/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18804102]

balding edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/rape

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

>>18803108

[Anonymous No.18804109]

ELON YOU MOTHERFUCKER

[Anonymous No.18804122]

i love elon!

[Anonymous No.18804125]

>>18804102
I hope the market drops more, I missed buy in

[Anonymous No.18804127]

GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18804135]

>>18804109
The best timeline

[Anonymous No.18804153]

Somebody tell me AEO isn't going bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.18804171]

Currently got porn playing on my other monitor lads

[Anonymous No.18804178]

dont buy dips today lads, next week is going to be BLACKED

[Anonymous No.18804181]

Where's NFLX gonna be at next week?

[Anonymous No.18804214]

Elon is pretty based desu

[Anonymous No.18804220]

Jerome please...

[Anonymous No.18804251]

So I'm reading something like maybe Elon thinks he's about to get divorced, so he's going to ruin the valuation so she gets less?

[Anonymous No.18804288]

>>18804251
he's not married

[Anonymous No.18804353]

>>18804288
You’re not married

[Anonymous No.18804379]

>>18804353
you're gay and stupid, retard

[Anonymous No.18804382]

>>18804353
correct

but I do have a qt 3.14 gf

[Anonymous No.18804384]

>>18804353
Can I get married to you? <3

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18804407]

I just bought SPY calls, did I fuck this up?

[Anonymous No.18804455]

>>18804379
Why so mad my dude?

>>18804382
Hopefully she becomes your qt 3.14 wife

>>18804384
Of course, no gay stuff though :)

[Anonymous No.18804472]

>>18804407
When's the expiration? The crash isn't until the 21st.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18804540]

>>18804472
Monday.

[Anonymous No.18804560]

Maybe Elon's twitter has been hacked.
He's saying a lot of dumb shit.

[Anonymous No.18804604]

Who /barely affected/ here?

[Anonymous No.18804625]

GO HERE FIRST
>>18804141
>>18804141
>>18804141
>>18804141

RECYCLE THIS LATER

[Anonymous No.18804635]

Mumus: you have our permission to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18804649]

>>18804625
>:05
>:07
are you black

[Anonymous No.18805084]

MUSK IS SHIT POSTING HAHA THIS IS GREAT

[Anonymous No.18805111]

>>18804560
no they would have stopped it by now.

[Anonymous No.18805113]

Guys, I accidentally the whole top again
I cannot believe it
I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.18805136]

>not being all in on MVIS before they are bought my MSFT

whew

[Anonymous No.18805147]

musk called a guy a pedo cause he wouldn't use his tesla dipper or whatever the fuck. He's an edge lord billionaire off of government grants and retarded Reddit boot lickers buying his stock. He knows the entire things a fraud more than anybody.

[Anonymous No.18805234]

>>18804288
Grimes?

[Anonymous No.18805270]

WHY THE FUCK ARE TANKERS GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.18805327]

So Elon ruined TSLA stock again.
What's his endgame?
Also, I keep ignoring this chick but she won't stop messaging me. It's fucking annoying.

[Anonymous No.18805352]

MVIS is up 50%

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.18805359]

>>18804102
more like malding edition

[Anonymous No.18805368]

>>18805327
>What's his endgame?
Shitposting

[Anonymous No.18805373]

Help me out with GME what calls should I purchase?

[Anonymous No.18805385]

>>18804102
This is what happen when you don't post anime bulls, now you suffer

[Anonymous No.18805387]

>>18804472
why what makes you think that

[Anonymous No.18805388]

>>18805270
>Tfw DHT down 16% from when i bought

fffffffffffffffffff

[Anonymous No.18805407]

>>18805373
If you touch GME in any way, Burrey will eat your lunch

[Anonymous No.18805409]

>>18805373
wait for gibbs eom

[Anonymous No.18805419]

>>18805388
>>18805270
threadly reminder to HODL
earnings are tuesday and we hitting meme lines right now

[Anonymous No.18805431]

>>18805352
when do we dump /b/ros??

[Anonymous No.18805432]

I'm waiting for RTX earnings on Thursday to buy more.

[Anonymous No.18805441]

>>18805234
Theyre not married. Just "dating". Even though shes pregnant.

[Anonymous No.18805442]

Uhh, guys?
>Amazon extends remote work until at least Oct. 2
https://www.king5.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/real-time-updates-amazon-extends-remote-work-until-at-least-oct-2/281-f148a212-3c82-4f89-a173-0a18b9c5c5cb

[Anonymous No.18805454]

We need a pump and quickly

[Anonymous No.18805457]

Uhh anons?

[Anonymous No.18805461]

>>18804102
640?

[Anonymous No.18805466]

There's no denying it!

[Anonymous No.18805467]

>>18805442
Bezos already dumped his bags on AMZN whales. Now he gets to do what he thinks he needs to to go back to selling literal garbage to millions of people.

[Anonymous No.18805471]

I bought 750 of SAVE. Get fucked airlines

[Anonymous No.18805473]

>>18804125
this is just the start bro. we are going back don to chinatown. way past our previous low in march. might not happen today, or next week. but sometime this year we are going to bottom. reality is setting in as stupid robinhood fags and old boomer CEOs realize there is no hope of normality, no vaccine is coming, nobody is producing, consumerism is dead, and democrats are destroying the economy

[Anonymous No.18805476]

Make it stop

[Anonymous No.18805477]

>>18805457
show the rest

[Anonymous No.18805478]

>>18805457
What did you do

[Anonymous No.18805479]

>>18805431

Conference call next Friday

[Anonymous No.18805490]

>>18805477
You got me.

