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>> No.18824409

S&P 4000 this summer

>> No.18824431

Heres some interesting news: companies are extending work from home. My workplace extended to at least May 15, Amazon has extended to Oct!

>> No.18824445

Same. My government is trying to reopen in the coming weeks yet they created a committee to ensure we don't come back.

>> No.18824449

Going to pick up SPY140p for July and August. Market is fake and gay

>> No.18824477

you will be frustrated

>> No.18824495

SPY 240P 5/15 are going to print so much cash you'll be able to stack it to the fucking moon.

>> No.18824509

>140 in July/Aug
The market is fake and gay but even thats a bit extreme bro.

>> No.18824519

and you'll have a reality of buckshot blown in your face pretty soon. god bulls are insufferable

>> No.18824525

Sell in may and go away.
I'm loaded up on puts as well.

>> No.18824530
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the Magic 8 ball has spoken

>> No.18824538

Anon is pointing out that the market is irrational, that's all.>>18824519

>> No.18824548

My niece is starting to get breasts.


>> No.18824553

Threadly reminder: We are on the second leg down

>> No.18824555

people so fucking greedy right now. I'm scared bro.

>> No.18824559


Fuck you I bought calls on spxl and you told me Jerome would pump my bags now I am financially ruined! Monday will be black and I am going to yell at my wife because of you!

>> No.18824576

Is it too late to go all in on lean hogs?

>> No.18824577 [DELETED] 

8 balls are black like niggers and I don't trust niggers

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>> No.18824601

kek, thanks for that anon

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Bros, I’m worried about Monday.

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When markets are red, your tongue should salivate

>> No.18824637

I'm optimistic. Boris is gonna start relaxing social distancing measures soon.

>> No.18824665
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>Top 10 holdings
>Frontline (FRO) 85%
>Cash 15%

Um, hello, is this the GONNA MAKE IT department?

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Rate my 3 stock portfolio for the long term, lads.

When Unilever is 5k I might start buying something else.

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OXY calls
Beyond meat Short
I'm seriously considered ng shorting every tanker there is while longing wti

>> No.18824714

Same here

On one hand- Economy back open

Other hand- Economic damage, market correction?

If I know thing, market corrections generally happen on a Monday....the most uncertain day of the week.

Hold onto to your panties.

>> No.18824736

Is there any difference between call flys, put flys and iron flys in terms of pl profile?

>> No.18824752

Peloton is accidentally tailor made for today's world

>> No.18824760

monday will be blood red

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RTX earnings Thursday, bros.

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>Shake Chack
>Beyond Meat
>Pay Pal

>> No.18824781

For puts.

>> No.18824790

fuck I've been moving my lawn over the past couple hours and I'm still only halfway done. At least it's not too hot out (and I have lemon lime gatorade on ice)
If I could have bought a smaller house with a smaller lawn I would have
remember, gatorade is just one of the great subsidiaries of Pepsico (PEP)

this weeks' earnings are super boring compared with last week

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Honestly I don't expect much.

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>> No.18824816
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Futures: Blood Red

>> No.18824833

Damn, I keep forgetting that Zynga still exists
>shopify, GM, lyft on the same day
>JBLU on Thursday
Please get a little bit of a bump so I can finally be rid of my airline bags.

>> No.18824856

Plz short tankers. Need fuel for a squeeze

>> No.18824861

I'm so sorry

>> No.18824911

>no GALT
>no SNSS
>no TMDX
Will you guys ever make it?

>> No.18824918

Pls long tankers , late party retards like you deserve to loose everything

>> No.18824947

There's never been a serious recessionary event that hasn't had a bust, a bounce, and an even deeper crash.

Bust? Check. Bounce? Check. Crash? Around the corner, maybe this week.

>> No.18824960

I'm pretty much all in. My cost basis is pretty low.

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you guys told me RTX was a good buy

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a pitstop at this hour

>> No.18825010

Shutdowns happened in mid march so I don't think they'll tank as hard as I had hoped for. Q2 earnings should be disastrous though.

>> No.18825019

What does RTX even manufacture? Cruise missiles?

>> No.18825021
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>A Senior Intelligence Source tells me there is agreement among most of the 17 Intelligence agencies that COVID-19 originated in the Wuhan lab. The source stressed that the release is believed to be a MISTAKE, and was not intentional.

>> No.18825032

i put 60% of my cash into the market in the past 40 days. should i just average down or sell and wait to re-enter?

>> No.18825049

This quarter is the appetizer. Next quarter is the true blood bath.

>> No.18825050

Still very efficiently spread to major nations
Dunno exactly what caused this but it locked down half of humanity

>> No.18825061

The virus was a mistake, but china was butthurt about them losing legitimacy because of their fuckup and they also got worried they started to fall behind of the west, so they used their influence over the WHO and the media to make sure the west gets raped as hard as them to level the playing field. This had the side effect of also being able to fool their population, deflecting the blame on America.

In summery:
>The virus is naturally occurring, not man made
>Was studied in a lab because of SARS
>Virus escaped
>Chinks cover it up
>Chinks see opportunity to fuck the west and shift blame
>Chinks intentionally fool the entire world into getting infected too

>> No.18825067

So maximum chaos from now until the crash or regular week downs/ups
Chaos will surely help algorithms, not traders

>> No.18825073

Sell, wait for a dip in a stock that you like (aka Amazon & Tesla)

>> No.18825074

Doesn't matter if it was a mistake, they allowed international travel for months even when they had a 100% lockdown internally. Also, they either lied or didn't share any info about the virus when that information was crucial.

They are fucked and i'd expect a gangbang by the rest of the world soon China is 100% responsible for the severity of this

>> No.18825076

"I'm too retarded too read a scientific paper"
t. (You)

>> No.18825086

this honestly seems like the most likely scenario

>> No.18825091

Chernobyl was the starting point of the URSS crash. China will take a HUGE strike too

>> No.18825107

Just hold for 5+ years and stop worrying about timing the market. If you've got good quality stocks you're going to be in the green in 5 years time even if there is another crash.

