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>> No.18937756

>SNSS DOWN 10% AFTER CC
LMAO

>> No.18937778
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RIP to those who bought puts in this market

>> No.18937787

>>18937731
>it is still up over 300% on the year asshole stay poor idiot. I albought at 1.05 and have no doubt it will be above that again soon.
Except it's literally not?

>> No.18937806

fuck my paper hands. if i held spy calls i wouldnt atleast broke even...

>> No.18937811
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18937811

do not be a dumb bagholder unless you are holding these stocks at an average price below the march lows

Information Technology
AAPL
MSFT
V
PYPL
AMD

Communication Services
GOOGL/GOOG
FB
NFLX
T

Consumer Discretionary
AMZN
MCD
SBUX
NKE

Financials
JPM
BAC
BRK/B

Consumer Staples
WMT
KO

Energy
XOM

Health Care
JNJ
ABT
CVS

Industrials
BA
HON

>> No.18937809

>>18937732
this was a great anime
hoping for S2

>> No.18937813

>>18937707
>>18937636
Hahaha imagine being the guy who not even 10 minutes ago fomo’d into this piece of shit at $.90 when it peaked after hours

>> No.18937814
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18937814

I don't understand Ubers movement, even in this meme market.

>> No.18937819
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18937819

WE WILL BE THE SAME SOON BOYS! WHO /NET/ HERE?

>> No.18937832
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18937832

I guess love was really the secret ingredient all along...
what a market, what a year

>> No.18937836

>>18937545
i see, seems like this week's candle is looking good (only if we close like this or higher tomorrow)

>>18937622
yeah from the hourly momentum is slowing down but know knows if it leads to a big drop. maybe a 50% retracement to test the 8000 level of this current rally.

>> No.18937840

>>18937814
People expected worse.

>> No.18937849

>>18937756
Sorry. 15

>> No.18937851

>>18937811
>NFLX
Why is this in your list?

>> No.18937852

>>18937811
what if I hold them at an early April price?

>> No.18937862

>>18937819
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IS IT TANKING IN FUTURES

>> No.18937865

Oil made me a modest profit so far. Companies are undervalued.

>> No.18937872

>>18937814
Me either
How the fuck is a loss of 2.9 billion somehow translate into a positive stock gain?

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>> No.18937877

>>18937819
Short-Term NET plays are over, NET is now a holding stock, will probably be $75 by 2022

>> No.18937880
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>>18937836
I'm almost positive the MMs will push Dow up to meet the line and the other indicies will stay right where they are because of it.

>> No.18937882

>>18937819
You could if you shorted it before EoD

>> No.18937892
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>>18937862
Explain

>> No.18937902

>>18937819
What is the thesis for /net/?

>> No.18937909

KOS 1/3
MRO 1/3
EMAN 1/3

EMAN is keeping me breakeven after the pump next week I'm going to take the gains and dump into mro

>> No.18937916

>>18937852
then you're a dumb bagholder

>> No.18937923

lmao bros your too late for NET, jesus it was a buy for 4 weeks when it was under 25, if you are buying now you are just retarded FOMO

>> No.18937937
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>>18937819
NET's big play is to expand to China which is going to work out very poorly in the mid-term future.

>> No.18937940

>>18937902
go long when net dips

>> No.18937944

>>18937814
what is not to understand. most people are taking uber and lyfts to get around right now and the companies are raking in the $$$$ like never before

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>>18937814
>Uber posts loss of $2.9 billion
>stock goes up 18.5%
what

>> No.18937958

>>18937944
And Uber is still posting losses with it LOL

>> No.18937978

>>18937944
Uber just reported a nearly $3 billion loss

>> No.18937983

How low will the indexes fall in this recession? Please be honest.

>> No.18937987
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>>18937951
PRICED IN

>> No.18937990
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>>18937849
How has this pajeet shit not been delisted yet? Top kek.

>>18937880
The real MMs were the friends we made along the way.

>> No.18938006

>>18937951
unironically priced in

>> No.18938008

Almost bought LYV before close. Thank goodness I didn't. Will be getting them on sale tomorrow

>> No.18938024

>>18937978
How do you even lose billions pre-recession ??
Also, their stock is mooning. So maybe they didn't lose nothing.

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>> No.18938043

>>18937990
>How has this pajeet shit not been delisted yet?
I mean.. it's obvious at this point that snss is a pile of garbage but this makes me believe that you don't know shit about the stock market.

>> No.18938044

>>18937865
oil is a long term hold play imo, not a get rich quick, if you bought the dip you should be holding

>> No.18938048

>>18937983
potentially the following:
>S&P 1.8k
>DJIA 15k
>Nasdaq 4.5k
It probably won't happen unless we have a full debt bubble pop which is really unlikely. We don't want that, even if we're bears. Give an extra 1 or 2k to each of those. that's likely the lowest we'll see.

>> No.18938050

Come on, lets price in corona virus, 30% unemployment, shortages of everything, etc etc Lets just price everything in and stay in the green forever.

>> No.18938053
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18938053

S

Never listen to /biz/ lol

>> No.18938058

>>18937865
Good time to invest, just don't expect any short term profits

>> No.18938065
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18938065

My TA is telling me that history repeats itsself

>>18937983
already did retard, you missed the dip

>> No.18938072

>>18938053
Didn't it surge 200% before it dumped?
Who the fuck said that this is a long hold?

>> No.18938074

>>18938024
>>18937978
No assets, lose billions, It's like the next wework

>>18937944
Nobody around here is getting an Uber - demand for that shit is way down

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18938075

>>18937892

>> No.18938076

>>18938048
sorry 1.5k for S&P, we'll end up seeing a bottom of 1.8k. I don't expect it though.

