/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18972030]

I finally did it boys, I had sex. And before you say this is an off-topic thread I'll let you know this was a business transaction and you're welcome to discuss pricing and market movements.

Alright the girl was quite hot, got a chub the moment she took off her clothes, some young Romanian slut. She earned every dollar, she definitively knew what she was doing.
However, I was dissapointed with the vagina. It didn't feel as good as I thought it would. If my hand is 5/10 than a vagina would be 6.5/10 on the same scale. I know it's not up to me since I masturbate rarely and don't have a death grip. Maybe she just had a busted up vagina, oh well.
The orgasm was excellent though, which surprised me since the vagina felt just ok. My legs were shaking afterwards. I reckon this could be up to novelty effect and if I had more sex frequently it would wear off.

All in all it was a good business move, would recommend every other incel to do the same as me and get over this. Will I do it again? No. Why? Well it might sound corny, but sex really isn't that much of a deal now that I've had it. It does bring some peace of mind and I can feel a soothing sensation from the fact that I won't be breaking my head anymore over
>but how does it feel?

[Anonymous No.18972048]

>>18972030
There ya go
Everyone having sex the first time: This is it?

[Anonymous No.18972070]

>>18972030
sex and love are different. congrats on the sex

[Anonymous No.18972073]

>>18972030
casual sex is overrated

[Anonymous No.18972094]

>>18972030
>I finally did it boys, I had sex.

[Anonymous No.18972096]

>>18972030
Wouldn't call it /biz material but if it helped you get over some mental hurdles, good on ya. Sex is nice with someone you care about.
>>18972073
People who say that tend to have had a lot of casual sex, and aren't starved for human contact. It's like someone by the ocean telling someone who lives in the desert that water is no big deal.

[Anonymous No.18972103]

>>18972030
so how much did you pay?
Was it your pic related?

[Anonymous No.18972113]

>>18972094
kek

[Anonymous No.18972136]

Prostitutes let you fuck raw?

Don't tell me you used a condom, because that's not sex.

[Anonymous No.18972143]

>>18972030
enjoy dying of aids

[Anonymous No.18972151]

>>18972094
If these "people" were killed the world would unequivocally be a better place.

[Anonymous No.18972181]

>>18972030
>I was dissapointed with the vagina.
Maybe a man’s butthole is more up your alley

[Anonymous No.18972194]

>>18972070
>>18972073
>>18972096
>muh love
I ain't saying you wrong, but let's be real here. Pussy is pussy, and this girl was fucking like a succubus.

>>18972103
>so how much did you pay?
>Was it your pic related?
500$, it's pricy but I don't plan on doing it again so it's ok I guess.

>>18972143
>enjoy dying of aids
Condoms nigger, she did deepthroat me without one though. Actually fucking her face felt better than fucking her pussy now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.18972209]

>>18972194
>Condoms

Then you haven't had sex yet. You're still a virgin.

[Anonymous No.18972244]

>>18972194
>condoms
They say fucking with a condom is like smelling flowers through a plastic sheet and I agree.

[Anonymous No.18972258]

>>18972209
you are a virgin untill you impregnate a woman

[Anonymous No.18972271]

>>18972194
>vagina didn't feel as good as I expected
>used a condom
No shit retard u felt the latex not the vagina

[Anonymous No.18972275]

>>18972194
pussy attached to a woman who actually cares about you is better. infinitely so if you're her first partner (or second, let's be real)

[Anonymous No.18972278]

How old are you?

[Anonymous No.18972289]

>>18972030
Romanian chicks are hot OP, you did good.

[Anonymous No.18972294]

>>18972030
Don't you feel like you could have done it better though? Like you could use more practice?

[Anonymous No.18972300]

>>18972194
500 USD FOR A FILTHY GYPSY
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED???

[Anonymous No.18972313]

>>18972275
I was so turned on when this one girl I dated was experimenting with sex moves and going “no ones ever cum inside me before” damn dude

[Anonymous No.18972327]

>>18972275
>pussy attached to a woman who actually cares about you is better. infinitely so if you're her first partner (or second, let's be real)
I actually kind of agree in the sense that having a healthy relationship with someone you love is amazing, and the sex will then be amazing too. But this girl was really fucking fine, believe me she was hot as fuck.

>>18972278
24

>>18972289
>Romanian chicks are hot OP, you did good.
Yeah she was really something else.

>>18972294
>Don't you feel like you could have done it better though? Like you could use more practice?
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.18972348]

>>18972313
hot

[Anonymous No.18972416]

>>18972327
>What do you mean?
When I first fucked a prostitute I felt like I was just figuring it out. Like it came fairly naturally but was still a bit awkward. Felt like I'd need a few more goes to really get it down pat. Maybe just get used to it so it's more comfortable, less nerves.

[Anonymous No.18972447]

>>18972327
>>18972294
>>18972416

Ignore this JIDF faggot. If you want practice you fuck ugly/fat girls, those are designated practice sluts.
Even if you're old they offer themselves up for pennies on dating arrangement sites. I used to fuck this slut that I encouraged to get a few sugar daddies to buy me things, and so she'd stop pestering me for a relationship.

[Anonymous No.18972453]

>>18972194
>500$
holy shit in the usa or in europe? romanians are usually known to be avoided but some of them are ok.

[Anonymous No.18972483]

OP literally not a faget this time. More anons should have sex and the number of cringe threads might go to more tolerable levels.