>> No.18825124

They make aerospace shit but they also get billions from the government to do feasibility studies on potential technologies and make million dollar prototypes that never see the light of day.

>> No.18825147

The difference is that the USSR economy was a joke. China is in much better shape. I want them to collapse, but I don't think they will. We need the CIA to instigate a civil war for that.

>> No.18825148

hey uh, can I get a source buddy? artist name also helps

>> No.18825174

>not having a riding mower

>> No.18825191

it'll need a catalyst to push it over the edge.

>> No.18825197

>Being here and not wanting to maximize returns

>> No.18825216

Half of the world has now in mind
«Your economy is fucked because of chinese»
Strong or not, they’ll have to use brains to find solutions rather than plan development

>> No.18825225

Chernobyl was just one more straw on an overloaded camel. The USSR had been floundering from corruption and bureaucratic inefficiencies since WWII, Chernobyl just dragged it all out into the light of day and made a lot of people realize that the USSR was a lot more internally unstable than they liked to pretend to be.

>> No.18825229

I also want to know. Are you over 60 years old?

>> No.18825233

Because you don't know either way it's better to take the worry out of timing the market by thinking long term.

>> No.18825250

Bears getting short squeezed make market go higher

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>Sell in may and go away.
>he thinks Clown Market Inc., sponsored by JPow Cucklord Supreme, with the full backing of M'jewchin and the Huwite House, will allow the market to dip a tiny bit.

>> No.18825291

Who the fuck is buying htht puts

>> No.18825297

No, just a 27 year old loser whom lives with his parents.

Fair enough, I'm not really worried since it's just money. If you read my response to the other guy you'd know that I don't really need it, just got a hobby of getting it.

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>No, just a 27 year old loser whom lives with his parents.

>I don't really need it, just got a hobby of getting it

>> No.18825314

Probably someone who knows something you don't.

>> No.18825328

>that feel when we will be the last generation that remembers a time when interest rates were above 4% in the US

>> No.18825336

Probably but what do they know...

>> No.18825341

its a cyclical stock you dumb faggot

>> No.18825353

>china was butthurt about them losing legitimacy because of their fuckup and they also got worried they started to fall behind of the west, so they used their influence over the WHO and the media to make sure the west gets raped as hard as them to level the playing field
I've been 100% sure this happened since the start, regardless of whether the virus is natural or lab-grown. And it's painfully probable that western countries will cuck out, keep sucking China's dick and they won't be held responsible.

>> No.18825367

More like AI market than clown. Probably gathering new data from such a weird/unusual situation.

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I give it a 90% chance we are going to retest those lows. I'm biased because I'm bagholding deep OTM IV crushed poots, but if this shit goes back to ATH soon, there will probably never be a bear market ever again. If this can't tank the market, nothing will and that just doesn't seem right to me.

>> No.18825371
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In case you are unaware of Chinas plans, heres the quick rundown.
China has a war policy of anything goes as long as youre not caught. Its called many names but it all means the same thing. The Chinese think far too highly of themselves, they are "blessed by heaven" to rule the all of China which also means the world (Mandate of Heaven). So all their actions are condoned in this pursuit. There is no virtue in truth, the only virtue that matters is how others perceive China, this is why they censor and propagandize at any cost. With that, here is the virus plan:

>Find or create a highly infectiousness disease
>Develop a vaccine in secret
>Immunize your own nation
>Abuse migration and tourism to spread disease through Chinese diaspora
>Pretend it started somewhere else, like Italy maybe?
>Cripple first world nations with unknown virus
>Negotiate "surrender" of these nations in exchange for miracle cure
>Effectively take over the world

China thinks too highly of itself. They were just playing pretend.. How could they, with their incompetent researchers and fake labs, possibly create a vaccine when the West has been trying for decades? So what actually happened:

>Find a highly infection disease
>Researchers play pretend research
>One of the stupid fucks get infected or else sells infected animals
>Starts to spread rapidly in your own country
>Crack down hard on domestic travel
>conveniently leave foreign travel out of the country open
>accelerate the plan and send infected to Italy as tourists
>Try to blame it on Italy (doesnt work)
>Try to blame it on USA (doesnt work)
>Use foreign agents to steal medical supplies to other countries, then sell it back, or sell back useless shit

China is a complete an utter FAILURE. They will have their reckoning. The west will move to erase Chinas influence across the world and they will return to irrelevance.

>> No.18825377

that was my plan basically from the beginning. im leaning on just averaging down. i dont have time to research shit and trade swings, im in this so i can cash out and put a down payment on a house in a few years.

>> No.18825412
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Possible source of MVIS rumor?

Did MVIS start as a rumor on Reddit and make its way here?

Im mostly interested in it for the PnD potential, a worrying amount of anons here believe this is legit.


>> No.18825429

>1k range

absolute delusion.

>> No.18825455

not gonna happen, would like to though

>> No.18825487

This truly seems like something the chinks would do, yes.

>> No.18825506

It's much more convenient to keep the status quo. Disentangling supply chains and investments from China would be a painful and expensive process.

>> No.18825512

>/pol/ tards and /x/ kids ruining the thread again
go back don't shit up the meaningful discussion here

>> No.18825532

I've just got $20 of it, if it goes somewhere good, if not, oh well

>> No.18825536

>China is a complete an utter FAILURE. They will have their reckoning. The west will move to erase Chinas influence across the world and they will return to irrelevance.
Ahh yes, the nationalist fist pump. Supply chains will simply not uproot themselves unless you mandate it by law (and no, tariffs don't do that) and even then it'd be very hard to prevent workarounds. There is also the huge discrepancy in debt leverage options that China has over the West. It isn't just the debt that the West owes to China but the debt that most of the developing world now owes to China as well. You could try to dismiss the debt as a Western country but they would just immediately pull on OPEC to remove petrodollar or petroeuro.
I think China is a piece of shit in a lot of ways but you can grumble all you want. Until we deal with the debt problem we will have dulled all the tools we could possibly leverage against them for any of their actions.