>> No.18938079

>>18938044
Exactly what I'm doing. Up 20% from the dip in March. Just waiting now.

>> No.18938082

>>18938053
I mean, I agree with what you said but it was clear from the start that it was a sham and just a PnD

>> No.18938102

>>18937691
The economy is going to be hurting for a few years, at minimum. It took us a decade to get to the level of employment we were at, and that doesn't take into account that a substantial amount of employment was part-time or multiple part-time jobs. The knock-on effects of that alone will be huge, let alone the psychological impact the kung flu will have on consumer behavior.

>>18937836
From the hourly to the daily, but particularly the daily, we've already flipped negative on momentum. Considering how tepid the markets are during market hours with respect to how much cash is likely on the sidelines still, I think there's a lot of hesitancy still. Pre/after/futures are the only thing keeping us above water. The weekly seems a bit too slow to pick up on how quickly the market might move right now. If that hesitancy turns into fear as we start dipping lower, and pushes out the "buy the dip" mentality, we may not any breaks.

>>18937983
>>18938076
1800-1900 is my expectation for the S&P as well.

>> No.18938114

>>18937916
wtf man, I'm in green

>> No.18938119
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>>18938050
bro coronavirus is a joke
the real tragedy is that we haven't been to the moon in like 50 years, and we haven't been on mars ever
imagine if we put all the effort that we spent into eliminating bars and restaurants and put that energy into making rocketships and firebombing Beijing instead

>> No.18938125

>>18938079
i got in late around mid april, only wish i had money money and bought sooner

>> No.18938139

>>18938119
the real tragedy is the friends we made along the way

>> No.18938145

>>18937862
>FUTURES
....

>> No.18938147
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>>18938119
Reminder that "coronavirus over" will mean that poor americans will want cheapies and all the anger about China will be forgotten.

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>>18937809
Won't happen

>> No.18938172

>>18938147
Spoken like a true kike boomer

>> No.18938187
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18938187

REMINDER THAT THE ECONOMY IS NOT THE STOCK MARKET

REMINDER THAT UNEMPLOYMENT IS BULLISH

REMINDER THAT YOU ALREADY MISSED THE DIP RETARDED DOOMER FAGGOTS

REMINDER THAT SPY WILL BE 325 BY JUNE

REMINDER TO NEVER LISTEN TO /BIZ/

AND REMINDER THAT BEARS ARE COMMUNISTS AND UNAMERICAN

>> No.18938192

>>18938172
History repeats itself. All china war hawks should have been ALL IN on "not a nothingburger".
Sales at Walmart will now destroy your whole movement

>> No.18938204

>>18938053
I knew it was a pump and dump as soon as those threads with r3ddit spacing came along saying it would go to $10

>> No.18938206

>>18938147
china needs to be converted into a permanent glass factory asap.

>> No.18938207

>>18938102
in all likelihood, if debt gets harder to obtain, we're going to Nikkei this shit. stagflation or not, it's still probably a 10 year recovery for prices (optimistically).

>> No.18938212

>>18938206
This

>> No.18938231

>inherit 176k in nov
>invest it in typical s&p fund
>190k end of february
>think, that's sick how fast it grows
>corona virus shit starts
>for some reason even though i knew and saw economy getting fucked up by it, i didn't pull out until 20k was lost
>160k left
>multiple once in a decade opportunities pass, big crash, big bounce, oil shit, tesla going to 300 now back up to 800, etc
>tried to catch these but timed it all wrong or used wrong instrument
>missed the dip, didn't short the crash properly, didn't short oil when it was obvious and go long afterwards
>down to 100k
kinda want to buy a tank for the remaining 100k and have it shoot me apart. haven't been able to sleep properly for a week

>> No.18938243

>>18938187
>REMINDER TO NEVER LISTEN TO /BIZ/
>REMINDER THAT SPY WILL BE 325 BY JUNE
What now?

>> No.18938247

>>18937778
Anon I need you to hug me

>> No.18938249

>>18938204
Why did reddit spacing become a term? I've been here since 2009 and always spaced out posts

>> No.18938272

>>18938231
>selling
>ever
You buy, and then buy more. That’s it. You lost because you sold.

>> No.18938282

>>18938231
You'll get better, and more importantly more relaxed the longer you do it. It's just money.

>> No.18938283

>>18938231
bro you messed up

>>18938249
2014/2015

>> No.18938306

>>18938207
ok, but roughly speaking, should we still be able to buy big screen tvs and new cars every few years and eat out at least a couple times a week? i remember 2008-2010s, restaurants were full and people were driving nice cars etc.
i also think/hope that safe middle/upper middle class suburbs will remain safe.

>> No.18938309

>>18938249
People from Reddit came here and noticed the similarities in posting and coined the term. I’ve never been to Reddit so I have no frame of reference when someone says something is “Reddit”.

>> No.18938314

>>18938231
yikes

>> No.18938330

>>18937778
I’m selling calls.

>> No.18938332

>>18938231
Nice, at least you didn't lose it all like I did, just use 10% to buy June/July puts, there's literally 0% of a V shaped recovery unless the US wants to become Venezuela

>> No.18938333

i lost 1k usd today, i dont know how to recover mentally from this loss, fuckin brent mate i swear to god, holding ZM puts, fuck this market

>> No.18938334

>>18938231
>buying the top
anyways, keep holding if its an sp fund and hold for the next few decades. maybe try to get some divvies

>> No.18938336

>>18938249
stupid kids thats why.
other boards spread that bullshit and it is occasionally leaking here as well.
i don't give a shit about spacing.
i don't usually space like that just making a
point

>> No.18938349

>>18938336
lol where are my spaces? is there an anti "reddit" spacing policy on this board? wtf

>> No.18938350

>>18938231
Put it in sp500 and wait for 2028~2032 (the next crash). Take notes on paper of everything you've learned so far so that you can make use of your newfound knowledge. Next time you'll turn that 100k (now worth 200k+ from being on sp500) into a few millions minimum.

