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>> No.18827795

I don't respect KO bros.

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you have 5 secs to prove you're not absolutely broke as fuck before posting ITT

I'll go first

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>> No.18827820

buffet is a retard invest in tankers and you'll be rich

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I am wealthy in spirit.

>> No.18827829

Why are there so many commies here now?

>> No.18827834

How do I get started with stocks? I'm from Argentina and I have a couple of dollars sitting around. I read the links below but I still have doubts about it.

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This is bullish for TMDX, desu.

>> No.18827850

Hey guys lets not fill this thread up with tranny shit ok? thx

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>> No.18827863

got £100 spare
what do ?

>> No.18827865

Oh SHIT. Buffett dropping the blackpill about how we're headed for a depression

>> No.18827868

trannies can't shit because fake vagina surgery requires rerouting their intestines to their mouth

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I'm thinking of shorting HAL on monday, I still have a $5,000 buy from $7.07 and I'm long term bullish.
The hedged short would be about $1,500 and would be a nice quick profit in case the stock falls, if it pumps back up I would still be up by a considerable amount to recoup any losses by my unsuccessful short.

>> No.18827884

HLX. Has good potential to 5x your money when oil comes back.

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Am I going to make it

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>> No.18827890

Fuck off both of you.

I want to make money but I don't want it at the expense of muh /smg/ so I kinda wish VIX would go back to <20 just so these faggots would go back. We need to build a wall around /smg/

>> No.18827893

That's what it seems like, he's doing it very subtly

>> No.18827906

HAL already dropped 10% from Wednesday. Are you sure you want to short it now? Maybe if oil prices go negative again on the 18th (contracts end that night, if I recall).

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>We need to build a wall around /smg/

>> No.18827921

US debt might hit 30 trillion in the fall

>> No.18827930

>that feel when also drinking a coke
This is my first coke in years too.

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>"muh board!!! not muh board!!!"

>> No.18827934

So on Monday what happens?

>> No.18827935
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What's he rambling about?

>> No.18827941

Maybe you'll become a billionaire in a couple of decades :^)

When inflation shoots up to Weimar levels

>> No.18827946

I took the picture obviously

>> No.18827962

Leftypol has been raiding this thread since it was robinhood general. Just ignore them like everyone else does

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>this is the average leftypol tranny
oh no no no no

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Is it ever possible to recover... I went full retard and didn't put a stop limit on UAVS

>> No.18827995

Holy shit he's going to crash the market

>> No.18828001
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SPX is set to plummet and short term I'm bearish on both.
A stop loss above the $12 resistance is a safe bet I reckon, and regardless whether it is triggered or not my profits will still outweigh my losses by magnitudes.

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UK and US lifting restrictions already.
Markets still overvalued.
It's just going to crab/ slight downturn isn't it? I missed the shot lads

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>> No.18828022

Let's see that faggot Mnuchin call in to interrupt this. It's fucking over bear market to 2040.

>> No.18828026

Do some research on brokers in your country first. In the US most offer no fees for trading and other things, but there might be set fees (some percentage or flat amount per trade) for brokers in your country. If that's the case, investing just a couple of dollars like you say probably isn't worth it because it'll get eaten up quickly as you make trades.

From there you can start researching stocks and build a portfolio or just jump into index ETFs/mutual funds. Be careful given the current market.

>> No.18828043

expect a red month brother

>> No.18828044

BASED. My put will print.

>> No.18828052

gratz, u saved up to pay commissions
now all you need to do is save for the actual stocks

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Buffett is a knower.
_ ____ _____ ____

Yeah, and yet how many of them have read anything about it? Next you’re going to tell me that everyone on /fit/ lifts and everyone on /v/ plays video games. Polfags read enough of a blog or a wiki to justify their beliefs, and stops there.
Never been but you can tell me why you enjoy it so much.
>believes in an ideology
I believe in very little. Democratic republican capitalism, or how ever you want to define the system the US is supposed to have, is my favorite system, but the two party system in the us has turned this into an obvious oligarchy. Makes me sick.

>everyone who doesn’t agree with me is a tranny!!
Kill yourself. You think about trannies far more than a healthy male should. Stop watching gay porn you fucking faggot.

>20 posts
God damn fucking reddter got me again. This time by pretending to be a polfaggot.

