/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18998765]

capitulation
cope
edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/futures/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>18992782

[Anonymous No.18998793]

Last chance. Accumulate DAL on Monday at opening.

[Anonymous No.18998802]

Last chance. Accumulate JCP calls on Monday.

[Anonymous No.18998820]

DraftKings? Will it keep going up? Should I buy on monday? I dont want to be priced out

[Anonymous No.18998821]

First chance, grab some OTM spy puts on Monday.

[Anonymous No.18998823]

>>18998765
First for Secret Society BLANKET monetary expansion.

>>18998672
To accept the crabbing is to master one's own emotions. By learning to crab, one finds peace. Crabbliness is next to godliness.

>>18998713
Twitter beef? Post cap.

[Anonymous No.18998826]

I only respect cunny and cash holders, bros.

[Anonymous No.18998837]

>>18998820
Same feelings here

[Anonymous No.18998839]

>>18998802
Why do you think jcp wont go under?

[Anonymous No.18998852]

Portfolio is currently 20% gold, 50% cahs 30% cunny

[Anonymous No.18998878]

>>18998793
Thesis?

[Anonymous No.18998890]

Looks like we'll have a Fed statement on Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.18998914]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.18998918]

>>18998839
I don’t. But you can get Jun 20 $.50c for around $.02, worth a gamble in case they somehow stay afloat.

[Anonymous No.18998927]

>>18998802
Literally all factors and analysis point to bankruptcy unless it gets bought by a Target or an Amazon lol.

Or all their 860 some high volume physical locations that are runaway dumpster fire hell on wheels get turned into cost efficient data centers or something that isnt big brand retail consumer discretionary

[Anonymous No.18998946]

when's the next crash? I'm bored

[Anonymous No.18998956]

>>18998927
see
>>18998918
I’m not expecting a payoff on it, but to me it’s worth throwing $50 in just for the possible upside.

[Anonymous No.18998987]

>>18998927
There's going to be no shortage of cheap commercial real estate in a few months. Even the properties are going to be next to useless.

[Anonymous No.18998995]

>he brags about having his four figures invested in this clown market
>bears sitting out with six figures in cash that they will double when it dumps
escalator up elevator down etc

[Anonymous No.18999005]

>>18998918
>>18998918
no

[Anonymous No.18999043]

>>18998914
BTC?

[Anonymous No.18999045]

>>18998946
No, anon, now is not the time for crashing. That comes later.

[Anonymous No.18999060]

>>18998995
>letting a perfectly good clown market go to waste
>being a perma anything
Trade momentum, not your ideology, young one

[Anonymous No.18999062]

>>18998956
Maybe.

But I think it's much more likely they are gone. Why would target or amazon touch jcp ? Who goes to jcp?

50 dollars ain't much. How do I buy options?

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999083]

>>18999043
his gf (male)

[Anonymous No.18999090]

>>18999060
yeah, just daytrade like the professionals here, right? might work with your pennies

[Anonymous No.18999097]

>>18999062
I think if youre asking here you should probably stay away friend.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999105]

>>18999060
>Trade momentum, not your ideology
the fuck does that even mean, provide examples of real life aplication

[Anonymous No.18999114]

>>18999062
Gotta be approved by your broker for options trading. Then it’s pretty much like buying equities, but you have to understand strike prices and greeks and stuff. Look it up online, the basics aren’t hard to understand.

[Anonymous No.18999129]

>>18999097
Second.

>>18999105
I think it means hold my bags, just make sure you can find someone else to pass them off to before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.18999132]

>>18998826
You pedo faggots need to die. Only retards held onto cash and got cucked by Chad's who literally doubled their money from the bottom.

[Anonymous No.18999134]

>>18999105
Buy when an uptrend starts, sell when a downtrend starts.

[Anonymous No.18999136]

>>18999060
>Trade momentum, not your ideology, young one

[Anonymous No.18999151]

>>18998826
only reason im holding cash is because my broker is shit. its nice seeing the wagebucks coming in though

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999163]

>>18999129
>just make sure you can find someone else to pass them off to before it's too late.
to be fair thats just based speculation, I just dont understand how "trading momentum" doesnt make you the one with bags
>>18999134
>short/sell high cover/buy low
wow very insightful info, thx, never thought about it and have been trading only one side for years

[Anonymous No.18999165]

>>18998826
But my divvy stocks make me a cash holder regularly

[Anonymous No.18999167]

/biz/??

more like /crytz/, am I rite bois?

[Anonymous No.18999169]

IF T BOND RATES ARE SO LOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO HEDGE MY PORTFOLIO WITH LIKE A BOGLE HEAD

[Anonymous No.18999185]

>>18999163
>wow very insightful info, thx, never thought about it and have been trading only one side for years
That's the point.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999188]

>>18999169
shiny rock, qutie correlated with T bonds and T girls

[Anonymous No.18999193]

>>18999169
Dividend stocks are worthless for growth or value but solid blue chips are replacements for bonds

[Anonymous No.18999210]

color of my ID decides the movement for this week

[Anonymous No.18999213]

Why don't we just outlaw all investments besides the stock market?

[Anonymous No.18999236]

>>18998826
>I only respect cunny
>posts pussy instead

[Anonymous No.18999248]

OPEN THE FUTURES NOW I AM BORED

[Anonymous No.18999249]

>>18999213
Corporations need to sell debt.

[Anonymous No.18999259]

>>18999213
>implying that isn't what the Fed has been trying to do since 1990's QE
Bitcoin is next. Gold will be last.

[Anonymous No.18999261]

I need Anons to let me know what they think about VTIQ/NKLA

[Anonymous No.18999267]

>>18999248
It’s close, brother.

