/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18874669]

Late night edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/stockings/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

Previous thread:
>>18872450

[Anonymous No.18874723]

first for fuck crabs

[Anonymous No.18874730]

Here it is, the CUNNY stock group:
C - Citigroup Inc
UN - Unilever NV
N - Namaste Technologies
Y - Alleghany Corporation

But since Namaste looks like a shit penny stock, there's this alternative:
C - Citigroup Inc
UN - Unilever NV
NYA - NYSE Composite
CU - Canadian Utilities Limited Class A
TE - TE Connectivity Ltd

[Anonymous No.18874746]

4000 this summer

[Anonymous No.18874760]

Are these good efts?
>qqq
>gld
>vea
>voo
>spy
Which 5 should I look into?

[Anonymous No.18874774]

Natural gas bros check in. You ready for our time as those oil cucks seethe.

[Anonymous No.18874819]

I am the Captain Now

[Anonymous No.18874825]

Butt
Uterus
Licking
Lovers

Nasty bastards. I cant wait until you get slaughtered by bear gang

[Anonymous No.18874829]

>>18874774
>people are riding the widow maker in /smg/

We’ve reached peak boomer

[Anonymous No.18874842]

I know the instant I am bullish, thats when it all comes down.

[Anonymous No.18874843]

Remember to buy MVIS tomorrow morning and sell at close or Wednesday. Worth a day trade strike

[Anonymous No.18874847]

>>18874774
ENBL
PE
SM

All I have right now in Natural gas.
Keep telling poverty to buy in now but poverty won’t listen to reason.
Hence they lose money like losers they are.

[Anonymous No.18874849]

calls on Dis

you heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.18874857]

>>18874760
If youre gonna ETF just pick any s&p500 one and call it good, its not rocket science.

[Anonymous No.18874876]

>>18874849
WERD

[Anonymous No.18874877]

>>18874730
TE makes good stuff, I can vouch for them

[Anonymous No.18874888]

I fucking hate stocks, but man do I love anime tits!

[Anonymous No.18874905]

>>18874849
>>18874876
Literally who the fuck wants to go to a park packed with sick children during a pandemic?

[Anonymous No.18874910]

>>18874888
>I fucking hate stocks
Bro....

[Anonymous No.18874919]

>>18874905
small brain

[Anonymous No.18874933]

>>18874876
>everything Disney touches turns to trash
>but they have so MUCH stuff

[Anonymous No.18874935]

>>18874919
Oh, and how can they afford a fancy theme park when they dont even have a job? Lmao
>inb4 pent up demand
>inb4 jobs just come back

[Anonymous No.18874940]

Green futures. Does this mean the day ends red?

[Anonymous No.18874943]

>>18874723

[Anonymous No.18874962]

With how bizarro this market is I can see Disney having a terrible earnings but spike up on huge Disney+ subscription numbers.

[Anonymous No.18874973]

>>18874905
Children don't even catch the virus

[Anonymous No.18874977]

>>18874669
Since futures are again +1%...this whole depression is cancelled with just printing more money and raising more debt, that easily? Why would anyone ever be scared of recessions, depressions or corrections again when Central banks can just print you out of it? Why would anyone ever in life short anything? This is the end of free market.

t. Longing everything.

[Anonymous No.18875028]

>>18874973
Actually yes the little shits do,
Some have CoronaVirus toes.
Nasty shit.

[Anonymous No.18875040]

Lost money because of the old guy warren buffet. He has sway over the market so i intended to dump my stocks. Airliner ends up plummeting. Sell. Goes back to normal by end of day. Reeeeeee Im pist. I sold because of the effect he can have on the market. Worst part is I convinced someone else to sell their stocks for a sizeable loss that couldve been close to a 0 loss had I kept my mouth shut! Back to not listening to the media or buffet for stock advice as its only screwed me over for the most part.

[Anonymous No.18875045]

What about drive in theaters bro’s? Can they make a come back?

[Anonymous No.18875047]

>>18874973
They are super spreaders. They catch it but are not affected, then they bring it home to their boomer parents and they die.

[Anonymous No.18875056]

>>18874977
You have to remember the market is inherently adversarial, and for every position you make a gain on, someone else had to lose for.

[Anonymous No.18875057]

>>18874905
are you old or overweight with underlying health problems?

which one is it that is causing you to be so fearful?

Children don't give a fuck about a virus and the instant they find out they can go meet mickey their parents will be packing their bags and going. Its fucking magical, not even the Chinese virus can stop that.

Imagine being afraid to leave your house because of something that effects 0.005% of your countries/state/city population. 99% of people who get it, get over it! please stay inside forever, nobody will miss you.

[Anonymous No.18875063]

>>18874962
>it doesn't make make any money but Disney+ has subscribers!
>dude, Netflix
>POOMP IT
Yea I can see it

[Anonymous No.18875069]

does this look like a good time to buy XLY?

[Anonymous No.18875072]

>>18875040
buffet's decisions don't seem to be correct to retail plebs right away. we'll see what happens in a few months

[Anonymous No.18875073]

>>18874977
REEEEEE i want a crash it's not fair
fuck the fed

[Anonymous No.18875083]

>>18874940
Rolling

3 > 0 > 6 > 1 > 4

[Anonymous No.18875089]

>>18875057
>Kids just go to Disney World alone
Ok pedo.

[Anonymous No.18875093]

$FRO get in this week or miss out, should be under 9 for another few days

>bottom of a fish hook looks to be forming throughout this week, likely bottom is tomorrow or Wednesday
>HUGE earnings coming up (News Catalyst), as the oil glut has made tanker companies do extremely well
>sky is the limit, this bitch almost hit $400 during the '08 recession

Only thing I don't see is the increase in volume but I suspect that's coming this week I know I'll be grabbing more

[Anonymous No.18875099]

I think the drive through girl at McDonald's is into me bros... She was smiling and acting all nice when she handed me my order of bacon McDoubles.
Well, I assume she was smiling, she had a mask on .
People are being nicer and more outgoing me today and I'm not sure exactly why. But if I had to guess, I think that my continence plays a large part in it.
That's right bros, you told me it couldn't be done, but I have undertaken the greatest challenge of the decade: I'm not giving in to my passions or whims in the month of May. That means no sex, no masturbation, and no buying of low-quality stocks
So far I'm doing really well, I haven't touched myself lustfully in over 48 hours and I haven't bought any low quality stocks in at least 12 hours.
We're all going to make it, bros.

[Anonymous No.18875100]

>>18874977
brainlet. futures were red sunday night and market still closed up green last hour today. complete opposite can happen tomorrow. futures are meaningless with such high volatility.

[Anonymous No.18875120]

>>18875047
>children with their weak and immature immune system catch deadly virus
>catch it but are not effected

You know what you call an asymptomatic person? Healthy.

Anon, are you saying children have better immune systems than adults?

[Anonymous No.18875124]

>>18875073
Me too. Buffet trucked me. He knows he has an effect on the market. Now the stock i sold for a loss is back up above my avg.

However if this market can stay like this for just a few more months I may be able to get away with a position that has no risk with good rewards.

