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why the fuck did i buy these tanker shitcoins edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
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>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18879897

>> No.18882513

>>18882501
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TARGET PRICE FOR EMAN?????

>> No.18882523
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I only respect cunny, bros.

>> No.18882526

who /cruises/ chad here?

>> No.18882533
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18882533

Everyone will make it and have a titcow gf.

>> No.18882536
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MVIS fags getting BTFO HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.18882554

>>1888253
i made that post and i was talking about VISL

>> No.18882555

BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVLL BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

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>>18882533
mumu will sell his wife to me.

>> No.18882565

>>18882526
waiting for ccl 13.5

>> No.18882568
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18882568

Should I sell my PINS (Pinterest) calls now? Or wait for earnings? The ad revenue success on FB and SNAP makes me think I should hold.

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>>18882523

>> No.18882573

>be me
>worked at a shithole factory
>used to work 12 hours a day 7 days a week
>MAYBE got Christmas off
>paid 15 dollars an hour
>get laid off from COVID19
>get unemployment and trump's bux
>I'm making more being laid off
>I'm literally getting paid to play vidya and not work
>Normies: "WE NEED TO GET BACK TO WAGIE CAGIE SLAVERY N O W"

what the fuck is their problem they can't handle not doing work for a few weeks for minimum wage?

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Somebody tell me my 6/19 airline calls are gonna make it

>> No.18882578

>>18882513
Only 1 PnD scam at a time anon

>> No.18882582

>>18882554
>>18882536
i messed up the reply

>> No.18882583

EMAN
Ahhhhhh
Fighter of the dump man
Ahhhhhh
Champion of the pump
Ahhhhhh

>> No.18882601

>>18882501
>why the fuck did i buy these tanker shitcoins edition
Cause you should have stayed on reddit

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And now for a toast, to dividends.

>> No.18882611

What are some good online brokers for people in Yurop?
I already signed up for DEGIRO but there is a long ass queue for registration, its gonna take about two weeks to fully confirm and start trading.

>> No.18882615

>>18882605
thank you bro I needed that motivation today

I'll get there

>> No.18882618

All out of NAT and FRO, cutting my losses at 20% on these fucking failures. Looking at Ardmore shipping, which posted their results and had gains, yet are still down big, tankers seem like a meme.

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I only respect refined gentlemen with great taste such as myself who bought the dip

>> No.18882627

>>18882565
ive still got a bit left from the last run up
you getting any norwegian?

>> No.18882644

>>18882605
dividends are not your friend, only companies that don't know what to do with their access cash pay dividends. I prefer companies that strategically use the cash to grow the business. Companies like Amazon that just donate their profits are the most retarded.

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>>18882573
>tfw I'm your gov't issued paypig
fuck you too. Glad you got off, but I'm not even getting a tax cut.
t. wfh finance faggot

>> No.18882660

>>18882618
you're one of the smarter people here, i cant believe anyone is holding their tanker stuff right now

>> No.18882668

>>18882536
you have to go back. its up 50% today

>> No.18882670
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STOP GOING UP SNAPCHAT

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>>18882536
????
Literally the only thing keeping me green today

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>>18882644
dividend stocks are peak boomer and I want to become a based boomer who lives off divvies

>> No.18882685

>>18882627
Lol. Am considering getting rid of my norwegian.

>> No.18882686

>>18882573
>Bragging about being reliant on the government
Yikes lad.

>> No.18882689

>>18882573
Wow, you just supported the arguments why we can't just hand money to people because it transforms them into lazy useless niggers like you.

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18882690

3D women disgust me and today is boring. I wish we would ether break 280 or 289 already fuuuuuuuuuuck.

>> No.18882693

Recession cancelled and vaccine found?

>> No.18882706
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>>18882583

>> No.18882716

>>18882685
they'll get bailed

>> No.18882728

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/05/consumer-debt-hits-new-record-of-14point3-trillion.html

Now i understand why the market goes up, but i don't need a reason anyway - profit is profit.

>> No.18882741

>>18882693
All the niggers on CNBC are still saying bear market

>> No.18882742

>>18882689
>>18882650
>>18882686
wagie wagie

>> No.18882755

>>18882501
Fuck this crab market bullshit. I'm just going to buy in at whatever entry point and go long while collecting divvys. I've lost too much money at this point. Fuck all of you, and most importantly fuck bears for betting against America.

>> No.18882760

whats mgm gonna do? made a couple quid off the last rise

>> No.18882766

>>18882741
We are trading in a neutral zone right now.

2790 and 2900 are the real meme lines we need to break right now.