>> No.18825554

I bought 100 shares and will set up a stop loss on monday

Just waiting for the PnD, if there are enough people like him I could make a couple bones.

>> No.18825584

>china 0/10 on hygiene whatever the fuck they say
>eat so much shit their livers can’t process so they slowly turn yellow
>produce 95% of everything
>spreads to the whole world 200 diseases each year

«That’s OK, just wear masks so we can keep growing money»
Of course they would get out, you don’t print 2 trillions dollars just to save GM. The Chinese are implanted everywhere, and their industry is rock solid (until now).

>> No.18825651

I want the Asian massage parlors to open back up bros.

>> No.18825668

>Supply chains will simply not uproot themselves
Companies were already moving out before the virus, just takes time. Can't spook the CCP or they will lock you down.
US controls China with debt, not the other way around. China is retarded thinking it would give them leverage over the US, but its the other way around.
>muh petro dollar
Why do people still harp on this bullshit? The US is top dog because they control the wealth (and debt) and have the best tech and the strongest military.

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>> No.18825678

i want the vietnamese coffee shops to open back up

>> No.18825713


I am the anon who started the PnD generals with it. Another anon took my idea and ran with it. We are selling Friday. It’s going to hit $2

>> No.18825719
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is Vietnamese coffee better than normal coffee

>> No.18825748

Thanks for letting me in the know.

>> No.18825766

Make it at home, it's what I'm doing.


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>> No.18825811

i think that depends on your taste. the grinds have chicory in them, it's generally iced and mixed with sweetened condensed milk. i enjoy it, but most of the fun are the coffee shops themselves. i live in san jose, so these shops are everywhere but they're common wherever there is a vietnamese community. they're staffed by young women wearing bikinis and some shops let you smoke indoors. many have little gambling machines too. some of them even have naked girls, it just depends on how much they offer to local police i think. it's been a weekly tradition with my friends and i for nearly a decade.

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forgot to attach my pic

>> No.18825827

Same. Need my b hole tickled, doing it myself just isn’t the same.

>> No.18825845

Regeneron, Barrick, Wendy’s...

>> No.18825851
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time for sleep

I've never heard of that

>> No.18825852

>Companies were already moving out before the virus, just takes time.
Literally give a link. The reason supply chains are in there in the first place is because it saves costs. Most of the big ones sidestepped tariffs completely by routing through other countries in SEA because it was still monstrously cheaper.
>US controls China with debt, not the other way around.
How? Being a debtor is good for moving your currency into foriegn markets but China has put the Yuan everywhere through debt issuing in South America, Africa, SE Asia, the Pacific, Eastern Europe, and much of the middle East.
>Why do people still harp on this bullshit?
Because it was no coincidence that the US abandoned the gold standard and then immediately entered OPEC petrodollar agreements in the 70s.

>> No.18825861

>130.18M outstanding shares
>$1k+ range
not even hiding it

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>> No.18825919

>420 total deaths

So the Vietnamese invented brappistas? Interesting

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missiles and missile accessories

>> No.18825958

This. Most of the people here are get-rich-quick types or trolls.

>> No.18826006
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So should I be a bear or a bull rn? I think everyone is selling but at the same time the {clown world} is still in effect so I dunno if next week will be bullish

>> No.18826032

Nice try faggot I'm falling for this

>> No.18826050

>1 post by this ID
many such cases.

>> No.18826072
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If you do lowball every buy.
If It doesn’t get bought you didn’t lose anything. If it does buy then you can worry it goes to zero or wait and ride the rise.

>> No.18826077

Nice thinking

>> No.18826090

people are realizing that coronavirus is the biggest nothing hysteria scam since global warming

>> No.18826097

i bought so much fucking vislink, i legit suffer from some mental disorder where i fall for the most stupid shill shit. this may even trump the time i put my debit card into a porn website

>> No.18826106


the wizard speaks in 30~ minutes

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TMDX isn’t a worthless biopharma penny stock you faggot, stop lumping it in with SNSS and slightly less terrible GALT.

Btw earnings coming up soon, will probably still be slightly negative EPS due to Corona. My advice is get out now and buy the dip. I made a tidy sum buying at 11 and selling at 18.

That said, they will probably beat Q4 and actually reach their $28 target Q1 21 based on how much of their shit we’re using.
>t. the original medfag shill

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>> No.18826128

>it needs a crash
Bro the market literally lost 40% of its value in a month. On which planet is that not considered a crash

>> No.18826138

What is that

>> No.18826139

Zoom zoom zoom!

>> No.18826144

it isn't a real crash in how it's not due to inherent qualities of the market but something outside of it, it will rebound faster than any recession

>> No.18826170

thanks for the heads up, any specific time?

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>recover 80%
You aint see a crash yet. Wait for the fund managers to jump from their 100 story towers first.

>> No.18826187

Same. We're gonna make it.

>> No.18826209

**doop dee doop**
(robotic voice)
>The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected

>> No.18826219

the point the bears are trying to make is that we should be in a recession. by all tangible economic measures (employment, expected GDP, consumer sentiment, level of debt, valuations, etc.) things look more dire than the fucking great depression. And when the stock market continues to defy that reality it upsets a lot of people.

>> No.18826230

When will you retards learn what a pump and dump is, if you were your parents' age you'd be falling for scams where your high school classmate comes to you with the chance to invest in a revolutionary company on the ground floor.

>> No.18826231

It's a P&D

>> No.18826250
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Any reason I shouldn't just dump all my money into MSFT and let it sit there for a couple of years? I realized I suck at daytrading and Microsoft seems to be one of the best performing companies now and for the foreseeable future.

>> No.18826264

i'm sure economists will continue to ponder why that discrepancy is for many years, these months have been a first in the modern world

>> No.18826297

Is it a dumb idea to get calls on Uber? Paypal?

>> No.18826300

True price is another -40% from bottom.