[Anonymous No.18805496]

>>18804127
No

[Anonymous No.18805498]

>>18805457
inb4 depositing 4k into an account that had 0.01 the previous day

[Anonymous No.18805515]

>>18805457
uavs just made a deal with amazon?

[Anonymous No.18805524]

>>18804122
Feels good, boys

[Anonymous No.18805523]

>>18805476
See you homos back at 220

[Anonymous No.18805530]

What is the consensus for may?

Are we going up from here as stores slowly reopen and people start going back to work?

Or are lockdowns going to be extended through the summer, everyone is staying indoors and capitalism is dead?

[Anonymous No.18805531]

Shill me GameStop

[Anonymous No.18805542]

DOW bros what is the ticker for it is it DOW also sell me on it, it seems interesting?

[Anonymous No.18805543]

>>18805531
It sucks don’t buy it

[Anonymous No.18805544]

>>18805523
I love this lil nigga

[Anonymous No.18805547]

>>18805530
Some states will reopen but it won't do anything to prevent the recession.

[Anonymous No.18805549]

>>18805530
You seem to think the market is tied to reality and not entirely speculative at this point and you are incedibly wrong

[Anonymous No.18805552]

>>18805352
>buy the top

[Anonymous No.18805554]

Based Elon looking out for goldchads

[Anonymous No.18805566]

bros we still have 20 oil tankers coming into texas

[Anonymous No.18805571]

>>18805530
going back up as we reopen from the nothingburger meme virus

[Anonymous No.18805580]

REMINDER
YOU ARE HERE

[Anonymous No.18805582]

Everything is red

[Anonymous No.18805586]

>2 red days going into a weekend
Doesn't matter how fake or dumb it might be. Jerome will load another bazooka

[Anonymous No.18805588]

>>18805530
the jig will finally be up, take advantage of this drop then GOLDEN BULL by june 1

[Anonymous No.18805591]

>>18805523

[Anonymous No.18805595]

>>18805476
based, fellow femdom poster

[Anonymous No.18805597]

I'm down $2000 on tesla now. It's going back up right?

[Anonymous No.18805599]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck me, I FOMO'ed back into XOM and now I am worried it is gonna drop again, why did I do that! I even dipped into margin to do it, why me why! Not balls deep into it, but went in enough!

>>18805566
Is this bullish for my tankers? Because this worries the shit out of me who just rebought XOM.

[Anonymous No.18805601]

>>18805566
There are literally hundreds of them sitting outside refineries right now, I don't know why politicians are making a big deal about like 20

[Anonymous No.18805605]

How many people rode the rally and are now riding the sell off?

Or did all the bulls lose their gains

[Anonymous No.18805607]

>>18805454
no, you children need to learn how to fend for yourselves. enough coddling from daddy jerome. its time you learn what life is like

[Anonymous No.18805609]

>>18805543
How’s this recovery sucky? Shorts are getting obliterated

[Anonymous No.18805610]

where can I find a 3D girl like this?

[Anonymous No.18805611]

I kinda wanna buy mro now? Is oil gonna pop again?

[Anonymous No.18805613]

>>18805597
No, Elon wants to tank Tesla sub 400 again so he can go private

[Anonymous No.18805621]

MY IRON HANDS WILL NEVER LET GO OF MY STONKS

[Anonymous No.18805625]

>>18805599
mm im gona respond to you cause your cute. some politicians want to turn them back to Iran!! They said tankers can be fulled absolutely by June awwooo. its up to the gubmint x3

[Anonymous No.18805631]

>>18805599
I think you're gonna be okay lil' bro.

[Anonymous No.18805635]

>>18805610
There are no 3D girls anon...

[Anonymous No.18805636]

Serious question: What would it take for a straight guy to date a gay guy, sex included or not. I mean in terms of lifestyle, money, etc.

[Anonymous No.18805637]

Is oil gonna tank again if more majors cut their dividends? Should I get into Defense, Chemical, or Nat gas?

[Anonymous No.18805645]

Fucking missed CVX

[Anonymous No.18805646]

>>18805352
OH NO NO NO NO NO

CALECOBROS
U GOT TOO COCKY

AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLLLLL

[Anonymous No.18805648]

>>18805610
In heaven, just shoot yourself

[Anonymous No.18805660]

>>18805636
wat

[Anonymous No.18805661]

>>18805621
Based. I won’t ever let strangers get their dirty hands on my babies.

[Anonymous No.18805672]

I bought the bottom

[Anonymous No.18805674]

>>18805636
1000 link

[Anonymous No.18805677]

>>18805610
You can’t, but you can find whores if you have the free cash flow.

>>18805582
Sell in meme, buy ice cream.

(Clorox is bright green)

[Anonymous No.18805682]

OH GOD IS DROPPING AGAIN

[Anonymous No.18805683]

>>18805605
it's called hedging you fucking mongoloid and yes the bulls are hedged because they aren't poor

[Anonymous No.18805684]

>>18805672
The guy I sold calls to literally lost 90% of his money in the last 4 hours

[Anonymous No.18805689]

>>18805636
Desperate faggot detected.

[Anonymous No.18805692]

>>18805636
50 million pennstocks

[Anonymous No.18805695]

*ahem*

now is the time to buy oil
also niggers

[Anonymous No.18805702]

TVIX is printing today. Question is: what will Monday bring? Certainly if I all in TVIX today futures will limit up over the weekend on news that sustainable fusion energy has been discovered or something equally stupid.

[Anonymous No.18805703]

>>18805621
>Tfw still holding 400 year old shares of the dutch east india company in my vault
I'll never sell!

