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>> No.18891610

fucking china

>> No.18891627

So is lockdown like putting the economy on pause? What happens during start up?

>> No.18891654

My wife was killed by a drunk driver. I was already drinking a bit to much and this sent me right over the edge to full blown alcoholic. My sister in law comes over to check on me.im completely falling down drunk. The way she looks and smells reminds me so much of my wife. I pull to me and start to kiss her and feel her up. She tells me no but she doesn’t try to physically stop me. We move to the floor and I hiked her dress up and pulled her panties down. She was still telling me to stop but I just didn’t want to. After I got inside her and started pumping she stopped talking. She was running her hands over my body occasionally as well. When I came in her I nutted so hard she was leaking before I even pulled my dick out. I laid on top of her exhausted and she ran her finger through my hair and told me it was ok. She helped me get to my bed and I passed out. When I woke up she was still there. She said she understood what happened was an expression of grief but it couldn’t happen again. She said she knows I’m a good person but I have a bad drinking problem I needed to fix. I apologized a lot and I’m ashamed to admit I cried while doing it. She hugged me and told me not to worry to much about it but she had to go home now. I’m pretty sure she told her husband. Every time I’ve seen them after he does nothing but stare at me angrily.

>> No.18891659

Jesus the economy can't be doing that bad if I still have multiple fucking recruiters bugging me on linkedin every day and calling me about a job they're trying to fill.

>> No.18891680

>>18891659
sucking dick isn't a good career

>> No.18891682

Use the other one first, cunnybros

>> No.18891722

>>18891680
>never ending supply of work
Stay poor, faggot.

>> No.18891731

>>18891627
No lockdown is not like putting the economy on pause. Businesses and corporations are forced to burn through their cash reserves, lay people off, and look forward to reduce sales and revenues. People are total dumbasseses for not seeing this coming.


>>18891659
You are probably an essential worker. Over 20 million are already unemployed in the US.

>> No.18891744

>>18891627
We find that the battery's gone dead; call Daddy Powell for a jump; then hope that Fed still has some juice in their setup;

>> No.18891757

>>18891659
Same. MY question is - when the fuck would they even plan on interviewing me? Why give me an offer if we can't meet in person? Unless it's a remote position, you're kinda wasting time. But I guess even recruiters have to "Work from home" and they literally have fuckall to do for their jobs so just sending a few emails to tell their boss they did something is probably all they're doing.

>> No.18891793

>>18891757
>>18891659
Also because recruiters are scum who get paid on commission to get people hired. They are part of the excess middle men in the economy that need to die.

>> No.18891821
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>BA at 126.20

>> No.18891856

>>18891731
>You are probably an essential worker. Over 20 million are already unemployed in the US.
Fuck poorfags. I'm tired of spics.
Company's just working remote now.

>>18891757
One recruiter told me they're doing virtual interviews. No idea what the full hiring process would be like past that though.

I'm kind of wondering if this is an opportunity to find a higher paying west coast job.

>>18891793
Hey mate, a recruiter got me a new job with a 20k raise just a few months ago. They can be alright. Definitely lying salesmen though. You're correct there.

>> No.18891869

>>18891757
They want to keep their jobs and get paid per hire silly.

>> No.18891876

ew wtf is this op

>> No.18891899

USE THIS ONE FIRST

>>18891571
>>18891571
>>18891571
>>18891571
>>18891571

RECYCLE THIS ONE LATER

>> No.18891913

>>18891856
>I'm kind of wondering if this is an opportunity to find a higher paying west coast job.
You realize the majority of people are looking at payout these days. Like almost everyone I know has recieved like a 10% downgrade in pay...

>> No.18891926

>>18891876
Baggie’s boomer wife

>> No.18891930

You guys ever think about how everything's fucked, people going without jobs, not being able to pay rent, country is in massive debt, infrastructure and supply chain falling apart, yet we're still somehow here making money off trading stocks from the comfort of home (while you still can).

>> No.18891951

>>18891913
Seriously? Fuck do I know I don't have friends or talk to anyone. I live in a damn bubble.

What field? Not software developers, are they?

>> No.18891960

>>18891913
I mean pay down grade not payout. Fixed

>> No.18891966
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18891966

Must shill tanker thread
>>18891663
>>18891663
>>18891663

>> No.18891973

>>18891930
Nah bro some people are just going to starve for a bit, everywhere.

>> No.18891975

>>18891930
Yeah and it makes me uneasy. If something is easy and everyone's able to do it, it's probably a bad thing like a scam and about to fall apart.

>> No.18891989

>>18891654
dude wtf ur a fucking asshole for making me read that shit u son of a bitch

>> No.18892062

>>18891876
that's a man

>> No.18892451

>>18891930
>>18891975
Well there is a lot of shit that is still over valued as fuck despite most of the market having gone down. Tesla price is too high imo.

>> No.18892668

>>18891989
Yeah I agree, first he molest his sister then he molest my eyes. May God have mercy on him

>> No.18892681

>>18891966
we're nice, no bully

>> No.18892746

>>18891582
Wtf happened at the closing? Did Trump say something?

>> No.18892755

>>18891610
fuck china!

