/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.18914270]

Eternal bull edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18912485

[Anonymous No.18914283]

I’m tired of losing money, bros. I’m just trying to make it. Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.18914287]

Fuck jannies.

[Anonymous No.18914301]

What earnings are happening tomorrow after close

[Anonymous No.18914300]

>>18914283
You are up against super algorithim computers and the most autistic and learned investors imaginable.
Its impossible to win in the stock market if you are a midwit

[Anonymous No.18914306]

what is smg sentiment today?
https://www.strawpoll.me/19967804

yesterday's poll results were majority bullish but only because they were bagholders

[Anonymous No.18914307]

Okay bros, time to confess.

Have you ever actually followed the advice of another anon on /biz/ and lost or gained a lot of money on a trade?

No judgment here. Only God can judge.

[Anonymous No.18914314]

DIE MOUSE DIE

[Anonymous No.18914315]

BULLBROS GOT TOO COCKY AND ARE GETTING BOGGED. ALL REPLIES TO THIS POST ARE COPE. SIMPLE AS.

[Anonymous No.18914329]

Whose ready for the great depression 2: free money boogaloo

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18914337]

LYFT

[Anonymous No.18914338]

its all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.18914346]

I wish I had the type of account balance where it made sense to go balls deep in corporate bonds in a couple months. I'm too poor for this.

[Anonymous No.18914347]

>>18914300
>You are up against

Sorry. Doesn't work that way.
It's literally you and the company you buy and that's it. Everything else, the millions of billions, is secondary.

[Anonymous No.18914362]

>>18914300
>this much cope

[Anonymous No.18914367]

>>18914283
What are you doing?
>>18914301
Wish to know also.

[Anonymous No.18914369]

>>18914346
what kind of balance would that be?

[Anonymous No.18914370]

>>18914300
Do those computers make money regularly?
Like what's the point of a human then

[Anonymous No.18914379]

>>18914307
this board is for pumping bullshit and bad stock tips.... did you not read the intro? BuY TAnKErs

[Anonymous No.18914388]

Of course I'm only investing in gold and sugar stocks right now, how did you know?

[Anonymous No.18914390]

>>18914346
>rich people get infinite free money
>poor people with jobs need to ride the mr. bones wild market
>even poorer people get free govement money
its fukkin rigged m8

[Anonymous No.18914403]

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

[Anonymous No.18914405]

>>18914315
BRRRRRRRRRRRE

The line only goes up, cant hear you over my machine sorry

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.18914406]

>>18914307
>>18914379
Fuck tabkers, buy RTX 10X soon

[X Æ A-12 No.18914418]

>>18914367
>giant cunny

Grimes has good taste.

[Anonymous No.18914425]

>>18914300
>>18914283
There is one single pervasive rule on the stock market:
"Stocks go up"

Betting on this single fact you can make some safe and good money mid and long term.
It wont be "millions in one week" but a few % a month.
Long term you are raking in money.

[Anonymous No.18914431]

>>18914367
Google earnings whisper calendar and post more succubi pleads

[Anonymous No.18914453]

Men prefer leveraged bitches with high IQs.

[Anonymous No.18914462]

I think UBER puts will pay off. LYFT earnings will be a rope-a-dope to suck in retards. Either that, or I’m the retard. Either way imma try it out

[Anonymous No.18914465]

>>18914425
>Stock goes through multiple reverse switch and eventually get the listing or company goes bankrupt
Just invest in Bear Stearns and Enron. Stonks only go up. XD

[Anonymous No.18914466]

>literally all the action is AH and PM
These fucking jews

[Anonymous No.18914475]

>>18914403
but you say that every day

[Anonymous No.18914482]

[Anonymous No.18914488]

>>18914466
retail investors are made to be slaughtered
just like in crypto

[X Æ A-12 No.18914500]

Man, I can’t even identify the old fags I used to chat with anymore. This place is a shitshow.

>MUH CLOWN MARKEYY
seriously faggots? Without even trying to figure out why people are buying PayPal, at a time when handling cash is looking like a health risk?

Without even trying to figure out why the (usually heavily shorted) fake meat company is rising during a meat shortage?

>>18914158
>>18914283
Options aren’t for retail investors, and they’re definitely not for beginners. Big money uses them for hedging and more complicated plays.

There’s no reason to put that much money on options, they’re gambles. Fun every now and then to play with, and you can make big money. But you can also lose everything you put in there and be left with nothing.

When you buy shares of a good company and they lose value, you’re still holding shares of a good company. Buy good shit when it goes on sale.

[Anonymous No.18914501]

>>18914306
just dump your bags

[Anonymous No.18914502]

>>18914307
Never a lot of money no, but I've thrown a few bucks into stuff shilled here a few times. Every time I lost a good chunk of what I put in.

[Anonymous No.18914506]

>>18914466
Let the retard babbies play their little morning game and then whale in to take all their money. I do suspect there is some sort of gentleman's agreement among the large institutions about when and how orders are placed.

[Anonymous No.18914509]

Is this priced in?

[Anonymous No.18914513]

>>18914307
HAHAHAA no
i'm an actual wealth manager any only come here to show my co workers how retarded day traders are

[Anonymous No.18914519]

I am calling on all of you polos. Please, keep buying airlines. Literally my last bags are JBLUE
PLEASE POLOS
Show us how alpha you are

[Anonymous No.18914521]

Sometimes I daydream about being an omnipotent vigilante who goes around distributing violent justice to evil people. I like to imagine myself as an unstoppable force that just purges all the greedy and the evil from this foul world with extreme and bloody prejudice. I would create a utopia for the kind and good before finally tearing myself apart in a final violent outburst. All completely in minecraft of course.

[Anonymous No.18914527]

>>18914501
Bearish no bags is the only non gambling choice

[Anonymous No.18914535]

>MRO earnings were dogshit
>divvy suspended
time to scoop up the cheapies

[Anonymous No.18914547]

>>18914513
>actual wealth manager
Do you have any clue who is giving shares to all the shorts in GME? It is mindboggling to me.