>> No.18882769

>>18882742
Kill yourself loser. I still make more money than you.

>> No.18882772

>>18882760
Crab around till the next breakout to 20

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18882774

2900 when?

>> No.18882777

help me out here, how do you comfortably trade bullish? i cannot seem to shake the feeling that market should be down so i never place trades on long side even when i identify a trend, i only feel comfortable trading short.

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w-well at least tankers have good dividends

>> No.18882783

>>18882742
>bragging about being neet

>> No.18882787

>>18882644
>what is passive income

Never gonna make it, tripfaggot.

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>>18882686
no, he's fine - get your bag. but fuck the govt for not making it full on UBI for 12 weeks. $600 a week is retarded. we at least need that payroll tax cut. I will demand $30000 worth of tax credit until I die.

>> No.18882792

How do we feel about Disney tonight?

>> No.18882801

holy shit the bear cope on CNBC right now

>> No.18882804

>>18882777
Same, you're not alone
I go long against my better judgement and it's paid off today...

>> No.18882810

>>18882513
I don’t know but I scooped up some shares while it was at 0.42 a piece
I got in a bit late on UVAS and MVIS

>> No.18882811

>>18882792
nie dobry

>> No.18882817

>>18882650
>>18882686
>>18882689
t. (((essential))) workers not making bank from unemployment
i got fucked over by my kike supervisors and bosses constantly and now their salaries are being cut in half and the plant is facing permanent closure. i fucking hope it goes under, my unemployment is thru July so I'm set for the Big IgLoo. lol fuck rich boomer CEOs and Managers i hope they go bankrupt meanwhile I'm literally getting paid more than them to not be a literal slave nigger 12 hours a day

>> No.18882839

I'm literally going long on only real estate and energy (oil and natural gas). Fuck this.

>> No.18882845

>>18882817
cringe, fren

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>>18882777
This comic helped me overcome that

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>>18882817
good on ya. fuck these shitty wages and fuck the government as well. they can all get fucked.

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Reminder that you should only be trading 5 stocks, SPXL TECL SOXL CURE FAS

>> No.18882864

>>18882777
Checked
Dollar cost average since the dip. Never panic sell even when bobos were out full force. Steady 20% gain over the past month

>> No.18882871

>>18882817
poorfag cope

>> No.18882873

>>18882777
literally look at the long term trend of the S&P

always buy and hold bro

>> No.18882883

>>18882862
A man of refined taste

>> No.18882884

>bought 100 DHT shares yesterday because you fags told me to
why

>> No.18882891

>>18882760
It won't do shit until Vegas and Nevada announce it's easing restrictions

>> No.18882893

>Gap up or down pre-market
>crab during hours
>volume at closing.
his market is so fake, lmao

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>>18882801
(((bloomberg))) has been the same all fucking morning

>markets up but fragile, will it last

over and over

>> No.18882907

>>18882817
>Bank from unemployment
Top fucking kek. If UI is 'bank' for you, holy shit. I wouldn't be bragging about that.

>> No.18882908

>market green af
>somehow all my picks are red
How do I make use of this talent?

>> No.18882912
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im in full cope mode fuck it, tankers have great divvies im going long
c-cant lose if you dont se;;

>> No.18882913

>>18882884
Tonight is earnings, that's why. Buy fro as well. Divy coming. If it's big shorts get fucked

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18882918

You know. I am semi-convinced there are big players out there who lurk /biz/ just to fuck people over for shits and giggles. Too much shit happens for no reason despite completely sound rationale, and trends change the moment /biz/ identifies them. Why do you like to fuck the little guy? Is it for money? For pleasure? Just because you have time to kill? Just stop already, please.

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>>18882782
How could this plan fail me?

>> No.18882927

>>18882792
Still holding my $100 puts even though they’re not looking too good right now

>> No.18882929

>>18882908
go to australia and trade there

>> No.18882936

>>18882908
short everything

>> No.18882942

>>18882680
i could cosplay as this dude, i look almost identical, with receding long blonde hair and everything

>> No.18882946

>>18882893
This. Market hours movements are almost non-existent at this point since almost all of the movement is maid with futures.

>> No.18882945

>>18882918
cmon schizo it's ok just take your meds

>> No.18882947
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>finally green for the first time investing

>> No.18882962

>>18882907
median wage is below UI CARES. This doesn't even count people who work unpaid OT and end up with an effective rate under UI CARES rate at 40 hrs. The CARES act is a disaster, but it's better than nothing.