>> No.18826304
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The TransMedics Organ Care System (OCS) is a fully portable, multi-organ, normothermic preservation and assessment technology that mirrors human physiology, minimizes ischemia, and provides the ability to optimize the organ during transport.
This revolutionary technology allows physicians and institutions to maximize the potential of donor hearts, lungs, and livers while monitoring each organ throughout the entire process, ensuring transplant teams can preserve organs in an optimal condition.

Cold storage can limit the utilization of donor organs and negatively impact outcomes. By keeping organs in a warm, functioning state, OCS enables physicians to care for and optimize the condition of donor organs.
With the optimization of donor organs and assessment of organ viability through the OCS, more organs can be utilized, providing transplant patients with better outcomes.

It’s an organ perfusion machine that will be used in nearly every non-local heart or lung transplant case by every thoracic program in the entire country in a few years. Their machines cost a quarter million, the circuits are around 30k a pop and single use. In short, is a money printing machine, anon.

>> No.18826309

i think he's talking about the viet coffee shops where the girls wear bikinis

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>> No.18826326

and you, out of all people, figured out the true value of markets in your small dark room right you little zoomer faggot?

>> No.18826332

Btw the figures on transplant rates are publicly available and you can do the math to figure out their profit potential vs. their operating costs.

Ok I’m done shilling for now. I miss * clack * * clack * * clack * bro.

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>> No.18826340

Someone has an HBO account

>> No.18826358

Warren Buffett indicator is at all time high. Buffett hasn't bought shit. He's waiting for waiting for high ROIC companies to be on the brink of bankruptcy so he can get warrants & a preferred return.

>> No.18826364

Because something might happen to Microsoft and then all your money will be gone.

>> No.18826381

If you suck at daytrading you should just put it all into a S&P 500 index fund. I thought I was doing well stock picking since March because I was up 20% as of a couple days ago, but then I noticed I was only doing slightly better than the Vanguard ETF.

>> No.18826382

God damn it

>> No.18826403

I'm not disagreeing with this point

>> No.18826410
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what does /smg/ think of this chart?

>> No.18826411

I’m usually a bull but I think the bears are right this time. Bull trap come Monday and then it’s going to keep shitting itself for the rest of the week

>> No.18826412

Nah nigga, I let experts do it for me. Fucking retard you think I'm just talking out of my ass you dumb faggot?

>> No.18826415

How do I go long on tranny suicide rates?

>> No.18826416

There has to be one immortal person living right now if we have technology this powerful

>> No.18826417

So when's the next crash y'all?
I've been waiting

>> No.18826425

Galt is a tucking joke. Only retards go long on Galt including that one retarded trip fag who was holding it from $4-5 range.

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>> No.18826433

yes i do. which """""experts"""" are you following? i wanna check

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i sold all my sqqq before it hit intraday high
and i also went all in on that sqqq pozition instead of going all in on tvix because i thought tvix was already too high. this is why poorfags stay poor. i'm also starting to get erection from seeing cute traps. my life is quite fucked. having said that, anyone buying more tvix on monday?

>> No.18826450

Go find it yourself, posted on zerohedge last month with several corroborators.

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jej, a literal russian trojan horse. i only trust CNN for my news, thank you very much. i also like trannies. those two things are related!

>> No.18826483

I’m already all in on TVIX. My brain is unstoppable and my balls are gigantic.

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I mean I shouldn't even have to say this.
Buy low/Sell high.
However even I forget when I get in FOMO mode.

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why do people who hate America become congressmen?

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Traps are unironically gay. I would wait to see how Monday shakes out before going in on TVIX. I think there will be another leg down but it’s all just guesswork, not even the autistic quants on Wall St getting paid more than me know what is going to happen at this point.

>> No.18826518

i wish i had your balls & brains anon. holy fuck it's been over 24 hours and i still feel the regret, i even remember looking up the tvix chart...i know 15% isn't a lot given that i could have made a lot more on DIS puts but oh well. regret is emotion and best to leave emotion out of this.

>> No.18826532

To change it from within

>> No.18826544

>if you hate rent you hate America
landlords can fuck off

>> No.18826557


agree about monday, i think it's going to be slight green on US indices then a major red day on tues. they're going to try to pump it all day monday and close will be around +0.5 to +2%. if that's the case then decay will rape tvix and shave off -6% from its fri close.

agree on traps also. but i would still accept a bj from a cute and passable trap if i were drunk enough, since i've reached peak coomer. or maybe i am just gay.

>> No.18826568

thought that said ANGEL RENT and was confused. these commies can't even make signs. if i were fucked by rent i would just leave and start living in my car. sell all my shit or put it in storage. on that note what do you stock market gurus think about PUBLIC STORAGE stocks?

>> No.18826569

Nah,at least in the US the transplant system is ridiculously regulated that it’s impossible to really skip the line unless it’s an organ nobody else wants or there is a national disaster etc like Covid.

Anyways, you can have serial transplants or be on V/A ECMO with a g tube getting food ad infinitum but your brain will eventually deteriorate.

>> No.18826580

It has 3 lines and also there are dates on the abscissa.

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>> No.18826595

Which one is that?

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a teacher once asked their children a simple question....

If there are 10 sheep in a fenced in area and one sheep jumps out of the caged in area... how many sheep are left fenced in

1st kid says.. you have 8 sheep.. the teacher says.. that's incorrect

2nd kid says.. you have 9 sheep... the teacher says.. that is correct

3rd kid stands up and goes OH NO... You don't have no sheep!!! I may not know my math.. but I sure as hell know my sheep

sorry.. i didn't even read what you posted.. was just going off that gif

>> No.18826605

In case you don't understand, this is a graph comparing S&P 500 earnings to the money supply. The only fundamental for the market is literally the money printer

>> No.18826612

Fool me once, strike one, fool me again, strike three.