[Anonymous No.18805705]

>>18805672
What bottom

[Anonymous No.18805707]

>>18804353
raped

[Anonymous No.18805709]

>>18805636
For me the gay guy would need to be a 10/10 trap with a bouncy ass and feminine personality so I can hide the fact they're a man from my family.

[Anonymous No.18805714]

Calls or puts on retail???

[Anonymous No.18805715]

>>18805695
based

[Anonymous No.18805718]

someone shill me on CODX

[Anonymous No.18805722]

SELL FANG LOOK AT WHAT CEO POSTED LAST NIGHT

[Anonymous No.18805725]

>>18805234
Even though she's crazy af imagine going from Amber Heard to Grimes.

[Anonymous No.18805729]

>>18805709
sheeeeiiiiittt

[Anonymous No.18805735]

>>18805599
>Is this bullish for my tankers? Because this worries the shit out of me who just rebought XOM.
Should have both in this times.
So both drop without reason and you lose money on everything instead.

[Anonymous No.18805736]

>>18805714
Both

[Anonymous No.18805741]

Well I managed to lose $0.50 but I got my feet wet with contingent orders.
I picked a stock, and from the price I bought in at I set a trigger to market sell if it went up a penny or more, and a second order to market sell if it went down a penny or more.
It feel more like modern investing to do this, and I feel a little silly thinking I can just sit here and watch the market all day.

[Anonymous No.18805744]

>>18805660
gay for pay is a thing

[Anonymous No.18805749]

>>18805636
Straight men don't date men. Quite sure that's what defines them

[Anonymous No.18805753]

Remember that one post I made about a megacap tech company posting bad earnings and starting a selloff?
Oh yeah, none of you faggots believed me.

[Anonymous No.18805756]

>>18805441
She’s pregnant, what an idiot. At least he was smart to not get divorce raped. I always find it funny that big brain nerds can get 100k salarys but fucking Cleatus, Jamal and Jose know how to actually get pussy

[Anonymous No.18805763]

>>18805725
cause look who the fuck amber heard is, she would scam him for the last buck

[Anonymous No.18805764]

>>18805741
Fees are going to kill you with such small moves. It should be a percent risk tolerance.

[Anonymous No.18805772]

>>18805636
50+ TIGRs

[Anonymous No.18805782]

>>18805722
just post it the source pls. i'm multitasking.

[Anonymous No.18805794]

Jerome or Bill Mitchell might straight up just strangle Musk

[Anonymous No.18805797]

>>18805625
That would be very bullish! When will they come to a decision? Can't be much longer than today or the weekend. If the government does turn them back then that is very bullish for tankerbros. Also bullish for oil companies. Weird. But thank you my educated cute friend! Perhaps I might have good news today or Monday after all, let's hope the government turns them back! Thank you.

>>18805631
Well, small loss so far. I guess it won't be a big deal if I can sell it back Monday for a small loss or something, maybe if it gains I keep. This irrational market just worries me. I do want to have XOM before divvy date, but the market suddenly has turned their back on oil.

>>18805735
That is how I felt today with both dropping. I still don't have my FANG anymore which is sad. Least I got a ton more of RTX at 60.5, so profits might come in there.

[Anonymous No.18805808]

>>18804604
I'm still in the green. But I have 0 tech stocks and everything is on TSX.

[Anonymous No.18805809]

what other oil stock should i be looking into other than the obvious RDSA and shit

[Anonymous No.18805810]

>>18805763
I know which is why I don't fault him, but in terms of physical attractiveness, its striking atleast for me.

[Anonymous No.18805819]

>>18804102
I need help with clarification. If I bought stock of a company that will be bought out, how much will I receive back? Say microvision, which trades at 50 cents and I bought a dollar worth which is two stocks worth. If Microsoft buys them, how much will I get back? I was under the impression that buyouts are not good for stock holders

[Anonymous No.18805827]

JESUS WHERE IS THE BOTTOM?

[Anonymous No.18805830]

>tech stocks

[Anonymous No.18805832]

>>18805808
But TSX60 is down like 5% in 2 days???

[Anonymous No.18805833]

NOOOOO NOT THE CRASHERINO THE LIMIT DOWN BAMBINO

[Anonymous No.18805837]

>>18805756
You don't have to be married to get divorce raped. All you have to do is "present to the world that you are married" and she can convince the courts to fuck you over. Never even speak to a woman

[Anonymous No.18805842]

>>18805808

REITS are getting RAPED

[Anonymous No.18805845]

>>18805827
The only bottom is 0.

[Anonymous No.18805847]

>>18805809
XOP has been on a tear lately

[Anonymous No.18805852]

>>18805832
I didn't buy anything 2 days ago.

[Anonymous No.18805863]

So.....SNSS....

[Anonymous No.18805869]

>>18805827
Retesting the March low, then slightly below that, maybe 1900-2000 on the SPX. No timeline to get there, though.

[Anonymous No.18805870]

>>18805809
PSX, HAL, ET
Inverse oil are: DHT and FRO
The first three will be months-year hold. The tankers need to be dumped the second there is more oil demand than supply + storage

[Anonymous No.18805871]

>>18805677
>>18805648
>>18805635
>>18805610
GUYS PLEASE MY PORTFOLIO IS DOWN AND I NEED HER TO SIT ON MY FACE

[Anonymous No.18805872]

>>18805531
They'll be bankrupt before 2025. This looks like a more aggressive Toys R Us. They wanted to keep open because they desperately need the revenue.

[Anonymous No.18805874]

>>18805819
Normally M$ would buy back all investors' stocks or convert them to M$ stocks (typically investors' choice, but depends on many factors) at the "fair market rate" (which can be whatever they decide around the time of the purchase, e.g. it could be $0.5 or it could be $0.4 or $1, but since it's too much trouble they'll usually go with the market average price at the time the deal is struck).