[Anonymous No.18999276]

>>18999132
Except they haven't cashed out and now they're going to deal with an historic loss.

[Anonymous No.18999283]

>>18999193
>solid blue chips are a replacement for bonds
>crashes your market

[Anonymous No.18999286]

cashholders > bagholders

[Anonymous No.18999301]

>>18999283
Observe JNJ, PG, or KO

[Anonymous No.18999309]

>>18999261
Is this a Tesla knock-off?

[Anonymous No.18999314]

what are the odds futures limit down tonight

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999360]

>>18999301
>JNJ
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah I miss owning JNJ and rest of the health bois

[Anonymous No.18999366]

>>18999261
thats literally a photoshopped ford raptor

[Anonymous No.18999376]

If you're into stock options and have money to burn that you don't need or want; keep an eye these few weeks for infections in china. Disney has been trying to prop up their stocks further by announcing their park in shanghai opening tomorrow. The situation in china is shit and the stock will go down if someone gets infected. So ready your puts

[Anonymous No.18999386]

>>18999261
Auto will be fucked, small caps will be fucked, oil will be cheap, and liquidity will (eventually) be hard to come by. Not the best environment but I guess if you're investing in them you're already open to a stupid amount of risk.

Some others like Rivian have planned fleet contracts iirc that may give them security, not sure if Nikola has anything like that.

[Anonymous No.18999390]

>>18999276
got any more of these gifs?

[Anonymous No.18999394]

>>18999314
Zero. Limit up.

[Anonymous No.18999398]

>>18999366
Be neat if they used the Raptor body sourced from Ford to build an electric. Not like Ford could compete.

[Anonymous No.18999404]

>>18999105
He's talking about going with the flow of the market to make money, up or down.

Maybe you shouldn't trip if you're so clueless.

[Anonymous No.18999415]

tomorrow I go OOOOOOOOOOO or AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?

[Anonymous No.18999418]

these are holy C trinity
- cash holders
- corona
- cunny

[Anonymous No.18999417]

>>18999376
Never bet against the mouse. That will just make it stronger.

[Anonymous No.18999427]

>>18999301
KO, YTD loss: -16.15%
BND, YTD gain: +3.54%

JNJ's price action is not decoupled from CV. It has direct exposure to the health industries associated with treating CV and sanitary products, so it has a much greater chance for recovery than decoupled blue chips, like KO.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999447]

>>18999404
Mr. flow expert, can you please fucking explain where is your exit point of this "flow" you talking about in Q1 2020? I know where is mine

[Anonymous No.18999472]

>>18999418
I wish you good fortunes

[Anonymous No.18999478]

>>18997082
>a company’s share price is its valuation
Please, if you’re going to say such retarded things either: read a book, kill yourself, or do some critical thinking.

If the company did a 10 to 1 reverse stock split, everyone who owned 10 shares of zoom would suddenly own 1 share worth 10 times as much. Do you think that would mean the company is suddenly valued 10 times as high?

>>18999276
>when the ballistics gel brappps out the entry wound

[Anonymous No.18999496]

>>18999417
>never bet against the mouse
Why not?

[Anonymous No.18999501]

>>18999427
KO is the "budget" option and yes its recovery has been slower but it will bounce back fastest as it is most directly tied to consumer discretionary spending. KO ate more than usual because restaurants, including FF, closed as well.
JNJ, KO, and PG have been recession tested multiple times. If you looked at their charts over the pat 30-50 years you'd have a damn hard time picking out when recessions DID occur to anyone of them

[Anonymous No.18999516]

Any small-cap value fans here?

[Anonymous No.18999524]

>>18999496
Many a man has become ruined financially by doing so. You have been warned. Do what you wish.

[Anonymous No.18999527]

>>18999418
Very based but I have a good feeling about all my big pharma holdings this week. There’s no real reason for me to ever be all cash, I know I can’t time the bottoms/tops.

[Anonymous No.18999533]

>>18999376
They lost a billion dollars in real money and missed at least three times that much in potential revenue last quarter and the stock price is up. DIS is officially just as memed a memestock as AMZN and TSLA.

[Anonymous No.18999534]

I;m going to research some covered call strategies for my ROTH IRA. I'll keep yall posted on the results.

[Anonymous No.18999549]

>>18999415
>ERECT
she knows...

[Anonymous No.18999556]

MNLO Chad's we are breaking 2 dollars this week!

[Anonymous No.18999565]

>>18999534
I thought you couldn’t trade options in an IRA?

[Anonymous No.18999574]

>>18999415
i want to breed a gyaru

>>18999376
pretty sure china just stopped counting infections in february. they're in the same situation as the west, they're just pretending it has been contained.

[Anonymous No.18999581]

Which app do Canadian anons use for their stonks? I got some PM's and crypto, now looking to sink/invest my $$ into some thing else, since I can't buy a gun...

[Anonymous No.18999588]

CA update incoming:

[Anonymous No.18999592]

>>18999496
Because it’s one of the oldest, largest, most iconic companies in the globe, and betting against Disney is a little bit like betting against the willingness of parents to spend money on their children.

[Anonymous No.18999604]

>>18999581
My telephone.

[Anonymous No.18999605]

>>18999533
>They lost a billion dollars in real money and missed at least three times that much in potential revenue last quarter and the stock price is up. DIS is officially just as memed a memestock as AMZN and TSLA.
Then why do people invest in it?

[Anonymous No.18999609]

>>18999534
just buy KNG

[Anonymous No.18999613]

>>18999534
>limiting your upside in a retirement account
dont

[Anonymous No.18999617]

>>18999565
You can only sell covered calls.

