/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

[Anonymous No.18851018]

The crab edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg Stream
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/g/209519/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

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>>18849467

[Anonymous No.18851026]

We are unironically going to war this week.

[Anonymous No.18851030]

I don't like black people

[Anonymous No.18851034]

Monday will end green.

[Anonymous No.18851040]

>>18851030
>black
>people
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.18851043]

>>18851026
I fuckin hope so I need this economy to come back so I can get my job

[Anonymous No.18851046]

>>18851026
what do i tell the recruiter so i get to pilot drones?

[Anonymous No.18851047]

>flat for 3 mins

[Anonymous No.18851052]

I only respect cunny and SDS holders, bros.

[Anonymous No.18851053]

FUCKING BUY DHT

[Anonymous No.18851055]

wow what a CUTE and WONDERFUL manga
it would be so nice to get a gorgeous loving wife just by beeing yourself, wouldn't it now

[Anonymous No.18851062]

https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.27.20081893v1

Holy grail of papers for anyone modeling second wave probabilities.

[Anonymous No.18851074]

>>18851046
Lol fucked AF drone operator once and 5 guys in her unit already killed themselves lmao don’t be a bitch. If you cant handle COD

[Anonymous No.18851079]

>>18851053
Too late for that unless there’s a new catalyst imo.

[Anonymous No.18851083]

>>18851026
Stop getting my hopes up

>>18851046
"I'm a fat fuck with a below average IQ with no skills whatsoever. I'm a literal mouthbreather that is only good for plugging coordinates into a computer for the drone to fly to. This is the only way I can help the nation."

[Anonymous No.18851085]

>>18851062
>I want two nothing burgers please
>hold the coke

[Anonymous No.18851087]

Okay here's what's going to happen tomorrow
FRO is going to moon and I'm going to get rich
TVIX will go up a bit to help some anons in the threads
RTX drops to 58 so I can buy in
I'm thinking NET is fucked
MVIS will spike because it's another pump and dump so get in under .50 and hold til it's 2.50
And CUNNY goes to an all time high

[Anonymous No.18851089]

omg the numbers are going up

[Anonymous No.18851090]

>>18851053
I wish I had bought moar.

[Anonymous No.18851092]

SNIB SNAB I'M THE THETA CRAB

[Anonymous No.18851093]

>drops to 1.71% on the futures
>rebounds but stays stuck at -1%

Benis

[Anonymous No.18851103]

BOBOS, IT'S TRYING TO BREAK PAST -1% !!!!!!

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18851106]

>>18851085
>hold the coke
thats the only reason i'm here

[Anonymous No.18851108]

>>18851074
Really? I went to Afghanistan twice as a combat medic and out of everybody I met you in my 4 years, I only met 2 people with legit PTSD. One was a medic whose platoon got wiped out Vietnam style and the other unironically had an RPG round stuck in his chest after some retard muj shot it at him inside of a building so it didn’t travel far enough to arm.

Anyway, was the drone chick hot?

[Anonymous No.18851124]

Well bobos, this is your chance. I'm not too impressed with this early showing tbhfams. Your big red opening salvo is getting snibbed.

[Anonymous No.18851126]

FEDS desperately trying to pump it before open tomorrow.
Markets will still be blood red.

[Anonymous No.18851132]

just passing by during this quarantine to say that Knives Out was unironically a good movie if you are looking for something new to watch :D

[Anonymous No.18851134]

>>18851126
very original and high IQ post, thank you for this

[Anonymous No.18851136]

Is value investing dead?
Must hurt to have over 10 years of consistent underperformance, good thing I'm S&P500 gang.

[Anonymous No.18851141]

What's the best way to kill yourself?

[Anonymous No.18851146]

You guys find any corporate debt that looks good yet?

>>18851087
Oh man... Akko looks like this?
Now I have to consider watching the series.

>>18851074
Killed them selves... to escape drone life? We’re they fucking her too?

>>18851124
Damn those are perfect.

[Anonymous No.18851147]

>>18851126
>muh feds
>>18851141
Nitrous oxide

[Anonymous No.18851148]

is the tech bubble about to burst?

[Anonymous No.18851153]

>>18851141
TSLA options

[Anonymous No.18851154]

>>18851141
Coronavirus

[Anonymous No.18851164]

>>18851141
>best
In terms of entertainment value or environmental friendliness?

[Anonymous No.18851167]

crash it

[Anonymous No.18851172]

Everyone, post your
>he bought
memes

[Anonymous No.18851174]

>>18851146
Any debt rn is bad. What company would be able to afford to pay off their debt after weeks of lockdown?

[Anonymous No.18851176]

>>18851148
When I look at the Shopify stock I want to vomit.

[Anonymous No.18851180]

>>18851141
alcohol poisoning

[Anonymous No.18851181]

I bought at the top again

[Anonymous No.18851184]

>>18851141
All in USO

[Anonymous No.18851191]

>>18851141
Teen prostitutes at age 75

[Anonymous No.18851197]

>>18851181
yikes

[Anonymous No.18851201]

>>18851181
>3x leveraged ETFs

You get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.18851204]

Expect a large dump in the next 10 mins

[Anonymous No.18851207]

>>18851172
>he bought the top???

[Anonymous No.18851213]

>>18851181
I know there is an SOXL shill, and I am personally part of #SPXL_Gang
But holy shit I am going in on that only when VIX dies and stays dead for a few weeks.
Buying SOXL on Wednesday would have been wiped out by 25% by today.

[Anonymous No.18851222]

>he bought?

