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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18844700

>> No.18846987

not limit down. how boring.

>> No.18846989

First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18846990

lel

>> No.18846992
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Bloody Monday

>> No.18846993

crab monday confirmed

>> No.18846996
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>>18846852

>> No.18846997
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>> No.18847004

Where can i see oil future prices? Newfag here

>> No.18847003

Where is the fucking quints poster
Can't stand that guy

>> No.18847005

When does Asia open??

>> No.18847009
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18847009

i am just glad bobo hasn't been crawled by the big gay google yet

>> No.18847013

/CL in freefall

>> No.18847019

what are we buying on open to make the most profit per dollar spent? i dont think SDOW or SPXS is enough

>> No.18847020
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18847020

Fuck buffet.

>> No.18847024

its gonna turn to green before markets open.

>> No.18847026

What are futures at
Where do you guys track them

>> No.18847028
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>NOOOOOOO NOT THE FUTURINOS

>> No.18847036

>>18847004
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=oil+futures+price

>> No.18847039
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>>18846987
I think its just BRK and some airlines. BA. Maybe some other stuff related to Buffett.
Its not a market wide dump.

I expected as much. Meh. -1/2% I can live with without worry.
>>18847019
>what are we buying on open to make the most profit per dollar spent?
BRK after 10 minutes.

>> No.18847040

it's fucking nothing. SPY will open at 282 or higher.

>> No.18847043
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18847043

fuck me

again? margin call again?

>> No.18847044

OIL MOONING

>> No.18847045

>>18847020
Thank you Buffet for the upcoming stock firesale!

>> No.18847047

>>18847020

This may be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

>> No.18847049
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18847049

You didn’t listen.

>> No.18847048

>>18847019
TVIX if you want to gamble and can spare a few grand. i can only afford a couple of them little fuckers.

>> No.18847050

>>18847050
dont believe a word he says

>> No.18847051

>>18846970
we got a stock insider here lads
>>18846768

help develop trade ideas that any anon can make to get in on the drop

>> No.18847054

>>18847005
Nikkei is like 8pm EST iirc.

>> No.18847055

>>18847026
Nigger, https://de.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.18847056

>>18847026
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.18847059

Where my TSX bros @?

>> No.18847068
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>>18847026
Massive gap down. -4% as of now
It doesnt matter to me. It will increase Vola and my option premiums will stay the same.

>> No.18847069

>>18847026
i check them here:
https://www.memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html
and here:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.18847075

>>18847055
>>18847056
Thanks suckers
Hahahah Hahahah gottem

>> No.18847076
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18847076

>When it gaps down and you get filled
Whew

>> No.18847077
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>>18847059
We're going to make it.

>> No.18847080

>>18846996
Nope I dumped that shit long before they cut their divvy.

>>18847009
Just google bobo meme and you’ll get there.

>>18847051
He’s talking about silver. Silver is no where near bottom. Short it.

>>18847068
>crossdressing manga
YIKE

>> No.18847081

>>18847047
You totally would and you know it.

>> No.18847084

>>18847050
based

>> No.18847085

>>18847075
you cunt! you deceptive bitch!

>> No.18847097

>>18847075
Jokes on you I just check my patrician futures account. investing.com is for the poors

>> No.18847099

>>18847076
Its only a gap on futures, on US30 its a big fat red

>> No.18847100

>>18847077
is this good for tankers? i bought NAT on friday at $6.15 average per share because you guys memed it so hard

>> No.18847112

>>18847050
Lol

>> No.18847111
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>>18847080
>YIKE
S
>>18847050
Based and truthpilled

>> No.18847114
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>>18847039
>tfw BRKB is my largest stack
Well not anymore if it gaps down it might shrink too much.
>tfw stacked another brkb along with some chip stocks on Friday
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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18847118

thanks for the free money bulls

>> No.18847136
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Burn it all BURN IT ALL

>> No.18847137

>>18847024
This

>> No.18847138

>>18847118
>Wall Street
What kind of bucket shop trading account is that

>> No.18847139
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>> No.18847141

>>18847100
no thats bad for tankers, tankers went up because oil went down

>> No.18847149
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>>18847114
My largest stock is MSFT
For me BRK is a shitty no-tech ETF, underperforming even SPY. Of course its stable growth and so on, but why invest in it?

>> No.18847150

Bitcoin is pumping, did futures open green?

>> No.18847153

>>18847138
ig index spread betting, it's 100% tax free in the UK

>> No.18847154

>>18847118
congratz cheeky bobong, have a fish & chips and a pint to celebr8

>> No.18847156
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18847156

Right on time to pump the markets back up lol

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>massive dump on oil
>massive dump on stonks
this is literally fucked

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>>18847150
Crab day
-1%. I doubt we will see much movement today.

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>>18847164
What?

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>> No.18847183

>>18847156
trump's a boomer. fact. the dems and chinks knew that crashing the stock market would be the final way to hurt him. everything else failed. funny thing is a lot of diehard trump fans still love him because we all just want the heckin' economy to open up. have to make those tax dollars, israel depends on us for free gibs

>> No.18847186

>it’s another futures open red but pump overnight episode

Everyone is a bear right now, what does this tell you?

