houses

[Anonymous No.18841961]

What's the best time to buy a house in the next year or so, what's the market gonna do. UK specifically. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.18842003]

why dont you ask reddit?

[Anonymous No.18842017]

>>18842003

Cause I don't have a reddit account

[Anonymous No.18842036]

imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.18842049]

oi lads does ne1 else fookin love fannies?

[Anonymous No.18842083]

>>18841961
It would literally take me one picosecond to pass on the hunt for actual ass.

[Anonymous No.18842098]

Honestly, I strongly doubt any time in the next 5 years minimum is going to be a good time to buy.

Think about all the AirBnBs that just went belly up, WeWork busted too and while that's commercial space there's no way that doesn't bring down real estate as well.

Given 26M are still out of work, no reason for prices to start going up, so anything you buy is just going to lose value, I think.

[Anonymous No.18842111]

>>18842083

So November?

[Anonymous No.18842140]

>>18842098

Yeah I'm in a tourist area, so i'm hoping that a large portion of potential buyers are now looking elsewhere which is good for me. End of day I'm looking to move out from my parents though so I'm not spending 5 years here, I want to buy within the next year. Things I'm reading say oh it'll recover by next year, I'm just wondering where the dip so to speak wll be between now and then, whether prices will sink and sink for the next year or sink for 6 months then start going up again or what.

[Anonymous No.18842223]

>>18841961
Ate cyclists.
Ate women.
Ate leftists.

Love me wife.
Love me mum.
Love me footy.

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.18842249]

>>18841961
- Insolvency resulting from lockdown
- Insolvency resulting from the depression coming
- Brexit uncertainty still to come

give it a few years if its just to buy it to live in

[Anonymous No.18842324]

>>18842249

Where am I supposed to live until then ;_:

[Anonymous No.18842536]

>>18842324
>Where am I supposed to live until then ;_:

I have three houses but kind of regret getting them so young (26) as it got me weighed down in a shit area. All this depends on your age, career, plans etc. Being able to move around and just rent a flat where ever does have advantages desu.

[Anonymous No.18842831]

>>18842536

Only want a cheap flat desu, so would be looking at holding onto it for a few years if I do stay in my hometown, if not I can get my aunty to manage it and rent it out. If I did move out, but I'll be ere for at least 5 years.

[Anonymous No.18842847]

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[Anonymous No.18842875]

>>18842847
based

[Anonymous No.18842878]

UK here
I'm thinking of waiting a year or two because the prices aren't responding yet. We're still only in the early stages of the happening.

[Anonymous No.18842963]

>>18841961
>2 hours
Imagine all the cooming behind the wheel you would have in those 2 hours

[Anonymous No.18843027]

>>18842223
Simple as what? Speak fucking English God damn it

>>18842098
Zillow is all price drops and foreclosures. Property taxes will be going up. Nobody needs to live in a city to do white collar work, and cities suck to live in. I'm saving for the next 3-4 years and putting a few down payments then on multiple houses across multiple areas of North America.

>>18842536
You fucked up.

[Anonymous No.18843182]

>>18843027
>Simple as what? Speak fucking English God damn it
I think you'll find norfspeak is the closest to the original English there is

[Anonymous No.18843225]

>>18842536
I'm a millionaire and I rent and make more than my money back I lose in rent with my based investments, and I can up and leave whenever the fuck I want. Love it.
t. former real estate owner who dumped his house a couple years ago and bought link.

[Anonymous No.18843251]

>>18842049
Nothin Betta than a good Fannie m8

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.18843403]

>>18841961
Many middle class jobs are never returning to offices. Few months of remote work proved that people can work as effectively from home. This means dramatic price drops in urban areas. Let’s be honest nobody likes to live in places like NY or SF or London or whatever. It’s only because the jobs are there. And now that’s not an issue people will move to where they really like. Nice community oriented developments of like minded people will see a sharp rise in coming decades while used to be popular urban areas are going to see huge price drops.

[Anonymous No.18843479]

>>18843403
based and mass-psychology-pilled
exactly what I'm thinking is going to happen too. Everyone living in a tiny cuck apartment in a city with no garden is going to be thinking very carefully about how they can get somewhere more amenable to future lockdowns

[Anonymous No.18843743]

>>18841961
haha you get it? because we men love to watch those asses ride a bikd. haha