[Anonymous No.18914549]

>>18914300
>midwit
Go back to teddy spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.18914558]

>>18914521
Heinrich-chan, I ...

[Anonymous No.18914562]

>>18914500
>namefag complaining he can’t recognize other attention whores on an anonymous image board
Neck yourself and go back. You can recognize everyone there

[Anonymous No.18914575]

>>18914562
Based

[Anonymous No.18914578]

i lost $800 of my $1,200 total on SPY puts for today that i bought on monday. this jobs report was supposed to destroy the market what happened

[Anonymous No.18914585]

>>18914513
manage THIS

[Anonymous No.18914595]

>>18914509
Nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.18914600]

>>18914370

[Anonymous No.18914601]

>>18914578
priced in

[Anonymous No.18914603]

>>18914558
joe looks young there

[Anonymous No.18914606]

>>18914521
>I'm 12, get bullied a lot and have maladaptive daydreaming

[Anonymous No.18914609]

>>18914535
>cheapies

Y'all niggers said this at reg. oil stocks at $40 oil and then were subsequently raped off the map.

[Anonymous No.18914610]

>>18914465
Yes, do that. And diversify your investments.
In 20 years MSFT, AMZN, BRK and NVDA will be worth 5 to 10 times of what they are now. And the one investment in JPMorgan, INTC or F may have blown up in your face and you get a loss of 50%.

If you diversify and bet on the stocks going up you cant lose. Its been the case for the last 100 years at least.

[Anonymous No.18914619]

>>18914549

>>18914549
Says the cissy

[Anonymous No.18914622]

>>18914578
Market is a random number generator now.

[Anonymous No.18914634]

>>18914547
no
GME is a gutter stock on the level of SHLDQ, M or JCP

[Anonymous No.18914638]

>>18914466
There's a reason we're not far from an actual Holocaust happening, probably in the next ten years or so.

[Anonymous No.18914645]

>>18914610
>20 years

We're /smg/ here, talk about your 401(k) at the water cooler gramps. Only options allowed.

[Anonymous No.18914647]

>>18914578
The market has ignored every single job market indicator released so far, you're a fool for thinking that would change now

[Anonymous No.18914653]

>>18914595
no, this is a nothingburger
https://eu.freep.com/story/money/2020/05/05/wendys-out-burgers-some-menu-items-may-temporarily-limited/3083584001/

[Anonymous No.18914666]

>>18914619
No wonder you lose on stocks, you worship a grifter.

[Anonymous No.18914680]

>>18914653
Heh.

[Anonymous No.18914681]

>streamers now milking their viewers to join robinhood with their referral code
you know what this means, right?

[Anonymous No.18914690]

>>18914509
hmm

[Anonymous No.18914695]

>>18914270
Cute flippy wigglers
Also MRO bros

[Anonymous No.18914698]

>>18914681
no

[Anonymous No.18914700]

>>18914606
Honestly though. Imagine being 12 again but still knowing everything you know now. There's only gotta be a few people in the world that would pass that up. I would have done so much differently. Make me 12 again anon. Please....

[Anonymous No.18914704]

>>18914562
Huh. Forgot about that.
Just put it on yesterday to make fun of Elon and grimes baby name.

[Anonymous No.18914717]

I didn’t buy RGR.
I feel like a failure

[Anonymous No.18914718]

>>18914578
It's hard to part a Jew from his money. They'll stick like glue onto their securities until they themselves feel that the narrative can go on no longer. Then we're Great Depression mode.

I mean, why panic sell your stocks if you're able to hypnotize the goyim into believing that they're increasing in value using media nonsense? Once they sense that the media can't convince people that it's "just a dip", then we'll see the drop.

[Anonymous No.18914721]

I'm a newfag, if I buy a call option and dont find anyone to sell it to/dont sell it until strike date, and the price of the underlying is below the strike, do I actually have to sell a hundred shares of XY at 40? What if I dont have those 100 shares or cannot afford them? Or can I just let my option die and I lose the price of the option and thats it?

[Anonymous No.18914733]

>>18914306
>sentiment
Pic related.

>>18914307
Only if there's DD that I can follow up on and vet for myself, but never at face value, no. Economic or broader market discussions? Yeah, they're few and far between, but they're more interesting to engage in. Apart from that, this place is a hive mind for aggregating news stories that might be useful. It's like a retarded terminal with memes.

>>18914521
Are you Light, or Lelouch?

[Anonymous No.18914743]

>>18914578
didnt you hear actually going to work has no affect on the economy, the machines do everything now

[Anonymous No.18914754]

>>18914700
If I got to go back I’d buy $1,000 in bitcoin a decade ago. Then I’d set an alarm to come back into this exact /smg/ thread 10 years later and shit on all you poors

[Anonymous No.18914759]

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

[Anonymous No.18914766]

>>18914721
>I lose the price of the option and thats it?
Yes
If you BUY an option, your max risk is the premium paid for the contract

[Anonymous No.18914767]

>>18914645
>Only options allowed.
I hope so. Somebody needs to buy the overpriced crap I write after all

[Anonymous No.18914775]

>>18914721
It expires worthless and you lose your premium. That’s it.

[Anonymous No.18914776]

>>18914403
I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers and die of strawberry flavored AIDS you dumb fucking annoying retarded autistic faggot spam poster

[Anonymous No.18914783]

health tech industry stocks all beaming to the moon

[Anonymous No.18914784]

>>18914700
everybody knows you can't just become 12 again. that's impossible, the thought of it is ridiculous.
how about changing your gender instead?

[Anonymous No.18914787]

when do we hit bottom? im thinking the market will not price in the second wave of corona until after it starts. too much hopium. so bottom in november?

[Anonymous No.18914793]

>>18914766
>>18914775
Same if I buy a put option, I assume? Thanks.
So can normal people even sell (write?) options, or doesnt that make any sense for the average investor

[Anonymous No.18914797]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.18914806]

>>18914754
Stop bro. I can't take all this hypothetical regret.