>> No.18882964

>>18882913
after close earnings arent going to do jack shit to the share price if the demand is gone

>> No.18882973
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>>18882644
what is double compounding

>> No.18883014

>>18882690
there is absolutely no way each of those women has under 5 different stds each

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>

>> No.18883025

2950 EOD

>> No.18883028

>>18882668
>>18882677
all of that green is from pre-market yesterday. if you bought today at market open you're down nearly 10%

stay retarded
keep coping

>> No.18883034

>downgrades on tankers
This is pure manipulation. Tankers are having their best quarter ever while everything else is shit, AND increasing their dividends

>> No.18883038

>>18882644
stupid or just pretending?

>> No.18883041

>>18882605
I hope to be halfway there by the end of the year. That's gonna be a very good feel

>> No.18883047

>>18882801
>he still watches CNBC

>> No.18883050

>>18882907
i got 2900 from Mr Trump and I'm making 1100 a week unemployment. I'm spending nothing for gas, food no eating out at all I'm saving every cent. I've made over 10 grand since march to not work vs 1000 dollars every 2 weeks so yeah I'm making bank playing minecraft

>> No.18883051

>>18883028
Someone angry they didnt buy in under 1. Kill yourself redditor, Ill be on the moon taking a shit on you

>> No.18883052

>>18882526
Got in on ccl at 9.85. We gonna be rich

>> No.18883060

>>18883034
who's downgrading tankers?

>> No.18883062

>>18882605
What's your portfolio look like, fren?

>> No.18883066

BUY TANKERS
BE RICH
MISS TANKERS
BE POOR

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18883068

>https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/elon-musk-baby-name-pronounce-how-say-x-ae-a-12-grimes-child-a9499606.html

>elon musk baby name is X Æ A-12

how can one baby be so fucking based and he's not even 1 day old yet

>> No.18883082
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18883082

>tfw was all in on puts
>decided to diversify and buy some actual stocks
>picked up oil tanker stocks because I thought there would be a bidding war on storage
>ever position I have is down today

>> No.18883084

>>18883034
cope

>> No.18883087
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18883087

Loving the bull market!

>> No.18883091

How the fuck does tesla do it?

>> No.18883095

>>18882644
>pays dividend
>drops by dividend
You've won nothing.
>b-buht Anoon... they go up again
Then wait for the drop and buy after. Maybe buy calls. The moment the company doesn't do as well they cut it, drop 5-20% and you're left holding the bag. Dividends are retarded.

>> No.18883115

>>18883082
>puts
>tankers are essentially short crude
c'mon man.

>> No.18883117

>>18883051
Reminder, all MVIS fags are literal memecoin teenagers

>>18882587
>>18882622
>>18882659
>>18882664
>>18882699
>>18882758
>>18882851
>>18882867
>>18882885
>>18882924
>>18882932
>>18882979

>> No.18883122

Why would the price of tanker stocks shoot up because of a widely known one-off situation? Makes zero sense, it doesn’t make the company any more valuable

>> No.18883136

>>18882893
How is this crabbing? Nearly 1% gains since opening

>> No.18883138

>>18883062
Oil and gas and more oil.

>> No.18883140
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I have capitulated and will now build a divvy portfolio. What are some good picks?

>> No.18883141

>>18883050
How does it feel knowing you only take and don't contribute to your country? How does it feel knowing you'll never be worth more than what the government allows you to be paid? Have you ever considered joining the military? That way we could at least use you as a sacrifice for my oil stocks.

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what website do you use to see the current order book for a given stock?

>> No.18883158

>>18883082
DHT announces earnings tonight. If it's good (extremely likely, not least of which because they kept moving the date forward), all tankers will POOMP. It's possible this was just institutions trying to shake up retail for extra profit.

>> No.18883165

HOLY SHIT DHT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18883166

all in on disney tomorrow babyyyy

>> No.18883167

>>18883117
Yeah it's all a scam. We all know that

>> No.18883181

>>18883165
retail getting shaken off by this manipulated dump

>> No.18883183

>>18882644
>business owners should never get paid their cut of the profits
Literal pyramid scheme philosophy of business, lol.

>> No.18883186

>>18883156
Most brokers provide Level II data I think

>> No.18883193

>>18883060
Everscore ISI whoever that is. Algos only care it says downgrade

>> No.18883192

>>18883068
>even brainiac like musk cant handle the allure of a canadian cock concubine

>> No.18883196

the jokes on you the anti tankers. Im only poor enough to afford a 200 dollar portfolio. So my tankies have only lose me like 10 bucks today

>> No.18883198

january spy calls good idea?

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>>18882912

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>>18883138
What are your favorite positions that you recommend to us fellow /biz/tards? Can you also rate my portfolio?

