/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18858109]

Betting against the house edition.
and also, gambling, liquor and prostitution edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/prostitution/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

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[Anonymous No.18858114]

aaaaaand walaaa my sister married a black guy

[Anonymous No.18858120]

Where did all my gains go, bros?

[Anonymous No.18858128]

>>18858109
>Betting against the house edition.
From time to time betting against the house is the only winning move

[Anonymous No.18858133]

What the FUCK do I invest in bros.

[Anonymous No.18858134]

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH edition

[Anonymous No.18858140]

reminder

[Anonymous No.18858142]

>>18858133
DHT

[Anonymous No.18858143]

>>18858120
My short positions.

[Anonymous No.18858144]

>factory order is expected to be at least -9.7%
Brutal. And even more brutal if it somehow hits even less like -10%

[Anonymous No.18858146]

>>18858133
Deez nuts

[Anonymous No.18858150]

>>18858109
I give oil all my power to have a nice green day so I can drop them bags! Also I think we need to be patient for a few more days tankerbros.

[Anonymous No.18858153]

>>18858114
damn imagine that BBC absolutely destroying that pussy

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.18858155]

>>18858140
those don't look similar at all you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.18858157]

Who /TVIX gang/ here?

[Anonymous No.18858158]

holy shit i bought the literal bottom and sold the exact top
this must be how the jews feel like

[Anonymous No.18858163]

I only respect cunny and * clack * posters, bros.

[Anonymous No.18858166]

>>18858150
RALLY MY BABY! RALLY

[Anonymous No.18858178]

Who here is /comfy/ with their stack of SDS?

[Anonymous No.18858179]

>>18858163
I only respect BVLL SVRGE posters bros

[Anonymous No.18858180]

>>18858153

[Anonymous No.18858181]

>>18858163
>I only respect cunny
fucking simp

[Anonymous No.18858185]

>>18858157
I /tvix gang/ here

already up 7% for the day

[Anonymous No.18858190]

I'm financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.18858197]

>>18858084
Two most isolationist communist counties Cuba and North Korea are opening their market when the entire world is doing the opposite.

>>18858140
Fixed.

[Anonymous No.18858201]

China needs to be walled off from the rest of the world for a generation.

[Anonymous No.18858202]

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL BEARCVCKS BTFO

[Anonymous No.18858204]

>>18858157
>>18858143
bear gang only gang

[Anonymous No.18858209]

>>18858153
American, I'm guessing?

[Anonymous No.18858215]

>learned to box this past year
>a side effect is also being better at dancing

I am going to bust a move and bust a nut when my TVIX prints me $$$

[Anonymous No.18858217]

>>18858163
Based cunnybro

[Anonymous No.18858219]

>>18858114
convert to islam and then honor kill her

[Anonymous No.18858222]

>>18858163

[Anonymous No.18858229]

>>18858163
What stocks are both cute and funny?

[Anonymous No.18858239]

>tfw didn't sell sp y at 294
>mfw its 280

[Anonymous No.18858248]

>>18858229
>aesthetic medical equipment

[Anonymous No.18858249]

>>18858229
RTX

[Anonymous No.18858250]

Prediction?
Pain.

[Anonymous No.18858251]

>>18858239
Should have bought TVIX last when when I was spamming the fuck out of it.

[Anonymous No.18858253]

>>18858222
Nice trips!

[Anonymous No.18858255]

What are we buying?

[Anonymous No.18858260]

>>18858057
>>18858088
Doing well so far. Let's see how far this thing dives.

[Anonymous No.18858261]

>>18858239
Are you the guy that bought 3 shares

[Anonymous No.18858264]

>>18858202
we are murdering you bullcuck

[Anonymous No.18858265]

Liquidate all your investments in companies with dealings in Chyna or you will get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.18858266]

I panic sold my BA, DAL and OIL.
Problem is I only had them for 23 hours and 52 minutes.
I only had 24.750 USD in my account
The SEC armed patrol breached my door, shot me, my wifes dog and me again. I am bleeding out here. I should have never listened to /biz/ or Warren Buffet.

[Anonymous No.18858270]

Jerome, stop wit da brrrr it's not even cold outside!

Jus giv me hamburaghahh

[Anonymous No.18858272]

>>18858109
Screencap this. We will retest lows in May. Sell now and go away, digits confirm.