[Anonymous No.18875127]

>>18874935
>Disney is strictly theme parks

[Anonymous No.18875128]

>>18875099
>she just got a text from chad about fucking her tonight and she was smiling this means she likes me
lololol

[Anonymous No.18875134]

>>18875093
FRO had a 5:1 split in February 2016. It's peak price when properly accounting for that was ~$70 in June 2008.

[Anonymous No.18875140]

>>18874774
>not investing in pipelines that transport both

[Anonymous No.18875145]

>>18874935
>service and retail are important members of society
nah and most of them are making more on unemployment than they were in their jobs, they'll still throw their money away like they used to

[Anonymous No.18875149]

>>18875120
Oh shit, I didn't know you were actually retarded. Sorry, mate.

[Anonymous No.18875155]

>>18875093
>>sky is the limit, this bitch almost hit $400 during the '08 recession
They're called stock splits, retard. Go someplace more your speed.

[Anonymous No.18875163]

>>18874935
Not everyone is poor like you.

[Anonymous No.18875165]

[Anonymous No.18875167]

>>18875047
never thought I would say this but based kids

[Anonymous No.18875185]

>>18875163
>Poor
Naw I'm good. Im in healthcare software.

[Anonymous No.18875219]

>>18875185
>"in" healthcare software
pffttthahahaha [x] doubt
you type like a nigger

you have 30 seconds to select all from the table named "niggers", i know you're slapping that refresh button

[Anonymous No.18875230]

>>18875219

[Anonymous No.18875238]

>>18875047
a lot of studies/reports actually show that you're wrong:

https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.19.049254v1
https://www.medrxiv.org/content/medrxiv/early/2020/03/30/2020.03.26.20044826.full.pdf

lots of data/experts suggest that children spread the virus far less than adults. Lots of arguments that kids are apparently not big spreaders at all and are often infected by adults.

Also when they are infected it's usually extremely mild. Check the CDC charts on deaths by age - around ~100 deaths total for *EVERYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 24*. Keep in mind this is for the entire country, 3 months worth of data. ~100 deaths. From COVID-19. For people under 24, COVID-19 is a literal nothing burger.

In conclusion, you're a huge fucking retard and spreading false information.

[Anonymous No.18875243]

>>18875185
times up dumbass. fucking retard kys

[Anonymous No.18875254]

Ctrl+F MVIS......ngmi.

[Anonymous No.18875265]

>>18875128
She was a chubby Mexican looking girl
Bro her eyes lit up before she even handed me the bags of McDoubles, and she gave me a special "have a good night" after. I know how to see lust in a woman's eyes, even with the mask on. And that's what I saw tonight

[Anonymous No.18875277]

>>18875238
>god himself smiting boomers
Does anything not hate boomers?

[Anonymous No.18875279]

>he bought the top

[Anonymous No.18875280]

>>18875047
Kids say the darndest things.

[Anonymous No.18875298]

>>18875279

[Anonymous No.18875301]

>>18874940
What if we're already cursed (or blessed) with 5?

[Anonymous No.18875308]

>>18875056
nice one brainlet. Too bad you didn't consider when stock prices keep rising and people are selling? Fucking pseud shut ur mouth

[Anonymous No.18875326]

>>18875279
>knife
>not catching the katana

[Anonymous No.18875391]

>>18874940
8 > 1 > 5 > 3 > 0 > 7 > the rest
8 is the ultimate power of persuasion, you just have to get used to using reverse psychology literally every waking moment.

[Anonymous No.18875415]

>>18875047
>"Children are significantly less likely than adults to develop severe disease, and reported pediatric deaths are rare."
>"The age associations highlighted particularly low expression in samples from very young children (newborn to 3 years old)... reports suggest that most infants and young children cases do not display severe disease..."
>"Overall, these patterns may be important in understanding why children are more resistant to COVID-19 and and in considering risk during pregnancy."
Source: https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.19.049254v2.full.pdf

>"Our investigation found no evidence of children infecting teachers."
>"SARS-CoV-2 transmission in children in schools appears considerably less than seen for other respiratory viruses, such as influenza."
Source: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/6877277-NCIRS-NSW-Schools.html#document/p1

I could go on. Hopefully you realize how stupid you are though.

[Anonymous No.18875463]

I fixed the earnings report.

[Anonymous No.18875464]

>tfw panic sold half my portfolio today because the 90 year old diapershitter gave me nightmares about a bloody monday
oh well. didn't need so much BA, LUV and DAL anyways. didn't even get them very cheap. being only 50% cash right now was giving me anxiety. 75% cash is much comfier, plus im more confident in my current investments.

[Anonymous No.18875477]

BUY MVIS OR KILL YOURSELF

[Anonymous No.18875496]

>>18875140
What companies do that? I have OKE do you have any recommendations?

[Anonymous No.18875508]

ok, I get it, stonks go up, I'm gonna buy calls

[Anonymous No.18875545]

>>18874843
Won't it drop premarket today? The stock was almost removed from the NASDAQ last year, wasn't it? What's so special?

[Anonymous No.18875553]

>>18875464
You will thank him soon.

[Anonymous No.18875557]

how will orange man play out this delicate situation with china? he needs to retaliate for the virus so he doesn't seem weak but if he slaps tariffs or gets belligerent the market will dive

[Anonymous No.18875564]

>>18875464
>>tfw panic sold half my portfolio today because the 90 year old diapershitter gave me nightmares about a bloody monday
This. No actual nightmares tho. Sold out of 4 different positions because I was convinced this boomer was gonna crash the market, not just airlines. Ended up convincing someone else as well and feel bad about it. No more taking his opinion regarding if I should sell stocks. Got out of UAL, RTX (about the only good play), NWL, GE, and a few more.

Ended up loading up more on a meme stock lol.

[Anonymous No.18875582]

>>18875545
it's the next pajeet PND. people are spreading rumors about a microsoft buy out.

[Anonymous No.18875586]

>>18875564
>No more taking his opinion regarding if I should sell stocks.
I meant the old geezer here.

[Anonymous No.18875598]

>>18875557
He wants 6 trillion stimulus and negative interest rates and public works projects. He will do anything for "economy." But he also hates China, so he will bust the balls of any company that doesn't fall in line. They were in his sights before this and now he basically has carte blanche to fulfill this mandate.

[Anonymous No.18875642]

>>18875598
Surely he is that coordinated and focused. All part of the master plan...hmmmm
>negative interest rates
I see that announced I switch entirely to gold that same day.

[Anonymous No.18875645]

>>18874940
1 plz

[Anonymous No.18875649]

>>18875557
looks to me like he's going to retaliate by driving manufacturing out of China and back to the US, which would provide a benefit on two ends: Hurt China, and bring jobs to America.

[Anonymous No.18875665]

>>18875649
He might be trying but it seems those jobs leaving china are heading to southeast asia like vietnam and india. I doubt we will see jobs come back to the US even if forced out of China.

[Anonymous No.18875666]

>>18875477
pack it up boys, reddit got wind

[Anonymous No.18875671]

Anyone has a link of that website that showed subnormal options activity?

[Anonymous No.18875679]

>>18875649
>nearly 4 years into his presidency
>this time FOR REAL
Is this ironic posting?