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>> No.18826627

everything that popped off march lows has this chart. we're going to dump and it's a deep one. already started. but probably a brief pause on monday, flat or slight green.

weird how robbin-hood requires social sec # but they are not even fdic insured. that means you can get your robbinhood account levied if you owe taxes or student loans?

>> No.18826629

That's right.

>> No.18826633

It is theoretically possible for TVIX go to up with the market for a day assuming enough people are opening up VIX contracts.

However, during the first leg down, it was a choppy up down with a general upward pattern until it hit $1000. I'm going to hold TVIX because I know it'll be a bumpy ride but I have faith in the leg down.

>> No.18826634

I was looking for something like this.

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Women are sexual objects

>> No.18826664

>My government is trying to reopen in the coming weeks yet they created a committee to ensure we don't come back.
That sounds awfully stupid.

>> No.18826676

>Stock Market General
Hey Muskrats. Check out ya boy

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You’re being silly assuming that indicator is the reason he hasn’t been buying.

He needs the cash because Berkshire is more than a collection of stocks. They own businesses. And those businesses are in a state of extreme uncertainty.

And they’re probably at a disadvantage when it comes to government assistance.

Fuck off trannylovers

You’re choosing to post trannies because you prefer them. It’s not just youd “accept” a “passable” tranny, you’re fantasizing about them. You prefer men who’ve ruined their bodies with hormones and surgery and dress and wear make up to appeal to other gay male fetishists.

That’s just an ideologue anon hating on an ideologue congressman.

>> No.18826705

work is giving 240 hours paid to stay at home for old fucks.

>> No.18826714

I'm still pretty bullish for may. Things are opening up, and investors can see things improve around them. Corona-chan will struggle during the summer, and we were only down for two months. Various cures and vaccines are on the horizon. Unironically, we'll see dow at 3k this year.

>> No.18826717


I like big tits

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>only room for 3 of them at the end

>> No.18826742

Dilate and go back, redditor. This is /pol/ country.

>> No.18826760

The virus isn't the issue anymore though

>> No.18826778

>There are people this stupid

>> No.18826783

I see you always shilling this and i'm actually pretty interested... think I might actually look deep into the filings for some fundamental analysis... can you tell me any recent news they have had recently like past year or any pending news of maybe some patents or anything? I think i might make it a point to go through that company and see if it is worth over the 200million valuation

>> No.18826787

Commies are always lying subversives.

>> No.18826796

Problem is civilian side will drag it down.

>> No.18826812

>we'll see dow at 3k
that'd be a tragedy... i think the low is going to come in around 17500 but 3k damn...

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Not an argument.

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SPY traded for $129.73 Jan, 2012. Despite nearly flatlined corporate profits as provided by FRED, SPY traded for $324.65 Jan, 2012. Normalizing for inflation, $130 2012's is only an $18 difference, which hardly explains the 250% increase from 2012 to 2020. This is discounting the incessantly piling liabilities that corporations are assuming, which has lead to all time high corporate debt. And I assume you know about the buyback issue that's currently standing, alongside the bond issues that have been fermenting. I'll let you do the math.

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>> No.18826833

The virus was a scape goat for problems that were already undermining the economy. Some companies will never recover from this, and it will not be as easy as turning a light switch on to get things back to normal. Only delusional people think this.

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>The virus was a scape goat for problems that were already undermining the economy. Some companies will never recover from this, and it will not be as easy as turning a light switch on to get things back to normal. Only delusional people think this.
basically.. we all got bamboozled to buy toilet paper and mask

>> No.18826891

Baggie what if you are wrong and it is.

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>everything bubble

>> No.18826918

I think you underestimate America.

>> No.18826919

Only thing you are gong to get is he sees it at work.

>> No.18826933

Or VTI or VB

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/pol/ is living in your head


>> No.18826944

Good. The roads have been a dream these last few months. If we could do away with early morning and afternoon traffic completely i'd be golden.

t. truckanon

>> No.18826954

t. got beat up by a black guy

>> No.18826957

>Normalizing for inflation
>trusting the jew numbers
smth about sector inflation and low velo of money...

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>> No.18826980

Dilate you gay tranny fuck face

>> No.18826991

>Opening up
I literally post earlier in this thread my employer is still going to work from home through May and Amazon is work at home through OCTOBER.
>investors see things improving
They literally are not. What evidence do you have that its "improving"? All economic metrics are still in decline.
>Virus will struggle
Theres no evidence to suggest that its like the flu or cold, you can catch it any time anywhere. The second wave will be devastating.
Stop. Literal fucking hopium. There is no evidence of a cure or vaccine ANYWHERE. Its pure hype and speculation. We've been trying to make vaccines for viruses for DECADES why would we be able to just crank one out for a completely new unknown virus in a year?

>> No.18827001

yeah but I'm kind of interested in investing in that type of that company and if i'm interested in being part owner of a corporation I like to go through their filings and see where their money is coming and where their money is going.. if they have debt, what kind and when is it due... do they have options for their debt?? many things to look into when investing in it.. but that company looks very interesting from the outside

>> No.18827003

t. Guy who lets black men fuck his wife

>> No.18827016

Oh no the virus is like airborne AIDS and we are all going to die!

>> No.18827019

chinese found a cure its called a bullet to the head

>> No.18827029

Did you reply to the wrong post, brainlet?

>> No.18827030

I'd rather get raped by Mandingo than spend a single week in your shoes. i can not imagine how shit your life must be

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Fuck off retard
If I ever want to lose money because “ITS REALLY HAPPENING WORLD WAR THREE GET READY FOR THE MANDATORY DRAFT” I’ll listen to the shit eating faggots at pol, who’ve never read a book that wasn’t German propaganda.

Read some graham and lynch and come back. Read the rise and fall of Rome and come back. Learn what the Greeks are and work a big boy job and come back.

Actually just don’t come back.

>> No.18827063

Retard girl

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This should be fun to see.

