/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18820521]

So what exactly do Business Majors do once they graduate?

[Anonymous No.18820562]

>>18820521
Why do women think its acceptable for them to dress like that at work?

[Anonymous No.18820588]

>>18820562
What's the problem?

[Anonymous No.18820604]

>>18820588
What if I rape her instead of doing important work?

[Anonymous No.18820606]

>>18820562
That's a conservative albeit sexy dress.

[Anonymous No.18820607]

>>18820562
meh, if I had muscles I'd probably be wearing tight shirts to show them off, I cant really blame her

[Anonymous No.18820621]

>>18820604
Based

[Anonymous No.18820627]

>>18820562

They think sex appeal will get them some sort of job security.

[Anonymous No.18820636]

>>18820604
Based CEO.

[Anonymous No.18821318]

>>18820521
business is a worthless degree. they take low paying, low level business jobs that were traditionally done by people without a degree. insurance claim adjuster, entry level sales, entry level recruiting, retail management trainee, warehouse management trainee, etc.

if you're lucky maybe you'll get something interesting with career potential like supply chain/logistics analyst, human resources associate, etc. but you'll be facing competition from people with specialized degrees or certifications in those fields.

unless you're literally retarded you should strongly consider specializing. accounting, MIS/CIS, supply chain/logistics, human resources, it doesn't matter. anything is better than a generic bachelors in business administration.

[Anonymous No.18821394]

>>18821318
i'm doing finance. how is i doing? I want to do budget and data analysis. make comfy 60k+ from home

[Anonymous No.18821401]

>>18820521
Nice feet:D

[Anonymous No.18821413]

>>18821318
I got my finance degree and started out working as a junior planner at a firm. Did that for a year and realized people are fucking stupid and will never understand the fundamentals of investing or retirement planning. Went back to school and got an accounting degree. Now I work at a manufacturing plant that is the only one in the world that produces this specific kind of product doing their purchasing and supply line logistics and some accounting support. I’m making way more than I did doing financial planning and I no longer have to deal with the dumb as shit general public.

The basic business administration degree is totally useless. Most end up selling insurance.

[Anonymous No.18821496]

>>18821394
>from home
this is unrealistic. finance is all about dumb fucking meetings all day long. i say this as someone who works in accounting and deals with FP&A morons. they're constantly wasting my time with dumbass meetings. it's very much an "asses in chairs" position, a lot of face time with coworkers/superiors, meetings, and presentations.

[Anonymous No.18821520]

>>18821413
based. i >>18821496 also went back to school for a masters in accounting. did a year in public accounting (b4 audit) now i work as a GL accountant at a medical device manufacturer. it's boring and frustrating at times but the pay isn't bad and the work life balance is pretty good. oh, and the career potential is good.

[Anonymous No.18821960]

>>18820562
That’s standard office lady
People wear suits in cubicle 9-5 world
Man, Woman, doesn’t matter. Show up in a suit

[Anonymous No.18821989]

>>18821960
>People wear suits in cubicle 9-5 world

no they don't, this isn't the fucking 1930s. it's been business casual in every job i've ever worked. the only exceptions might be if you work in jew york city high finance.

[Anonymous No.18822002]

>>18820521
start an onlyfans

[Anonymous No.18822003]

>>18820627
They know sex appeal will get them some sort of job security.
Ftfy

[Anonymous No.18822024]

>>18820521
>graduated in 2017 (shitty grades and no co-op)
>entry level customer service rep at an insurance company
>finance internship with the gov
>internship turned into full-time position

now i work as a business intelligence analyst. i make about $66k but that'll be about $70k by October of this year.

pretty good job actually. i have a lot of freedom and creative ability in the way i analyze data and communicate findings.

[Anonymous No.18822129]

>>18820521
Work for the stem managers. Not kidding either. Most ceos are stem or some liberal arts background like english or philosophy. Very few are actually business majors or finance background.

[Anonymous No.18822168]

>>18821413
I'm a finance major. damn the selling insurance part is true. that's just a side thing for now

[Anonymous No.18822450]

>>18822002
kek

[Anonymous No.18822489]

>>18820521

That is a male(male).

[Anonymous No.18822616]

>>18820521
Well ive been jerking off in the bathroom everyday at 9:45 am for a year and a half now.