[Anonymous No.18914814]

>>18914721
If you buy an option you buy a right. The worst thing that can happen is for the right to expire and become worthless.
Buying an option makes you liable for nothing. Max loss is your buying price.

You also usually sell an option instead of exercising it. Its more profitable and easier for the normal person.

[Anonymous No.18914816]

>>18914776
Please anon don't insult the quackposter please.
He's sympathizing with all of us who got buttfucked today

[Anonymous No.18914838]

>>18914793
Writing options carries more risk. If you write a call and it hits the strike, you owe somebody 100 shares of it. If you write a put and it hits the strike, you’re gonna buy someone’s bags

[Anonymous No.18914849]

>>18914793
Anyone can sell options if you have the stocks or cash to cover them
Its a hedge against unfavorable price movement
Technically you can sell naked options, but that's the fastest way to end up -$100k known to man

[Anonymous No.18914851]

Professor researching Covid-19 was killed in an apparent murder-suicide, officials say

[Anonymous No.18914865]

wtf is this MGNX shit mooning like 200%

[Anonymous No.18914867]

>>18914838
>and it hits the strike
Anon pls don't confuse the other anon. It's "whenever the buyer decides", strike has nothing to do with timing (beside in probability). It is the agreed upon contract price per share.

[Anonymous No.18914872]

>>18914851
priced in

[Anonymous No.18914874]

>>18914797
What?

[Anonymous No.18914884]

>>18914367
what is this from

[Anonymous No.18914890]

Thank fucking god paypal recovered

[Anonymous No.18914896]

>>18914797
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18914895]

>>18914793
>Same if I buy a put option, I assume?
Yes
>So can normal people even sell (write?) options,
Yes
>or doesnt that make any sense for the average investor
It makes sense IF you know what you are doing.
Google covered call, strange, spread, iron condor, cash covered put and "the wheel" if you want to learn more about basic strategies.

Selling options will make you a small, steady profit. You will not have explosions like +300% on one day but you make 1% or 2% every week.

[Anonymous No.18914899]

>>18914851
Suspicious but with everyone researching COVID19 right now it’s not that surprising. Not quite as odd as the German finance minister getting hit by a train.

[Anonymous No.18914907]

>>18914797
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18914908]

>>18914851
Professors don't research, so that's fake news. The article says 'on the verge of significant findings', which is also impossible (you are on the verge of having results, which can be a nothingburger or a useful finding, or you can be on the verge of trying a novel method, or you can be on the verge of publishing your findings, but you can't be on the verge of having findings). Fake news again.

[Anonymous No.18914916]

Futures are going to crab until 1AM at which point they'll shoot up to 1%. Despite this, Thursday the market will slowly crab down and end up only up .1%. Nobody wins.

[Anonymous No.18914917]

>>18914884
Anime tiddie brother yelp reviewers

[Anonymous No.18914922]

>>18914270
Buy nikola motors itll eat half of teslas dinner "VTIQ" s d ticket after merger china and europe is going hydrogen

[Anonymous No.18914927]

>>18914890
recovered is an understatement, shit is fucking pumping, maybe 140 open tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18914936]

>>18914578
I made 32k on SPY puts today, how did you fuck up so badly? It was only a 50% profit but still...

[Anonymous No.18914947]

Feels like there is zero buying pressure except for tech stocks

[Anonymous No.18914950]

>>18914838
>If you write a call and it hits the strike, you owe somebody 100 shares of it.
It will usually activate end of contract. I never had an option exercised before market close on friday.
Except for ex-dates and so on but these are special cases.

>>18914867
True, but its only a theoretical issue. Nobody will exercise a 65C when the price is 62. They could, sure, but they might as well just send me 300$ by wire.

[Anonymous No.18914952]

>>18914908
>Professors don't research, so that's fake news.
dumbass. stopped reading there. get off my board you underaged moron
>>18914916
this

[Anonymous No.18914963]

>>18914681
>casino offers free drinks

[Anonymous No.18914968]

>>18914922
>europe is going hydrogen
Hydrogen in cars is retarded. Its the future of air travel though according to my guys working with Airbus.

[Anonymous No.18914975]

>>18914936
what were your expiration dates and strikes?

[Anonymous No.18914992]

Looks like buying Paypal puts was a bad idea

Time to go back to index funds

[Anonymous No.18914996]

Honestly almost everything's just taking a big ol shit now and it'll be like this for the next few months. Best thing is to just turn your attention to other things and come back in august. Nothing to lose, unless your in some penny stock crap, so not checking your accounts won't kill you any.

[Anonymous No.18915000]

>>18914922
King crab had his fun with this one for quite some time, eh

[Anonymous No.18915006]

>>18914315
BVLL
SVRGE
YOV CANNOT STOP THE SVRGE
TOMORROW I WILL FEAST ON BEAR PVSSY

[Anonymous No.18915015]

>>18914968
Kek car in asia runs in lpg . Iv worked w hydrogen its just as safe as ur lipo bat in electric car

[Anonymous No.18915019]

>>18914992
lmao were you ecstatic for 10 minutes when it dived to 120

[Anonymous No.18915022]

>>18914307
I've followed RTX anon and due to my own desire to own an undervalued defense stock.

So far biting me in the ass. 40 shares at 60 avg down 70 bucks from my 2k in that stock.

Also followed Oilanon. He seemed to be partially right and wrong sold some of my oil positions for a light profit expecting it to re-crash by now and tried buying back in and got burnt.

Sitting on 1.5k in cash and only my RTX shares and a natural gas play recommend by a friend. It seems to be doing fine but am scared.

[Anonymous No.18915023]

Dump canceled by way of crab.

[Anonymous No.18915024]

>>18915006
BVLL SVRGE 300 EOD TOMORROW BVLLS SVRGE

[Anonymous No.18915053]

>>18914927
How the fuck is this shit possible? Amazon was placed in a similar situation last week (reaching ATH, estimated EPS missing due to increasing costs and decreasing operating income but revenue had beat estimations and grew 20% compared to previous year) and they shit the bed afterhours (-4%) and during the day (-7%).

