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/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread Anonymous Fri May 8 05:09:45 2020 No.18948085 [Reply] [Original]

Unemployment data at 8:30EST edition

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:11:17 2020 No.18948106 >>18948085 Oh great, a fucking weeb. Can someone make a new thread and just ignore this one?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:11:26 2020 No.18948107 don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls don't FOMO into calls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:11:38 2020 No.18948108 File: 369 KB, 1080x1349, 1493119307646.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] another green day ahead boys

Anonymous Fri May 8 05:11:48 2020 No.18948110

>>18948085
>Unemployment data at 8:30EST edition and manufactoring numbers today
Both will be terrible and again break estimates.

>US, China trade negotiators talk about phase one deal as uncertainty looms
Perfectly timed again to delete all negative news.

(((They))) are unstoppable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:11:56 2020 No.18948115 File: 11 KB, 216x234, 1BDBB861-6AA3-4CAF-86E0-C14EDD28A853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo? Are you okay?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:12:08 2020 No.18948116 >>18948028 >>18947954 >Imagine being new >Imagine making a mistake >Imagine responding to other people like this when they politely point out mistakes Fag

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:12:19 2020 No.18948117 File: 179 KB, 421x370, B8630E15-BA73-4689-B664-E6280D2B26E5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] inb4 quack faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:15:42 2020 No.18948155 File: 26 KB, 300x300, makise5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948107 FOMO into calls! >>18948115 We will have a red day I think. But not enough for Bobo to make an actual profit on his calls.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:17:31 2020 No.18948176 >>18948116 Who gives a shit? Time to lose some money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:19:29 2020 No.18948195 SPX to break 3000 on monday

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:20:07 2020 No.18948203 first for tankers!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:20:30 2020 No.18948208 >>18948195 SPX to break your anus on Monday

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:21:42 2020 No.18948220 >>18948195 Could happen but it sure as well wont be pretty. We are way overbought right now and need a correction. Fast. I want to buy more stuff after all

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:23:22 2020 No.18948238 >>18948220 Nigger its time for you to accept that you missed the grand dip of a decade and move on to buy shit that still has some space to go up. buy PPL, WM, YUM. Pussy ass bitch Nigger.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:24:18 2020 No.18948245 >>18948108 all i want is to provide for a woman

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:24:20 2020 No.18948246 File: 123 KB, 750x476, 186CD146-5B8B-451A-BD5C-E357FFA40216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948107 UwU what’s this???

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:24:35 2020 No.18948249 >>18948238 I said the n-word and used a lot of swear words xD look mom I'm so cool :)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:25:24 2020 No.18948259 File: 62 KB, 750x202, 3099B789-C525-4BED-97E9-30454B02E036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948107 >>18948246

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:25:42 2020 No.18948264 >>18948203 Atta boy!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:25:53 2020 No.18948270 >>18948245 all i want is to ruin a bitches orgasm by pulling out in time and watch her quiver

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:26:16 2020 No.18948274 >>18948249 stop being racist, POC are allowed to use those words as part of their culture

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:26:42 2020 No.18948281 File: 68 KB, 750x211, 80430814-99A7-483A-BAF9-2EA520BCCB6F.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948238 >WM BASED the rest of that post is cringe though

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:26:44 2020 No.18948285 >>18948238 >>18948270 Jesus Christ, are you 12 or something? Please leave.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:26:55 2020 No.18948288 >>18948249 :^)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:27:58 2020 No.18948304 >>18948285 Yes and No. xD

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:28:29 2020 No.18948311 >>18948274 You can say nigger whenever you want. Ending the reply with "Pussy ass bitch Nigger"(>>18948238) just screamed 12 year old to me, and then >>18948270 this comment confirmed to me that he is indeed 12.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:29:07 2020 No.18948317 >>18948238 >>18948270 k bro

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:29:24 2020 No.18948321 Why the fuck is NIO mooning I thought this shit was dead!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:30:12 2020 No.18948326 >>18948238 And that guys will be the top of the stock market bubble. Even 2 Digits IQ retards are throwing in mom's launch money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:32:11 2020 No.18948345 >>18948321 Its backed by the CCP and they fix prices, demand and supply. The downside is that it is entirely depending on the CCP shoveling them money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:32:36 2020 No.18948349 File: 44 KB, 984x347, mi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I missed the best dip in the entire stock market history. Why didn't I let them pay me to hold oil?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:32:45 2020 No.18948352 Is there a silver lining for the banking sector?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:33:10 2020 No.18948357 >>18948326 >mom's launch money. No, Mr. Branson. I still wont invest in SPCE.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:33:38 2020 No.18948362 Lol TVIX bagholders

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:34:18 2020 No.18948370 Do you think it's possible to make 100k on £9.18 an hour? I have 13k in an investment ISA, I work between 30 and 50 hours a week and I can virtually save all my money as I live with my dad.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:35:09 2020 No.18948376 >>18948321 Yuge increase in orders from same month last year.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:35:39 2020 No.18948382 >>18948370 Possible? Definitely. Yolo calls on earnings

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:36:43 2020 No.18948395 >>18948352 I wonder why they stagnate. There is no reason they should go up, but same goes for tech and its mooning. >>18948370 Sure. Slow and steady.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:36:50 2020 No.18948396 >>18948370 with options you can get a yield of 10 or 100, but ofc you have to time everything right

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:36:57 2020 No.18948398 >>18948352 Bank of England seems to think the outlook for banks is better than expected.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:37:33 2020 No.18948399 >>18948398 >A bank seems to think the outlook for banking is good Boy there's no conflict of interest here at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:38:04 2020 No.18948403 >>18948395 Tech is propped up by everyone being home with nowhere else to soend their money except groceries and online shopping

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:38:12 2020 No.18948404 >>18948376 Are you in it?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:38:36 2020 No.18948411 >>18948403 And my figs and onaholes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:40:04 2020 No.18948422 File: 134 KB, 1815x832, 1577230657981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there hope for LCI?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:41:04 2020 No.18948427 Ive actually seen a lot of Teslas on the road. Much more than 1 year ago

Anonymous Fri May 8 05:41:13 2020 No.18948429

>>18948398
I was actually just looking into C. They have their relations day later next week and I think we may see them go up unless its devestating.
But Im not sure enough to put money where my mouth is.
>>18948403
Some of them, yeah. But AAPL and stuff looks quite bleak to me once people run out of money to buy phones.
On the other hand betting against Becky is retarded. On the other hand Im retarded as well.