>> No.18847188

>>18847141
well fuck do i hold or sell NAT tomorrow

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18847191

should have bought that put shit

>> No.18847192

>>18847153
I'm jealous

>> No.18847196

>>18847164
oil gapped up you clown, probably in preparation for its new dump

>> No.18847195
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18847195

Did he just buy airline stocks back after this dump?

>> No.18847197

>>18847150
Lmao you call this a pump
This isn’t even gonna get it back to 9100. Btc just had a double top. It’s going down

>> No.18847198

>>18847100
>you guys memed it so hard
Not me. I don't think Canada even has tankers. We have pipelines.

>> No.18847200

>>18847171
but /smg/ promised me a 2nd great depression and a massive dump D:

>> No.18847202

We're opening green tomorrow.

>> No.18847210
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AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18847212

>>18847149
i would only treat it liek a savings account. its low yield but low risk as well. it stays put no matte what the market is doing with slight trend of growth over time

>> No.18847226
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18847226

here is some fresh OC for you /smg/

>> No.18847227

>>18847176
Where are you seeing that?

>> No.18847230

>>18847196
he probably referred to the june contract which gapped down 4%

>> No.18847236

>>18847200
do the opposite of what /smg/ says

>> No.18847237

>>18847183
this. chinks are trying to dethrone him

>> No.18847243
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18847243

>tfw monday wont be as red as I had hoped

>> No.18847245

>>18847227
tradingview.com
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/USOIL/

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>>18847227
forgot pic

>> No.18847253

>>18847156
I wish he wasn't so obsessed with the stock market. Honestly the stock market doesn't have much to do with the well being of the average American. Trying to keep it high at all costs is going to hurt the country much more than allowing a reset.

>> No.18847259

>>18847039
Why brk lol

>> No.18847262

>>18847192
gotta be careful though these spread betting/cfd shops are basically legalised bitmex

>> No.18847266

>>18847202
False.
My shorts will, however.

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18847271

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.18847272
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18847272

If you trade stock in a solid company and get caught buying high you can just pretend to be a boomer and hold it long

>> No.18847275

>>18847226
good work lad

>> No.18847276

That cunt Buffet got me worried for a minute.

>> No.18847281

>>18847202
>Futures will be green guise
Immediate 200 point drop
>w-we're open green tomorrow right

>> No.18847295
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>>18847009
Brah...

https://www.memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html

>> No.18847303
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>>18847200
>2nd great depression
There is one. But the stocks are pumped by a system where stocks are not allowed to fall.
If we dump, JPow will step in.
>>18847202
If we do I will immediately get out and wait for cheapies on wednesday. A healthy dose of red is necessary. Too much green is unhealthy.

>>18847243
>Betting against the major, interconnected economies of the world
>Betting against the US specifically
>>18847259
Because Buffet's presser was a complete damage control fiasco. 50 bln. loss and other problems and unfortunate investments.
The reason why the futures are 1% red is because of him.
>>18847271
The jews did this

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>oil is on absolute free fall


HAHAHAHHAAHAH

>> No.18847311

>>18847281
>implying premarket is not gonna pump

>> No.18847320
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>>18847069
Absolutely baste

>> No.18847323

Is monday going to be the day for tankers?

>> No.18847325
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>>18847295
Oh shit thanks anon

>> No.18847344

>>18847309
Time to short USO some more

>> No.18847347

>>18847276
he's probably exit-scamming.
>be buffet
>alive for almost a fucking century
>lived in a bull market his entire life
>finally see some major turbulence
>real shit that can't be brrr'ed away
>finally sells
>takes a $50b loss
>not even that much compared to the trillions of assets they have
>in a few years he's dead
>his kids can easily buy "cheapies" thanks to his FUD
>his generational wealth grows by another 10X
>also plausible deniability that he's a member of the elites who planned goyrona all along
>buffett's name remains untarnished and he's still seen as a nice old grandpa who dindu nuffin
>if anyone says he did du sumfin he or his offspring can defend by saying he lost $50billion due to the goyrona so of course he is a victim too!

it's all grandmaster chess and you have to train your brain to recognize the moves.

>> No.18847356

>>18847303
>The jews did this
Probably indirectly but most likely

>> No.18847359

>>18847311
>bull trap tomorrow morning
Cope harder

>> No.18847370

>>18847320
>>18847325
>>18847295
feeling quite smug but also sad i sold my SQQQ too early. goyna put on my Lacoste™ polo shirt to feel wealthy and cope.

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>>18847309
So why is this WTI different from that WTI

>> No.18847380

Trump will say good news during his speech, tomorrow will open green.
Keep dancing while it lasts, you dumbass bears.

>> No.18847389

>>18847323
No, storage of oil will be the least of anyone's concern when people realize demand is going to remain low indefinitely.