[Anonymous No.18915063]

>>18915000
It was designed that way for reverse listing now they found a partner in nikola its a go

[Anonymous No.18915078]

>>18914700
Give me one month of knowing exactly what every stock on the market will do. I don't need years.

[Anonymous No.18915090]

>>18914950
>Nobody
Dividends my man.

[Anonymous No.18915109]

>>18914793
Normal people can write options. Say you have 100 shares of a stock at $100 and you are thinking to yourself, man if this thing hits 110 I am definitely going to sell it. You can write a call option at 110, if the stock goes up and the person who bought your call exercises it, you have sold your shares at 110 like you wanted to. If it doesn’t hit 110 and the call expires worthless you still get to collect the premium that was factored into your original option sell.

[Anonymous No.18915112]

>>18915023

[Anonymous No.18915113]

>>18914952
Go be 12 somewhere else, Timmy. This nu4chan sucks ass. Back in my days someone like Timmy over here who doesn't even know what a professor is or does wouldn't be so sure that redd!t would have his back with his scalding remarks. 2007 was a mistake, nothing after that was ever good. And the mods don't care, letting niggers like Timmy rule the boards.

[Anonymous No.18915120]

>>18915053
because of future outlooks

[Anonymous No.18915131]

Thanks lads, I feel like I'm understanding it a bit better now. Gonna stay away from it anyways, I think.

>>18915109
Its always at least a 100 shares though, right?
Do a lot of normal people write options? All the issuers I see are big banks.

[Anonymous No.18915133]

There's no delight more subtle and sublime than the morning and evening walk.

[Anonymous No.18915134]

>>18915015
>Kek car in asia runs in lpg
Ive driven in enough LPG cars in exchange for cigarettes to know that, m8

Its just that hydrogen in cars is way more complicated and logistics extensive apparently. With electric cars you can just connect it to the power network or have fast charge stations with small investments.
Hydrogen needs delivery, expensive tech, etc.

Hydrogen makes sense in bigger vehicles like planes or maybe ships (I dont know) but for cars electric is the future.

A hydrogen car is also easily 2/3 times the price of an electric car because of these reasons.

[Anonymous No.18915137]

>>18914609
if you bought oil in march you'd still be green

[Anonymous No.18915159]

I can't handle this volatility.

[Anonymous No.18915160]

DJIA futures is kill

[Anonymous No.18915169]

>>18915131
I honestly don’t know if you can get options at other share increments but I’m pretty sure that the majority of options are 100 shares a piece.

[Anonymous No.18915174]

>>18914952
do yourself a favore and just filter the retards as soon as they reveal themselves
/smg/ is much more tolerable that way and honestly why would you want to take stock advice from them anyways?

[Anonymous No.18915179]

>>18915090
If there is a 3$ dividend on a 62 dollar stock then good riddance.

But yeah, this is one of these cases. Your stock will get called away and your money is freed up again. Good for you actually.
If you dont have the stock the broker will purchase the stock, assign it immediately and you end up with 300 dollars in profit.

[Anonymous No.18915182]

>>18914872
kek

[Anonymous No.18915217]

>>18915159
The scary thing about this snibbyness is it feels like a pregnant pause before a violent move some kind of way. I have no idea which kinda way that's gonna be.

[Anonymous No.18915236]

Futures are just barely holding green. Time to make peace with your makers, bvllcvcks

[Anonymous No.18915257]

>>18915217
Don’t lie to yourself anon. We all know which way the next big move is gonna go.

[Anonymous No.18915262]

Whats the deal with these psychedelic companies I'm hearing about like MMEDF and SHRM? I opened a td ameritrade for this shit

[Anonymous No.18915268]

>>18915134
Its gone down by a lot most initial plan revolves around using compressed h2 in plug and play at 700B which has more energy density than battery in same volume. Fuel cell using cmprsd h2 is quite simple its when we start using solid and liquid fuel it starts getting complicated platinum use has been reduced to a minimum causing new fc to be magnitudes cheaper now

[Anonymous No.18915277]

>>18915236
Futures have been getting pumped around midnight, plus or minus an hour or so. No point waiting around. It's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.18915278]

>>18914535
Shit sucks, but they did say to let the market decide. Shit is going to sink now

[Anonymous No.18915292]

I'm so tired, /biz/. My stocks suck and my crypto sucks. They seem to be going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.18915295]

>>18914425
>>18914453
Fuck you glownigger bulls

[Anonymous No.18915296]

>>18915257
Well, if I go by what muh dice and jacks say on SPY, probability of direction is leaning very slightly towards the bobo side. If I go by the e-mini chart it's dead neutral. This is no-fly zone for me and it's why I sold all longs today before close.

[Anonymous No.18915326]

>>18915268
Do fuel cells still have shitty throttle response?

[Anonymous No.18915421]

> S&P futures green by .07%
> Heat up leftovers, eat, maybe a total of 10 minutes passed
> Futures red by .2%
Lol niice

[Anonymous No.18915440]

Futures are kill

[Anonymous No.18915451]

>>18915292
There is no point in investing for any real gains at the moment. Economy is clearly heading into a depression which is why people are pulling out of stocks.

[Anonymous No.18915485]

>>18914283
It's all rigged

[Anonymous No.18915487]

>>18915451
This quarter is the only quarter where the US will be willing to be shut down, so there’s a real case for thinking this is the bottom of the recession, and the fed and treasury will keep pumping cash until the crisis is “over”

So the “worst” could very well be behind us if you’re looking forward from now. Still this rebound was so fast I’m very suspicious, but so is every retail asshole.

[Anonymous No.18915495]

>>18915296
I think the initial shock might be wearing off and we see pic related for a while destroying option buyers left and right. If people get tired of the game and yank their money out I wouldn't blame them. At least bears always hibernate eventually.

