/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18837348]

"WHAT TIME DO FUTURES OPEN" edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
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>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18833757

[Anonymous No.18837361]

First for invest in shortbread, haggis and whiskey

[Anonymous No.18837376]

2nd for I just want my money back

[Anonymous No.18837388]

>>18837361
scots spell it whisky you poser

[Anonymous No.18837395]

How fucked am I if the majority of my holdings are in oil tankers?

[Anonymous No.18837414]

Shots fired at the Federal Reserve by Buffett. He blamed the lack of good deals on the central bank acting too fast, and will have to wait for everything to go on sale a little while longer. He sold off all his airline stocks and his cash reserves increased. The fact he didn't buy anything during the recent dip suggests markets are going down lower than than dip itself. SHORT THIS MAY, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY

[Anonymous No.18837431]

>>18837348
So the feds just stopped the printer right?

[Anonymous No.18837434]

>>18837388
Either spelling works - make sure to invest in Barr friend!

[Anonymous No.18837443]

>>18837431
no, weak hands are just getting removed again

[Anonymous No.18837456]

>>18837414
Or maybe he’s washed up

[Anonymous No.18837465]

i have spy calls for monday how fucked am i

[Anonymous No.18837479]

>futures on -7%
b-b-but wasn't Saudi market closed on the 1st of May? Maybe it's just a correction r-r-right?

[Anonymous No.18837480]

I love cunny, bros. No jokes, no quips, simple as.

[Anonymous No.18837485]

Reminder that the Feds doesn't care about you fags , they were printing for the Big boys to be able to drop their bags.

[Anonymous No.18837494]

dammit i had a put for friday that made me like 500 bucks and i thought the market will surely spring back monday so bought calls at close of friday. lets get a 3% boost back on monday guys!

[Anonymous No.18837507]

>>18837480

[Anonymous No.18837508]

>bought and sold out of delta for a quick 20 percent before market shoah 2

[Anonymous No.18837511]

What's causing the oil rally?

[Anonymous No.18837528]

>>18837511
why are wh*te "people" so ugly?
no wonder y'all niggas is dying out baka

[Anonymous No.18837530]

[Anonymous No.18837531]

>>18837431
they only got the printer up to 10% power before the market pumped, so they're being patient for now

[Anonymous No.18837553]

>>18837511
i would kill you with no hesitation

[Anonymous No.18837555]

>>18837456
Buffett and washed up. /Biz/ is srly retarded. He is one of the big boys leading the system and the economy.

He knows exactly how dangerous the FED move is right now. Just check out the balance sheet.

[Anonymous No.18837572]

>>18837555
Yeah well I didn’t lose 50 billion dollars last month

[Anonymous No.18837581]

>>18837555
>Nobody status
I’m new to this but I know Gates and Bezos.

[Anonymous No.18837585]

>>18837572
you claim that, but you haven't posted your portfolio so I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.18837589]

>>18837572
Because you will never own even closely to 1million.

He has around record high cash reserves, ready to buy up the bankrupt business at the real bottom

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18837612]

>>18837589
>He has around record high cash reserves
so does apple

[Anonymous No.18837616]

>>18837589

Ay sup Reddit what’s hot what’s good whats the play for Monday let’s go get this money y’all

[Anonymous No.18837626]

Oh fuck it's over anons...

[Anonymous No.18837627]

I believe that Monday will be green, maybe we'll even hit 300, before falling into the abyss

[Anonymous No.18837639]

>>18837589
137 billion left. And that is not enough to pump and dump as you guys say.. even more so because this guy is on watch.. of us all.

[Anonymous No.18837727]

>>18837612
he owns a TON of apple too
cash on cash

[Anonymous No.18837759]

>>18837612
Apple is Apple. They can buy entire countries soon.

>>18837581
Ok?? And now?

>>18837616
Brainlet

>>18837639
You are right. There are strict regulations, but nevertheless His sentiment compared to 2008 sounds so fucking bearish and he dropped the D word

[Anonymous No.18837777]

>>18837572
That's because of accounting rules surrounding unrealized gains and losses on securities. Check other metrics for them. They've done pretty okay for a bad quarter

[Anonymous No.18837811]

>>18837759
Now I hope there’s not more than one Nobody in this game.

[Anonymous No.18837814]

Will Trump start a war this year to save the economy?

[Anonymous No.18837890]

>>18837814
Why? China would butt fuck america. Half the population is fat and votes for Democrats

[Anonymous No.18837896]

>>18837814
t. RTX, LMT and BA bagholder

[Anonymous No.18837907]

>>18837811
What you say?
What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?
I'ma kill you, motherfucker
Uh-uh, temper, temper
Mr. Dre, Mr. N.W.A, Mr. AK
Comin' straight outta Compton, y'all better make way
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
'Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that
Aw, fuck it, what am I sayin'?

[Anonymous No.18837934]

NOOOOOOOO THE VIRUS IS NOT SLOWING DOWN ITS GETTING WORSE NOOOOOO THERE BE A SECOND WAVE AND THIRD NOOOOOO FOURTH

STONKS GOING DOWN NOOOOOO I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE BRRRRRRRR NOOOOOO JEROME.IS A MEME NOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE YOU BE POSITIVE, BEAR MARKET FOR 9 YEARS MINIMUM AND 12340BILLION INFECTED NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18837943]

fucking listen to this
not only buffet missed the bottom, but he also sold it HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Anonymous No.18837961]

>>18837934
during big events or perceived big events or a crisis the end of the world schizos always crawl out of the woodwork and shitpost about things they dont understand

[Anonymous No.18837968]

I hope we will be green on Moonday

[Anonymous No.18837979]

Has the senile old fool finally been found out? $50 billion loss for Buffett!!