[Anonymous No.18999634]

>>18999588
M1: STRONG CRAB SIGNAL
H1: WEAK SELL SIGNAL
H4: STRONG SELL SIGNAL

[Anonymous No.18999638]

>>18999501
I'm not disagreeing with their value in a portfolio for being somewhat durable to recessionary environments, more so that they're still dragged down or buoyed by overall market sentiment, meaning that they traditionally wouldn't have been able to take over the roll of less risky asset classes. Though, these days, I think investors are fleeing into tech stocks with the same perception in mind, treating them as the new bonds, and will likely get burnt once there's a trigger to bring those valuations back down to earth.

>>18999516
Maybe in a few months, once we see how the reopening and recovery looks. If everything seems to be on track, then small caps will be well positioned for rapid growth over the next few years.

[Anonymous No.18999642]

>>18999605
>Why do people invest in the most prolific, enduring and defining cultural force in the world?
Hmmm I dunno m8 brain can't work that hard.

[Anonymous No.18999659]

>>18998826
just hold cash bro

[Anonymous No.18999669]

I want to invest in Sea World because I like Aquariums. I just can't justify the price right now with everything closed.

[Anonymous No.18999683]

>>18999669
Sea world was one of my fondest little kid memories

[Anonymous No.18999695]

>>18999605
Passive investing index and ETF funds have rebalanced their positions back into their holdings. They don't care about how any one of the components work just that they need to get their overall market movements again.
The past month has been these funds getting back into the market because, as some of them are pension funds or municipal bodies, etc. they can't just "sit in cash". This is the "recovery" which has simultaneously dropped volume and made everything feel overpriced despite being back to where it was in Feb assuming its TIED to one of these indexes. Look outside, especially to the small caps, and you will see nothing has happened since mid April. People "bought the dip" there but volume has really dried out there.
Boeing, Zoom, Disney, etc. are all "protected" because they are valuable as part of the index package. These passive investors won't really bother them about mismanaged funds, or lack of dividends, or whatever. They just need that green line to go up.

[Anonymous No.18999697]

>>18999669
I just checked out of curiosity, how did that piece of shit actually beat earnings estimates? I guess the analysts were expecting a bigger hit?

[Anonymous No.18999698]

i dont respect women bros

only cunny

[Anonymous No.18999724]

>>18999613
>Stocks just go up 5% every week forever!
>Stocks have infinite upside, therefore stocks have infinite value!
>Why guarantee 10% per year when you could buy lottery tickets??

[Anonymous No.18999733]

>>18999447
I get out daily

[Anonymous No.18999749]

>>18999695
Good post.

[Anonymous No.18999754]

>>18999659
uuhhmm how the fuck?

[Anonymous No.18999756]

I need to make more money bros


I think I'm gonna get my CFA

[Anonymous No.18999758]

>>18999724
>>Why guarantee 10% per year
ah i see, you have no idea what you're talking about. carry on

[Anonymous No.18999764]

>>18999415
too dark

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999782]

>>18999733
>go with the flow
>no exit strat
>miss out on overnight major gains
ok I see now, best investment strat in history of strats maybe ever

[Anonymous No.18999790]

>>18999758
>ah i see, you have no idea what you're talking about. carry on
Nice explanation retard. Why are you so fucking dumb? Have you tried not being retarded? Its probably too hard for you though. Sorry about the brain damage. Just keep buying lottery tickets. Maybe you'll get lucky and be able to buy a new brain. You'll probably just spend it on weed though.

[Anonymous No.18999810]

>>18999782
Once again you show you're a fucking idiot .

[Anonymous No.18999819]

>>18999790
i dont waste energy explaining basic math to rude posters. enjoy your "guaranteed" 10% on the next dip and recovery when you will quickly realize the stupidity of your actions.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999837]

>>18999810
says who exactly? le flow pro daily exit man?

[Anonymous No.18999878]

It's almost time, bobo

[Anonymous No.18999910]

buy at close sell at open not vise versa idiots

[Anonymous No.18999913]

>>18999837
>implying missing out on overnight gains does more damage than holding into overnight losses

[Anonymous No.18999924]

>>18999910
i swear to god man these absolute Niggers.

[Anonymous No.18999931]

Last chance to get in HTZ before the moon of a lifetime

[Anonymous No.18999936]

>>18999910
i love cunny bro

[Anonymous No.18999938]

>>18999819
>buy 6,000 of a stock
>sell $10/week in options
>$12 * 50 weeks = $600/year
>600/6000 = 10%
>doesn't even matter what the underlying price of the stock is
You are so fucking stupid. You are so dumb it physically hurts me.

[Anonymous No.18999943]

When do futures open?

[Anonymous No.18999947]

>>18999782
Can you trip fag please fuck off? All your post make my eyes bleed with your stupidity

[Anonymous No.18999956]

>>18999943
The real futures are the friends you make along the way

[Anonymous No.18999957]

>>18999878

[Anonymous No.18999968]

>>18999943
Now

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18999972]

>>18999913
its not binary game with either or, lil flow pro...
>>18999947
theres a hide function for that

[Anonymous No.18999974]

>>18999819
>buy 6,000 of a stock
>sell $12/week in options
>$12 * 50 weeks = $600/year
>600/6000 = 10%
>doesn't even matter what the underlying price of the stock is
You are so fucking stupid. You are so dumb it physically hurts me.

[Anonymous No.18999985]

If bobos don't shine this week, they never will.

[Anonymous No.18999990]

This week will be the biggest bull run check em

[Anonymous No.18999993]

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18999997]

i only respect cunny

[Anonymous No.19000005]

DIS IS UNSTOPPABLE

[Anonymous No.19000008]

>>18999985
Every week from here on out will shine on.

