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Sell me this pen

>> No.18871471

That’s a man

>> No.18871485

>>18871278
you can insert in anus

>> No.18871489

>>18871278
*takes pen and walks awat*

>> No.18871502

You can use it to write big checks once you cash out from your BRRR machine (HEX) .

>> No.18871514

That pen is Blockchain 5.0. It's completely secure, decentralized, private, and has the fastest ink-to-paper confirmations. There are rumors of partnerships with VISA, and if you buy ten you can stack them into a masternode which will generate more pens. The masternode is called THORCHAN so you know it's totally badass.
We also have roadmaps.

>> No.18871529

>>18871278
no, I'm still using it

>> No.18871538

>>18871278
>we have smart contracts now, that’s as useful as rock and chisel

>> No.18871563

>breaks pen

Shoulda gone long on pens

>> No.18871591

>>18871278
Due to me consuming half bottle of whiskey and placing a stationary order whilst arguing with my wife coupled with a limited comprehension of the power of the decimal place and its influence on product volume to the power of 10 when misplaced by a single position I am currently over stocked on fine steel ball tip pens and am passing the savings onto yoooooooooooou

>> No.18871992

>>18871278
Why do you need pens? Why not pencils?

>> No.18872044

>>18871278
i have a document transferring all of my chainlink to you, please sign
>how much you gonna pay me to buy this pen?

>> No.18872061

>>18871278
Hey, actually, this is a pretty nice pen.
You dont mind if i keep it, right?

>> No.18872074
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18872074

>>18871278
>steals your wallet
EZPZ

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18872106

>>18871278
You see this white pen? There are only 15% of white pens in the world. This Pen created these documents that are the blue print to our successful buisness. Why would you want a different colored Pen? That will be $7.77

>> No.18872478

>>18871278

Write down your name.

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18872502

>>18871278

Can you autograph my thigh?

>> No.18872678

>>18871278
Can you write down the name of the nigger that raped your daughter? Right, you don't have a pen. Supply and demand.

>> No.18872730

>>18871278
Buy LINK

>> No.18872803

>>18871278
>>18871278
>>18871278

ok I will but you gotta post sharpie in pooper

>> No.18872811

>>18871514
Based

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>>18871278

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18872860

>>18871278
Buy the pen and I’ll send you my gf’s bath water

>> No.18872976

>>18871278
based:post pen in pooper and I'll send you 100 links
faggot:muh but i don't have a pen
based:i'll sell you this one for 5$
faggot:okay, here's pic
based: sent ;)

>> No.18873128

>>18872828

That’s a man.

>> No.18873167

>>18873128
>That's a man

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little "that's a man" quip. I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about traps. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a "that's a man" poster. A pathetic unfunny "that's a man" poster. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "you're a man LMAO" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.18873285

>>18871278
You watching on FX?

>> No.18873296

>>18871278
This pen slides easily into your urethra.

>> No.18873304

>>18873167
Try hard copypasta, kys

>> No.18873371

>>18873304
seething tranny trying to force thats a man are natural born females something you'll never be. you're just a queer in panties playing pretend a girl and failing at it. now go shave your 5 oclock shadow queer

>> No.18873436

>>18872828
Holy shit that is a beautiful perchina.

>> No.18873473

>>18873436
my psycho ex has a perfect pussy like that. looking back it was the only reason i kept going back to her. man is a sexual creature