>> No.18938362

>>18938231
>investing at the height of the bull market
Based retard

>> No.18938372

>>18938075
Anon those are not futures, that is after market.

>> No.18938375

>>18938249
It was already a thing in 2006, newtard.

>> No.18938381

>>18938231
1. You only lose if you sell.
2. Time in is better then trying to time it.
3. Two people never make money Chickens and Pigs.

>> No.18938384

image for every "i lost __ dollars today" post there is someone who actually found them and imagine if they posted here and tease those who lost to them.

>> No.18938392

>>18938231
you shouldve put 80=90% of that into a conservative fund like SPY and the other 10-20% could be your fuck around money, which you should have invested into something guaranteed to return money, like oil.

>> No.18938395
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>>18938247
Anon you can bounce back! You have it in you to do it, I believe!

>> No.18938397

>>18938306
I couldn't tell you. Anyone saying you won't is probably wrong, let's put it that way. Life will probably go on just like normal.
>people were driving nice cars
fewer new leases and purchases for sure.
t. P&C anon
>safe middle/upper middle class suburbs will remain safe
yeah, just watch out for daywalkers. we're going to have a worsening opioid epidemic. long term unemployment will probably go high and stay high. We're really bad at utilizing our human capital in the US.

>> No.18938400

>>18937732
where are you NET fags, come take your PUMP PUMP PUMP back.

>> No.18938405

>>18938384
This could eventually turn /biz/ into an elite trader board if the counterparties were trading their theses at the time of the trade.

>> No.18938430
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18938430

Any REITbros here? Any especially good pickups lately?

Also if I got a big octopus tattoo like this would it be cool or cringe?

>> No.18938437

>>18938207
That's probably the worst case scenario. At some point, we're going to need to cut the IV drip we've given Wall Street and corporate America and let the chips fall where they may.

>>18938306
That completely depends on your living and job situation. Though, expect prices and the cost of living to still increase inversely to your wage, as it has been for the last three decades.

>> No.18938443

>>18938231
You are unironically an anxious cuck if you sold. The S&P will eventually climb back, but you dun goofed and lost half of your inheritance by memeing.

>> No.18938445

>>18938430
Only cattle get inked

>> No.18938452

IMAGINE being a bag holder right now. I literally went all in on 3/23 and dumped at lunch today.

GET FUCKED bag holders

>> No.18938464

>>18938437
>we're going to need to cut the IV drip we've given Wall Street
VENTILATORS! WE NEED VENTILATORS HERE!
t. retarded governor

>> No.18938465

>>18938430
bruh....

>> No.18938466
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DONG DONG DONG

futures open

>> No.18938488

so is this how a reverse stock split would work? i have two shares of a company's stock for $5 and the RS happens and the price for the stock becomes $10 but i only have one share now?

>> No.18938498

>>18938430
Tattoos are the mark of the poor.

>> No.18938501

>>18938466
Kicking it off red I like it

>> No.18938504
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>>18938430
Tattoos are cringe and I regret getting them despite them never effecting me professionally or anything, they’re just lame.
>t. octopus tattoo haver

>> No.18938506

>>18938333
>ZM puts
Kiss the rest of your money goodbye

>> No.18938510

>>18938488
Yes, but then the stock price dumps 15% because reverse splits are not seen as something inspiring confidence

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>>18938392
watch that down channel on oil, seems to be in play

>> No.18938514
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18938514

ex div tomorrow for tim apple. show me your tim apple. you do have tim apple, right?

>> No.18938520

>>18938488
Yes, and it's generally a bad sign.

>> No.18938532

>>18938334
>>18938362
how would i know this being completely new to it all, that it was the height
also did anyone?
>>18938381
being a pig was my biggest issue i was usually correct but held for too long and it went negative instead
>>18938350
what do you mean by investing it back if it's going to crash to 2000? why would i do that

>> No.18938546

Eman trooper hold the line...Do not sell, I repeat do not sell

>> No.18938548

>>18938430
IS THAT A TENTACLE? AAAAAH I’M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAANE!

>> No.18938549

>>18938464
kek. I stopped watching his daily briefings. Did Cuomo go nuts over ventilators in one of them? I mean, I remember his general attitude, but did he have a fit on live TV?

>> No.18938553
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18938553

>Futures

>>18938504
are you a sailor

>> No.18938554

I just recently bought CLNC. It just jumped 31% after market. Feels good man.

>> No.18938556

>>18938443
i know, it makes it worse knowing that if i didn't touch it at all, by now i would have lost even less. just makes me wanna end it that much more

>> No.18938557

>>18938510
To elaborate, reverse splits are basically a signal saying "We think our stock is going to dump so low that we might get delisted"

>> No.18938559

>>18938506
>A FUCKIN WEB CAMERA APP
>P/E 1800

>> No.18938572

>>18938553
Kek I was a Navy corpsman many moons ago

>> No.18938593

Have any of you guys bought IRM? Are they a viable REIT/I've seen their trucks around a lot burning and shredding documents.

>> No.18938595

>>18938559
I’m not saying it shouldn’t go down. I’m saying it’s not gonna go down. ZM has retard strength

>> No.18938606

>>18938556
Just learn from it and stop being retarded. I lost 10% of my net worth in a single trade (levvy nasdaq futures). My exposure was like a million dollars. Funny thing is that I held for 3-4 days, and as soon as I sold (since I was getting raped by fees too) it climbed back up and I would have made a profit.