[Anonymous No.18851223]

>>18851191
imagine dying to teen prostitutes at any age lmao
just exercise bro, they can't hurt you

[Anonymous No.18851227]

>>18851174
Is this bait? You asshole this better be bait.

[Anonymous No.18851230]

>>18851146
>>18851108

See I can understand that level of ptsd
But flying little RC planes and going home to hang yourself is pretty fuckin ghey. And yeah she was a military 7 had meat hanging from her pussy tho. And you know any girl in the military she getting around

[Anonymous No.18851252]

>ee baught?

[Anonymous No.18851253]

>>18850673
This is probably my favorite economics documentary. Most likely because it's all about Japan and during the bubble/collapse segments, the visuals and background music give off some pretty sweet vaporwave vibes: >>>/wsg/3433817

[Anonymous No.18851255]

reminder Coronavirus deaths literally cease next week

[Anonymous No.18851262]

>>18851222
He bought?

[Anonymous No.18851266]

>>18851230
Meat hanging... you mean she had long labia? I think my most sensitive and fun fucks have been that way.

[Anonymous No.18851268]

>>18851148
tech and real estate about to POP. this is it lads. once in a decade event. hopefully next time around this merry-go-round, ill have enough money to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18851270]

>>18851255
This drug didn't reduce deaths in the trials though

[Anonymous No.18851276]

>>18851026
God my RTX would print, I hope so, fuck China

[Anonymous No.18851278]

>>18851255
They barely existed last week where I live, at least outside of nursing homes.

[Anonymous No.18851279]

>>18851255
>this snake oil
years from now you will be interviewed by kids for a school project about the great remdesevir scam
Either that or the HCQ scam.

[Anonymous No.18851283]

>>18851266
Yeah she was a total psycho prob the best sex I had so far

[Anonymous No.18851287]

>>18851266
All military women but like probably 5 are whores.
>t. Fucked multiple married soldiers and coasters

[Anonymous No.18851298]

Jerome

I wand my haamburagah

[Anonymous No.18851305]

>>18851026
Elaborate please, thanks.

[Anonymous No.18851310]

>>18851270
Nah but it got you out of the hospital faster.
If you’re gonna make it, you get through it quicker.

If you’re on a ventilator and not gonna make it... I’m not sure if it speeds up the process. But maybe they mix a little of that with a little kaletra and get you off the vent?

[Anonymous No.18851317]

>>18851278

[Anonymous No.18851319]

>>18851278
Doesn’t matter, the virus didn’t crash the markets silly. Your calls are fucked.

[Anonymous No.18851329]

>>18851204
Fuck you dude, I just sat down after showering.

[Anonymous No.18851330]

>red monday

[Anonymous No.18851332]

>>18851287
Its the women in peril effect, nurses have that after they get a bad streak, if you catch a nurse after she had like 5 people die on her in a row, even the worst incel ever will have sex with her. If a woman sees bad combat she's just going to fuck everybody for like 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.18851334]

>>18851310
If you’re tubed and vented your mortality rate is like 30% period, virus or not. Buy TMDX btw.

[Anonymous No.18851338]

>>18851227
Yes it is bait. Just like when debt was deemed a good thing for the housing market company debt wont let us down

[Anonymous No.18851354]

>>18851332
99% of females don’t see bad combat lol. They’re surrounded by horny men and just put out a lot.

[Anonymous No.18851355]

>>18851305
China released a bioweapon because they lost the trade war to Cheeto Man.

[Anonymous No.18851359]

>>18851018
You are going to be sorry for the rest of your life you don't pick up RDS or XOM at these super discounted prices, even if they go down further. RDS is here to stay with expansion into, electric charging stations, electric power, gas line expeditions and expansion and further oil; same for XOM. XOM research and development is absolutly out of the world. I'll be suprised if they don't start drilling for oil on Mars in the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.18851364]

>>18851319
I don't gamble with options and none of my stocks are on the meme NYSE. You can keep reinventing happener/doomer stories though if that helps you sleep at night.

[Anonymous No.18851370]

>>18851355
I forget weekends are filled with /pol/ tourists

[Anonymous No.18851377]

Set sell limit orders below last price on Friday by $0.50 or a market sell? Who thinks we gonna hit circuit breakers?

[Anonymous No.18851386]

>>18851370
Trudeau isn't denying this anymore.

[Anonymous No.18851387]

>>18851332
bro you're trying to get big brain about something that's way more simple than that lol

[Anonymous No.18851394]

are we goyna just memory hole the fact that kim jong un is still alive despite mainstream media rumors of his death? isn't he also very friendly with the bad orange man?

[Anonymous No.18851395]

>>18851359
Ok, boomer
Im buying more GOOGL and MSFT then

[Anonymous No.18851404]

>its melting up
BUT MY SECOND LEG DOWN CRASHERINO THE BIG DIPPER BLACK MONDAY BEARINOS

[Anonymous No.18851405]

>>18851370
Well, to be fair, they did lose the trade war, and it looks like, officially, the idea that the virus was developed, or atleast held, in a Chinese bio facility, has significant strength in government.

[Anonymous No.18851411]

>>18851395
Buying insanely overpriced tech companies, instead of solid giants of the industry. Ok, have fun.

[Anonymous No.18851428]

>>18851364
>stocks being overvalued and overbought after a 10 year bullrun is a zoomer conspiracy
i shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.18851441]

>>18851394
I saw the news last night and this morning I thought maybe I had been dreaming. Had to check the news again. I was convinced he was dead.

[Anonymous No.18851451]

>>18851404
mind broken

[Anonymous No.18851464]

HEADED TO THE GREEN, GOGOGOGOGOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18851470]

HOLY SHIT!