>> No.18828057

Sounds like a plan friend. Short away. I'm bearish on SPX as well, but I'm not playing any SPY puts yet. I've got ZM and TSLA puts, both of which are massively overweight right now. When I get some spare profit I'll throw some into long dated SPY puts. Probably June or July 260.

>> No.18828058

you moron...lol sorry man

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>> No.18828084
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>Warren Buffet: America is a miracle, but we entering a depression yo.
Circuit breakers Monday.

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>> No.18828088

Fuck yeah nigga, and I have 5k sitting in the bank? Should I throw in another grand at something?

>> No.18828092

Coke is just too good. I've been trying to quit, but water doesn't cut it once you know the taste of that sweet drink. It's damn addictive too.

>> No.18828095

hey I've got puts on both those too

Fuck zoom for going up so much friday

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Just another day on the 'Belle

>> No.18828103

Nah we crawling up untill July-October. Then the ball will drop.

>> No.18828105

I think the resistance at 22k is going to hold, but yeah, may's gonna be rough.

>> No.18828112

>>Warren Buffet: America is a miracle, but we entering a depression yo.
>Circuit breakers Monday.

If it wasn't for his hours long hitory lesson, this point may actually be remembered.

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Full bulls ahead?

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New meme template

>> No.18828120

"It's going to get shitty but then it will get better"

- Warren Buffet

>> No.18828126


comparing 2020 with 1789. How desperate is he?

>> No.18828127

Coke has water in it so your body gets used to the water in it.

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>> No.18828137

anyone else do zero TA and instead just eyeball the charts to determine what's gonna happen?
making good money playing it this way boys

>> No.18828145

What the hell is he on about? Talking about slavery and shit

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What do you think?

>> No.18828163

real talk do you have his "get of my board" rant?

They took it off youtube


If you expect a plummet you missing the forest of the economy for the trees that are its components.

I do not in anyway disagree that we were set for a crash prior to Corona, but Corona having happened, it will be delayed.

The economy is after all, the collective psychology of the populace. A crisis born of distrust of each other due to poorly understood shady financial dealings is in no way similar to one caused by an external force which bands people together.

If you want to look for Corona analogies, you should be looking at 9/11 + war shocks, not at financial crises.

>> No.18828166

Alzheimer's a helluva thing.

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I started then I got bored after 3 minutes.

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Good time to buy in? When are KOS and MRO going up?

>> No.18828192

You should invest in commas

>> No.18828196
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Yuropoors BTFO

>> No.18828199


You should've bought July 8$ MRO calls when you could get them for 10 cents. Idk what else is good RN, I'm all in on MRO. Only stock I really feel comfy with, even if things crab.

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YES BUFFETT, we know you love to have a female workforce on-top of the male one so the entire workforce in a whole doubles. Move the fuck on

>> No.18828208

warren buffet is so delusional he thinks a terminator character was on the supreme court

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Anyone else see the Chinese Propagandists in chat?
Hoping to crash America.


>> No.18828220

Good thing our money isn't real so any debt tied to it is also imaginary.

>> No.18828223


MRO has an earnings call May 6. If you're not medium to long term, maybe wait till after. Otherwise hop in excel and get cracking.

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oh shit bros....

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Desperate for what? Americans not giving up and committing sudoku? Buffett doesn’t look scared in the slightest.

He’s just providing leadership in desperate times. And reminding us to visit colonial Williamsburg.

Is the head of the mountees a tranny yes?

Why bet against memes when you can bet against smallcaps? So many people have gotten burned calling the tops on memes
>Beyond is garbage, ill short it!
>Tesla is overvalued, I’ll buy puts!

How does this effect the share price of Berkshire hmmmm... it can’t be good?
It’s one of the top ten companies of the spy too, so if the market drops, berk is gonna get hit too.

>> No.18828247

Still have to make interest payments to the security holders.

>> No.18828249

>never bet against america
>but don't bet on america right now
Shit's going to 0 ooof

>> No.18828253

im holding 24k in airlines, defense, and oil. im prepared to lose 10k in equity during this mess before it recovers. i still have 20k in cash to throw at the bottom.

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>that meowing at 1:46
what did they mean by this?

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>> No.18828267

dude I bought on Thursday and it went even lower but I think they are going to keep going up next week. Right now would be a perfect time to buy I think but dont listen to me those are the first two stocks I've boughten and i got my face ripped off with altcoins before

>> No.18828275

damage control Monday gap down bloodbath

>> No.18828286

Why airlines? those are going to get far worse before they get better. Oil pretty much bottomed so I think that's fine.