[Anonymous No.18858280]

>>18858140
>imblying it's a free market
jpow is going to gape you with a dildo made of money

[Anonymous No.18858295]

>>18858266
why would you hold airlines company you mongoloid? if anything you should short them to 0

[Anonymous No.18858299]

>>18858109
If I want to sell stocks at opening what is the best play? Just put in a market order at open? Before open? Or wait a little and set a limit of what you think you can get for it?

[Anonymous No.18858300]

>>18858229
CROX

[Anonymous No.18858302]

>>18858120
a 90 year old man is trying to take the market with him to his grave

[Anonymous No.18858305]

>>18858109
Sauce on that picture please?

[Anonymous No.18858307]

>>18858280
Jpow is out of options. There is nothing left to prop this retard rally up any longer.

[Anonymous No.18858311]

>>18858261
No I bought mine at 250

[Anonymous No.18858315]

Having an afternoon G&T on my balcony in the sun after doing a short day at “work” three meters away in my living room. I don’t have much on the line right now except for some long positions but I’m in high spirits right now and I wish you all the best and hope your wildest dreams come through.

[Anonymous No.18858317]

>>18858201
why not forever?

[Anonymous No.18858319]

Who else /buyandhold/ here?

Long time horizon gang

[Anonymous No.18858321]

Who /MVIS/ here? Literally went up .30 over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.18858333]

>>18858299
if you can get it at open, go for it. there have been 10 AM pumps on the indexes for the last week, so you might do better there. past performance blah blah...

[Anonymous No.18858339]

>>18858302
>implying he isn't right
Enough with the delusion, don't you understand he's trying to save you from disaster? Sell now, go short, and you will survive this thing.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18858342]

Well
EUR short might not be most exciting bet but it's gonna make me money with moderate risk :3

[Anonymous No.18858343]

>>18858202
Thanks, shorting everything.

[Anonymous No.18858344]

>>18858319
>/buyandhold/

[Anonymous No.18858353]

>>18858163
i-is someone going to disarm that?

[Anonymous No.18858361]

>>18858319
I want to, but when I see it go red and stay red for weeks, I get nervous and sell at near break even.

[Anonymous No.18858362]

Here it comes boys the big big drop

[Anonymous No.18858364]

I don't respect women bros...
I don't respect cunny bros....
I don't respect *clack* bros...
I don't respect Buffet bros....
I don't respect Bears bros....
I don't respect Baggy bros....

[Anonymous No.18858368]

>15 minutes and some seconds

[Anonymous No.18858369]

>>18858315
Hope those long positions are SQQQ and SPXU senpai.

[Anonymous No.18858370]

MVIS P&D? Are we doing this or was it forgotten about?

[Anonymous No.18858372]

Fucking NAT I hate that company so much.

[Anonymous No.18858375]

>>18858339
>Sell now, go short
But you don't understand. The instant I go short, the Bogs will start the rally again.

[Anonymous No.18858377]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[Anonymous No.18858376]

>>18858319
This kind of people isn't here

[Anonymous No.18858378]

am i going to lose all of my money?

[Anonymous No.18858381]

calls on tlt bros

[Anonymous No.18858384]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18858390]

>>18858375
plz go short friend think of your countrymen

[Anonymous No.18858391]

>>18858295
but I have been shot in my spaghetti

[Anonymous No.18858392]

Jerome fix this shit please

[Anonymous No.18858394]

>>18858372
>he fell for the tanker meme by someone dumping his position

[Anonymous No.18858395]

>my tvix just dropped from +7% to +6%

uh oh

[Anonymous No.18858398]

>Massive green candle at the end of the 5 minute mark
Lmao not manipulation at all. The kikes are getting really sloppy.

[Anonymous No.18858402]

>>18858280
Based

[Anonymous No.18858403]

>Um, excuse us, so... are you really protesting the coronavirus? You are literally a murderer. Sit in your house and work from home.

[Anonymous No.18858406]

I bought Luckin Coffee

[Anonymous No.18858407]

>>18858370
I’m not touching it. Even when I know it’s a PnD it’s too risky

[Anonymous No.18858408]

>>18858381
what date bro

[Anonymous No.18858409]

>>18858398
yeah, they were painting on the Dow Jones last Friday. It was really frustrating.

[Anonymous No.18858412]

>>18858369
Shorting the stock market is too un-American for me and I’m not even one of you cockroaches.

[Anonymous No.18858416]

>>18858163
ok beta cuck

[Anonymous No.18858421]

>>18858260
bruh it's going up

[Anonymous No.18858423]

random biggest green dildo pre opening rejected

[Anonymous No.18858429]

you didn't really expect that the house will allow the stocks to fall BEFORE the election right?