>>18850349
mfw I remember I used to have a bunch of pet snails

>I've had a bizarre life
>My favs were the ones with bright yellow and black shells.

[Anonymous No.18851476]

>>18851428
If you're talking about meme tech stocks like AMD or Shopify, then I wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole.

[Anonymous No.18851481]

https://youtu.be/rkMPaIgXwkg
live now, scroll back about 3 minutes

[Anonymous No.18851497]

Heavy in BAC bros, I’ve got another 25% to put in if it hits $20 but I think they’re in a good position.

[Anonymous No.18851498]

>high selling volume
>decreasing buying volume and still well within the red

Bulls are haven't learned anything (^:

[Anonymous No.18851499]

>>18851441
yeah its almost like there was "timeline shift"...bifurcation moment and everyone is too disoriented to give a fuck. the death and then sudden recovery of the leader of north korea, someone who was painted as an adversary, should be big news. even heard the north koreans were panic buying and now...nothing.

[Anonymous No.18851512]

Yeah, Im thinking we'll be at +/-100 tomorrow, crabbing all day while we wait for the first good news or bad news to send the stocks in the appropriate direction.

[Anonymous No.18851516]

will this whole week be red?

also is feels kind of sad knowing that China released this virus (either accidentally or purposefully) and they'll probably never get punished for it. They ruined hundreds of millions of peoples' lives all around the World. Say what you want about America but that's objectively worse than anything the USA has ever done.

[Anonymous No.18851518]

>warren BUFFETT
>doesn't own any stock in crackerbarrel
i might actually buy the crackerbarrel dip

[Anonymous No.18851522]

>>18851518
only boomers eat at crackerbarrel that stock is fucked

[Anonymous No.18851529]

>>18851522
My wife likes Cracker Barrel and she’s 25, mere a protoboomer.

[Anonymous No.18851530]

>>18851512
Theta gang wins again, guess I need to start writing options

[Anonymous No.18851535]

>>18851255
based retard

[Anonymous No.18851538]

>>18851279
It's the new thalidomide.

[Anonymous No.18851540]

>>18851497
25% is a pretty high BAC

[Anonymous No.18851547]

>the power of a senile man who wears adult diapers who sold shitty airline stocks at a loss

[Anonymous No.18851548]

NOOOOO
MY PUTS EXPIRING! I PUT 10% OF MY MONEY IN THIS MOVE AND PEOPLE JUST KEEP BUYING! ITS NOT FAIR!

Just kidding. I hope no one is stupid enough to bet against the Fed

[Anonymous No.18851551]

>>18851516
Yeah, at least with US it's only sand niggers and 3rd world are affected. How dare China include everyone.

[Anonymous No.18851554]

>>18851547
Cant wait till hes dead

[Anonymous No.18851557]

>>18851334
>TMDX
When does it go up?

[Anonymous No.18851559]

Why does wall street love LULU so much?

[Anonymous No.18851573]

>>18851516
They will never get punished and they stand the most to profit from all this.

[Anonymous No.18851577]

>>18851522
>>18851529
cracker barrel is fucking gross golden corral is great when you feel like shoveling garbage down your throat

[Anonymous No.18851578]

>>18851548
10% would be getting off easy with the losses I've seen online.

[Anonymous No.18851581]

hey now, heeeey now...
the dream is over...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUHKDHkRasc

[Anonymous No.18851585]

>>18851497
>another 25%
25% of your initial position i hope? I wouldn't want to see 25% of my portfolio potentially lose up to 15 - 20% ontop of whatever else is there. I am personally taking my time with banks.

[Anonymous No.18851592]

>>18851132
Knives Out was absolute garbage. Not talking about the sjw shit that a lot of anons on /tv like to complain about either. It was boring and predictable but was marketed as being a “hot take” on the who done it genre. Fucking terrible movie.

[Anonymous No.18851596]

>>18851573
they're being painted as heroes by the NYC mayor who got respirators from china, and likewise in italy. it's all so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.18851602]

>>18851577
Does Old Country Buffet still exist? That place was pure trash but was always my go to when I wanted to audition for My 600 Pound Life.

[Anonymous No.18851612]

>>18851338
You’re kind of a retarded faggot bud. Eli Lilly isn’t just going to default because some of its diabetic customers died from a virus.

If the company’s assets split between all its debt holders more than cover the cost you payed for their debt, you make money when they’re liquidated. If the market thinks they’re going under and you buy their debt when it’s nearly worthless, you can make some nice profit when they get bailed out.

There are several ways to approach it

[Anonymous No.18851614]

>>18851557
New ID because one of my neighbors likes to post CP from his phone apparently.

I think it’s going back down to 12 before it comes back up. I believe they will have positive EPS by Q4. My center does every non-local heart recovery using their OCS and it has really taken off in use with a lot of other centers.

Price target is 28 but it’s a small cap so it drops hard with the market at large. I still think they will be bought out by UTHR.

[Anonymous No.18851618]

JAMES, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, WE'VE FOUND A WAY TO CONTACT YOU. YOU'RE IN A COMA, YOU HAVE TO FIND A WAY TO WAKE UP JAMES, PLEASE

[Anonymous No.18851626]

>>18851516
Absolutely not. You have no clue about the history of burgerland. In 1954 america overthrew a democracy for a banana company. You're in denial about of shit and evil your cuntry is.

>>18851013
>not loving Jeff
Never going to make it. He's a god among men.
>want to work out with women
Ask me how I know you have a pathetic physique.