I managed to learn from it and never touched them again.

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>>18938532
>how would i know this being completely new to it all, that it was the height
idk you tell me
>also did anyone?
no

>> No.18938617

>>18938572
is it true that all the navy boys fuck each other in the bum or nah
do your tattoos make you feel pretty

>> No.18938636

>>18938617
No butt stuff, just brojobs and bate sessions.

>> No.18938642

>>18937819
Chinese shit

>> No.18938643

>>18938504
That is also an exceptionally gay tattoo

>> No.18938646
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18938646

Watched a documentary on Enron

Did you know they invented weather futures? As ridiculous as that sounds, people actually trade weather

>Ten years ago, the Enron Corporation sold the first weather futures, agreeing to pay a utility company $10,000 for each degree it fell below the average temperature during winter. But, after Enron's historic flameout in 2001, the weather-trading market slowed to a crawl. Then, trading in weather contracts jumped 100-fold between 2003 and 2007, according to the Chicago Mercantile Exchange. This was largely due to hedge funds, which are believed to comprise more than half of the $19 billion weather-futures market.

>> No.18938680

>>18938606
>stop being retarded.
how? i will probably end up turning this remaining 100k into dust out of desperation

>> No.18938693

>>18938556
You learned. It is what it is. Move on. If you're young, they're right regarding time in the market. With a decades long time horizon, you may not be maximizing your potential gains, but you would still likely not lose. That said, if we were to ever start turning Japanese, that's when you would want to reconsider.

>>18938532
The yield curve inversion was one of the first signs. Wall Street's temper tantrum when the Fed tried to unwind its balance sheet and raise rates was another. The extent to which corporations and even individuals (think landlords with multiple rentals) were abusing cheap debt was another. Bloomberg last year described a forward-looking recessionary model that indicated we were due for a recession sometime within this year with a moderate probability. They back tested it with success against previous recessions.

Did anyone know when, or how? No. But people were already looking at the signs and seeing that the end of this cycle was coming due. People were already moving into cash. I personally began moving into cash last year and was only 50% in equities by the time March came.

>> No.18938694

>>18938231
There’s only one thing left to do: YOLO the remaining on some options. You inherited the money anyways.

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>>18938147
i don't know how other people shop, but I hold grudges. Grudges against people, against companies, against countries. I'm willing to pay more, look for alternatives, or even to go without, to avoid products with the "Made in China" stamp. I still don't buy anything from the parent company, Procter & Gamble, after that Toxic masculinity advertisement Gillette ran.

>> No.18938714

>>18938532
Trying to time the market is impossible, you can get lucky but you cant do it consistently.

And all of these retards saying "hurr durr u bot the top" are just that, retards. Putting your money in the market now, reinvesting the dividends and never selling is how youre gonna make it.

Or risk losing it all by listening to stock tips from day traders whatever you want.

>> No.18938715

>>18938646
Enron was actually an amazing company in a lot of ways.
if they had just had infinite money to keep burning, they would have been like all of the FAANG stocks in one, 10 years early. plus the energy, plus the financials.

they were way ahead of their time
if they had access to some of the "infinite money glitch" type funding that a company like UBER has, just imagine.

>> No.18938721
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18938721

Another week another crab

>> No.18938735

where is everyone putting their money now?

I like watching the pump and dumps. Everyone thinks they will pull out before everyone else and they never do.

>> No.18938741

>>18938231
Unironically take advice from Buffet and only buy companies you see being around in 50 years. Companies that will weather almost any market due to their demand in the marketplace. even better if they’ve been around for 30+ years and have survived similar downturns. This keeps you from panic selling and making emotional decision. Unless the company announces something absolutely catastrophic then you just fucking hold.

>> No.18938750

>>18938680
open up a marcus high yield savings account and put 60k there, and wait. put 40k into a brokerage account and buy a share of apple every week.

>> No.18938760
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18938760

I have $1K to spare what should I do with it?

>> No.18938769

>>18938741
that's lame, you miss out on the market leaders price appreciation.

>> No.18938772

>>18938549
Yeah. The poor nipple pierced guy kept losing his shit about ventilators and wouldn't shut the fuck up about getting more. Then he hoarded them from the rest of the nation and didn't need any in the end.

>> No.18938780

>>18938760
TVIX

>> No.18938787

>>18938741
>something absolutely catastrophic
like whats happening now?

>> No.18938789

>>18938760
Give it to me. If it’s truly to spare, you should have no trouble parting with it.

>> No.18938792

>>18938053
I've been telling u faggots to buy roku

>> No.18938799
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18938799

>>18938772
gentlemen
what's the play for tomorrow?

>> No.18938803
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18938803

What's this mean?

>> No.18938804

whats best and cheapest platform for someone small time? I want to throw a few hundred in every week to some dividend stocks.

>> No.18938805

>>18938760
tsla options

>> No.18938811
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>>18938715
Skilling, one of the execs recently got out of jail late last year, also getting help to get back into something from one of the other execs that made bank but got away with it all years before they went down

Maybe it's on, maybe that explains BYND

>> No.18938817

>>18938769
You also don’t get liquidated by memes and plays by whales that spend every minute of their lives playing with the market. You can either be a high risk degenerate gambler or be responsible and build your wealth slowly but surely.

>> No.18938818
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>>18938680
This sounds reasonable >>18938741. Or just buy SPY and never look at it again. Or just put it in the bank or something safer. You don't necessarily have to trade stonks. I do this for just a while every day but I have a normal job+studies+hobbies. Literally you need to stop caring.

>> No.18938820

>>18938617
There are a lot of fags in the military. Thots liked my tattoos but now that I’m married I prefer to wear long sleeve shirts desu.

