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[Anonymous No.18872638]

>all these states lifting quarantines even though coronavirus is still accelerating there
>it's about to spread all over the fucking country
Guys, I don't think the market priced this in.

[Anonymous No.18872658]

Just let all the rural and suburban retards die off.

[Anonymous No.18872677]

>>18872658
Kys

[Anonymous No.18872680]

>>18872638
>It's just a flu, bro

Nah. In october there is going to be enforced quarantine, as in gun and arrest enforced quarantine. Just in time for the economic collpase and

[Anonymous No.18872707]

>>18872677

It’s just a hoax bro! Get out there and get mingling!

[Anonymous No.18872744]

>>18872658
It'll spread faster in the cities since they're packed like rats.

[Anonymous No.18872781]

>>18872744

It’s spreading in third world republican states like LA. Republicans only like healthcare for rich people so there systems are underdeveloped. It will wreak havoc on red state retards.

[Anonymous No.18872784]

>>18872638
Oh no the bans will be lifted and oil will surge to new highs because of optimism and summer travel! Oh noooo now we will all die from Corona!
> Go to bed kid

[Anonymous No.18872786]

>>18872744
>lives in buttfuck suburbia
>this hes invincible because of this

[Anonymous No.18872859]

>>18872784
>this isnt just any sputum im choking on, this is Optimistic sputum

F in chat for the states who opened up hair salons of all things first

[Anonymous No.18872905]

The 80 year olds who die from it don't consume and are a strain on social security. Who gives a fuck.

[Anonymous No.18872934]

postin ina glowthread

[Anonymous No.18872963]

>>18872905

So this is the power of capitalism

[Anonymous No.18872966]

>>18872784
>>18872905
>>18872934
We're about to witness a collapse of society event, and this is why it's going to happen. We are so fucked.

[Anonymous No.18872997]

>>18872638
Can't wait for a spike in infections and deaths so the market tanks again.

[Anonymous No.18873051]

>>18872781
You are correct. However they will not likely report such due to horrid PR and (((their))) desire to put the economy back into overdrive. Don't forget about the Liberal cities, they're just as fucked.

[Anonymous No.18873066]

Everybody already had covid19 back in February and March. People under 50 are 6 times more likely to drown in a bathtub than die from the Chinese sniffles. The shutdown was a smokescreen for the bank bailout. That's done, so back to work.

[Anonymous No.18873072]

>>18872707
I bet you say this every year for the flu, too

[Anonymous No.18873103]

>>18872781
>kills fat niggers in Nola
>Kills fat nigger in Br
>Kills fat niggers in Shreveport
Yup Republican retards btfo

[Anonymous No.18873111]

>>18873066
The new cases are accelerating again.

[Anonymous No.18873127]

>>18872966
The collapse of society will be because we tried shutting down our economy for half a year, not because some geriatrics die.

[Anonymous No.18873153]

>>18873111
That's because we're testing more you brainlet. The death rate is plummeting too.

[Anonymous No.18873168]

>>18873111
>testing has increased
ftfy
Be hysterical if you want. Nobody cares, they're off to the beach, and germ 1984 is coming to an end. Sorry this upsets you.

[Anonymous No.18873174]

>>18873127
No shit retardino, the numbers are purely based off of testing. Tests are the limiting factor, not infection rate therefore it will look like its "skyrocketing" when really more people who've had this for months totally fine are getting tested. Try to remember this post when in 2 months the whole world forgets this ever even happened

[Anonymous No.18873179]

>>18873127
NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO GET BACK TO WORK FOR MR SHEKELSTEIN HE NEEDS TO BUY ANOTHER BLOCK OF RENTAL UNITS TRUMP PLEASE DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.18873240]

>>18873179
Consumer goods don't grow on trees. You'd think a simple concept like that would be known in /biz/.

[Anonymous No.18873261]

Its obviously a global covert operation to trick the masses into believing that a very realistic scenario like a pandemic is occurring so the government can deceive you into staying home and paying you for it with the end goal being to destroy their own economy and lower their own power on a global scale, when the reality of it is that this is a virus that only kills and affects everyone else except you. only the true big brains can see past the medical professionals, financial advisors, politicians, media, the effect on other nations that we've witnessed leading into our own """"(((Pandemic)))""""

If you don't think this you're unironically a double retard
Invest in Oil

[Anonymous No.18873267]

>>18873240
>MUH CONSUMPTION

ok jew

[Anonymous No.18873281]

>>18873240

>CONSOOM

[Anonymous No.18873287]

>>18873179
This strawman is retarded. It identifies it's user as underage and/ or unemployable.

Everyone works. Everyone has a boss (even CEOs and the self employed). Double unemployment can't last forever... it probably couldn't/ shouldn't have been done at all anyways.