Anonymous Fri May 8 05:41:23 2020 No.18948432

So I went ahead and bought some RTX yesterday onnc the bottom had been established for the day (and apparently in general) for them. What am I looking at here? I'm hoping Raytheon doesn't have much further to drop, figured they may benefit from a Friday pump before the weekend and something I can swing for to end the week. For a defense stock, I figured this is about as cheap as I could bag some.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:41:42 2020 No.18948436 >>18948422 No. Never listen to tripfags, let this be a life lesson

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:42:30 2020 No.18948445 >>18948404 Just 200 shares. Had way more but sold last year after it popped hard on the financing news.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:42:32 2020 No.18948446 >>18948432 They're cooking their books

Anonymous Fri May 8 05:42:34 2020 No.18948447

>Exports out of Germany fell by 11.8% month-over-month in March — the steepest decline since records for the data first started in 1990, reported Reuters.
>Economists polled by Reuters had expected exports to fall by 5% according to the report.

DAX +0.80%

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:43:42 2020 No.18948457 >>18948447 P R I C E D I N

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:44:02 2020 No.18948462 >>18948447 The DAX is just looking at the US markets. Its completely dependent on NY to tell it where to go. You could nuke Stuttgart and Mercedes would gain, if the USA have a green day.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:44:52 2020 No.18948468 >>18948447 I really don’t even care anymore. I just want this retard pump to keep going long enough for all of my calls to print, then I’ll be ready to pull back and wait for the inevitable wake up call in the market.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:45:37 2020 No.18948480 >>18948427 And yet they still do shit. Makes you think if that company really has such a bright future after all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:45:57 2020 No.18948486 >>18948446 I think they had to include Carrier and all that other stuff. After all the merger happened Q2.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:45:57 2020 No.18948487 >>18948429 Lloyds at 30p a share was one I considered buying but I thought there were better stocks out there and decided against it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:47:47 2020 No.18948501 >>18948480 What are you talking about? They're making billions and their growth is increasing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:49:10 2020 No.18948509 >>18948446 They had to include the pre merger earnings due to GAAP. it’s not cooking the books, it’s following regulations.

Anonymous Fri May 8 05:49:19 2020 No.18948511

>>18948487
>30p a share
What happened to them? They are not a bank Id associate with being a penny.
>>18948501
Maybe he means the technical data of the cars.
I also heard there is a lot of lacking infrastructure for these cars.

Not saying its not a growing business though. It obviously is.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:49:32 2020 No.18948518 File: 13 KB, 644x800, d90.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wow, this company is about to declare bankruptcy!! >quick, buy as many shares as you can before the price goes to 0 The absolute fucking state of retail investors

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:50:03 2020 No.18948526 https://youtu.be/RcYjXbSJBN8

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:51:25 2020 No.18948540 >>18948509 Ah, that actually makes sense. How hard would it be for an uneducated pleb to read about GAAP? >>18948518 But anon, you're a retail investor too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:51:32 2020 No.18948542 >>18948501 >making billions No... They don't. The only reason they had a positive result Q1, was because they cooked the books with tax breaks. They don't even have an EPS to check!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:51:33 2020 No.18948543 >>18948518 >about to declare bankruptcy!! Thats not how you spell "about to receive a bail out" Still retarded obviously

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:52:06 2020 No.18948549 >>18948429 How do you read a bank's financial statement? Which items do you look if you glance over them?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:52:31 2020 No.18948554 >>18948542 Well by make I meant their revenue.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:52:32 2020 No.18948556 >>18948457 >>18948462 >>18948468 Have we ever had such an irrational market behaviour?

Anonymous Fri May 8 05:52:42 2020 No.18948558
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>>wow, this company is about to declare bankruptcy!!
>>quick, buy as many shares as you can before the price goes to 0
>The absolute fucking state of retail investors

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:53:34 2020 No.18948568 >>18948349 is that today? Im a a brit fag and bank holiday is killing me since all my investments are local?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:53:40 2020 No.18948573 >>18948556 Seems like it's been irrational since the first day of humanity

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:53:44 2020 No.18948574 >>18948549 I honestly dont. That is a topic that goes right over my head. I look for statements of other banks, holding and companies about these banks and look at past performances. Banks, to me, are magic mystery boxes

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:54:13 2020 No.18948582 >>18948540 I’m not an accountant, so I don’t know all the ins and outs, but I deal with my company’s accountant all the time. Not sure if it’s something you can just look up on Google or if it requires more in depth to understand

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:55:12 2020 No.18948594 File: 158 KB, 1571x805, 1587962527747.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Have we ever had such an irrational market behaviour? >The absolute fucking state of retail investors

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:55:28 2020 No.18948596 >>18948556 Irrational? I dont know Unpredictable? Definitely. Its completely disconnected from the real world by now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:56:14 2020 No.18948605 >>18948594 Thanks for the shit post. That's really what we needed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:56:46 2020 No.18948612 >>18948554 I see. Revenue is nice and all but in the end you need profit to prosper.

Anonymous Fri May 8 05:57:15 2020 No.18948618
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>NOOOOOO NOT THE ASIAN HORNETS FIRST IT WAS AIRBORNE AIDS AND NOW IT'S KILLER HORNET THAT GIVE YOU AIDS WHEN THEY BITE AAAAAHHHH SELL ALL YOUR STOCKS THE ECONOMY IS GOING TO 0 I'M RATIONAL AAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:57:41 2020 No.18948624 >>18948594 lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:57:41 2020 No.18948625 >>18948612 Tell that to Uber.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:58:22 2020 No.18948630 >>18948558 that makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:58:41 2020 No.18948632 >>18948362 buy in while its cheap youll be sorry when its $800

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:59:01 2020 No.18948633 Today’s the first day all week that I just can’t wait for market open. MGM and CCL are gonna be my paypiggus today, I’m down 50% on my portfolio over the last couple weeks and I might be able to break even on it if everything works out

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:59:13 2020 No.18948637 >>18948632 GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO GUISE FOMO