[Anonymous No.18838003]

>>18837907
Yeah smartness is about being curious, lot of work to do for me.

[Anonymous No.18838010]

>>18837943
And redditors call him god psh

[Anonymous No.18838021]

>>18837943
Why is he being fearful when everyone else is being fearful?

[Anonymous No.18838024]

Fuck Buffet. Stupid old cocksucker.

[Anonymous No.18838037]

>>18838024
he sucked mine alright

[Anonymous No.18838039]

>>18837395
Very. Those companies are not very profitable (if at all), and already well overpriced. Get out while you can.

[Anonymous No.18838056]

>>18837511
Thanks. I'm a pedo now.

[Anonymous No.18838058]

>>18838024
Didnt this retard Invest like half his company into energy sectors when they've going for years

[Anonymous No.18838063]

Buffet sold everything to urge others to do the same.
He's mad because he missed the bottom big time kek

[Anonymous No.18838089]

>>18838063
buffet doesn't miss bottoms, he makes them

[Anonymous No.18838100]

>>18838058
So where on forbes chart of richest people are you?

[Anonymous No.18838104]

>>18837528

[Anonymous No.18838117]

>>18838104

[Anonymous No.18838122]

>>18838100
Where does it have the Rothschilds?

[Anonymous No.18838124]

>>18838104
>>18838117
point proven these white people are ugly as fuck

[Anonymous No.18838191]

>>18838122
Out of category. Like dudes fighting girls on UFC.

[Anonymous No.18838203]

>>18838021
he will drag this cashpile to his grave

[Anonymous No.18838438]

>>18838122
Relatively low, but still in there. Why?

[Anonymous No.18838447]

>>18838021
Because FA has been slowly dying since 2008

[Anonymous No.18838489]

>>18838039
Don't listen to this retard. If you can get out now with a profit go ahead and take the gains if it makes you comfortable, but there is money to be made in the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.18838533]

market is going to shit the bed monday isnt it?

[Anonymous No.18838536]

>>18838021
He's waiting for Boeing to come knocking on his door, hat in hand

[Anonymous No.18838541]

>>18837348
is there a BTC vs USD 4x long ETF?

[Anonymous No.18838561]

>>18838533
absolutely

[Anonymous No.18838570]

US is gonna be Nikkie from now on.

[Anonymous No.18838579]

>>18838533
literally impossible

[Anonymous No.18838601]

>>18837934
That showed me!

[Anonymous No.18838624]

>>18838533
Maybe.

[Anonymous No.18838649]

Can anyone tell me which is safer, AAL or MITT?

[Anonymous No.18838667]

the triality of man

[Anonymous No.18838678]

>>18838667
all me

[Anonymous No.18838684]

>>18838649
MITT
Buffett is the latest voice saying that airline holds will be years and hinting that there will be bankruptcies. This on top of Boeing hinting the same thing (but they have more skin in the game).
>11 polo shirts
I'd just ignore him.

[Anonymous No.18838722]

>>18838684
Who needs MITT though? What's the basis of their security, if any?

[Anonymous No.18838729]

Just HOW red is Monday going to be lads?

[Anonymous No.18838877]

>>18838729
I think the next two weeks are gonna be shit so the key for me (already short) is not doing shit. The hardest fucking thing to do.

[Anonymous No.18838892]

>>18838729
-4% to -6%

[Anonymous No.18838908]

>>18838729
as red as fresh grass during the spring

[Anonymous No.18838920]

>>18838722
You asked an "or" question. MITT is a gamble play. It either eats shit and folds or gives you your money back like a lot of these mortgage firms will. I haven't done DD on it, that is up to you.
AAL is basically a slightly less risky version of that same play but over years instead of months. That is just way too little payoff for that kind of time frame when there are so many others. I honestly feel as if all airline plays are basically just inferior "big oil/gas" plays at this point. Algos are pushing airlines up, with a little help from retail. The big investors are keeping out of them for good reasons.

[Anonymous No.18838990]

>>18838908
Friday, everything was on Red, except Oil, up to 20$ even if nobody took their cars back.

[Anonymous No.18839149]

>>18838920
What do you expect will happen to the small caps like ET (gas/oil) and MRO (oil)? They already shat the bed and went through the oil crisis of last week. Expect them to go lower? I am thinking of getting rid of MRO ASAP against break even unless it shows a slight pump this week. Hodling just doesn't seem as smart unlike with ET.

[Anonymous No.18839193]

>>18838729
We are all jews and niggers here. It is a sworn in circle. Just how fucking stupid or bored are to ask such a question now?

[Anonymous No.18839207]

>>18838920
Delta and Southwest it is.

[Anonymous No.18839221]

>>18838729
-1% then green the rest of the week

[Anonymous No.18839262]

>>18839149
Sell MRO and buy longer-term calls if you still believe in them (or just go somewhere else otherwise). In my opinion, oil/gas isn't going up this year. Gas demand is low because big businesses which usually consume gas are closed and oil is oil. If there's an oil/gas company that's sufficiently diversified into other endeavors that haven't been too affected by corona, they are a fantastic play, but I know of no such company myself.

[Anonymous No.18839270]

>>18839149
MRO is good for long term holding. I'm looking at ET and I think it might be a buy for me.

[Anonymous No.18839441]

>>18839270
>>18839149
I've still got a lot in ET, just hoping for a decent pump back to 9 before earnings. Not sure about its mid term viability although it should rebound long term.

[Anonymous No.18839477]

>>18839441
Does anyone ITT know why the price of ET skyrocketed in 2015 and why it fell? I'm trying to do some research but shit like that makes me tempted to hold.