[Anonymous No.18873341]

>>18872638
>>it's about to spread all over the fucking country

here's a little tip: that doesn't matter at all. The virus is only deadly for marginal populations who should remain quarantined.

also I don't care if anyone disagrees with me. Check any fucking chart you want and you'll see anybody under 40 is essentially immune to dying from the virus.

>b-but my brother's uncle's girlfriend is 26 and she died from the virus with no pre-existing conditions
>b-but my lung troubles after the virus

shut the fuck up retard

[Anonymous No.18873351]

>>18873267
>>18873281
Do you not eat food? Use electricity to browse /biz/? Wipe your ass?

[Anonymous No.18873373]

>>18872638

literal nothingburger just look at sweden

[Anonymous No.18873406]

>hes scared of the kung flu

[Anonymous No.18873557]

>>18873341
yeah, lets force a sizable fraction of the American population to quarantine in fear of their lives so that the rest of us who still stand a risk of getting severely sick can spread an ever-mutating virus far and wide like we're some kind of 3rd world pig farm.
I would rather be given government consent to knowingly spread a virus that can kill older adults, than take the initiative and band together as Americans to fight off a viral spread because im too much of a prick to accept the responsibility of protecting the lives of those around me.

You imbecile, you moron, you selfish little recessed chin faggot. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.18873626]

>>18873557

[Anonymous No.18873628]

>>18873557
is this bait? so instead of forcing a fraction of the american population to quarantine, you want to force everyone to quarantine? you need to pull your head out of your ass and look at the data with fresh eyes. this shit is not a death sentence, you've just been looking at it with a telescope so it looks bigger than it actually is.

[Anonymous No.18873631]

>>18873557
>I would rather be given government consent to knowingly spread a virus that can kill older adults, than take the initiative and band together as Americans to fight off a viral spread because im too much of a prick to accept the responsibility of protecting the lives of those around me.
You might be the ugliest, blackest gayest faggot who ever posted on this board

[Anonymous No.18873634]

>>18873557
We fought off the aricella zoster virus for hundreds of years by natural immunization and quarantining of the vulnerable you uneducated fuck. More people are going to die of starvation and poverty at this rate.

[Anonymous No.18873635]

>>18873557
>ever-mutating virus
In almost all cases, virus virulence decreases with mutation.
Mutation doesn't work like the x-men in real world biology, and people who attempt to have a serious discussion related to it, and in particular if you're advocating forever altering the socio economic fabric of the western world in response to it, should know this.

[Anonymous No.18873660]

yep, schizo. oh well. enjoy missing out on market gains.

[Anonymous No.18873688]

Somebody think of the fat diabetic copd boomers, we have no right to endanger their health

[Anonymous No.18873712]

happooners are just losers who want the world to fall apart so they can justify being losers. prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.18873777]

>>18872781
90% of deaths will be fat blacks sorry

[Anonymous No.18873794]

>>18872997
the more deaths, the closer we are to this being over. the plan all along has been to let everyone die who will, just slowly enough that there's no excess

people dying faster is bullish

[Anonymous No.18873808]

>>18873111
That news story was prerecorded before yesterday's shit about the beaches being packed. Wake up

[Anonymous No.18873863]

>>18873557
>lets force a sizable fraction of the American population to quarantine in fear of their lives

versus the whole American population, you fucking brainlet?

>still stand a risk of getting severely sick
lmao. Look at the data and stop consooming panic porn. Majority of cases are symptom free. Huge majority don't even realize they have the virus.

>ever-mutating virus
you're schizophrenic.

>rather be given government consent
not waiting for government consent.

>band together as Americans to fight off a viral spread because im too much of a prick to accept the responsibility of protecting the lives of those around me

I disagree with your conclusion here. I think as Americans we need to band together and face the fear; find the best way of continuing our lives without hiding away in fear like a bunch of rats underground. We get rid of the lockdowns and quarantines as the first step.

You're an emotional wreck and likely have mental disorders. When the quarantines are lifted in whatever state you live in, you should seek help (in person).

[Anonymous No.18873897]

>>18873261
Our government is too incompetent to do anything but make it illegal to go outside, which is only delaying the inevitable. Everyone who could die of this will die eventually. People outside of dense cities shouldn't have to change their lives

[Anonymous No.18873898]

>>18872638
>prefers to stay home and collapse the entire economy
>cares more about retarded boomers with heart failure, liver failure, renal failure, diabetes, cardiovascular disease, lung disease, and stroke who died from covid

Retard detected

[Anonymous No.18873915]

>>18873557
Nobody has responsibility for the lives of those around them you utter faggot

[Anonymous No.18873932]

>>18872997
imagine the people visiting old folks homes once lockdown is lifted and theyre carriers

[Anonymous No.18873954]

>we have to close the entire economy and place every one in house arrest and close the entire economy!!!
>we need ventilators!!! Where my ventilators!!!!
>where my face masks at????!!!!!! We need face masks!!!!! Hospitals don’t have face masks for our frontliners!!!! Don’t you care about our frontliners who don’t have face masks!??!!!?!!!!