[Anonymous No.18858431]

As a Euro holding US stocks I can only win. Either stocks go up or I get enjoyment out of mutt despair

[Anonymous No.18858433]

>>18858229
SIX

[Anonymous No.18858434]

>>18858361
you need to stop having weak hand anon

[Anonymous No.18858435]

ITT: Plebbit kiddies

[Anonymous No.18858438]

WHERE ARE THE EARNINGS

[Anonymous No.18858439]

>>18858406
Isn't it delisted now?

[Anonymous No.18858442]

Has the printing ever been more obvious?

[Anonymous No.18858443]

>>18858421
I got out at break even.

[Anonymous No.18858446]

>>18858412
>shorting the stock market is too un-American
the only thing thats un-American is not taking advantage of your situation to profit

[Anonymous No.18858447]

CCL taking a shit. Might buy a bunch later

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18858450]

>>18858133
SNSS or VSTM

[Anonymous No.18858454]

>>18858361
Jesus, have some faith in your stocks. You only lose if you sell
Red = Buy
Green = Sell

[Anonymous No.18858460]

>*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*

[Anonymous No.18858466]

>>18858319

The performance numbers are startling. To calculate them, I used a series of Bloomberg indexes, which I compared with the total return of the S&P 500, including reinvested dividends, from the beginning of 2000 through April 29. These results are reflected in mutual funds and exchange-traded funds that hold broad arrays of bonds.
Here are the annualized returns:

The S&P 500: 5.4 percent.

Long Treasury bonds (with a duration of at least 10 years): 8.3 percent.

Long investment-grade corporate bonds: 7.7 percent.

Junk bonds: 6.5 percent.

Broad investment-grade bond index (the Bloomberg Barclays US Aggregate Bond index): 5.2 percent.

Even the worst-performing of those groups of bonds — those in the benchmark Bloomberg Barclays Aggregate index — returned nearly as much as the stock market, and the other bond indexes trounced stocks. Despite the hiccups in the bond market in March, which required the intervention of the Federal Reserve, bonds produced their gains with much less stress. On a risk-adjusted basis, in other words. bonds were far better performers than stocks over the last 20 years.

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/01/business/bonds-beat-stocks-over-20-years.html

[Anonymous No.18858478]

>>18858412
Wow man, thank you for not making money off the system. The people in government who definitely care about you are going to reward you some day

[Anonymous No.18858486]

no war
crab day

[Anonymous No.18858488]

Please god, JPOW, save US

[Anonymous No.18858500]

MVIS is already up ~50%

[Anonymous No.18858501]

>>18858466
Nice try, Shekelstein

I suppose next you'll tell me to buy annuities

[Anonymous No.18858504]

>>18858450
invest in felonies

[Anonymous No.18858506]

8 minutes

[Anonymous No.18858507]

I sure hope y'all aware this will be a red day.

[Anonymous No.18858508]

>that Bart
Oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.18858514]

>>18858466
>Long investment-grade corporate bonds: 7.7 percent.
How long are we talking? Is there an ETF on those?

[Anonymous No.18858515]

>DHT up pre-market
>but FRO and NAT down

But why. and AAAAAAAAAAAA EVERYTHING ELSE I OWN IS TAKING A MASSIVE DUMP, FUCK YOU BUFFET.

[Anonymous No.18858518]

CHINA

LIED

AND

PEOPLE

DIED

[Anonymous No.18858526]

>>18858500
HOLY SHIT
>turned my $20 into $35
I could have made so much if I was irresponsible with my money

[Anonymous No.18858540]

spxs or sqqq today ?

[Anonymous No.18858544]

Who /cashgang/ here?

[Anonymous No.18858547]

I got more ARCC.
Waiting for more HTGC

[Anonymous No.18858552]

>>18858515
DHT earnings this week

[Anonymous No.18858554]

>>18858412
>Shorting the stock market is too un-American for me
Thank god for losers like you who will hold my bags

[Anonymous No.18858555]

>going up pre-market

HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18858559]

>>18858515
DHT has earnings tomorrow. Tankerbros need to chill. Wait at least till after earnings and divvy anouncements and when oil goed back down again due to the futures. It's a solid investment right now but that needs to settle in with the market. They don't want to believe tankers are doing well because it would mean that everything else is going to do shit for a long time.

[Anonymous No.18858560]

>>18858514
>>18858501
>>18858466

Don’t expect this run of bond outperformance to continue indefinitely, however.