[Anonymous No.18839485]

>>18839270
>>18839262
MRO seems like a bad play for now. I'd rather sell it and pick it up later for cheaper when the prospects are clearer. ET is good in that it is quite diversified and did well during the last recession. They are mostly in natty gas but do oil storage now as well. Divvy is also good especially for the price now. I myself got it too high and might be selling when we get a bump to get back in later.

Last big hold I have is DHT which in turn will profit from the oil glut.

[Anonymous No.18839500]

>>18839477
Curious too. I couldn't find it either but might it be due to that thing with the Obama pipeline they did?

[Anonymous No.18839511]

>>18839477
>>18839500
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-williams-de-m-a-energy-us/energy-transfer-to-buy-williams-for-33-billion-after-long-quest-idUSKCN0RS19A20150928

[Anonymous No.18839514]

/biz/ bros, what happens if I decide not to report my income for one more week to get those sweet sweet UI benefits?

[Anonymous No.18839548]

>>18839511
Ahhh. Thank you

>>18839514
Capital gains don't count as reportable income for UI payments.

[Anonymous No.18839565]

>>18839149
I'm holding MRO. They're still paying out the divvy and I got in at under 5 when things were really in the dumps. If it takes a few months before the massive rebound oh well, the divvy will reward me via more shares. The next divvy payment is in June btw.

[Anonymous No.18839593]

>>18839548
Ahh yeah I'm actually working though and receiving paychecks from my employer. Got my first one this past week. Just wondering about the consequences if I milk it one last time before sending in the "I'm employed now" forms. Wondering if b/c of the amount of unemployed person they'll actually be able to tell.

[Anonymous No.18839606]

>>18837414
he lost
50 , 000 , 000 , 000
0
,
0
0
0
,
0
0
0
,
0
0
0

[Anonymous No.18839616]

>>18839606
what is that, 2 shares

[Anonymous No.18839617]

>>18839565
I suspect they will cut the divvy. They just fired 200 people. Not saying they can't pay it, but you can't fire 200 people and then pay out the shareholders..

[Anonymous No.18839629]

Saudi's are literally going bankrupt because of Corona, kek'd. If US wanted to they could force devaluation of the saudi currency and pretty much flop the entire country into meltdown mode. Other middle eastern countries, Venezuela and Russia next.. smells like a plan of some evil people if you ask me

[Anonymous No.18839632]

>>18839593
I think they'll find that out when you file your taxes. Whether or not it will trip a red flag idk but it's certainly illegal and you can actually go to jail for UI fraud. Whether or not one single payment is something you could slip under the radar somehow, who's to say? Are the possible penalties worth it? No.

[Anonymous No.18839639]

>>18838021
That saying applies to situations where other people are over reacting. Like a company only had a 4% Growth instead of a predicted 8% so the stock dumps 6%. This situation is different where there is literally no profit being made.

[Anonymous No.18839645]

>>18839565
This is my approach too. If it dips I might buy more. I don't need the free capital I have in MRO right now and I'm not counting on it going down much more.

[Anonymous No.18839708]

>>18839632
Curse you wise anon

[Anonymous No.18839728]

>>18839593
Well timing is key. I'd get the check then send off the " I'm hired" paper work in a few days. That way there's a bit of time in between both events. If anyone asks, tell them you got the job during those days in between. It's legal cause no way for them to prove you wrong.

[Anonymous No.18839742]

>>18839485
Generic recessions are not good indicators of how a sector will do this time around. Energy is known to be super stable during normal recessions because normally, people still work and business are still open. Not so this time around. Travel is not usually forbidden during recessions. Not so today. For oil, you should look at the previous oil surplus in 2014. For gas, I don't think there's anything we can compare to, but I've already explained my point of view.

[Anonymous No.18839764]

>>18839728
They can find your exact hire date and earnings without any information from you directly at all. I wouldn't do this or recommend doing this. There's a possibility you could play it off like it was a mistake if it came up, sure. But do you want to be risking getting looked at for fraud and potentially getting barred from collecting UI again if you ever need it?

[Anonymous No.18839776]

>>18839629
Saudi here. How do I survive the meltdown?

Also devaluation might come but the currency will still be pegged to the dollar. It will damage future income but savings elsewhere are safe. I might buy a new passport. I hear Malta is comfy.

[Anonymous No.18839788]

>>18838124
kek

[Anonymous No.18839795]

>>18839728
I got unemployment once. Did I need it? Fuck no. But it was there so might as well take advantage right? Only got one check. But I made it count. Used the money to buy a gun. Hey better to use someone else's money than my own.

[Anonymous No.18839799]

>>18839728
You don't want to be greedy. If there is any investigation in this they may bar him from collecting UI in the future. You don't want to punish yourself in the future when you really need it by being greedy now when you don't.
Also states and countries vary wildly with how much they enforce or audit UI programs.

[Anonymous No.18839831]

>>18837511
why is my peepee moving?

[Anonymous No.18839838]

>>18839776
>Saudi here. How do I survive the meltdown?
You do what some US investors are doing here and stow your liquidity directly into another more stable currency for the time being. You could do the US dollar or the Japanese Yen.

[Anonymous No.18839840]

>>18839799
But if he puts down an incorrect hire date on his paperwork he's committing fraud in one of the most obvious fashions imaginable.

[Anonymous No.18839863]

>>18839776
Buy USO

[Anonymous No.18839897]

>>18839863
This, it literally stands for United Saudi Oil

[Anonymous No.18839908]

>>18839795
Good times. Back in early 2005. I was jobless for a few months. Had a nice bundle saved so I wasn't really concerned. Also at that time I was still a single guy with few expenses to my name. Treated those months like a long vacation to be honest. Kinda like whats happening now, just without the jobless part. Now I'm getting paid by my employer to just sit on my ass at home most time. I only go in when they need me. Still getting paid my full salary.

