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>> No.18868262

>fell for
I made 250% off that

>> No.18868292

Made a grand just today and I'm feeling great

>> No.18868293

Don't Respect Women
Never Take Responsibility

>> No.18868339

So whats up tomorrow? Any insight?
World will burn but s&p will thrive?

>> No.18868345
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I don’t feel so good cunnybros... I don’t know who to respect anymore...

>> No.18868351
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Don't worry, your time will come.

>> No.18868368

Break even? I entered my longs in the beginning of last month, now I'm just here hoping that the bulls will hold the trend. I need the market to rally like 7% more to get my big profit target

>> No.18868378

this faggot ass boomer finally get corona'd?

>> No.18868380

The best life advice I ever got was “deny, deny, deny.” They can’t prove it, you didn’t do anything.
>t. cheated a lot in my youth

>> No.18868382

Who /essentialworker/ here?

>> No.18868386

I fell for MVIS buying at $0.4 and selling at $1, what do I win

>> No.18868391

I don't respect women or cunny, I don't really respect anyone. That doesn't mean I show constant disrespect, I just don't really respect people in general.

>> No.18868394

Bobo shlomo if digits its the end of globalhomo

>> No.18868395

crab maybe. once we're past these last few earnings days we'll start to actually bleed some in the markets.

>> No.18868397

>he fell for the MVIS pump n' dump edition
uh oh it's up after hours though? you people are missing out, normie money coming in bigly soon.

>> No.18868410

you're still up big, cunnybro

>> No.18868424

Let me shorten that for you
>t. Nigger

>> No.18868437

How does the Robinhood margin stack up to other brokers? They claim to be the cheapest under $500,000. Is that bullshit?

>> No.18868438

The globohomo is only just beginning, m8.

>> No.18868439

I am but my company is going down the road of furloughs but we can't because of the CARES Act so I get paid time off.

>> No.18868445

You mean once all the historical terrible earnings are done, countries reopening we are in for another bull run because no more negative news will come.

I can see 3100 SP500 by end of month

>> No.18868455
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Why didn't you listen?

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Lmao wtf? How does an old PE act up? I hope he’s taking his warfarin or he’s going to end up in an OR with me and my boys.

Buy TMDX btw.

>> No.18868472
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Yes, Italy is building a frigate in Wisconsin using Raytheon radars to launch Raytheon missiles from Lockheed Mk 41 Vertical Launch Systems.

Defense bulls are fine. See these ships? They're Jap ships! Pearl harbor nipboats the lot of them! But it's still a Mk 41 firing Standards. We still get paid.

>> No.18868476

You know with how clowny the market is I think GME takes the cake. Like this endless short squeeze was always technically possible but no one ever thought really possible.
Literally anything sets it off. Its like a fractal car wreck.

>> No.18868478

Trading on margin is gonna fuck you raw dog

>> No.18868479

> 1.45

>> No.18868499

Don't trade on margin ever unless you have information that might get you indicted on insider trading. And the investigation would probably be because you went on margin

>> No.18868502

Why is anyone even following that shit stock?

>> No.18868507

>I made back half the money I lost by getting scammed with UAVS today

Phew, now it's time to set up stop orders for all my stocks and play it safe.

>> No.18868509

Here. Hours got cut though.

>> No.18868510

How do you even get margin on robinhood?

>> No.18868515

It's pretty cheap

>> No.18868517

Nah. just a regular white sociopath.

>> No.18868519

where are the FUCKIN earnings

>> No.18868529

>actually managing to lose money on UAVS
Are you, perchance, special in the head?

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>> No.18868545

What's our stop order for MVIS?

>> No.18868547

Shorts followed it because Burry did I think. Retail is buying because its what they know and it seems cheap. So retail, with its pathetic volume, just endlessly triggers this feedback loop

>> No.18868551

Well, at least you know yourself.

>> No.18868557

its at $1.44 right now, even if you bought late ur up

>> No.18868558

>recover just half of what you lost in a /biz/ pump and dump by investing in another pump and dump
you might be legally retarded

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>> No.18868573

>bears btfo
>anime trannies coping about MVIS
today was an extremely based day

>> No.18868590

Aren't they doing a reverse split soon to try to prevent being delisted?

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>> No.18868593
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What should I add to my stack this week ?