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>> No.18828299

That’s less than Georgia’s si gap day traffic deaths. Boringggggggg your China weapon is over and passed

>> No.18828313

you gamblers care about uncle buffet's ramblings?
I thought what yall did was the polar opposite of long term value investing

>> No.18828314

because im a retard, duh.

>> No.18828315

Airlines as we know them are going to permanently change. Long story short, no one who "needs" to fly for a job who could've just telecommuted, but their boomer boss would let them, is ever going to fly for work again.

>> No.18828318

buffet sounds like an out of touch proto-boomer that happens to have autism in stocks

>> No.18828321

>He doesn’t have Berkshire shares in his retirement account.

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Buying in for short terms gains after a 17% pump the day b4, anon, tho MRO is a rock, you really sound like you'll have more luck at the dog track

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>> No.18828329

I just thought it was interesting since everything just opened

>> No.18828333

is that someone putting on a fake chinese accent by the end of that video? what is this? lel

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Look at me,
Look at me,
I'm the Captain Meow.

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>> No.18828350

were trying to gauge his sentiment

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I've never considered my investment strategies as gambling. The failures just come down to a lack of information and understanding. Learn to grow from failure. Even though I personally do not want to use Buffets investment strategy, hes still a smart man with knowledge I want.

>> No.18828366

Nah, I invest for the long term on the side which I deposit to monthly. No reason to talk about that here though, in here we talk about the shit we trade or invest for the short term.. mostly

>> No.18828379

>futures: negative 11%
Cucknada status: permacucked

>> No.18828381

is he trying to crash the stock market?

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>> No.18828397

Saint Buffet wants his cheapies kid

>> No.18828400

*no survivors.

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>equitable society
>not equal

>> No.18828409

buffet just called stocks a gambling tool that you can indefinitely buy safely on margin holy fuck

>> No.18828419

Who is he staring at?

>> No.18828421

Yeah kos was a mistake but I have a feeling it is on a bull run still dude. I'm short to med on kos, mro long term

>> No.18828422

>1789 was so such guys
>remember where you could get land and a house?
>yeah, that was awful! I mean now you can buy stocks and lose it all, how great is that!

>> No.18828435

Relisten, he was shit talking margin traders about how safely equities outperform bullshit gambling

>> No.18828437

>>1789 was so such guys
>>remember where you could get land and a house?
>>yeah, that was awful! I mean now you can buy stocks and lose it all, how great is that!

>richest man in the world says people shouldn't borrow money, buy house and ferrari with cash.

>> No.18828438

>so shit*
Fuck, this boomer is putting me to sleep, can't even type straight anymore.

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we doing caturday /smg/ now?

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off coursh

>> No.18828465

"Drinks, smokes a little pot"

Shots at Musk?

>> No.18828471

I, for one, welcome our dictator overlords.

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>> No.18828488

>eugene "black guys dicks are much bigger" gu still shitposting on every trump tweet

>> No.18828493

Bros... I miss Munger

>> No.18828496

good cop, bad cop. Trump pretends to be
Kim's only friend in the US.

>> No.18828523

wait kim is alive? that must be a doppelgänger

>> No.18828530

>if you invest into my bags for decades and don't ever sell my bags, you might perhaps (but maybe not) do better than treasury bonds, which I just said don't even do as well as inflation
What genius advice! I'm all in!

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>warren memeffet
when will Bogdanoff brothers have their livestream?

>> No.18828539

I think Buffett is someone to have a beer with for all his faults or virtues.
Bezos I'd have to resist the urge to hit with a shovel
>Amazon drones will strike me down

>> No.18828542

Are the futures looking red or green?
Should I market sell everything on Monday?
The fed stopped printing.

>> No.18828548

I got their stream right here.

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>> No.18828560

The futures open Sunday afternoon every week and are closed all Saturday

The futures can be found here:

Nothing is currently open.

>> No.18828561

They open at 6pm EST tommorow

>> No.18828571

lol did Buffett really just admit his timeframe is 20-30 years?

We're all fucked

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>he doesn't use 4chanX

I recommend it a lot. It's a browser extension with loads of features, included embed video links.