For one thing, it has been possible only because bond yields — and inflation in the overall economy — have generally been declining for the last 20 years.
Consider some bond basics. For bonds, prices and yields move in opposite directions, and at the beginning of 2000, the yields on both 10- and 30-year Treasuries were about 6.5 percent. Today, the yield on 10-year Treasuries has dropped to roughly 0.6 percent; the 30-year yield is down to 1.3 percent. These are both extraordinarily low levels, which is why bond returns have been unusually strong.
These rock-bottom yields are also why what’s happened in bonds shouldn’t be taken as good news, or as a phenomenon that investors can easily exploit in the future. Yields are as low as they are now because the economy is so terribly weak and has required the heroic intervention of the Fed and other central banks to keep it going. That’s true now but, really, it has been the case, on and off, since 2008, during the great financial crisis.
Second, it’s not just that bonds have performed extremely well over the last 20 years. It is that the stock market has been gut-wrenching. Despite the longest bull market in modern history, which ended in March, investors in the stock market have had to endure three horrendous bear markets since the start of 2000.
The S&P 500 declined:

49.2 percent from March 24, 2000, to Oct. 9, 2002.

56.8 percent from Oct. 9, 2007, to March 9, 2009.

33.9 percent in less than five weeks, from Feb. 19 to March 23 this year.

[Anonymous No.18858569]

Why is everyone bearish all of a sudden? Futures don't look that bad.

[Anonymous No.18858570]

>all my watchlists are red except shorts and gold
what are we buying pic related my wife

[Anonymous No.18858574]

>>18858450
i have $1 July SNSS calls....am I going to be OK?

[Anonymous No.18858590]

>>18858555
It's a bart pattern, watch out.

[Anonymous No.18858593]

>>18858569
Buffet himself went out and said there is nothing on the market that looks like a good buy right now.

[Anonymous No.18858595]

>>18858544
Here anon.

[Anonymous No.18858596]

market is pre-cumming

[Anonymous No.18858600]

>>18858569
because being bearish is more fun than bullish

[Anonymous No.18858605]

>>18858593
Good buy doesn't mean "have to sell". Holding is net positive long term as well.

[Anonymous No.18858606]

Remember bros, you gotta zig while everyone is zagging

[Anonymous No.18858608]

MVIS
$0.90
MOON MISSION ALERT
>ONE SMALL STEP FOR /BIZ/

[Anonymous No.18858613]

bvll SVRGE

[Anonymous No.18858616]

>>18858197
Based

[Anonymous No.18858618]

>>18858403
Hey I have my short positions now, yall can go outside if you want now

[Anonymous No.18858636]

>>18858508
>>18858555
>>18858590

Can we expect a Lisa reversal on this?

[Anonymous No.18858638]

>>18858593
>Buffett
yeahhh the market doesn't give a shit about buffett

[Anonymous No.18858640]

>>18858593
I wouldn’t compare my portfolio to Warren Buffett

[Anonymous No.18858641]

>>18858570
>all my watchlists are red except shorts and gold
All my watchlist is gold

[Anonymous No.18858642]

>>18858570
I see the cumulative results of bad financial decisions.

[Anonymous No.18858643]

TVIXchads here we go

[Anonymous No.18858646]

>>18858429
what are they going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.18858647]

LETS GO BEARS

[Anonymous No.18858650]

good luck faggots

[Anonymous No.18858652]

>>18858569
>Why is everyone bearish all of a sudden?
because the entire global economy has imploded

[Anonymous No.18858653]

>>18858593
Do you think these old boomer care about your best interests? They are probably disgusted by modern culture and want us to fail

[Anonymous No.18858657]

Damn Dave

[Anonymous No.18858663]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.18858666]

AAAA FUCK WHAT DO I DO???

[Anonymous No.18858667]

ding ding gentlemen

[Anonymous No.18858670]

>>18858608
Sell when? Isn’t the conference call after trading stops?

[Anonymous No.18858673]

>>18858653
I'm disgusted too though.

[Anonymous No.18858677]

SQQQLDIERS REPORT IN

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18858678]

>>18858666
Never sell at open

[Anonymous No.18858684]

>>18858593
50 BILLION

[Anonymous No.18858689]

All my shares are red
All my calls are green

[Anonymous No.18858691]

>TVIX +8%
we moonin boys

[Anonymous No.18858696]

told ya about the red day
didn't I?