>> No.18868594

I’ve been selling covered calls on stock bought with margin. Mostly consumer staple value stocks that pay a dividend. Been working out good so far, but from my back of the napkin math the only thing that makes it worth it is how low the RH margin interest is. If TD charges %10 then fuck that noise.

>> No.18868598

15 cents under the open tomorrow

>> No.18868600
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You got the pump. He got the dump.

>> No.18868611

Trading got haulted and my stop losses didnt go through nothing I could do

>> No.18868618

So what you're saying is I could buy like $500 of GME and it would meaningfully move the price because literally everyone else in the world is shorting it?

>> No.18868623

>crab it for 6 months, then dump everything.
>the entire thing. we make 2008 look like a joke.

>> No.18868628

If price holds it won't be needed.

>> No.18868636

>DIS finally dropping AH
this pleases me

>> No.18868640

It’s under the settings menu, you gotta have RH Gold.

>> No.18868643

dude thats an awesome curve what did you invest in over the last 2 years?

>> No.18868656

Thanks for confirming.

>> No.18868659

very much doubt it will happen before the earnings call

>> No.18868668
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The past month has been brutal, I keep making mistake after mistake, please advise.

>> No.18868674

No like the smallest bit of good news, like when regi was announced it mooned, and how it mooned last Friday because of new gen rumors

>> No.18868684

Me! I was in an odd spot. Originally all of my guys got forloughed except for a select 5, and we were only working 4-6 hour days. Then they cut my shift altogether as it just costs too much to support with how little work there is, but as leadership I wasn't forloughed or anything so just a 3 week paid vacation, hit the road and spent more time with family and friends than I have in 10 years. But then they called me back to help on the 1 shift we are running as we are slowly starting to bring people back.

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DCA long into a bluechip over the next year

>> No.18868691

I've reported you to the SEC

>> No.18868692

Death to the mouse

>> No.18868696

Possibly but I don't know how worth that would be. It's still firing off itself right now you'd have to wait for it to calm down.

>> No.18868713

I would never invest in Tyson or short it. It's far too risky to guess what will happen. The government could give it billions or all of the workers could strike. Who really knows?

>> No.18868728

>friday - this morning
>collapse into the fetal position crying
>in a drunken haze all weekend
>standing on the edge
>basically made back everything and then some
what is this market anymore?

>> No.18868730

Long Natgas... bout to go trade in my pogs to buy more

>> No.18868736

>crypto is so stable now that pajeets have moved to PnD pennytech stocks

>> No.18868737
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Happy Green Day everyone

>> No.18868738
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CLF tomorrow. They are going up on some gay PR. Good for day trading but shit longterm.

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>> No.18868744

how is someone with this low of a risk tolerance buying options?

>> No.18868746 [DELETED] 

you may not like it, but this is what the average canadian looks like.

based Schwab-Cunny bro
I minimize that thing since it's not helpful, and usually use the Trade Source thing now.

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>> No.18868763

Such is life as a dopamine fiend

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you may not like it, but this is what the average canadian looks like.

based Schwab-Cunny bro
I minimize that thing since it's not helpful, and usually use the Trade Source thing now.

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Please to be purchasing the SNSS sirs

>> No.18868781
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And it begins

>> No.18868782

That's a man

>> No.18868786

gay and tardpilled

>> No.18868790

Better than the average American, big boy.

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>> No.18868805

>fit hapa bitch

i like it

>> No.18868825

$DHT, $MRO, and $CVS... Am I gonna make it bros?

>> No.18868848

Who cares? Go vegan. Or buy your own farm with the stock market gains WE will make this week. Bull forever

>> No.18868850

How do we feel about Disney tomorrow?

>> No.18868852

Do you guys have jobs or nah?

>> No.18868855

I switched to TD Ameritrade, what is this stupid cash sweep bullshit? Just put my money back I don't want to do math to see how much I can really buy in trades. .01% interest for the fucking few days it sits there? The fuck is the point? How do I turn this gay shit off?

>> No.18868865

How long can Jerome keep this up bros

>> No.18868866

Software developer. Been in home office for the past 7 weeks.

>> No.18868869

It should drop but everything is priced in. Investors sold in February/March.

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yeah... as if any of that shit was fresh anyway... i'm about to go buy some chickens within the next few months and build a chicken tractor

>> No.18868873

Yeah I don't trade with TDA. They have the best charting out there for retail traders but everything else sucks. Use Lightspeed.