[Anonymous No.18915517]

>>18915485
That facial expression turns me on so much. I would throatfuck that whore worse than HTZ's stock value

[Anonymous No.18915525]

>/smg/ is on 24/7
Love the GOG (Grand Old General)

[Anonymous No.18915534]

wow look at paypal go

[Anonymous No.18915542]

>>18914884
Ishuzoku Reviewers

[Anonymous No.18915548]

Another day, another loss

[Anonymous No.18915553]

>“There has certainly been some chartering abuse of rates, fixing voyages and then failing if rates fall,” said Giveans. “As a result, when we calculate the average TCE [time charter equivalent] for a quarter, we give a discount to headline brokers rates.”
Tanker status: super bullish, get in or weep.

[Anonymous No.18915557]

>>18915517
Pedo

[Anonymous No.18915590]

>>18915326
Not much different from lipo

[Anonymous No.18915604]

>>18914700
I honestly wouldn't. Being a kid fucking blows.
>no car
>can't buy what I want
>can't go where I want
>have to explain myself to people
What's the fucking point. Besides time traveling for money I guess.

[Anonymous No.18915611]

Lmao Mattel CEO is saying they’re making nurse and doctor action figures now

[Anonymous No.18915620]

>>18915553
>According to [DHT co-CEO] Munthe, “The first known revenue for our second quarter may have been booked in December or January; even though most of [the voyages’] performance was in the first quarter, they extended into the second quarter.

>“Right now, for example, we have at least three ships that are fixed on spot voyages that will not complete until way into July, into the third quarter.

[Anonymous No.18915626]

>>18914283
me too, everyday i lose

[Anonymous No.18915631]

>>18914610
i wonder if someone said that about GE 20 year ago

[Anonymous No.18915646]

>>18914754
Doing it completely wrong. You should ask your parents for a bunch of AMD GPUs and intel CPUs so you can mine bitcoins as soon as you can.

[Anonymous No.18915674]

>>18915611
Went from zogbot soldiers, to capeshit, now muh please clap nurses

[Anonymous No.18915702]

>>18914922
Hydrogen is truly a bitch of a gas. Seeps into everything, dodges gaskets like a terrier on crack, just hard to contain in every way imaginable. It's not a car fuel; the public can't be trusted to fill them without very pricy leaks being a common occurrence.

Planes might be a thing tho. You can make it without fossil fuels a little easier than traditional avgas.

[Anonymous No.18915726]

>>18915631
Probably. AMZN could implode.
Thats why you put money in a lot of stuff so you survive even big dumps like GE or F.

[Anonymous No.18915742]

paypalllllllllllllllll

[Anonymous No.18915753]

>>18915604
Absolutely worth it for the crazy amount of money you could make.

Also avoiding terrible life decisions.

[Anonymous No.18915767]

>>18915726
F to pay respects

[Anonymous No.18915795]

>>18915742
kys

[Anonymous No.18915821]

>>18912915
what does this remind you all of

[Anonymous No.18915826]

>>18915795
should have loaded up on calls when you had the chance anon..

[Anonymous No.18915860]

>>18915821
Pet rock™.

[Anonymous No.18915866]

>>18915821
Nah, the pump is done and over with. There won’t be a run up to the call, just a dump by the last remaining holdouts

[Anonymous No.18915871]

>>18915821
Sounds like a shitcoin or link.

[Anonymous No.18915886]

>>18915753
>Also avoiding terrible life decisions
Meaningful relationships tend to happen unintentionally or through a series of events that only have the possibility of occurring after you make certain decisions. Changing your past means losing all of those people. I would never go back.

Of course, if you don't have any people outside of your parental nuclear unit, by all means timetravel and fuck things up for alt-everyone else

[Anonymous No.18915893]

>>18914307
Well, I could have made a lot of money on both UAVS and MVIS if I'd actually sold when I was at a profit. Instead I held too long, got greedy, and in the case of UAVS, took a huge loss. So, my conclusion is that /biz/ is great for finding meme stocks to play around with, but you need to be wise and disciplined about it. Cut your losses early, take profits, don't become a bagholder.

I've honestly seen a pattern here. Stock gets mentioned a few times early, smart money goes in, then it moons, then the desperate money follows, smart money sells off as they see that happening, stock plummets, bagholders are left seething. Following the MVIS and UAVS madness over the last few days you can clearly see a pattern just over the course of the /biz/ threads. Once a meme stock has its own general, it's time to pull out.

[Anonymous No.18915898]

>>18915702
I thought I read somewhere their market is more of an industrial vehicle market anyway. High horsepower machines.

[Anonymous No.18915904]

>>18914283
Remember: it is time on the market, not timing the market. Just buy an index like DJ when it hits 5K and hold for 20 years. Or QQQ.

[Anonymous No.18915952]

So once covid over is money going to move away from tech stocks to other stocks or are tech stocks gonna be expensive forever

[Anonymous No.18915966]

Want to buy my first stock for 200$ on robinhood

Any recommendations? I'll sell once I make 50$.

My goal is to turn 200 to 500 potentially

[Anonymous No.18915987]

>>18915966
>stock
Ain't gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18915992]

>>18915886
Interesting that you went to relationships. That's not what I would change; honestly hadn't occurred to me. I meant things like choosing different courses in college, shifting where my effort went etc.

I regret none of my relationships. Just some of the things I've done within them.

[Anonymous No.18915999]

>>18915952
>No king rules forever, my son.
That bubble will burst. Give it time.

[Anonymous No.18916001]

>>18915966
Buy two shares of DE.

[Anonymous No.18916003]

>>18915987
Can you shut the fuck up.
Damn I would kill your ass behind the screen

[Anonymous No.18916008]

>>18915966
TANKERS

[Anonymous No.18916013]

>>18915611
the nurses are male and the doctors are female

[Anonymous No.18916014]

>>18915966
I wouldn't just throw my stock into anything because someone on a Mongolian basket weaving forum told you to.

[Anonymous No.18916015]

>>18916003
You think that wasn't legitimate advice but it was.