>> No.18883205

JUST BOUGHT 10k IN CEI CALLS, WISH ME LUCK BROS

>> No.18883213
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18883213

>green day
>all my stonks are red

th-thank you Buffet-sama

>> No.18883217

I really want to double down on NCLH am I a retard?

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18883221

When do I sell eman?


KOS and MRO are holds from me.

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18883222

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!
bobos cvcked

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18883227

how fucked are airlines after buffets dump? will they ever recover?

>> No.18883228

>>18882605
I'm actually a little mad at how fast these stocks have recovered. I wanted to keep scooping these up because i'm still getting paid at my regular job

>> No.18883234

>>18883051
we're only laughing at the retards who are down 18% because they bought at the open AKA 90% of you faggots

>> No.18883235

>>18883217

No you’re doing what you’re supposed to do. Buy when others are scared

>> No.18883241

For the love of god would anyone tell me when the dow jones gonna be in freefall?

>> No.18883242

>>18883222
>trips
FUCK YOU

>> No.18883245

DHT were worth more than this before the crisis helped pay off their debts. Fuck it I’m buying more.

>> No.18883246

>>18883186
I'm a dummy, it's available from my broker Schwab I just have to download their program. It's not on the website.

>> No.18883247

>>18883198
No

>> No.18883249

>>18883198
Expensive as fuck and a lot of risk. If there’s another big dip you’ll be missing out on better opportunities to buy

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getting closer to 2900

next stop, the moon

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18883258

WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
I GO AWAY FOR A FEW MONTHS AND I COME BACK TO TO THIS?
A 1% LOSS ON MY FOLIO?
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
THIS IS LIKE ANOTHER SHOAH

>> No.18883259

I'm so fucking tired of stocks not representing the state of the economy.
When do you just say fuck it to buy things and make money? If I say fuck it and buy it'll probably tank.

I now have almost enough money to buy a condo outright sitting in money market accounts waiting for /T H E D I P/ but buying now still feels like catching falling knives.

>> No.18883263

>>18883205
>CEI

But why?

>> No.18883264

>>18883203
TOT PSX COP FANG EPD ENB CVX

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>>18883222
S&P 2900 here we come!

>> No.18883283

>>18883268
wh-why that image?

>> No.18883284
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>>18883242
kek

>>18883268
you mean 3500?

>> No.18883285

>>18883141
It feels pretty good desu. We'll go back to work when shit goes back to normal but until then we collect them NEETbucks. Back into the cage with you wagie

>> No.18883287

>>18883217
>NCLH
i will if you do

>> No.18883296

>>18883259

It’s always the time to buy. If you wait for the (perfect) time you’ll be waiting forever. Nothing’s perfect, life’s short, the market always goes higher.

>> No.18883297

>>18883241
Another 10 years minimum, we just had our big crash

>> No.18883311

>>18883241
When the fed stops injecting a trillion dollars a week of fake digital dollars into the economy.

>> No.18883312

>>18883285
>he thinks his job will still be there when the UI runs out

>> No.18883318

>>18883259
I T S

P R I C E D

I N

do you think that $3 trillion just vanished into thin air? and that the Dow wouldn't be sitting at 33,000 if this virus didnt fuck everything up?

the markets are an accurate representation of the current state of our economy.

stay retarded cuck

>> No.18883325
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>Buy MSFT and sell CC
>MSFT jumps again
>Literally 80% profit in 24 hours
>Strike prices obliterated beyond belief
Something aint right with this market, lads

>> No.18883331

>>18883158
>If it's good (extremely likely, not least of which because they kept moving the date forward), all tankers will POOMP.
Priced in, tankertard. Tankers are fucked once the economy opens back up and demand comes back for oil.

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Are you winning Anon?

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>>18883259
>I now have almost enough money to buy a condo outright sitting in money market accounts
In a few months that might be enough for a condo. If we really fucking hit the fan, it might be two.

>>18883283
>>18883284
might be the end of a retrace we're going to likely violently push through like a bloody rape scene or meet heavy resistance that kicks it back down.

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We have LIFTOFF

>> No.18883350
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The Dhow Jones

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>>18883296
>Nothing’s perfect, life’s short, the market always goes higher.
There have been periods of over 25 years where if you bought at a high you'd have not gotten your money back, more recently 10 years. Okay yeah we are young but...come'on it doesn't always just go up

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>>18883259
>I'm so fucking tired of stocks not representing the state of the economy.

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Are oil futures going negative again this month ?