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>> No.18868892

I’ve got $100 puts in on them. They’re gonna drop like a rock

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I wish I threw 400 at mvis when it was at .93, it's at 1.40 now.

>> No.18868903

Disney has too much exposure to China and Parks for me. Nostalgia neck beards may start to become self aware.

That was already happening in other grocery stores.

>> No.18868904

She is either full on chinese or native. That said, so long as they were born here and not at Our Lady of Dog Eating Hospital in guangdong, she can get the D(ividends)

>> No.18868907

when you log in from their site i think on top it says my profile then general then you can switch it where it says cash sweep to the right

>> No.18868910

Software engineer, shit is comfy

>> No.18868918
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What could go wrong

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>> No.18868933

>imagine working in IT
top fucking jej

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>> No.18868951

man CNN is really behind...

how to into this

I'm short 10 shares and sold a call spread

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when do we sell DHT and FRO?

I'm seeing a lot of opportunity cost from hodling them for so long

>> No.18868963

was an uber eats driver until a week ago

>> No.18868967

>Imagine not knowing the difference between it and software engineering
l e l

>> No.18868969

Mouse is in freefall AH

>> No.18868975
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I am ~90% cash at this point. But how many polo shirts did you make today?
I made almost 6
One day maybe I'll get signed baseballs

>> No.18868978

based retard

>> No.18868990

hold the line, our day in the sun is upon us

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>> No.18868999

Cant wait for zoom to crash 50% or more once earnings comes out

Imagine "investing" in a company with a P/E of 1800

>> No.18869001

Maintenance engineer at a factory. I don’t do shit.

>> No.18869005
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it's almost like when people don't see the difference between a tranny and a female

>> No.18869011

Long hold if you bought cheap and just sell ATH calls on it if it doesn't moon this week, while collecting the divvy?

>> No.18869027

Checked and kekked

>> No.18869032

futures BIG green dildo open

>> No.18869036
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You think so? Pham is chinese? I thought Vietnamese or Filipina or something.

She doesn't seem to know her french so maybe she's not native... but I'm into it

>> No.18869043

(Bad) Earnings don't phase tech stocks.

>> No.18869044

imagine not making 150k a year starting

>> No.18869052

looks like some kind of SEA mutt

>> No.18869053

>imagine defending your worthless sedentary job on a kyrgyzstani shower curtain trading forum

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Okay. Tankerpill me

To me they doesn't seem like it's going to boom like everyone says they will. I've stayed away

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>Cramer is only right 47% of the time but still gets millions of dollars.
>I don't even need Wikipedia's Early Life section to crack the case

>> No.18869072

that is a jungle chink

>> No.18869075

Yikes that’s a face. I think you’re right anon, deffo a flip or VC.

I feel like there are only extremely cute Asian girls or butt ugly, no in between.

>> No.18869076
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>Shell company issues new bonds
>Fed buys them up
>Company "pays off" its debts to other shell companies
>Goes bankrupt with nothing
>Lol nice bonds, FED
I can't wait for the total dissolving of society! Haha!

>> No.18869085

I opened an account with them after the RH fiasco, but I'm not paying for market data on options, I already swallowed the fact that I was going to pay for options trading, but market data? Fuck that jew, I'll take my chances with RH glitching out 1 day every few years, days mind you after TD was down for 4 hours.

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Is that a lot of money to you? I’m genuinely curious.

>> No.18869107

Jesus that face was a let down.

>> No.18869120
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lol looks like you're the one who's behind. Fed didn't even start buying HYG at all. Gundlach called them out on twitter and then conveniently a day later NY Fed released a statement saying they're going to start actually making purchases in "early May".

So it's all been nothing but jawboning the debt market so far, people trying to frontrun the Fed and buying paper in the hopes of dumping it on a greater fool later. Fed probably hoped it could get away with it without actually intervening, but now they'll have to otherwise it'll REALLY collapse now

>> No.18869130

>robinhood babbies choosing to stay on an inferior platform that actively fucks you over

>> No.18869137
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>index futures AND VIX futures are up at the same time

last time this happened was about last thursday when the dump started to happen.

Just saying, if both are green, something has got to give.

