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>pulls down pants
>sits fat ass on toilet
>opens up binance
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>"Oh get ready linkies, here it comes"
>Clicks LINK/BTC pairing
>Clicks on Market sell
>types in 700k
>BRAAP.. BRAAAAAP.
>OH YEAH HERE IT COMES LINKIES
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
>Hits sell on binance as watery poopoo flies out of his rectum
>"Heheheh, hows it taste linkies?"
>Goes back into office
>Rory asks him where he was

"Lets just say I had to feed the link marines"

>> No.18856256

>>18856244
imagine spending hours every day doing this shit for a crypto you don't even own. what a sad pathetic life you must lead.

>> No.18856283

>>18856256
>He thinks someone who owns link wouldn't FUD it

Ngmi

>> No.18856357

>>18856244
can any single person on /biz/ even explain how LINK is supposed to work? like what even is it. it's nothing.

>> No.18856389
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18856389

>>18856244
>HE'S OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>YOU CAN'T TALK SHIT ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>SINGULARITY $999,89 EOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18856407

lmao

>> No.18856418

>>18856357
it is, and always has been, an obvious scam

>> No.18856429

>>18856244
>>18856244
big if true

>> No.18856480

>>18856244
Old but gold

>> No.18856658

>>18856418
yes. but why does /biz/ seem to be so attached to it?