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>>18847347

>> No.18847393

>>18847359
When's the last time you saw 3 red days in a row you cunt.

prepare your ass for green bearcuck

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>>18847149
Gawwwd I’ve been waiting for MSFT to come down but it never does... I’d like to make it a forever-hold along with JNJ and PEP. Grabbed those during the crash but too retarded to grab MSFT and dxcm.

Why Berkshire? Because they manage capital better than I could, so I let them manage some of my money for me. They are a conglomerate of companies run by talented managers with a long term perspective that also handles big deals.

They’ve been sitting in cash and avoiding the market’s excesses for an occasion just like this. The shits hit the fan and they want to steer See’s Candy, Dairy Queen, and Geico through this mess. Or maybe those are the ones they’ll never reopen.

>>18847195
No... he saw the mistake and made sure to get it below 10% immediately. Takes balls and judgement to see a mistake and correct it.

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Brainlet here. The way I understand it a CFDS goes up when the underlying asset changes in value no matter if it goes up or down. Is that correct?

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>>18846970
Oil's going to 25 this week.

>> No.18847405

>>18847295
>bookmarked in my Investing folder
Why have you done this to me /smg/

>> No.18847409
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>>18847380
dancing is great exercise :)

>> No.18847412

>>18847371
one is june contract the other one is july you absolute brainlets

>> No.18847417
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>>18847371
>So why is this WTI different from that WTI
anon...

>> No.18847418

mfw I still have to wait 8h until my EU markets open

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>>18847068
>botanposting

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>>18847389
>/cvg/ is still here shilling the nothingburger to infinity wave

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>>18847405
bobo is cute and funny.
mumu is not.

>> No.18847431

>>18847347
He's not leaving anything to his kids though, he's explicitly stated that, it all goes to his wife when he dies and when she dies it just all goes to Berkshire

>> No.18847438
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18847438

t-this is ok, right?

>> No.18847441

>>18847371
His chart is June futures

>> No.18847445

>>18847438
BLAME FUCKING BUFFET, FUCKING DIE ALREADY BOOMER SCUM

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>>18847431
>He's not leaving anything to his kids though
>believing it's not just all some 9d chess to avoid taxes and polish his name for posterity

>> No.18847457

>>18847393
Look at the bigger picture fag. It's been full green for the past month the current state of the world economy is trash. Monday is a trap for people like you and this week will be an absolute blood bath

>> No.18847462

>>18847438
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mumus

>> No.18847461

>>18847431
that's even worse. innit he in an "open relationship" with his wife? buffet seems like a huge cuck. same vibe as bernie

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18847472

All these losers buying US stocks.
Amazing how idiotic you guys are.

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sentiment has turned, retesting the lows in imminent

>> No.18847479

>>18847390
hey how did you get a pitcher of my medication?

>> No.18847482

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY
>ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?
MUMU ARE YOU OKAY
>ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
>YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
>YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY

REALITY

>> No.18847485

Is it too late to go all in on $MVIS?

>> No.18847487
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>>18847309
my tankers are getting me so hard right now

>> No.18847489

>>18847438
I've said it before but you fag never listen so I'll say it again.
The reason it's going down is that "reopening" is codeword for "we are no longer financially supporting failing businesses". Corona did not really impact companies that were doing well (though oil war did), it was just a convenient excuse to bail out struggling companies by pretending they were down due to corona and not decades of rotten-to-the-core corrupt activity.

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>>18846970
The hidden /biz/ server link is discord gg pdP86yf
It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down.As far as discord knows, it's a Roblox Atomwaffen LARP server.
heh

>> No.18847497

>>18847456
That could be I suppose

>> No.18847501

>>18847485
Nah theres like 4 days of a lead up till thurs so you got some time on monday.

>> No.18847502
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>>18847400
>Why Berkshire? Because they manage capital better than I could, so I let them manage some of my money for me. They are a conglomerate of companies run by talented managers with a long term perspective that also handles big deals.
Fair enough. I just think SPY performs much better than BRK. Until now. We will see how they handle this year
>>18847426
Based
>>18847404
Would be nice actually

>> No.18847505

You talk like a fag

And your shit's all retarded.

>> No.18847510

>Nikkei closed until May 7 for Golden week right now
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.18847519

>>18847099
That's because dow futures open early right?

>> No.18847520

>>18847402
You still have to go long or short. CFDs are for leverage, or for shorting. If you go long you can buy the underlying asset, if you short you buy a CFD. You can buy a CFD for going long as a way to leverage your trade, same with shorting. So if the underlying asset moves 1% and you have 5x leverage on a CFD you make 5%, or you lose -5% if it goes the opposite direction to your trade.

>> No.18847521

>VIX futures already up +4.01%
>he didn't buy TVIX

TO
THE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.18847528

>>18847521
shieeeeeet

>> No.18847540

>>18847226
Based
Good job anon

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>>18847528
>some guy literally told me I'd lose all my money for going all in on TVIX
>he even took a screenshot of himself telling me off
pic related is his screenshot

WHERE ARE YOU, TVIX HATER?!