[Anonymous No.18858697]

ah gee another nothing burger
disappointed there wasn't a -5%+ open

[Anonymous No.18858698]

RDS at such a tremendous amount of shit that it's actually up today

[Anonymous No.18858702]

oh shit

[Anonymous No.18858703]

>Every position I have is heavily green

[Anonymous No.18858705]

fuck yea my puts are printing

[Anonymous No.18858712]

>>18858266
just fyi you don't have to hold them for 24 hours, you just can't buy/sell in the same trading day.

[Anonymous No.18858714]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.18858716]

>TVIX
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18858724]

>>18858697
give it some time
I think we need some huge misses from earnings and the reality to set in that we won't be really opening till july/august

[Anonymous No.18858726]

IT'S DONE

[Anonymous No.18858729]

bobo's fun zone

[Anonymous No.18858737]

Holy fucking shit

MVIS saving my ass from the big red dildo today. I fucking TOLD YOU to buy this shit you fucking faggots

[Anonymous No.18858745]

>>18858714
nothing personal kid

[Anonymous No.18858747]

>>18858670
Honestly no idea it’s at $1

[Anonymous No.18858748]

sorry mumu

[Anonymous No.18858749]

>>18858724
Can't wait for the disney dump on earnings.

[Anonymous No.18858753]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO FUCKING RETARDED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18858755]

WTF IS HAPPENING TO MY RTX

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.18858759]

>>18858749
what time is that today

[Anonymous No.18858762]

jesus christ, I am being murdered on open wtf. You could stop falling now at any time please, come on. Fuck me, my biggest losers are RTX, DOW, and FANG and only FANG was I expecting a real loss today due to earnings yet it is doing the least badly.

>>18858698
This makes no sense. Only oil doing well is the one cutting divvy? Okay market.

[Anonymous No.18858763]

>$2790 denied
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.18858764]

I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.18858765]

>tfw bought TSLA Friday near lows

The cult will NEVER let TSLA fail. Unironically every dip resulting from Tweets should be bought.

[Anonymous No.18858769]

>>18858737
Oh my god it’s still PPPPOOOMMPPIINNGGGG

[Anonymous No.18858771]

We only starting lol

[Anonymous No.18858777]

>>18858764
lol

[Anonymous No.18858783]

>>18858677
50% sqqq 50%tvix

[Anonymous No.18858784]

>>18858321
>>18858500
fuck I wish I entered at open today, forgot about it

[Anonymous No.18858785]

>>18858763
Give it thirty minutes lmao

[Anonymous No.18858790]

AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.18858791]

I am financially unchanged.

[Anonymous No.18858794]

SUB 2800

[Anonymous No.18858797]

>tfw sold RTX at the top and buying it at the bottom again

I remember telling you fags about this

[Anonymous No.18858799]

>>18858771
woah

[Anonymous No.18858805]

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.18858808]

Breakers today, I can feel it

[Anonymous No.18858810]

>>18858771
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18858811]

Imagine buying anything right now. There is literally nothing good
Why would you seriously buy right now today

[Anonymous No.18858813]

STRONG BUY SIGNALS FROM CA

[Anonymous No.18858815]

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

[Anonymous No.18858819]

>market going down
>gold not following
Hmmmm.

[Anonymous No.18858822]

>>18858460
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous No.18858831]

All airline stocks are dumping like crazy.
Buffet officially killed the airlines.

[Anonymous No.18858836]

MVIS $1

[Anonymous No.18858839]

>Missed on the MVIX pump
>Tankers down

Why

[Anonymous No.18858840]

Thursday I was on top of the world. I really thought Friday was going to be green at open. I got greedy. It won't happen again

[Anonymous No.18858841]

>>18858805
Should have bought TVIX.

[Anonymous No.18858843]

Where's my damn crash

[Anonymous No.18858845]

>>18858737
And it peaked

[Anonymous No.18858847]

>>18858831
panic sellers are fucking idiots
buffet is literally manipulating this shit down so he can pick up the cheapies after all the idiots sell their positions

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18858853]

EUR & GLD positions earned enough for the week. Back to work, good luck bobos

[Anonymous No.18858854]

EURN doing good

[Anonymous No.18858855]

>>18858840
Holy shit what were you in? SPY calls?

[Anonymous No.18858856]

>>18858847
>>18858831
WTF

[Anonymous No.18858860]

>>18858811
>why would you buy things that are on sale?