>> No.18827084

How low will we open Monday bros

>> No.18827088

We are not at the bottom yet if we still have consumer confidence

>> No.18827090

Zyngas been rock fucking solid this year. I got them as my free stock awhile back and theyve held steadily around 6 dols ever since. On my worst red days I could always count on that stubborn little green fucker. Theyre up to 7.32 now.

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>Theres no evidence to suggest that its like the flu or cold, you can catch it any time anywhere.
Stop making shit up. All evidence points to the virus struggling to spread during summer time, like all other corona viruses.
>They literally are not. What evidence do you have that its "improving"? All economic metrics are still in decline.
Literally every single western country and industry is itching to open up. It's going to happen everywhere in the coming weeks.

>> No.18827110

What stocks are we bullish on in May gentlemen?

I'll give you some...

>> No.18827111

Kek, how would you know you projecting little faggot?

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Say hello to your wife's kids for me, you pathetic faggot.

>> No.18827120

How much money do you all put in a month for investing? I'm starting out with 200 dollars atm because I'm a wagie.

>> No.18827138

How about you kill yourself instead of letting /pol/ live rent free in your head.

>> No.18827149

>its AIDs!!!
No. I literally did not say that. its just like the cold or flue but more contagious and not affected by the seasons. If you read the information on how long it can survive outside the body, it easily survives multiple days in standard home and office conditions (70ish F and 30ish humidity).

>> No.18827160

200 is nothing unless you are playing with penny stocks.

>> No.18827162

All of it. I live off my credit card and settle funds from the brokerage every month.

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fuck this fucking chink virus man i was doing well investing befor march. luckily i pulled everything out so i lost no money but DAMN the aftermath is so boorrriinnggg

>> No.18827168

>who’ve never read a book
You leftist "liberals" have this hilarious delusion that you aren't utterly clueless, pathetic morons. You can read as many capeshit comic books as you want, gender studies grad, it won't make you any more respectable.

>> No.18827172

200 a day, mon-fri?

thats subpar

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The biggest mitigation factor that summer will bring is an increase in humidity which dramatically hinders the ability for any kind of droplet vector to spread via coughing/sneezing/etc due to good old physics.
>t. i took some really gay public health courses which were 99% about HIV and HCV in "undeserved communities"

>> No.18827180

Warren's on.

>> No.18827190

Ironic considering those topics are under their reading list. Back to your comics capenigger

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>Actually just don’t come back.
Fuck off back to the r/politics subreddit tab that you have open.

>> No.18827196


>read a book

Hope you aren't one of those idiots who believes in that one ideology that has turned countless fine countries into despotic, poverty ridden shitholes. That would be mighty ignorant of you.

>> No.18827197

you do not beling here, hideous tranny

>> No.18827198
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What happens on monday?

>> No.18827200

If I buy ADM and TSN does that qualify me as a Foodchad™?

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Everything is crashing this week tho

>> No.18827203

Yeah no shit and like the cold and flu it's going to stick around and there is nothing we can do about it except try and be more cautious. You panic fags keep blowing this up like it is airborne AIDS when it's not.

>> No.18827208

class conflict?
most landlords are by no means rich and their profit margins are very low.

>> No.18827220

Yeah there's plenty of them. But if you look at pure numbers to get the absolute best deal, VOO and IVV are the best ones as far as I know

>> No.18827222

you're a walking talking breathing pol-tard. i take pleasure knowing you're a complete fucking loser IRL

>> No.18827229

kek'd hard! Good, good goy!

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NO CHARLIE MUNGER at the shareholder meeting this year

>> No.18827239

pretty obvious that I didn't lmao

i spent years on that board and got nothing from it but mental crutches and excuses for my faults, go read a book retard

>> No.18827240

Why is Monday going to be red? Economies are opening up again. UK, Spain, Italy, etc.

>> No.18827247

>it struggles in summer
>posts evidence to the contrary
You realize that the chart indicates that it will survive for days inside the average home and office? At 70ish temp and 30ish humidity with low UV? Thats ideal human living conditions.
Where exactly in the world is it going to be 95F and 80% humidity for long periods? In a fucking jungle?? Can you please think for yourself instead of parroting talking points?

>itching to open up
Yea because people don't want to stay inside indefinitely. The virus will just go exponential again. People will still not have jobs. 30 million jobs don't just come back. Stop being a fucking ignorant retard and actually think for once.

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>Becky Quick

>> No.18827257

I have an automatic monthly index fund buy of ~$700 set up. On top of that I put in some extra money when I feel like it. On average I put in maybe 1100-1200 a month total.

>> No.18827276

I’m gonna pick up some CCL this week. I made good money on it the last run up and it sounds like they have enough cash to last easily

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You commies are literally the dumbest "people" on the planet.
>inb4 but i-i'm not a c-commie
lol sure

>> No.18827279

It's going to be green for TSX because it's not loaded up with meme overpriced tech stocks except SPOTIFY.

>> No.18827284

Depends on how you squint at the numbers. Most of the “profit” in my rental is unrealized from the mortgage equity and appreciation but I’m actually cash flow negative rn.

>> No.18827287

Friday was Euro holiday so no one was able to sell their shit, that's going to play a big factor when their markets open up

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Not panicking, just tired of retards like yourself who don't bother thinking and just spew whatever stupid headline you last read. All the information is out their you just need to read it.
>airborne AIDs
Literally never said that you dishonest piece of shit. You should be ashamed for being an ignorant fucking piece of trash.

>> No.18827299

>tells a pol user that the boards lives rent free in his head
You're an idiot.

>> No.18827302

As Lenin said, "Capitalists will sell us the rope we use to hang them" & there's no reason to think that the CCP has a different attitude.

>> No.18827306

>i spent years on that board and got nothing from it but mental crutches and excuses for my faults, go read a book retard
Cool thanks for coming here and still wasting your time. Maybe you are just retarded and take things said by strangers on a Mongolian basket weaving forum too seriously. Jesus see a therapist you retard because I can guarantee life has a lot more in store for morons like you who love being miserable over nothing.

>> No.18827327


is this bullish ?