>> No.18938821

>>18938772
hoarding ventilators sounds like a cool hobby. can sell them on ebay for parts. "gently used B stock".

>> No.18938828

>>18938799
Enron, WeWork, weather futures and lean hogs

>> No.18938834

I can’t believe I bought AAL a couple weeks ago. I swear the anon that suggested it should be arrested for theft.

>> No.18938837

>Wendy's already back to Nov 2019 level
>ran out of beef
How is one smug anime girl that powerful?

>> No.18938847

guys i think i've made it. bought MRO just before closing at 5.52 and it's trading for 5.54 after markets. too bad i can't trade after hours but yeah already making hugeeee gains

>> No.18938850

>>18938803
hard to tell
more people are buying than selling?

>> No.18938851

>>18938799
This week has been shit for me, though I'm still up for today and well up overall. So I expect more shit tomorrow, coffee fren.

>> No.18938862

>>18938694
This. You could turn it into a million. If you lose it all, you’re no worse off than you were before you got it.

>> No.18938863

>>18938817
That's what stop loss and locking in gains is for.

>> No.18938870

>>18938760
Buy 100 EURN for dat phat 30% div yield and the moon mission.

>> No.18938871

>>18938834
NEVER EVER TRUST BIZ
YOU ARE BETTER OF FLIPPING A COIN

>> No.18938879

>>18938789
Unfortunately "to spare" means "half of my savings" here

>> No.18938884

>>18938760
MVIS is cheap right now

>> No.18938889
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>>18938760
Why does this picture look so surreal

>> No.18938891

>>18938741
Sometimes that capital can be put to better use somewhere else. Imagine buying Cisco during the dotcom bubble and just breaking even this past year.

>>18938769
Being safe with a portion of your assets and investing it intelligently/modestly is fine. There's nothing wrong with setting aside a portion for more risky moves, and then some for gambling; but, you've got to cover your ass first.

>>18938787
>catastrophic
We're not there yet, but it could get a lot worse. Cash is comfy right about now.

>> No.18938895

>>18938871
https://randomwordgenerator.com/letter.php
Quick everyone buy ZTS

>> No.18938904

>>18938879
Well that changes things! S&P 500 index funds for you until you have more money.

>> No.18938913

>>18938803
Line go up

>> No.18938934

>>18938760
JCP. Become controlling shareholder.

>> No.18938936

>>18938804
Cheapest? Probably Robinhood

>> No.18938937

>>18938834
BRO THEY’RE JUST SHAKING OUT THE WEAK HANDS THAT CAN’T HANDLE A POLO BASED PORTFOLIO

>> No.18938940
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>>18938891
Keep in mind that buffet had the greatest WASP connections and his stock started at 7k in the 60s. His company missed out on a lot of shit.

>> No.18938955

>>18938760
Tvix

>> No.18938961

https://www.sandiegoville.com/2020/05/souplantation-sweet-tomatoes-will-not-reopen.html?fbclid=IwAR3DS2ELgkHZPpCPDdomUgAPw0T-FlwJ_OURbTRi9f5Qa4nK8ddSJ03gHoQ

is this bullish?

>> No.18938967

>>18938904
>S&P500
NASDAQ make more sense in such a time

>> No.18938973

>>18937732
> Watching star trek ds9
> Lost track of time didn't realize markets open
> Open futures
> The second my eyes hit VIX
> Quark from star trek says
> I'm telling you Morn, something's going on in VIX that we don't know about.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>> No.18938975

>>18938913
Line go up

Money go up

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18938990

I bet if I sold my RTX and AMD bags both would suddenly skyrocket 300%

>> No.18938994

>>18938973
Rule of Acquisition #76: Always ask /smg/ for good stock advice

>> No.18939000
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18939000

So what happenings at 'earnings' especially penny stocks?

Say I have a penny stock that is doing really well. But earnings are coming. Do I sell then rebuy ? Earnings make the stock drop right?

>> No.18939003

>Germany reopening
>check out youtube comments on announcement videos
>it's full of conspiracy theorists calling it a hoax
holy shit I imagined it only be bad in the US, was the internet a mistake?

>> No.18939010

>>18938973
Rule of acquisition number 237: Green line go up

>> No.18939011
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18939011

Hmm. SNSS not looking too good there.

>> No.18939014

>>18938961
priced in sorry

>> No.18939031

>>18938973
Rules of Acquisition #554
Trust the Bog

>> No.18939042

>>18938702
I also boycotted them for about 18 months. There is one P&G product I couldn't find a satisfactory replacement for; their gel anti-perspirant/deodorant.

>> No.18939043

>>18939000
It depends on how the announcement is. If it's good it goes up. If it's bad it goes down.

>> No.18939044

>>18939000
Pennies are a gamble. Hold or sell, 50/50 shot you made the right choice

>> No.18939048

>>18939003
>was the internet a mistake
yes

>> No.18939049

>>18939011
kek

>> No.18939050

>>18938889
It's a really pretty and well kept garden, not really a natural alignment of flora

>> No.18939075

>>18938702
Same. I check every household item I buy for the P&G symbol on the back. If it’s got it, I find an alternative. It really woke me up to how much shit And even multiple brands of the same product they actually own

>> No.18939079

>>18938994
>>18939010
>>18939031
We are based and Grand Naguspilled

>> No.18939091

>>18938680
Seriously stop being retarded and put 70k away in a savings account or a mutual fund so you dont fucking touch it. Being emotional about your money will just make you lose more

>> No.18939092

>>18939044
Well this one is not a pump and dump. It's a long term hold and it's been having a very nice graph last few months.

I just am wondering if I can sell and buy more.

How do you tell earnings are bad? Easy way to see this beforehand?