>> No.18847543
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>>18847489
>Corona did not really impact companies that were doing well

>> No.18847546

>>18847323
Yes.
Oil in freefall + Saudi oil delivery + Coronachan hurting demand = Tankers Up

>> No.18847554

>>18847402
You're thinking of binary options. CFDs change in value based on the underlying's magnitude of change.

>> No.18847556

I have so much money in tankers right fucking now, are you all 100% sure its gonna be a good week for them?

NAT STNG FRO DHT fell for the full meme.

>> No.18847557

>>18847438
holy shit, has dow ever fell this far during futures? 200 points seems like a lot but I am new here. Does anyone know what stonks to buy on Monday.

>> No.18847558

It’s been so long since a circuit breaker, I hope we get one

>> No.18847559
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>tfw my equities are gonna get raped tomorrow
At least I held a lot of sqqq to hedge.

>> No.18847566

>>18847520
I see. Thanks for the explanation.

>> No.18847567

>>18847556
nothing is every certain anon

>> No.18847582

>>18847557
No it's completely unprecedented

>> No.18847583

>>18847558
assuming it's a real leg down into a recession, we may see nonstop red days unlike the March crash which had a lot of green dildos on the way down.

Once you kill the optimism, the fear is 2x as strong.

>> No.18847584

>>18847069
Holy shit thanks

>> No.18847587

>>18847546
priced in. chart for NAT looks fucking nasty, hard to predict where it will go, already up so much and near $1B mktcap. i have a tiny bag of DHT.

>>18847541
he's awfully silent is all we know.

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>>18847226

>> No.18847599

>>18847567
IM JACKED TO THE TITS.
GODAMN.


Ι'm buying a sailling boat for the summer.

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yikes

>> No.18847604

Russell futures down 2.2%

>> No.18847606

>>18847556
charter rates have been high so earning should be good. But if they are bad these suckers are going to dump shitcoin style

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Mumu, where are you?

You've got some AAAAAing to do now

Mumu, where are you?

We need the margin back from you now

>> No.18847613

>>18847587
NAT is dumb money

FRO, EURN, DHT is where it's at

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>>18846970
Why are you guys freaking out? What happened? Will I make it?

>> No.18847628

Don't force jerome to take more extreme measures

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18847632

>>18847557
>holy shit, has dow ever fell this far during futures?
Of course, but right now is still one of the larger gap downs I've seen in a while. I'm wondering how europe will react after begin locked out on friday

>> No.18847633

>>18847614
F

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>>18847600
>23580 to 23300

>> No.18847638

Futures don't mean shit

We golden bill now

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5klk4ZEEsk&feature=youtu.be&t=326

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>tfw invested in long oil and REIT positions right in time for America's gradual reopening

Did you really think they were going to shut down the entire global economy for longer than a few months? It was done to prepare logistics and healthcare systems to combat the second wave effectively.

>> No.18847644

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>> No.18847645
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>> No.18847647

>>18847557
MVIS

>> No.18847650

>>18847371
People are selling June futures to buy July futures.
>It wont work, oil will still be fucked in July

>> No.18847651
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>>18847489
>"reopening" is codeword for "we are no longer financially supporting failing businesses"
But it’s not.
Powell doesn’t want a double dip recession any more than I do.

He’s not going to throw more uncertainty into the economy before the reopening starts to look like it’s going smoothly.

>Corona did not really impact companies that were doing well
Also no.
If you had said that the conditions for a recession were already in place and the shutdown was the trigger, then you’d have a point.

But to say that good businesses weren’t effected by major international near complete economic shutdowns? What? You could have the most profitable and efficient gym of all time, doesn’t mean shit if the government tells you to close it for months.

>> No.18847659

>>18847633
What do you mean f senpai? WTF DO YOU MENA

>> No.18847662

>>18847632
Elon really fucked Europe hard on Friday

>> No.18847664

>>18847309
Perfect time to go NAT

>> No.18847665

S&P is sitting at it's 50MA, look for 2783 to break or hold.

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>>18847584
not a problem. turn off your ad blocker and give that anon a few shekels via ad impressions and clicks if you want. he spent time to make that site and it looks like he gave up since he gets no mahney returns.

>> No.18847670
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For all of you betting for the next drop:

Reminder that they'll just print more money

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>>18847050

>> No.18847684

>>18847665
2733*

>> No.18847689

>>18847651
Oh I'm laughing alright. This is gonna be great. Given you fags can't understand such simple notions, it's a given the general populace can't either. Guaranteed to go the way it ought to. I'll be so RICH!

>> No.18847694
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18847694

Oil bros we gonna be rich

>> No.18847700
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18847700

Who here buying the dip tomorrow?