[Anonymous No.19000012]

Seems like its red boys,

[Anonymous No.19000015]

Top is in

[Anonymous No.19000023]

Get

[Anonymous No.19000025]

>>18999999

[Anonymous No.19000038]

>>19999999
>>19000000

[Anonymous No.19000055]

>>18999974
here's your deleted post, as i already knew you can't do basic math. it does matter what the underlying price is, especially when it occasionally shits the bed, you sell calls on it, and then miss the recovery. keep working your $6k ROTH tho, maybe you'll get to a 5 figure account one day. btw, there are 52 weeks in a year, retard.

[Anonymous No.19000084]

>>18998820
MLB is meeting with the player's union tomorrow. Expected to announce a plan to start up by Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.19000104]

>>19000055
>52 weeks in a year
>stock market is open ever week
>typos
>doesn't even provide a counter argument
Literally fuck off you piece of shit. Why are you even fucking here?

[Anonymous No.19000113]

>>18999837
No. You clearly don't understand what day trading is. I don't know what this little strawman is you're trying to setup but you need to go ahead and take your trip off.

[Anonymous No.19000132]

Thinking about shorting some oil stocks tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19000153]

>>19000104
It doesn't matter if the market is closed with regard to theta decay on an option.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.19000155]

>>19000113
no I dont

[Anonymous No.19000159]

>>19000104
>Why are you even fucking here?
to call out retards. notice how i'm not in any other conversations.

[Anonymous No.19000165]

The Age of Bull has ended. The time of Bear has just begun.

[Anonymous No.19000186]

>>19000132
I;m Thinking About Thos Oil Stocks

[Anonymous No.19000190]

>>19000153
Yes, I'm selling calls.

[Anonymous No.19000198]

Already negative. RIP Bulls.

[Anonymous No.19000203]

60% cash 40% equity FUCK bears

[Anonymous No.19000229]

>>19000198
We are still closed.

[Anonymous No.19000233]

>futures

[Anonymous No.19000246]

10 hours before premarket, going to finish watching mad men

[Anonymous No.19000251]

>>19000198
>yuropoor notation

[Anonymous No.19000263]

>>19000246
currently watching Seinfeld

[Anonymous No.19000264]

>>19000198
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IM FUCKING RUINED

[Anonymous No.19000277]

>>19000233
>absolutely nothing happening.
Fun, I need to check cryptos. I’m bored.

[Anonymous No.19000301]

>>19000246
I watched this like 2 weeks ago for the second time and so did another friend whom I hadnt spoken to about it. Wth

[Anonymous No.19000317]

bros... what is a stop limit order? if i'm holding stock X at $2 and i place a stop limit order, is the stop price the low price it would get executed to be sold at (like 1.50)? and the limit price is the high price it automatically sells at (ie 2.50)?

[Anonymous No.19000322]

Why is everyone talking about the futures? The open is still 40 mins from now. Am I being rused?

>>19000301
>friend
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.19000342]

>>19000317
In your example, the stop would be $1.50 and you would set your limit to $1.35-1.40 or so

[Anonymous No.19000353]

Reminder that the virus isn't stopping anytime soon and there will never be a vaccine.

This category of virus is notoriously impossible to create a vaccine for. Most attempts at vaccines for coronaviruses causes Antibody dependent enhancement which makes you even more vulnerable to reinfection and more likely to die on the second infection. That's what happened to many people with HIV and dengue fever.

>Antibody-dependent enhancement (ADE), sometimes less precisely called immune enhancement or disease enhancement, is a phenomenon in which binding of a virus to non-neutralizing antibodies enhances its entry into host cells, and sometimes also its replication.[1] This phenomenon—which leads to both increased infectivity and virulence—has been observed with mosquito-borne flaviviruses such as Dengue virus, Yellow fever virus and Zika virus,[2][3] with HIV, and with coronaviruses.

Not to mention the second wave that's going to hit americans next month. I hope you sold.

[Anonymous No.19000356]

>>19000322
>futures

[Anonymous No.19000374]

>>19000233
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.19000380]

Green monday ahead fuck your emotion based futures tricking stupid shorters with too much money.
Up we go
Clown world always delivers
Check them btw

[Anonymous No.19000384]

Why is it that every week people say futures open at 5 PM, and every week they actually open at 6 PM, and nobody learns?

[Anonymous No.19000386]

>>19000353
The virus is a nothingburger and even the normies are starting to realize that. Even with a second wave, people won’t go along with another lockdown

[Anonymous No.19000387]

>>19000317
Typically brokerages will charge a fee for stop limit order and smaller (or no) fees for a limit sell. This fee is typically flat and so becomes less significant with higher volumes

[Anonymous No.19000392]

>>18999496
because i was ruined by it kek
thought it would drop to the 80s again. my puts did not age well

[Anonymous No.19000397]

>>18998927
his smug aura mocks me

[Anonymous No.19000402]

>>19000353
Second wave will do minimal damage. People adapt.

[Anonymous No.19000410]

>>19000384
they are master rusemen

[Anonymous No.19000418]

>>19000402
lol no

[Anonymous No.19000419]

>>19000356
y u do this

[Anonymous No.19000421]

musk is, and always will be, /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.19000429]

>>19000384

[Anonymous No.19000430]

>>19000353
bitches dont know about my vitamin d & famotidine

[Anonymous No.19000447]

>>19000421
>reddit's favorite snake oil salesman
Why?

[Anonymous No.19000470]

>>19000419
sorry love

[Anonymous No.19000480]

>>19000430
vitamin D does not treat infection if you aren't deficient
I hate retards
>t. phd

[Anonymous No.19000482]

>>19000447
>Who do you think controls the media?
>Calls out Pedo guy
>Fuck California

[Anonymous No.19000516]

i am buying ZM puts on monday
i would encourage fellow options traders to look into it.

