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AMERICANS no longer need to work in this world. AMERICANS can just sit at home, collect a check, and spend it on doordash and porn. And nothing bad will ever happen, because we are AMERICANS. The AMERICAN federal reserve has our backs and will print as much money as needed to fuel our lifestyles and protect the AMERICAN DREAM. The rest of the world can suck our massive dollar milkshake debt dick and go fuck themselves lol!

>> No.18914119

>>18913835
Livin the dream over here. Im making 3,360$ a month, plus trumpbux. Why go back to work?

>> No.18914232

>>18914119
$3360 in unemployment? And trumpbux on top of that? wtf I love America now

>> No.18914263

>>18914119
how you fucking crinkle cunt

>> No.18914422

>>18914119
How long do you think that will last though? Unemployment doesn't just last forever especially if you don't actively go job hunting and prove it to an agent. And trumpbux so far is just a one and done

>> No.18914794

>>18914422
>Doesn't last forever
That's what disability is for.

>> No.18914803

>>18914263
240$ per week from state, 600 per week from federal cares act. Im fuckin ballin!

>> No.18914820

>>18914422
Trump is about to shell out another motha fuckin 2,000$ check, nigga, im set for life.

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>>18913835
This would never happen you need an excuse to earn money, gold, coins, whatever. Because all the system is manipulated by (((them))) also how can you profit for nothing? Do you want to say goodbye to entertainment, production, etc?

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>>18915008
All the other countries in the world can produce the shit for us LOL

Okay we'll take some of the fun stuff like making some movies and TV shows

But yeah the rest of it you fucking yuropoors, chinks, and poos can do kek. Ain't a GOD DAMN thing you can do about it either, the United States Dollar is the world's reserve currency and all you fags need it or you'll collapse lmfao!

>> No.18915154

I quit my 80k job in early feb because they wouldnt let me work from home due to cv, then got a 100k job a month and half later, then filed for unemployment retroactively and collected a few gs from that.

then for the last 2 months i have done fuck all and collected fat, fat, super fat 100k paychexx.

unfortunately I still have to pay rent because the 2 girls who i live with, and have sex with, are poor, but then their unemployment started kickin in and NOW THEY PAY THEIR SHARE

Were all gonna make it usa bros.

>> No.18915222

>>18915154
What do you do? Also, how old are your roomies.

>> No.18915303

>>18915222
It's his Mom and Grandma, go figure

>> No.18915491

>>18915101
baste

>> No.18915522

more stimulus checks inc according to recent interviews with house/senate people will expect UBI soon

>> No.18915561

>>18914820
Everyone needs to take that $2000 and buy MVIS.

Boom. 2000 becomes 50k

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>>18913835
Surely this is bait. America works the same way as your parents bank accounts. if everyone doesn't work there is only borrow money or print money. Currently you're doing both. Look up 'tax base' and then look up Zimbabwe. You faggits need to start paying me NEETBUX. NA education is not a myth it's real. Real bad.

>> No.18915660

>>18914820
sauce that sir

>> No.18915994

>>18915596
Was Zimbabwe a global power?
Was Zimbabwe's dollar the global reserve currency?
Was Zimbabwe important to the world in any fucking way at all?

Of course not. Invalid comparison

>> No.18916043

>>18915596
Look up the dollar milkshake theory.

>> No.18916090

They haven't even passed a second stimulus package. What is this nonsensical thread. Morons.

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18916101

feeling depressed bros... i may need to start collecting a disability check for it

>> No.18916266

>>18916090
It's coming. $2k a month. And that's with a fucking "Republican" in charge. Imagine if the Dems win lol

>> No.18916315

>>18916266
>2k a month
What are you talking about? This didn't pass. It's not gonna.

>> No.18916331

>>18915561
Nobody is going to buy your bags because you were retarded enough to invest in penny stock pump and dumps.

>> No.18916386

>>18915101
hnnmgh Jesus Christ
I'll watch your kids this weekend bruh..

>> No.18916389

Am I the only person that reads a post and think how the fuck are people this lucky. Then I go back to my horrible life.

>> No.18916436

>>18916101
Is that shit even possible? I'm interested in scammin' if so.