[Anonymous No.18875689]

>>18875391
4 is the biz one, ez example:
>Go to Vegas
>guess the number on the roulette
>50% chance to win 35 to 1 if you win

[Anonymous No.18875702]

>>18875564
im holding RTX until they get some good contracts. /biz/ memed me into it.

>>18875557
i think the best route is defense spending. arm taiwan, japan, south korea, maybe even vietnam. give em all good deals on f-35s. go long on LMT. it's starting to look like a new cold war.

[Anonymous No.18875735]

>>18875679
>if I pretend hes not doing it, then hes not doing it!
Four more years coming, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18875743]

Should I go all in on RTX right now?

[Anonymous No.18875744]

>>18875702
>im holding RTX until they get some good contracts. /biz/ memed me into it.

I suggest you sell before the inevitable earnings dump and buy back in if you're that committed to the company

[Anonymous No.18875766]

>>18875735
Nope, not your sparring partner /pol/.
I mean all the tariffs over the years did was move supply chains through other countries in SEA. And rain hellfire on US s(_)ybean agriculture.

[Anonymous No.18875773]

>>18875743
Ooo, 58$ might be good long term buy.
Interesting it dropped so low.
Is there some news I am missing?

[Anonymous No.18875783]

Level with me biz where will the s&p be on May 31st? I can see a case for 3200 just as easy as 1500. I know a crab walk is more likely but I feel like some crazy volatility is coming sooner or later. What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.18875787]

as someone that started at $100 with oil, then went to $200 from that, and is now that $400 from mvis, is it a good idea to hold that til thursday? I've done a 4x this month and my only regret is not putting in more money. im just gonna keep trading like a retard on shills and hope it keeps doubling to 20k

[Anonymous No.18875790]

>>18875744
probably a smart move but i only got like 13 shares. i could just average down, i love losing money anyways it's part of the fun.

[Anonymous No.18875803]

>>18875773
Idk doesn't seem like that steep of a dip though so it's probably just correcting. I'll take your advice and buy a few shares for now and maybe more if it dips lower.

[Anonymous No.18875813]

I like Naruto Shippuden bros

[Anonymous No.18875817]

Thanks buffet, I bought dal near 20$ mark yesterday

[Anonymous No.18875852]

>>18875099
I stopped going to my nearest mcdonalds because a fast food worker was nice to me
This tall white girl named Sam started smiling at me and laughing whenever she recognized my voice on the intercom, and gave me free food all the time. One time I asked her why, she said it was because I was nice. I was polite, but I am pretty sure I didnt say anything overly nice. What is there to say at a fast food drive thru, right? And she was white, I was asian. I felt strange getting hit on by a white girl. She was gorgeous and didnt belong at a mcdonalds doing drive thru work, so I had no idea how to approach this situation. So I simply ignored it, like the spineless cuck nobody raised me into. Sometimes Id go back inevitably, and she would be there. I never forgot when we first met, she handed me my order and her eyes got super wide while staring at me, like she was looking at the most beautiful guy in the world, but again how could that be me? Well, it's over now.

[Anonymous No.18875854]

>>18875803
Good hunting anon-kun,

[Anonymous No.18875857]

>>18875702

RTX will be fine. The UTX merger was kind of unfortunate in that it brings exposure to commercial aerospace but all in all RTX is doing well.

LMT actually has more problems than RTX; if anything you should go with Northrop

[Anonymous No.18875859]

>>18874829
Not really, people are just being stupid. Probably the same people who were buying airlines and cruises and Dave and busters and shit. Some of us did a UNG trade a while back that went okay, profitable but stressful.

Energy right now is volatile as fuck. I’m not even going to bother warning these folks:

>>18875374

Hell, or these folks:
>>18875472

[Anonymous No.18875860]

Biz whats your take on pipeline plays for both natural gas and oil?

[Anonymous No.18875865]

>>18875744

Their earnings won't be bad though. RTX is just going to follow the general market for the time being.

To dump back to 50 we probably have to hit SPY 260

[Anonymous No.18875873]

>>18875860
Feels inferior to tankers DESU. Pipelines are doing this kind of out of desperation to get any revenue. Tanker holding CEOs are pieces of shit that live for rare times like this.
Once the oil starts being burned off, dump those tards again and go back into pipelines if you want.

[Anonymous No.18875875]

>>18874669
>Dow futures rise 200 points as investors focus on reopening of economy

CNBC Headline - not even MSM know how to rationalize this shitshow right now. haha

[Anonymous No.18875881]

>>18874669
GILEAD

[Anonymous No.18875889]

>>18875857
>LMT actually has more problems than RTX
I find that highly doubtful. Are you the guy who works for Ng? You sneaky snake you!

>>18875865
I expect them to shit the bed completely. They need to demonstrate to Wall Street that the merger is going successfully and that the sum of the parts is greater than the two individual companies.

But now they have business that corona just fucked them out of and Boeing just fucked them out of.

I don’t know how much of UTX’s total revenue came from commercial airliners, but I would make sure to find that shit out if I were investing in them.

[Anonymous No.18875902]

London opens in 52 minutes right?

[Anonymous No.18875916]

I'd wait for a dip before hopping back onto tankers, especially with crude climbing. We have a lot of time until this month rolls over and that is when I expect crude to dip again and tankers to pump in response.

I have limit buys for STNG

EURN at 10.5 & 10

I'd also like to pick up a bundle of natural gas tanker preferred shares TGP.PB at $20 (yield is like 15% at that face value). Dont think it goes that low again unless we tank though

[Anonymous No.18875924]

>>18875875
It’s literally an algorithm brainlet.

>>18875028
>zoomer footfags BTFO of sexy teen toe porn
Based

[Anonymous No.18875943]

GUYS IM SAD

I sold my Snoy boy stocks at a loss because I heard about TLOU and how it was supposed to be a launch title for their new shitbox... then it shot up 1+% after hours.

[Anonymous No.18875944]

>>18875889

Most of UTX airline exposure is in the private jet industry though, not really commercial airliners.

RTX makes most of its money on government software contracts.

Sure this being debacle isn't good for then but they are far from being one of the most negatively affected parties in all this.

[Anonymous No.18875955]

>>18875943
The only place worse to get advice from than /biz/ is /v/. Most of the money is in the hands of boomers and they don't care if game X is trash, only about how much money game X makes.

[Anonymous No.18875959]

>>18875944
I believe GD was the one who did private jets. I don’t think that will really be the solution that comes out of this, but it could see an increase in demand.

Are you trying to say LMT has commercial airliner exposure? I think it’s more Boeing and I guess Honeywell and probably GE.

[Anonymous No.18875961]

>>18874940
r

[Anonymous No.18875973]

>>18875955
Kek good point. An indicator I used for Nintendo was how angry /v/ and /vp/ got over smash bros characters and pokemon having not enough Pokemon.

You just know they’re still going to buy it all and so will all the parents with kids they need to entertain.

Oh shit they report this week too I think!!

[Anonymous No.18875975]

>>18875924
Doesnt change that there's people who take it seriously. Doesnt change the possibility its manipulated into showing us what the big firms want us to see.

[Anonymous No.18875989]

>>18875924
What's your point brainlet? Futures are a huge indicator and in the majority of the times right.