Also shows the title of youtube links before you click them (^:

>> No.18828579

Is Buffett going to die? He is looking really bad bros... I'm going 100% short BRK.B on Monday.

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Kim has been reasonably well behaved during the Trump administration. If he had died it would likely have caused the bear's hoped for second leg down as a power shift would entail probable instability in the region.

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Becky Quick when

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Futures blood red. Bears run this town now

>> No.18828588

So black were going to be red monday right?

>> No.18828621

when do futures open and close?

>> No.18828624

Holy shit look at the losses? 55+ billion in BRK investment losses is that right???

>> No.18828626

So Hathaway is fucked on Monday right

>> No.18828627

based on what?

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He’ll be back next year! Just got to get him one of those blood-boys Silicon Valley is nuts about.

>sneed meme format
Definitely not written by him.


I prefer the version where she’s drinking milk. Some of sun’s finest work.

>> No.18828638

55 billion in losses.... they are finished... looking at min -10% on Monday.

>> No.18828640

Futures aren't open moron.

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Retard here.

So I just inherited a lump sum from my grandfather.

What are the "best" or somewhat essential indexes, stocks and bonds I can invest in?

So far I've decided on S&P 500, SPDR, Tesla, Canopy, Beyond Meat, NASDAQ, Gold, Silver and BTC.

>> No.18828651

Back to /a/ you go, pedo

>> No.18828657

VTI only

>> No.18828659

I thought they are supposed to be open 24/7. Seriously every single person on /smg/ has a different answer on this, meaning nobody really knows

>> No.18828675

they’re definitely open rn

>> No.18828679

>Tesla, Canopy, Beyond Meat
Remove all of these.

>> No.18828680

I wouldn't take anything he says too seriously.

He's up to some whacky stuff. If he expected a crash pre-corona, why bag hold airlines which get hammered in a recession when there are better hedges out there? If he didn't, why play king of the cash pile?

>> No.18828682

they're definitely closed rn

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>> No.18828687

Cope. You both know the truth deep inside.

>> No.18828693

He's just a senile boomer running his company into the ground, like all the others.

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>> No.18828702


>they don't know about weekend DOW

HAHAHAHAHAH. freaking dummies. trading is 24/7. it's 2020. Educate yourselves.


>> No.18828703

Everyone knows, beartards are shilling. Look at the link he provided to futures, or any futures chart. You'll see last update was 5/01, and a message that says markets closed. They open Sunday night.

shill false info to naïve anons all u want, you and your OTM puts are never gunna make it

>> No.18828706

they are closed, most people here are retards and think futures are open every single weekend


>> No.18828707

I'm going to give you a real answer.

Investing in stocks requires a period of study (if you want to be serious about it). That involves studying accounting, how to read financial data sheets, and studying the specifics of how to analyze securities.

There's a lot of good books out there, such as Common Stock and Uncommon Profit and Security Analysis.

Don't dump your lump sum into stocks just yet. I'd recommend getting 20% of it and putting it into your savings right away. Of that 20% into your savings, see about putting a fourth into gold so as to preserve it against inflation (because you are not touching your savings for years hopefully). With the remaining cash, hold it now but do some study on companies to buy in the future.

>> No.18828718

>he doesn't know about weekend DOW.

imagine trying to correct someone when you don't know shit yourself... sad.


>> No.18828720

Are you actually serious? Should I explain it?

>> No.18828722

Warren is on huge damage control right now, shit is fucked guys.

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Rich & fit

>> No.18828733

>bunch of stupid shit
Just put it in VTI and VYM and never look at it again.

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green bean....
why you betray me :(

>> No.18828744

fake and gay

>> No.18828751

>He was a big guy

>> No.18828755

why doesnt this dude retire...like why continue worrying about this shit

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>> No.18828761

Looks like we're up 0.05%

>> No.18828762

Warren on the Fed's balance sheet:
>Well, i-it's.. uhhh, UHHHHHH, it's up there

>> No.18828763

He has autism, but the good kind where you actually do stuff that isn't esports

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Luckily my cash position is much larger but this fuckkng sucks.

Fuckoff reddert newfag


>> No.18828783

The anti-investing, anti-bank paranoia was generational. I'm too young, but my parents remember the ass end of when it wasn't uncommon for there to be that one guy at work who, no matter how much he made, refused to open a bank account. My dad said he'd never forget how one of his friends opened his wallet to pay for something on the bad side of town and his heart went into his throat when he must have been holding at least $10k. This was the late 90's at the earliest.