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 05:59:53 2020 No.18948644 >>18948526 Elon got denied funding leading to this whole charade.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:00:17 2020 No.18948647 >>18948633 If your purpose is to break even you're gambling, not investing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:01:45 2020 No.18948659 >>18948647 Obviously. That’s why MGM is one of them, casino’s closed so I’m gambling like a white man. With options.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:02:49 2020 No.18948672 >>18948625 Well, Uber is an even more absurd example of the tech Bubble (honorable mention of shopify). How anybody thinks its a good idea to invest in that is proof of this clown market to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:02:50 2020 No.18948673 >>18948518 Kek

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:06:59 2020 No.18948724 >>18948644 what are you talking about

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:08:15 2020 No.18948733 File: 372 KB, 1413x1749, DE461E4E-B53D-4625-A3A5-56C7E5BBA73C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948085 I’d be getting everything out right now just saying

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:08:32 2020 No.18948735 File: 89 KB, 1802x832, 1562300923032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ford looks sad >>18948702 If you're using more TA than sup/res zones and rounded bottoms you're doing something wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:10:46 2020 No.18948751 >>18948733 Bullish. Less overhead

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:11:34 2020 No.18948760 >>18948733 >Population grew >figures are relatively the same >supposed to be a bad thing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:13:08 2020 No.18948775 >>18948733 very bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:15:42 2020 No.18948799 >>18948733 priced in

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:16:23 2020 No.18948811 Stuck holding RTX bags fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:17:14 2020 No.18948823 File: 65 KB, 685x555, snibsnib.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oil is still crabbing fucks sake, I don't care if you surge or go down just fucking swing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:17:34 2020 No.18948827 >>18948733 get away with your stupid boomer numbers 1200 USD to every US citizen and P/E rations of over 60. This is the new economy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:20:56 2020 No.18948869 File: 6 KB, 514x86, Capture-wefucked.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948760 Try doing some math on it. I can tell you that it is not about the same. >pic related

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:21:16 2020 No.18948873 Why is MRO not moving?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:21:24 2020 No.18948874 Does tick size matter?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:22:34 2020 No.18948882 >>18948873 Because they lost 9 billion and nobody knows what oil will do. Probably people are waiting until the futures contracts run out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:22:56 2020 No.18948889 File: 112 KB, 394x329, 75667876787.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AHHHHHHH that SECOND coffee of the morning Feels so good man, where's my /coffeesquad/ at???

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:23:21 2020 No.18948895 >>18948874 Yeah the little ones are harder to find

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:26:09 2020 No.18948917 File: 298 KB, 1404x1024, 1587573657282.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948733 >>18948869 They're on government enforced paid vacation.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:26:42 2020 No.18948922 >>18948895 yep

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:26:46 2020 No.18948925 >>18948873 >>18948882 whats the play for oil? most oil stocks seem to be stalled and just crab, worth holding?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:28:19 2020 No.18948941 File: 92 KB, 807x967, 1588887859502.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BUYING PUTS HERE IS LITERALLY FREE MONEY

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:28:48 2020 No.18948946 File: 81 KB, 688x679, tea or coffee sharing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948889 Im here

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:30:36 2020 No.18948969 >>18948941 I'd put my dick right there

Anonymous Fri May 8 06:31:07 2020 No.18948975

>severe thunderstorm going on, raining too loudly for me to sleep anymore

Good morning /smg/ and shoo shoo gains goblin. May profit (loss) be upon you this blessed day. Did you remember to leave an ink cartridge and ream of paper out for Jerome last night?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:31:35 2020 No.18948982 File: 28 KB, 228x257, 07e47758-7df1-428b-ae62-40b0bc56c893..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948203 >first for tankers!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:31:46 2020 No.18948985 >>18948823 it's a slow bleed until the sudden drop into negative again

Anonymous Fri May 8 06:36:40 2020 No.18949036

>>18948985
I don't see it going back into negative territory again. Pretty sure the speculators learned their lesson and will mostly roll over early this month. Might see it spike right before rollover date if a bunch of retarded retail investors are betting on it to go negative again and get short squeezed this time instead of getting inverse short squeezed like last month.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:37:53 2020 No.18949050 >worst job report ever >market rallies +300%

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:39:16 2020 No.18949067 >>18949050 30% unemployment no end in sight bullish as fuck m8 where have you been

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:40:01 2020 No.18949076 File: 200 KB, 820x166, Screenshot from 2020-05-08 06-38-42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] B-b-but I thought this was the end of the world and the airborne aids was going to fill our lungs with concrete and kill us all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:40:14 2020 No.18949078 >>18949050 100% bullish

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:40:23 2020 No.18949080 >>18949050 >rallies Spy hasnt gone anywhere in weeks l

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:40:51 2020 No.18949088 >>18949076 it will though? we just need to learn to live with it

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:41:43 2020 No.18949097 >>18949067 The futures aren't pumping retard crazy this morning so I actually anticipate a dump at open.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:42:04 2020 No.18949103 >>18949088 We just need to price it in to our lives

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:42:53 2020 No.18949115 >>18949097 This would be a first time, that futures are green and we open red. Or do you mean that futures are 1.2% pre opening and we dump down to 1% at open? Very bullish, green is green.

Anonymous Fri May 8 06:43:48 2020 No.18949125
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>>18949036
you could be right
take a look at the chart
identical to last month
last peak exactly 2 weeks before the rollover date with a slow bleed
less volume this time though. not entirely sure what that would mean
monday is when the fun could start

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:43:57 2020 No.18949127 >>18949106 so you be saying it's only old boomers are dying

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:44:24 2020 No.18949133 >>18949080 2 weeks ago it was under 280 multiple times on this week, it didnt go under 280 at all, and it was only under 285 on Monday

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:44:49 2020 No.18949139 File: 67 KB, 943x451, Screenshot from 2020-05-08 06-44-27.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949127 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:44:50 2020 No.18949140 markets won't crash it already did once. the fed won't let happen again

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:44:55 2020 No.18949142 >>18949115 We will open at a gap up and it'll sell off into red. There has been an intense sell off almost every day for the past month only to be saved solely by gaps.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:45:44 2020 No.18949154 File: 1.60 MB, 327x251, Only Up.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949050 >100 million dead in US from corona >all jobs gone >oil at -$500 million per barrel >the markets reaction

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:46:50 2020 No.18949169 >>18949142 i hope so, i have puts on spce and theyve gone up after hours

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:47:11 2020 No.18949173 >>18949140 What if it's not so much a crash as it is a long, slow crab walk down to lower levels over the next couple of years?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:47:46 2020 No.18949181 File: 1.23 MB, 912x905, golden_lel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949154 lel I hate that movie btw except for the oompa loompa songs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA7cz2-H_ZQ