[Anonymous No.18875991]

>>18874940
1 please.
But it would be best if I had 0.

[Anonymous No.18875998]

>>18875989
Right about what?

[Anonymous No.18876022]

>>18875875
>not even MSM know how to rationalize this shitshow right now
biz media headlines are always like that if there's no specific news to pin the market moves on. Stonks up on blah blah stonks down on blah blah concerns.

[Anonymous No.18876035]

>>18875852
You sound like an attractive young man, she was probably amazed by your looks and your personality

[Anonymous No.18876050]

>>18875099
>continence
McDubs confirms. Ask her out tomorrow and tell us how it went

[Anonymous No.18876058]

>>18876022
If the past 2-3 months & 2016 haven’t pointed out incompetence of MSM nothing will make normies understand.

[Anonymous No.18876074]

>>18875265
By the end of the May you'll be fucking the sofa cushions. Any hambeast will start looking good. Better cut your losses

[Anonymous No.18876079]

>>18875991
Well well well...
Looks like life just got a lot more interesting!

[Anonymous No.18876084]

>>18876058
biz media is stupid in its own special way.

[Anonymous No.18876095]

We did it Polo Bros. We saved the airlines.

[Anonymous No.18876096]

>>18875127

Go have a look at where their revenues actually come from. I'll wait.

[Anonymous No.18876109]

>>18876095
buffet sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.18876115]

>>18876109
Buffett sold a month ago

[Anonymous No.18876117]

>>18876095
BY THE POWER OF OPTIMISM

[Anonymous No.18876129]

>>18876115
yes, on 3-4th april something, that was the bottom

[Anonymous No.18876153]

Over the past few weeks I went from being up 28k YTD to being up barely 3k. Thanks, Jerome!

[Anonymous No.18876170]

Now that the virus and lockdown is over. What to invest?

[Anonymous No.18876173]

26 Zoom insiders sold stock worth $175 million. lol

[Anonymous No.18876176]

>>18876170
Gold

[Anonymous No.18876190]

>>18876153
Trump was briefed Jan. 23

Powell's job is to come in after the fact and clean up

[Anonymous No.18876193]

>JNJ
>AMD
>NVDA
>NIO
>YELP
yeah, i'm balls deep in JANNY

[Anonymous No.18876194]

>>18876170
Cunny.

Also
>over

if you’re not 90% cash you’re a dummy

[Anonymous No.18876195]

>>18876176

Isnt gold price going down? Now that theres no need and economy is running normal.

[Anonymous No.18876198]

>>18875889
That is bullshit thinking that Raytheon is going to die on earnings.

If you really think that then put your money where your mouth is and load up on puts.

[Anonymous No.18876205]

Confirmed. McDonald’s is training workers to hit on customers and flirting needs to be noticeable, to get hired during the interview.

[Anonymous No.18876211]

>>18875040
airlines are all going bankrupt, no one is flying internationally for like 1-2 years at least

[Anonymous No.18876215]

Lads I feel like now is a bad time to go long on almost anything, but I wanna go long on defense. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.18876219]

Everyones starting to get cocky bros.

[Anonymous No.18876222]

>>18876153

[Anonymous No.18876224]

>>18876195
>Isnt gold price going down?
Nope
>Now that theres no need and economy is running normal.
3/10
Really though >>18876194 has it

[Anonymous No.18876245]

>>18876215
uhhh....go long on defense? Invest in what you know or feel comfortable with. Will you get much in the way of gains? Ehhh. But you can almost think of them like short term bond holds.
>3 month bond yield is 0.13%
Ok, better bonds

[Anonymous No.18876246]

>>18876194
75% cash master race. it's like you hate having fun. money is fucking worthless anyways, i have been saving so much money in quarantine because all my eateries and coffee shops are closed, plus i quit smoking.

[Anonymous No.18876249]

>>18876211
didn't they say that when SARS 1 happened and 9/11 too? People are stupid like chickens they only think in the moment not in the future or the past. People are going to want to travel even if they "dont think so on those questionnaires"

[Anonymous No.18876264]

>>18875040
3 trillion in fedbux announcement brought the whole market up. Don’t be so hard on yourself.

[Anonymous No.18876266]

>>18876245
The question is rather to stay in the market at all. I'm of the opinion we are heading towards a down turn and I'm basically just asking myself if the defense sector will be among the winners.

[Anonymous No.18876270]

Am I the only person that thinks Powell has done a good job so far reacting to the hand he was dealt by the Chinese virus?

[Anonymous No.18876283]

>>18876249
>didn't they say that when SARS 1 happened and 9/11 too?
It took 4 years for airlines to recover from 9/11 and that was because of 3000 people dying in a terrorist attack. Which I guess that number is retroactively a "nothing burger" now.

[Anonymous No.18876284]

>>18875787
dont you will lose.

[Anonymous No.18876287]

>>18876270
I agree. He's fighting a potential deflationary spiral. It's not his fault the stock market is irrational - he can't control their hopium.
There are anons who legitimately think Powell should've done nothing. That's how the Great Depression happened.

[Anonymous No.18876294]

>>18876022
>>18875875
Dont even read those headlines, its all cope and manipulation
Search for numbers, rest is just bullshit

[Anonymous No.18876304]

>>18876287
TRAP made the 2008 crash worse and longer. This will be the same thing. The QE has to keep getting stronger every time.
>oh no stocks are crashing
Who cares? All QE does is concentrate even more money into equities holders at the expense of every other asset class.

[Anonymous No.18876306]

>>18875545
Haha like Ag Eagle Drones or whatever the fuck being bought by Amazon. I made a quick $50 and left right away that last day, but people were trying to pump it for a good month. Lots of four and five dollar baggies now

[Anonymous No.18876314]

>>18876198
Have you even bothered to research utx’s commercial airliner revenue?
You might be the worst of the shills, your thesis is straight hopium.

[Anonymous No.18876316]

>>18876294
It's true. They're unavoidable in my news feed though. I would like to have a news feed that only gives news releases directly from companies but I don't think that's something I can do.

[Anonymous No.18876321]

Should I be concerned if a company is offering 1.5 billion in senior notes? Is that going to dilute share price?

[Anonymous No.18876322]

where is the logic in investing in tankers?
you know that an oil tanker is not an oil bank, but an oil taxi.

oil gets pumped out of ground>moved to storage on land>either pumped through pipelines to get to processing or sent to tankers to be then be moved to processing.

tankers have no reason to increase in value and are a shit investment. you know how long it takes to build an oil tanker? years.

[Anonymous No.18876327]

>>18876266
>if the defense sector will be among the winners
i think so but im a retard who's also long on oil and lithium. honestly though it looks like we might be entering a cold war. we're already in a chinese proxy war via venezuela, and china is exploiting the shanghai shivers to flex in the south sea. these are developments that have already happened in the past couple months.

china already has taiwan and HK on the menu, and they're trying to speed it up while the rest of the world deals with the wuhan flu. it doesn't matter who's president when george soros wants to put xi in his place either.

[Anonymous No.18876330]

>>18876287
Another Great Depression would unironically be a good thing. The world economy needs a reset.