>> No.18828785

You make this much money you can do whatever the hell you want. Bill Gates, in his head at least, shifted entirely into philanthropic enterprises. Bezos is trying to leave this planet of poor people behind on his own rocket ship. I think Buffett seems himself more as one of the last fundamentals investors and his role as more teacher than empire builder.

>> No.18828788

Dow Futures Trading Hours. Trading in the different Dow futures contracts starts at 5 p.m. Eastern time on Sunday evening. Trading closes at 4:15 pm on Friday. During the week, the futures markets close for 15 minutes at 4:15 – 15 minutes after the stock market closes – and for 30 minutes at 5:30. -Zachs

No one gives any credence to privately run gay little trading clubs anon. Real futures open sunday. If you want to play casino with your pals, sure. But it has nothing to do with the market everyone else is talking about.

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>> No.18828807

At his age he doesn't have enough time and energy to spend all that money. Obviously he's gonna worry more about his legacy in terms of his empire and wealth. If he retires all he does is just to forfeit power and fame to get maybe like 1% more enjoyment out of his old age.

>> No.18828814

Why the fuck would you do that? Might as well just tuck yourself into a grave.

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Oh my god he is on FULL damage control now explaining how he fucked up buying such large stakes in airlines and how selling $6.5 billion in equities is "not because we think the stock market is going down"

>> No.18828828

>Buffett only got rich by buying and holding for 30 years
Granted he had to pick the right companies as well.

>> No.18828833

>not fly commercial

wow elitist much

>> No.18828838

It's not even remotely true though. Look further into his story. He got everything handed to him on a silver platter pretty much. Go ahead and buy near majority shares in mcd or something. Good fucking luck.

>> No.18828841

Past a certain point it's just a game. Buffet doesn't even like spending his money. Only rappers and athletes give a shit about another 100million after the first 100. Buffet wants his name in the books as the GOAT. And you have to remember that his image has taken a pretty big hit as of late, and that he's probably going to be cautious and go with the flow rather than risking making one last out of left field bad prediction before he's off the big farm in the sky. All that he cares about at this point is his legacy.

>> No.18828845

What's more fun than making more money than any other pleb?
What the fuck can you do when you're 80 that is more fun in day to day basis?

>> No.18828848

I think it is/was rare to find anyone born in the lost, greatest, and silent generations that didn't hide some substantial amount of assets in weird places.
When my grandfather passed away and we went through his house to sift things out we kept finding stacks of $1000 and $10000. One was in a coffee can in the basement, another was in an ancient medicine bottle, and the weirdest was actually inside an old TV that hadn't worked in decades.

>> No.18828851

how though? He was literally an entrepreneur starting small businesses when he was a little kid and didn't even want to go to college but his dad forced him.

>> No.18828852

should I be shorting all airlines short term?

>> No.18828857

Its in him.

>> No.18828862

Again, read nigga read.

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don't need no fuckin fancy stacks when you got bottom shelf wine and trailer park boys

besides I made $1k in the market last week

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>still drinks coke at his age


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>> No.18828879

100% wrong, next week will be giant green cum shots to the moon. Fed has started the $$$ machine and uncle don will pump some miracle cure that turns out to be truvada. Like buffet says, don't bet against America. GTIM if you wanna bankruptcy play.

>> No.18828880

The point is that we may very well be entering a similar period, but as Munger hinted at in the quote, younger generations have even less liquid capital and realistic buying opportunities than ever before.

>> No.18828884

> Buffet wants his name in the books as the GOAT.

Kinda hard when there is Rockefeller up there.

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>Question time
Juicy parts incoming

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>> No.18828905
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Yes. He is based. Trump also drinks Coke and is based. There might a a pattern.

>> No.18828912

Rockefeller, Vanderbilt, and all the old school American industrialists were their own special breed that existed before anti trust laws existed. Musk is closer to Rockefeller than Buffet.

>> No.18828923


Would someone please explain to me why anyone is retarded enough to short when you can buy puts?

Why would I pay some guy named Barry Silberstein from Connecticut a rental fee to in all likelihood end up potentially end up owing him more money than I put in, when I can just but long term way OTM puts that I'll inevitably be able to move as a small cap investor on some days bad news?