[Anonymous No.19000528]

>>19000480
i didnt say it treated anything, retard. normally people dont care about vit d deficiency, eventually they will.

[Anonymous No.19000531]

>>19000480
awww, yoda why you playa hatin

[Anonymous No.19000534]

>>19000482
Here you go bro:
https://www.reddit.com/r/elonmusk/
>>19000480
Vitamin D is the new Hydroxychloroquine

[Anonymous No.19000552]

I know half of you faggots are failures who still live with your parents well into your 20’s, but for the ones that are semi successful this is a reminder to call your mom. You owe it to her.

[Anonymous No.19000565]

>>19000380
u dumb dumb
it's options expiry week
sideways action to crush retail options players then a sudden -2% dump right before the close on fri because bad orange man tweeted some mean words about chyna

[Anonymous No.19000577]

>>19000552
I already did woohoo !

[Anonymous No.19000587]

>>19000552
I can't ;_;

[Anonymous No.19000596]

>>19000552
Waiting for futures to open to call, so we can talk about futures when I call.

[Anonymous No.19000611]

>>19000552
Talked to her yesterday pre-emptively

[Anonymous No.19000626]

>>19000565
u dumb dumb
It's clown world day
Gravity defying pumps to crush homosexual shorters then a sudden 20% pump right before the close on fri because based Emperor man redpills the masses about the chinese insectoids

[Anonymous No.19000634]

>>19000552
Passed away a few years ago. ALS.

[Anonymous No.19000643]

>>19000552
sent her flowers and a $200 doordash gift code

[Anonymous No.19000656]

>>19000516
I see a lot more ITM Calls being held though.

[Anonymous No.19000662]

>>18999642
Okay yes that’s a great reason to invest in KO, but he asked about Disney.
:^)

>>18999698
Nice

>>19000397
I’m a season or two behind, should really catch up.

[Anonymous No.19000713]

>>19000552
>off-topic comment completely out of the blue
>t. projecting loser coping with making money online as being semi-successful

[Anonymous No.19000727]

>>19000713
Someone doesn't love their mother.

[Anonymous No.19000745]

>>19000727
Mine had passed away several years ago. Had to use 50% of my net worth pay for funeral costs.

[Anonymous No.19000747]

>>19000534
>he isn't market-buying AYTU on monday
not goyna make it

[Anonymous No.19000752]

>I know half of you faggots are failures

Would this have been better received if he had said
>I know all of you faggots are half-failures
?

[Anonymous No.19000772]

>>19000552
i live with me mum n pop (still married over 40 yrs despite hating each other) and i'm well into my 30's. my pp also becooms PP when i see a passable trap. it's fucking over for me. no words you poast on this anime board can make me feel worse.

[Anonymous No.19000790]

>>19000772
im goyna file paper work with the state and get my name legally changed to Bobo. that's how committed i am to shorting. i am right and it's just a matter of time. 2 weeks, 2 years, doesn't matter. i'll baghold TVIX and SQQQ to the grave.

[Anonymous No.19000802]

>>19000747
Been monitoring them the whole last week. Not sure what to do this week, do you think it's gonna take off with earnings?

[Anonymous No.19000805]

>>19000772
Where did things go wrong ?

[Anonymous No.19000814]

>>19000552
i bought an iphone 8 plus for her today. i love her.

[Anonymous No.19000816]

>>19000790
my little gravestone will be hand-engraved with "here lies Bobo, suicided after going against brrr"...the tree of liberty will be watered with my blood.

[Anonymous No.19000820]

>>19000790
you will end up holding it so fucking long that the next spike will be below todays prices bitch Nigger.

[Anonymous No.19000822]

>>19000713
No, not living with your parents like a loser was the semi-successful part. I lose money online but have a job, a mortgage, and a family. I don’t listen to NEET’s, shoo shoo

[Anonymous No.19000831]

>>19000814
good.

[Anonymous No.19000841]

>>19000805
He’s a faggot who has deluded himself, and he’s a bear.

So it was probably over for him when he decided he was right and everyone else was wrong.

[Anonymous No.19000857]

futures soon

[Anonymous No.19000859]

>>19000752
Idolmaster girls are really great.
Only LL I like are Rin and You.

[Anonymous No.19000860]

absolutely boring week

[Anonymous No.19000864]

>>19000816
> Last week America shit all over king of the BRRRRRRR Mnuchin, publicly all over twitter
> Today he warns of serious economic disaster
Why would you bite the hand feeding you?

[Anonymous No.19000876]

>>19000516
You’ve convinced me.
This is almost exactly like all the “short Disney” posts a while back. (When they all meant “buy puts” because they don’t use a real brokerage)

I think I’ll sell puts.

[Anonymous No.19000881]

>>19000857
Really? What time do they open?

[Anonymous No.19000886]

>>19000860
>honda
>sony
>draft kings
eh could be fun

[Anonymous No.19000888]

>>19000860
is Jack in the Box unkillable? when they murdered all those people with salmonna in the 90s, they launched a terrifying ad campaign "JACKS BACK" where that nightmare creature flouted his return

[Anonymous No.19000897]

>>19000860
My ET is reporting monday at 5. USAC did better than expected. I'm hopeful.