[Anonymous No.18805876]

>>18805764
I was worried about that at first, but I was willing to burn that cost just to reassure myself what things would actually happen. Although TDA has zero commission trades.

For more actual investments I'll either set some percentages or do the math myself and enter those manually.

[Anonymous No.18805878]

FUCK YOU MUMU
FUCK YOU BVLLKEKOLD

[Anonymous No.18805885]

>>18805753
dude i was the one to tell you about that in feb.

[Anonymous No.18805888]

>WHY ARE MY TECHERINOS GOING DOWN
>THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>TECHERINOS ARE QUARANTINO PROOFERINO
>THEYRE SUPPOSED TO DO WELL DURING WORK FROM HOMERINO
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.18805889]

>>18805869
>>18805845
>>18805830
this is bonkers

I thought we are already oversold

[Anonymous No.18805893]

>>18805819
Depends how much Microsoft pays for the stock. They probably won’t pay less than the current value although that can happen.

[Anonymous No.18805895]

Most of the sell off is affecting tech, which is abusrdly overvalued anyways.

Oil is not moving, due to reopening this month, but also being held back by divvy cuts and oversupply

Overall im not affected because i dont buy overvalued meme tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.18805896]

Anyone else here getting paid to play vidya, dabble in the market, and fuck their woman?

[Anonymous No.18805909]

>>18805895
>Overall im not affected because i dont buy overvalued meme tech stocks.
But the major indices do. Dow meanwhile has the albatross of Boeing around its neck.

[Anonymous No.18805915]

i just sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.18805918]

How do we save the economy while retaining spiritual purity? It's simple really.

The fact is that the people of the United States are now abandoning democracy, this perverse form of government, and appointing the great son of the USA, the Greatest son, to life-long president with unlimited power.

This is a solution that the whole world is moving towards with when the most successful countries today, Russia and China, are already dictatorship and very well run where people are happy and live in prosperity. They are more fortunate and live in better prosperity than those who have worn us through life in democracy. Democracy is a curse of Satan that has unfortunately adopted from Satan's own land; France.

When President Donald Trump becomes the eternal president and is followed by one of his children or his particularly intelligent son-in-law, Jared Kushner, the people of the United States will also experience personal happiness and prosperity. Then one of those conflicts that now rages in the US escapes.
The United States, through Donald Trump's eternal presidency and successors, will become God's blessed land.

So what will happen to the world?
There is no doubt that that every nation must choose a form of government based on knowledge and happiness for the country. Most of all, we need God's blessing.
Who other than Breitbart, Fox News and /pol/, in the last two years, has been completely right when it comes to the six biggest problems affecting the world, namely epidemics from the pharmaceutical mafia, lesbians and homosexuals, cultural Marxism, the climate bluff and the relationship with France?

As the pastors Jan Aage Torp, Fred Phelps and Rodney Howard-Browne have pointed out, it is therefore perfectly natural that the strongest in every state should take over the responsibility to govern the country. they has referred to Jair Bolsonaro, Rodrigo Duterte and Viktor Orbán.

[Anonymous No.18805919]

>>18805531
I wish they weren’t jews. They had the potential to put so many tade stores out of business but they decided to be jews. Where I am from everyone buys their games at a local franchise because they give you really good deals in trade credit or cash

[Anonymous No.18805924]

>>18805896
that's a nigger

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18805927]

some one give this limp dick market some viagra. I want to see it go up.

[Anonymous No.18805930]

>green line go up
>i buy
>green line go down
every time
go with the trend they said

[Anonymous No.18805931]

>>18805909
>albatross
>Boeing
I would trust exactly one of these on a transoceanic flight

[Anonymous No.18805932]

Im going all in on WPG.

[Anonymous No.18805936]

>>18805915
this is the /biz/ way

[Anonymous No.18805940]

>>18805896
Well just the first two :(

[Anonymous No.18805942]

>>18805869
>then slightly below that
No, and we'll back at 2400 in a few weeks. We're going down to 22k, and that's it.

[Anonymous No.18805943]

>>18805918
Now I do not actively seek to be protected by western states against Satan and his tenants by being recognized by western Christians who rule the world. But it is true that God's blessing on Europe and America overpowers everything else. It has shown us all over the past year.

So we are no stranger to forming a common front against democracy and that kind of Satanism with President Donald Trump and his family. This is also something that the United States itself wants it to happen. They will show the way for the rest of the world, and it's innocent people in distress.

And only then will the economy be saved.

[Anonymous No.18805945]

>>18805930
I sold thinking it would go down but now it went up

[Anonymous No.18805946]

I sold my 250 19/6 puts yesterday, like a coward, and I've missed on a 120% gain. Fok.

[Anonymous No.18805947]

>>18805531
Target is experimenting with game rooms in their stores. This would simultaneously destroy the local game stores and gamestop for good. The plans might be on pause since everything is fucky but its already staring into the Blockbuster abyss

[Anonymous No.18805952]

>>18805942
1700

[Anonymous No.18805953]

>>18805609
Because it’s artificial. GameStop has been in a death spiral since December

[Anonymous No.18805954]

>>18805930
They also said not to day trade.

[Anonymous No.18805956]

>>18805695
Buy NOG?

