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Hey guys let's say I wanted to make a tinder pretending to be a girl. What would a good bio look like? Something a sorority girl would have

>> No.18812240

>>18812225
Hey, man. Don’t!

>> No.18812246

>>18812240
Why? Fuck off, it’s for a social experiment

>> No.18812250

>6' and above only
>I'll make an exception if you're cute

>> No.18812261

>>18812250
I don’t really think they act like that

>> No.18812286
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>>18812225
Now that’s a fine tit cow if I’ve ever seen one.

As for your point of inquiry, your only goal is to extract money from the simp. So, unless you’re a massive faggot you should keep it short and sweet!

>Some bullshit about how you’re new to the area
>”Venmo me and see what happens *Insert cringe emoji*

Sinple as. Happy hunting.

>> No.18812304

>>18812286
Thank you

>> No.18812313

>>18812246
Experimenting with your gayness? Not cool to do that to straight guys. Just download Grindr.

>> No.18812321
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>>18812261

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18812348

>>18812286
Is this good bro?

>> No.18812375

saved. might i inquire, who is this slampig?

>> No.18812388
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>>18812348
Excellent start, as for the Venmo clause:
“Venmo me and see what happens hehe”

This is a numbers game son, you want them to surrender the cash ASAP so you can move onto your next victim! If you’re not receiving cash after 4-5 messages you need to be more direct with your optics!

>> No.18812399

>>18812225
Are you going to try to make money from simps? you should go in at a 6/10, not fat, get the cash then ghost

>> No.18812414

>>18812399
Yeah, I’m only gonna try to make 100$ then I’ll go private for a week

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>>18812388
>>18812399
Follow the digits OP

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>>18812348
No that’s too on the nose. Change it to something like pic related

>> No.18813664

>>18812225
Feed me pizza & touch muh butt
**Not here for hookups**
hmu on sc: xxxCumDumpsterLovexxx

>> No.18813896

>>18812348
Lmfao this is peak roastie bio good job anon

>> No.18814230

>>18812225
AW FOOK ME LADS SHES A RIGHT PROPER SLAG YEAH

>> No.18814810

>>18812348
I love Tame Impala

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18814857

>>18814810
>you gotta go back

>> No.18815318

>>18814857
>Not lovin lonerism, pre innerspeaker, innerspeaker and a few songs of the slow rush like posthumous forgivness and lost in yesterday tame impala
Its ok to be a faggot, anon.

>> No.18815459

>>18812225
Have to be honest....BUILT FOR BBC

>> No.18815516

Who is the semen demon OP?

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>>18815459

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>>18815516
Sign up and I’ll tell ya, we both get a freebie stock.

https://join.robinhood.com/waynem230

>> No.18815705

>>18812225
fat man

>> No.18815790

>>18812321
built for BBC

>> No.18815825

>>18815790
why would she be on the british broadcasting channel? save your nonsense for:
>>>/tv/

>> No.18815849

>>18815692
abigailgershon on instagram, stop being a jew

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>>18815849

>> No.18816668

>>18812225
>>18815692
imagine her sitting on ur face and realising that fat chicks have fish market vaginas that ur virgin brain was not prepared for LOL

>> No.18816704

>>18812225
Some combination of star signs
"If you cant handle me at my worst"
Like to laugh/make me laugh
Traveling

>> No.18818019

>>18812225
yes