>> No.18892932

>>18891654
Goddamn hot. Not gonna lie mate I'm touching myself right now. My tankers are gonna POOMP

>> No.18893000

>>18891627
lockdown is like doing 30 day nofap, you make yourself more sexually repressed and then when you finally coom you have a ton of semen so much cum it gets everywhere all over the floor and you feel embarrassed even though you live alone...when lockdown ends the fucking malls, highways and beaches will be ass-packed and all the consoomers will be consooming like it's 1999 again.

>> No.18893261

>>18892746
Fed vice chair speech

>It's important to make sure the rebound is as robust as possible, but can't minimise that we are in recession.. a global recession.

>we are in recession.. a global recession

>> No.18893288
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>>18893261
the market is totally in denial. Pathetic.

>> No.18893463

>>18893000
>when lockdown ends the fucking malls, highways and beaches will be ass-packed and all the consoomers will be consooming
>money has been going BRRRR for everyone
Sounds like hyper inflation

>> No.18893496

>>18893261
>>18893288
FED-LED DEAD CAT BOUNCE CONFIRMED
READY YOUR FIAT, BOYS

>> No.18893626

What commodities are the next to invest in after the oil is back to normal ?

>> No.18893665
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18893665

Is oil going to bounce back I thought the cuts were not enough to stop storage from becoming full even if we start easing lockdowns.

Also widow makers fall in. Are we gonna be OKE boys?

>> No.18893682

>>18891930
this is what the 1% feels like times 10000000000

The world could be on fire and you wouldn't even be so much as inconvenienced.

>> No.18893752

>>18891659
Same anon..got LinkedIn blowing up the other day from reps looking to sell me on a new job.
Tech Industry.

>> No.18893800
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18893800

Futures up! The bull market continues.

>> No.18893825

>>18891930
My job was essential and getting plenty of OT so no.

>> No.18893964

>>18891757
Because all your interviews will be video interviews, and they'll make a hiring decision based on that. I changed jobs at the end of March. 100% video interviews. I started about 3 weeks ago. They sent me a laptop by fedex, and I onboarded from home.

>> No.18893977
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18893977

Is this priced in?

>> No.18893978
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18893978

Why is it after I make a couple of strategic buys in a trend that resistance inevitably ends up being at right around my break even point and support is just above my stop loss point. Is this God punishing me for wanking it to the trap that one time? It's like clockwork

>> No.18894029

>>18891582
Why aren't her teeth the same size?

>> No.18894072
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18894072

>Write puts on company that has record date next week
>Get assigned
>Immediately write ITM call
>Get assigned early on record date, because some guy wants to own before ex-date
The wheel keeps on spinning.

>> No.18894079

>>18891744
Infinite money. That's what the man said. Infinite. Money.

>> No.18894112

>>18894072
If your shares get taken away on exdiv, you pay the div.

>> No.18894136
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>>18891627
>What happens during start up?
The ternal bull run
>>18894112
But I save on theta.
Usually I can then enter my next wheel or cc three days early.

Doesnt work every time though.

>> No.18894174

Is there a single thing that could turn the market down?

>> No.18894187
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>>18891582

>> No.18894193

>>18891975
The west is putting all its power in this last important generation. The goal of the nations is not to have a future, but to guarantee boomers a comfortable end and to get politicians elected for four more years.
We profit from this by being involved as well. But once the boomers are gone shit is going to collapse for the small people.

I dont know exactly how or why yet though.

>> No.18894206

>>18894174
Unironically no, not anymore. Fed is all powerful and USA strongest nation in the world. Dollar milkshake lol

>> No.18894214
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>>18894174
"I brought the market so high its almost too high!"
-@TheRealDonaldTrump

Its always fun to realize tha this is a real possibility

>> No.18894228

>SPY 291 calls expiring on 5/18

How fucked am I???

>> No.18894230

>>18893978
Bog

>> No.18894256

>>18894230
Didn't even cross my mind but this must be it. Time to buy some tinfoil

>> No.18894268
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>>18894228
Why didnt you sell today?
The drop was obvious.

But it could be fine. Give JPow two days of magic and you can at least leave with no loss.

>> No.18894276

>>18894193
The leftover boomers will say that there is too much inflation and that they have a plan to fix that: take the normal people's money and physically burn it, ensuring only the boomers can afford to live for the next 900 generations. Little did they know that they were next.

>> No.18894323
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18894323

BULLS ARE FUCKED

>> No.18894342

>>18894323
stop fucking posting this over and over, obviously nobody cares

>> No.18894346

>old man Warren can never fly again because the virus would fuck his ass raw, so he makes an emotional decision that NOBODY can ever fly again, even though it's just a changing world for strictly boomers

Makes me lel. Boomers will never recover from this. They've done a good job tricking us into thinking we're all going to be fucked for a long time, when in reality, it's a reckoning with mortality for all those 70 and above

>> No.18894350

>>18891951
If you are looking for a job in software development you want have as much negotiating power. My gf didn't bother listening to me when she wanted to take a break from her old job so now she is working even more for less pay than she could have finding work during covid-19. She also works as a software engineer. This isn't exactly a good market to negotiate higher salaries in, incase you haven't noticed companies are trying to scale down costs...