[Anonymous No.18839910]

>>18839776
Do you have any idea how I can buy into your stock market as a eurofag?

[Anonymous No.18839911]

Who wants to buy my $NET bags?

[Anonymous No.18839912]

Almost 100k new cases every single day.
How are we in any form of recovery?

[Anonymous No.18839930]

>>18839911
earnings soon, get ready to dump

[Anonymous No.18839952]

>>18839912
We are not. But what else do you wanna do? Lockdowns = economy is damaged (probably already irreversible)

Or you just let the economy try their best and let corona spread...

[Anonymous No.18839959]

>>18839912
It's a fake disease that only kills people the flu kills and the USA is going to open early to stabilize the economy but the media is going to make it all look very PC and normal.

[Anonymous No.18839961]

>>18839912
Almost all countries are still in a regime where cases increase daily, they haven't even reached a peak though there seems to be forming plateaus. Combined with lack of testing (or cancellation of testing in many countries), this could just be due to reaching capacity.

[Anonymous No.18839965]

>>18839912
>100k worldwide
literally nothing

[Anonymous No.18839979]

>>18839952
Honestly, the economy deserves to die worldwide. Parasites are on top of the world while productive people are being oppressed at never-before-seen levels. It's high time that work conditions go back to what they were 100 years ago. Unlikely even with a full economic collapse, but you never know. Without a collapse, it's guaranteed to stay the same. Better take a chance than none.

[Anonymous No.18839991]

>>18839965
>100k worldwide
>with the most strict lockdowns

You are one of the guys who shouted 1month ago:

>1k
literally nothing

>2 weeks ago
>10k
literally nothing

[Anonymous No.18840024]

>>18839838
All in USD or US equity right now.

>>18839863
>>18839897
>not buying UAVS instead

>>18839910
Don't, unless you really hate money.

[Anonymous No.18840026]

>>18837443
Lul they confirmed yesterday that they will lower equity pruchases by 90%.

[Anonymous No.18840032]

>>18837890
China loses its own cannibal civil wars every 80 years every single time and times almost up

[Anonymous No.18840041]

>>18839991
>most strict lockdowns
Hardly, in fact the opposite is happening in much of the world.

go back to /cvg/ or better yet /x/

[Anonymous No.18840044]

>>18840026
They were the only driving motor for the rebound.

This shit is hitting new lows very soon, but the FED probably knows that buying the insane amounts they have done in the last weeks is doing terrible long term damage.

[Anonymous No.18840060]

>>18837395
Buddy why would you baghold anything? In this market it's literally gambling. I hope your majority stake isn't a large sum. I do hope everything works out and you make it though.

[Anonymous No.18840073]

>>18839776
US "attacking" Saudi was just me playing, you're already a puppet of them per se and an extremely good income stream for the US economy. They will not devalue your currency so I doubt a complete meltdown will happen. The countries that should be ready for some sneaky shit are Kazakhstan, Algeria, Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan

[Anonymous No.18840090]

>>18840041
Are you retarded? Social distancing alone is insane. But probably you are 24 / 7 on 4chan, so you don't see any diffrent.

Germany and Austria people were not even allowed to have more than 1 random guy in their houshold
>mass gatherings cancelled
>mandatory masks when you are shopping
>only a handful of customers allowed in shops


>Italy, Spain, Greece, France
Same shit, france even extended lockdown until 24th July and mandatory quarantine for people who visit france - lol.

Depending on the US states, the lockdown restrictions are crazy too

Besides that:
he following countries have a full or partial lockdown in place:

Argentina
Australia
Belgium
China
Colombia
Czech Republic
Denmark
El Salvador
France
Germany
India
Israel
Italy
Japan
Jordan
Kenya
Kuwait
Malaysia
Morocco
New Zealand
Norway
Poland
Republic of Ireland
Russia
Saudi Arabia
South Africa
Spain
UK

[Anonymous No.18840102]

>>18838561
>>18838579
>>18838624
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18840119]

>>18839912
We will reopen small parts of the economy and the curve will stop flattening, and they will shut it all down again lmao. Mega-bearish.

[Anonymous No.18840124]

Today I shall remind them

[Anonymous No.18840131]

>>18840090
>Same shit, france even extended lockdown until 24th July and mandatory quarantine for people who visit france - lol.
that's fucking insane, i'm glad we don't have one to that extent

[Anonymous No.18840136]

>>18840090
>Depending on the US states, the lockdown restrictions are crazy too
no they're not, some states never even locked down at all, you're completely mentally ill if you're freaking out this much, seek help ASAP

[Anonymous No.18840143]

>>18840090
Do you know how many countries there are in the world, anon-chan? Nice retarded attempt at inflating the retarded metric you're trying to shill though. Also, nice backpedaling at the same time.

[Anonymous No.18840144]

>>18839912
>250k deaths WORLDWIDE
We shut down the economy for this?

[Anonymous No.18840155]

>>18840119
They would never do this, the economy is going to slowly reopen soon and once it gains traction they aren't going back to lockdown even though other than media manipulation it will be impossible to deny Coronachan was officially Swine Flu part 2

[Anonymous No.18840162]

>>18840136
If snyone needs help it's you. Retards like you and your redditfriends who think a flu is a valid reason to destroy the economic prosperity of the entire world.

[Anonymous No.18840168]

>>18837348
I feel like I helped inspire the title with my comments in a thread yesterday, well done OP.