[Anonymous No.18851643]

>>18851618
thats not my name

[Anonymous No.18851644]

>>18851618
what the fuck
pretty high, ive been had

[Anonymous No.18851647]

All retailer investors will sell since their god Warren Buffet shat the bed.

[Anonymous No.18851656]

>>18851551
True.

>>18851573
It's a fucking genius move by them to be fair. Unreal play that will potentially propel them to hegemonic power. USA's hegemony kind of fell into our lap via response to the second world war; China's leap to power is through a well thought out and planned Pandemic.

You know it's fucking ingenious because you still have people defending them, even after China destroyed their lives.

[Anonymous No.18851660]

>>18851644
My name is also james, surely we cant all be in a coma

[Anonymous No.18851666]

>>18851554
>>18851647
You get the hell out of smg. He sold stocks and the market tanked? You’re gonna blame that on him?

He did all he could to keep it from panicking people without straight lying. This was not some Ackman style bullshit.

>>18851370
It’s getting pretty fucking constant now, and if the vix spikes again it’ll get worse.

[Anonymous No.18851668]

>>18851581
Fuck off with that shitty cover https://youtu.be/J9gKyRmic20

[Anonymous No.18851669]

so futures going green by open? sounds about right.

[Anonymous No.18851672]

>>18851647
>all retailer investors
DUMP JCP I REPEAT DUMP JCP

[Anonymous No.18851680]

What does buffets dumping of airlines mean for RTX?

[Anonymous No.18851682]

>>18851602
Yeah. Still have one around here, unironically starting to crave it because buffets are getting absolutely fucked by corona. As a kid I remember everything was absolutely garbage except for the ice cream and french fries.

[Anonymous No.18851683]

>>18851656
This thing really is turning out to just be a slightly worse than normal flu. I bet they released it on purpose so the intel agencies would hear about a leak from a lab then locked their country down to signal to the rest of the world that it was scary shit. Everyone followed their lead and assraped their economies along the way over nothing really if you aren't a fat boomer. 300 IQ move Xi.

[Anonymous No.18851686]

>>18851612
Yes I understand that but you are assuming they will get bailed out. I'm sure a good amount of companies will get bailed. But I was talking bout the ones that wont get bailed out that some retards will buy

[Anonymous No.18851694]

>>18851680
Good military contracts, painful commercial airline exposure
The crab continues

[Anonymous No.18851703]

>>18851626
Show me a country with clean hands and I’ll show you a powerless fictional country.

It has nothing to do with liking Jeff or not, it has to do with what gets my juices flowing to squeeze out more pushups.

[Anonymous No.18851704]

A new stimulus bill will be announced Monday morning before open leading to a green day. Then we ride on small bullish sentiment with new COVID treatment rumors or reopenings until reality sets in, then we slightly tank again until we can repeat the cycle. Basically the month will crab though weeks will have a trend.

[Anonymous No.18851710]

>>18851682
I just looked it up there's one like 30 miles away.

Nothing but fond bad memories of that place. Would have eating contests with friends there in high school. Eat until you puke then get kicked out. God I'm a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.18851711]

>>18851669
It's not.
Bullcuck.

[Anonymous No.18851713]

>>18851516
>>18851573
>China won't be punished
Have you heard of Trump? Have you not seen the widespread hatred of the Chinese? Everyone hated China before, this just gives people a reason to stop being "politically correct" about it. Now back to China with you shills.

[Anonymous No.18851716]

>>18851512
Hopefully Elon smokes some more bubbles

[Anonymous No.18851717]

>>18851618
The implication here being that if James is in a coma, then we are all a figment of his imagination. Simply put, we do not exist outside of James.

[Anonymous No.18851726]

>>18851680
RTX is defense industry you retard

[Anonymous No.18851730]

>>18851547
Gap downs are a meme. The robot will always fill the gap.

[Anonymous No.18851734]

>>18851704
How often will people believe this?

[Anonymous No.18851744]

>>18851126
The FED is done pumping, unless a circuit breaker is triggered again.

[Anonymous No.18851751]

>>18851713
Trump is a fucking pussy that wouldn't wipe Iran off the map when they bombed our base. He will act tough by starting pointless trade wars but then he goes against all advice and sells jet engines to China to help their aviation industry replace Boeing.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-china-aircraft-exclusive/exclusive-u-s-grants-ge-license-to-sell-engines-for-chinas-new-airplane-idUSKBN21P20U

MIGA

[Anonymous No.18851766]

>>18851686
I didn’t even say any specific companies, I wanted to see what other anons had found. Yes, it is speculative. But I want something to keep my eyes on if there’s another dump. I believe there may be more opportunities in the credit market than stock market right now.

>>18851694
>>18851726
>>18851680
It would be extremely painful, but hopefully it’ll provide a good entry point and give you the ability to buy cheap. Eventually, they should be a name you want to have. But I don’t like that portion of their business. They couldn’t have known it at the time, but merging with UTX was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.18851768]

>>18851726
Congratulations you are either a nigger or Irish

[Anonymous No.18851770]

>>18851516
>>18851551
>>18851573
>>18851713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9uawvAS8Xo

[Anonymous No.18851773]

>>18851751
Epic shilling and fake new my dude! Many updotes! Enjoy your reddit platinum!

[Anonymous No.18851778]

>>18851726
I know its defense but UTX had civilian airline exposure jackass

[Anonymous No.18851779]

>>18851768
complete different industries you glue huffing moron

[Anonymous No.18851781]

>>18851270
Shut up goy just drink this glass of bleach then go back to work and save the economy!