>> No.18894355

>>18894323
That’s unironically bearish

>> No.18894371
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>>18894342
Lmao fuck off loser

>> No.18894394

>>18894346
We won't be able to fly because of war, not because of boomer cope. Warren warned us of what's to come.

>> No.18894399
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>>18894342
YOUR CALLS ARE FUCKED LOL

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>>18894342
Did you see this by chance?

>> No.18894433
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18894433

Has /biz/ seen this yet?

>>18894342
Also please keep the negativity out of this sub-chan, thanks!

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18894440

r8 my shitfolio

>> No.18894446
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18894446

GUYS! GUYS! YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN SEATTLE!

>> No.18894452

>>18894342
Cope harder newfag

>> No.18894456

>>18894446
what happened? can you give me the quick rundown, maybe via .png or .jpg?

>> No.18894457

>>18891951
Depending on where you live you still might be able to snag at least a better salary than whatever you're making now. Keep in mind 100k is considered low as a software engineer in the bay area

>> No.18894460

>>18894346
>just the flu bro

>> No.18894461

>>18894440
>MGM
Why tho

>> No.18894464
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>>18894440
>RTX
>DAL
>MGM

>> No.18894472
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>>18894456
Here
Think you havent seen this yet

>> No.18894478

>>18894350
I hate this fucking shit.
I'm going to be stuck with these passive aggressive fucking autists forever.

>> No.18894484

>>18894214
>S&P price is too high imo
>-@RealDonaldTrump

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>>18894342
Imagine being this fucking new lol

>> No.18894490

my friend in Seattle just texted me that theres big news, wonder what it could be

>> No.18894492
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>>18894472
Holy shit. Thank you.

>>18894460
It's not the flu, flu is much more dangerous to those aged 24 and below.

>> No.18894507

>>18894490
Keep us posted, anon.

>> No.18894509

>>18894461
I was under the impression that the kung flu was fully priced in and over the next 6-24 months MGM's value would double

>> No.18894531

>>18894457
>100k is considered low as a software engineer in the bay area
I fucking want to move there. God damn I want the big boy monies. I'm almost at 100k and it doesn't feel like I'm rich yet.

>> No.18894539

>>18894490
Hopefully nothing bad for Boeing and lots of bad news for amazon and Microsoft

>> No.18894540

>>18894490
Thanks for the update, let me know as soon as you have some more details please.

>> No.18894570

>futures almost red
Oh no bulls we got too cocky

>> No.18894572

>>18894457
>Keep in mind 100k is considered low as a software engineer in the bay area
I would rather make half that and not have to deal with all the faggots, homeless and beaners.

>> No.18894583

>>18894490
ARE THE SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS BROKE

Seattle vs bay area

No state income tax
Shit rainy weather
Cold
Gays
VS
God damn taxes and cost of living
Glorious weather
Warm
Gays

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>>18894570
And we’re red

>> No.18894604

>>18894531
If you're willing to pony up a chunk of that money for a 2k studio go ahead dude, although might get get lucky with remote work and live like a king wherever you are now

>> No.18894625

is there a stock which supports killing faggots and kikes? i'd go all in

>> No.18894627

>>18894604
Would make much more per month than that extra rent cost.

>> No.18894636

Why the fuck is there two fucking generals at all times? There’s no reason for it during market hours and there’s def no reason for it after shits closed. Stop being fags.

>> No.18894656

>>18894627
>Would make much more per month than that extra rent cost
Rent, food, childcare, quality of life. No thanks. You can keep your faggots, homeless and beaners.

>> No.18894660

bobos... tomorrow...

>> No.18894672

>>18894636
Fuck off newfag

>> No.18894687

>>18894656
My food is always cheap. Beans and rice, boy.
No kids
Quality of life is better with more disposable income

And complaining about faggots and beaners severely limits options anyway.
You don't think Utah is the same? Perhaps just not as bad. WAY too many mexicans though. It's fucking over.

>> No.18894698

>>18894672

Fag nigger I’ve been here long enough to lose 8 times over whatever you’ll invest in your whole life. Suck on the end of my dick

>> No.18894701

>>18894478
I work as a chemical engineer and me and A LOT of other engineers in similar industries were so against locking everything down and tanking the economy for a virus except for software engineers I noticed who don't have a good grasp of the economy works. My assumption for this is because you guys don't actually deal with the trading of any actual real physical materials but instead make money with intellectual property. I'm so pissed that people who don't understand economics feel inclined to have political opinions or being so for quarantining everyone. It makes no fucking sense to do with the healthy.

>> No.18894704

>>18894698
>>18894636
shut up retard

>> No.18894713

https://www.strawpoll.me/19958439/r
why we got so many bagholders in smg

>> No.18894731

>>18894698
Lmao just stop, newfag.

>> No.18894747

>>18894713
Bearish no bags is the only reasonable course of action

>> No.18894749
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Infinite money has no place to go but into stocks.

>> No.18894748
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18894751

why the fuck is oil up?

>> No.18894752

>>18894701
I didn't know developers were generally for the quarantine. At work I only heard general opinions of it's probably being a little blown out of proportion.