[Anonymous No.18873985]

>>18873932
a tragic end to the virtuous enterprise of packing our elderly into death camps administered by Hatian nurses

[Anonymous No.18873986]

>>18873897
I'm against the lockdown because the weak should fear the strong and if you're so in love with your granny then she can stay in quarantine while you drop off food to her.
That said delays give the medical peeps time to test the best treatments so there is an upside to delaying, it just wasn't worth the downside imo.

[Anonymous No.18874006]

>>18873954
Pinning facemasks to a wall. That's one of those things that is just so fucking weird I don't think I'll ever understand it, like W Bush winning re-election after invading the wrong fucking country after 9/11.

[Anonymous No.18874011]

>>18873985
i want it all to burn and for things to happen. is everyone above 70 dying bullish?

[Anonymous No.18874028]

>>18872781

It's currently wrecked blue states, you rube.

[Anonymous No.18874050]

>>18873631
>>18873688
>>18873777
>>18873794
>>18873897
>>18873898
>>18873915
>>18874011
>literally no value for human life
Go back to china you fucking bugmen.

[Anonymous No.18874068]

>>18872905
>>18872784
You fucking idiots. It's either we lockdown, the economy gets suppressed, and few people die, OR we continue on, many more people die and then the economy completely collapses.

[Anonymous No.18874077]

>>18873635
>In almost all cases, virus virulence decreases with mutation.

cept for that one time 1917

[Anonymous No.18874086]

>put holders STILL talking about some 90 year olds dying and the flu

this is a special kind of cope LMFAO

[Anonymous No.18874099]

>>18874050
>no value for dementia addled scammable drains
free up land, do not bury, do not pass GO again if you are 70+

[Anonymous No.18874142]

>>18872784
>Go to bed kid

[Anonymous No.18874159]

>>18873863
How brave of you to offer up the American public to feel out a virus.
You think this doesn't affect you so that means its okay to ignore it. So why contain it?

The whole globe is on a pandemic lockdown and every nation has its own flavor of mass grave, but you're the brave contrarian who can see past all the media and medical experience to come to the conclusion we should just let this spread unmitigated, in a nation where everyone has at least SOME kind of medical issue?

Are you trying to destabilize our country completely? what kind of moron are you?
Do you think the world is run by Armchair medical theorists like you who think they're invincible to a novel strain of virus?
And we're all just quarantining for the fun of it?

Its always cute that everyone wants everything to just go back to normal, like just wishing for it will make everything better and the thing you cant see is deprived of its power.
absolutely pathetic, and honestly I bet retards like you are spreading a Psyop to destabilize our country by encouraging all the retards to pretend a medical emergency has no power over you.

OOO but the poverty oooOO
How about unmitigated spread touching upon our supply chains and not only killing and demoralizing essential workers, and contaminating food supply?


> When the quarantines are lifted in whatever state you live in, you should seek help (in person).
I recently called my 4 foot stout, neet, sickly faggot of a friend out for being an insufferable asshole and this is almost word for word how he responded.
I can see where he got it.

You all disgust me with your simple solution of letting fellow Americans burn so your pathetic way of life can be unaffected.
I hope when you're old and Americans are debating about throwing away your lives for the sake of getting a haircut again, you'll realize the implications of your selfish desires.

[Anonymous No.18874176]

>>18874068
>economy collapses because 10% of old fucks and fat fucks die
okay anon

[Anonymous No.18874199]

>>18874159
lmao how are those SPY puts working out

cope fucking harder doomer faggot. the virus is a nothingburger and its been obvious since mid march at least. the economy will reopen whether you limp wristed beta male cucks like it or not.

[Anonymous No.18874206]

>>18874068
absolute monkey post

[Anonymous No.18874227]

>>18874068
in this half-assed quarantine the same number of people will eventually die, and we could be running through them a lot faster than we are.

No, there is no vaccine or plan to eradicate the virus coming. Our diverse and progressive institutions are not capable of things like that

[Anonymous No.18874239]

>>18872638
TVIX. It’s not too late

[Anonymous No.18874249]

>>18874159
When I am 70+ I won't be such an insufferable faggot that I would doom entire generations to poverty to cling to an extra year of life. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.18874259]

>>18874050
Based. All these low-test fags on here acting like human lives need to be sacrificed for the sake of the (((top 0.1%))) of the nation's population. Are we a fucking Asian ant farm?