>> No.18883373

>>18883318
Youre fucking deluded if you think the markets represent the state of humans in America.

It represents the financial sector and all the jew tricks they use to horde assets. Youre average american doesnt own shit for stocks...I think i read that 40% own stocks and probably all of that is less than a couple hundred dollars.

>> No.18883374

>>18883227
they're going up lol
buffet pulled a /biz/ strat and unironically sold the bottom

>> No.18883380

lmao MVIS dump begins

>> No.18883387

>>18883259
The economy is bad yeah but that's why they're throwing money at it to keep it afloat until the virus passes.

>> No.18883390

>>18883357

So you hold and buy more. Or if you’re psychic or an insider you sell and buy back in cheap. Never stop buying if you have the cash.

>> No.18883391

>>18883095
>He doesn't know about DRIP

>> No.18883392

>friend buys US stocks
>his stuff goes down
>I buy EU stocks
>mine all in the green

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>>18883369
yes. that or close to it.

>>18883373
>It represents the financial sector
no, it represents a debt bubble that goes back to 2008.

>> No.18883414

>>18883369
USO was supposed to spread their contracts out over the next year, im not sure if theyve done so already.

If they havnt, yes...that shit is going to tank when they start dumping near expiration contracts. They own a lot.

>> No.18883417

>>18883122
Several of these tanker companies are going to make more money in 1 quarter than they usually make in an entire year. Pay off debts, increase cash on hand, and pay out big divvies.

>> No.18883420

>>18883264
Sold CVX at a profit today, will hop back it next dip

>> No.18883423

>>18883391
>He doesn't know basic math
lmao

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Bearbros and tankerchads, we're back

>> No.18883431

>>18883392
S&P 500, 2 days in a row green

Today alone 2% - wtf is he doing?

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>> No.18883445

>>18883296
This, if you have money you want to invest, invest it. Sure it will help to look at some charts and do some due diligence into the company you are thinking of investing in, but trying to time the market to make a quick buck will leave you always second guessing yourself.

>> No.18883446

>>18883331
>Priced in, tankertard. Tankers are fucked once the economy opens back up and demand comes back for oil.
That's not how it works.
High volatility increases demand for tankers. Because more exchanges are made.
This high earnings trend for tankers will continue until the winter, if the situation goes back to normal, not accounting second waves or anything like that.

Buying tankers when they go up is the smarter move, because they are completely oversold.
Price consolidation given past prices is bound to happen above the current prices.

>> No.18883453

>>18883425

It’s just fear mongering bullshit desperate to hangin for a few more reads/clicks. Shits old news and over, it’s time to party.

>> No.18883454

>>18883417

And that's why they already shot up a month ago, before you got in, and why that news is now getting sold off, because it was a temporary, one quarter kind of thing and they're going to go right back to being a severely limited business model

>> No.18883457

>>18883331
No, they're fucked approximately one quarter AFTER everything comes back. But anyone investing in tankers should expect that, the play is to buy now, wait for the monstrous earnings and pump, then dump it all at 10-100x.

>> No.18883459

>>18883425
Nobody cares, priced in already. S&P500 pumped 0.3% since release.

>> No.18883466

>>18883259
Patience. Coming here seems to expand time. If you ignore the market and come back in 3 months it will be down

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>>18883431
he must be taking advice from /biz/

>> No.18883471

>>18883227
Teleportation tech has been perfected and will be rolled out from next year. The general public hasn't been told about this yet.

>> No.18883484

>>18883259
You missed the dip late March.

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>>18883397
agreed. Jewish Tricks.


Even now, companies are taking out loans with zero interest to basically pay themselves and inflate stock prices even more.

its the ultimate meme. There is no way this can go wrong ever. Corporations are not people and the people responsible for pumping their own shares can never be held responsible for collapsing the economy when it does happen.

>> No.18883498

>>18883373
the only people who are being impacted heavily financially by this are poorfag restaurant workers and other leeches who dont even know what a 401k is

they have no impact on our economy. The Fed is picking up the slack

once again, stay retarded

>> No.18883500

Picked myself up some Marriott. They just got $920m in in deferred revenue from JP Morgan and American Express so their cash position should be even more stable.

>> No.18883505

>>18882573
>Normies: "WE NEED TO GET BACK TO WAGIE CAGIE SLAVERY N O W"
The people who want to get back to work are either business owners or people who made a much higher salary before the shut down. Most people who make $15/hr or less are glad to be out of work because they're making more money than ever before and they don't want to go back to working 40 hours living pay cheque to pay cheque.

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$MELI reports earnings today.