[Anonymous No.18805964]

>>18805931
Based Albatross

[Anonymous No.18805969]

>>18805954
thankfully i don't
ima hold this nigger for five years so actually i shouldn't give a fuck

[Anonymous No.18805974]

>>18805956
CLB and OII

[Anonymous No.18805975]

>>18804102
I'm here for anime tits and bear porn and im all out of bears

[Anonymous No.18805978]

DOW 25,000 confirmed for next Friday morning

[Anonymous No.18805979]

>>18805930
get MFI indicator, set it up, and watch on 5m when did you buy

[Anonymous No.18805991]

Imagine not making atleast 10% per day.

Anyone else make decent gains toady?

[Anonymous No.18805992]

WHY THE FUCK ARE CVE AND KOS DIPPING THEYRE NOT TECH YOU SPASTIC SHAREHOLDERS THEYRE FUCKING ENERGY COMPANIES LITERALLY THE SAFEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18805993]

Any thing oil/tanker related that dropped enough to warrant a buy?

[Anonymous No.18805995]

>>18805930
>go with the trend they said

who said? trend following died late 90's :)

[Anonymous No.18805994]

>>18805975
Got you covered senpai

[Anonymous No.18805998]

>>18805978
forgot muh meme lines

[Anonymous No.18806001]

>wait for the dip
>buy
>it dips more
>buy more
>it dips even more
>buy even more
>it dips even more
>try to buy even more
>NO FUNDS AVAILABLE
>it dips more
>margin call alarm
>don't sell
>it dips more
>it dips even more
[I'M HERE]
>it dips
>liquidation

you fucking got me

[Anonymous No.18806004]

Anybody else just constantly getting rammed in the ass by this gay ass market?

[Anonymous No.18806011]

>>18805993
DHT, earnings next week

[Anonymous No.18806014]

Car sales down 40-50% YoY depending on manufacturer.

[Anonymous No.18806016]

>>18805995
well, i'm old school
nice picture tho

[Anonymous No.18806020]

I hope you're not planning on hodling any equity after today, frens. Next week is going to be grim. Buy it back when it's cheaper.

[Anonymous No.18806023]

>>18806001
>liquidation
>it gets oversold and goes to ath

[Anonymous No.18806027]

>>18806004
yes. literally every play i make is wrong. it feels like crypto all over again. made like 500 percent gains on shorts before the FED started manipulating to make orange man look good.

[Anonymous No.18806029]

Whats Russel 2000 and how do i invest in it?

[Anonymous No.18806035]

>>18806004
yes im almost down 100%

[Anonymous No.18806040]

Why is GME green YOU ALL TOLD ME GME SUCKS

[Anonymous No.18806047]

>>18806004
mostly by my own gambling tendencies but im ready to quit before my -30% becomes -100%

[Anonymous No.18806051]

>>18806011
No offense bro but I feel like DHT is kinda a shill

[Anonymous No.18806052]

Hoping for one last bounce towards EOD so I can exit. Basing this on the fact that all the alarm bells in my head are going off saying to exit right the fuck now, so obviously its gonna go up by then. Monday is gonna suck regardless.

[Anonymous No.18806058]

AAAAAAAA
WHY IS EVERYTHING I DO WRONNGGG!!!!

>>18805994
>>18805975
Cute

[Anonymous No.18806059]

>>18806020
I might just do that. I’ve lost ~10% of the initial capital from this retarded clown market this week.
Might put £300 into DHT and just pull the rest until the market stops giving itself homemade lobotomies.

[Anonymous No.18806060]

>>18806040
Its literally the short squeeze of a decade. No one in GME is long. It is literally all TA and technical wizardry.

[Anonymous No.18806063]

>>18806029
1001-3000 companies
VTWO

[Anonymous No.18806064]

>>18806004
i've been all cash since march. i was already 50% cash since october. waiting for the recession then loading up on boomer stocks.

[Anonymous No.18806067]

Any thoughts on grabbing COF today?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18806075]

>>18806029
Them be small caps, I wouldn't touch it, some of them niggas is going bankrupt. IWM if you must.

[Anonymous No.18806082]

Why in the fuck is Zoom +0.32% today? Who are these fucking retards buying it right now.

[Anonymous No.18806083]

>>18806058
>That art style
Shit taste desu

Looks like some fat American girl made that

[Anonymous No.18806084]

>>18806060
So what calls should I buy? I kept asking and y’all said “don’t but unless you’re prepared to lose a lot of money...

[Anonymous No.18806094]

>>18806060
Kill yourself you massive brainlet

[Anonymous No.18806103]

>>18805942
We're in a recession and the road ahead of us by every metric is expected to be long and bumpy. All actions from all parties have subtly hinted at this. 2.2k is still a bull market. We would have only had a small correction due to the worst recession we've seen since the Great Depression. Does that sound likely to you?

[Anonymous No.18806113]

>>18806082
The same people who buy Tesla

[Anonymous No.18806118]

>>18806004
Im fine desu.
Its mostly a crab market, but premiums are quite high
Cant complain really.

[Anonymous No.18806121]

>>18806083
>making me stand up and walk to my computer for the good shit
fuck
you

[Anonymous No.18806123]

What the fuck is going on with Discovery $DISCB ?

[Anonymous No.18806129]

Bearish week coming?

[Anonymous No.18806132]

>>18805863
>SNSS
I'm not too worried about my SNSS shares, the whole market is in dump mode

cute yuri posting

[Anonymous No.18806131]

>>18806058
Why did her boobs vanish when she took off the mask

[Anonymous No.18806135]

>>18806051
you just asked to get shilled a stock, you get shilled

[Anonymous No.18806140]

>>18806121
Much better

[Anonymous No.18806143]

>>18806060
Michael Burry is for some reason. His reasoning is their business model is selling used disks and the PS5/Xbox will still use disks. Honestly the worst reasoning I’ve ever heard.
>Yo this dying business model will be profitable because it’s technically possible even though a vast majority of the population is moving to digital media

[Anonymous No.18806144]

What day is DHTs earnings?