[Anonymous No.18840176]

>>18840124
>using the word stonk
>pretending to fit in
have you considered suicide

[Anonymous No.18840196]

>>18840176
OK redd!t

[Anonymous No.18840207]

>>18840124
>a swing traders paradise
sounds good to me

[Anonymous No.18840223]

>>18840207
The subtlety is in the moment /biz/ makes their comment (namely at top/bottom on the local chart)

[Anonymous No.18840230]

>>18840155
No, they will. They look bad if the curve increases at all when we reopen. You are fucking delusional if you think career politicians won't try to save their ass. The protestors in blue states are nothing in number to the democrats that are scared out of their minds. Who cares if Republicans get a little rowdy? It's not like they'll do anything but wave signs and guns around. We are staying locked down and the economy will only be propped up by federal money and loans.

[Anonymous No.18840264]

SPY open predictions?

[Anonymous No.18840274]

>>18840090
>czech republic
lmao they lifted theirs like a week ago and they have some of the lowest rates in the world

[Anonymous No.18840282]

>>18839593
Have fun filing taxes and having the IRS see you received both a paycheck and unemployment during a week period, you greedy Jew. Fucking little shit. You're the reason successful people can't have nice things. Fucking wagecuck

[Anonymous No.18840296]

>>18840230
This is why they created so many fake deaths in the media so when they reopen the economy because they need to everyone thinks the disease is less dangerous because only accurate data will be reported on and the truth is, it only kills old people and retards.

[Anonymous No.18840297]

>>18840264
Market just crabs all day based on where premarket goes. And premarket volume is so low it can be anything

[Anonymous No.18840313]

>>18840264
crabs - lowest point at $2789 and the highest around $2950

[Anonymous No.18840336]

>>18840282
no proper NEET would criticize milking more money from the government

[Anonymous No.18840348]

>>18840336
reddit normies sir

[Anonymous No.18840383]

>>18840090
Nobody cares about social distancing. I already avoided strangers

[Anonymous No.18840389]

>>18840336
Notice I said successful people. I'm not a NEET, I actually produce enough to not qualify for either UI or a bailout/stimulus check. Then you have shitty little Jews trying to fuck over the successful people by having them pay more for doing literally nothing. I hope all you wagecucks enjoy your hyper-inflation.

[Anonymous No.18840398]

what is CA telling you?

[Anonymous No.18840417]

>>18840264
I know ZH are permabears but their main headline is "Brace For A Monday Massacre: Buffett Liquidates All Airline Holdings As Berkshire Sees Another Leg Lower
"

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/brace-monday-massacre-buffett-liquidates-all-airline-holdings-hints-berkshire-remains

[Anonymous No.18840430]

>>18840417
>I know zh consistently predicts market crashes every day forever but here they are doing just that
eternal crab confirmed

[Anonymous No.18840465]

Does anyone else get super bored on the weekends and just wish they would end quicker so you can go back to stock trading?

Thinking about getting into crypto just so I can do some trading on the weekends.

[Anonymous No.18840469]

>>18837627
I hope as I intend to bail on most of my positions. Should've sold DAL at $31 but held on. If I can sell at current prices I still walk away profitable.

[Anonymous No.18840476]

>>18837414
he sethes he did not buy enough at the dip

[Anonymous No.18840477]

>>18840264
Unironically first breaker on open, then crab with downward trend. Breaker again a couple times throughout the week, then we are at the real bottom and we crab for the next few years.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18840488]

>>18840417
>I know ZH are permabears
well then I know you do not know

[Anonymous No.18840490]

>>18840465
>getting into crypto
Crypto price action is just shit on the weekends

[Anonymous No.18840496]

>>18840430
A broken clock is right twice a day.

[Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 No.18840515]

>>18840465
looks like you have addiction problem and no life problem
thats problem^2

[Anonymous No.18840518]

>>18840496
a retard keeps checking a broken clock thinking this time its right

[Anonymous No.18840523]

V shaped recovery is imminent, bears absolutely BTFO

[Anonymous No.18840524]

>>18840389
You're not from /pol/.

[Anonymous No.18840533]

Blackpill me on MVIS.

[Anonymous No.18840552]

>>18840533
its a pump and dump scheme and you don't know when the rug's gonna get pulled

[Anonymous No.18840556]

Opinions on NAT stock?

[Anonymous No.18840570]

>>18840556
its dead jim

[Anonymous No.18840587]

Any positions I should NOT liquidate? Intend to try to get out of as many of my positions as possible. If I liquidate them all on Monday asap I should walk away profitable.

[Anonymous No.18840592]

>>18840518
An even bigger retard keeps checking against a broken clock thinking it is always wrong, as days are 23 hours and 58 minutes long.

[Anonymous No.18840597]

there is a part of me that wants this to be the end

we don't go out via nuclear annihilation, we just bleed nice and slow until the lights are gone.

[Anonymous No.18840598]

>>18840552
Okay, so should I liquidate my entire portfolio to go all in?

[Anonymous No.18840600]

>>18840587
>he fell for the RTX meme

[Anonymous No.18840608]

>>18840587
RTX. They have commercial exposure but they are well hedged due to defense.

[Anonymous No.18840632]

>>18840570
If it's dead why is it still holding stable at $6.10+-

[Anonymous No.18840643]

>>18840587
You’re gonna be bagholding RTX for a long time until airlines recover. Although they likely won’t go under.

[Anonymous No.18840649]

Will i make it?

[Anonymous No.18840668]

>>18840649
Damn that BA put is sexy

[Anonymous No.18840674]

Are /biz/ mods glue eating crypto retards? They warn you for reporting obvious pump and dump schemes.

[Anonymous No.18840678]

>>18840632
depends what you're expecting, they've likely peaked unless you want to gamble on negative oil again

[Anonymous No.18840694]

>>18840649
>Put and Call on $HAL

Wouldn't the profits be cancelled out by the losses?