If devs are more for shutting it down it's probably because most of them are stupid weak faggots who can hardly talk to anyone FUCK I want to move. How hard is it to find a company not full of mental cases? Should it be this hard?
Two out of two companies for me have been really unpleasant. I hate these people and their fucking star wars POP dolls.

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>>18894748
Bullish

>> No.18894769

>>18894751
Because we're in a bubble

>> No.18894774

>>18894748
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>> No.18894799

>>18894748
Based anti-porn grandma is sick? Sad. :(

>> No.18894800

>>18894769
We are in a bubble made of steel, and when it bursts the fed welds patches onto it

>> No.18894801

>>18894748
Oohhh noooo :v)

>> No.18894807

>>18894752
Software engineers are all autistic as fuck you're not gonna escape that no matter where you go

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>>18894748

>> No.18894821

>>18894751
production cuts started this month

>> No.18894837
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Is this priced in?

>> No.18894838

>>18894748
shes been dead for months

>> No.18894839

>>18894748
Wow who the fuck cares except /pol/ schizos

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>>18894748
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.18894859

>>18894837
>Pays with credit card and doxxes himself

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18894863

what we buying tomorrow boyos?
Calls on PayPal all day

>> No.18894876

>>18894859
Not illegal to hate niggers and kikes in America you faggot.

>> No.18894877

>>18894807
NOOOOOOOO!!!

>> No.18894884

>>18894839
>t. 16 year old fucktard

>> No.18894898

>>18894884
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

>> No.18894899

>>18894876
It literally is

>> No.18894921

>>18894350
Agreed.
Had a recruiter send me a job. Zero chance i am making any job moves till we recover. I don't make nearly enough as Software Automation Engineer (because i was a newb upon hire)

But i am still working, at home, comfy as shit and make enough..for now.

>> No.18894925

>>18894752
Well maybe it's my circle of friends. A lot of the software engineers and lawyers I know are mega liberal and want to hold lockdown even longer. It's interesting to watch what is happening because everything will have to get restructured, meaning a lot of middle men are probably going to get cut out from the market as manufacturer need to find more direct ways to their suppliers.

>> No.18894927

>>18894863
fug, did anyone grab wendy's puts before close today

>> No.18894935

>>18894863
Calls on Zynga
Puts on Wendys and Lyft
Galaxy brain moves

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>>18894863
ROKU

>> No.18894942

>>18894898
>>18894884
samefag

>> No.18894944

>>18894927
>puts
If they dont have meat, that means they dont have to pay for meat. Bullish.

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>>18894863
Hear me out- I'm thinking about nutting up and taking out calls on CBRL.

They are still doing fuck tons of business with takeaway food, if the ones near me are any indication.

The bulk of their revenue come from food sales, I think last I saw the in-store sales are something like 5%, so it should be pretty negligible to their earnings.

It's just a totally speculative play though.

Even if I don't nut up for calls, I'll still buy some. It's such a solid company and they do good business basically everywhere they open one.

I'd compare them to Chikfila, which I would fucking buy if they were public.

>> No.18894950

>>18894899
>It literally is
It literally is not.

>> No.18894956

>>18891654
This is pasta

>> No.18894964

>>18894863
etsy about to go crazy don't sleep

>> No.18894974

Crude oil futures dompin

>> No.18894989

I'm a bull but have to admit gonna enjoy this TVIX run we have lined up

>> No.18894994

>>18894946
Where did you get those numbers? There’s no way in hell only 5% of sales are in store

>> No.18895002

so after the housing market collapses is it going to be in favor of new buyers or against?

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18895007

>>18894942
no

>> No.18895014

>>18894994
You misunderstood, all locations are both a restaurant and a general store.

The bulk of their revenue comes from sales of food in the restaurant portion. Only a fraction comes from the general store for all the odds and ends they sell.

>> No.18895021

Whats the deal with Australia and what should i do with my money? Everyone in my household is earning $1000 each fortnight from the gov, whether working or not.
How is this economically viable? What is the future looking like for this country?

>> No.18895028

>>18895002
Extremely strongly in favor as housing prices will hit rock bottom... in theory. In practice it's very much possible that some oil prince and some chang army takes the opportunity to swoop in and buy LITERALLY EVERYTHING bringing housing market to an all time high and moving China's famous ghost towns to europe and north america.

>> No.18895032

FUTURES RED
UH OH MUMUS

>> No.18895046

>>18894863
fuck just realized i forgot to buy shop calls today, the action at close made me forget lmao

>> No.18895054

>>18895032
interesting, too, because it was +0.30% or so and had to drop to red and continue to stay there without green dildos buying "the dip." maybe it means nothing.

>> No.18895065

>>18895054
just the opposite of yesterday where the mumus clawed back a deep red to a good green
hopefully we can do the same
FUCK bulls

>> No.18895070

>>18895014
Oh I gotcha. I don’t agree though, Cracker Barrel is boomer paradise and boomers don’t use Grubhub or anything. I bet they’ve taken a massive hit from lost revenues.

>> No.18895081

If the Anon who reminded me to sell DIS before their earnings call is still around, much thanks. I got out at $103.50 and looking to get back in around $98 tomorrow.

>> No.18895085

>>18894863
Fuuuuck I wanted to play SHOP I forgot it was tomorrow morning. _.