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>>18939003
I actually went into the innner city today and talked to some store owners
Shits on fire. They have no idea if they will survive. Demand is down 80%, customers stay at home and they have retarded rules. Some stores did not even reopen because it would not make a profit now.

A huge amount of them told me how the gouvernment, Jews, China and whatnot are behind it.
They are desperate.

This is usually full with people and boomer tourists this time of the year. Now its empty.

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>>18939011
RIP
SNSSanon is coping on stocktwits...

>> No.18939115

>>18939003
internet only helped realize all people are the same

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>>18937862
>futures

>> No.18939139

>>18939092
Don't you think that if there's an easy way to see it beforehand people would be selling beforehand?

>> No.18939147

>>18939099
Wirtschaftswunder-2 ?!

>> No.18939149

>>18939105
nice

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18939150

>>18939000
Nice numbers.
>penny stock earnings
Give the bandit's arm a tug.

>> No.18939151

>>18938940
>>18938967
Interestingly, compare an equal-weighted ETF vs a market cap weighted ETF for the S&P 500. The later only began outperforming the former since 2018, if you look back to say the low of the GFC. The same reason the markets moved with Amazon's drop last week is the same reason the equal-weight had previously outperformed, in addition to allowing some of the smaller cap companies with larger growth potential to buoy the fund.

If I remember right, a slow down in small cap growth is another sign of being near the end of the cycle.

>>18937732
What the fuck is up with futures? They're already going hard early, like last night. Straight up again, when tomorrow is the big day for jobs?

>> No.18939158

>>18939092
Well they made a total of 70K in profit this quarter, compared to 1.2M in profit last quarter. That's...a bit of a reduction.

>> No.18939168

>>18939092
It doesn’t even matter if earning are bad or not specifically. Sometimes the stock goes down on good earnings or vice versa. It depends on what is “priced in“, and not in the meme way. It’s honestly a gamble. If you sell, you may miss out on huge earnings that nobody saw coming and rebuying at higher prices. If you’re confident in the company, just hold and even if they drop they will come back up if you’re right.

>> No.18939179

>>18939099
bro that city looks adorable

>> No.18939181

>>18939136
I dont understand what futures are. They scare me

>> No.18939183

stocktwits is spelled suspiciously close to fuckwits

>> No.18939191

>>18939105
Post screenshots

>> No.18939196

>>18938702
wow I didn't even know about that commercial. thanks for showing me that, I don't pay attention much to razors I buy but now I know not to buy gillette

>> No.18939200
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What happened here?

>> No.18939201

>>18939158
Hmm but if stock go up. Earnings must go up too right?

Me cave man.

>> No.18939204

>>18939181
futures are tomorrows
literally what happens tomorrow

>> No.18939211

>>18938027
I will never understand why you retards buy these retarded, light years from the money, options

even if our shitty $16 options tripples in value, no fucking body is going to buy it from you and you effectively threw away $16

congrats retard

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18939218

>-60% in one day
Holy shit lol

>> No.18939220

>>18939200
Some kinda bad news I assume.

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18939223

I love reading stockshits coping

>> No.18939233

>>18939105
Post it

>> No.18939240

>>18939218
Didn't some people all-in this shit yesterday?

>> No.18939250

>>18939181
fuck, if only we had some sort of accessible database that compiled information for us to research....

>> No.18939259

>>18939003
Corona will return though, you can't just put everyone inside their homes and wait it out. As soon as the virus starts spreading again with everyone leaving their homes to go out.. it will infect just as many again if not more, like the doctors said.. the second round is always the worse. The fact that Sweden is pretty much the only country knowing how the fuck to handle this is just.. confusing

>> No.18939262

>>18939223
Link pls

>> No.18939263

>>18939168
Then I hodl. It already shot up more than usual today. I think people know something. Either way it's a long term good stock. So I win either way if I'm safe and dont sell.

I'm not mentioning it here because there are two particular mvis bagholders on this site that attack me every single thread even though a forth of my portfolio is their whole portfolio. And they only seem to be buying 'Chad' penny stocks

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>>18939179
It is. Its just very small.
If you ever have time travel along the Danube and you will see the most beautiful places. Regensburg, Vienna, Budapest and Passau here
>>18939147
Some companies got money from the state. 5 to 10k.
But its not enough for a two month shut down and following slump.
They need more help.

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18939275

>>18939200
whats the stock symbol?
Look at this piece, Might get delisted.
It's the only one in a group that looks to be reasonably ok. Like Oasis Petrol is trash as well.
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=CPE&ty=c&ta=1&p=d

>> No.18939280

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/07/africa/nigeria-zoom-death-sentence-intl/index.html
BUY ZOOM CALLS

>> No.18939293

>>18939223
Lmao dude is talking like he loaded up his IRA with those pump n dumbs

>> No.18939299

considering shorting CDX IG 9. is it a good hedge?

>> No.18939301
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>>18939105
Lmao I hope this minimum wage felon faggot offs himself

>> No.18939305

>>18939250
The thing about futures is. It adds another layer of gambling doesnt it?

And isnt there a way that you can get pretty much fucked and owe money.

I'm tired of looking stuff up today. I just want to drink my beer watch my stock go up and watch this hot blonde girl in wicker man.

>> No.18939310

>>18939259
>The fact that Sweden is pretty much the only country knowing how the fuck to handle this is just.. confusing
The country with 4-6x the death rate of their neighbors?

>> No.18939312

>>18939263
What’s the stock ticker?

>> No.18939316

>>18937732
Telepathy makes for an interesting gf

>> No.18939323
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18939323

AHAHAHAHA

>> No.18939330

Are vice stocks like tobacco and alcohol worth it?