[Anonymous No.18851782]

>>18851087
I hope so fro and tvis are basically my portfiol rn

[Anonymous No.18851783]

>>18851047
this post aged terribly

[Anonymous No.18851793]

Is Glaxo Smith Kline a good stock?

[Anonymous No.18851823]

>>18851773
THANK YOU KIND STRANGER!

But seriously, he even backed down on calling it the China Flu. He's a low T depressed fat fuck. Not kidding.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-health-exam-president-hair-loss-drug-research-erectile-dysfunction-783580

>Finasteride is sometimes used in hormone replacement therapy for transgender women due to its antiandrogenic effects

[Anonymous No.18851824]

>>18851704
Introduced by whom? Both chambers are on vacation right now I think.

[Anonymous No.18851827]

>>18851370
Fuck these /pol/tards circle jerking like Reddit it’s unreadable
>ruin /smg/
>OHHH if you don’t discuss chinks conspiracy and niggers in a financial board you’re the soi boy!!
Just fuck off already

[Anonymous No.18851833]

PE - hit or miss?

[Anonymous No.18851849]

>>18851744
It's all off balance sheet through primary dealers now

[Anonymous No.18851850]

hey /biz/ let's start a hedge fund and call it Nordic Investment Group, NIG for short. we'll invest only in non-nordic companies heh heh

[Anonymous No.18851857]

>>18851827
>STOP INVADING MY BOARD, THIS IS WHERE I GO TO GET AWAY FROM CONSERVATIVES!

God, fuck off you retard.

[Anonymous No.18851863]

>>18851850
Sounds good but I'm already 100% in FAGIX.

[Anonymous No.18851874]

I’ve been doing the wheel strat with margin on JNJ, am I going to get wrecked?

[Anonymous No.18851878]

>>18851857
There are no conservatives.

[Anonymous No.18851891]

>>18851863
nice, I'm actually the CMO of FAGIX. want to connect on Linkedin?

[Anonymous No.18851898]

>>18851833
>ever missing

[Anonymous No.18851904]

>>18851827
>"CHINA WILL PAY THIS TIME"
>"ALL THE OTHER TIMES WERE PART OF THE MASTER PLAN"
>"IM HAPPOONINNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Zzzzzzzzzzz.............
We are going to war (itll have some other name) with Venezuela, if anyone.

[Anonymous No.18851917]

TVIX is still the play tomorrow bobros. HOLD THE LIIIIINE!

[Anonymous No.18851931]

bobros
are we gonna make it? i don't think its gonna happen

[Anonymous No.18851941]

Are you okay, Bobo?

[Anonymous No.18851944]

>>18851823
wow, tulsipedes are BASED

[Anonymous No.18851950]

>>18851666
>He sold stocks and the market tanked? You’re gonna blame that on him?
No. We blame him for shitting his pants financially and we blame other people for still listening to someone who is 90 and missed out on the tech boom.
>He did all he could to keep it from panicking people without straight lying.
Everyone could see what was going on. And the reason for him downplaying the mistakes is not paternal love for his many children, who treat him like a god.Its the fact that he represents the whole of BRK and he has to defend it.

The problem is that people treat him like the master of modern stock trading, who is sharing his knowledge with them out of generosity, not as a company head of a company that performs worse than SPY.

[Anonymous No.18851961]

>>18851359
I already own RDS.B and those bastards back stabbed me by suspending divvies! With that said, I fully intend to buy the dip next week.

[Anonymous No.18851967]

how do i invest in china, is there an etf
they look like they are doing well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2uwYJBvNOk

[Anonymous No.18851971]

Goodnight /biz/

See you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18851984]

>>18851079
earning report and june contract expiry

[Anonymous No.18851990]

Goodnight /biz/

Got to be well rested for what lies ahead tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18851997]

>>18851626
>You're in denial about of shit and evil your cuntry is.
>>18851470
>mfw I remember I used to have a bunch of pet snails

Yeah ok you weird freak. Glad I have some context within this very thread with which to read your dumbass post.

[Anonymous No.18851998]

>>18851683
No, it's substantially worse than the flu in that it's highly contagious and novel. It's also transmitted asymptomatically. The R0 is thought to be 2-2.5 as opposed to the Flu's 1.2-1.6. While it may have seemed, due to press narratives, that the concern was the mortality rate -- the actual issues raised by the governing bodies were concerns of overtaxing the hospital resources available. Now of course due to the fact that it is novel there were initial concerns of higher mortality bounds due to a lack of data and treatment modalities. Another concern, was that SARS had a very significant R0, and they're related diseases this expressed a high degree of probability that the R0 of Covid might be at least equally transmissible.

Secondarily it's been turned into a geopolitical wildfire. On one hand world leaders get to posture for "Rally 'Round the Flag" media events with undue frequency, and on the other, the men behind the thrones are stitching their spreadsheets back together so they can suck some more of the lifeblood out of the populace before they turn to dust. There was a major correction on the way anyhow. There was at least one major academic prediction dating back to March last year expressing concerns over market stability towards EoY, and it became evident in Sept., take it how you will though.

[Anonymous No.18852006]

if my amd and gild calls dont make me money tomorrow i wont be able to afford to pay the mechanic for my car back.
until tomorrow, /biz/

[Anonymous No.18852011]

>>18851967
planned economy will always fair better during bad times. don't expect fast movement anytime soon though.