[Anonymous No.18806146]

>>18806121
Thats.. better
I guess

[Anonymous No.18806147]

>>18806004
No I have made 2 grand off of 5 and usually what I do is take a grand and try to diversify into shit I think is safe and will probably recover and the obvious pump and dumps. Right now I'm only holding a grand worth of shares of BA and also a share of google. I have 5 grand sitting on the side right now trying to find another GALT pump and dump or something like that. It's too stressful to go all in on something.

[Anonymous No.18806148]

>>18805597
why would a worthless company with closed factories and no customers with disposable income go up?

[Anonymous No.18806150]

>>18805998

[Anonymous No.18806155]

>not holding any tech stock
>tech has “”””disappointing”””” earnings for a fucking worldwide lockdown
>every single fucking non-tech stock decides to collectively ram a shotgun in its mouth and pull the trigger
For what purpose?

[Anonymous No.18806156]

>>18806144
Tuesday next week

[Anonymous No.18806157]

>>18806011
Should we long this until July or August?

[Anonymous No.18806159]

>>18806146
I like the idea of cute girls being lewd under the masks

[Anonymous No.18806161]

>>18806144
i bet google knows

[Anonymous No.18806166]

>>18805636
nigga u gay

[Anonymous No.18806173]

>>18806155
Because this fake ass market was being propped up by idiots that shifted their money from non-tech to tech

[Anonymous No.18806176]

>>18806084
smg is retarded. It has a severe case of dunning kruger arrogance and cope. To answer your question. Jan '21 strike somewhere between 10-25.

[Anonymous No.18806177]

>>18806161
Google doesn’t force some shmuck to type an answer.

[Anonymous No.18806178]

>>18806001
Learn fucking TA.

[Anonymous No.18806185]

*raises glass*

A toast! A toast to TVIX!

Press T to toast

[Anonymous No.18806192]

>>18806103
>2,9k to 2,2k
>small correction
We're talking about dow being down 25% from earlier in the year, after a retracement from -35%.
>All actions from all parties have subtly hinted at this.
What are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.18806195]

>>18805702
monday might go up again causing tvix to crash. the market is cyclical, short term we will go up and down but we will see lower and lower lows until we drop to SPY $150 as the economy implodes by next spring

[Anonymous No.18806196]

T-T-THE <PRINT> BUTTON.... THE <PRINT> BUTTON IS GONE!

[Anonymous No.18806198]

>>18806159
Ok

[Anonymous No.18806200]

Looks like the tanker dream is over. Get out now or hope for a small bump next week?

[Anonymous No.18806201]

>>18806185
T

[Anonymous No.18806203]

*raises glass*

A toast! A toast to SPXS!

Press T to toast.

[Anonymous No.18806204]

>>18806084
>>18806176
IV is not the best currently but should it squeeze it will go up anyway.

[Anonymous No.18806207]

>>18806148
but anon, I saw his satellites the other night!

[Anonymous No.18806211]

I think that we'll hit 300, and I'm a bear

[Anonymous No.18806216]

>>18806196
B-BAKANA! THE PRINT BUTTON! WHO COULD HAVE TAK... ELOOOOOONNN!

[Anonymous No.18806220]

>>18806004
Only on the stuff I bought on an impulse.
The positions I actually sat down and thought about before buying are doing fine.

[Anonymous No.18806222]

*raises glass*

A toast! A toast to SQQQ!

Press T to toast.

[Anonymous No.18806223]

>>18806200
Strong buy signal.

[Anonymous No.18806230]

>>18805842
time to buy a little bit

[Anonymous No.18806238]

>>18806083
I concur the art is shit

[Anonymous No.18806243]

What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.18806246]

>>18805460
>>18805774
>>18805890
I could just drink these anime bitches right up!

[Anonymous No.18806249]

>>18806207
i did too,they are super cool and a wonder to see honestly

[Anonymous No.18806255]

>>18806200
>thinking it's enough to get rid of the surplus
>still no demand

buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18806258]

wish boeing would hurry up and react appropriately to the fucking news

[Anonymous No.18806264]

>>18806200
What a fucking dipshit. How is oil production slowing (priced in) going to negatively affect tankers who are making absolute bank holding oil for facilities that can't take any more because demand is 0?

[Anonymous No.18806266]

>>18806246
The cows got out again, huh?

[Anonymous No.18806272]

>>18806011
Is 50 shares too much?

[Anonymous No.18806274]

>>18806238
At least they're not posting dyke shit.

[Anonymous No.18806281]

>>18806264
he just wants to force it down to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.18806289]

>>18806001
Friend, we aren't bears, we aren't bulls, we are pigs for the slaughter

[Anonymous No.18806290]

Do I have the balls to hold TVIX over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.18806294]

>>18805473
>Stupid Robinhood fags
I'm not stupid. You're stupid, stupid

[Anonymous No.18806296]

>>18806198
>akko
>a scratcher
Seems unfitting, still hot

[Anonymous No.18806300]

>>18806198
What genre is this? Like my fetish is seeing the results right after sex with the couple tired as fuck

[Anonymous No.18806302]

>>18806290
Yeah this isn't the beginning of lockdown kid.