>> No.18939335

>>18939301
Which one is him? The one that looks like Randy?

>> No.18939340
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18939340

>>18939218
Classic pump and dump

>> No.18939342

>>18939301
>he doesn't pay $8/month for the StockTwits Pro+ experience
yikes bro
upgrade your investment game

>> No.18939350

>>18939323
AHAHAHAHA NONONONONO poor SNSSanon. I do think him for shilling his stock last year since I made some proft selling at $1 the first run.

>> No.18939362

>>18939330
Take a look at the charts for MO and STZ and see. STZ pretty well tracking the index lately, MO has a more bearish bias.

>> No.18939363

>>18939240
Yes. They're fucked mate.

>>18939259
It will return, but our immediate concern was not having a full grasp on the details of the virus nor if we were fully prepared with our health care system to cope with COvid-19 cases as well as the standard case count for this time of year. As long as we can manage the later, we can deal with COvid-19. It's simply a matter of risk management when dealing with unknowns, particularly in public policy. It's easy to say "let the Boomers die" when you have no skin in the game.

>>18939330
How did Altria (MO) do on earnings?

>> No.18939370

>>18939312
Eman

>> No.18939383
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>>18939305
yeah.... if you could stop posting and lurk more, that'd be great....

>> No.18939397

>>18937732
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18939402

>>18939363
>How did Altria (MO) do on earnings?
They missed. Not huge but the traders didn't like it and sold off pretty hard.

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>>18939301
I feel bad for these people. They all cling to stuff like SNSS/ONTX/whatever and hope it to be their lottery ticket.
When it dumps 40% it is just big shots filtering out the weak, whatever that means.
When it rises 10% some investors saw potential.
Both movements being in the single digit cent range.

Like people with a gambling addiction.

>> No.18939407

>>18938828
Lean brapphogs are always a good investment

>> No.18939413

>>18939264
Tell us more about the situation in Germany. How are people holding up? I am assuming they don't live paycheck to paycheck like a lot of Americans? Have rents been frozen?

>> No.18939419

Why the duck is $MITT tanking? I thought a bad quarter for the real estate sector was already priced in.

>> No.18939421

>>18939405
I will never forget the psychosis that was MGNA

>> No.18939422

>>18939370
Haven’t they been getting shilled in pump n dump threads? That kinda changes things. You can hold if you want, but usually those people hype up some rumor prior to a scheduled press release or earnings call just to get more people in it. If that’s the one I’m thinking of, there’s a good chance of it dropping no matter what at earnings. That’s an example of too much bullshit being priced in.

>> No.18939424
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18939424

WHAT'S THE SCOOP ON DRAFTKING?

>> No.18939433
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18939433

>>18939335
This copemaster is him

>> No.18939444

Whats the scoop on COOP?

>> No.18939456

>>18939402
Wonder if it's worth picking up the ashes on the next leg down. I'll have to go over it again, it's been a while.

>> No.18939457

>>18939275
MITT
>>18939220
Looks like they released a statement putting some of their assets up for sale. Think they could have picked a better time than 30 minutes before the end of extended hours.. and 5 minutes after I bought some.

>> No.18939468

>>18939433
Lmao
>it dipped lower than this during the worst crash in the past decade, so everything is fine

>> No.18939509

>>18939151
>Since 2018
Think about what will happen to the industries during and after corona

>> No.18939512

>>18939468
exactly
>no volume
It’s a 45m market cap stock lmao where is the volume supposed to come from

Fuck tripfags

>> No.18939514

Pandemic relief fund just hit my account. What do I go in on?

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>>18939457
holy shit, oh fuck.

>> No.18939527

>>18939512
While the entire market is running hilariously low volumes nonetheless.

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>>18939383
Dont tell me what to do

>> No.18939532

>>18939514
Depends, Long or Short?
What sector, Risk/Reward?

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>>18939514
insects

>> No.18939544

>>18939310
Yes because this method will make more people immune and will slow down the second round extremely compared to countries that goes all-out lockdown mode. They might have more deaths now, but just wait and you'll see which method was the best one

>> No.18939550

>>18939422
No the penny stock threads seem to hate this stock I always get attacked by the Schiller when I mention it

>> No.18939566

>>18939424
+$200 by 2022

>> No.18939587

>>18939413
I mean Im from Bavaria, people are rich, the gouvernment has a debt of 2k/citizen and the unemployment rose from 2% to 3%.
For us this is a big problem, but its okayish. Some people dont know how to pay rent, but you can skip payments and pay them later. Kindergarten is closed as well so it takes care of some women now having to stay at home and giving them something to do.

But then you have shitholes like Bremen, Berlin or NRW. People are poorer, unemployments high and I dont know how people manage their. It must be terrible.
Same for business owners. How are they going to pay rent in Berlin? How pay their workers in Cologne?

To people here it also seems like the federal gouvernment lost control. The guy deciding everything now is the prime minister of Bavaria and the state party thats been in charge for the last 60 years. Nobody, thankfully, cares what Merkel says anymore. Cant comment how it is elsewhere though.

>> No.18939611

>>18939532
Long. 2:1 odds in my favor.

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>>18939457
>MITT
Looking at this chart in log scale is pretty funny. It appears as a flat line followed by OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>> No.18939622

Kos is not so fun to gold right now

>> No.18939625

>>18937732
>have some otms for the end of july and this crab is killing me
>started the morning down big and had to trade my way back to a small loss
>portfolio up today
why even do this

>> No.18939636

>>18939566
>>18939424
not going to lie, tempted to go all in because i imagine the price will go up insanely once sports is back...

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>>18939621
You need more lines.