[Anonymous No.18876335]

>>18876287
Right, I’ve seen a lot of talk from those anons lately, didn’t think they understood most of the reasoning behind some of the feds actions.

[Anonymous No.18876336]

>>18876322
He he moves the spice controls the spice

[Anonymous No.18876341]

>>18876314
Do you have any figures or sources for your data/claims. I am not doubting the possibility but I would like to see some documentation since I tried looking on the sec but couldn't find any forms since the merger.

[Anonymous No.18876342]

>>18876304
it's not about stocks even, it's about deflation. there are moments when QE serves a purpose - to break us out of potential spirals, like the one we're entering. the Great Depression was utterly pointless and could've been averted with sound policy.
the stock market will still crash. the fed won't - and can't - stop it. that's not what im worried about

[Anonymous No.18876344]

>>18876050
Bro I can't go to McDonald's two times in the same week, what kind of person do you take me for?

>>18876219
This is TRUE I was saying this today
Cockiness everywhere I look, except for the real niggas like buffett who are just chilling saying "no one knows what's going on lol"

[Anonymous No.18876355]

>>18876330
Only after I sell. Keep going up for now.

[Anonymous No.18876359]

>>18876342
>that's not what im worried about

Then what are you worried about anon?

[Anonymous No.18876365]

>>18876322
They are mobile storage that refineries and wells hire to store their oil for the day when it's worth it to process it. And they can sail to your port.
Think of them as oil landlords. They contribute nothing to society but make a lot of money as middlemen. They are also unbelievable scum.
>>18876321
It shouldn't. Normally shares might go slightly up since it'll make current shareholders feel more secure that their shares won't be diluted. But that depends on why the bonds had to be issued.

[Anonymous No.18876370]

>>18876355
>he hasn't sold yet

[Anonymous No.18876374]

>>18876249
how are you going to travel internationally if other nations, not USA have shut their boarders? you cant fly to new zealand for example. boarder is closed until further notice.
other nations dont want americans spreading their bat aids after they get control of the disease within their own country.
american airlines are DEAD. do not invest.

[Anonymous No.18876379]

>>18876322
>moved to storage on land
That's the critical part of the thesis. Tankers mooned because storage is full and tankers are, or were very recently, being used as improvised temporary storage. This is likely still the case but I'm not completely sure what the situation is right now.

[Anonymous No.18876380]

>>18874669
Making those Shell tendies boyssssss

[Anonymous No.18876383]

>>18876370
Bought some nice dip in March, going well

[Anonymous No.18876384]

>>18876219
Please dont dump it, Mr. Bog.
>>18876270
I have no idea what meassures were based on the Fed and what based on the gouvernment.
All I see today is a treasury-bank, who might as well be one and the same after 2008.
>>18876336
When pumps and stocks travel in the same chart, the bulls believe nothing can stand in their way. Their investments moon headlong - higher and higher and higher. They put aside all thoughts of selling and forget the dump does not show itself to the man in a blind pump until it's too late.

[Anonymous No.18876386]

>>18876342
Deflation would not be an existential threat if the debt wasn't stupid high to begin with. It should be eye opening to everyone how even MAJOR companies completely got consumed by unstoppable debt when they were on pause for 1 month. I have very little faith that the Fed will "turn off the hose" at the right time to prevent inflation. The indicators lag too much and new problems can arise in the meantime.
It's just the old acquire debt -> inflate it away paradigm from Nixon just now embedded into the very soul of the Fed.

[Anonymous No.18876387]

>>18876344
do it bro. i love the chubby young mexican girls who work in fast food. they're all just looking for successful trading chads to get them pregnant.

god i want to breed a chubby mexican girl so bad bros.

[Anonymous No.18876392]

>>18876316
That would be so fucking based

[Anonymous No.18876394]

>>18876380
> Shell tendies boyssssss

You fool.

>Shell's board of directors is stuffed with Green energy cultists
>explicitly made clear that this isn't a temporary dividend cut in the conference call.
>Hasn't raised dividend since 2014
>Tried to reduce dividend through share buybacks which bit them in the ass with oil price collapsed and shanghai shivers happened.
>Shutting down oil and gas projects for north sea windmills
>IS DUTCH.

[Anonymous No.18876396]

>>18876336
no. he who pumps it and refines it controls it. PUMP EEEET

[Anonymous No.18876398]

>>18876344
>Cockiness everywhere I look
Pointing that out made me actually a bit more bullish because when we dump its gonna be based on uncertainty. If everyone is cocky they will just buy the "dip"... until the dip keeps dipping more than they can buy.

[Anonymous No.18876415]

>>18876335
60% of the things that /smg/ posters say about the fed are strictly, factually incorrect. Another 25% are "soft wrong", things that are sort of opinions, not falsifiable, but certainly not correct.

All of this, despite the fact that the fed is crystal clear about sharing their outlooks.
Any time someone in these threads criticizes the fed, they're just paraphrasing something that they read on ZH or Twitter, never talking about what the fed is actually saying. You'll never see someone say "Jerome said this in October but did something else in December". And that's because these kids out here aren't reading or listening to what Powell is saying, they're reading memes or the first paragraph of articles about it...
Fuck em

[Anonymous No.18876417]

>>18874940
rollan

[Anonymous No.18876429]

>>18876365
no they are oil taxi's, working for change and tips. they exist to transport oil to refineries from areas that have no refining capabilities.

there is currently an oil mega surplus, the refineries cant process what the have, and the guys who are pumping it out the ground arent stopping, n on is consuming it. if anything would profit from this it would be the refineries and processing plants. because they are transforming Cheap Oil into Expensive Gasoline for example.

[Anonymous No.18876431]

>>18876387
I have a non chubby Mexican girl at my work
But I can't get down with any of the real Indian looking ones. You know, the dark skinned small ones who are like 100% native blood. I mean she's kind of cute but that's just not my flavor

[Anonymous No.18876436]

>>18876394
>3rd highest revenue company in the world, above every single oil supermajor
>Diversification into gas and electricity
>Expansion into electric car charging stations
>Oil platforms from Antarctica to Russia
Do you think other companies can afford to keep their divvy, while Shell cuts it? Obviously they are setting up for growth.

[Anonymous No.18876444]

>>18876386
i think the bigger concern that leads to deflation is lack of demand. huge unemployment, everyone's broke, landlords aren't getting paid, mortages on hold, everyone staying home. everyone has to be more frugal because they're broke, and everything is fucking closed so nobody can spend any money anyways. and all this sanctimonious #STAYHOMESAVELIVES slacktivism is going to last long after the economies open up. so will the unemployment.

[Anonymous No.18876446]

>>18876415
>60% of the things that /smg/ posters say about the fed are strictly, factually incorrect. Another 25% are "soft wrong", things that are sort of opinions, not falsifiable, but certainly not correct.
95% have no clue about the Fed and 5% have a little bit of information.
What goes on in the Fed, US treasury and the high echelons of the banks is more secret than what goes on in the pentagon, so all we can do is throw chicken bones and call Powell a fag or hero.
Even if we understood shit the algos would know it five days before we do.

Or its just me who is retarded and you all actually know whats going on. Then good for you.