[Anonymous No.18972495]

>>18972416
Yeah I get what you mean, I guess with more practice it would be better, it makes sense. I'm not saying this was a bad experience though, on the contrary. I'm glad I finally got over it.

>>18972453
>holy shit in the usa or in europe? romanians are usually known to be avoided but some of them are ok.
USA. I mean yeah I know it's pricy, but I was looking for the best girl I could find. A lot of women doing this are downright ugly/fat/old, at least in my area.

[Anonymous No.18972511]

Reminder 125 usd is what that polish girl with an absolutely perfect body/ass takes for 30 minutes (she accepts anal for a fee) in london.
Unfortunately had to censor the ass because jannies are sjw cunts.

[Anonymous No.18972542]

>>18972511
I'm pretty sure escorts aren't illegal, or at least criminalized in UK. It's a bit different here in the States. This affects both the supply and the price, just like with any other illegal goods.

[Anonymous No.18972566]

>>18972194
>deepthroat me without one though

Did that once with a prostitute, got Gonorrhea aka the clap

[Anonymous No.18972574]

Sex is actually overrated, but well... you did your experience.
>>18972495
Btw seriously, for $500 you could've fucked some top tier escort, not a gipsy, but if you liked her...

[Anonymous No.18972649]

>>18972542
It's legal In the UK; brothels, pimps, advertising publicly, and pandering isn't legal.

[Anonymous No.18972659]

>>18972542
true but if you know where to check you can find hot streetwalkers for cheap in the usa. you can do some quick fuck with some decent addicts before they become ugly

[Anonymous No.18972681]

>>18972048
My feelings exactly

[Anonymous No.18972715]

>>18972094
Is that my boy Ryan Gosling?

[Anonymous No.18972729]

>>18972030
Okay so now that you got over the pussy meme, what next? I’m listening.

[Anonymous No.18972745]

>>18972209
This. You are are virgin until your penis has touched the inside of a vagina. You just touched latex, of course it feels like shit.

[Anonymous No.18972753]

>>18972511
once guys understand they can fuck this kind of girls without the hassles of dating they should just focus on making money and stop worrying about virginity/girls.
Realize this: you'll still be able to fuck hot women in your 70s. it's cool to have a gf but it's ok if you don't have one and shouldn't waste mental energy if you don't have one.
take the hooker pill

[Anonymous No.18972757]

>>18972136
Agreed

[Anonymous No.18972770]

>>18972048
It's the glamour of sex that is alluring. The act itself is so meh.

[Anonymous No.18972786]

>>18972244
hello erectile dysfunctionner
https://www.thedailybeast.com/study-condoms-dont-reduce-feeling

[Anonymous No.18972820]

>>18972048
To get the full effects you have to go nofap (no pmo) at minimum 2 weeks, ideally a month or more. Ever noticed most guys in porn have to jerk off to finish? That is because they are such coomers that they are fully desensitized to it all.

First time is the worst, around the 5th time you start to notice the improvements

[Anonymous No.18972831]

>>18972786
>https://www.thedailybeast.com/study-condoms-dont-reduce-feeling
>study says condoms dont reduce feeling
lel - imagine trusting studies and not your pee pee

[Anonymous No.18972848]

>>18972030
Got period blood all over my dick today
Also made 1000$

[Anonymous No.18972866]

>>18972786
>we know better than you what your physical sensations feel like

[Anonymous No.18972867]

>>18972786
Pffff thats what they tell teenagers like you to keep STDs especially HIV, and abortions in check.
I have never heard of anyone who said the feeling is remotely the same with a condom. Thank god for the pill

[Anonymous No.18972870]

>>18972831
Why the fuck would they like this way? Everyone knows you can't feel shit with a condom.

[Anonymous No.18972880]

>>18972831
my peepee says the same
it's mostly psychological
try ultrathin condoms

[Anonymous No.18972886]

>>18972786
I agree that wearing a condom is no excuse for a soft dick but the article says that 40% of the respondents found sex less enjoyable with one. Sex just doesn’t feel as good with one one for the man or the woman.

[Anonymous No.18972889]

>>18972820
Lack of foreskin also adds to the desensitization A LOT!

[Anonymous No.18972903]

>>18972880
Even if its psychological, it still feels better - I don’t care what part of my brain causes the extra pleasure, I just want the extra pleasure.

[Anonymous No.18972905]

>>18972889
pretty much this. if you don't have a foreskin you're missing out on like 90% of the sensation of sex in vagene.

[Anonymous No.18972912]

>>18972903
sure but when you fuck a hooker the risk isn't worth the extra pleasure

[Anonymous No.18972933]

>>18972729
>Okay so now that you got over the pussy meme, what next? I’m listening.
I guess you go on with whatever you want to do anon.

>>18972753
Couldn't agree more. Although it would be nice to have a high quality non-primitive gf, but I ain't gonna break my head over it.

>>18972786
Yep, hearing stories about young men getting ED just leaves me baffled, but I usually just fap to my imagination so I guess that's that.

>>18972848
Disgusting, delete that now.

[Anonymous No.18972966]

>>18972194
$500 fucking dollarinos for literally a fucking slut wtf is wrong with you where do you live?

BTW vagina feel better than your hand condoms are the problem

[Anonymous No.18972980]

>>18972966
it doesnt feel better than a tenga though

[Anonymous No.18972988]

>having sex
not gonna make it pal