[Anonymous No.18858862]

>>18858845
sold calls on it. lel

[Anonymous No.18858875]

This will make or break today

[Anonymous No.18858881]

>Hertz @ 3.3 USD
Do I just double down and buy more? I currently have 1000 USD in @ 6 avg

[Anonymous No.18858882]

>>18858847
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU ASK YOU CAN EAT BUFFET BITCH

[Anonymous No.18858883]

>>18858847
Airlines go out of business all the time. I mean maybe the government won't let it happen this time, since lately bailouts seem to be their thing. Even if Delta lives on, they might go bankrupt which would clean out investors.

[Anonymous No.18858887]

So when do we buy?

[Anonymous No.18858888]

mumu really trying to keep s&p over 2800

[Anonymous No.18858890]

Here we go bros
Got some puts on Uber and Manulife

[Anonymous No.18858891]

FUCK WHY DID I MAKE PUTS ON TSLA

[Anonymous No.18858894]

>>18858843
retard

[SNSS Anon !!HfS/WWe3fGn No.18858896]

>>18858574
Probably. Patients 28 and 33 will have PRs reported soon because it is really goddamn unlikely their tumors just stopped shrinking within 3%/2% (respectively) of partial response, 500mg data is almost here, got a catalyst coming this Thursday with their EPS. So yeah you should be good.

[Anonymous No.18858897]

>>18858862
You’re gonna be financially ruined when BRK takes a 51% stake in it and it goes to $5,000/share

[Anonymous No.18858898]

BA tries to moon but each surge is sold.

[Anonymous No.18858899]

One, something's got to give

[Anonymous No.18858901]

ONE SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

[Anonymous No.18858902]

>>18858860
how the fuck is anything on sale now? Even with this dip the stocks are mostly overvalued

[Anonymous No.18858909]

who CODX chad here???

[Anonymous No.18858915]

>>18858888
Checked. Bull cope alone is holding up the market.

[Anonymous No.18858918]

>>18858881
Cut your losses. They are going bankrupt, it's probably not coming back

[Anonymous No.18858920]

>>18858881
They might go bankrupt anon, and tomorrow’s a key date on their debt holders coming to a deal. It’d be a gamble.

[Anonymous No.18858921]

>>18858901
infi +10% today

[Anonymous No.18858922]

>>18858888
based quads. steak's on the menu bobros

[Anonymous No.18858924]

>>18858875
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[Anonymous No.18858925]

AMD is such a beast. AMDchads dab on these haters.

[Anonymous No.18858927]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

[Anonymous No.18858930]

>>18858831
YES sell so that the billionaires can buy back cheap. Fucking manipulators.

[Anonymous No.18858932]

>>18858883
Delta seems fine from what I know and I might buy it if it drops below $19. Any info would be appreciated.
Boeing is a dumpster fire. Honestly deserves to be fucked after all the mishandling of their newly built planes and shitty CEOs

[Anonymous No.18858933]

>DAL already going back up
imagine panic selling that

[Anonymous No.18858935]

>>18858855
100% MGM. Was hoping the Nevada governor was going to open the state and Vegas pump. But the faggot extended closures and MGM earnings fell short. Didn't sell Friday because I was hoping for a recovery today but then faggot Buffet killed the market. I'm going back to crypto

[Anonymous No.18858939]

>>18858888
It's over. Bobo won

[Anonymous No.18858940]

Sold my MVIS for a 80% gain. I don't know if itll go up more but I dont want to be a greedy asshole

[Anonymous No.18858942]

>>18858925
Feels good to have been in on AMD at $10

I tried to tell you guys

[Anonymous No.18858946]

>>18858930

Won't happen. Out of time. This is more than just a bulltrap.

[Anonymous No.18858947]

ALL THE FAGS WHO WILL BE SHOUTING "I TOLD YOU HURR" IN A WEEK TELL ME RIGHT FKING NOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT

[Anonymous No.18858949]

>>18858927
this, we can't let this man continue to crash our economy. IMPEACH

[Anonymous No.18858950]

What airlines is best to pick up now while the panicfags are panicking?
AAL is probably fucked but what about LUV and ALK?