>> No.18869141

after hours inching closer and closer to my calls
should have bought some MARK this morning but Im gonna see how this plays out first

>> No.18869166

what do you use then

>> No.18869167

>nobody buying futures up
the last minute fomo bulls are about to wake up to more red once again
enjoy your fourth red day in a row
please capitulate tomorrow completely!!

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>Not even right half the time

Christ he's useless. Do people unironically follow his "advice"

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Friendly reminder to my TVIX chads, TVIX is choppy as fuck. Don't get weak hands. Also remember that whenever it spikes upwards, it'll retrace partially 100% of the time. Sell a large spike, then slowly re accumulate on the way down.

The time between start and to peak is ~1 month, so just sit tight.

>> No.18869192

How does anyone lose money on the stock market when stop losses exist?

>> No.18869193

That’s 30% gainz tho?

>> No.18869199

i don't really like these close up feet pics

>> No.18869204

>Futures perfectly crabbing at zero
Silly plebs, the real moves only happen pre market and at closing! No information for you!

>> No.18869207

t. a NEET with 3 shares of RTX and a bag of LINK

>> No.18869221

>How does anyone lose money on the stock market when stop losses exist?

>> No.18869234

That's almost 15% a year you brainlet, that's pretty good.

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Fuck guys.. i'm about to sell my dj equipment just to buy more natgas

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>> No.18869258

i sold rtx at the bottom

>> No.18869264
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I'm fucking lanscaping for 14 an hour but with OT after 40 hours a week. Its not that bad but I just want to get my comfy software engineering job already. It was bad timing graduating in december.

>> No.18869268

Hopefully war is declared & all employees of the listed companies are killed. 0 expenses = bullish. Only negative news is magically priced in.

>> No.18869284

>only right 47% of the time
what is this even based on? If a caller asks about a stock and he says buy and it goes down or sell and it goes up?

Stupid. I get the point but it's pretty silly.

>what are gaps

that video where Peter Lynch talks about buying Taco Bell at $14 per share all the way down to $1 per share, before it was bought out at $42 per share... I don't know that cutting your losses is always so wise, just be careful to buy very gradually and try to do pyramid tranches and know what you own.

Imagine being the man who made his fortune on Taco Bell... pretty comfy

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>> No.18869294

How old are you? I'm thinking about doing landscaping again this summer cause I'm a manchild and cant do much else

>> No.18869317

Work opportunity just came up and I have two choices. DC/Baltmore area or Colorado. What do?

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>> No.18869331

Grind that leetcode son, and be ready to relocate. Still a bunch of companies hiring around

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Holy fuck. I'm just going to bet against the last two, easy peasy

Sorry, some anons earlier commented that they did like them

>> No.18869337

Colorado cold, DC/Baltimore black. Pick your poison.

>> No.18869339

What part of Colorado and what pay?
DC and Baltimore are shitholes

>> No.18869343

if it's denver then go, the DC/baltimore area and pretty much that whole strip of east coast cities with the exception of NYC and above is shit

>> No.18869346

I will vote for anyone who promises to break up Disney

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>> No.18869356

DC and Baltimore are shitholes, Colorado is the better option by far

>> No.18869363

When they say "got it right", are they using a binary "made money" or "lost money"? Or is it that Cramer estimated stock XYZ would rise 20-30% but it only rose 17%, therefor he was wrong?

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>otherwise it'll REALLY collapse now
I'm not so sure but thanks for the update. Just goes to show how much power the fed has, just by saying what they'll do they don't have to do anything.

Elliott Wave theory btfo

I understand that Redd!t hates him and says "inverse cramer" and I hope they tried that this year and lost their asses.

still, Cramer has been on this Coronavirus before anyone in the media took it seriously, and he was saying buy something because we're way oversold after the crash. He told you what to stay away from too.

What does that even mean that his picks were wrong? That they didn't outperform the market? It all depends on where you set the buys and sells and it's kind of a stupid metric.

>> No.18869372

Avoid the 'groid, go to Colorado

>> No.18869377

Guess you weren't that good then.

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did you forget last week was a shooting star candle? You rallied like .33% today on the S&P500 with pretty flat futures.

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imagine selling S&P500 for $2790

>> No.18869401

I think this is the end of Warren Buffet.
He lost his control.

>> No.18869406

Colorado. The cold is a meme, Denver gets 300 days of sun a year.