[Anonymous No.19000898]

>>19000805
i rage quit my cushy job in 2015 after getting frustrated with our office being filled with tokenniggers and a loudmouth lesbian. it's been downhill since then. my life has been hitting fresh new 52wk lows and finally basing around that area. if my trades pay off in the next couple weeks, plus more income from freelance work, i'll turn things around and get a nice van to live out of whilst the world slowly crumbles. for food i'll hunt. i'll sell extra deer meat to pay for gas. i'll use internet and electricity at libraries. heard the deer is extra tasty in Kansas. absolutely no one wants to live and hunt in Kansas or South Dakota. the way to truly "make it" is to do what others are not doing. i'm also learning how to pan for gold.

city life isn't for me, it's only caused more mental illness and erections for literal confirmed trannies like zoomerchan and blairewhite. i actually beat off to blaire white without knowing it was born a boy. that's how far gone i am. i don't care anymore. if i need sex i'll get a lot lizard hooker. once you accept despair and failure, then you can move on.

[Anonymous No.19000902]

>>19000864
Who? Dont reply cause Idc either

[Anonymous No.19000912]

>>19000881
5 hours from now

[Anonymous No.19000919]

>>19000552
You are a nigger

[Anonymous No.19000920]

>>19000860
Earnings season is basically already over dude, everything was shit and markets went up anyway. See you in 3 months when the same thing happens

[Anonymous No.19000935]

>>19000902
Big brained post, this guy fucks.

[Anonymous No.19000948]

>>19000912
now

[Anonymous No.19000950]

>>19000860
Perfect week to buy draft kings and sell ridiculous calls

[Anonymous No.19000954]

>>19000920
Only twice as bad and twice as much up.

[Anonymous No.19000968]

>>19000790
Kek, no one longs etfs. Holy shit rename yourself Retardo de Potato.

[Anonymous No.19000970]

>>19000860
APPLIED MATERIALS
>APPLIED MATERIALS
APPLIED MATERIALS
>APPLIED MATERIALS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I kind of regret selling my Sony.

[Anonymous No.19000975]

>>19000898
i would short your life if i could, you pathetic excuse of a man.

[Anonymous No.19000978]

>>19000860
Hertz should report tomorrow I think. They pumped pretty good Friday

[Anonymous No.19000995]

>>19000864
i'm not biting anyone's hand. i'm making trades in accordance with my analysis and sentiment.

>>19000841
if you put a onions burger in front of a starving man, he will eat it. and likewise, if you put a feminine trap in front of a horney-and-lonely incel like me, i will get hard and want to fuck its mouth but not its anus. it's as simple as eplurbis unum.

[Anonymous No.19000999]

every eventuality is priced in
the quantum printer operates in 4d
the bull lives on brothers
don't worry about it bear, its chinatown

[Anonymous No.19001007]

>>19000860
Why don't companies ever report earnings on friday after close? Seems it would be best day to avoid retarded volatility as it gives everyone the weekend to digest the news. Actually, how does one choose when to report, in general?

ALSO BRACE FOR OPEN

[Anonymous No.19001009]

>>19000876
>When they all meant “buy puts” because they don’t use a real brokerage

Puts have better leverage and less risk than trading on margin if you buy the right puts.

[Anonymous No.19001011]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19001018]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MUMUS
FUTURES RED

[Anonymous No.19001020]

>>19000995
I'm talking about the people talking shit to Mnuchin on Twitter. I hope he pulls the plug on the BRRRRRR machine and posts
> Talk shit now faggots
while the markets crash.

[Anonymous No.19001019]

NOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE BACK TO FRIDAY 3:30PM PRICES

[Anonymous No.19001023]

>>19000978
Isn't this literally their last week before forced bankruptcy? They were given multiple extensions on their loans and the latest extension is through this week

[Anonymous No.19001026]

>>19000876
were supposed to buy DIS puts 2+ days before earnings, not on day of or day before earnings as they would spin and fake pump. DIS will be down big starting 2nd week of May though. don't axe me how i know, i just do.

bears will profit, just look at how much cope and anger there is from the permabulls. they can't read a simple chart.

[Anonymous No.19001027]

>>18998765
Up or down tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.19001028]

Not enough gap down...green day confirmed. Fucking PPT team is propping it up again over the next hours.

RIP bobos.

[Anonymous No.19001032]

I'm fucking ruined...

[Anonymous No.19001041]

DONG DONG DONG DONG

futures open. Bears making the opening charge.

[Anonymous No.19001045]

>>19000975
too late fucko it's only up from here. you would get destroyed. imagine wanting to short something already at its absolute low. that's how i know you're a shitty trader.

[Anonymous No.19001049]

>>19000898
Good. Incels deserve unlimited despair.

[Anonymous No.19001051]

>>19001028
I can feel my calls becoming even more valuable.

Already up 46%.

[Anonymous No.19001055]

>>19001011
>>19001018
Will dumbfuck bobos fuck off? Negative 0.4% ooooohh I'm so scared!

Every single fucking day that futures are down less than a percent, it gaps up 1-2% before open.

[Anonymous No.19001067]

>>19001055
>>19001049
seething cuck, enjoy your mortgage and watching your wife get older and flabbier. i am totally free.

[Anonymous No.19001078]

>>18999386
Nikola has over 14,000 trucks ordered.

[Anonymous No.19001087]

Cheapies in premarket nice

[Anonymous No.19001089]

> Smallcaps bleeding the worst
> Fladhing sign of bigley trouble
You okay there moomoo?

[Anonymous No.19001096]

Airline's are gonna take a massive dump in the fall (or whenever they burn thru all that bailout money) cause lack of revenue means all those employees getting paid via bailout dollars will be let go once that money is gone. So yeah.. opportunity will knock again.

[Anonymous No.19001112]

>>19001055
i smell your fear mumu
the bears will crash this market again

[Anonymous No.19001133]

>futures red
Is it time bearbros?

[Anonymous No.19001134]

>>18998914
you

[Anonymous No.19001135]

>imagine being bullish right before the next biggest recession
>imagine not selling after that massive pump off march lows
keep holding, i want to laugh the rest of this week.