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:48:17 2020 No.18949188 >>18949106 TAfags, what’s this chart gonna do next?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:48:26 2020 No.18949193 >>18948447 >DAX reaches 110 >buy put and sell it at 106 >rinse and repeat It's literally free money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:50:11 2020 No.18949206 >>18949142 I dont know if I should for another week or sell today. The fact we arent mooning like we were last month concerns me

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:50:45 2020 No.18949210 >>18949127 With full ICU you die at any age.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:50:52 2020 No.18949212 File: 65 KB, 960x505, e75nqpb1efx41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949142 You can be right. But they are just manipulating the market pre open and after hours to just prop up the prices. This can go forever.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:50:54 2020 No.18949213 >>18949181 i've been embarrassed on behalf of those cartwheels for 35 years

Anonymous Fri May 8 06:51:06 2020 No.18949214
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>>18949173
You adapt and sell bear call spreads or just the normal Put/CC combo
I love the crab. Its slow, predictable and not very smart. Like me.
>>18949193
Did the DAX close 11k in the last two months? Didnt even notice.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:51:09 2020 No.18949216 >>18948370 The non meme answer is that you have to budget so you can save a good amount every month to invest.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:52:22 2020 No.18949226 >>18948311 No body replies to your comments because you are a pussy ass bitch nigger. Real shit gets old gs Old gs just be straight chillin Straight chillin creats bitch ass niggers Bitch ass niggers start some real shit you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:53:28 2020 No.18949236 >>18948352 Yes, they've dealt with shit worse than this before, they can take a beating.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:53:49 2020 No.18949240 >>18949214 Last week reached around 11181.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:53:56 2020 No.18949243 >>18948917 A part will go back to work but the largest part won't.

Anonymous Fri May 8 06:53:58 2020 No.18949244

>>18949154
>all traders banned from using the market while it is open
>all market activity only allowed to be done premarket for 5 minutes by algos
>bears are killed in the street
>selling stocks is also illegal
>every tree has been cut down to make new money

Anonymous Fri May 8 06:53:58 2020 No.18949246
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Look I’m going to give some advice but I think the dip already happened and the economy just going to be going more green and green.

Time to stock up on some unknown cheapies while you still can.

I’m in New York and everyone can’t wait for restrictions to be lifted. There isn’t going to be a 2nd or 3rd surge of corona.

These next 2 weeks are going to be your last time to get long term invested in some cheapies before the next bull run.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:54:31 2020 No.18949254 File: 307 KB, 2020x1545, C84337E1-E27F-49AD-944F-27A329ABA337.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948760 > 30 million less workers now than in 2000 >population grew by 60 million are you that clueless? Population growth makes it worse

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:54:49 2020 No.18949258 File: 319 KB, 1092x1080, Screenshot_20200508-110404_YouTube.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949173 just gonna need to adapt not all companies will survive pick carefully

Anonymous Fri May 8 06:55:16 2020 No.18949264

>>18948925
Play for oil is to get out I would say. Shit isn't going back to a sustainable price (for American oil which is expensive as fuck to produce) for a long time. Hopium is that, when the lockdown ends, we will start consooming again. I wouldn't be too sure of that.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:55:35 2020 No.18949267 >>18948751 BEARISH less consumption massively less

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:55:45 2020 No.18949269 >>18949246 Most all major companies are either surpassing all time highs or about to. Nothing is cheap

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:56:44 2020 No.18949280 >>18949240 Didnt know. Thanks

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:57:01 2020 No.18949282 >>18949269 Small companies are. This is the perfect time for some small cap value investing.

Anonymous Fri May 8 06:57:40 2020 No.18949292
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>>18949264
>Hopium is that, when the lockdown ends, we will start consooming again. I wouldn't be too sure of that.
THE KILLER ASIAN HORNETS WILL KILL WHOEVER DARES TO GO OUTSIDE I NEVER WENT OUTSIDE AND COLLECT MY SHIT IN BOTTLES SO I WILL BE SAFE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:57:48 2020 No.18949293 >>18949269 Literally most restaurants and food staples are still 50% or more off. Only things that over valued are tech stocks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:58:59 2020 No.18949306 File: 174 KB, 707x540, 1588101160170.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949269 >>18949282 >banks are not major companies >the only major companies are meme tech companies

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 06:59:24 2020 No.18949310 >>18949282 They're predicting 25% of small companies are going under in some states. Pretty much gambling at this point

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:00:40 2020 No.18949320 File: 280 KB, 1885x1239, Screenshot (1127).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] see you in a couple hours /smg/. gonna risk some sleep

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:00:42 2020 No.18949321 >>18949306 The only company on that list that I'd buy is MSFT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:02:17 2020 No.18949338 File: 120 KB, 1494x1372, 1538AFDD-5199-4CB8-94FC-0693F3469CB9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949321 CCL

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:02:40 2020 No.18949348 >>18949310 Not if you know how to read financial documents and analyse sectors. Also don't go for new companies without the experience to weather a crisis. But I agree, there is always inherent risk to this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:04:07 2020 No.18949361 OIL ABOUT THE CRASH HOMIES

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:05:24 2020 No.18949381 >>18949306 What a terrible collection. Multiple zombie corps, tech bubble shit and of course Cruises and airlines. Things that won't recover for a long long time and are overleveredged out of the ass. All these stocks are expensive now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:10:40 2020 No.18949440 >>18949381 Gives you a good overview what retail investors and zoomers are interested in.