[Anonymous No.18806306]

WHY ARENT YOU SHORTING INTEL FELLOW REDDITORS

[Anonymous No.18806317]

>>18806290
The market might cool off over the weekend or it might want to drop off even further. I'd say buy some but not go all in. It's still leveraged you know

[Anonymous No.18806327]

>>18805473
>no vaccine
That's not even the problem, it's people not going to work and living life normally because they have been tricked into thinking there is airborne AIDS floating around. FUCKING DUMBASSES

[Anonymous No.18806333]

2825 2825 2825 2825 2825 2825

[Anonymous No.18806337]

I'm not worried about monday. Gonna open up green. Always does after a nasty red day. Especially when helped by retardation like Musky

[Anonymous No.18806338]

>>18806290
if I bit her, would she die?

[Anonymous No.18806340]

>>18806306
AMD and Intel are both overvalued. But AMD much more so.

[Anonymous No.18806344]

>>18806306
>as an engineer

dropped

[Anonymous No.18806345]

>>18806306
Cause they lost me money today

[Anonymous No.18806350]

>>18806192
>Small correction.
Yeah, it's rather large, but I meant that in the case that bulls are claiming, compared to the situation we're in, it would be minor should the markets ignore it all together and continually go up.

>What are you talking about?
Companies slashing dividends or outright canceling them means that they expect a longer recovery ahead, as most prominently shown by RDS. The Fed keeping low interest rates for an unknown time into the future means they're attempting to spur economic growth and recovery. Without any forward looking guidance on when they might be raised again, it's possible that they also expect a longer than portrayed recovery. Productivity isn't expected to recovery until the end of next year, at the earliest, and there's significant negative risks. Sectors, like air travel, have indicated that they've suffered a blow that will take years (I believe they pegged 5+) to recovery from. Banks have been hoarding unprecedented levels of cash in preparation for widespread defaults. The SMB loan/grant program ran out of initial funding within a week, and Congress had to rush to get additional funding approval out the door. The program itself has been plagued with delays, money going to places it should (large corporations), and the number of acceptances vs total applications is vastly disproportionate.

This is what we're dealing with. Hope for the best, but people are clearly preparing for the worst.

[Anonymous No.18806353]

>>18806290
I am. It's not going to ruin me

[Anonymous No.18806357]

>>18805515
Yeah, and Microsoft is about to buy mvis

[Anonymous No.18806359]

Are we gapping down on Monday or back up? I can't tell if these lines form a left leaning cunny or a right.

[Anonymous No.18806383]

>>18806300
No idea m8
>>18806296
I was surprised when Bloom into you switched gear and made the alpha girl bottom
>>18806337
Yeah. I also see this as a one day event. My strategy will be to buy back my covered calls EOD and then write more on monday.
Seems like the best option for me.

[Anonymous No.18806384]

>Green benis become red benis :-DDDD

Ged fugged bulls :-D

No bull surj!

[Anonymous No.18806392]

>>18806338
4 U

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.18806398]

>>18806359
who fucking knows... this whole biden cunny grabbing meme is going to control the news cycle. I can't tell if it's bullish or bearish. Probably crabs since cunny.

[Anonymous No.18806399]

bros what if ELON was 800 IQing us...
All of the people who pulled out of Tesla have to go somewhere...hes spreading the wealth

[Anonymous No.18806400]

You know what I’m gonna hold over the weekend. KOS and CVE both aren’t tech so they should go back up when the market takes control back from its mong brother and realises that non-tech companies aren’t tech companies and as such shouldn’t be subjected to the greed of Silicon Valley shareholders.

[Anonymous No.18806404]

What just happened? I already rolled over my calls to next week
RRRREEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.18806411]

>>18806300
Like this anon?

[Anonymous No.18806415]

>>18805442
Have a feeling many software firms will continue remote for awhile. Several more months atleast.

[Anonymous No.18806416]

>online metal dealers are almost out of stock in gold & silver
online metal dealers are almost out of stock in gold & silver
>online metal dealers are almost out of stock in gold & silver
online metal dealers are almost out of stock in gold & silver
>online metal dealers are almost out of stock in gold & silver
online metal dealers are almost out of stock in gold & silver

[Anonymous No.18806419]

>>18806399
Elon just got a $720M bonus that is mandated to be used to buy TSLA shares. He is FUDding it before he buys. Pretty fucking obvious for anyone doing basic research

[Anonymous No.18806432]

>>18806399
Into Zoom >:)

[Anonymous No.18806437]

>>18806359
hmmm good question
I'd like to know

where's the TA geniuses?

[Anonymous No.18806442]

shlomopumpf is in deep denial. He thinks his little closure shit is effective when the reality is this shit is going to kill a bunch of people and then be over just like swine flu. Fucking clown should drink bleach and die for crashing the GREAT ECONOMY EVER.

[Anonymous No.18806445]

>>18806416
Source is needed for that anon.

[Anonymous No.18806449]

Vacation bred
>>18806343
>>18806343

[Anonymous No.18806462]

>>18806442
ORANGE MAN BAD

*laughter*

Orange
*gasp*
MAN
*GASP*
BAD!!!!
*LAUGHTER*

>>18806445
go to online retailers for precious metals.

[Anonymous No.18806467]

>>18806306
Because shorting based off speculation of fundamental problems with a company is a bad idea. In order to make a profit you have to betting that they’re either A, going to be exposed extremely quickly, or B, going to make zero innovations and not follow general upwards market trends before they’re eventually exposed.

It’s extremely risky my dude, even if you’re right.

[Anonymous No.18806476]

>>18806437
looks like that artist like older sisters and mommies

[Anonymous No.18806499]

>Zoom +1.41%
WHO
THE
FUCKING
FUCK

[Anonymous No.18806501]

>swedens having a bad time
>DRINK BLEACH
as a patriot i fucking hate this orange clown

[Anonymous No.18806519]

>>18806411
No she looks more happy and in love than completely exhausted

[Anonymous No.18806522]

>>18806416
Good. Fucking useless investment for boomers who are scared by talk radio ads.