[Anonymous No.19001140]

lmao these futures are nothing. another green day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19001146]

>>19001055
Tomorrow you die mumu

[Anonymous No.19001147]

Dear Futures,

Please make gold go up.

Thanks,
Gold Miner Trader

[Anonymous No.19001149]

Should I buy more Wayfair puts?

[Anonymous No.19001169]

Anyone following https://twitter.com/realwillmeade
or https://twitter.com/unusual_whales yet for good trades? Does it work?

[Anonymous No.19001170]

>>19001149
Hope they're covered puts.

[Anonymous No.19001179]

>>19001149
Looks pretty toppy. You should put all your money in puts.

[Anonymous No.19001223]

>>19001149
at what strike. i have the 5/15 $140s...feeling nervous

[Anonymous No.19001226]

I'm going all in this week and hold. If this clown maker hasn't crashed yet I don't think it will at all

[Anonymous No.19001231]

>>19001026
I sold call spreads instead and harvested premium. I also shorted 10 shares but covered real quickly for a gain of $50 or so.

Shorting is scary and I’m kind of a pussy about it.

>>19001147
Why? Don’t you want cheapies before Powell’s Wednesday Webcast?

>>19001026
What cope? Bears have been seething all weekend.
I’m unironically thinking of flipping out of small cap shorts into small cap longs.

[Anonymous No.19001254]

>>19001133
>>19001112
mumus are coping by calling us incels who live at home. i agree & amplify by saying i also like traps. it's over for the bullmarket, no amount of "reopen america" can fix the damage. the cat's out of the bag. the pump is over.

[Anonymous No.19001258]

>>19001169
yeah free money go all in

[Anonymous No.19001261]

Guys Im all in 40$ June VIX calls. How fucked am I. Can I sell tomorrow for a profit?

[Anonymous No.19001264]

>>19000995
but you’re not describing prison gay, you could just as easily jerk off to pictures of women. Instead you choose to seek out pictures of men.

[Anonymous No.19001276]

>>19001226
if it crashes again just hold longer
you only lose when you sell
but i agree with you

[Anonymous No.19001278]

Aaaand we are back

[Anonymous No.19001282]

>730 days until I get all the money back that I lost

>wake up
>make another tally mark
>long sigh

[Anonymous No.19001284]

holy shit they aren't even hiding it anymore

[Anonymous No.19001296]

When do jap market open?

[Anonymous No.19001313]

>They organic pumps in the future market.
>PPT team is doing a great job
<3

[Anonymous No.19001314]

>>19001231
No I want it to skyrocket now, and into the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.19001316]

>>19001170
>Hope they're covered puts.

[Anonymous No.19001349]

I AM ALL IN VIX 40$ JUNE CALLS GIMME SOME HOPE

[Anonymous No.19001354]

>>18999943

6:10 PM EST

[Anonymous No.19001355]

>>19000898
bro please don't go panning for gold in Kansas

[Anonymous No.19001382]

how the hell are futures down so much, SP is down almost 10 points. Was there bad news I didn't see.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.19001400]

Reminder that if your play somehow involves "getting rich" or "finally making it"you will lose, you will lose all of it. Never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.19001405]

Honestly did not expect the gap to get filled this quickly, bad news incoming?

[Anonymous No.19001416]

>>19001400
not true, i have crypo

[Anonymous No.19001419]

>>19001349
lmao. Should’ve went three months further out

[Anonymous No.19001421]

>T-the fed doesn't buy stocks!
Yeah but the "plunge protection team" of big banks and the treasury exists to do the job when needed. Fake and gay bull market.

[Anonymous No.19001430]

>>19001400
fuck off faget I'm gonna be millionaire by 25 lmao

[Anonymous No.19001438]

>>19001382
S&P VIX is down 10 points
which is volatility so looks like a sloth market monday (flatline)

[Anonymous No.19001442]

>>19001400
>buying the VIX after the crash
big brain moves

[Anonymous No.19001448]

>>19001400
>yes goy, only chase 3% annual gains. only the tribe can get rich, not you

[Anonymous No.19001449]

I AM SAVED

[Anonymous No.19001452]

>>19001400
Why the heck should I not try to finally make it?

[Anonymous No.19001461]

>FUTURES

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.19001477]

>>19001448
>Yes goy give us all your money, you'll be rich in no time! Good goy hand it all over, this is your time you're going to make it for sure now!

[Anonymous No.19001490]

>Takes trillions to hold me back.

[Anonymous No.19001510]

>>19001490
Nobody loves or cares about you. I thought I should tell you.

[Anonymous No.19001516]

If Nikkei opens green I'm going to shoot myself.

[Anonymous No.19001519]

>>19001510
Whenever you sell, you are channeling the bear.

[Anonymous No.19001524]

FUCK MUMUS
FUCK THE FEDS

[Anonymous No.19001537]

Anyone /bullish/ on oil?

[Anonymous No.19001540]

>>19001510
A toast to the brave few.

[Anonymous No.19001548]

>>19001419
Couldnt have. Im eurocucked and my broker had only may and june. Will I be able to sell tomorrow for a profit?

[Anonymous No.19001552]

>>19001524
the market has always been rigged. stop fighting it.

[Anonymous No.19001560]

y-y-you don't buy prostitutes with you stock profits right?

[Anonymous No.19001576]

>>19001560
I would if slavery wasn't illegal.
But right now I just hire them.

[Anonymous No.19001579]

>>19001560
>Withdrawing any money out
I only deposit money. So no, I don't pay people for sex.

[Anonymous No.19001587]

>>19001548
Lmao not when the S&P gaps up 3%

[Anonymous No.19001595]

>>19001537
Long term yes

Short term no, anyone buying these june wti contracts at $25 is going to have some very heavy bags next week

[Anonymous No.19001607]

>>18999581
WS if you want to buy TSX for free.
QT if you want to trade USD stuff.