[Anonymous No.18858951]

why tf isn't SQQQ moving???
market bad mean line go up

[Anonymous No.18858955]

>>18858933
>what is a dead cat bounce

[Anonymous No.18858957]

tesla go up haha

[Anonymous No.18858962]

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EEEEEEEEEEEEYES

[Anonymous No.18858964]

>>18858935
I was in MGM last week but thankfully I got shook out when they dropped Thursday. I’ll be getting back in this week or next

[Anonymous No.18858965]

>>18858950
Alaska Airlines
Best balance sheet by far

[Anonymous No.18858967]

>>18858922
Post more cowgirls

[Anonymous No.18858968]

TSLA $1,000 is absolutely inevitable

[Anonymous No.18858972]

>>18858950
They are all a gamble dude

[Anonymous No.18858974]

>>18858951
Just waiting for bobos to settle in

[Anonymous No.18858976]

>bought MVIS at $0.4
>sold at $1
It ain't much, but it's honest work

[Anonymous No.18858977]

Look at that shit

[Anonymous No.18858985]

>>18858947
the market goes back to ATH in the next week or two after all the perma bulls put their life savings into puts

[Anonymous No.18858988]

EURN is doing damn good

[Anonymous No.18858991]

>>18858968
>>18858957


see
>>18857269
>>18857472
I told you a few minutes ago

[Anonymous No.18858992]

>Cruise lines mooning
It's a sign of the apocalypse.

[Anonymous No.18858996]

>>18858972
>>18858965
>>18858950
Look at the balance sheet and then the cash flow statement to see which one has the lowest operating expenses

[Anonymous No.18858998]

>>18858940
Boring PnD but hoping it hits $2

[Anonymous No.18859002]

Odds: i buy spxl
Evens: i buy spxs

[Anonymous No.18859003]

>>18858977
>but bro eternal BVLL SVRGE
>Buy the dip bro

[Anonymous No.18859009]

>>18858996
It's Alaska (ALK)

[Anonymous No.18859010]

>>18858947
down with some crabbing inbetween

>>18858967
gotta get that USDA PRIME BEEF.

[Anonymous No.18859017]

>>18858333
jesus fucking christ. Unironically gonna coom to this maid mommy.
>>18858992
that or more of the saudi princes pumping money into them

[Anonymous No.18859029]

>>18858977
May is bad but June can't be worse once employees are allowed to go back to work. This is fucking temporary dumbass.

[Anonymous No.18859043]

Did you manage to buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.18859050]

>>18858992
>It's a sign of the apocalypse.
Why apocalypse? Rather, investors seem to be optimistic that cruise lines might soon be able to leave the ports again.

[Anonymous No.18859053]

>>18859009
The best thing they honestly have going for them is their small niche Alaska network that they pretty much have a monopoly on. Those are the kinds of markets the likes of Delta will probably pull out of once the CARES act ends. However, I bet Alaska shrinks a lot and pulls out of tons of markets. The stock is nowhere near the bottom when they stop flying east.

[Anonymous No.18859055]

>>18858940
Yeah I just sold for a 60% gain, it was a fun gamble but I'm not going to get greedy and be dumped on when it crashes.

[Anonymous No.18859060]

Alright I got out of MRO at a 10 dollar loss in the end. Not too bad. So what should I put the remaing 250 euro to? Tankers? Or just accumulate cash till the next dip?

[Anonymous No.18859067]

I made $150 in 2 mins off cucks buying mvis lol. Sold. Also why ZM go up?

[Anonymous No.18859068]

BARRICKCHADS ARE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

[Anonymous No.18859071]

>>18858797
Is RTX at the bottom?

Thought that was about 62, but it keeps falling

[Anonymous No.18859073]

>>18859010
Cowgirls are the only thing that can cheer up a bull in boboland.

[Anonymous No.18859077]

>>18859060
buy roblox skins

[Anonymous No.18859079]

>>18858305
Forgot the title but it's related to Ragnarok

[Anonymous No.18859085]

ACCUMULATE DAL NOW

When there's a reversal and it's pulled out of the temporary bottom it's gonna be easy money

[Anonymous No.18859084]

When is a big crash? I want to see some attrition

[Anonymous No.18859088]

>>18859017
rumor is that the artist isn't doing well.

>>18859073
We will take your women, rape and eat them.

[Anonymous No.18859091]

>>18859029
https://atlantaintownpaper.com/2020/05/intown-business-describes-nightmare-reopening-with-only-two-customers-all-weekend/

[Anonymous No.18859092]

>>18859067
I don't know but it better fucking go down

[Anonymous No.18859093]

TVIXchads we got too cocky

[Anonymous No.18859100]

U-shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.18859105]

>>18859071
fuckin better be

[Anonymous No.18859107]

Yes i just Bought spy calls

How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.18859109]

>>18859050
No it isn't. It's a sign of volatility, panic buying and selling. This is the kind of shit we had a month ago during selloffs. VIX remains elevated.