>> No.18828926

I am though that's why I put like 90% of my net worth into stocks

>> No.18828930

Not really. He bought companies that were on hard times. He then used his majority shareholder status as leverage. Kinda like a legal form of "protection racket" or "extortion" that the mafia uses. What were the companies gonna do? Say no and go tits up broke? So they agreed.

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>drinking Coke in a wine glass
Do americans really?

>> No.18828947

Warren gonna dump his bags on everyone and all the people whom primarily index are gonna get fucked on the race out the door

>> No.18828949

fucking piece of old shit FUD'd airlines hard. There goes my BA and LUV calls.

>> No.18828959

you're retarded

>> No.18828963

"In 2008 and 2009 our economic train went off the tracks, and there were some reasons why the roadbed was weak in terms of the banks,” Buffett said. “This time we just pulled the train of the tracks and put it on a siding. And I don’t really know of any parallel — in terms of a very, very well the most important country in the world, most productive, huge population — in effect sidelining its economy and its workforce.

If you had to pick one time to be born and one place to be born ... you would not pick 1720; you would not pick 1820; you would not pick 1920,” Buffett said. “You’d pick today and you would pick America. Ever since America was organized... people have wanted to come here."

american bros...is this true?

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Maybe theyre just boomers+ that grew up in a time where the Coca-Cola™ branding and signage was like super proliferated?

Like how we NEETs look back on 90s era bullshit with rose tinted glasses. Or those weirdos on pol with their synthwaves

>> No.18828976

i'm holding stocks myself and i think i'm fucking dood the fed have stopped the brrrrr

>> No.18828982

Airline stocks are too high imo

>> No.18828983

>he’s not going to make it

>> No.18828987

>Remdesivir approved
>Chad0x vaccine works on monkeys
>Eleven years Sars-Cov-1 immunity paper
>Darpa supposedly has test that can detect corona before symptoms

I think Buffet is correct though the only question is when it's gonna crash.

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The boomers god has spoken, airlines are BLOOD red Monday top fucking kek

>> No.18828993

no just him

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>> No.18829001

Arguably timing is a bit more problematic with puts, but really, especially in practice, they're obviously the best vehicle for this and shorting is basically a scam.

>> No.18829003

There is something very soothing about listening to Buffet-sama

>> No.18829004

as a nazi, i am unbelievably happy that i was born in kraut country and not the usa. thank fuck for that.

>> No.18829007

for the majority of the people western Europe is a better place to live, but if you are rich then America would be better.

>> No.18829011

I was so close to getting rid of my JBLU fags.
Is this bearish for POLO SHIRTS?

>> No.18829015

wtf turtle dick

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>Do americans really?
I have, yes.

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>> No.18829035

I'd want to be born in the early 70's so I could experience the 80's as a teen, and the early nineties as a young man

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ha, screen shot this and check back on Friday @4. Use the name, ImAFagBoy so I know its you.

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Yes. Jelly?

>> No.18829047

Why tho, being rich in Luxenburg is 10 times better for example. Or Monaco or even Spain.

>> No.18829048

Not even remotely, at least for anyone who's not a billionaire.

>> No.18829050

Can tell he’s absolutely brimming with knowledge. Not to get too gay about it
but he’s still got it. Rambles a bit like any other 90 year old would but when it comes to the fundamentals he knows his shit still

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>“You’d pick today and you would pick America. Ever since America was organized... people have wanted to come here."
I'd pick Switzerland. What a tard.

>> No.18829071

sure you did :^)

>> No.18829075

The Oracle doesn’t want anything to do with airline stocks, so why do you??

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>> No.18829079

He's being SJW'd, about to be #cancelled

>> No.18829081

>more women

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Agreed. Buffet is makes for poor reading. He's the Barry Greenstein of the investment world. I won't go so far as to say "anyone", but a lot of folks could make money if they just sat around all night at the economic casino waiting to be dealt aces and kings, it just doesn't make for a very stimulating experience.

Even the quants like building new models and testing them, the same way most of us like testing our intuition and experience against the market. Buffet is literally Old Man Coffee personified.

>> No.18829083

I'd argue that what you really mean is that you are given the fewest tethers if you are really rich in the US than anywhere else.

>> No.18829097

Lol, what retard would buy berkshire stock after this diversity horseshit

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>Those responses

>> No.18829106

I'd pick Australia 1970 when it was still white and had hope.

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How do you know?