[Anonymous No.18916030]

>>18916015
I'll invest in crypto in my free time buddy. I'm tired of fags shilling their fake crypto with fake partnerships

> assuming you implied crypto instead of stocks and not quitting stocks in general

[Anonymous No.18916031]

>>18915893
This here is the truth and the light. Bail when you're up 2x and the first sign of trouble comes, not later. Buy it again at a low if you really like it. Don't be a doofus, basically.

[Anonymous No.18916035]

>>18916013
They better be black too or I’ll be pissed

[Anonymous No.18916037]

>>18915966
I lost $42,000 in 2008

[Anonymous No.18916057]

>>18914370
Now you get it. Most of those systems are using strategies too advanced for humans. You can't do statistical arbitrage like a supercomputer can anon.

[Anonymous No.18916058]

>>18915898
That would make a lot more sense. I haven't been paying attention because unusual lithium chemistry is the future for automotive. Heard of the lithium-doped glass battery?

[Anonymous No.18916060]

>>18916037
Okay I'll just sell my 40$ of stocks and quit. I had a share of fitbit, MRO, and liberty oil

[Anonymous No.18916063]

>>18916001
DE, MNST, and F. *sips* Now THATS what I call a portfolio.

[Anonymous No.18916066]

>>18916030
Shut the fuck up little poorfag.

[Anonymous No.18916068]

>>18915966
Learn how to invest before you throw your money away.

[Anonymous No.18916084]

>>18916030
you're forgetting the ultimate chad investment - bonds

[Anonymous No.18916086]

>>18916068
Nah I'm good - I'll just put money on the big safe tech companies and sell when I get half profit

[Anonymous No.18916087]

>>18915553
>>18915620
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.18916089]

>>18914370
Because 90% of the stock market isn't about trading it's about portfolio management which computers still can't do better than humans.

[Anonymous No.18916110]

>>18916063
Shit, never knew Monster was public. Gonna have to pick me up some shares before earnings tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18916125]

>>18915742
>>18915795
>>18915826
>PayPal says May 1 was largest transaction day in its history, but first-quarter results fall short
That should ring alarm bells. Everyone is pulling out every penny from Paypal.

[Anonymous No.18916128]

>>18916031
Yup. Easier said than done though. Greed is a powerful motivator.

[Anonymous No.18916139]

Alright here's what I'm doing.

I'm going to buy four shares of Monster as my first stock.

Based?

[Anonymous No.18916140]

>>18916058
Yes, but solid dielectrics (what you're referring to as glass) are in the R&D stage. The promise is there, due to their available surface area and their methods of fabrication being common-place in the semiconductor industry. They also avoid some of the hazardous pitfalls of Li-based batteries, but it's quite far-looking technology. There are a few universities in Japan that are working on Na-based batteries that are more likely to hit markets before the glass-based (solid dielectric) technology does.

[Anonymous No.18916146]

>>18915966
>>18916014
I wouldn't not buy a stock because someone on a Mongolian basket weaving forum told you not to.

[Anonymous No.18916155]

>>18915966
TMDX
wait 4 years
sell for 10x

[Anonymous No.18916156]

>>18915966
market open, this guy right fuckin here

[Anonymous No.18916163]

>>18916146
No I did a bit of research and monster is one of the best profiting stocks of all time. I feel safe investing in Monster

The question is do I sell my shit stocks (1 share fitbit, MRO, libtery oil?)

[Anonymous No.18916174]

Bought 3 5/08 puts on Lyft, sold one for modest gains, now the other 2 are worthless since stock has jumped 16% after hours following an unexpected gain in earnings.
Am I totally fucked or can I sell these puts for a 95% loss?

[Anonymous No.18916176]

>>18915821
God I’m so excited for you guys. I’ll just say this we’re all going to have a VERY Merry Christmas. ;)

[Anonymous No.18916188]

>>18916139
Based.

[Anonymous No.18916190]

>>18916156
I'm confused. Sorry I don't know the vocab of this community yet. What did that guy do friend?

[Anonymous No.18916194]

thoughts on cruise line? any chance NCLH gonig bankrupt before carnival? might put my whole portfolio and look away for a month

[Anonymous No.18916210]

okay paypal needs to relax, save it for premarket and open instead of blowing it all after hours

[Anonymous No.18916215]

>>18916013
AHAHAHAHAHHA and the female doctors are overweight with short hair and the male nurses are effeminate skinny lankets with a scraggly beard

[Anonymous No.18916216]

>>18915966
10 shares DAL

[Anonymous No.18916223]

>>18916174
>jumped 16%
try a modest 100% loss

[Anonymous No.18916230]

>>18916086
Well, I guess you chose life's hardest teacher. Good luck

[Anonymous No.18916235]

>>18916216
what is the polo meme

[Anonymous No.18916252]

I just bought four shares of monster energy thanks anon! My first stocks!!!!

[Anonymous No.18916253]

>>18916215
Nah they gonna b asians

[Anonymous No.18916257]

>>18916235
some guy was very proud of owning a pile of ralph lauren polos and thinks he's rich for it

[Anonymous No.18916267]

>>18915966
>the absolute state of robinhood
You should take that $200 and use it to better yourself instead. Come back when you have $10,000 and not a shit-eating millennial robinhood attitude hanging over you.

[Anonymous No.18916278]

>>18916223
Shoulda pulled out earlier I suppose!

[Anonymous No.18916304]

>>18916194
>company said in an SEC filing that there was "substantial doubt" about its ability to continue operating as it faces a liquidity crunch
NCLH is 100% gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.18916332]

>>18916257
Only the polos can save me from my JBLU bags

[Anonymous No.18916334]

>>18916210
Fuck that, pump that shit. I will make bank tomorrow if it continues

[Anonymous No.18916354]

>>18916174
Another good move I had recently was to buy Beyond Meat at around $105, sell it after it drops to $90, and then frown when it rose 26% today

[Anonymous No.18916355]

>>18916030
Options nigger options. If you're playing with baby money like $200, go with high risk investments and that usually means options, or futures with high leverage. If you're putting your saving into something, go with stocks/ETFs.