[Anonymous No.19001612]

>>19001537
Feels like the few bump ups in oil prices are shorts

[Anonymous No.19001613]

gonna dip my toes into the theta gang tomorrow selling covered calls.

[Anonymous No.19001623]

>>19001296
t - 1:20 hours

[Anonymous No.19001625]

>>19001579
>I only deposit money
based

[Anonymous No.19001626]

>>19001613
me too

[Anonymous No.19001627]

>>19001540
Cheers to you

[Anonymous No.19001630]

>stonks go up
>tfw holding cash
I have FOMO, but I know that as soon as I go all in the entire market will collapse

[Anonymous No.19001635]

>>18998826
Based cunnybro

[Anonymous No.19001637]

Why do people buy $190 SPY puts and $400 SPY calls?

[Anonymous No.19001643]

is this all a bull trap?

Are we going to tumble to nothing in a month?

[Anonymous No.19001657]

>>19001637
because you're surrounded by people taking long shots because they lack the confidence in themselves to make it on their own

[Anonymous No.19001659]

>>19001643
Obviously it's a bull trap, question is when the rug will be pulled, whether its next month or after the fucking election.

[Anonymous No.19001665]

>>18999659
sold your house and the ACH came in.

[Anonymous No.19001669]

>>19001643
QE is active, so no

[Anonymous No.19001679]

>>19001637
>people
I know those bots are getting smarter by the day, but they aren't people yet.

[Anonymous No.19001714]

>>19001560
No, I'm saving up to move to chinaland. The West is rapidly decaying. The future lies in the East.

[Anonymous No.19001715]

>>19001448
desu you can pretty consistently make 8% yearly gains in the S&P 500, if you're investing very longterm. you just have to be willing to not touch your money - something no one on /biz/ can do.
besides, during a crash like this, it feels stupid to keep your money in the S&P, when you could be buying puts or crypto or SOMETHING. or you could cash out at the top and buy back in at the bottom. that 8% figure is only true if you're willing to truly leave your money untouched.

[Anonymous No.19001742]

>>19001149
it's gonna be a W recovery.

[Anonymous No.19001782]

>>19001587
It'll be fine...........

[Anonymous No.19001794]

>>19001715
At 8% target, you can do better by choosing good divvy stocks alone, let alone combining with other strategies like writing calls.

[Anonymous No.19001820]

>>19001149
>Furniture company 10x in 2 months
What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.19001860]

>>19001715
I'm doing both long term and short term. Long term; S&P fund & Total market funds - added to and won't be touched for 26 years. Short term; once the target price per share has been hit, sell whole position or bulk of for profit. Third; divvy stocks, buying more of on dips/free cash on hand and holding till I'm dead. Let drip work for 26 years then flipping off the drip switch.

[Anonymous No.19001892]

>give up and buy on friday
>futures haven't pumped yet
I'll be ok right?

[Anonymous No.19001897]

>>19001892
>buying on a friday

[Anonymous No.19001918]

im going to all in on qcom bros... see you next year....

[Anonymous No.19001919]

I know this is /smg/ but can someone give it to me straight. Can I day trade forex for a profit?

Has anyone done it?

[Anonymous No.19001947]

>>19001919
Supposedly, the real advantage of forex is you can have insane margin to trade it. However forex moves both erratically, and in very small amounts, so you're looking to open and close positions 0.01% apart and at a very low win-rate. It also doesn't have as much freedom and flexibility as stock and options.

[Anonymous No.19001962]

>>18999754
Lotta dick sucking

[Anonymous No.19001963]

>>19001919
sure if you're lucky

[Anonymous No.19001964]

>>19001919
Low profit, high stress.
Small bids out if fear go for me, larter bets kill me everytime I gry cocky.
Overall better off working a min wage job desu. Just my experience tho

[Anonymous No.19002016]

>>19001947
the leverage is the disadvantage. literally only there to entice retail and steal their money

[Anonymous No.19002040]

What happens to your options when a stock splits?

[Anonymous No.19002056]

>>19001963
>>19001964
>>19002016
So its basically just gambling? I cant use leverage and make a solid buck? Has no one done it?

[Anonymous No.19002059]

>>19002040
they're fucked

[Anonymous No.19002073]

>>19002056
Its perfectly reasonable thing to trade so long as you dont fall for the 100x leverage schtick. Use 25k-50k and 2-4 leverage max

[Anonymous No.19002083]

Wtf is this thing?

[Anonymous No.19002097]

>>19002059
You mean to say that they plummet in value no matter if they're puts or calls?

[Anonymous No.19002106]

>>19001537
I don't have a good feel on oil right now and I'm not touching it.

[Anonymous No.19002117]

>>19002040
They are adjusted.

[Anonymous No.19002123]

>>19002083
short term bond etf. while the move looks dramatic, it was only 4%

[Anonymous No.19002154]

New thread where? I’m phoneposter so don’t look at me

[Anonymous No.19002193]

>>19001919
The point of day trading is you use potentially a handful out of hundreds of stocks available that fit the criteria for that day (above average volume, previously gapped, earnings) etc

forex just does move like that often, and has less to choose from so you end up taking moves because you feel you need to, not because the signs are there

[Anonymous No.19002208]

>>19002073
Reasonable sure. Is it viable. I know 4 people who legitimately live day trading stocks. Ive never met a forex guy.

[Anonymous No.19002223]

>>19002154
Just a sec...

[Anonymous No.19002255]

NEW NEW NEW

>>19002251

>>19002251

>>19002251

>>19002251

>>19002251