>> No.18939663

>>18939636
I want to buy a bunch of long term calls but I’m waiting until after we crash again

>> No.18939667

>>18939509
That's exactly what I am thinking about. Once we bottom economically and in the markets, I think it will be great time to go into an equal-weighted index-tracking ETF. We'll be at the start of the cycle, which should favor small cap growth over industry stalwarts. We saw this after the GFC, and I expect we will see something similar now, though it depends on the extent to which OSHA changes to accommodate workers will impact productivity, as we've already seen in China.

But not all small cap will be manufacturing, so it would depend on the prospectus/portfolio as to how impacted it would be. On top of that, once the panic dies down, people will cycle out of safe heavens and into riskier stocks in order to capitalize on the potential for higher returns. JPM had a podcast discussing this recently as well, though it wasn't very detailed.

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>>18939621
Now look up NRZ’s

>> No.18939678

>>18939587
Based Bavaria.
Were people panic shopping and over-buying everything?
How did all the refugees behave?
How about the 150k US ameriburgers you have stationed there?

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>>18939651
I remove my widgets for screencaps for a cleaner picture.

>> No.18939693

>>18938430
Lame-O.... really just O

>> No.18939699

>>18939671
little more bouncy on this one

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Heads up guys, I'm selling my puts tomorrow, so expect a massive dump after that.

>> No.18939726

>>18939636
>not going to lie
Why do people start sentences like that? Your basically saying that any statement you make without that preface is full of shit

>> No.18939730

Is this the new tech bubble?
Literally every tech stock is pumping high percentages everyday.
When will it pop?

>> No.18939732
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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.18939736

>>18939709
Don’t you do it faggot, I need my calls to make bank

>> No.18939743

>>18938282
best comment to console.

>> No.18939748

>>18939730
Tech stocks are digital gold

>> No.18939752

>>18939726
You autistic nigga

>> No.18939753
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>>18939611
Boring, Just buy something like BRK.B

>> No.18939761

>>18939730
It pops when corona scare ends.

>> No.18939768

>>18939621
>flat line followed by OH SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Yeah. I have had good luck on REITs, like 3X since March on some of them. The timing here was just bizarre.

>> No.18939783

>>18939753
That’s a man nigga

>> No.18939789

>>18939752
Its a dumb way to start a sentence

>> No.18939797
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You are entering ...

BEAR COUNTRY
E
A
R COUNTRY

>> No.18939800

>>18939789
You dumb nigga

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>>18939730

>> No.18939815

>>18939753
That's certainly a man

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>>18939797
I have been anticipating this for the past three days but snibby doesn't wanna let go.

>> No.18939820

>>18939797
Futures literally P U M P I N G nigga

BVLL
SVRGE
CANNOT BE STOPPED
SVRRENDER YOVR BEAR PVSSY TO ME
SVRGE

nigga

>> No.18939822

>>18939421
lmao.
It made a comeback as trnx and was shilled here 2 weeks ago.

>> No.18939831

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

>>18939818

>>18939818

>>18939818

>>18939818

>>18939818

>> No.18939847

>>18939800
>nigga
No wonder you defend brainlets

>> No.18939850

>>18939468
To be fair, snss didn't give a fuck about the market crash.

>> No.18939851
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>decided to invest a majority of my money in /biz/ meme stocks
>SNSS, RTX, and KOPN make up 50% of my portfolio
>mfw

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>>18939820
why dont you try this? go to trading view, click spy, click 1d view, and scroll back and tell me.

>> No.18939862

>>18938702
I bought a double edged safety razor (Viking: the godfather) and 200 blades over a year ago for $80.

I still have 150 blades left.

I love Gillette. Since they ran that retarded ad they have saved me over $300 in buying their razors.

>> No.18939873

>>18939851
You're gonna make it
Hold strong

>> No.18940064

>>18938333
Stop listening to /biz/ stupid bulls and bears memes. Never listen to 4Chan or reddit. Stop trading with your emotions. Stop fomoing into options and panic selling. Do your own research. Never listen to shills and fudders without doing your own research first. Everyone has an agenda behind their words, nowhere is safe.

After the MVIS fiasco today, there are still people shilling them at stocktwits. Literal sub 90 IQ. Just blindly believing stupid rumor after stupid rumor like fucking retarded cattle. Invoking god, cheerleading the stock to go up, etc. Meanwhile im going to wake up to a massive green dildo tomorrow from my hundreds of puts, cash out and never hear about this shitstain stock in my life again. People get too emotional. Too emotional and involved with companies and integrate them to their own system of beliefs. I just go emotionless trade after trade, looking just for the cash so i can one day die buried inside a thailandese hookers ass and a massive pile of cocaine. Dont fret over lost money, it’s just a jewish made up number anyways

>> No.18940093

>>18938231
Please just buy spy and don't look at it for 10 years. Better yet go to a financial advisor instead of on here. How can you allow yourself to be so retarded with so much money?

>> No.18940106

>>18939732
Mvis. It was obvious. Let this be a lesson.

I learned this in crypto the first time around. But then again I'm so fucking angry I didnt buy switch coin. Coins are just a hassle to buy and it's TRUE gambling.

>> No.18940514

>>18937814
You're a fucking dumbass. Read the news.

>> No.18940588

>>18939342
The moderators are kikes. They have niggers cussing every which way that don’t ever catch a ban but I get banned in 4 hours because I shitpost within the rules too hard and it scares the kike staff

>> No.18940681

>>18937937
why the fuck would NET expand into non neutral countries?

>> No.18940802

>>18938272
literally this
what kind of meme shit do you buy that you're forced into selling? all you had to fucking do is simple buy operations

>> No.18940827

>>18939587
>unemployment rose from 2% to 3%.
haha. technically we also have rich states and poor states but everyone is getting ass raped, no exception.