They probably did quite well during the pandemic from their own sales and from their electronic payment system (similar to Square). I'm buying some and you should too.

>> No.18883520

>>18883471
Ha, when pigs fly. Or when cats dance. That'll NEVER happen

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>>18883338
Yes

>> No.18883537

>>18883520
>when cats dance
Kek
I have some bad news...

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Guys I have a problem. This stock market keeps pumping gains but I literally have no place to store them. I'm afraid my gains will go cost negative. Should I invest in gains tankers?

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>>18883520
based retard

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>>18882618
>he bought high and sold low
I'm buying the dip and holding until oil crashes again for June

>> No.18883564

>>18883285
>Back into the cage with you wagie
It's as if you niggers have never heard of salaries. Probably because it's reserved for successful people who get paid a minimum no matter how little they work, and OT when they go beyond their required hours.

>> No.18883570

>>18883498
THe only people? Are you so retarded as to not see how millions of people not working will ripple through the whole economy?

How many software engineers will be employed when all these start ups start going under?

Youre clearly the fucking retard here.

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I'm looking for dividends and plan to hold long term. Is P/E king or do I need to look at other stuff?

>> No.18883583

>>18883543
>Investors weighed fears of a second wave of coronavirus cases against efforts to reopen businesses and loosen restrictions.

haha, that is the explenation of CNBC, as any investor would weighed risks nowadays.

>> No.18883584

>>18883543
what are you playing with?

Oil?

>> No.18883585

>>18883457
>>18883446

Except earnings for Ardmore shipping were released today and they were positive and still took a dump you retards

>> No.18883589

>>18883554
Wtf?????

>> No.18883597

>>18883554
Wow look at the bulge in that cat. He must be hung

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Why can't people cope with the fact that Line Go Up?

>> No.18883599

>>18883543
Just invest in regular oil tankers, it will bring down those numbers to more manageable level for you

>> No.18883606

>>18882644
>>18882605
Ill tell you a secret. Theres a greek company that manages all the betting services (literally all). The stock price is pretty stable at 10€ (Now trading @8) because there isnt much room/need for inovationz nor a downward trend on sports betting. Due to that, the company pays a full 1€ dividend PER STOCK. I got 55€ in divies a couple of months ago on my 10 stock investment

>> No.18883607

>>18883543
Yes, if you have too much gainz you should “invest” in tankers. That’ll take care of that issue.

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>>18883287
Not exactly doubled down but I bought some more. Laugh at me when they file for bankruptcy.

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>>18883530
bro I love that manga

>> No.18883617

>>18882605
...how big is your portfolio!?

Is that yearly, quarterly, or some other? Or is this just the entirety of your dividends over the course of your accounts life?

>> No.18883623

Nasdaq 9000 before end of day.

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>>18883584
Oil? Who said anything about oil bitch? You cooking?

>> No.18883630

>>18883606
w-what

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>>18883486
>the people responsible for pumping their own shares can never be held responsible for collapsing the economy when it does happen
probably not, but we can dream. if buffet and that buffet schizo are right, at least the market comes back to some kind of equitable... S&P could hit 2k, DOW 15k, Nasdaq 5k. who knows.

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>>18883613
Cant believe Chisa won
Based

>> No.18883639

>>18883543
I mean if you want to erase your gains, tankers would be a good idea.

>> No.18883647

>>18883217
Idk am considering selling as im afraid of losing 2k on them

>> No.18883650

>>18883585
>oh no a literally who had literally what surely the big guys are ruined
retard

>> No.18883651

>>18883498
See
>>18883570
>Youre clearly the fucking retard here.
This is correct.

>> No.18883653

>>18883623
Nasdaq 9000 in a few minutes and 9500 EoD

>> No.18883659

>>18883606
Europe will be 100% sharia in 10 years and there will be no more betting.

>> No.18883660

>>18883635
hold up I didn't read the end yet

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>>18883598
Manlets short sell as a Freudian slip.

>> No.18883668

>>18883486
Apple is headed for 400$. Buybacks are so bullish don’t fight it just take what you can get.

>> No.18883674

>sold 2/3 of my ALB yesterday because it was underperforming
>pumped up 5% today
you got me bobo you bastard

>> No.18883675

>>18883650
>No no they went down on positive earnings because they aren't as well known!

Do you know how fucking stupid you sound? Stop shilling this garbage.

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>>18883635
i haven't read in about a year. RIP Cakey

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>>18883660
Sorry

>> No.18883683

>>18883659
God I hope so.

>> No.18883691

>>18883653
9000 is going to be a big resistance point, once it breaks there's going to be a rush to the exit. Everything will cascade from there, Nasdaq 8000 end of day.