[Anonymous No.18876452]

>>18876398
It's bullish cockiness and bearish cockiness at the same time, in significant measure
Even the crabs are getting cocky
Everyone is sure that the market is going to go up or down or sideways based on whatever signals they're looking at
I remember the same sentiment happened in 2019 sometime, I just don't rember when. I can feel it though

[Anonymous No.18876454]

>>18876444
there is no lack of demand, people are willing to go out right fucking now if they could

checked tho

[Anonymous No.18876459]

>>18876341
>Do you have any figures or sources for your data/claims.
What data/claims?
Just look at UTX’s last quarter or yearly earnings report, it should tell you all you need to know about their revenue streams.

[Anonymous No.18876463]

>>18876452
but 2019 was a completely bullish year

[Anonymous No.18876464]

>>18876446
The fed is very clear
Read or listen to their announcements for the past year, and then watch what they've done.
It's all completely coherent, sensible, and correct.

[Anonymous No.18876467]

who /ridin with Biden/ here?

[Anonymous No.18876474]

>>18876359
if overvalued stocks tumble a bit in value, so be it. im worried about a Great Depression level of catastrophe - a lot decade of sparsity and unemployment
>>18876386
for the Great Depression and the Long Depression, deflation was a killer, even without modern levels of debt

[Anonymous No.18876478]

>>18876463
Bro... Were you here in 2019?
May 2019 especially was nuts, the tariffs on both sides kept going up and Beijing and DC were more and more antagonistic, no one knew if it was going to end. There were other little speed bumps that we hit as well

[Anonymous No.18876479]

I finally managed to buy a dip and not the top.

[Anonymous No.18876489]

>>18876454
we can't really tell in the west yet, but pumping the breaks on your economy is going to have lasting pain. in china the government was giving people little coupon vouchers to encourage people to go out because they were struggling to restart their economy. now that may have also been because even the citizens knew the CCP lied about having contained the virus, but there is no hope of containment in the west anymore.

[Anonymous No.18876492]

>>18876474
If we do hit a great depression what happens? Do we under go another global war? Do states collapse, etc.? How ill this one be different 1930s? Will our soilets die out?

How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.18876498]

Do not reply to FATTY NATTs

[Anonymous No.18876503]

>>18876444
>i think the bigger concern that leads to deflation is lack of demand
Again. It wouldn't have to be immediately unloaded on by a "bazooka" if it weren't for the debt. Jerome did the only thing the Fed can do and unleashed infinite QE. Every time the Fed does this they have to amp it up because interest rates are kept so long for so long its what you have to do to have any effect. It grows the debt and dumps the excess inflation into (primarily) equities creating wealth not backed by assets.
Every crash will get worse because the fix from the previous one will make the problems that much worse for the next one. And that will continue until someone decides to be an adult and raise interest rates while working to reduce the National Debt.
There were some 13% of US businesses in 2019 that couldn't make enough money to pay off the interest on their own debt obligations. How is that ever not going to bite us in the ass?
I think Jerome is passing the buck like all of his forerunners since Greenspan. I think he is a coward but he is probably scared of doing the right thing (his earlier interviews before he got the job seemed to suggest he knew this). It will just get that much worse in the future.

[Anonymous No.18876524]

>>18876429
Fine, they're oil taxis. What happens to the meter in a taxi or an uber when it's full of stupid cunts after the bar closes? The meter goes up while the vehicle stores them in the drive-thru lane. Nowhere to take them until the line gets moving. Meanwhile other pigs are trying to get rides to the same places.
Tankers will go up and then down as people take profits out or give up on the bags they hold. Oil is still going to be fucked at the end of this month and storage will still be in high demand. The storage issue doesn't fix itself in a day or two like retards were thinking last week. Some companies will likely peak (for the year and beyond) in share price in June. I wouldn't buy unless there's a nice dip from an attractive company, but it might be too late. If you got in at a good price two or three weeks back you hold long enough for a DIV distribution and then watch for your time to take profits and leave tankers forever.

[Anonymous No.18876531]

I’m fine with what Jerome is doing. And I believe if inflation became a real problem he could hike and “do the right thing.”

What concerns me is that trump will fire him next year and replace him with a complete bootlicking follower.

[Anonymous No.18876537]

>>18876095
Well there's smart money and tard money

[Anonymous No.18876543]

>>18876429
>>18876524
Shuttle tankers are often described as “floating pipelines,” because these vessels typically shuttle oil from offshore installations to onshore facilities in much the same way a pipeline would transport oil along the ocean floor. Shuttle tankers can be either purpose-built or converted from existing conventional oil tankers.


The advantages of shuttle tankers as compared to pipelines include:

The use of shuttle tankers is a more flexible option than pipelines for the transportation of oil from the oil field to onshore terminals and provides destination flexibility for the customers;

Shuttle tankers provide a more flexible solution to declining production profiles and abandonment as a pipeline has a fixed capacity, whereas shuttle tanker capacity may be adjusted through reduced frequency of calls or reduced number of vessels serving a field;

Shuttle tanker operators may provide back-up capacity during times when existing transportation infrastructure is closed for maintenance or otherwise unavailable, which would enable uninterrupted production

Shuttle tankers require less significant up-front investment than pipelines; and

Shuttle tankers provide customers the benefit of purchasing unblended crude qualities, whereas pipelines usually provide a blend of different crude qualities as several oilfields may be connected to the same pipeline. A shuttle tanker may load at several fields during one single voyage, but oil from different fields may be kept separated in different compartments onboard.

[Anonymous No.18876544]

>>18876531

[Anonymous No.18876550]

>>18876531
Anyone placed into the Fed right now would have been forced to do exactly what Jerome did. It has boxed itself into a corner. MMT was built to give some rationality to it. Not the other way around.

[Anonymous No.18876565]

WTI is gonna dip below 21 today r-r-right anon?

[Anonymous No.18876567]

>>18876492
everyone expecting an exciting apocalypse is going to be disappointed. its more like - getting a job will be harder and harder. wages will fall. life would become grueling. people will somehow manage to inch along, the way they always do, but it'll get a lot bleaker.
our current lives will feel so excessive. "how did we afford takeout that often? how did I afford a new phone every 2 years? How did people put their kids through college?"
and the slums will grow.
you profit by buying puts, if you time it right. then once we ease into the slow, long decline, you can sell naked calls.
its still risky gambling, but if you're certain of a depression, that's one way to profit

[Anonymous No.18876583]

>>18875783
You can't predict the market. It can go any way at any time. Just buy the dips regularly

[Anonymous No.18876597]

>>18876492
I don't think we ever got out of the 2008 crash.
>stock market though
Not the point. All that talk about "wage stagnation" and " bring loss jobs back to X" and rising opioid use is very much what I would track with what your gut might tell you is a depression even if it isn't the textbook definition of one.

[Anonymous No.18876602]

>>18875100
+1,2% futures already. I guess you were right.

[Anonymous No.18876612]

>considers the US dollar worthless after the brrrr
>calculates his net worth in USD

[Anonymous No.18876620]

>>18876503
good post, very bearish.

[Anonymous No.18876637]

Who here /oilniggers/?