>> No.18895099

>buy 17 dollar puts for spce
>they announce that they'll be working with nasa
cool

>> No.18895130

futures just red dildo'd real hard

>> No.18895138

>>18895054
it will most likely start red then pump hard sometime in the afternoon to kill 5/6 put premiums

>> No.18895141

>>18895081
I was shilling DIS shorts all day. The pleasure was all mine

>> No.18895146

im thinking this'll be a red week overall, but not by much. maybe more like an orange crab

>> No.18895154

>>18895028
That's what I'm afraid of, Chang and the Saudis swooping in and buying all the properties just to leave them empty.
You know for as "America First" Trump is he sure isn't doing anything to make more nativist laws preventing shit like this from happening.

>> No.18895155

>>18895141
Cheers!

>> No.18895172

WHO ELSE GOING ALL IN ON DAL LUV AND SAVE

FUCK YOU UNITED
FUCK YOU AMERICAN

>> No.18895194

>>18895146
crabs and mumu will both burn
unemployment numbers WHEN

>> No.18895196

spooz finna paint a head and shoulders

>> No.18895198

>>18894863
Puts on Kimco worth it? REITs are eating shit rn I imagine.

>> No.18895209

If I set a stop loss now while the market is closed. When will it actually take effect. Right at 9:30? Or does it work during pre market trading

>> No.18895210

>>18895172
why spirit?

>> No.18895218

>>18895172
I want LUV and BA

>> No.18895223

>futures suddenly dumping -1%
ok what happened in like 30 minutes

>> No.18895224

>>18895198
Priced in.

>> No.18895239

>>18895209
if your brokerage allows extended hour trading then the order will go through when pre market opens

>> No.18895243

>>18895198
Unironically priced in. It’s not a good play if everyone knows it’s a good play

>> No.18895265

>>18895172
I actually did buy some far out LUV calls. Southwest is such a good airline that I think people will fly with them again before the other guys.

>> No.18895266

RGB IS DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVHmsSILlI
RGB IS DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVHmsSILlI
RGB IS DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAVHmsSILlI

>> No.18895271
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18895271

How are we all doing tonight? That power hour was something funny, yeah?

>> No.18895281

>>18895210
Only carrier in the US that didn’t cancel all pilot/flight attendant/maintenance classes and they also didn’t furlough.

>> No.18895288

>>18895266
S

>> No.18895311

>>18895266
Is this good for the economy?

>> No.18895315

>>18895311
Yes

>> No.18895323

Buy SCO on open?

>> No.18895349

>>18895223
guys??

>> No.18895360

Reminder that (((tankers))) are a scam and anyone still bag holding them is retarded.
Also buy wing stop puts.

>> No.18895367

>>18895223
>>18895349
This
>>18895266

>> No.18895372
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18895372

>>18895349
BEAR RALLY

>> No.18895384

>>18895266
It’s over

The Democratic Party is officially cancelled.

>> No.18895388

>>18895323
why do u expect oil to dump tomorrow

>> No.18895397

>>18895271
Good as FUCK thanks for asking

>> No.18895402

>>18895388
Crude oil futures dumped right at the end of trading today.

>> No.18895409

>>18895402
NAT to pump tomorrow then?

>> No.18895413

Lads, complete noob here. Is it worth investing in MRO? Any insight is greatly appreciated.

>> No.18895414

>>18894899
You don't seriously discriminate against people who discriminate, do you? You can't be that much of a hypocrite.

>> No.18895422

>>18895402
it dumped right now and still is

>> No.18895427

>>18895413
Long hold for sure, short if your smart.

>> No.18895440

>>18895409
See >>18895360
ignore the tanker meme. It’s a scam that eats your profits. Scummy companies paid ppl to shill them. Dump them or short them if you want to hurt them. But don’t bet on them helping you profit.

>> No.18895456

>>18895413
It’s a fan-fucking-tastic long hold. I personally do not think we’re at the bottom yet tho. Gonna wait and watch for a second leg down.

>> No.18895458

what's called when more than 70% of the residents of country disagree with something but their representative let it happen ?

>> No.18895464
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18895464

What did AAPL mean by this?

>> No.18895465

Luthansa is burning through 1 million dollars an hour
United almost 4 an hour. Holy fuck lol.

>> No.18895469

Crab then green tomorrow

>> No.18895472

>>18895440
Shill me on why wing stop is gonna drop

>> No.18895474

>>18894863
I want ETSY puts so bad, but after losing literally over $9000 on a short I am hesitant.

>> No.18895477

>unemployment benifits to continue until normal employment levels
>many people making more unemployed than they did working
Okay so they will have to pull the rug at some point. I literally got a 10k a year raise... from being laid off. Why the fuck would I even look for a job right now? I can now day trade hound for 6 hours with free neet bux.

>> No.18895478

>>18895409
And all the other tankers, especially after those absolutely amazing earnings q1 even though most of the deciding factors only enter the picture q2. God-tier guidance too.

>> No.18895487

>>18895458
Gay marriage

>> No.18895490

>>18895402
good luck, i plan on going in on it around the 18th

>> No.18895492

>>18895413
Sure, if you want to be destitute. Otherwise forget oil until 2021, then consider it for the long haul.