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>>18913835
>doordash and porn
I'm already doing that except I don't pay for porn.
Wagies are really the ones hurting right now

>> No.18916570

>ordered from Doordash
All your "income" is going to kikes. Did you even look at the fees?

>> No.18916579

>>18916090
They passed a third one last week, dummy, to replenish the PPE fund.

There will probably one more round of legislation, but $2k a month won't be in it. That trial balloon was floated last month and universally rejected. Stop responding to obvious troll threads, morons.

>> No.18916592

>>18915154
None of this happened.

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>>18916315
not 2k, new set of stimulus checks are probably going to go out though esp once hillary takes over bidens "bowing out" of race due to health related reasons

>> No.18917032

>>18916929
Hilary will not take over anything. If she were going to run, she wouldn't have endorsed Biden last week. Biden is the candidate. Pelosi got all cunty and told everyone the sexual harassment case is "done, over with and I'm not answering any more questions" just because Creepy Joe read "I didn't do nuffin!" off cue cards.
They're running Biden. There will most likely not be more personal stimulus checks. And the election is going to be a landslide for Trump that will blow Reagan's out of the water.

>> No.18917087

>>18916570

>too lazy to cook
>use my capital to make a food slave show up to my door with a premade meal

This is the based biz life anon

>> No.18917212

>>18916592
I have definitely done that, I was dating one and the other was a stripper though kek.

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>>18916929
>Hillary again

>> No.18917248

>>18917212
Nope, didn't happen.

>> No.18917346

>>18915596
you cant print money to your bank account and there were no counteracing inflationary forces on the zimbabwe dollar; there is a demand side to currency valuation too brainlet.

In a crisis the US dollar tries to deflate, as it is the generally recognized global reserve currency and cash is seen as the safest option at the start of crisises

>> No.18917418

>>18913835
I was getting $1210 after taxes on UI then my work decided to get PPP now I’m getting paid less and I’m doing manual labor. It’s actually not that bad because I basically just do my own hours which are 10-3 M-Th but I’m getting full salary. Going to see it because I’m not getting OT I can still get that federal $600

PS because the company got PPP it’s free money to them so they’re basically getting free labor out of everyone.
Manual labor also isn’t part of my job description so I might fuck around and sue them down the road just out of spite

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>>18917418
Based, you white? Whites should never have to do manual labor, sue those assholes.

If you're not white then disregard the previous comment and keep schlepping around my Amazon boxes fucking scum LOL

>> No.18917539

>>18916436
I was on disability for depression for 8 years

>> No.18917615

>>18917472
Yes, I’m White and I don’t work for Scamazon. I work in mid level managment a restaurant group and we aren’t even open for business. PPP is free money to the biz owner so long as they put 75% of it to payroll. So they hired back all the spics because “they couldn’t get UI” which is bullshit because they all get checks from payroll and they all pay taxes. It’s all just a scam to use us for what is effectively free labor.
This feels like I’m getting scammed. I’m legit taking a pay cut right now to go do odd jobs like demo and paint. It’s actually better than staying at home it’s just a matter of principal

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>>18917539
>disability for depression
FUCKING KEK

I love America

>> No.18918192

>>18917539
How do you even get that?
>go to doctor
>doctor am so sad all the time i think i kill myself maybe
>no don't do that you are a very sick anon your are disable
>fat stacks + no work?

>> No.18918462

>>18918192
Pretty much. In California especially it's so goddamn easy

>> No.18918492

>>18913835
>collect a check, and spend it on doordash and porn
>spend money on porn
This ain't the 1990's grandpa

>> No.18918521 [DELETED] 

>>18913835
>USA prints money for everyone
>US dollar only gets stronger
>rest of the world works so Americans don't have to
americans are chads

>> No.18918865

>>18918521
But SERIOUSLY how much longer could this charade possibly continue?? Rest of the world is just gonna kneel there without pads for decades?

>> No.18919094

>>18918865
>But SERIOUSLY how much longer could this charade possibly continue
Until foreign countries pay off all their debt to America. Which wont ever happen.

>> No.18919095

>>18917032
You really had it there till the last totally delusional sentence that’s clearly not based in reality at all