[Anonymous No.18852014]

>>18851971
>1 post by this ID

[Anonymous No.18852024]

>>18851857
>guys look! I’m a conservative am I cool enough to join the grown-up club?
Why the fuck do I need to read retarded political opinion on stock market thread? Your /x/ shit is annoying

[Anonymous No.18852028]

Going to invest 15k in tankers tomorrow. How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.18852031]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY

>watch until the end
>as time approaches to infinity, it's literally the fucking Jews

[Anonymous No.18852041]

>>18851827
well one of them unironically is a redditor who talks about what a great "sub" wsb is and HATES IT when anime or lewd pictures of women are posted so...

>>18851950
The problem isn't that he "shit the bed" because he bought a tiny bit more airline stock and then cut his losses this quarter. It's that he was a net seller of stock, wasn't doing buybacks, and is hoarding cash because he thinks the worst may be coming.

You blame him for shitting himself financially? You blame him for his mistakes? He barely did anything besides hold cash, and collect profits from his companies. Hardly seems stupid right now.

The WuFlu may be better than feared in the US, but Equador is likely to play out in many places all over the world. If he can keep his companies running with his cash stash, he might be able to buy all the mining rights in south america by the time this is over.

[Anonymous No.18852043]

>>18852014
>this nigga aint have a good night because the guy that said so only posted once
your loss retard

[Anonymous No.18852044]

>>18852006
ok i don't want to sound like a dick or nothing but AMD is near an all time high in a market that just got shit on less than 3 weeks ago. their fair value is $25/ share and tech stocks have been getting destroyed, what were you thinking?

[Anonymous No.18852054]

I hereby 𝓪ffirm my fin𝓪nci𝓪l ruin𝓪tion

[Anonymous No.18852055]

>>18851766
>it would be extremely painful.
For you.

[Anonymous No.18852068]

>>18851827
Hahaha quit your crying, bitch nigger. Be a fucking man for the first time in your pathetic life.

[Anonymous No.18852072]

S&P 4000 this summer

[Anonymous No.18852082]

>>18852043

[Anonymous No.18852083]

>>18851176
Why?

[Anonymous No.18852091]

>>18852082

[Anonymous No.18852098]

>>18851713
I beleived in Trump. He's had a few years to do get some shit done with the wall and trade deals. Instead, he put all his eggs in the 'muh economy' meme and now is having terrible internal polling numbers. Hopefully the CCP is held accountable somehow, but I'm not holding my breath. Just like Hillary would be in jail and James Comey, and Brennan, and Obama and etc. etc.

[Anonymous No.18852099]

-1.8% to under -0.8% futures.
Bobos denied again.
You had a week, your game is over for now. Enjoy holding those SQQQ bags.

[Anonymous No.18852101]

>>18852083
Negative price/earnings.

[Anonymous No.18852102]

>>18851108
>other unironically had an RPG round stuck in his chest
holy chit did they remove it? how do you even take that shit out without killing someone, arent they like 6 or 8" in diameter? he lived? lungs or heart didnt get fucked?

[Anonymous No.18852104]

>>18852054
based

[Anonymous No.18852113]

Red green or crab tomorrow? Do we have a consensus or are we shitting all over eachother still?

[Anonymous No.18852115]

>>18852054
me ruined

[Anonymous No.18852125]

>>18851917
>>18851917

[Anonymous No.18852127]

>>18852113
>>18851092

[Anonymous No.18852130]

>>18851255
reminder theyve been using it in chinkland, asia, and europe for the last 3 months and it hasnt done jack shit or worked half as good as hydroxychloroquinine

[Anonymous No.18852131]

>>18852113
No idea. It will be funny if airlines moon.

[Anonymous No.18852135]

>>18852044
bruh please.
I got 5 little AMD's in my IRA stash... you telling meme I'm about to get JUSTed?

>>18852055
based

>>18852083
He thinks up-and-coming cloud computing or commerce companies should be valued based on their present earnings. Since it's currently losing money, the share price should also be negative.

>>18852101
LOSING money?!?!
When money is this expensive and interest rates are only going higher?!?!

What are they going to do if no one is willing to lend more to them!?

[Anonymous No.18852146]

>>18852091

[Anonymous No.18852154]

>>18852113
The consensus has been that we roll over any day now (wrong)
S&P 4000 this summer
We probably dip after 3100 but after that it’s 4000+ in short order likely July or august. This will be the top for decades to come.

[Anonymous No.18852161]

Please tell me ZM will go down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18852162]

>>18851355
this 1,000%

[Anonymous No.18852165]

if airlines tank (more specifically LUV) because old man buffetnigger sold all his boomer shares I'm going to be so pissed (I know it's going to happen but I will still be pissed)

[Anonymous No.18852173]

give it to me straight boys....

[Anonymous No.18852176]

>>18852113
Bull trap tomorrow. Red all week

[Anonymous No.18852194]

FUTURES .6
>FUTURES .6

[Anonymous No.18852198]

>>18852176
Watch & Learn

[Anonymous No.18852200]

>>18852173
Jesus Christ bro, some of that is cringe.

[Anonymous No.18852203]

>>18852173
I have never used RH, is the dotted line the price you bought at?

[Anonymous No.18852208]

>>18851827
Hey. Our board's janny have been transplanted with qboomers and orange man lovers from reddit and discord trannies.
You want the most annoying poltards gone? Go shit up pol with anti q, gore and hate threads until the jannies are questioned for banning 90% of the posters.

[Anonymous No.18852220]

>>18852173
>UAL
Oof
>GE
Why?

[Anonymous No.18852222]

>>18851618
kek what if i told you the matrix was real

[Anonymous No.18852229]

>>18852165
>investing in airlines
Were you born retarded or did you get dropped on your head at some point?