[Anonymous No.18916378]

>>18916190
buying stocks is for Boomers. Big Swangin' Dick Chads buy options

your $200 stock goes up 20%, whoa cool you make $40. But if you are Big PP and put that $200 into an option on a $20 stock and that stock moves up 20%, you just made $400

kicker is if you buy a stock and it goes down, you'll at least have whatever remains of the stock but if you fuck up an option, that money is GONE, bye bye

but we don't care about 100% losses, we're freaks

[Anonymous No.18916384]

>>18915904
nope I’ll accumulate SQQQ

[Anonymous No.18916408]

>>18916156
You kikes are so worried it’s hilarious

[Anonymous No.18916439]

>>18916086
Enjoy losing money

[Anonymous No.18916442]

>>18915966
Options on earnings
500% gain or 100% loss
Stocks are for fags or people who dont have the balls for suicide.

[Anonymous No.18916455]

>>18916087
It means the outstanding earnings so far are just the tip of the iceberg and the real corona-induced earnings (e.g. 66% spot rate at 110k+ USD average) will come out in the Q3 reports and after. DHT and STNG completely destroyed earning records and that's off of ancient deals, while they both confirmed ridiculous higher numbers. Numbers which aren't even as high as they really are because they discount the values reported to account for asshole tradeniggers who get a deal and then bail without paying when e.g. they fail to get the oil at the price they wanted, when spot rate goes down, or whatever. Now, given that oil went negative, there was no reason for traders to bail, so guidance is greatly underestimating actual Q2, Q3 and Q4 results. Combined with all the other insane reported metrics and the institutional ownership ratio as well as option volume, they're as close to a sure thing as you're going to get this year (next year the sure thing becomes oil).

[Anonymous No.18916460]

>>18916235
Rothschilds bow to Polo owners.

In contact with aliens.

Possess psychic-like abilities.

Control the skies with an iron but fair fist.

Own sports memorabilia & banks globally.

Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (DALingrad will be be the first city).

Direct descendants of the ancient KC Royals blood lines.

Can save entire sectors with a single phone call.

Own 99% of airlines on Earth.

First designer babies will in all likelihood be Airborne babies.

Polo owners said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51.

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of iron angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them.

The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Wright brothers arriving on planet Earth.

They own Aerodymanic R&D labs around the world.

You likely have Polobots inside you right now.

[Anonymous No.18916472]

>>18916460
lmao

[Anonymous No.18916474]

>>18916140
Silly me using layman's terms on /biz/ expecting people not to know what I'm talking about.

I've only seen scant info on the Na-only tech. Do you have any good links?

[Anonymous No.18916479]

lotta bagholders in here, what are you waiting for

[Anonymous No.18916497]

>>18916479
For green

[Anonymous No.18916503]

>>18916378
But I read that instead of buying puts you can write calls. And you don't even need to own the underlying as long as your broker allows that kind of trades.

[Anonymous No.18916522]

>>18916503
>And you don't even need to own the underlying as long as your broker allows that kind of trades.
That's when you get fucked by people exercising the options you write. Ask Nick Leeson.

[Anonymous No.18916535]

>>18916497
got some bad news for you pal...

[Anonymous No.18916537]

>>18916479
more money
you don't make money sitting on cash

[Anonymous No.18916538]

You guys know who to blame, right?
Poor "people". The good guys just hold through hard times, but the poor sells out at lower prices to sustain their drug addiction or something.
Ban anyone who makes less than $150k a year from the market.

[Anonymous No.18916557]

>>18916479
BIG. RED. DILDOS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18916564]

>>18916535
w-what, Market-sama? You can't get it up anymore?

[Anonymous No.18916589]

Summoning the Tupperware anon(s), are you here?

[Anonymous No.18916610]

>>18916460
ayy lmao

>>18916474
>layman's terms
Anon, please. If they knew what things meant, then they wouldn't give us funding. We can't have that. More seriously, here's something of a presser for one of the lead researchers behind the technology. You can use it as a starting point. http://archive.is/JGhWX

[Anonymous No.18916616]

>>18916479
Just hoping things turn around

[Anonymous No.18916631]

>>18916503
you give up all control of "getting out" when you write calls. you can also lose your ass.

I prefer knowing what I'm risking opposed to what i have to gain rather than vice versa

[Anonymous No.18916642]

Never mind guys,

I just bought my first stocks

4 shares of monster

Based? I'm doing it to just learn and ill buy much more eventually and branch out to crypto

[Anonymous No.18916652]

>>18914700
Honesty I wish I was 20 again. Just starting out on my own so less bill sucking things. Be able to open a brokerage account and dump a nice pile on Amazon (in 2003) instead of blowing my money on a built gaming computer and console games. Hell I blew prob about 2 grand to build a gaming computer in 2004/5. Now that same computer is boxed up in my basement. Still works but just not used anymore.

[Anonymous No.18916654]

>>18916642
lmao

[Anonymous No.18916664]

> Never mind guys,

>I just bought my first stocks

>4 shares of monster

>Based? I'm doing it to just learn and ill buy much more eventually and branch out to crypto

[Anonymous No.18916682]

>anon isn't all-in on equity right now
how cute

[Anonymous No.18916688]

>>18916176

[Anonymous No.18916694]

>>18916642
>Based?
huh? based on what?

[Anonymous No.18916700]

> Never mind guys,

>I just bought my first stocks

>4 shares of monster

>Based? I'm doing it to just learn and ill buy much more eventually and branch out to crypto

[Anonymous No.18916707]

Imagine being a bull right now. Even if we gapped up to 299.9 tomorrow, we would still end up gently and passionately kissing 220 again before we ever breach 300.