>> No.18883697

>>18883597
It's animatronic, dumbass

>> No.18883700

>>18882605
God, I wish this was me. My divvys are ~$500 a year. One day...

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Can somebody explain to me why I can't trade even though I have money in this account? What the fuck is EWL?

I just have 20 positions in MARK. Thats it.

>> No.18883726

I thought that SPY was a joke, but it makes up over 4% of Goldman Sachs' stock portfolio? what the fuck is that?

>> No.18883735

i'm so fucking close to dipping into air canada
please someone convince me otherwise. I know the financials were horrible, but the majority of the market is always speculating like 3-5 years ahead anyways

>> No.18883736

>>18883606
more info please, I can't find shit

>> No.18883741

>>18883691
That would lead to an insane overselling status. People will rush in an buy the dip, after surpassing previous high of 9000, we are straight going to 10.000 EoD.

Digits confirm this theory.

>> No.18883746

>>18883707
bro....

>> No.18883761

>>18883735
Airlines go broke all the time. Even if they file chapter 11, the airline might go on, but the share holders will be wiped out. Airlines are risky right now.

>> No.18883771

Starting to see some green on my options. Iron hands, boyos

>> No.18883779

>>18883726
bro....

>> No.18883781

where my MVIS chads at

sold 1.5k /shares at 1.8
got back my investment plus 3x+

still sitting comfy on 2k shares

>> No.18883783

>>18883647
I dont mind the risk but I dont have as much in there, if I had gains from early march or something I'd probs gtfo of it

>> No.18883786

>>18883606
>/biz/ only just learning about euro divvy stocks

>> No.18883798

>>18883771
live by the "can't lose if you don't sell" philosophy when you're down and you'll make it

>> No.18883804

>>18883707
Lmao do you not understand what negative available funds means? You must have bounced a deposit or something

>> No.18883810

>>18883659
Should we be shorting European booze?

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>>18883530
good idea desu

>> No.18883819

>>18883606
What is this stock. Please tell me.

>> No.18883829

>>18883781
Why’d you sell?

>> No.18883830

>>18883570
womp womp, more speculation

stay poor, poorfag

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Yeah, I'm thinking 1/21 $400 SPY Calls

>> No.18883833

>>18883741
>insane overselling status
i don't know the weekly and monthly candles look a little scary.

>> No.18883835

>>18883707
this nigga broke loooool

>> No.18883837

>>18883585
I have a theory about playing the earnings game and why it seems so fucked up. Disney is a perfect example to test my theory since they have earning atb. Everyone in their right mind knows Disney is fucked this year. The thing is, the people who have been holding Disney up until this point aren’t going to be surprised by a wild earnings miss. The people who are going to buy the earnings dip are going to see the iron hands of the shareholders who should already be well aware of the turmoil Disney is in. No dip for bear speculators so they fomo in and it is a Green Day after missing earnings, just like every other stock in the clown market.

>> No.18883838

>>18883675
You better short msft and amzn right now bro, NOK is down!

>> No.18883840

ITS OVER 9000!!!!

>> No.18883841

Put money in something this morning it gained ~3% since then, I went to put in a stop loss so if it dips I still get out green. Didn't double check what I was doing and put in a limit instead of a stop limit and whoosh I sold em all by accident haha. Made 27 buckaroos though.

>> No.18883842
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This market is overheating.
We are back to pre-crises levels already. Im not a bear, but I cant really buy stocks that just mooned 5% without any news.
>>18883818
I will celebrate with some Weihenstephaner wheat beer. Its honestly the best.

>> No.18883847

>>18883651
>1 post by this ID
>>18883570
you are SHOOK hahahhahahhahahhahah

>> No.18883849

>>18883831
1/15 stupid frog :(

>> No.18883850

>>18883697
It's anime? No it's not

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newfag here, is forex or stocks going to kill me first?

>> No.18883853

>>18883810
The opposite. Muslims drink a ton. They are two faced as shit.

>> No.18883858

>>18883833
And? Who cares?

>> No.18883860

>>18883841
Nice day trade bro

>> No.18883864

>>18883831
400 this summer likely July or august.

>> No.18883865

>>18882769
Cope

>> No.18883869
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ESTIMATED 1 HOUR UNTIL WE REACH $2900 ON SP500

>> No.18883870

>>18883804
Except I absolutely did not?

>> No.18883872

is now the time to short oil again
price increase from negative to $30 doesn't make a lot of sense to me

>> No.18883876

>>18883852
Both can kill you equally fast.