>> No.18827331

Drink bleach then faggot. The death rate even overhyped is too low to justify your type of panic.

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>7 people between ages 0 and 39 died in Ontario (population 13 million)

>> No.18827361

It's also on YouTube https://youtu.be/69rm13iUUgE

>> No.18827371

that IS why it's going to be red. optimists like you think "reopening" will magically fix the debt, unemployment, etc. but it won't. You'll only realize this fact when things actually try to reopen and just gets worse. This has never been about the virus.

>> No.18827377

>You realize that the chart indicates that it will survive for days inside the average home and office?
But it doesn't. Maybe you want to have another look. The longest time frame in the chart is 18 hours, not days, and the humidity in most officies is a lot greather than 20%. And that doesn't address the impact that this'll have on spread outside.
>another shutdown due to reemergence
No, it won't be nearly as severe, and there'll be a weak case for another shutdown. You're the one with faulty reasoning.

>> No.18827379

buttfrustrated lmao didn't read

>> No.18827383

Don't know about Monday but opening up means the GIBBS stop flowing

>> No.18827388

kek. Seething mutts coping hard that they've missed the greatest opportunity to fix their economy since 2008 by fucking it up so bad. Imagine what US could have done when China shuts down, the EU zone breaking apart, Russia locking borders. Literally could have been the lighthouse of humanity.

>> No.18827398

you are a loser though. take a look at yourself. your current surroundings, what you've accomplished, your bank account, the disgusting walls the surround you.

whats best is that if you EVER want to a decent job youll have to abandon your values and work with coloreds thus not only shitting on everything you stand for but also adopting jewish traits LMFAO

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the virus is airborne aids that gets in your bone marrow and it never ever leaves you and you can get reinfected and each time you get reinfected its like dengue where it does more and more damage and it spreads through pollution and has a 15% mortality rate for the first episode eventually killing you in recurrent episodes and and cant be vaccinated can literally be spread by cats and slavs are immune because they have some soviet era TB vaccine that makes them immune but that virus cannot be made anymore because chernobyl lost the formula in the elephants foot and 5g activates the viral killswitch encoded in the virus's RNA chain adn the chinese made the virus in a swiss biolab in geneva and the virus is actually a strain of the plague that the japanese were using on the chinese in ww2 which is why the japanese are mostly immune and anyone who believes any of this doomer idiocy is a complete retard

>> No.18827403

Probably. I checked correlations of several individual stocks and their dix. While the correlation is clearly positive it got a lot weaker in the last 2-3 years.

>> No.18827411

>30 million jobs don't just come back.
You fucking retard. It's been two months. No nuke has gone off, and there hasn't been a major war. The fundamentals are still fine.

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>> No.18827417

kek rekt

>> No.18827422

Fake news. Kill yourself

>> No.18827426

>The fundamentals are still fine.
The fundamentals are on fire. Optimism is purely looking beyond Q3 and Q4 at this point. In other words, shitcoining

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>> No.18827431

this. America is so incompetent and I want out.

>> No.18827432

>18 hour
>half life

>lock down causes spread to go linear for 2 months
>ending lock down will cause another exponential growth spike

>> No.18827433

They don't test. Fake news.

>> No.18827434

assuming tesla isnt a good buy as a female friend just said to buy some? thoughts?

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Tyson has a lot further way down to go.

Theres like no frozen chicken at any stores I have instacart and personal shoppers run around

>> No.18827436

go look up what half life means you absolute fucking moron

>> No.18827437

/cvg/ pls go

>> No.18827441

Bro I’m not a doomer but this is just cope. These businesses got to get rid of their dead weight, most of those jobs aren’t coming back.

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>> No.18827465

>everyone who isn't a communist is a racist, sexist, homophobe, xenophobe.

>> No.18827470

ITS NOT FUCKING FIN RETARD! It took 10 YEARS to make those jobs and they are fucking GONE. Jobs have never ever "came back" in fucking HISTORY. NOT A SINGLE TIME in the ENTIRE WORLD.

>> No.18827474

I literally have 100k in my bank account. And I'm about to finish my master's. Conversely, you spend your days shilling your asinie ideology with the help of fellow retards on your commie discord servers. You're projecting.

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>shitcoin posters.

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LOL did Warren fucking Buffett really just talking about transgender shit

And now slavery


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You spamming retards are pathetic.

>> No.18827498

Lol get a load of this retard.

>> No.18827511

See you at 1800 S&P 500 fags.

>> No.18827519

80 iq commie, have a look at what humidity does to the spread of the virus. It won't last for days if it rises from 20. You're too dumb for this discussion, like you're too stupid for politics.

>> No.18827522

Lol where can I see him talk about this?

>> No.18827534
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>that feeling when you bought Pepsi with real sugar because it was few dollars cheaper then coke.

>> No.18827535

Most of those jobs were fairly useless. The economy is highly inefficient. A lot of things have to change.

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Take a class.

Buffett speaking now, drinking that cherry coke. Says Charlie is in fine shape and will be back next year~

>he doesn’t know about nonfiction
I feel bad for you. Do you have any interests? It doesn’t even have to be math or science or typical history stuff.

Maybe you’re curious about why California water laws are so corrupt and bizarre? There’s books about it, it’s pretty interesting. It’ll make Chinatown an even better movie if you know the facts behind the fiction.

Wait.... god damn it I got got, didn't I?

>> No.18827558

lol somebody got dilated

>> No.18827566

And they won't. It's the useful jobs that were mostly cut, while it's the useless jobs that are staying for the most part. Like it's always been throughout history.

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>tfw dr. pepper chad

>> No.18827575

What on earth are you going on about? Every country on earth has handled this like dog shit and the global economy is spaghetti pockets everywhere.

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I noticed the coke lol still like pepsico


Its kind of like a yahoo hosted fireside chat where hes reminding us of how good we have it in this country compared to the rest of the word spiel I feel like we have all heard before

Its a good talk still

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>> No.18827598

I've got puts on it but I've also lost most my money, board consensus seems to be do the opposite of what normies do

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>us commies rule so much
Most white men are race realists by now, and we have jobs. America isn't like your marxist safe space. Hell, even if you succeed in turning the country into commie mexico, you'll regret the result.