>> No.18847701

threadly reminder DIS reports next week and they will shit the bed:
1. parks closed
2. movies postponed
3. movies that were released were shitty as fuck and filled with unwanted propaganda. even the latest pixar movie was not well received
4. marvel capeshit gainz all behind them, next set of marvel capeshit looks like feminist garbage also

>> No.18847703

Mumus are strangely silent now

>> No.18847704

>>18847600
Nothing burger. We are past the peak. We are opening up. Pent up demand. Many cruises and flights. People will get their jobs back. Return to normal.

>> No.18847706

>>18847694
>he fell for the oil meme
oh no no no

>> No.18847709
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OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>> No.18847710

>>18847262
so literal bucket shops are legal in bongland?

>> No.18847713
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18847713

TVIX GANG
>SUCK IT BULLS
TVIX GANG
>SUCK IT BULLS
TVIX GANG
>SUCK IT BULLS
TVIX GANG
>SUCK IT BULLS
TVIX GANG
>SUCK IT BULLS
TVIX GANG
>SUCK IT BULLS
TVIX GANG
>SUCK IT BULLS

>> No.18847715

>>18847510
oh shit

>> No.18847718

>>18847703
We're too busy going to university, being educated, and making money.

>> No.18847719

>>18847701
also remember new merchandise sales will be shit because theres no new content to attach them too and release them alongside

fuck disney

>> No.18847721
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GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC!

Do I buy more SRTY and TWM tomorrow? Is this a weakening of the small caps that will pave the way for a red week, or is it just jitters and I shouldn’t get greedy?

>> No.18847724

>>18847438
Do they just put whatever bullshit reason for it dropping?

>> No.18847729

>>18847701
You forgot ESPN ratings

>> No.18847738

>>18847724
yes. I remember during the rally when we got a new batch of terrible unemployment numbers, some lady said
>the market likes honest news
like what the fuck

>> No.18847743

Should bounce here.

>> No.18847746

>>18847724
Yes, it's algorithmic article writing.

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>>18847713
Moonday tomorrow bobro

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>>18847638
>vaccine expert

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>>18847077

>> No.18847758

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE US TRUMP

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>> No.18847763

>>18847729
yeah that too, dumpster fire incoming. i wasted time on /tv/ talking shit about nuwars when i should have been shorting DIS here on /biz/.

>> No.18847766

>>18847226
cringe t b h

>> No.18847772
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18847772

>mumus actually tried betting against a pandemic

>> No.18847777

>>18847431
interesting, and i wonder how many shares of BRK his kids own

>> No.18847784

Not feeling too optimistic about tankers this week. If panic selling happens nobody will care about good earnings

>> No.18847785

>>18847701
dont fuck with the mouse anon.

I warned you.

>> No.18847793

>>18847541
i remember that. i was the 5 TVIX anon, are you the 100 shares gigachad?

>> No.18847794

Going to wait for the 1AM snib up, but otherwise this is looking grim.

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>>18847729
i don't really give a fuck about sports but yea espn numbers ought to be down big as well. pic rel. nuwars theme parks did so badly that their female leader had to step down.

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18847803

I’m worried,

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>>18847704

>> No.18847819

>>18847766
go back

>> No.18847823

>>18847704
sounds like something Trump would say

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18847824

we are on the 9th of April levels now

how far until we reach the bottom?

>> No.18847832

>>18847431
Before he dies, he should make the ultimate sacrifice and give out interest free small business loans up to 50,000

>> No.18847834

>>18847785
me taking a baby shortlet position against DIS isn't fucking with the mouse. i'm strategically small enough to not be a threat to them or any of the elites i talk shit about online. they'll just call goys like me crazy conspiracy theorists and dust their hands. if i were a bigboi hedge fund leader openly mocking disney then yeah, i would have to look over my shoulder and watch out for black cube agents with poison darts.

>> No.18847840

>>18847766
Dial8 tranny

>> No.18847842

>>18847738
Seems they are concerned about pushing an agenda when they can

>> No.18847846

>>18847819
i've almost certainly been here longer than you nigger

>> No.18847848

I KNOW
I KNOW IVE LET YOU DOWN
IVE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>> No.18847849

>>18847724
Definitely some algos and guessing involved, but I’d say that’s vague enough to be accurate.

>>18847719
>REEEE THEY RUINED MY STARFRIENDS STAN LEE
>REEEE THATS SJW!!!
The game is making money and they’re good at it.

But this quarter? Yeah for once you seethetards might be right. Above 200, depending on IV, a little could be worth it. BUT they’re going to report on how much activity there is on Disney +, and there’s a lot of parents with nothing to do with their kids these days...

>>18847785
This advice has made me a lot of money.

>>18847763
>i should have been shorting DIS here on /biz/.
Sooooo many retards did this. Usually not actually shorting but just gambling on puts. Burned every time while I laughed in golden mouse droppings.

Don’t hold anymore, but I’d like a good reentry point.

>> No.18847851

we finna boutta hit that -1.5% dawgs

>> No.18847852

>>18847704
i-is that you Donald?

>>18847713
niiiiice

>> No.18847855

>>18847846
whatever you say faggot

>> No.18847864

>>18847701
You are ridiculously underselling how bad Onward did. It lost $80m on paper, $180m if you include advertising, and was supposed to be "Frozen, but for boys, too", which means it fell short of its target by a bare minimum of $900m, probably more.