[Anonymous No.18806525]

>>18806143
Admit it.
You can't even read a balance sheet and then you go around claiming to know shit about stocks.

[Anonymous No.18806530]

>>18806290
Holding VXX call weeklies over the weekend. Still a good ways to go down before the first real bounce.

[Anonymous No.18806544]

>>18806501
>E booght?
>doomp eet. zen activate ze delegates.

[Anonymous No.18806548]

>>18806499
I know right?

[Anonymous No.18806571]

>>18806058
I hope you're broke now, faggot.

[Anonymous No.18806573]

>>18806499
I just want to know how their business generates income. Like even discord has stupid ass stickers and shit.

[Anonymous No.18806591]

DISCB
why does this shit keep on happening and how can i learn about it earlier...

[Anonymous No.18806592]

>>18806573
i bet they sell data to the chinese.

[Anonymous No.18806595]

WTF GME

[Anonymous No.18806618]

LBTYB

[Anonymous No.18806620]

>>18806519
So you want something more like after a workout rather than an afterglow, correct?

[Anonymous No.18806634]

>>18806525
I never claimed to. He’s investing off speculation that the company will do well despite its full commitment to a dying industry. Don’t have to study the economy for years to know that’s stupid.

[Anonymous No.18806635]

>>18806595
Yes wtf do I do?

[Anonymous No.18806648]

>>18805136
They’re still sitting at like $.45 but fuck you really tempting me, I fell for UAVS so I’m a bit skeptical

[Anonymous No.18806656]

>>18806634
>Yes, I'm a brainlet. What gave it away?
What happened to my smg?

[Anonymous No.18806665]

>>18806082
2 % now. Wtf

[Anonymous No.18806687]

>>18806656
I think we have another month of this.

[Anonymous No.18806737]

>>18806294
i dont mean you, i mean the eTHots and nu-investors

[Anonymous No.18806763]

>>18806656
How am I wrong about GameStop? What makes GameStop profitable? Their revenue fell 25% Q4 last year

[Anonymous No.18806764]

>>18806306
itd make more sense to short AMD

[Anonymous No.18806783]

anyone emember the liberty trip advisor shenanigans from a couple weeks back?

[Anonymous No.18806791]

Someone just bought a ton of WKHS.

[Anonymous No.18806795]

Oil goes up and up.
Energy S&P down 5%
Complete detached from reality.
I’m amazed.

[Anonymous No.18806807]

holy fuck i can't believe this dude is the fucking head of my state's health department just kill us all already

[Anonymous No.18806829]

>>18806807
kek i remember seeing this on tv and thinking "whew lad"

[Anonymous No.18806868]

>>18806795
it's been doing this for a month now.

[Anonymous No.18806871]

>>18806807
>it's real
lmao

[Anonymous No.18806897]

>>18806687
All these newfags need to fucking leave.

[Anonymous No.18806911]

>>18805956
Way ahead of you

[Anonymous No.18806921]

>>18806871
>>18806807
I'm convinced blue states will bankrupt themselves enforcing draconian lockdown measures while other states open, which will cause a flood of people to go to the open states when they realize how fake and gay this shit is.

[Anonymous No.18806936]

>>18806807
>Gender re-assignment surgery is now mandatory for all boys under the age of 5 who have ever played with Barbie dolls

[Anonymous No.18806992]

>>18806737
>>18806897
I wonder how much of this is simp money.
Are E-thots good for efficient economies because they employ otherwise unproductive money?
>thinky.png

[Anonymous No.18807024]

>>18806763
cashflow, curent valuation, cash&equivalents,real estate ownership, debt maturity. There's nothing that suggests that gme will go bankrupt in the next 5 years and a lot of room to cut costs. It's insanely undervalued. Of course it's not a investment into the future but it's a easy double from here even without the huge short float and activists pressure. Give it to you, the board of directors is incompetent and eventually malevolent but that's what the activists and Reggie are for.

[Anonymous No.18807038]

>>18806992
>Are E-thots good for efficient economies
No. That's money that could've gone to robo waifus.

[Anonymous No.18807053]

>>18806992
Your bitch needs to work out or something

[Anonymous No.18807074]

>>18806274
yuri is patrician and redpilled

[Anonymous No.18807250]

How do penny stocks differ from crypto? Am I allowed to trade in weekends and sell whenever I want to or I have to set a date for when I sell them and I can't touch them till then?

[Anonymous No.18807282]

How can I buy -40$ oil? or that wasn't available for stocks?

[SNSS Anon !!lISPG3KoU3m No.18807291]

>>18805863
It's not pumping before a catalyst like it has every time it dumped on a catalyst. So I'm taking that as a good sign

[SNSS Anon !!lISPG3KoU3m No.18807313]

>>18805930
Try buying when line go down, and selling when line go up.

[Anonymous No.18807357]

>>18807291
>lISPG3KoU3m
That's not your trip

[Anonymous No.18807374]

>>18807291
You know you can always sell and move somewhere else, right?

[Anonymous No.18807376]

>>18806648
It’s still cheap enough to get some profit. If it keeps getting shilled then it’ll at least pump a little. Just get it and set a stop loss. That’s what I did with Uavs and doubled my money

[Anonymous No.18807459]

RTX bros are we going to make it next week or are we tanking to merger levels? I'm scarred man I thought UTX exposure to airlines wouldn't have messed us up but its starting to be a pain in the ass.

[Anonymous No.18807732]

>>18807459
Earnings come out next thursday.

[Anonymous No.18807799]

>Elon Musk
that mf has the main character of deus ex 1 as his profile pic on twitter