Anonymous Fri May 8 07:12:09 2020 No.18949454

Stock newfag here, I've invested my first thousand in some classics like DIS, WFC, XOM, INTC and a few other smaller stocks just based on intuition, at this point I've pretty much missed the dip since I have some gay unpredictable delay on my deposits to e-trade to become available for buying, but what are some good staples to pick up while they're still a little low, or what are some sure bets that just aren't lucrative enough for you guys to go for?
I'm not really looking for quick cash, just want some growth and maybe some dividends.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:13:22 2020 No.18949467 >>18949381 You're just salty cause all those normies who bough nasdaq and spy etfs are getting 30% returns while you sit there crying

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:13:32 2020 No.18949473 >>18949440 All these idiots will lose their government gibbs on this. I hope they can get back their job at the local coffeeshop otherwise they have a big problem.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:14:31 2020 No.18949483 >>18949454 Pick up something like KMB, JNJ, or PG

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:14:43 2020 No.18949488 >>18949306 >stocks not to buy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:14:48 2020 No.18949489 >>18949467 Don't worry about me, friend. I am making gains on my small cap portfolio and I don't have to worry too much about the next leg down. Value investing nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:15:38 2020 No.18949497 Why arent the futures +2 or +3% right now?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:17:05 2020 No.18949516 >>18949361 is gonna go up

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:17:06 2020 No.18949518 Looks like another healthy green day

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:17:15 2020 No.18949519 >>18949497 because theres about to be a huge pullback minicrash any minute now? last chance to hop on the SDOW TVIX train guys. sell your assets in premarket you ahve until 8:30 am

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:17:18 2020 No.18949522 >>18949483 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:18:37 2020 No.18949539 File: 587 KB, 1199x496, 928E3716-2C76-431E-8322-FCD302F7F278.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949454 TVIX BROTHER TVIX Or SQQQ

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:19:13 2020 No.18949546 File: 603 KB, 1193x1080, 1588838942441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948889 reporting

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:21:51 2020 No.18949579 >>18949519 I'm unironically all in on tvix. I expect to sell at 700 a share. I'm okay with bleeding because it is just so inevitable for the crash to happen. Patience....

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:22:53 2020 No.18949584 hey oilchads what's up with oil today?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:23:27 2020 No.18949588 >>18948518 It's funny because it's true.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:23:32 2020 No.18949591 >>18949579 It already crashed. Some are saying it's going to crash mid may

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:23:59 2020 No.18949594 >>18949579 >700 a share VIX would have to be over 160 to sell at this price. Stop being retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:24:35 2020 No.18949599 >>18949584 As long as its above $1 I'm happy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:25:02 2020 No.18949608 >>18949579 UNLIMITED QE ANON

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:25:11 2020 No.18949609 >>18949591 Mid may like next week? I feel it crashing since this week

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:25:36 2020 No.18949612 VIX on the launch pad

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:26:41 2020 No.18949626 Don't forget to buy SPX calls at 8:29 am today. Jobs data better than expected? > Market moons Jobs data worse than expected? > More stimulus, market moons Can't lose. Worked the last 6 weeks.

Anonymous Fri May 8 07:27:05 2020 No.18949630

>>18949609
>>18949599
>>18949584
It will crash again. Search the news but there are about 30 tankers waiting to dump their load on the US. However, there is zero room left even though Texas said "Fuck it" and allows oil to be stored in caverns and shit.

I think it will go negative again but it might also edge to about zero.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:27:44 2020 No.18949637 >>18949612 Its dropping you retard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:28:02 2020 No.18949642 >>18949630 so who stands to make the most money off of this

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:28:30 2020 No.18949646 File: 407 KB, 498x474, 544A5C8C-938A-41AA-8FDA-84996B0A1382.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OH NO NO NO NO NO MUMU???? ARE YOU OK??? MUMU?????

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:29:12 2020 No.18949652 >>18949642 jews

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:29:28 2020 No.18949656 >>18949626 >spy calls >830 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:30:02 2020 No.18949662 sold MSFT for KO yesterday and MSFT is up premarket oh no but KO also is oh yes but MSFT is up a bigger % oh no

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:30:07 2020 No.18949663 >>18949594 >implying Vix was like at 85 and tvix hit 1000. Tvix is based on futures.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:31:21 2020 No.18949671 File: 280 KB, 1600x900, D31F4657-1994-43C0-A34D-1A231E09377F.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949662 >buying

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:31:30 2020 No.18949673 I need oil to crash below 24 to fuck up shit in the markets. I have so many short positions.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:31:57 2020 No.18949677 >>18949642 The Chinese by buying the cheap oil, tankers (Goldman Sachs and Fidelity), shorting American oil, the Saudi's and probably - some way or another - the Kikes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:33:31 2020 No.18949687 >>18949656 SPX retard, it trades premarket

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:33:46 2020 No.18949688 File: 74 KB, 800x511, 466965439_custom-22d503ec4e8ca2b68f794bdb74f9cd0cabe1a9e5-s800-c85.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The crash is happening any day now, r-right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:34:12 2020 No.18949693 >>18949609 By the end of next week I think we will see a big leg down

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:35:09 2020 No.18949706 >>18949677 How will the Saudis benefit from oil bellow 10? What? US shale destruction?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:36:01 2020 No.18949715 File: 81 KB, 419x480, 1588874865293.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949688 stocks only go UP

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:36:02 2020 No.18949716 >>18949671 cope, jobs report won't matter

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:36:37 2020 No.18949723 File: 223 KB, 1200x799, 9BD8B1A9-DA3B-4E1E-862E-B91E2C5D5098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949688 >fed says they are committed to markets until economic recovery >fed says infinite money >>biz retard asks when collapse

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:38:05 2020 No.18949736 File: 61 KB, 1125x496, 34D7FFA7-084C-493D-B923-A666DE67363C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bullish ?

Anonymous Fri May 8 07:38:37 2020 No.18949744

>>18949706
Indeed. The Saudi's are pissed the US had become independent. They need their strong henchman in the Middle East to do their bidding and secure a market for their oil. American oil fucks this up so yeah, they will rather sell their oil at a loss (ARAMCO does not give a fucking shit, they own half the world) killing the US oil industry. And lets be honest, the Russian don't mind some widespread shit in the US either. These are the only parties you need to destroy US oil for the coming decades.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:38:48 2020 No.18949745 File: 34 KB, 222x227, 1585414301627.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] job numbers bad

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:39:16 2020 No.18949753 >>18949723 These need to be apu peeps

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:41:00 2020 No.18949771 >>18949723 3 5 2 1 4 6 gingers freak me out

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:41:47 2020 No.18949774 >>18949723 >trusting your money on corrupt politicians Cause politicans have never lied before right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:41:48 2020 No.18949775 >futures barely up 1% if not less Given how stupid pumps have been, that is actually concerning for bulls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:43:08 2020 No.18949786 >>18949688 its literally gonna blindside most people when the banks and hedge funds have deleveraged themselves and got out of their risky positions

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:43:17 2020 No.18949790 >>18949774 you think they're going to do a head fake and let the economy collapse?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:43:33 2020 No.18949792 >>18949775 >>18949723