[Anonymous No.18916708]

> Never mind guys,

>I just bought my first stocks

>4 shares of monster

>Based? I'm doing it to just learn and ill buy much more eventually and branch out to crypto

[Anonymous No.18916709]

Is DHT a buy right now? It's dropped $2 the last week and RSI on 3 month interval is showing massively underbought around 0-5. Also higher highs and higher lows each peak/dip since beginning of march.

[Anonymous No.18916713]

>>18916652
>>18914700
Hmm re-living the ups and downs again?
Well life has some positive aspects to it. But it is also a lot of suffering. So long term they pretty much cancel each other out so statistically there is no difference between being dead and alive.

[Anonymous No.18916714]

>>18916479
bought calls on gild today in anticipation of remd working

[Anonymous No.18916715]

can these retarded states that are bankrupt just open up already they arent getting anymore fucking money to continue this ponzi scheme

[Anonymous No.18916721]

>>18916682
how did your equity perform today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4eKDgZYIA

[Anonymous No.18916723]

I sold but it's not crashing

[Anonymous No.18916728]

>>18916688
Zoom in

[Anonymous No.18916737]

thoughts on stacking TSN during the covid dip?

[Anonymous No.18916757]

>>18916721
It's only a matter of time until they moon. (((They)))'ve found a cure already.

[Anonymous No.18916760]

>sitting on the side lines for N years
>suddenly going all in and trying to make up for N years of missed opportunities by taking N times more risk
Why do so many people do that?

[Anonymous No.18916775]

What's with these closing hour crashes, did fed run out of money or something?

[Anonymous No.18916780]

>>18916760

you can't use the same variable for different things

[Anonymous No.18916796]

>>18916714
Way to be early
>>18916757
>he thinks that Israeli company is any different from MRNA or Inovio or Pfizer or every other company that has a candidate for vaccine
This is why you’ll always have the mind of a goy. What would you do if you had a pharmaceutical company?

[Anonymous No.18916802]

>What's with these closing hour crashes, did fed run out of money or something?

[Anonymous No.18916820]

>>18914527
What your choice tells about you
>Bearish with bags = too bad lololol
>Bullish with bags = delusional fool
>Bearish without bags = the rational man, listens to evidence, makes decisions based on logic
>Bullish without bags = mentally retarded

[Anonymous No.18916822]

>>18914462
I don’t dare to touch these Silicon Valley stocks. Didn’t you see Lyft up 17% just 5 minutes after market close? Tell me this is not manipulation

[Anonymous No.18916831]

>>18916156
If SQQQ only goes down longterm because of rebalancing, aren't long term puts in leverged inverse ETFs basically free money?

[Anonymous No.18916839]

>>18916780
Well thats just to emphasize the relationship, proportionality if you will: the longer you wait the more risk you are willing to take.

[Anonymous No.18916857]

>>18915826
Fuck you jew

[Anonymous No.18916859]

>>18916831
only if your timing is right and market keeps moving up 1-3% per day

[Anonymous No.18916860]

>Bloomberg: Stonks are for big bois stick to ETFs you poor
You here that /smg/? You're never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.18916865]

>>18916822
Yeah but Uber jumped up 7% only because of their competitor’s earnings. I think it would be fitting that they crash on their own earnings

[Anonymous No.18916880]

>>18916860
Tell bloomberg to eat my dick. I'm levered tf up.

[Anonymous No.18916884]

>TVIX up to 208
why
fucking retard ass shit market

[Anonymous No.18916901]

>>18916860
article source?

[Anonymous No.18916908]

The reaping will begin soon.

>>18916860
What pretentious faggots.

>>18916831
There are a lot of variables to consider which make that generally a bad idea. An argument could be made for very long term puts on major indices as a hedge to your long positions though.

[Anonymous No.18916922]

>>18916860

They're not wrong. Takes more work than 95% of swing traders think to actually locate and analyze a trade properly. The market is built upon the backs of the impatient.

[Anonymous No.18916936]

>>18916884
It did the same movement as SQQQ, SDOW, and SDS. Seems like you are the retard

[Anonymous No.18916939]

Guys is MGNX going up or tomorrow?
Do I sell my 40 shares or do I hold my bags?
3/4 and make a good profit and hold?

[Anonymous No.18916940]

>>18916901
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-04-24/why-you-re-not-one-of-the-world-s-great-investors?sref=2o0rZsF1

[Anonymous No.18916947]

>>18916860
The fucking head of the CME said a few weeks ago his market was not for 'normal' people.

[Anonymous No.18916950]

PYPL is going to absolutely TANK at market open

[Anonymous No.18916952]

>>18916940
Gas the kikes

[Anonymous No.18916962]

We’re gonna gap up, bull bros unite

[Anonymous No.18916971]

>>18914307
I lost my money on my own

[Anonymous No.18916990]

>>18916796
If they use their usual tricks on this one, the world would declare war on those interlopers. Once there's a safe vaccine, which shouldn't be more than a few months away, they'll sell it to everyone at a reasonable price.

[Anonymous No.18917033]

>>18916990
>Once there's a safe vaccine, which shouldn't be more than a few months away
What?
I was going to address your fear of Jews and exemption for the chinese, but this is way more important.

What the hell makes you think there will be a vaccine ready for market in a few short months?

[Anonymous No.18917046]

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[Anonymous No.18917058]

pedos thread fuck off

[Anonymous No.18917092]

real threads
>>18917079

[Anonymous No.18917095]

>>18917033

[Anonymous No.18917118]

>>18917092
seethe

[Anonymous No.18917129]

>>18917095
Yeah I don’t care about what Israel does or what the west defines as acceptable sexual activity you catamite.

Enjoy being cucked by slave morality. Most of your ancestors were parents by age 14.

[Anonymous No.18917197]

>>18917129
you are a fucking pedo that's what you are m8 leave us alone

[Anonymous No.18917790]

[Anonymous No.18917857]

[Anonymous No.18918154]

>>18916939
>MGNX
Sell idiot

> 200% increase

dont be fucking greedy

[Anonymous No.18918265]

>>18918154
Ok I was listening to retards and have decided to sell first thing in the morning.