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>>18883858
>says digits confirm
>i get the digits
>a-a-and? wh-who cares!?
kek

>> No.18883890

>>18883852
forex more stressful than stocks

>> No.18883892

>>18883852
Trade options or CFDs to establish certainty on which financial products will fuck you the hardest.

>> No.18883896

>>18883852
forex probably, it's random as shit

>> No.18883899

>>18883842
And we are already back to normal. Everyone will consume 120% with their new savings from the "holidays". Everyone will get hired again and companies will have their best earnings in Q2.

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does anyone know why 10 year treasury bonds have been inversely correlated with 20 year treasury bonds recently? .

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Who here is a long term bear but is day trading to make more money in the short run before you think it will fall?

>> No.18883908

UK government will be cutting Huawei out from it's 5G network. UK-US economic and military alliance is too closely connected and Boris has just conceded to his Tory backbenchers who want Huawei out. Check the Telegraph if you need confirmation. This will effect UK stocks in a big way. Dump BT stocks as they use Huawei.

>> No.18883909

>>18883574
Dividend growth and dividend safety score

>> No.18883915

Anyone else holding oil companies disappointed in how their stocks doing today despite oil being up big?

>> No.18883919

>>18883635
>chisa
>winning
lmao. never going to happened. he fits more with the bitchjima

>> No.18883921

>I didnt buy rttr

>> No.18883923
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Do I buy in?

>> No.18883933

>>18883906
Here. Nowadays trading the volatility is the easiest part.

Stock market will face reality very soon, but as long as you make profit, i don't care about either way.

>> No.18883935

>>18883872
It doesn't make sense to you because you don't understand it and should therefore avoid it. Oil is far more complex than most people realize.

>> No.18883936

>>18883921
Fuck off pajeet.

>> No.18883943

>>18883905
debt market is trashed and wasted
bankers fucked up the bonds

>> No.18883962

New:
>>18883956
>>18883956
>>18883956
>>18883956
>>18883956

>> No.18883963

>>18883842
cheers though for me it's Hansa Export

>> No.18883965

>>18883915
holding PBT waiting for some sort of oil embargo to come in

>> No.18883968

>>18883842
>Weihenstephaner
Absolutely based and redpilled. I'd drink with you anon.
My favorite besides that is Flensburger dunkel.

>> No.18883974
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18883974

US Oil hitting last month's prices.

>> No.18883979

>>18883935
that's why it was so easy shorting it when it started dropping in price last time? what do you even mean
i made a fuckton from it going negative

>> No.18883981

>>18883909
thanks

>> No.18883983

>>18883906
I am. The s&p will reach 4000 this summer, just before a global deflationary bust that will take us from peak to trough in a matter of months.

>> No.18884002

>>18883574
% yield, payout ratio and free cash flow ratio.

>> No.18884022

>>18883847
Now there’s 2. You’re still a retard. You are playing with fire. You will likely get burned.

>> No.18884032
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18884032

>>18882801
> Jew programming

>> No.18884035

>>18883983
>in a matter of months.
in a matter of days*

>> No.18884041

>>18883831
Capped

>> No.18884098

>>18883259
>he missed the dip with that much money

Nigger if I had that kinda money I would have bought the March dip. The best I was able to do was increase my 401k contributions.

>> No.18884116

DIS about to keel over after 1 more pump lol, got 1 analyst downgrade. good luck 100 put guy

>> No.18884170

>>18883830
womp womp, show me your trading gains faggot.

not your fed pumped boomer hodls

>> No.18884208

>>18883585
>Except earnings for Ardmore shipping were released today and they were positive and still took a dump you retards
Admore is a literal who.
Yet their stock rose before earnings that dispite higher then they forecasted, were not stellar due to the fact that Admore specializes in product and chemicals, NOT CRUDE OIL.

Their earnings report is actually bullish.
If even they got profits...

DHT earnings will be decisive.
Anyway, people selling now are absolute retards. It dropped more then expected? YES
Should you sell now? NO.
Do people think this companies will be bankrupt during their best year ever?

>> No.18884236

>>18883423
You get reduced costs

>> No.18884272

>>18883853
Not the ones in Europe. They're religious af, more than the ones that stay home.

I'd short all European haram businesses.

t. knower

>> No.18884499

I LITERALLY BOUGHT SOME SPY CALLS AT THE TOP TODAY
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18884557

>>18884499
we go up to 3000 nigga

>> No.18884649

>>18883852
Forex is spastic af

but the money can be good if you keep your risk at a minimum

>> No.18884789

>>18883829
to cut some of his risk and take a little profit.