420
Based pajeet CEO taking us to the moon

[Anonymous No.19018624]

>>19018592
CPE

[Anonymous No.19018627]

https://floridaindependent.com/microsofts-acquisition-of-microvision/

[Anonymous No.19018636]

>>19018494
A lot of our oilbros lost faith in oil and took MVIS calls. Bunch of idiots, should've stayed in oil.

[Anonymous No.19018638]

>>19018548
Women

[Anonymous No.19018667]

>>19018585
>Just regular fucking beans taste great.
thats a lie and you know it

cheese is amazing and full of protein though, if you dont have weak genes

>>19018592
read the fucking OP

[Anonymous No.19018676]

well the 2nd dip to test new lows will probably happen in a couple years

[Anonymous No.19018677]

>>19018605
>it's 100% believable if you realize that all the doomer bobo talk is TOTAL BULLSHIT
oh good, you have a trip. I don't know if it's today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next quarter... you bulltards are out of your minds. There's been enough for you to see what's going on. If the market's price valuation mechanisms are supposed to be fundamentally different than what they were just 10 years ago, you really should consider going full into gold. See you whenever things go back to "normal"

[Anonymous No.19018687]

>>19018494
Already started taking profits. Get out of the shale plays like FANG. Hold PSX/VLO/COP for a little while more. If you have XOM/RDS.B you're retarded anyway and it doesn't matter. Chads hold EPD/ENB/BIP pipeline plays if they want energy exposure.

[Anonymous No.19018690]

>>19018370
All the time

[Anonymous No.19018691]

>>19018627
SOB! Still under what I sold (at a loss) for.

[Anonymous No.19018700]

>>19018477
https://medium.com/@shortsample/leap-year-robinhood-and-decentralized-exchange-650d689b6b5c
Obviously they denied it lmao, "NOT OUR FAULT, NOT responsible! Just excessive server load because we are AWESOME and all the cool zoomers are trading on robinhood nowadays!

[Anonymous No.19018701]

>>19018601
Only ones that won't do well with social distancing. For example, there's no reason why you should sell Amazon or Walmart.

[Anonymous No.19018706]

>>19018593
Why?

[Anonymous No.19018731]

>>19017515
Reits like MFA, MITT, RWT, IVR

[Anonymous No.19018732]

>>19018676
10 years, but it too will be priced in and bobos still won't have learned

[Anonymous No.19018742]

>>19018556
The entire rationale behind plant-based "meat" is to capitalize on armchair activists' need to feed their ego. Nutritional value is a distant second.
>>19018585
Beans take way too much prep work for a lot of the working class: some people actually said they'd starve over McDonald's shutting down because they never learned how to cook. This includes following microwave instructions on a box. If you explain how to cook, they refuse to learn and then bitch about how food stamps can't buy hot food.

But baked beans are fucking good.

[Anonymous No.19018744]

Oh no we got cocky bullbros

[Anonymous No.19018756]

>>19018677
It’s an election year. It will happen this summer.

[Anonymous No.19018774]

>>19018601
Morning star ;)

[Anonymous No.19018830]

>>19018774
>Lucifer farms

[Anonymous No.19018836]

>>19018627
How much did you pay to host a site and shill mvis? Curious.

[Anonymous No.19018847]

>>19018585
Beans are generally not good for you. They're bad for the digestive system and their phytoacids are anti-nutriments. Research has shown that merely letting beans soak overnight isn't enough to reduce these issues sufficiently for them to be viable vs meat. Additionally, meat is the only real way to get B12.

[Anonymous No.19018878]

>>19018847
Like should I not eat beans at all? Or just not as a meat replacement?

[Anonymous No.19018884]

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED MUMU, I THOUGHT WE WERE GREEN TODAY?

[Anonymous No.19018888]

>>19018847
Beans are shit tier poverty food. NOTHING can substitute for animal protein, and that is a simple fact.

[Anonymous No.19018890]

>>19018830
take meds

[Anonymous No.19018899]

>>19018742
Well, they don't have much competition and they're growing....so I'll give you that. Just make sure to sell it when McDonald's uses it. Before everyone realizes just how unhealthy that shit is.

[Anonymous No.19018907]

>>19018884
Bobo it is still green. 4th day in a row, fucking green. How long do you wanna lose money?

[Anonymous No.19018912]

Bitch made niggers can't handle the volatility

[Anonymous No.19018914]

>>19018884
Sit down bobo, the market’s just taking a breather.

[Anonymous No.19018913]

>>19018878
Just not as a meat replacement. They're fine on their own so long as you don't eat them in the same meal where you get most of your nutriments, i.e. they are a good source of carbs and proteins regardless, but diminish the quality of anything else eaten alongside them.

[Anonymous No.19018915]

>>19018890
>t. brainlet

[Anonymous No.19018919]

>>19018884
WE ARE HOLD THE LINE BROTHER


THE COMMUNIST BEAR SHALL NOT STOP US

[Anonymous No.19018925]

>>19018311
>hurr earnings will be low this year but back to normal the following 20 years
>thus stocks should be eveluated as if every year will be as bad as this one
fucking Bobos, you are the clowns, not the market

[Anonymous No.19018930]

>>19018774
>>19018830
>Helel ben Shahar farms

[Anonymous No.19018934]

>>19018878
Not the original guy you responded to, but the answers you're gonna get will vary. Most people who know anything about real nutrition will advise you not to make beans a staple of your diet.

I don't think it's a big problem to have them occasionally though

[Anonymous No.19018941]

I am sitting here in my cold room eating oats. Hoping for a stock poomp

[Anonymous No.19018952]

>>19018930
this anon gets it

[Anonymous No.19018953]

Is there any asset class right now that isn't crypto, overpriced, or useless?

[Anonymous No.19018973]

>>19018836
Small sites are cheap as fuck. You just need an old computer turned into a LAMP stack, forward 80 and 443 on your home router, pay a few bucks a month for a static IP, and buy a domain name for like $25 a year. If you want, TLS, it's like another $75 a year.
>>19018899
You mean the fact the nutritional value of McDonald's would actually go down from adopting it? It won't happen until the stuff's cheaper than ground beef ends.
Even then, it's not like having shares is a problem: I own COTY but don't buy cosmetics. I just like the ~10% yield.

[Anonymous No.19018975]

>>19018953
Gold and Crypto are literally hedging against the exact same things

[Anonymous No.19018979]

>>19018953
Cunny and airline stocks

[Anonymous No.19018984]

>>19018953
Cash.

[Anonymous No.19019002]

>>19018953
cunny futures

[Anonymous No.19019005]

new bred

>>19018999
>>19018999
>>19018999

fresh

>>19018999
>>19018999
>>19018999

[Anonymous No.19019013]

>>19018941
Based fiber bro

[Anonymous No.19019028]

>>19018899
Is eating all those chemicals and unnatural shit mixed together in some factory REALLY more healthy than eating straight up meat, something that humans have been eating for the past billion years?

[Anonymous No.19019058]

>>19018455
who

[Anonymous No.19019109]

>>19019058
Vina sky :)

[Anonymous No.19019132]

>>19019109
ty

[Anonymous No.19019193]

>>19019028
Eating dead animals ain't any better. Just ask the Chinese.

[Anonymous No.19019334]

>>19017635
robinhood fills in generally are pretty ass.

i tried doing some iron condors earlier and even at a below average price it wouldn't fill.

[Anonymous No.19019711]

>>19019334
What do you mean by fills are garbage? Are orders not going through (which ive had happen before when a new order somehow succeeds and at a lower price too) or they slimming it or something.