[Anonymous No.18859113]

dont but airlines yet till end of this month that shit is poison

[Anonymous No.18859118]

>>18858831
I am calling the SEX on this damn boomer

[Anonymous No.18859119]

>>18859100
you would be able to see the ball gag strap in the first panel if she actually was wearing one

[Anonymous No.18859123]

I warned you bobos

[Anonymous No.18859128]

>>18859091
>two customers
>OMG IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!1!!
Fuck, at least they HAVE customers. Dumb spoiled brats.

[Anonymous No.18859127]

I hope you bought atbi calls like I said

[Anonymous No.18859130]

Gonna gamble on some HTZ calls in case they find an agreement with their creditors

[Anonymous No.18859131]

>>18858378
not ALL your money, no...
i would suggest consolidating into one stock though, preferably one you can trade lots in. assuming it's one you're okay holding for a long time, you can sell calls against your shares for more money, then sell puts to buy back in later.
diversification doesn't help when the whole market moves down. may as well sell a little premium.

[Anonymous No.18859132]

>oil mooning
fuck you warren 90 year old diapershitting faggot

[Anonymous No.18859138]

>>18859113
Ignore this man. All-in on Delta airlines right now.

[Anonymous No.18859139]

>>18859043
>investing in international and not local oil
>investing in a company cutting a long-time dividend

Not a hold, get out at a profit. Won't receive US specific bailout nor will it have good will to hold in bad times thus plummet more.

[Anonymous No.18859143]

>>18859127
ATVI

[Anonymous No.18859147]

Is MVIS going to go back up, I made 25$ but I didnt even realize you could play options on it

[Anonymous No.18859148]

>>18859123
don't worry mumu
we're not done here

[Anonymous No.18859149]

>>18859137
>>18859137
>>18859137
>>18859137
new thread

[Anonymous No.18859152]

>>18859093
>+6.8%
>Too cocky

[Anonymous No.18859154]

>>18858881
I bought around your price and sold at market today. Even if it comes back up youre looking at a super long time horizon

[Anonymous No.18859159]

[Anonymous No.18859168]

Aaaaaaaand just like that, SPY will never go below $280 again. Did you guys buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.18859173]

Where is POLO shirt guy? lol

[Anonymous No.18859193]

>>18859060
MRO is a long dude just buy more

[Anonymous No.18859201]

Aaaand back to green

Thank you based Jpow

[Anonymous No.18859208]

>>18859128
They'd be losing less money staying closed

[Anonymous No.18859211]

>>18859132
Wtf, I really didn't expect this. Fucking hell it makes no sense that oil is mooning. Still glad I got rid of my MRO for now.

[Anonymous No.18859212]

>>18858881
If you but 8k shares you get a free car

>>18859132
Sold my HAL at small profit and it goes up

[Anonymous No.18859228]

>>18859148
were 0.05 a pop this morning, don't know if you could have been filled at those prices though

[Anonymous No.18859238]

>>18859193
Don't remind them. MRO isn't for weak cucks.

[Anonymous No.18859284]

>>18859147
I have a $3 Call on it, it better go back up

[Anonymous No.18859288]

>>18858947
last chance at DHT

[Anonymous No.18859312]

>>18858353
I'm not touching it. You do it.

[Anonymous No.18859318]

>>18858976
>support at .85
We’re going to the moon

[Anonymous No.18859388]

WHEN IS THE FUCKING CRASH?????????????? THIS IS SO BORING@#$!@$#%?@#$%?@#$?@#$?

[Anonymous No.18859486]

Fuck you Jerome. Quit printing we want a crash!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18859506]

Everyone say thank you Warren for the dip.

[Anonymous No.18859535]

>>18858653
Any reasonable person is disgusted by modern culture

[Anonymous No.18859548]

There are kids in here who think they are going to make it holding TVIX

LMAO

[Anonymous No.18859563]

>>18859071
I thought it was gonna be 60. I guess the airline portion of its market value is just way bigger than I thought

[Anonymous No.18859655]

>buy stocks monday morning
>wait until tommorrow
>put stop order on all stocks above what you bought them for
>once a day raise stop order if stock price went up

Is this how you make money?

[Anonymous No.18859684]

who /vanguard/ here?

[Anonymous No.18859710]

Took all my S&P shorting profits into shorting tesla with a 8x leverage at 746$, stop set at -20%. Did I fuck up shorting this memestock?

[Anonymous No.18859847]

The dump starts now, screencap this

[Anonymous No.18859918]

>>18859710
you goofed