>> No.18895495

>>18895440
Now that /smg/'s sentiment on tankers has soured and most anons have dumped them I bet they'll pump again. Might need to drop another 5% or so but by Friday they'll be pumping again.

>> No.18895502

>>18895464
That's what the average zoomer looks like.

>> No.18895508

>>18895465
Can't they freeze whatever cause them to burn that much cash. Just put everything on hold. Everything.

>> No.18895509

>>18895478
Dht completely shit the bad today and the stock made no noise after their earnings were released q1

>> No.18895514

>>18895458
Business as usual?

>> No.18895519

>>18895472
Shits above its pre-corona ATH for no fucking reason at all. The preview earnings also aren’t that great. That combined with meat shortages already manifesting in other chain restaurants, I just don’t see them maintaining their current price. I don’t think it’ll dump to March lows, but it’s def due for a correction.

>> No.18895540

>>18895456
Amazing, when do you reckon it’ll lower? Anyways, Ill just keep watching, thx!

>> No.18895542

>>18895477
>>unemployment benifits to continue until normal employment levels
really? where? i read in some states it is hard to even apply, and they may run out of funds soon

>> No.18895545
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18895545

>>18891582
How much will i make if this MVIS shitcoin moons to $3? Like $20000?

>> No.18895548

>>18895487
>Even California voted for prop 8 but "the courts" shut it down
Its all so... tiresome.

>> No.18895550

>>18895495
Don’t even give a fuck. I hope all their ships get raped by Somalis. Fuck them. Especially fuck that fat kike NAT CEO

>> No.18895559

>>18895545
Why aren't you able to do math?

>> No.18895570

>>18895540
No idea when it’ll lower. I don’t think anyone does. I don’t know if the drop happens next week or next month or next year. But it IS coming.

>> No.18895578

Would balkanization of the US be a good solution for this current mess?

>> No.18895604

>>18895578
Honesty that or a straight up race war. Not even being ironic.

>> No.18895605

>>18895578
Just release rabid bears in liberal cities

>> No.18895610

>>18895509
>6x higher earnings than same quarter last year
>adjusted eps beat by 0.70
>earned almost as much in a single quarter as the entire last year
>shaved 70m in debt
>increased dividends
>best quarter in dht history
>66% spot days booked at an average rate of 110k USD (more than 2x the usual rate), 33% on standby could command even higher rates
>every analyst agrees oil still hasn't reached bottom and supplies are still more fucked than ever
>Analysts say dht rates for next Q are 'dizzying', second quarter poised 'to set records', earnings dubbed 'as good as it gets'

>>>>>>>dht completely shit the bed
(((who))) could be behind this post?

>> No.18895615

>>18895578
Fuck yes

>> No.18895653

>>18895610
Fuck you paid shill kike. Tankers have done nothing but bleed the last few weeks. Get gassed.

>> No.18895665

>>18895604
How many races do you reckon will be involved? I s it going to be round robin or kind of like a march madness elimination tournament?

>> No.18895669

>>18895653
Oy vey, oy gevalt! Sell me your delicious shares goyim, these are too good for you!

>> No.18895675

>>18895519
I looked into them and agree, but they release earning pre market so no time to get any puts in unfortunately. I’ll keep an eye on them though, thx

>> No.18895688

>>18895508
If you don't use the airport slots that you're paying for, you pay for them anyway, plus a penalty.

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>>18895653
>bleeding from the anus for a week
See you on the 19th, friend

>> No.18895695

>>18895545
You’re gonna lose your ass

>> No.18895704

>>18895665
Round robin would probably result in some ridiculous matchups.

>> No.18895716

>>18891654
That was hot till I found out she was married. KYS?

>> No.18895724

>>18895545
Janjans are baleeting threads about it. I assume it's cause of the fucktard that were talking about trying to manipulate it on purpose. I'm kinda weirded out by the whole thing now and wondering wtf we're dealing with, was it a network of scammers trying to fuck with us? I'm selling tomorrow.

>> No.18895732

>>18893977
It has been known since December, so probably. I distinctly remember loads of reports in the news of Chinese people in the west buying up all masks they could find and sending them to "their relatives in Wuhan". At the time, people reacted with "oh those poor Chinese, good thing they can at least buy some masks here in the west for their poor families stuck in China!"

>> No.18895743

>>18895604
>>18895615
t. Chang

Fuck you, chink.
USA is united together.

>> No.18895749

>>18895688
thats what i am saying. they should stop paying the rent!!!
i mean in general, whoever you pay, your landlord, your owner, your management property or whatever. they should stop paying too. their mortgages or whatever etc. it is a chain reaction, nobody pays anyone, only the farmers work to produce food, and the truckers to deliver food to publix. life is on hold for 2 years.

>> No.18895768
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18895768

Bros...

I can't keep my shit together anymore
Look at all this shit, I never should've merged my sessions... got all the good mixed in with the bad... I just wanted to get rid of all the dupes an shit all at once.

1000's of tabs from biz/fit/pol/a/jp...
1000's of tabs from Schwab, robinhood, marketwatch/bloomberg/cnbc/benzinga/seekingalpha and countless other garbage news sites with shit I don't care about anymore.