[Anonymous No.18874270]

>>18873808
Let me guess: space isn’t real. Lmao go back to /x/

[Anonymous No.18874285]

>>18874199
hard-headed mouthbreathers like you have been calling this a nothing burger since we had 1000 deaths on the chart, and now America is on top of the Corona death and case chart because all of you free-thinking retards think you can believe what ever you want.

Let me know how the sputum tastes while you heroically refuse to believe the majority.

[Anonymous No.18874304]

>>18873628
It’s medical Marxism mate. To quarantine everyone makes perfect sense to zoomers indoctrinated with socialism.

[Anonymous No.18874309]

>>18874270
the sun is a heat lamp and the moon is a mobile. our planet is cordoned off from too much outsider interference as we havent been graded a space faring society yet. although they do visit us like a zoo or drive through safari

[Anonymous No.18874313]

>>18872680
AND?

[Anonymous No.18874321]

>>18874159
if your friends are telling you to seek help, they might be onto something anon. You're unhinged.

[Anonymous No.18874340]

>>18874313
HOLY SHI

[Anonymous No.18874344]

>>18873351
this, i can't believe what i read sometimes
even from my /pol/ bros, some of them are total retards

[Anonymous No.18874358]

>NOOOOOO THE SECOND WAVE IS COMING!!! THINK OF GRAM-GRAM AND GRAN-PAPA!!! WE NEEE TO HECKIN STAY INDOORS UNTILL WE CAN ALL GRT VACCINATED LIKE GOOD GOYS!!!

[Anonymous No.18874382]

>>18874321
I don't take psychological screenings from a no-chin bugman-in-training who cant handle being btfo over thinking "over 40's" should just fuck off and die.
Go back to disappointing your family.

[Anonymous No.18874389]

>>18874270
people have been at beaches and congregating en masses all over the country, NY, LA, everywhere for the last two weeks of the quarantine out of boredom. They run stories about specific gatherings in red states one day then cherrypick a supposed increase in deaths the next, wherever testing picked up. It's not even planned propaganda it's just people weaving a narrative out of indecipherable chaos

[Anonymous No.18874394]

>>18873351
All of those things are essential and still operating what is your point?

[Anonymous No.18874436]

>>18874389
People STILL willingly gobble up every morsel that the media shits down their throat.

[Anonymous No.18874445]

If I have to hear about this faggot virus much longer I'm going to start mailing my feces to local news outlets.

[Anonymous No.18874483]

>>18874382
Listen to your friend, schizo. Maybe he's just a voice in your head but he had a good point about seeking help.

[Anonymous No.18874959]

>>18874050
>>18874259
>>18873863
You guys are such fags. I had covid as did my wife. It's quite literally nothing. Ask anyone who is not ancient. It's nothing. People at risk should stay home and let the rest of us fucking earn and live

[Anonymous No.18875334]

>>18874050
BASED

[Anonymous No.18875406]

>>18874959
literally safer for the olds too because the virus would eventually burn out among the healthy and then they could return to the world (currently the plan is to just let them die, just not so fast that they take others down with them).

But the way we're doing things is a good excuse to destroy all business except corporations big enough to be bailed out and create more permanent welfare underclass, concentrate more wealth in the hands of market manipulators etc., so here we are

[Anonymous No.18875424]

>>18872638
you're probably right my dude. this is my same fear for myself and all our clients.

t. licensed RIA that works for a massive bank

[Anonymous No.18875425]

>>18872905
Obama wants DEATH PANELS for your grandma!

[Anonymous No.18876036]

>>18875424
>Licensed ria that doesn’t capitalize.

Whew. Not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18876054]

>>18872781
>LA
>republican
>state

[Anonymous No.18876076]

>>18872658
Funny thing is most of us have been working the whole time. Them opening stuff back up won’t even change anything here right outside of Chicago. Our quarantine was designed to kill small businesses, everything else remained open. But the people by the lake are fucked

[Anonymous No.18876166]

all of the protests are astroturfed by billonaires disguised as "muh liberty" to stop the peasants from realizing they are being cucked.
If the gubbermint is gonna tell people to stay indoors for 2 months they might as well throw a few bucks at them and I don't mean a one time pittance.

[Anonymous No.18876172]

>>18876054
based retard

[Anonymous No.18876181]

>dead americans

[Anonymous No.18876214]

>>18872905
Societies moral decay in one comment.

[Anonymous No.18876228]

>>18872638
yeah, we should see a jump in cases within a couple weeks. By the end of may we should be seeing a rapid spike in deaths.

Sometime around June or July Americans will decide they don't really like open economies anyways and will demand quarantine. The "just a flu" crowd will be shot or jailed along with the "it only kills old people" crew.

markets will actually collapse at this point, and Trump and the GOP will very likely lose the election in a massive landslide.