>> No.18829117

Even places like that are getting niggers. I can't handle it

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>Diversity requirements for minorities and women
Ok, suddenly Buffet doesn't sound so based. But I'm willing to believe that he doesn't care or was misled into this. I guess this explains why Berkshire has stagnated the last decade.

>> No.18829121

I hope he dumps this market. You bulls are completely blinded.

Fed pumps it
>not rigged
Elon says TSLA overvalued and multiple sectors dump like crypto
>reeee how dare he, he shouldnt be able yo dump multiple sectors
Buffet yet to see effect he'll cause
>[insert what he speaks affecting the market and how you believe it is not rigged if it pumps but rigged if it dumps]

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>> No.18829133

Who's Barry Greenstein?

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>> No.18829138

Fuck Warren Buffett

Long $LUV and #BA.

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are airline stocks gonna drop 5% based on his words on Monday?

>> No.18829152

It was a proposal from a large shareholder if i undestood correctly, it didn't pass.

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They're going to convert passanger airplanes into freight airplanes. In any case, I'm glad I'm not holding any airline stocks.

>> No.18829171

Anyone care to TL;DR the meeting?

What are the bullet points covered that were covered by the Berkshire meeting?

Thanks in advance

>> No.18829179

Buffet purchases over the last 10 years

>Delta airlines, shit
>Kraft foods total shit
>Some oil company in 2008 was really fucking bad

He's done.

>> No.18829183

based LUV cringe BA

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Yea, I missed that. Which is good that it was voted down.
In case others are unaware, every company is getting these requests for diversity, and all of them fail.

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(((large shareholder)))

>> No.18829188

a fucking jew tried to rot berkshire from the inside by putting sjw scum into it. fucking kikes.

>> No.18829190

Bet on America, every dollar invested since like 1950 has like a 5000% return or some shit

>> No.18829197

Correct. Shareholders are allowed to submit motions. Other shareholders vote. Majority holders are the board of director so in truth they can decide to sink anything they don't like and that's probably what happened there.

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Berkshire is in cash. We are going into a depression.

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>> No.18829207

>REEEEE You must drink wine in an arbitrarily shaped glass!

>> No.18829211

Lmao, the stock market is glorified gambling. I'm not learning to become a broker.

I've read one good book on personal finance and investment, so I'm fine not boring myself with post-keynesian rubbish.

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There are people so damn poor all they have is their money.

>> No.18829222

That was a poker reference. He's a poker pro, a well known nit (extremely cautious player) who comes on live TV events and sits around for 8 hour sessions waiting to be dealt AA, KK, or AK suited. It's seen as scummy and greedy.

Old Man Coffee is a poker meme related to the fact that old white dudes come into the casino as soon as it opens with coffee and a newspaper, and play much the same way, waiting around for 10 hour periods to be dealt the best possible hand so they can go home with a 50 dollar profit, while everyone else accepts some risk is part of the game so that everyone has a fair shot at making some money.

Basically it's game mechanic abuse.

>> No.18829225

Holy fuck we're in for some shit. I should not have bought all those SPY calls, If the markets open green I'm selling at close.

>> No.18829229

>never bet against america
>NEVER bet against america
>ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NEVER bet against america
>except right now, don't bet on america now. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't bet on america now, I don't know where the market is going please don't bet on america right this moment. It's NOT the time to buy shares. DON'T bet on america now
>also airlines are going to 0

>> No.18829233

>glorified gambling
Retarded NPC detected. Why are you even here? How did you find this place?

>> No.18829240


>> No.18829252

>the stock market is glorified gambling.
>what is a government bond ETF
Please leave retard.

>> No.18829253

You know the reason? There is nothing to buy left. Everything, literally everything is overvalued.

>> No.18829256

Yep they’re rekt now

>> No.18829257

It was a NY pension fund so yes, they were also asking to invest in company with a diverse board of directors.

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Canadian banks and REITs are undervalued. Also TSX : Candian GDP is closer to 1:1. Please invest in Canada.

>> No.18829275

if every single thing is overvalued, that means the currency is.

>> No.18829282

lel I was just guessing.

>> No.18829283

Canadian banks and REITs at their current beaten-down level are OVERvalued. You have to be clinically retarded to think they're undervalued. Or an ebin memester.

>> No.18829287

Like...not even fucking remotely true. Start of the 1950's in America as a 16 year old would be absolutely fucking prime.