>> No.18869410

Having a red day tomorrow would cause us to break out of the tea leaf meme lines. That can't be allowed to happen. Watch, it'll get manipulated right back up after a short dump to give us +1% with a nice bullish wick.

>> No.18869411


Yeah Denver/Colorado Springs area is the Colorado area. Aight, I will try there

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Probably made money. That is awfully hard to do. Thus where the "just index fund it bro" comes from

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headphones might be last to go


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so uhh... boys... when will RTX stop falling? i was told that their line was going to take off like their missiles...

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>> No.18869428

it's midnight here, I'm hungry, what do I eat?

>> No.18869429

Lol 29. I did the military thing for 4 years and then went to school on the GI bill.

Thanks man. Been hitting it hard. I really like programming so it's been easy to not let my skills atrophy that much. Also I've gotten a couple calls but everything is on hold because of the stay at home orders. I'm shooting for embedded swe.

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>> No.18869449

We need a war and Trump is too much of a pussy to actually do anything

>> No.18869451

I will murder the first person who says he is bull.I absolutely am filled with pure hatred and anger, and no reason and logic anymore. Like a drone i walk and talk, until i meet a single piece of shit who says he is "bull". Then i will gut him, bathe in his blood. Ensure maximum pain as he dies, before ending myself.
Anyone of you in scandinavia?

>> No.18869452

Jesus wtf happened... I bought SQQQ calls at open thinking they were free money after Buffett's speech. Now I come back from work and see my account imploded. Wtf is going on? People are still seriously deluding themselves into thinking this market is healthy? This shit is going to crash...

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I'm a landlord.. one of the most essential jobs in the world

>> No.18869469

You were fearful when others were fearful

>> No.18869470
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>bobos predict circuit brakers
>oil is mooning
>dow closed above both the 50- and the 20-day sma
>closed in green
>green futures right now
When will bobos learn? This is getting pathetic.

>> No.18869488

Colorado, the east coast is a dying shithole outside of florida

>> No.18869500

Best case scenario for my options is a small dump this week and then market continues north. Make it happen.

>> No.18869503

It's really not hard, stop watching futures, stop watching pre market, start watching the bond market. That's the only indication that isn't manipulated to shit on nothingburger volume. When bonds go up, stonks go down.

>> No.18869513

>finally decide to trade because of the crash
>try to be smart and invest in thoughtful areas
>invest my money in "real stocks" ran by (((them)))
>lose money, graph very vertical
>this week start following those PnD threads
>make all my money back that I've lost
feels like this is comedy that writes itself.. making money from gambling off random anon's advice instead of investing long term.. what the fuck is the point of holding for a month or two when you can literally double your money in 24 hours? Boggles my mind

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Don't worry, the big one is coming and you're going to love it.

>> No.18869517

TSLA will be four digits before the week is done

>> No.18869518

I'm pretty sure DC/Baltimore has like 3-4x the median home cost compared to Colorado, so obviously Colorado. The more money you save by paying less rent and shit, the more money you can invest for the future. When I worked at a warehouse a few years back, I moved roughly 3 miles away from the city I lived in, reduced what I paid in rent by ~65% and ended up saving a shit ton of money annually. During summer I biked to work and during winter I drove a shitty car. Every penny counts

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r*ddit permabulls are getting way too cocky and it's making me nervous about my longs

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This guy gets it

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>"crash soon"..."CLOWN MARKET" rambles the bear for the umpteenth time as his account's value diminishes

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>> No.18869561

Nope. Someone wants it under 850. Someone got Elon to go on a fucking Twitter tirade even saying the stock price was too high. So either that person is Elon himself, or it's someone Elon obeys.

>> No.18869569

I don't know here. Fed pump of 3 trillion dollars after "opening back up" is priced in barely peaked it head above water. And the DIX is falling like a stone.
I am going to ride the waves anyway. I have been beating the indices for the past 3 weeks.
Is TSLA just retail investors?

>> No.18869570

Project manager renovating affordable LIHTC-funded multifamily apartments.

>> No.18869585

based false flagging newfag destroyer

>> No.18869590

>Oil is mooning
Pure greed. That shit will go below zero again this month.

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>> No.18869606

I fucking told you faggots that shit was overvalued. You shoulda sold last week.

