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imagine the smell

>> No.18864950

consider his link tokens off the market for good.

>> No.18864954

>>18864901
worse than your own?

>> No.18864960
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18864960

>>18864901
coom

>> No.18864969

>>18864901
That dude was 29/30 when that picture was taken RIP his hairline

>> No.18864983

>>18864901
Top kek

>> No.18864992

white people at it again

>shut up MOM you BITCH I WANNA watch PORN and YOU CANT STOP ME *stabs his own mother*

>> No.18865002

>>18864901
such is the price of love.

btw, how do i profit from this situation

>> No.18865089

>>18864901
his interrogation video is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bX5B2OfwMg

>> No.18865092
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>>18864992
>white people at it again

>> No.18865115

>>18864901
just white people things

>> No.18865158

>>18864901
legit thought that was tone vays for a minute

>> No.18865358

>>18864901
based coomer

>> No.18865637
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>>18865089
>So what do you like to do?
>I watch anime

>> No.18865867

cooomer>2xboomer+zoomer

>> No.18865881

porn watchers are mentally ill

>> No.18865892

>>18864901
How much XRP did he hold?

>> No.18865914
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>>18864901
he just wanted to COOM

>> No.18865932

>>18864901
You could fuck decent-tier hookers every day for a year with 250k. Wtf was this coomer thinking?

>> No.18865948

>>18864901
Isn't that the guy that writes drumpf speeches?

>> No.18865951

>>18865637
He probably told himself he didnt need a 3dpg gf for years and coped by watching loli shit and slice of life then when the realization that he's a lonely sack of shit running from his lack of human connection hit he got desperate and thought donating to whores counted as having a girlfriend. Many such cases, sad

>> No.18865975

>>18864901
This man pays you $200k. If you accept, he will follow you tirelessly around the world. If he touches you, you will die instantly. He is immortal. He knows where you are at all times but can only travel at a walking pace. He cannot be stopped by any body of water, nor any natural or man-made phenomena. No obstacle can stop his progress towards you at a steady 3m/s - you will live life on the run.
Do you accept his offer?

>> No.18866025

>>18865975
Do I know where he is?

>> No.18866052

>>18865975
200k? Lmao fuck no

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>>18865975
of course not

also the movie "It Follows" is absolutely based

>> No.18866097

>>18865975
in a heartbeat

>> No.18866199

>>18865975
>steady 3m/s
That's pretty fucking fast. I would have to decline.

>> No.18866204

>>18864901
Prolly a /biz/tard

>> No.18866228

The crime scene photos are on the internet if you're intetested

>> No.18866264
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>>18865951
There’s nothing wrong with swearing off 3DPDs anon

>> No.18866266

>>18865975
If you knew where he was and had two residences at opposite ends of the world it could be done. It would take him about 6 months to walk that distance, and flying from one end of the world to the other twice a year wouldn't be so bad.

With that said you couldn't justify the cost of the flights, the hassle, or the risk with $200k, so no. At $2M we can talk.

>> No.18866283

>>18864950

LMAO TOP FUCKING KEK

>> No.18866314

>>18865637
All weebs are mentally retarded. Only anime I watched was Yugi Oh back when I was 5yo and Bakugan when I was like 9 because it was a thing back then.

>> No.18866316

>>18865975
will he cum in my ass before he kills me?

>> No.18866319

>>18865975
So I did some thinking on this and ran a couple numbers. He's traveling at about 6mph and is unimpeded by any obstacle. that means that if I were to move to australia, basically the farthest point away from my current location that isnt in the ocean, he'd reach me in a little over 72 days. For $200k that's not worth it.

>> No.18866390

>>18864950
underrated

>> No.18866503

>>18865975

At that speed, it would take him less than 3 months to circumnavigate the entire planet, it wouldn't be worth the trouble even if we were talking about 2M, add another zero and maybe it becomes doable.

>> No.18866588

>>18864901
The only thing worse than dropping that much on a Bulgarian woman, or any woman, is that the camwhore site got half of that.

If you're gonna drop that much on a camwhore, use it to fly the bitch in for a weekend. Or a month.

>> No.18866616

>>18865089
Nearly 4 hours ... does he confess?

>> No.18866621

>>18864950
Audibly kek’d

>> No.18866879

>>18866588
There's a few top tier hookers in Sofia that charge 270bgn/hour ($150/hr).
He could have just come here and had fun, but I guess he's too pussy to do anything but coom.

>> No.18867236

>>18865089
Is the roastie seriously retarded or is she just pretending to get his guard down?

>> No.18867289

>>18864901
Imagine how many linkies he could be buy with it

>> No.18867356

>>18865932
More like high end escorts for 3 years, where the fuck do you live?

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>>18866264
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BE SINGLE, YOU NEED TO HAVE A LANDWHALE EAT UP HALF YOUR INCOME WHILE PROVIDING NOTHING NOOOOOOOO

>> No.18868621

>>18864901
>coomer
>SIMP
>balding
>skelly mode
>NEET
>gamer
>autistic monotone voice

Kek this guy is so laughable. Imagine raising your son who then spends your retirement because he can't stop watching porn and then murders you and the rest of your family

>> No.18868926

At 2:20:00ish the cop says they can everything you’ve ever done on your phone, every site ever visited and everything you’ve ever typed on any website
Is that true?

>> No.18869058

>>18868926
Eh, to some extent
HTTPS generally protects you from your ISP spying on how you interact with websites (but not which websites)
The website you interact with (google for example) definitely knows what you're doing on it, and probably logs it, if it's a big website, they 100% can access it
a VPN would protect you from the site knowing who you are (but the VPN knows who you are)
how secure are VPNs is a topic of debate but they're usually serve as another barrier for the authorities
Then there's local security, your browser absolutely keeps everything, and if not the browser than some other component

Cops will often talk shit to get you to confess or spill out things you'd otherwise wouldn't, but if you're a normie who has no idea what he's doing, they probably can see quite a bit of what you've been up to online recently.

>> No.18869156

>>18868926
Oh, and your phone is the ultimate tracking device
I forgot to mention it since it should be self evident
it's a lot more difficult to secure a phone, just consider it completely bogged 24/7

it's funny how people are worried about getting chipped when they essentially already are

>> No.18869218

>>18869058
>>18869156
Dang thanks for the info. Creepy af they can see anything they want pretty much

>> No.18869240

>>18868296
>Income
Yeah no, read the articles, he stole the money from his brother and father.

>> No.18869271

>>18869218
Not really, but they can see way more than most people think. I don't do anything the cops would be interested in, so I don't care, but if you're gonna do shady shit, stay the fuck off the internet and your phone.

>> No.18869318

>>18869218
Well I did say there are methods of protecting yourself
although the best and simplest one, is to not make any waves

don't kill people
or commit crime in general
especially if you're stupid, or "computer savvy" like this retard (who's not computer savvy at all)

>> No.18869438

>>18869271
>>18869318
Yeah I don’t do anything shady; the most shady thing I even do is literally just visiting this board. Just thought it’s crazy if the boomer interrogator is being honest that the cops have the ability to track your every single move, down to what you’ve been typing, if they wanted to

>> No.18869878

>>18866503
W that $ I'd just end up moving to space colony somehow.

>> No.18870025

>>18869058
Brainlet question, but being logged into a google account through chrome defeats the purpose of a vpn doesnt it?

>> No.18870153

>>18870025
>chrome
anon...

If you're doing crimes and you're a brainlet, no advice will help, you have to study security. Or at least lurk on /g/ daily for a while.