[Anonymous No.18852232]

>>18852222
Phuccc

[Anonymous No.18852233]

>>18852203
Previous trading days closing price iirc

[Anonymous No.18852236]

Is anybody still buying RTX?

[Anonymous No.18852240]

>>18852165
>being dumb enough to try to long airline stocks right now

[Anonymous No.18852244]

fuck this slow grind back up

[Anonymous No.18852246]

>>18852173
six flags gonna go bankrupt again

[Anonymous No.18852247]

>>18851827
use your brain mindlet

[Anonymous No.18852251]

>>18852240
airplane line go up :^)

[Anonymous No.18852254]

>>18852173
>SIX
>5 shares
You stupid piece of shit. Fix that premarket or you're fucking dead.

[Anonymous No.18852258]

>>18852229
>the airlines that can travel within the same country are going to fail.
I'm dollar costing all of them down for two years. See you in five when I have quadrupled my money.

[Anonymous No.18852264]

Bell down 350pts
Bear buy a fee cheapies
Rebound to -25 then to green 117pts

Crabs all day
Bell at +35

[Anonymous No.18852266]

>>18851961
less divvies = more growth. Unless Shell fucks up by literally raping African children, it is looking into future.

[Anonymous No.18852269]

>>18851967
yes, its called BTC

[Anonymous No.18852281]

>>18852258
lol at least half of them are going to be bankrupt in the next 2 years.

[Anonymous No.18852311]

>>18852281
Yeah, and we're going to war with china and back to the moon.

[Anonymous No.18852324]

>>18852098
hes literally been blocked and obstructed at every turn. imagine having to walk up a 50 mile hill but have to pull a chain attached to a school bus full of whiny libs, and the whole time they are throwing shit at you from the windows, shooting you in the leg with bb guns, and flinging feces 24/7

[Anonymous No.18852347]

>>18851018
futures are now -0.57% even with warren boomer himself FUDDing the shit out the market

Holy fuck, bears better stretch that asshole for the massive bull dick tomorrow

[Anonymous No.18852371]

>>18851782
It'll take a while but we'll definitely make it anon

[Anonymous No.18852377]

>>18852347

[Anonymous No.18852378]

>>18852014
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.18852384]

>>18852347
MASSIVE GREEN DILDO

[Anonymous No.18852395]

>>18852258
I’ll see you in five selling oranges at a freeway off ramp

[Anonymous No.18852396]

>>18852347
>-0.53%

+1% waiting room here we go

[Anonymous No.18852408]

>>18852311
>we'll use Delta airplanes made by Boeing as missiles
American ingenuity

[Anonymous No.18852420]

>>18852347
Bears are in bed by 2000 EST. They slowly wake around 1000 EST. They feast at 1400 EST. You have been warned.

[Anonymous No.18852424]

i lost 11% on my MGM Friday. Please don't go down anymore

[Anonymous No.18852433]

Asian markets are pretty fucked right now

[Anonymous No.18852441]

>>18852424
Fuck bro, pull fucking out.
God fucking damnit

[Anonymous No.18852446]

>>18852433
Reacting over the friday's red.

[Anonymous No.18852454]

>>18851018
Any Volks/wagon/ chads here?

[Anonymous No.18852457]

>>18852395
Trolling for low interest loans is the new normal during a crisis. The US government will not let airlines fail while china is recovering and lay out the red carpet for them like several states and canada did with their housing markets.

[Anonymous No.18852470]

Bros... do the nips get a whole fucking week off??

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852471]

is this the real thread?

[Anonymous No.18852476]

>>18852433
just wait until Europe opens

[Anonymous No.18852482]

>>18851647
should i buy airline puts now? or just buy the cheap stocks to sell hoping they get bailed out

[Anonymous No.18852485]

>>18852098
Yes, everyone is voting for the child sniffer now. He and his posse of kikes and shitskin cunts will fix everything!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852493]

this is probably my favorite song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxx8IWIvKg0

it's 7 minutes.

[Anonymous No.18852495]

>>18852408
9/11 was a test run

[Anonymous No.18852534]

>>18852495
Maybe the holy spirit just hates NYC?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852564]

>>18852534
conservatives left NYC after 9/11... bloomberg did stop and frisk to cut down on crime, he spent money well, but stop and frisk is racist... so liberals get pissed and have to support miinorities regardless of credentiials.... fuck is, cities are a joke these days.

[Anonymous No.18852568]

>>18852476
i dont want europe to open
t. europoor

[Anonymous No.18852580]

fucking degiro is not working

[LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI No.18852585]

>>18852564
>conservatives left NYC after 9/11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852602]

>>18852568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkK8g6FMEXE

this is for you euro poor .

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852612]

>>18852585
god damn it dude

i don't want to fucking listen to shit i already know to be true... fuck it... what do you want from me?

[Anonymous No.18852614]

>>18852441
But vegas is opening soon

[Anonymous No.18852616]

what we buying tomorrow if the Dow opens up green boyos

I'm thinking TSLA

[Anonymous No.18852621]

>>18852614

[Anonymous No.18852629]

>>18852616
Gonna sell a $30 T put.

[Anonymous No.18852640]

>>18852482
As someone who has worked in government. They are incompetent and you are playing a Dangerous fucking game. Too stupid to know what they are looking at.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852658]

>>18852616
uhh we're buying puts and forcing vix higher? i'm not exactly a newb but that's what we're doing.

[Anonymous No.18852659]

>>18852621
>things must stay closed forever to flatten the curve

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852671]

i can't imagine that sunday night could be this awesome... i really have changed since i was a kid.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852684]

>>18852659
sorry the markets go on... here's a faggot for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99KH0TR-J4

[Anonymous No.18852691]

>>18851997
That's called false equivalence, strawman and ad-hominen,it's something retards do.