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>that was literally the whole crash

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i just want my 22 RTX shares to stop draining the value of my account

>> No.18869612

based boomer uses his dying act to create cheapies and bull run in a single day

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>> No.18869616

TSLA always goes against logic, more so than even the average index etf in this clown world. Musk could say the operation is about to go under if the factory doesn't open and the stock would be up 20% the next day.

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I did before corona. Whether i will still have one after is the question.

>> No.18869627

buy more, $58 is a twice-in-a-lifetime opportunity

>> No.18869629

I am a teacher still collecting salary (50k) working from home two hours a night. So i got myself an 'essentual' construction gig for 25 an hour cash, 35 hours a week. Having the best quarter of my life right now

>> No.18869651


also me on the right

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>> No.18869666

I’ve been working from home for the past month and a half, I should do the same thing but too lazy.

>> No.18869668

Taking a glance at it I think RTX is going to be forever fixed between like 55 and 65 for eternity. Pays a meh dividend but I think it'll be stable.

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I thought I was a genius getting in at 62. We'll see where this goes over the next year or so but yeah, I might stick to ETFs for the time being.

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bullish as fuck

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Im getting such a boner right now. CLF released PR that basically states big brother is about to step in and give them a monopoly to enforce sanctions on bitch ass mexicanos. My calls are going to print like JP himself tomorrow.

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Time to average down, anon

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I don't have a strong opinion on bonds right now, but the 10yr has started to consolidate in a narrow range the past 2.5 weeks. The diagonal line is kind of obvious, but I think the rectangle is more important here. The main consolidation starts with the lower horizontal line.

>> No.18869725

If you come to Colorado please don't drive like an asshole like the rest of the transplants.

>> No.18869726

>$58 is a twice-in-a-lifetime opportunity
more like a twice a week opportunity

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>Everything is fine
Wait until May becomes the next record.

>> No.18869738

Threw $200 on MVIS @ $1.08


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>> No.18869745

wait for earnings then average down

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>> No.18869759

No there’s still plenty of time for that. Wait til after earnings.

>> No.18869765

I work 5 days a month selling houses

>> No.18869774

You keep posting screens from sealab. Now I'm watching sealab. Thanks.

>> No.18869780

>people here "investing" $1000 penny amounts
just cash out, buy some burgers, that will make you happier

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I did, and I bought back in. Current average is $61, a little high, but either it's above that tomorrow or I'll keep buying.

>> No.18869790

>caller asking about /mlp/ on Cramer

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oi ya fukin cunts, i'm a newfag to biz. what strategies do i hunker down on that aren't shit?

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Here's a thumbnail

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Definitely hurts but it's not a scary long term hold

>> No.18869801

hello mr future TRP employee

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Uh guys... the banks near me are PACKED. Dozens of cars in line for each one and theres like 5 banks in my area. The whole day. How fucked are we?

>> No.18869818

it should be if they permanently downsize their aerospace division like similar companies are doing

>> No.18869833

buy 100 RTX, sell a call

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To. The. Moon


>BREAKING: The Israel Institute for Biological Research (IIBR) has completed the development phase of a #COVID-19 breakthrough antibody or passive vaccine that attacks the virus, neutralizing it in the body, according to a statement by the Defense Ministry.

>> No.18869851

Guys, a bank just flew over my house!

>> No.18869857

>Michael Dickson
>Father, Educator, Campaigner, Activist. Executive Director @StandWithUs
Israel. Named in Top 15 most influential Jews on Twitter. Human rights for all.

>> No.18869859

Finally time to resume the steady climb to 30,000.

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>banks packed
>0% reserve requirements
>haha this is fine!

>> No.18869877

Bank runs are a meme, even if the bank runs out of physical cash they have an infinite supply of electronic funds via the fed's 0% interest loans

>> No.18869889

Why was this show canceled again?

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>putting a vaccine made by a literal kike into your body

>> No.18869910

>futures dipped red

>> No.18869911

MVIS. how much will it go up by Thursday? thinking we'll hit $3 then gotta sell sell sell

>> No.18869914

Tell us about the upcoming Nintendo releases plz

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>> No.18869930

Big brained post. Personally I don't believe much in meme lines, like it could drop way out of even the bottom line and it wouldn't change my mentality that before too much longer a crash in equities is coming which carries a push. I'm at this point so comfortable seeing my puts bleed, I just feel as if I've made my bets and I just have to wait for the market to snap back to reality.