[Anonymous No.18840709]

Sold a put lol^

[Anonymous No.18840710]

>>18840136
You response is pathetic, but what else should you expect from shizos on /biz/

[Anonymous No.18840712]

What happened to that one retard who's entire portfolio was made of airline stocks? Has he killed himself yet?

[Anonymous No.18840719]

>>18840674
What do you mean warn you?

[Anonymous No.18840722]

>>18840712
ELEVEN
POLO
SHIRTS

[Anonymous No.18840724]

>>18837934
>slowing down
looks like it's crabbing

[Anonymous No.18840733]

>>18840712
An anon confirmed his death due to chinese virus, very sad.

[Anonymous No.18840737]

>>18840694
No, this is called a straddle. One of the legs is going to go far OTM as the other becomes far ITM, so you can close the OTM leg for free, locking in the profit from the ITM leg only. Thus, you lose only if the price stays relatively fixed, while you gain as much as whatever position wins - the two premiums.

[Anonymous No.18840740]

>>18840523
>v-shaped recovery
>not checkmark shaped golden bear recovery
Did you buy the last dip we will ever see?

[Anonymous No.18840743]

>>18837528
Lmao word filtered. You must be new here. Please go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.18840748]

Green day tomorrow https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1256962857947869188?s=19

[Anonymous No.18840752]

>>18840743
>>>/r/eddit/
Never come back.

[Anonymous No.18840759]

>>18840398
Looks like I won’t be able to afford my ticket for maaaaany years.

[Anonymous No.18840769]

>>18840737
What the fuck am I saying. Fuck, I need some sleep.

[Anonymous No.18840795]

Who is bullish long-term, and not just gambling for the short term like a retard?

[Anonymous No.18840798]

>>18840748
>https://twitter.com/MarkHoofnagle/status/1256242036015063042

[Anonymous No.18840802]

>>18840678
How would they have peaked when there’s still a fuck ton of oil with nowhere to go? Their earnings coming up will be good, even their CFO said they were Raking it in.

[Anonymous No.18840811]

so will it all end tonight boys? im tired of saying its happening and it never does

[Anonymous No.18840812]

>>18840678
I'm more holding out for divs, hopefully peak some interest while everyone else is freezing/cutting. I think short term it's a pretty stable investment, they are making money no doubt.

[Anonymous No.18840814]

>>18840748
remdesivir is such a scam its hilarious. this gilead company deserves to go under for blatantly manipulating the markets and in particular their own stock with two blatant pump and dumps in the last week.

[Anonymous No.18840813]

>>18840523
Bearish.

[Anonymous No.18840826]

>>18840802
as oil prices go up the oil starts moving which means theres less demand to store oil on tankers in the ocean which means less profit

but okay do what you want man, don't let me stand in your way

[Anonymous No.18840839]

>>18840802
CFO was shown to have been lying about numbers. They have also been mainstreamed by both youtubers and cramer, so they're not as likely as the others to go up. That said I don't believed they have peaked either. I can see them be at least 5x if not a full 10x above their current price. A replay of 2014, perhaps even much better than 2014 as the situation is much more attractive now.

[Anonymous No.18840843]

>>18840795
As long as it's not going bankrupt and you're not a complete retard about it, then you can't go wrong with what you buy. If we retest new lows, then just buy more.

[Anonymous No.18840850]

>Free $5,0000 gibs
>Free car registration renewal
>Free Rent for 3 months
>Interest free loans
>Free cheapies

This has been the best year so far for me bros.

[Anonymous No.18840855]

>>18840826
Were you born like this or did you get into an accident?

[Anonymous No.18840872]

>>18840795
I'm bullish long term. I'm not betting against science/the USA. Buying and holding. If you're willing to run the long haul, there's a lot of great deals out there. Just have to be willing to baghold a few years. So if you're younger and looking to build a retirement portfolio, soon will be a decent time to pick up some cheapies that will do well.

[Anonymous No.18840890]

>>18840855
>t. bagholder that bought tankers at the top
yikes

[Anonymous No.18840900]

>>18840795
I sold everything two months ago and started buying some divvy stocks during this dip.

[Anonymous No.18840912]

>>18840850
you don't get free rent for 3 months, you're going to get evicted at the end of it

[Anonymous No.18840922]

>>18840748
>HCQ goes down in a blazing inferno after Fox News pump when it actually goes into clinical trials
>now Fox News is trying to downplay Remdesvir with the same reasoning
MY SIDES
I think its a scam but MY SIDES

[Anonymous No.18840923]

Never doubt the power of the money machine!

[Anonymous No.18840930]

>>18840912
Ummm, that's illeagle sweaty

[Anonymous No.18840935]

what will happen to HTZ this week?

[Anonymous No.18840947]

Any other tanker chads not filling up their car?

[Anonymous No.18840949]

>>18840900
Have they suspended their divvies yet? RDS.B and XOM already have.

[Anonymous No.18840954]

>>18840168
you did :D
I don't think anyone has asked yet in this thread, but I've been AFK

[Anonymous No.18840968]

I'm beginning to think that a second housing crash was a lie. They won't let born too late people like me buy a cheap house

[Anonymous No.18840982]

>>18840296
I personally have seen this disease kill people as young as 40 anon. Many of them are moldy oldies but it gets people in their 40s and 50s in a way the flu never did

[Anonymous No.18840986]

>>18840930
>Signs a legally binding contract saying they will pay rent every month for a set period of time.
> I don't have to pay rent. Reeeeeee!
KYS zoomer NEET

[Anonymous No.18840997]

>>18840890
I bought tankers near top :( procrastinated for too long.

[Anonymous No.18841002]

>>18840968
Patience anon, patience.