[Anonymous No.18822672]

>>18820521
why do they wear that? doesn't seem comfortable

[Anonymous No.18822702]

>good grades in high school
>dropped out
>good grades in uni
>dropped out after 1.5 years
>pay off very little debt
>teach myself everything accounting
>begin 26k basic accounting clerk job in 2017
>maintain the ethic to teach myself more and more
>fast forward i'm making 60k
>didn't waste much time or money in/on school
>got paid for the time that would've otherwise been spent there
Fuck business degrees. They're just for people who have no common sense.

[Anonymous No.18822735]

>>18820521
I am drawing powerpoint slides all day long. Should have studied layout design or something like that. Would have been a lot more valueable but then again never landed me a job in consulting

[Anonymous No.18822815]

>>18822735
did you travel a lot before the quarantine? i wanted to do consulting just to leave behind my shitty life here and occupy myself

[Anonymous No.18822841]

business major undergrad = useless
MBA + relevant work experience post undergrad = actually enhances your career

[Anonymous No.18822928]

>>18822702
Pretty based desu. Proud of you anon.

[Anonymous No.18823063]

>>18822928
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.18823147]

My buddy did business and he went overseas for a while as a "consultant" for major corporations. Of course he he had family connections though to get the gig

[Anonymous No.18823284]

>>18822702
imagine working for $60k.
like, you bleed all your time at work, every day, for literal pennies.

the fuck is wrong with you? probably the fucking cleaning lady makes more than you

[Anonymous No.18823342]

>>18821401
based

[Anonymous No.18823569]

>>18822702
What’s accounting like?

[Anonymous No.18823708]

>>18823284

Not everyone lives in jew york and commiefornia

[Anonymous No.18823912]

>>18820521
Good question

[Anonymous No.18823968]

>>18820562
Have you ever left your mom's basement?
That is a standard outfit for an office environment.

[Anonymous No.18823979]

>>18820562
I agree! They should be totally naked.

[Anonymous No.18823994]

>>18822815
>he thinks business travel is fun

if you hate your life now, just wait until you're flying coach (no one below partner ever flies business class) cross country and living out of a suitcase for weeks and weeks on end. fly out sunday night, get back friday night. use all weekend to catch up on chores. "but i'm saving so much money!" except you're still paying rent on an apartment you see maybe 48 hours a week and if you work for a jewish firm (most are) they won't cover all of your meals, just most of them.

[Anonymous No.18824001]

>>18823968
not an argument

[Anonymous No.18824011]

>>18823979

[Anonymous No.18824039]

>>18822702
Shit that didn't happen.

[Anonymous No.18824383]

>>18823284
I don't have any better options. All I know is my option was better than a business degree.

>>18823569
Constitution for suicide but I quit enough jobs to find a nice workplace - at least that helps.

>>18824039
Yeah, it did.

[Anonymous No.18824677]

>>18820562
Because the C-suite office chads are high T sociopaths and are legpilled

[Anonymous No.18824732]

>>18820521
Econ major here want to get a masters in something less theoretical, thinking about applied statistics or accounting anyone got any ideas?

[Anonymous No.18824755]

>>18824732
Get masters in Data Science, become a Data Rockstar(tm), make $400,000 making Tableau dashboard and shit

[Anonymous No.18824767]

>>18824732
Computer science and then make dynamic models like Steve Keen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu0WwkZF4FI

[Anonymous No.18824772]

>>18824755
That's what I was thinking but I don't have any coding experience, was wondering how hard it would be to pick up?

[Anonymous No.18824809]

>>18821318
supply chain management is the most underrated degree of all time, the pay is insane, the work is insanely easy for the most part, and the competition is brain dead

[Anonymous No.18824830]

>>18820521
Because all women are whores

[Anonymous No.18824838]

>>18824809
Agreed. Knew someone that got a 180k/yr job out of the gate at Costco from a public university. Obviously anecdotal but they are the backbone of most businesses.

[Anonymous No.18825031]

>>18820521
Business degrees are useless unless you're from a top 20% university or you have reputable experience/essential skills.

If you try to comeback with "Well, I know someone who has a business degree and...." You need to choke on Trump's Huge Dick. Anomalies don't matter.

[Anonymous No.18825054]

>>18824011
Underrated.

[Anonymous No.18825161]

>>18820521

MAJOR BUSINESS BRO

[Anonymous No.18825485]

>>18820521
God, imagine pressing your nose inbetween her shoe and her heel and inhaling as much footdust covered oxygen as you can