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:44:31 2020 No.18949801 File: 98 KB, 770x814, 1581468746984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949775 >Given how stupid pumps have been, that is actually concerning for bulls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:44:31 2020 No.18949802 >>18949723 No one can save the economy if it becomes bad. It is unfixable unless from the ground up It is like bailing water but not tossing the water out of the ship

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:45:02 2020 No.18949806 >>18949790 The stock market is NOT the economy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:45:34 2020 No.18949812 >>18949790 If you look at the feds track record its clear they dont give a fuck about the average citizen so no I dont trust then. They will do what benefits the elite

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:46:45 2020 No.18949820 Guys, remember the model from the Junji Ito comic? Looks like the chick in this video https://youtu.be/FTGpAtzxHdI

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:47:30 2020 No.18949827 File: 17 KB, 495x362, 1588031832976.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949812 >>18949790 YOU HAD 3 WEEKS TO GET OUT OF THE MARKET

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:47:54 2020 No.18949831 File: 93 KB, 1275x911, 1577572652296.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SPX goes above $2900 >instead of cumshooting straight to $3200 it starts crabbing WHERE'S THE PUMP MUMU?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:48:23 2020 No.18949837 >>18949771 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:48:42 2020 No.18949844 >>18949806 You also don't need oxygen to breathe.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:49:28 2020 No.18949853 >>18949723 >retard whoa, cool it with the r-word pal, that's a yikes from me

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:50:00 2020 No.18949859 File: 3.59 MB, 434x236, 8A16F1F8-BC01-4D97-B383-C59C67784A14.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I sell RTX?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:50:01 2020 No.18949860 File: 92 KB, 640x427, 1525765160_000_1499KU.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is it boys this pasture has no fences https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyoIGS5GuUQ

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:50:18 2020 No.18949862 >>18949820 I seriously hope you die of cancer after making me watch that video you fucking bastard

Anonymous Fri May 8 07:50:22 2020 No.18949864
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>>18949802
China just banned selling and fixed prices.
The US could do the same behind closed doors and force banks to hold stuff. Blackmailing CEOs, promising money to the banks or political concessions.
The US political system can not allow the market to fall or they face a population robbed of their pensions. They will try everything. If the market falls the US as a country is over.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:52:08 2020 No.18949883 >>18949864 nah they would just use QE if they had to, but they might not have to >>18949862 yo I agree that video was garbage

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:52:38 2020 No.18949888 File: 170 KB, 1200x799, 111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949753

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:52:55 2020 No.18949891 File: 40 KB, 720x664, 1558222390837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Morning frens (but not bears)

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:52:56 2020 No.18949892 File: 584 KB, 1024x647, gentlemen_we_got_him.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:53:11 2020 No.18949893 >>18949820 is that that shit they play at gas pumps jeez... imagine that being your big break

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:53:32 2020 No.18949897 >>18949859 >selling the bottom

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:54:13 2020 No.18949902 >>18949862 >>18949883 Why did you watch the video? I was just pointing out her face

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:54:28 2020 No.18949908 Where's the anon who bought DAL bond coupons? Curious how that's playing out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:55:30 2020 No.18949917 >>18949891 This is a based post.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:55:30 2020 No.18949918 >>18949892 music videos have always been terrible has there ever been a good one

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:55:42 2020 No.18949920 File: 97 KB, 960x768, 51287955187541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hi friends. Where has the volume gone, and what makes it come back?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:56:27 2020 No.18949926 >>18949918 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IInG5nY_wrU

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:56:38 2020 No.18949929 Anybody on TSX? What do you guys think of ZDH? It looks like a comfy no volume ETF and the loonie has nowhere to go but to the moon.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:56:46 2020 No.18949931 >>18949920 Only volume is now in pre and after market, because humans don't trade anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:57:16 2020 No.18949939 >>18949920 Volume is scared He no have frens

Anonymous Fri May 8 07:57:37 2020 No.18949942

>>18949860
The Ode to joy is really nice desu
One of my favourite classical pieces and the EU for all its fault picked a great anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP1iyN2Y5uA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6s6YKlTpfw
>>18949883
>they would just use QE if they had to,
I was talking worst case.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:58:06 2020 No.18949949 File: 238 KB, 642x606, 1534274087493.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >another hour and a half Scale of 1-10 how bad will I regret going to bed for a quick nap

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:58:22 2020 No.18949952 >>18949918 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:58:51 2020 No.18949960 >>18949454 >wfc dfs and tfc instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:59:24 2020 No.18949964 File: 18 KB, 236x294, 5f2729e80202d2deff3cc8c196d470fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949926 >>18949926 >>18949892 >>18949860

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:59:27 2020 No.18949965 >>18949949 11, I did the same thing yesterday and my alarm failed to go off and I ended up missing out on all the action.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 07:59:59 2020 No.18949974 >>18949918 You asked for it. Here's a Dinka-Australian rap superstar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRYz4yD8qUk

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:00:06 2020 No.18949976 File: 112 KB, 531x700, masturbate and go to bed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949949 You will wake up three hours after open. But you dont really have any positions as a bear anyways, do you?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:00:59 2020 No.18949994 What's Eman doing today friend? It broke .50 cents

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:01:09 2020 No.18949997 File: 1.90 MB, 268x139, rU5.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18949974

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:01:25 2020 No.18950000 All my REITs are bleeding money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:03:12 2020 No.18950016 >>18949952 shit how did i completely forget about the 90s time for freak on a leash!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:03:23 2020 No.18950017 File: 114 KB, 500x478, its-all-so-tiresome-8881488.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950000 Same here.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:04:54 2020 No.18950033 >>18950000 Quads confirmed reits are fucked.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:05:17 2020 No.18950036 Fuck NIO

Anonymous Fri May 8 08:05:32 2020 No.18950037
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I'm still holding cash bros, I'd rather lose a potential 20-30% gains than have my money locked away for 5-10 years.
Still waiting on Q2 , a cure or the potential 2nd lock down.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:06:19 2020 No.18950042 MVIS DOWN 45% AFTER EARNINGS CALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA How many of you are still bagholding? Cmon, be honest!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:06:53 2020 No.18950048 >>18949918 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOozbGG3TDc

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:07:42 2020 No.18950053 >>18950042 Imagine being that anon that bought 14k worth without telling his wife.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:08:14 2020 No.18950056 >>18950037 >my money locked away for 5-10 years. Only some of the money if you diversify and you'll collect dividends if you choose dividend stocks or ETFs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:08:41 2020 No.18950058 I'm up about 10% on CCL, should I just sell and take my earnings? Or stay greedy?