[Anonymous No.18841008]

>>18840986
seething parasite

[Anonymous No.18841011]

>>18840587
selling NWL here seems meh
I'm holding

[Anonymous No.18841023]

if you are selling tomorrow for any reason except buffet told you so I understand.
but if you sell for that reason you are a retard and deserve to lose it all

[Anonymous No.18841027]

What are the chances of airlines going bankrupt, I made stop calls just in case

[Anonymous No.18841043]

>>18840997
its possible you'll get another good bump at earnings and another dip in oil prices thatll give you a chance to get out

[Anonymous No.18841044]

>>18841027
they wont let airlines go bankrupt. at least not american ones.

[Anonymous No.18841052]

>>18840748
>experimental viral treatment
Save some syllables and call it a "placebo".

[Anonymous No.18841058]

>>18841008
If a cute demon girl can't get away with not paying her rents, what chance do you have?

[Anonymous No.18841063]

>>18841027
depends on their financials, some have gone bankrupt in the past like Delta, others are more financially secure like SW, I would avoid AAL

[Anonymous No.18841065]

>>18838021
Everyone else is being greedy, not fearful. Everyone thinks the lows are in, everyone desperately wanted to "buy the dip" in March. We have not seen capitulation yet, not even close

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18841066]

>>18841027
i dunno, the federal government will probably take control over them and they'll just be run unprofitably and terribly for the rest of time.

[Anonymous No.18841068]

>>18841044
https://www.npr.org/sections/money/2011/12/16/143765367/why-airlines-keep-going-bankrupt

[Anonymous No.18841078]

>>18841008
You want freebies from the gubmint and refuse to pay the rent you promised to pay. Go back to plebbit. I rent as well, but I'm not dumb enough to rent something I can't afford

[Anonymous No.18841086]

>>18837626
they closed the markets because of goyvid-19? this is bearish !

[Anonymous No.18841088]

Is it riskier to invest in first world small cap markets or developing country markets?

[Anonymous No.18841097]

Tick tock mumus, once futures open up you can’t cope with your head in the sand any longer

[Anonymous No.18841104]

>>18840986
>>18841078
The government literally allowed me to not pay rent , people like you will never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.18841112]

>>18841088
Small cap is safer if you do your didly. For gambling, emerging markets are safer. You can't do didlies on emerging markets because they typically have no oversight and lie about their financials all the time.

[Anonymous No.18841126]

europoor here, what should i buy when the euro markets open tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18841128]

>>18841078
you go back to plebbit wagecuck

[Anonymous No.18841132]

>>18837943
>>18837979
>>18838021
because buffett was always a privileged faggot with zero skills. he's part of the elite not because he's actually a great investor. always do the opposite of what bufffet does. this dumbfuck missed microsoft in the early days then coped by befriending gates. look up his wife, he's in an "open marriage" with her. buffett is an actual cuck.

>lives in a shitty old house to show how modest he his
>but he's a liar and probably has hidden houses and assets elsewhere
>drinks disgusting sugar water coke and eats mcdonalds like a fat fuck

[Anonymous No.18841143]

>>18841104
Imagine needing to rely on the government for life's basics and not tax loop holes for your wealth. Yeah, I'm the one who's not going to make it.

[Anonymous No.18841148]

>>18841044
You do know that a bailout is just a loan that needs to be paid back, right? If a company has copious amounts of debt, taking on more debt isn't going to save them

[Anonymous No.18841154]

>https://twitter.com/JoshBrogadirTV/status/1256904019336933383

Bullish, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.18841165]

>>18841104
you will still owe it all at the end of the forbearance in one big lump sum balloon payment, so good luck with that

[Anonymous No.18841178]

>>18841132
you sound incredibly butthurt
are you holding airline stocks?

[Anonymous No.18841184]

>>18841148
It allows them to leach money off people and scam their clients for even longer when they should really be going under. When they do go under, they won't be paying the debt they owe. Meanwhile actual good businesses should keep going as they can actually eventually pay back the debt, but they're not getting bailouts.

[Anonymous No.18841186]

>>18841165
God, the upcoming crisis just has me salivating.

[Anonymous No.18841208]

>>18841143
And why would I pay for something I'm not legally obligated to do?
>>18841165
That's not gonna hold up in court lmao.

[Anonymous No.18841223]

>>18841126
based howie

[Anonymous No.18841232]

>>18841165
he can just yolo that money into some TLT calls next week and make 20k.

[Anonymous No.18841238]

>>18841208
Did you sign a lease? If so, have fun.

[Anonymous No.18841240]

>>18841154
very bullish for competing grocery stores

[Anonymous No.18841248]

>>18841165
That's still a better deal, the longer you keep the money the longer you can obtain returns on said money.

[Anonymous No.18841250]

>>18841178
yeah. and i also own sports memorabilia and a fat stack of polo shirts. this decrepit boomer just cost me at least -$30,000 once the markets open monday. i'm financially ruined!!!! and i'm butthurt!!!!!

[Anonymous No.18841252]

>>18839776
buy swiss francs

[Anonymous No.18841257]

>most hated rally
>FA and TA are all off
>Q2, Q3, and Q4 might be trashed
If this is actually a "recovery" in the market then the circuitbreaker should be at -1% instead and basically ban selling

[Anonymous No.18841261]

My shorts will print tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18841267]

>>18841250
post your address so i can rob your house

[Anonymous No.18841270]

>>18841238
And leases are not above the government retard. Sure I might get kicked out after my contract is over but I will not be accountable for any lost rent during the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.18841278]

>>18841267
sure i live at 666 Niggeria St. fren. try not to be too rough i'll give you all my signed sports balls

[Anonymous No.18841312]

>>18841270
I wasn't the one who said you would be accountable dipshit. That was another anon. Have fun being a poor person. But while I'm on it, please continue to not pay your rent. Doing so will cause the housing markets to crash, and I'm looking to buy a house here in the next year or so. So please continue being a NEET who doesn't contribute back to society, as it will make my future home buying options more readily available. I'm going to have fun buying your house and kicking you out of it. Then prosecuting you for all the damage you do when moving out. God being successful is great.

