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18817173 No.18817173 [Reply] [Original]

>YES OFFICER THIS MAN IS NOT STANDING ON THE WAIT HERE SQUARE! HAUL HIM AWAY!

>> No.18817948
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>>18817173
How does standing on the wait here square help my business?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED TO GO BACK TO WORK FOR MR SHEKELSTEIN BECAUSE MY WIFE AND HER SON ARE DRIVING ME UP THE WALL IM TRYING TO WORK FROM HOME BUT MY ADSL CONNECTION ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR REMOTE DESKTOP AND HER SONS NETFLIX ALL FOR A FUCKING FLU

TRUMP DO SOMETHING

>> No.18817974
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>sir, please stand behind the yellow line and wait until this customer has paid.

>> No.18817976

SIR I CANNOT SELL YOU THIS MCDOUBLE BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE A MASK ON

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>NNNNNNOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO STAY OUTSIDE UNTIL SOME CUSTOMERS LEAVE YOU CANT COME IN WE'RE GONNA GET SICK!!

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>>18817963
NOOOOO, I DON'T WANT TO PROVIDE MY LABOUR, JUST GIVE ME THE BARE MINIMUM SO I CAN CONTINUE JERKING OFF ALONE IN MY APARTMENT FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS!!!

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N

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>NO YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO SOME GATHERING AND SPREAD IT STOP

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>PROVIDE MY LABOUR

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>>18817173
that's a man

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>>18818007
I

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>>18817173
>followed aisle arrow for a change for giggles
>passed over the item i wanted on the shelving so head back down the aisle
>excuse me sir, but this is a one way street
>exit the aisle without picking up the item i wanted
>pass two aisles and loop around to get to one item
>attention customers, store is closing in ten minutes

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>>18817173
>walk past line into store with my mask pulled below my chin whilst smoking a cigarette
>cough without covering my mouth
>stroll through aisles of store within 1 foot of people
>stand right next to people, over their shoulder
>wipe my nose with my sleeve
>touch everything on the shelves, pick things up and put them back
>buy a 4 pack of tall boy beers and some candy and walk out
>rent-a-cop security guards and "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" LARPers absolutely fuming

nobody is going to do anything. I'm a healthy young man in my 20's and I've never felt more alive. Coronavirus makes life 10x more fun.

>> No.18818090

>>18818001
>americans proudly consider themselves tax cattle for the jews

jesus, what a country

>> No.18818125

>>18818090
jeez lets just sit on our asses and not build anything

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>>18818125
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE TO BUILD MR SHEKELSTEINS THIRD APARTMENT BLOCK OR MY EXISTENTIAL DREAD COMES BACK

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>build

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>>18818042
G

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>>18818001
>NO, I DON'T WANT TO PROVIDE MY LABOUR, JUST GIVE ME THE BARE MINIMUM SO I CAN CONTINUE JERKING OFF ALONE IN MY APARTMENT FOR THE NEXT SIXTY YEARS!

>> No.18818218

>>18818001
>Provide my labour
Absolutely cucked.

>> No.18818246

>>18818012
kek, I know someone who actually looks like this

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>>18818189
G

>> No.18818421

>>18817991
I'm glad they're not doing this anymore

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>>18818001
>Provide

>> No.18818493

Oh my this thread yikes cringe oof

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>Oh my this thread yikes cringe oof

>> No.18818528

>>18818270
F

>> No.18819558

Best thread on Biz right now

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>>18818493
>Oh my this thread yikes cringe oof