Anonymous Fri May 8 08:09:19 2020 No.18950065

>>18950042
I love going on stocktwits after a pump and dump and see these people rationalizing their 70% losses as "long term holding" or "It will rise again. This was big money weeding out the weak!" whatever that means.

Keeps the own fomo at bay if an opportunity presents itself.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:10:06 2020 No.18950072 File: 69 KB, 1054x526, d48.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Short bitches, long cunny. I'm comin' so start countin' my money.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:10:28 2020 No.18950075 >>18950058 wont be going back anytime soon. i dont know much about cruise ships but, much like the airlines, any of the weak ones will be endanger of not surviving if theres a wave 2.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:10:34 2020 No.18950079 >>18950065 Anyone buying anything to go long now is probably a little bit retarded. Everything is extremely expensive now, there aren't really any good value investments at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:11:31 2020 No.18950087 >>18950065 >>18950079 Holding cash is a Forex play.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:11:49 2020 No.18950090 we are so oerbought its not funny. big pullback coming im talking circuit breaker. get ready

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:11:52 2020 No.18950092 >>18950048 that's how I imagine the average /biz/ poster

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:11:57 2020 No.18950095 File: 45 KB, 352x395, 1579256273973.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950079 very high IQ post, thanks for this. there are no opportunities, anywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:12:03 2020 No.18950096 >>18949974 I WAS WRONG

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:12:44 2020 No.18950100 >>18950072 I read this in Randy Newman's voice with Short People tune.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:12:59 2020 No.18950102 >>18950090 Tankerstocks and small caps, little nigs. The only place safe right now.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:13:06 2020 No.18950104 File: 91 KB, 600x380, download (80).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >im talking circuit breaker. get ready >get ready

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:13:43 2020 No.18950112 >>18950102 wtf tankers are still being shilled here after losing like 30% over the past couple of weeks?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:14:32 2020 No.18950122 >>18950090 I would love to believe it. We need a correction. >>18950079 I was talking about pumps and dumps Its always the same in that regard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:15:25 2020 No.18950131 >>18950112 t. all his news comes from /smg/

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:15:36 2020 No.18950133 File: 28 KB, 320x327, E3471744-75A7-4986-A223-016DC652ED83.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950058 HODL BROTHER

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:16:08 2020 No.18950136 File: 76 KB, 1794x858, the bears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Once the first gibs dry out and the first travel agency declares bankruptcy we will see the 3rd leg

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:16:52 2020 No.18950144 The stock market isn't allowed to be green, when historical bad news like the unemployment report comes out. This is so insane.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:16:53 2020 No.18950146 >>18950079 This is actually true assets are heavily inflated. They’re basically priced for 4x inflation within the decade which will probably happen at this rate.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:17:04 2020 No.18950149 >>18950136 You think anybody in the country hasn’t spent it already?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:17:38 2020 No.18950153 >>18950042 My puts are printing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:18:07 2020 No.18950156 >>18950079 I’m gonna buy some TVIX and SQQQ far out calls as a hedge

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:18:21 2020 No.18950159 >>18950136 >implying the gibs will ever stop, I bet the next bill extends everything

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:18:33 2020 No.18950161 >>18950100 Perfect. Randy loved that shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:19:25 2020 No.18950168 File: 11 KB, 929x58, 2020-05-08 09:18:43_348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this a joke? What difference would it make if your dick can transmit it when you need to be literally on top of someone to have sex.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:19:52 2020 No.18950175 >>18950079 I dunno, anon. You can find stocks with a price significantly cheaper than recent target prices. There's plenty of good stocks out there that's way better than holding cash.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:20:41 2020 No.18950184 >>18950168 Glory holes.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:20:43 2020 No.18950185 File: 81 KB, 200x234, 28E75D1E-E982-42C3-9FE7-39234914FC14.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950168 Don’t have sex, goy. Especially white people

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:20:53 2020 No.18950188 File: 49 KB, 760x428, fcb72ab0-cf35-42a6-82cd-c69f2f7960f2..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18948941 >he saved my selfie

Anonymous Fri May 8 08:21:57 2020 No.18950196
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Oh my god how can chinks be so fucking dumb. Of course a respiratory disease transmits when you grunt and breathe all over them. Why the fuck haven't we eradicated these dumb fucking bugs from the planet yet?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:22:06 2020 No.18950199 >>18950168 Sex is now banned until August

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:22:17 2020 No.18950200 >>18950168 Perhaps you can spread it via sex even after you've recovered from the virus.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:22:58 2020 No.18950209 >>18950175 Name your top picks.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:23:59 2020 No.18950217 >>18950196 they just need a couple of nukes, then they will start obsessing over cartoon women with large eyes

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:24:12 2020 No.18950222 >>18950196 I think it meant that your cum can spread the virus.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:24:16 2020 No.18950223 >>18950156 Where do you even get tvix calls?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:24:50 2020 No.18950232 >>18950168 >you need to be literally on top of someone to have sex. >literally on top >on top >implying anon... i...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:25:35 2020 No.18950241 >>18950112 Maybe do some research on them. The viability has been noticed by some large hedge funds and the oil glut is here to stay.

Anonymous Fri May 8 08:25:44 2020 No.18950242

>>18950075
Yeah, I think I'll take my 300 dollar gain. Not as much as I hoped, but, I'm a bit silly to be speculating on it anyways.

>>18950087
Holding cash is going to be dangerous for me long term because of inflation

>>18950095
Well there probably is something somewhere, but, nothing I can find. And certainly not anything being talked about.

>>18950156
It could be weeks or it could be months or even a year before it corrects. There will be some positive news with reopenings and we can ride the momentum on that, and then when that momentum stops prepare to think about short positions. The battle over who pays for the fiscal burdens of the pandemic is just beginning. On the present trajectory, a backlash against big business is likely.

Start with events in the markets. Much of the improved mood is because of the Fed, which has acted more dramatically than other central banks, buying up assets on an unimagined scale. It is committed to purchasing even more corporate debt, including high-yield “junk” bonds. Even beached cruise-line firms have been able to raise cash, albeit at a high price. A cascade of bankruptcies at big firms has been forestalled. The central bank has, in effect, backstopped the cashflow of America Inc. The stockmarket has taken the hint and climbed. This is in no way sustainable.