And mixed in with all that:
Excellent workout videos, investment advice, documentaries, books, explanations from Dalio and Lynch and the greats...

The internet is a curse for my ADHD brain.

>> No.18895776

>>18895675
Earnings are pre market but the call is 10am. So you may have time to get in on the dump. Good luck anon.

>> No.18895781

>>18894323
Shhh don't drag reality into this euphoric bull run

>> No.18895783

>>18895732
China kept it secret until January when the lockdowns started. It was all rumors with ccp arresting doctors until then

>> No.18895788

>>18895749
Who makes the:
fuel for the trucks
Auto parts for the trucks/tractors
Repairs to equipment
Fertilizer
Cleaning supplies for the stores
Etc.

You can’t just single out one part of a gigantic economy and say “these are the only guys that will be working”. Everything is connected.

>> No.18895792

Considering rumors of Trump starting war, what are solid defense stock and whatever else that might be involved?

>> No.18895803
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18895803

>>18895704
then the teams should be pre-seeded to separate them into two groups. who are the underdogs?

>> No.18895812

>>18895792
RTX. Short Google

>> No.18895814

>>18894478
>I'm going to be stuck with these passive aggressive fucking autists forever.
If you're an extrovert then software is not for you, fren.

>> No.18895817

>>18895749
>thats what i am saying. they should stop paying the rent!!!
Then the penaties kick in. Governments could force them to be waived, airlines can't.

>> No.18895830

>>18895792
RTN?

>> No.18895832
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18895832

>>18895724
No way, the volume is way too high. Almost 300 million. I suspect inside trading which is bullish as fuck.

Janjans are just scared of glowniggers as always. They know the only thing that make them seriously glow is fucking with rich people’s money

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18895834

>>18894944

>> No.18895836
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18895836

>>18895792
>jvoecSvL
ur gunna wanna get DFEN as soon as he declares is, and sell that same day at some point.

>> No.18895844

>Trash Investments
Bonds
Silver
Small Businesses
Real Estate
Most Stocks
>Chad Investments
Gold
BTC
Airline Stocks
Polos

SIMPLE AS

>> No.18895850

>>18895477
me to man I use to make 11 dollars for an hour washing big rigs but now I make almost 30 an hour for unemployment. Move to liberal areas like Washington if you want in. Never thought I would make this much in my life and I dont do anything.

>> No.18895880

>>18895743
White American, part of the Sons of the Republic of Texas, the Austin 300, and the Sons of the American Revolution: no the fuck we're not.

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18895903

>>18895792
>rumors of Trump starting war,
what rumors

>> No.18895905

>>18895880
>all this larping
You have to go back, amigo

>> No.18895913

>>18895880
how much are you getting on your unemployment I get 30

>> No.18895919

>>18895605
Hey most of us in liberal cities aren't that bad. We hate the sanctuary churches, homeless camps and most of all our shit governors. Goto any governors twitter page besides New York its all hate. We don't even know who votes for these fucks that our ruining our states. We just like being able to work, have large unions, be an hour from either the beach or Mountains and get Ruth's Chris delivered.

>> No.18895932

>>18895903
anon just started it

>> No.18895962

>>18895832
That was kinda my thought. How many fucking /biz/lets are there? Like 500 max I'd bet, and our threads were getting like 70 posters at most.

>> No.18895964

>>18895913
Still working, but I'm trying to game the system into getting some. Fuck this rotting corpse of a country. White people should take everything we can from it.

>> No.18895971

>>18895768
Close your tabs or kys

>> No.18895986

>>18895971
I am
I just closed thousands

>> No.18895987

>>18895964
>on welfare
>white
Pride makes a people. Justify it all you want, but you’re just a coon and nothing more

>> No.18895994

>>18895986
I can't even imagine having that many open at once, isn't that making your computer sperg out?

>> No.18896009

>>18895964
How can we get some if we're a while male in software development?
I'm getting pretty tired of being taxed to shit for the privilege of mexican neighbors.

>> No.18896012

>>18895987
OK nigger.

>> No.18896015

>>18895987
This place has already been routed and gutted by the jews. There's no more country for whites, just a grifting scheme for kikes and their mud pets. Get what you can before they do.

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>>18895768
https://find.4chan.org/?q=%22good+investment%22

>newfags didn't even know 4chan has a motherfucking search feature

>> No.18896037

I always loved the Dirac delta. Funny to see it on the charts, like the unemployment spike.

>> No.18896047

Tom Nook here.

PAY YOUR FUCKING BILLS

>> No.18896055

>>18896037
High IQ topkek.

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18896082

>>18895223

>> No.18896085
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>>18896026
I'm well aware of the search feature. What are you on about?

>>18895994
I didn't have that many open, I had 500+ open at once, this is an extension for storing old sessions.

Every time my computer spazzes out and I can's even sort through my open tabs, I've been storing them in this extension. This is what happened when I merged all my stored tabs...

>> No.18896112

>>18894440
>No MVIS
MGMI

>> No.18896124

>>18891582
isn't she cute and funny? You should hear her laugh and the way she talks. I think I'm in love.