[Anonymous No.18876654]

>>18876637
>$65

[Anonymous No.18876688]

>>18876597
idk m8. several american companies flourished from 09 to now. facebook, netflix, amazon, nu-apple, google all built their insane corporate empires during this time. I work contracted by FAANGs and i can visually see how much money they're willing to spend on the dumbest little things. all that corporate wealth does trickle down to the plebs. they have hundreds of personal trainers on payroll that don't do anything all day. they'll wax the floors every day. millions of janitors working 80 hour weeks. I'm not specifying which field im in but at some point last year we were billing one of them a million dollars a week for hundreds of full time positions doing literally NOTHING. and i mean absolutely nothing, and they knew it was for nothing. I'd say the last 6~ years were extremely prosperous.

this is only from my personal experience, but my salary has quadrupled in the last 4 years mostly due to the insane wealth and expansion of the FAANGs.

[Anonymous No.18876703]

>>18876654
Hey hey, I'm not trying to make a fortune. I'm trading within my risk appetite and use trailing stops, when it dips enough, I sell it the re-enter.

[Anonymous No.18876715]

SWEDEN YES

[Anonymous No.18876720]

>>18876637
Im not touching oil with a 20 meter long pole and a hazmat suit
>>18876654
Sometimes I buy stuff for like 300$ to fund a pizza delivery. I know its bullshit, but its fun when you have nothing to do except watching theta decay.

[Anonymous No.18876749]

>>18876612
Dollar actually gained against the Euro.

[Anonymous No.18876750]

>>18876688
The real endgame threat for the Fed is technology. That is a true, ever increasing deflationary pressure that keeps accelerating. No amount of QE will be able to fight it. It frees up labor, makes what labor there is more efficient, and drives wages higher for those who catch the windfall because they become harder to keep. I am not a Luddite but no one wants to talk about this problem for the most part. It isn't an easy problem for politicians to resolve. It's why we are still talking about other countries "taking" US jobs when a lot of them have become almost completely automated.
UBI is actually one sloppy way to try to address it, and it comes from the tech field precisely because they realize what the road looks like ahead. I am not surprised the company was alright over paying a bunch of janitors. UBI came from the tech field.
I just don't see how the Fed can beat it and the debt is going to eat you if its too large at that point. I think I remember seeing a plan for a digital wallet from the Fed in the stimulus bill that they tried to add. Hilarious.

[Anonymous No.18876755]

>>18876720
Yeah, hence why the small allocation. It's been climbing for a couple of days now, I've tried shorting it a couple of times and almost burned my positions so I just stopped being a smartass and went along with the trend

[Anonymous No.18876763]

>>18876749
That isn't hard to do. I have a hunch that some of the central banks in EU are more fucked than they are letting on. They didn't have a petrodollar to act as leverage against QE inflation that the US did.

[Anonymous No.18876770]

>>18876750
>>I just don't see how the Fed can beat it and the debt is going to eat you if its too large at that point.
not when all countries have huge debts. then everybody is in the same situation and nothing bad happens

[Anonymous No.18876776]

/newb/ here, how do some traders almost stay ahead of the news? do they just keep checking yahoo/bloomberg for news that *may* imply some sort of big news incoming?

[Anonymous No.18876778]

Looks like we're still on track to a 2% open tomorrow, 5% by EOD. Plus nothing but positive earnings coming our way this week.

[Anonymous No.18876794]

>>18876776
Majority of traders rely on technical analysis, while just knowing the general market sentiment.

[Anonymous No.18876796]

>>18876776
The "pros" focus on several sectors and either build upon a pre-existing network or generate their own network of industry, government, etc. contacts relevant to those sectors. Where else is the news going to be released from if not those people?
>>18876770
What an interesting thought. It is also not close to how lopsided it is right now. It would necessarily mean a single unified currency and unified banking program. I just don't see that coming close to happening in our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.18876833]

>pre market just opens
>tankers immediately up

Well, I saw all I needed to see to sleep the rest of the night comfy. Cya all in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.18876845]

>>18876776
Anybody that always seems to imply they are ahead of the news is most likely full of shit. Also, the real market movers, our benevolent overlords THE GREAT ALGOS, aren’t checking yahoo.

[Anonymous No.18876850]

Very green over here this morning bros

[Anonymous No.18876869]

>>18876531
>uses bootlicking as an adjective
Communist opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.18876881]

Haha the bulls are going to get wrecked

[Anonymous No.18876905]

>>18876881
You misspelled bobos. Premarket is going green hard.

[Anonymous No.18876918]

Pandemic pushes Austrian unemployment to all-time high
Total's net profit falls 35%
Almost all German sectors implementing Kurzarbeit
Vonovia posts higher net income
German car sector morale plunges ahead of crunch Merkel meeting
EssilorLuxottica sales slump
Hellofresh revenue soars
Infineon reports Q2 net income of €178m
16% more charging stations for electric vehicles in Germany
Oerlikon in 15% revenue drop

[Anonymous No.18876933]

>>18876918
You shorting DAX ?

[Anonymous No.18876934]

>>18876881
Hourly falling trend broke yesterday and futures + premarket are showing expectation of continuation of this short term reversal. At minimum there should be a retest of S&P 2950 off this.

[Anonymous No.18876939]

>>18874760
join VOOGANG lowest expense ratio

[Anonymous No.18876945]

>>18874760
>>18874857
>>18876939
SPYG
RPG
RZG

[Anonymous No.18876951]

>>18874940
Anyone that fails to realise that 4 is a literal money printer doesnt belong on this board

[Anonymous No.18876968]

>>18876951
Everyone already has 4
Either something happen or it doesn't

[Anonymous No.18876978]

What about Hugo Boss?

[Anonymous No.18876988]

>>18876933
Neither longing nor shorting it

[Anonymous No.18876989]

>>18876918
yeah but financial reports are not relevant now. only in 6months they can be taken seriously

[Anonymous No.18877003]

>>18876968
You change the odds of anything to 50%. That works tremendously in your favor in situations where the payout is very low odds. Think lotteries, roulette wheels, etc.

[Anonymous No.18877004]

uhoh brrbrr bros
ECB just got cucked

[Anonymous No.18877006]

HAPPENING

German court just ruled ECB actions as illegal

https://www.bundesverfassungsgericht.de/SharedDocs/Pressemitteilungen/EN/2020/bvg20-032.html

[Anonymous No.18877020]

So when do I short the S&P 500 ?

[Anonymous No.18877021]

>>18877003
you already have it
you either win or you dont
50%

[Anonymous No.18877027]

I'm making so much money from gubment gibbs bros, I've gotten 5k so far and another 3k in this month alone.

[Anonymous No.18877029]

these green futures are bullshit and you all know it

[Anonymous No.18877033]

>>18877020
when you want to lose money

[Anonymous No.18877039]

>>18877004
>>18877006
what does this mean?

[Anonymous No.18877047]

>>18877006
Should i get some puts ?

[Anonymous No.18877049]

>>18877029
cope harder bear nigger

[Anonymous No.18877050]

>>18876989
What's relevant now?