>> No.18847868

>>18847849
>BUT they’re going to report on how much activity there is on Disney +, and there’s a lot of parents with nothing to do with their kids these days...
They already blew their Disney+ load awhile back. Apparently you weren't paying attention.

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18847874

without the J-Pow's printers we're fucked

why this shit is happening now? no bank had gone bankrupt and everything should be priced in... what the hell happened?

>> No.18847877

>>18847431
Quintessential boomer. At least I'm glad even his kids get to get fucked over as opposed to just kids like us.

>> No.18847878
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>>18847803
You should be. I’m going to absolutely annihilate that cunny.

>> No.18847879

>>18847864
yeah that sounds about right, i just stopped giving a fuck for a 3-4 month period and just heard that it didn't do too well. i also know there was some sort tranny or black guy character in it, not sure.

>> No.18847880

>>18847797
Yeah its possible they go close to 85 again. Espn ratings were down 62% til they pulled a jordan documentary out of their ass. Also didnt they already say parks wont be open all summer?

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>>18847803
Doesn't look good. Glad I flushed about 2/3rds of my longs on Friday. This is getting really close to a possible index short entry signal. Just need to see some decent volume at open to lock it in.

>> No.18847890
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Lol idc what you say. I feel comfy with kos and mro. And I got money in the bank so who the fuck cares. It goes up it goes down, who gives a fuck grow some balls and have a fucking skill that's valuable. Fucking pussies.

>> No.18847897

>>18847849
the fuck are you talking about, swing trading? overall they've been down since nov/dec 2019. DIS to $80 soon. bunch of people already made big gains on fri puts.

>> No.18847901

>>18847868
Let him suck the mouse's dick anon. It's what he paid for.

>> No.18847904

>>18847614
Marathon will make it, buy some more if it drops beneath 4-3$

Idk about KOS. They went up from 0.70 ~ 1.45 so they must be doing something right

>> No.18847909

>>18847874
Market makers like Buffett jumping ship.

>> No.18847913

Government-ordered business shutdowns aren’t flattening just the curve. They’re causing a steep drop in tax revenue for state and local governments.

To ensure the flow of credit to these cash-strapped governments, the Federal Reserve has embarked on a previously unthinkable act: creating up to $500 billion in new fiat currency and lending it directly to states, cities, and counties through its Municipal Liquidity Facility.

...

To see why, start with an obvious fact: A bailout of municipal governments—whether through grants, purchasing outstanding debt, or direct lending—shifts the fiscal burden away from the municipality to taxpayers nationally. This reality is quite clear if the federal government directly funds the bailout. The public intuitively understands that federal tax revenue is either confiscated from the earnings of citizens or borrowed from our future with interest attached. Legislators openly debate the bailout proposal and must vote to appropriate funds. Ultimately, the transparency allows constituents to hold their representatives accountable.

>> No.18847917

When do I liquidate my $NET and $FRO bags?

>> No.18847921
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>>18847883
>Short S&P 500
>Stop loss: None

>> No.18847922

-3% by pm pls

>> No.18847923

>>18847917
Probably too late but its only going down now.

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My TVIX cock needs servicing, bulls

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>>18847921
>Stop loss: None
Yeeeeeeah, you should probably use a stop loss tho.

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>>18847883
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Should I add to my TWM sir? How are the smol cappies?

>>18847868
We will see, the story isn’t the same now that schools been cancelled and so has daycare and baby sitting and play dates, etc.

>> No.18847947

>>18847766
bite a bullet kike

>> No.18847950

>>18847874
Buffett said everything's fucked, especially airlines, and banks soon. He said not to get into stock and revealed brk sold all their airlines holdings.
Powell said he's reducing spendings by 86%.
Elon Musk said his stock was overpriced, which started a selloff. Since TSLA and a few other stocks like AMZN (also on a downtrend) were singlehandedly propping S&P500 up, the whole thing is collapsing.
Trump's trying to reopen shit real hard, which is very bad news:
- This will fuck over businesses who were counting on more funding for longer to cover up their fuckups and blaming it on corona
- This is basically Trump saying "the economy is so fucked we must open now or die"
The GDP of USA was down almost 5%, higher than expected.

Did I forget anything?

>> No.18847955

>>18847923
Why would FRO being going down if june oil contracts are fucked

>> No.18847958

>>18847913
It is impossible for the Federal Reserve to maintain its monetary policy independence while pursing these politically motivated bailouts. This is an off-budget trick which allows elected officials to skirt responsibility as voters are confused by the smoke and mirrors.

>> No.18847963

Market will be up 100 by tomorrow morning. Check em!

>> No.18847965

>>18847704
>We are opening up
That's right mumu, open your anus.

>> No.18847968

>>18847955
Sorry I was speaking of NET

>> No.18847969

Elon Musk was the grim reaper. Buffet was the only one holding the floodgates back.