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Who knows man? Space ghost was good too.

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>> No.18869963

Bobo, you're laptop is falling off the bed!

>> No.18869970

FDIC exists

>> No.18869974

get back in the coffin bobo

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Is there anything comfier than collecting dividends each and every month while watching options traders contemplate suicide over 2% price moves

>> No.18869989

Making growth stock plays that make more (and less taxed) money than any dividend stock play.

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also DAL to 28 by end of week screencap this

>> No.18869997

sound of your asshole deflating from the red dildo you're waking up from after fomoing in a few hours ago

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welp, just found a video game ETF with 12k average volume in the midst of an era where video game companies are about to become THE Master Race.

I'll see you faggots later when I make my Lambo purchase

>> No.18870013

I bought RTX at the top.
We should get together!

>> No.18870017

Yeah. Getting the 2% price moves that turn into 1,000% gainz

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>fired from shit tier lab tech job
>convicted felon d/t child molestation
>lives in rural va
>failed to realize thousands of dollars of gains by swinging his pajeet biotech pnd stock
see warosu

What has made you not blow your brains out at this point?

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>> No.18870030

oil demand isn't high enough to ensure stable oil prices, all countries are still in partial lockdown for fear of a second wave, look at china, still low activity compared to last year. The cut in supply would have helped if land storage wasn't already peaking. So until consumer spending gets back to normal, the oil has nowhere to go and until then tankers can charge their premium rates of storage, skyrocketing its earnings. I recommend DHT, EURN, FRO and STNG. NAT is overpriced right now because of hype, the other tickers have better tankers

>> No.18870044

>all the anons that claimed it'd take years for a vaccine
>bears in general

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>be bear
>can't even shitpost

>> No.18870062

until it doesn't

>> No.18870063

I dipped my toe a little bit into a tanker play. I think the real choice is between getting out Q2 or Q3. Q4 seems like pure greed

>> No.18870071

>get almost nothing in dividends
>gets taxed away

>> No.18870077

I knew elliot wave was a meme

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The best thing is, it's not a vaccine of sorts.

You can give it someone with corona as a treatment, so you don't need to wait for mass vaccinations etc.

Just give it as they get it.

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>> No.18870106

make me :^)

>> No.18870112

heh, futures tumbling

>> No.18870114

when to buy mouse stock

>> No.18870125

>jews have already finished development of one vaccine, and are close on a second one
This bodes well for my calls for the last quarter.

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>> No.18870138

I made $300 on MVIS, just have to time the pump right and not jump on too late, treat it like the gamble it is.

>> No.18870149

>still green
Don’t buy. They’re gonna drop after earnings tomorrow, buy then.

>> No.18870154

be shitboast

can't evn bean

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wtf Bullboys look like THAT?

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i got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.18870167

>One measure to tell how bloated and corrupt a bureaucracy has become is looking at how many useless jobs they have created, such as live ASL interpreters.

>> No.18870169

yep, work in banking, of course us bankers are all essential and you goys better pay us respect for working through these hard times.

>> No.18870170

I am financially ruined for life.

>> No.18870171

They'll likely rush through the trial-phase. We'll get a widely-distributed vaccine in 2-3 months at most, bullbros.

>> No.18870174

I am certain Q2 is a keep and that the real question is Q3 or Q4 but otherwise I mostly agree. Except I don't see any reasonable scenario for tankers not mooning.

>> No.18870195

Murphy's voice actor dying didn't help things

>> No.18870201

based cunnybro
cunny always wins

>> No.18870206

Volunteer to be the lab rat. I'll wait to see if does you dirty just like the attempt at a SARS vaccine.

>> No.18870221

I'm enjoying living rent free in your interstellar vacuum of a skull too much.

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It's not too late to change your ways and buy some calls, bear.

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>> No.18870256

Imagine if that was a bunch of niggers. They'd be mass rioting and drinking malt liquor

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yeah, I think I'm converting to judaism

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no shit what part of VA anon im in Richmond

>> No.18870811

C o p e

>> No.18870853

Stock market is rigged. It's like a slot machine now. Fundamentals don't even matter.

>> No.18870890

Nah. Let's just stop with the smgs.

>> No.18870983

if you say it enough times maybe someone will care

>> No.18871033

That's the thing. No one cares because they treat it like a casino.

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