[Anonymous No.18841313]

>>18841270
you are one of those idiots who think its a smart financial decision to take out 10k in credit card debt and then default on it aren't you, you will still owe that rent and it will be on your credit, if you don't pay it then you will have a default on your credit history

[Anonymous No.18841319]

>if futures blood red

Panic sell my AAPL, MSFT, TAP, SPY keep my tanker bois and buy BA, LYFT puts on open

>if futures green

Load up on EA and ATVI calls cause they will be up this week.

[Anonymous No.18841320]

>>18840533

We sell friday

[Anonymous No.18841341]

>>18841320
That means I sell Thursday because you all retards will try to rob me.

[Anonymous No.18841351]

>>18839639
aaah i made so much money buying dips on those "missed expectations" news. i love paper hand normies.

[Anonymous No.18841361]

feelin cute, might be rich on monday

[Anonymous No.18841376]

>>18841312
>housing market crash
I'll just leave the country then lmao, imagine not having multiple passports.
>>18841313
I owe nothing though so why would It be on my credit history :^)

[Anonymous No.18841380]

>>18841361
why do you open so many positions and be up +9% only

[Anonymous No.18841386]

Initially I wanted to build a more divvy heavy portfolio but I realized that's kind of taken care of in my Roth IRA with VDIGX.
After finding out how much content TDA has on swing trading strategies I'm thinking I'll spend this week learning and stay away from the actual market before jumping back in next week.

[Anonymous No.18841393]

>>18841361

>AMZN options

/smg/ royalty

[Anonymous No.18841397]

>>18841341
Unfortunately selling on Wednesday is the true big brain play

[Anonymous No.18841400]

Bears gonna get so justed this week
S&P 4000 this summer

[Anonymous No.18841427]

>>18841380
because I actually manage my risk, try not betting 100% all in with a single option and you'll actually preserve capital even if you're wrong. At any given point I try to keep a mix of calls and puts that when combined are only 30-40% of my fun money account.

[Anonymous No.18841452]

>>18841400
people playing with options without any strategy to minimize loss will get ruined

[Anonymous No.18841488]

>>18840389
Bro I'm putting my gibs into silver and gold, you can get fucked retard kikeslave.

[Anonymous No.18841494]

>>18840812
This. I think it will be a good year for them. Attractive stable divies. There is going to be an inevitable oil glut as nation states are going to muscle for market share post corona. Geopolitics is also favorable for tankers as conflict in the middle east will likely result in the strait of hormuz closing also increasing rates. Lastly the dynamics of paper trading of futures makes it so oil traders can snap up very cheap physical oil when large funds like USO need to roll contracts. Oil tankers are a bet that corona will be protracted and potentially cause political instability

[Anonymous No.18841531]

>>18841250
>he did sell last week

[Anonymous No.18841541]

>>18840176
everyday

[Anonymous No.18841547]

Kek, I could've bought MSFT in 2018 for just $99.50 a share. Now it's at 175 with the lowest point recently being 115. Oh the shame.. Oh well at least I wasn't a fucktard when it came to the epic DIS dip. I jumped all over that.

[Anonymous No.18841553]

>>18841319
EA and ATVI looking good, right on the support line, right ready to BOUNCE. Earnings in 2 days, you banking on them doing well?

[Anonymous No.18841556]

new

>>18841550
>>18841550
>>18841550
>>18841550

[Anonymous No.18841565]

>>18841488
How many ounces of each did you stack so far anon?

[Anonymous No.18841607]

>>18841556
Why the rush? The general is slow on weekends.

[Anonymous No.18841612]

>>18837395
Why would you be fucked? This week oil is going to shit the bed, + tanker earnings season. They’ll be one of the few winners in the next couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.18841647]

>>18841607
Sorry

[Anonymous No.18841702]

>>18840839
I can’t find a source on that. Help a brother out? Don’t wanna hold if that’s the case.

[Anonymous No.18841745]

>>18840826
So if oil costs more people want to buy it more than if it’s cheap or they’re being paid to take it? Sounds right to me.

[Anonymous No.18841768]

>>18837348
whoa... that's one fucking cute maid

[Anonymous No.18841989]

>>18837979
That's only because he bought oil and then he lost half on it

[Anonymous No.18842009]

>>18838124
Bahahahaha

[Anonymous No.18842082]

>>18841494
What do you think, should I double down for a share average of 6.50?

[Anonymous No.18842087]

Jerome has grown tired of holding up your markets.

[Anonymous No.18842088]

>>18838489
Read their financial statements, moron.
Oil companies going bust, oil out of the way, and you want to buy an unprofitable garbage for for several factors of their takings (not even income)?
Tell me how it's a good idea?

[Anonymous No.18842127]

>>18840144
We shut it down to stop it from being worse but stay retarded

[Anonymous No.18842569]

>>18840600
>>18840608
>>18840643
I sold them for a profit before. Bought some more intending to do the same. It's one of my smaller positions.

>>18841011
Similar sentiment as I held it past 14 while I had it in a sell call which pissed me off. You think theyd exercise but now anyone who took my contract and held it actually lost as I came out profitable in the end when I closed it.

[Anonymous No.18842585]

>>18841063
>some have gone bankrupt in the past like Delta,
Really when. Oh boy im holding an expensive airliner that can go bankrupt, guess its size wont protect it

[Anonymous No.18842673]

>>18841745
Is this bait? Nobody “wants” oil, they need it. If oil price is too low then everyone in that industry that creates or moves it cannot cover costs and make profit.