Sorry my true comment upset you.

[Anonymous No.18852704]

>>18851703
>powerless fictional country.
ok retard

[Anonymous No.18852707]

>>18852433
taiwan is up right now, why is that

[Anonymous No.18852718]

AND DOWN WE GO AGAIN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Guess spy couldnt hold 280 ahahahahaha PATHETIC!
Sleep well Moo moos .. Tomorrow will be BLOOD RED

[Anonymous No.18852720]

>>18852173
>SIX
Based. What did you get in at?
I got 7 shares at $14

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852722]

>>18852684
freddy mercurary or what ever... dude sung this from the gurney... it was his last song.... i just uhh have so much appreciation for queen and it's the artwork music is, and he gave it his best on his deathbed... fuck it II'ma say thanks Freddy!

[Anonymous No.18852724]

>>18851255
remdesivir is Patented by the CCP.
hydroxychloroquine works better.

[Anonymous No.18852725]

>>18852707
Because they're like the one place that hasn't been ass raped besides Singapore

[Anonymous No.18852742]

>>18852585
Trump is so based

[Anonymous No.18852743]

>>18852602
hold me anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYH8DsU2WCk

[Anonymous No.18852744]

>>18852724
You're saying this based on what.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852746]

my favorite queen song... shit... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2_xWTSyCuU

[Anonymous No.18852751]

>>18852616
>its real

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852786]

>>18852743
i perfer orgy's rendition of blue monday... sorry faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8gVmD39AmI&t=5s

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852819]

>>18852743
im sorry if i hurt you... This is my favorite song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp0EjDPaThM

just be strong and make better decisions today than you did yesterday.

[Anonymous No.18852837]

>>18852819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvFD7urcHZE
; (

[Anonymous No.18852848]

What did this place look like when futures opened?

[Anonymous No.18852852]

>>18852568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FUxefT7WmA

[Anonymous No.18852858]

>>18852848
Bobos celebrations over -2%

[Anonymous No.18852878]

Holy shit these fucking michigan boomers are voluntarily culling themselves

[Anonymous No.18852882]

>>18851997
Out of curiosity, how does it feel knowing deep down you're just a slave?

America is rotting from within. I personally can't wait to see it crumble. China already owns burgerland, but over time, they'll suck it dry.

>are you fat?

[Anonymous No.18852896]

So what happened it seems to not be as negative anymore.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852903]

>>18852837
the only reason we have joy is because we experience sorrow.... with out the hard times you don't understand what a good time is.

[Anonymous No.18852913]

>>18852878
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST PROTEST AGAINST LOCKDOWNS FOR A JOKE VIRUS WITH A 2% DEATH RATE THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY GOYIM DONT QUESTION IT

[Anonymous No.18852921]

>>18852878
Jeez why do they want to work so bad? Unemployment literally gives you more than working so long as your job paid poorly. Median wage in america is like 31k so odds are most of them would probably get more unemployed than from working.

[Anonymous No.18852925]

>>18852878
why did some of them even bother wearing masks

[Anonymous No.18852926]

>>18852896
Printers turned on
Hopium. They’re gonna be blood red when earnings are reported.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852928]

shiit i kinda sound like a fucking boomer asshole... thats ok.. im the threads asshole boomer, get off my ass and make a thread every one and a while.

[Anonymous No.18852930]

>>18852878
>Nearly everyone in that picture is obese, not young, and not wearing a mask
They really have a death wish don't they?

[Anonymous No.18852931]

>>18852913
2% death rate would be insane.

[Anonymous No.18852938]

>>18852896
/biz/ is never right

[Anonymous No.18852941]

>>18852882
1) America's wealth is its natural resources
2) Your ability to collect from a nation (or state) that owes you money is only proportional to the might of your military (i.e. your willingness to go take their wealth from them)
3) All of SEA absolutely fucking hates china and if sides were being drawn they'd line up on ours (and arguably already have, a long time ago)

[Anonymous No.18852947]

>>18852896
Futureniggers and Pajeets happened. It always happens.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852954]

>>18852950
>>18852950
>>18852950

[Anonymous No.18852963]

>>18852913
So "red pill" me on this because I am information agnositic (in other words I have no political motivation; if what you say makes sense I'll believe it until I hear something that makes more sense or better sense)
How exactly does it benefit the jewish kike elites that own everyone and everything to shut down everything?

[Anonymous No.18852982]

>>18852707
taiwan #1
china #148

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18852983]

>>18852963
jesus is god, and you put faith in god and thats why everything is here for your playground child.... you're so ignorant i should call you nigger boy, if you can't work with others just die already.

[Anonymous No.18852989]

Who ready for SPY to bounce off the 2821 resistance and give us another CRAB DAY??

[Anonymous No.18853006]

>>18852963
i dont know how about the billions of bailout money they got

[Anonymous No.18853029]

>>18853006
But it's their money? And it's a fraction of what they're losing?
And they already receive money from the government via kickbacks, bribes, and ludicrous government contracts?

[Anonymous No.18853068]

>>18852963
see how easy people are willing to give up their liberty for safety? see how fast bill "i love china" gates suggested literally chipping everyone as part of a vaccination?

[Anonymous No.18853119]

>>18852983
fuck off Baggie you retarded jew cunt

[Anonymous No.18853479]

Fucking crab ass fucks. Back to -1%

[Anonymous No.18853629]

>>18853119
People trust thier money in this guys hands?