Anonymous Fri May 8 08:25:51 2020 No.18950247

Ok listen to me, do you know what happens when the stock markets crash? Those boomer pensions get smaller and smaller, and they are getting more nervous.

If a big crash happens they'll get angry.

Now let me ask you this, who goes to vote in the elections mostly?

Trump right now is trying to avoid at all costs the crash, thats why he fucked with the FED and they are printing money nonstop. If we crash he wont get a second term.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:25:59 2020 No.18950251 File: 254 KB, 785x1000, 1587059425397.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18950196 noooo ... every human life is important besides white people

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:26:25 2020 No.18950258 >>18950223 Not sure if you can after actually looking into it. I’ve only ever bought SQQQ calls myself, was just spitballing

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:27:28 2020 No.18950275 >>18950168 uh oh... I better not have any of that sex that I was just about to have haha

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:27:55 2020 No.18950282 >>18950251 This but unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:28:28 2020 No.18950289 This jobs number will be nowhere near as bad as expected, we /moon/ soon

Anonymous Fri May 8 08:28:53 2020 No.18950296
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>>18950209
I've got most of my money in Just Eat, Boohoo, and Games Workshop.

If I was brave I'd put a significant amount in Greatland Gold.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:29:45 2020 No.18950309 >>18950289 this but ironically

Anonymous Fri May 8 08:30:02 2020 No.18950313

>>18950289
I honestly think a lot of layoffs outside of the tourism related industries are just ones that were needed anyways. When the economy is great, you tend to accumulate a lot of extra fat. Companies that tightened up in 08-09 but made it through did wonderful in the recovery.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:30:04 2020 No.18950314 >>18950168 put your democrat-mandated penis tracking bracelet on. no sex we need low population to justify immigrants

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:30:09 2020 No.18950317 >>18950275 ups haha me too haha

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:30:16 2020 No.18950318 jobs report needs to be awful so we moon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:30:59 2020 No.18950330 HOLY FUCK THAT PUMP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:31:06 2020 No.18950333 OOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:31:16 2020 No.18950337 Holy shit what was that

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:31:23 2020 No.18950339 ONLY 20 MILLION INSTEAD OF PREDICTED 22 MILLION UNEMPLOYED!!! BUY BUY BUY!! RALLY TIME ITS PUMP OCLOCK!!!! CLOWN MARKET ENGAGE

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:31:23 2020 No.18950340 File: 3.13 MB, 480x360, 1586309920834.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wtf is that candle

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:31:29 2020 No.18950342 File: 174 KB, 528x321, 1586872330929.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:32:27 2020 No.18950354 File: 1.40 MB, 1341x737, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PRICED IN

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:32:55 2020 No.18950361 >>18948238 >missed the grand dip of a decade c'mon boi, you have seen nothing. Buffet is afraid of the great global recession. you should've too.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:32:57 2020 No.18950363 Unemployment expected: 15.2% Actual: 14.7% WE MOON NOW

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:32:58 2020 No.18950364 WE GREEEEEEEEEEN

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:33:07 2020 No.18950365 >>18950340 WE BEAT UNEMPLOYMENT BY 1 PERCENT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:33:09 2020 No.18950368 Jesus this market is beyond retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:33:26 2020 No.18950373 WE DID IT BROS, WE'RE BACK

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:33:50 2020 No.18950378 >>18950363 unironically bearish

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:33:58 2020 No.18950382 >Job report devastating MOON!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:34:03 2020 No.18950385 >>18950368 Sorry for your loss, bobo

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:34:08 2020 No.18950387 >>18950363 kek dont you love this? its only going to make the crash that much worse. the higher we artificially climb the harder we fall

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:34:13 2020 No.18950389 spy dropped 60 cents in ten seconds though

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:34:14 2020 No.18950390 File: 24 KB, 509x484, 1587301243854.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the more people lose jobs the bigger the POOMP DOG BLESS THE US ECONOMY

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:34:36 2020 No.18950396 >>18950354 they have the redhead BlackRock babe on I want to get together with her

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:35:17 2020 No.18950404 >Watch CNBC >"We need to put Americans back to work" >Futures drop .2% same second lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:35:17 2020 No.18950405 The poor anons who gambled with options expecting a significant drop.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:35:35 2020 No.18950408 >>18950396 I want her to make fun of my small penis haha

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:35:45 2020 No.18950411 File: 50 KB, 500x430, 1586574362812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Stop Loss Triggered >Position Sell NDX was closed What was I thinking.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:35:45 2020 No.18950412 >>18950396 Pic?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:35:50 2020 No.18950413 >>18950389 It's falling back a little as traders play around but it looks to have breached and stabilised 2900 now next stop moon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:36:10 2020 No.18950416 WERE SAVED! THOSE 2 MILLION UNACCOUNTED FOR WORKERS ARE GOING TO SINGLEHANDEDLY PRODUCE THE US ECONOMY FOR THE REST OF US

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:36:16 2020 No.18950417 >>18950405 good news = dump we needed 25M+ unemployed

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:36:24 2020 No.18950420 >>18950408 Size?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:36:24 2020 No.18950421 >>18949626 >>18949626 >>18949626 DID YOU LISTEN??? YOU WOULD BE UP 40-60%???

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:36:33 2020 No.18950424 >>18950418 >>18950418 >>18950418 >>18950418 NEW

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:37:04 2020 No.18950430 >>18950405 Tried that, didn’t work. Switched to calls this time and I’m gonna make a killing today

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:37:21 2020 No.18950432 >>18950412 google 'balckrock kate moore' she's old but she's got it I'd leave becky sitting there untouched, she can watch kate and I explore the space

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:37:43 2020 No.18950437 >>18950411 That stop run was legend though you gotta admit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:37:45 2020 No.18950439 >>18950411 Learn your lesson and stop gambling, invest for long term.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:41:09 2020 No.18950499 >>18950420 Slightly below 4 inches, why?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:41:34 2020 No.18950508 Just bought $200 in some penny stonks I'm expecting to rise through the next week or two at least. I know this is very small time to you guys but God this is exhilarating.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:42:10 2020 No.18950522 >>18950499 how long is it when you get wood tho

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:42:46 2020 No.18950531 >>18950508 ZOM?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:46:24 2020 No.18950590 >>18950531 KTOV

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 08:46:45 2020 No.18950597 >>18950275 lmao

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