>> No.18829290

Getting taxes back from your country is hellish so I won't

>> No.18829291

KEK even Buffett buys high and sells low

>> No.18829298

Canada as a country is a real estate bubble.

>> No.18829301

Oh fuck sorry, didn't notice your pic. I guess the retart is me.

>> No.18829303

buy high and never sell and you still come out again bruh

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>> No.18829310

>Berkshire stock dropped 50% 3 times
>not that I'm saying its gonna do that on Monday but if it does its normal
>Nothing wrong with the company its all normal
>please dont sell you unamerican fuck

He's done for, isnt he?

>> No.18829325

This happened only because after ww2 everything except America was destroyed. Nobody knows how the future will look like, but it looks like China will be the new world leader in the future.

>> No.18829330

Excellent. Just like Elon he'll have an effect on the market. Algos are ready to dump imo. Lmao biz bulls actually think it wont when its literally algos causing pump and dumps.

>> No.18829331

He's done that all session so far. My crystal ball is saying -50% BRK.A/B and at least one breaker trigger, probably 2.

>> No.18829342

Is CVX keeping its dividend while other cut theirs as big of a deal as I think it is?

>> No.18829344

Propaganda battle.

I'm a proud /pol/ /tv/ man.

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>> No.18829348

My stop loss was set for 2.75 and executed and sold at 1.30 if that makes you feel any better, I would have actually been better off without it because it bounced back up to like 1.60 or some shit

>> No.18829353

Kek. By that logic elon shouldn't have been able to cause a market wide dump. Even the grand exchange in runescape is less manipulated than the u.s. stock exchanges

>> No.18829367

Even since infinity went down, leftypol had shilled

>> No.18829368

is he tryign to convince us to "invest in america"
after profit whoring corporations spent the last 80 years selling us out to the Chinese by outsourcing nearly everything just for a few more dollars?

does anybody believe a word this disingenuous fat old fuck says about anything?

>> No.18829378

Good fucking god man...

>> No.18829396

Were you gambling with options or you went all into a penny stock?

>> No.18829397

He just said they will not be helping their holdings with cash if it comes down to that, they can do that on their own.

Shit's fucked

>> No.18829407

In all seriousness, where else would you invest?

>> No.18829413

Is the cat guy a commie?

>> No.18829419

UAVS was a shitty pump n dump being shilled on /biz/ last week. This dude’s a certified retard.

>> No.18829420

Total world stock ex-US

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>> No.18829427

sir please india needs rupees

>> No.18829433

time to migrate to the other thread:

>> No.18829441

they'll cut it next quarter while the others will have money in the bank

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Not even memeing. Canadian banks were strong in 2008 and they're stronger now.

>> No.18829445

New bred

>> No.18829448

Europe and Asia

>> No.18829461

There was a rumour someone posted that a shit drone company was getting bought by Amazon, when he posted it was 1.80 next day at open was at 4.5. during their conference they did not say shit, went down as a brick halted 3 times.

I sold when I saw that they were stalling because too many people tried to watch the stream, and using some shit promotional video with the company logo slapped on it. Made 120% gains.

>> No.18829470

>not that crazy orange-dicksucking black lady

>> No.18829478
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Imagine waking up every morning to bark orders to some egg head smug fuck who believes he'll take your throne in 20 years if he suck your cock long and hard enough and makes you another bundle while the 18 and 20 year old thot secretaries look at you like a warm meal ticket to fame and fortune in your decrepit suit of a man.
Every college kid wants an interview from you and you feel like you have the midas touch after decades of faggots praising you for playing hide the ball in the stonk market.

I would explicitly write on any contract I work as ceo they'll have to mummified my corpse and offer tribute every month for 10 years after I am dead.
I am never fucking retiring even if I drive the company to the ground in my late years

>> No.18829491

New Thread

>> No.18829506

as an american myself, i want to see american dollars being investged in america.

i just thinks its incredibly disingenuous for this fuck to suggest it as some high ground or whatever when companies dont give a fuck about america they make all there decisions based on cheap overseas side of there business generating profits at an cost and endless loss to america

>> No.18829558

There are funds that do exactly that. And they are worst shit. Youd be better off holding cash.

>> No.18829738

This anon has it right. I'm tempted to dismiss the whole stream as shitty propaganda.

>> No.18829792

please shill me some canadian banks fren

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