It's fucking over.

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>>18847878
Oh hohoho, I see your not suffering from any hormone issues.

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>>18847947
Gonna play devil's advocate. /pol/ is pretty hypocritical.
>made a thread yesterday about a /biz/ thread encouraging shoplifting
>they started saying how shoplifting is a political act of defiance against jews
>a lot of "pagans" were saying how "cucked" not stealing was.

pic related.

>> No.18847980

>>18847874
>why this shit is happening now?
Jews finished unloading bags on delusional bulltards.

>> No.18847983

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.18847984

>>18847100
It's not, but nobody is using any fucking oil.

>> No.18847986

>>18847874
>what the hell happened?
How many times do you have to be told. Government and fed pumped markets so there buddies could jump out all while taking retails money particular from the following
>"stonks only go up!" 4chan and reddit memers
>"bvlls rise up!" 4chan memers
>"how dare you short that is anti America!" 4chan memers
>"jerome isnt manipulating the market!" 4chan and reddit memers
>"buy buy buy!" 4chan and stocktwit shill memers

>> No.18847990

>>18847950
>Did I forget anything?
Don't forget tension between USA and China.

>> No.18847996

>>18847950
>The GDP of USA was down almost 5%, higher than expected.
And that only caught the first few weeks of madness. Next quarter going to be worse, there's already a technical recession locked in.

>> No.18847999

NO JEROME NOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>18847761

>> No.18848011

>>18847904
I'll through another 1000 at marathon when it hits 4-3.

Kos is a little riskier but fuck it yolo bitch, they are a solid bull run

>> No.18848013

Friendly reminder to (((bears))): Never bet against America.

>> No.18848021

>>18847979
that has nothing to do with your shit taste.
stop trying to derail the thread with "le /pol/ boogieman" narrative.
talk about money ot fuck off.

>> No.18848024

>>18847979
no one cares go peddle e-drama on reddit or twitter

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>>18848013
come at me faggot

>> No.18848027

Link to Trump sucking off the markets?

>> No.18848029
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SOUTH KOREA CPI (MOM) (APR) ACTUAL: -0.6% VS -0.2% PREVIOUS; EST -0.3%

SOUTH KOREA CPI (YOY) (APR) ACTUAL: 0.1% VS 1.0% PREVIOUS; EST 0.4%

MAJOR DEFLATION INCOMING
>MAJOR DEFLATION INCOMING
MAJOR DEFLATION INCOMING
>MAJOR DEFLATION INCOMING

>> No.18848032

>>18848021
Hello, I like money. I went all in on TVIX.

>> No.18848035

>>18847950
unemployment is at the highest level since the great depression.

>> No.18848036

>>18847979
I mean, weren't the vikings who looted Western Europe pagans? I think it makes a good amount of sense to reject Christian slave morality against stealing.

>> No.18848051

>>18847996
Right, many "experts" simultaneously predicted approximately 40% GDP loss Q2.

>> No.18848055

Bro oil is going to g0 back up. Buy as much as you can. Fuck it I'm going all in on mro when it drops again.

>> No.18848057

>>18847996
The numbers say -25% to -35% GDP for Q2 I think, but Q3 was only at like ~+15% and Q4 at +5 so overall NEGATIVE for the year. And those are always overly optimistic from dumb economists whose models only say line go up

>> No.18848058

>>18847701
Don't leave out Disney+. That's a bright spot. Otherwise I am really enjoying the downfall of Disney. Fuck SJW globohomo.

>> No.18848061

>>18847950
High unemployment
Rising mortgage delinquencies
Mass bankruptcies
Decreased consumer spending
Impending trade war 2.0

>> No.18848064

The consensus is almost bearish enough for me to go long, if we don’t rip higher tomorrow then surely by Wednesday we are back on track to an ath

>> No.18848065

>>18847664
What a dumb dumb.
Should go DHT and STNG. They both are having earnings this week.
And guess what. BEST EARNINGS Q1 EVER!

>> No.18848066

>>18848035
I don't think this is affecting the markets much because most investors probably believe that those are mostly furloughs that will come back.

>> No.18848071

>>18848013
>except not right now, and airlines are going to 0

>> No.18848082

>>18848061
>Rising mortgage delinquencies
>Mass bankruptcies
Forgot those.
6% mortgage forbearance as of the last report, definitely higher now.

>> No.18848084

>>18848066
It hasn't peaked yet though, more jobs are going away

>> No.18848085

>>18847701
"people" are just going to point out at the tiny line that says Disney+ and the shit load of money they made on that.

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>>18848029

>> No.18848088

>>18847874
>everything should be priced in... what the hell happened
Here’s a little secret...you know when all the rubes on /biz/ say that everything about the virus is “priced in”? Well, the reality is that nothing has been priced in yet, all we have seen is an artificial dump and pump to /fake/ the “pricing in”, making retail think the crash is behind us rather than ahead of us, and /biz/ fell for it hook, line and sinker.