>> No.18896146

All you had to do was buy online retail companies and you'd have doubled your money or tripled it by now. Why even fuck around with oil?

>> No.18896164

>>18896146
I would buy online retail stocks if they sold oil

>> No.18896168

>>18896146
Because with airlines you will quadruple your money
*kisses biceps*

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18896173

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.18896187

>>18896173
I just want to get fucked in whatever way possible bro :(

>> No.18896194

>>18896146
i made like 3 grand shorting amazon, so what the fuck are you talking about now?

>> No.18896206

>>18896168
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airline_bankruptcies_in_the_United_States
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_defunct_airlines_of_the_United_States

>> No.18896222

>>18895464
<_< more people getting into coding for video games is gonna make it harder for me to succeed as I have to try harder to get exposure on my video game.

>> No.18896225

im buying etsy puts and calls

>> No.18896253

>>18896194
amazon fucking mooned. it went down one day after earning. Try Shop, Wayfare, ETSY, PAYPAL, SQUARE. Also your a giant faggot
also your a dumb faggot trip fag.

>> No.18896299

>>18896253
i kinda parody post... call me dumb, but I have more raw powder. You don't even run a business or have been given a 400k loan for just being a business owner.

>> No.18896306

>>18891930
I was up $8k until last week, cashed out today only $2k up
I try to tell myself I am $2k better off than if I did nothing, but I keep obsessing over the extra $6k I could have had

>> No.18896315

>>18896253
terms were 1% and it's forgiven if I just pay my employees. fucking simple free 400k.

>> No.18896377

some assholes spit shit about dividends at me, residual income... i have that shit.... losers don't understand business... and i hate people who think they know everything but aren't willing to talk face to face.

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18896386

>some assholes spit shit about dividends at me, residual income... i have that shit.... losers don't understand business... and i hate people who think they know everything but aren't willing to talk face to face.

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18896396

So we’re just gonna crab forever huh

>> No.18896398

these losers who look at my girlfriend filtered... and judge her on a bad picture... what ever. do what everr you want. she's fucking mine.

>> No.18896399
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18896399

>follow the stock market
>check on /smg/ daily
>know all the meme stocks
>barely own any stocks myself
anyone know this feel?

>> No.18896415

i actually shared the bad picture because you trolls would eat it up.... i fed the fucking trolls...

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18896419

>these losers who look at my girlfriend filtered... and judge her on a bad picture... what ever. do what everr you want. she's fucking mine.

>> No.18896422

baggie's going nuts lmao

>> No.18896423

>>18896399
When they were shilling dhl yesterday about it mooning I couldn't wait for it to crash today. And it did.

>> No.18896424

>>18896396
We Japan now, but without any of the upsides.

>> No.18896427

oh shit im going off topic... im sorry friends....

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18896431

>i actually shared the bad picture because you trolls would eat it up.... i fed the fucking trolls...

>> No.18896436

>>18896398
Is she the op pic?
I've already jacked it to her.
She has that no don't rape me look.

>> No.18896442

I think theres gonna be another correction. Trump's opening up everything and the death toll will sky rocket.

>> No.18896444

>>18895768
JEEEZ

eliminate that shit and I'm down to 4,000

>> No.18896453

>>18896085
how does she clean her butthole and vagina? just shoves her hand in there?

>>18896423
that's fun. i put 100 bucks on CCL last week for a laugh. when is the stock market going to completely tank? never?

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18896455

fuck China and fuck this virus and fuck the hysterical Karens pushing to keep everything closed until fucking mid summer

>> No.18896458

>>18896422
im working every fucking day.... i'm still ok... damn... shit's been crazy... im just drunk i had 2 tequillas a redbull fuck i forgot how much vodka.... the redbull won't let me sleep... but im getting a blow job now as i type this... damn. this is kinda ok time to say good bye.

>> No.18896462

>>18896455
china, the virus, and karens are based because they give me cheapies and I work from home anyway

>> No.18896472
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18896472

bears are delusional
STOCKS ONLY GOES UP

>> No.18896475

>>18896458
post pics of the gook that gave you corona

>> No.18896524

>>18896472
>AMD getting dumpstered by Intel
I'd throw some money down on a chad like Intel but I need all the money for Airlines to cover my new polo purchases for the rest of my life

>> No.18896533

>>18896458
tell your mom hi for me

>> No.18896542

>>18896536
>>18896536
>>18896536
new

>> No.18896553

>>18896458
>shit's been crazy
you're fucking a balding gook i'd say so.

>> No.18896560

>>18896453
whats a vagina.

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>>18895266

>> No.18896818

>>18894174
Yes. When the big boys decide it's profit taking time, they'll crash the market with no survivors and everyone will attribute the movement to literally anything that happened that day. Lots of delicious low hanging fruit from the stupid ass new money.
This shit happens every crash. Everyone thinks shit is golden and wham, then everyone claims it was obvious.

>> No.18897290

>>18896818
As a noobie who is just starting to learn this stuff I am starting to think this. There doesn't seem to be an obvious reason why this market is doing what it is and I think everyone is just trying to find logic after the fact.

>> No.18897613

>>18894323
Hmmm maybe i should get out of my reit stock.