>> No.18827623

what is he even rambling about?

>> No.18827625

>useful for jobs
Not really, I mean if you are too shitty of an engineer you probably got laid off but companies have to let go of those people and keep the actual useful people since they are being forced to burn through their cash reserves and are having to deal with their revenue cut down to 25%. It's honestly stupid to say jobs are never coming back unless you mean that in the sense of technology and automation.

>> No.18827628

>Every country on earth has handled this like dog shit and the global economy is spaghetti pockets everywhere.
Taiwan is the one exception which realllllly makes CCP shills seethe

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its better

>> No.18827643

>capeshit-reading redditor
Of course.
>i feel bad for you
>if you don't like (((capeshit))), you must have no interests
>there's no other fiction, you know

>> No.18827659

If I'm forecasting a significant dip bottoming out in 3-4 weeks and starting sometime this week, would it be sound to get in TVIX monday? How does it compare to something like SPXU?

>> No.18827667

So this is what redd!t believes huh. Sad!

>> No.18827668

Yeah and the irony is they knew better than to trust the CCP.

>> No.18827669

you motherfucker xDD

>> No.18827673

>10 YEARS to make those jobs and they are fucking GONE.
They're not, you unstable bear.

>> No.18827674

True. Many jobs are completely useless, fake jobs to go with fake growth. But I must also admit that having a largely unemployed population is not ideal either. This part of the cycle is the definition of "soft men create hard times."

>> No.18827675

what a surprise a kike trying to egg on people to kill themselves which would most likely be white since shitskins have lower rates as it is even though their lives are soooo bad as they say.

>> No.18827691

Not an argument. Learn to code if you lost your job.

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whoa cool original LARP

post one single shred of tangible evidence that aren't a broke ass mama's, let alone have 100k to your name

I'll go first

>> No.18827698

buffet is impressed by 5000:1 growth since 1790, that's only 4.3%

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>> No.18827706

im waiting for SPY at 240 levels to start becoming a bull again, though not sure myself, it really depends what happens on monday

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lololol olo

>> No.18827733

Idiot, I have no reason to think that it's not a stock photo. You need to add a timestamp.

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SAD, This is pretty boring.
I don't need to relearn history.

>> No.18827750

I don't get why this is a thing. It's so weird.

>> No.18827753

post your polo shirt collection larper

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>> No.18827772

Those bills likely have corona, better burn them and drink bleach faggot.

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hahahahaha just get fucking rekt you absolute fucking loser hahahahahahaha

>> No.18827781

Check out this video.

>> No.18827797

>posts random photo with some stacks of cash
>anon points out that it's not proof of anything
>haha rekt
Take your 80 iq back to leftypol.

>> No.18827817

>b-b-but i said I have 100k!!! why doesnt he believe me!!!
hhahahahahaha broke ass po'dunk nigger-tier redneck. kill yourself

>> No.18827849

Horry Shit!

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>tfw environmentally conscious

>> No.18827862

Just reading the prose in that abstract alerts me to the non-scientific origin of this 'paper'.
I mean
>Interjecting with a ',though,'
>Following that up with a 'x/y/
>List of items not separated by a semicolon
>Usage of terms like 'colossally' or general statements like 'in every conceivable way'

I suppose this can fool the average facebook user though.

>> No.18827882

This phenomenon has to be studied. Why is it a very low testosterone segment of the population?

>> No.18827892

All those millions of unemployed are going to magically turn into programmers by next month & instantly compete with H1B pajeets - great theory.

Why would you ever own that many polo shirts?

>> No.18827900

They better get useful at something if they weren't before.

>> No.18827911

really want to hear his conclusion about parallels to the great depression, cant believe hes talking about it

>> No.18827928

Brand fags are gay.

You’re like a chick

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why do these retards talk about a global depression when its clear we're about to enter a new dark age?

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this is how you know libtards are hypocrites
why on earth, if you fucking care about the mental and emotional damage a whale weighting itself might suffer, would you EVER allow that arm to do a FULL REVOLUTION

>> No.18828122

Why don't small scale landlords invest in stock market indices and get a guaranteed 10% long term instead of going into a risky business of taking a huge loan and dealing with deadbeat renters, section 8 shit, constant repairs, etc etc.

>> No.18828133

oh no, a 4chan nerd thinks im gay how will i ever recover

>> No.18828153

>Why would you ever own that many polo shirts?
thats not even a fifth of the Polo I own lil bitch

>> No.18828164

They'd rather get a 0% risk investment with 100% yoy guaranteed return and 0 obligations.

>> No.18828229

>Literally every single western country and industry is itching to open up. It's going to happen everywhere in the coming weeks.
t.Jared Leto

>> No.18828311

Nobody cares about the virus. Now it's a 2/3rds of a quarter in an intersection of disastrous economic consequences that it has sown. I mean, it'll be more like 1.5-2 years, but it set in motion a domino effect that will take months to fully precipitate. There's so much shit going on it's actually fucking hilarious.

Like >10% unemployment, GDP contraction, US shale consolidation, bond crisis, corporate and consumer debt crunch, probable albeit minor food shortages, permanent WFH proliferation, then there's the auto crisis that's cooking up, god knows what else.

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I'm here wya

>> No.18828413

They say that during the fall a 2nd wave of virus infections will take place. What makes it worse is that this is also when the flu season starts. So it'll be tough to tell if someone has the virus or the flu unless they do a test.

>> No.18828520

rent's cancelled.

>> No.18828596

Reality takes a while to catch up to the markets. Red Monday and most of the week. Lots of red days on the horizon. Bloodbath is coming, prepare your anus. I have an inside source, screen cap this.

>> No.18828677

It's retarded to be a permabull or permabear. You have to look at the current situation for what it is.

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