>> No.18848089

>>18848036
It's just a weird case study in coping against bad habits. Essentially the people saying they shoplift to fight against Jews are just people who would shoplift no matter what and retroactively justify it so they stop feeling shame. It's a very human thing to justify one's actions no matter what and their cope just happens to be shoplifting.

If they actually cared about hurting the Jewish bottom line, they'd abstain from watching porn.

>> No.18848098

Lol where’s the upvote or a like button her

>> No.18848099

>>18848084
Yes, and I also really don't think at all that the majority of furloughed jobs are coming back. I expect no more than 1/3rd of them to come back really. But investors don't believe this quite yet.

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>>18847890
COPE

MONDAY =MUMU MURDER DAY

>> No.18848103

>>18848084
Economy is opening again, jobs will be coming back, not going away. how do you justify them going away?

>> No.18848111

>>18848064
retard

>> No.18848119

>>18847556
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lol same. no idea if they do good or not. im already going to be holding them through earnings reports later this month anyway

>> No.18848121

>>18848066
i think that if you believe that businesses will not come back so quickly, then you must also accept that employment will not come back so quickly to be consistent.
to me, lower purchasing power -> less earnings -> market value drop, but it's probably a much laggier effect on the market.

>> No.18848125

NEW THREAD
>>18848095
>>18848095
>>18848095

>> No.18848134

>>18847613
>EURN
this hasnt been performing for me. maybe i got in too late

>> No.18848138

>>18848058
eh, disney+ had potential when mandalorian came out, that's it. all the other disney+ exclusives were largely nignored, including the anna kendrick christmas one which i didn't even bother to coom to. i am betting a lot of estronauts cancelled their disney+ and it's never going to reach the level of popularity as amazon prime and netflix

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>>18847939
>Should I add to my TWM sir? How are the smol cappies?
I don't know about either of those things. Main thing I'm seeing here is the S&P e-mini is now in sell territory on the daily and follow-through on this tomorrow would put SPX/SPY also in sell territory. Nasdaq and Dow are similar situation.

However, futures have only been open for an hour and the e-mini isn't showing much volume yet. We'll see how things move this evening and in to tomorrow.

>> No.18848148

>>18848103
Economy is going down the shitter

>> No.18848179

>>18847050
Incredible

>> No.18848204

>>18848061
Don't forget that used cars are going to bottom out, especially with the inevitable wave of defaults. That also means lenders are going to be massively impacted, as well as consumer demand for fuel to some degree. Some are already evidencing a slew of overstock, but perhaps more importantly a lot of people are going to be looking for fiscal economy over luxury and status. New car sales are also going to plummet, USDM is going to hurt with all their SUV/Muscle/X-over orientation. Another consideration is credit, lenders are already demanding higher quality credentials for credit, this will also impact loan availability for the foreseeable future, further cutting auto mfg. and retail. Puts on automotive sector.

>> No.18848206

>>18847668
I'll send 50$ to him if you know his paypal

>> No.18848222

>>18848011
I got in at $1.04, $500 bucks. I was hoping to moon but who knows? It's a lotto ticket for me.

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Yeah I'm thinking we're back

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TRUMP: NO RECOVERY UNTIL Q3
>TRUMP: NO RECOVERY UNTIL Q3
TRUMP: NO RECOVERY UNTIL Q3
>TRUMP: NO RECOVERY UNTIL Q3
TRUMP: NO RECOVERY UNTIL Q3
>TRUMP: NO RECOVERY UNTIL Q3
TRUMP: NO RECOVERY UNTIL Q3
>TRUMP: NO RECOVERY UNTIL Q3

>> No.18848261

>>18848147
Hmmm HMMMMM thanks.
Those are just etfs that short the Russell 2000 small caps.

What type of volume and movement would you need to clinch it and go short?

>> No.18848284

>>18848257
Wait, so we ARE recovering Q3? Absolutely bullish.

>> No.18848304

>>18848261
>What type of volume and movement would you need to clinch it and go short?
Average volume with a red close would do it.

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>>18848103
Cascade, consumer confidence is shot. People are going to be spending less, lower money velocity means businesses won't utilize staff effectively, or even be able to afford them. That means layoffs and terminations. Credit availability is shot right now, neither business nor consumer loans are going to be as available as they were just a couple months ago, there's too much risk and very little upside. And we're also looking, I think the estimates showed, at something like 16% unemployment for Q3, and we're already at 10%, which is probably actually short of the reality. For example, a lot of people are still technically on payroll to receive benefits, or took pay cuts or lost hours. Plenty of them are going to be let go.

There's a fractaline pattern of failure beyond those immediate considerations. Needless to say, for now shit has been set in motion that will cause a continuous fall.

>> No.18848653

>>18847309
Not for longer than a few weeks. Every retard is on the road right now.
t. Essential worker mad he has to deal with traffic again.

>> No.18848763

>>18848653
It's weird, isn't it? For a few weeks it was like I was living with n Pyongyang.
Oil is fucked for a couple of months, but production will normalize and some of you faggots will be rich by winter.