[Anonymous No.18877051]

>>18877021
You predict an outcome. It isn't preordained.
With the lottery you could flip a coin based on what numbers you WOULD select to see if you win. Do this, say 6 times for each number possibility. Automate it for speed.
If the coin says yes, you are almost certain to win with that combination. The odds it says you'd win and you wouldn't with that combination (because it keeps saying yes when it shouldn't be) are (1/2)^6 = 0.015 or 1.5%
The lottery goes from 1 in a billion shot to 98.5% chance to win for you.

[Anonymous No.18877084]

>>18877051
ok but what if your first 1 billion guesses are wrong but you get to the 50%

[Anonymous No.18877085]

>>18877006

The decision published today does not concern any financial assistance measures taken by the European Union or the ECB in the context of the current coronavirus crisis.

U didnt read this part?

[Anonymous No.18877093]

>>18876869
I'm not a comm
>>18876881
ohhhh you're just another raging bear taking out his senseless anger on others.

[Anonymous No.18877105]

>>18876934
ouch looks like I picked another stupid fucking time to short smallcaps...

But I did buy BILI on friday when it was dumping mega hard!

[Anonymous No.18877139]

>>18877029
You will get rekt over and over again. Why are bears so deluded?

[Anonymous No.18877147]

>wti at 22

[Anonymous No.18877166]

>>18876881
lol at the bear cope in this thread. 40k dow in september.

[Anonymous No.18877173]

>>18877166
You are the real bear here. Try 50k EoM.

[Anonymous No.18877226]

>>18877166
>>18877173
both of you are too smallminded
100k Dow, 100k/yr UBI, amazon robots take over the economy

[Anonymous No.18877228]

>>18877147
TANKER CHADS

[Anonymous No.18877231]

>>18875279
>suicide grip
oh nononono

[Anonymous No.18877233]

>>18877147
Source?

[Anonymous No.18877234]

>>18877085
DAX doesnt look like it read it lol

[Anonymous No.18877236]

wait people are still thinking futures are relevant ?

[Anonymous No.18877242]

>>18877233
nvm found it

[Anonymous No.18877244]

futures are nose diving

[Anonymous No.18877247]

I REFUSE TO BUY

[Anonymous No.18877256]

>>18877051
This is actually an excellent point. And 50% is far more than chance for many things.

But I’m satisfied with the ability to make women’s breasts swell and lactate. Now I just have to find one that isn’t infected and isn’t on any hormonal birth control, who’s willing to let me drink straight from the tap.

Gimme those raw milk gains.

[Anonymous No.18877276]

FUCK THIS MARKET, WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO BRING THIS MEME ECONOMY DOWN/DO WE NEED TO NUKE CHINA OR WHAT?

THE JEW CAN'T BE ALLOWING US TO HAVE GUARANTEED RETURN, THERE MUST BE A CATCH?

[Anonymous No.18877284]

>>18877276
are you very angry?

[Anonymous No.18877289]

God damn what rich kike just woke up and decided the futures were too high

[Anonymous No.18877302]

>>18877284
Is that the new fear/greed index?

[Anonymous No.18877307]

>>18877289
arab lovers in germany decided QE BAD

[Anonymous No.18877315]

>>18877006
It seems the ECB has three months to show its QE is "proportionate" to the crisis. This sounds like something that will get sorted in backroom dealings.

[Anonymous No.18877319]

>>18877289
Mr. Crabenstein usually starts trading about now.

[Anonymous No.18877323]

>>18874940
pls 4 pls 4 pls 4

[Anonymous No.18877329]

>>18877319

[Anonymous No.18877332]

>>18877289
due to DAX dumping and the german court rule, not the other way as usual lol

[Anonymous No.18877335]

>>18877307
QE is usury and therefore bad

[Anonymous No.18877339]

>>18874940
Eight is fucking easy life.

[Anonymous No.18877351]

I've got about $400 to fuck around with, should I dca my SPY puts, or play DIS earnings on the downside?

[Anonymous No.18877374]

>>18877351
i feel bad for your money

[Anonymous No.18877381]

>>18877335
You can’t just pretend words mean whatever you want them to mean.

[Anonymous No.18877392]

Here's an article. It's not all bad news:
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeosullivan/2020/05/05/german-court-rejects-complaint-against-bund-purchases-warns-ecb/#1042747f3148

[Anonymous No.18877400]

>>18874940
so 8 means I can change anyones mind? seems like it could lead to unforeseen consequences heh

[Anonymous No.18877408]

Thank you Germany for ruining this world for the xth time.

[Anonymous No.18877414]

>>18877234

Stonks market is so stupid.

People buy on rumours sell on news obviously.

[Anonymous No.18877445]

>>18877414
>>18877234
there might be far reaching implications of this ruling that no one can readily judge for now, since it spans back years to 2015

[Anonymous No.18877463]

>>18874940
Couldn't 4 be used to become extremely wealthy? Like ask yourself 'who will win the superbowl' and bet a bunch on it, then ask 'who will win the world cup' etc, keep doing this and you'll win half the time but your winnings will be a lot more than 2x.

[Anonymous No.18877467]

>>18877408
If you read the Forbes article you will see that they actually didn't. They reject the complaint against the ECB. The whole thing people freaked out about is a request that the ECB clarify their QE process such that it satisfies the legal requirement of 'proportionate', with a three month deadline. So basically ECB just needs to get some lawyers together to produce a sheaf of papers filled with legalese that say it's cool and stuff.

[Anonymous No.18877469]

Is it worth to buy stocks from Boeing?

[Anonymous No.18877494]

>>18877469
Why not? Just long it, stocks are not allowed to drop anymore, Court decided it would be illegal.

[Anonymous No.18877498]

>>18877469
Sure, if it's future discounted cash flows outsize the current price.

[Anonymous No.18877514]

Should I just buy a Nasdaq ETF?

[Anonymous No.18877518]

>>18874940
Doesn't everyone have 0 already?

[Anonymous No.18877523]

>>18876933
>You shorting DAX ?
Kurzarbeit and home office are bullish
Boomers realize what was obvious for 15 years now, there is no need for offices

[Anonymous No.18877538]

I was so damn close to buying cheap af 5/15 calls for MVIS last Friday but am new to options and ended up getting 8/21 calls :( I still made money but wtf man I could have been extremely happy

[Anonymous No.18877558]

gnu thread
>>18877541
>>18877541
>>18877541


>>18877514
spyg

[Anonymous No.18877563]

>>18877514
only if you think we are just after 2008

[Anonymous No.18877567]

>>18876978
Isn't quality like it used to be i guess
>>18877039
>>18877006
Its just a formality, Bundesregierung has to look at the stuff first, then they will give ok and move on

[Anonymous No.18877576]

>>18877538
That you're playing options period and taking gains is commendable. I've sold to early a number of times recently but a gain beats the fuck out of a loss.

[Anonymous No.18877588]

>>18877576
Yeah that’s the right mentality to have, can’t beat myself up over would have scenarios

[Anonymous No.18877609]

>>18877247
that's why you will never make it

[Anonymous No.18877634]

>>18877139
>>18877049
literally show me credible info that remdesivir works, employees getting their jobs back, businesses not going bankrupt, consumers returning to spending

[Anonymous No.18877692]

>>18874940
Rolling for 1

[Anonymous No.18877702]

>>18877020
In February you idiot

[Anonymous No.18877787]

how the fuck is +.85% considered "bull market"?