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>> No.18803123

Tesla more like Tulsa hahaha

>> No.18803128

>>18803115
ceo dumping on bagholders

>> No.18803130

>he trusted a South African

https://youtu.be/6CqdrbWVg_M?t=32

>> No.18803133
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I only respect cunny, bros.

>> No.18803136

Everything about TSLA stock is a shitcoin.

>> No.18803139
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>>18803133
>Megumeme

>> No.18803144

MVIS CHADS RISE UP

>> No.18803148
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>>18803087
KEK. THIS SHIT IS GOING TO LOSE 50%

>> No.18803152

around africAns never relax

>> No.18803156

2 minutes after I sold my Tesla put, +$2000 if I had just gone to cook some eggs instead

>> No.18803157

>TSLA dumping


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18803158
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18803158

threadly reminder to HODL

>> No.18803159
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18803159

we live in a society

>> No.18803172
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18803172

>FOMO'd myself into buying FRO today at the literal top

>> No.18803178
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18803178

Why are white South Africans so wildin', this dude is a literal psycopath

>> No.18803179
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18803179

REAL ESTATE CRASH COMING NEXT EVERYONE CASHING OUT BOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.18803183
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>>18803139
Aqua is a baka and would defiantly buy the top

>> No.18803187
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>>18803136
I honestly think it will be one of the great investments of this century long term. Short term it is a shit coin though and Id rather stay away.

Also imagine the day that Musk lets us buy Starlink stock.
It will be the week we can all retire.

>> No.18803191

>>18803108
Love the tights, bored of yuri.
>>18802939
Ah, did they have you work from home? My relatives in Italy are still stuck in their homes.

>> No.18803195

i was down 2k on a tesla call now its worthless and im down 5k
how is this legal

>> No.18803199
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18803199

Can you imagine being a board member/major shareholder for Tesla and have the CEO tell the world bullshit that tanks the company ~6% in minutes? Just remove the nutjob already, let him fiddle in the non-public space company

>> No.18803204

>>18803179
maybe he's selling all possessions to raise money to buy the TSLA he just tanked

>> No.18803205

Reposting

>>18802939
>AXP is levered to tits compared to Visa and MC
Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.

>> No.18803206

>>18803199
What's the SEC gonna do, remove him again?

>> No.18803209

Is shit about to hit the fan?

>> No.18803210

>>18803179
Elon is just getting ready to suicide. He knows the Tesla accounting fraud can't be covered up much longer

>> No.18803215

pasta from this morning

>next week
>4th of may
>IHS PMI market index of aprel
>Sentis index for may
>PMI markit brazil
>US industrial orders for march
>bonduelle results, Oneo results
>berkshire hathaway T1, ferrari T1

>5th of may
>PMI IHS CIPS index for april
>french commercial deficit
>ISM index
>AXA Q1, BNP Q1,Europcar Q1,TOTAL Q1,Chrysler Q1, disney Q1, hugo boss
>Air liquide general assembly

>6th of may
>US decision on monetary policy
>brazil commercial numbers
>Arkema Q1,BMW,Paypal,Hyatt,Aperam
>Thales general assembly

>7th
>Japan monetary base
>monetary policy of japan
>PMI caixin of russia

anything to add?
>German industrial production
>French commercial deficit
>monetary policy of UK
>US unemployment
>Nintendo Q1,Puma,Continental,Bombardier,

>8th
>Japan PMI jinbun
>germany current balance

>> No.18803216

>>18803195
>Calls on TSLA after a 300 dollar gain in stock in a period of a couple of weeks
BASED ELON

>> No.18803217

>Elon told the traders to lower the stock price and they actually did it, absolute madmen

>> No.18803218

>>18803108
>Pantyhose
Nice

>> No.18803219

>>18803195
It's not actually legal.

>> No.18803224

Tesla cultist get what they fucking deserve.

>> No.18803225

>>18803195
>>18803156
Duality of Man

>> No.18803227

Idea: Buy TSLA calls for when Elon announces that his Twitter got hacked

>> No.18803228
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>>18803130
Based

>> No.18803234

>>18803108
Guess who's back

Back again

Bobo's back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back

>> No.18803238

>>18803199
>have literally any else in charge of the company
>stock remains at $30 for its entire existence
heh

>> No.18803245
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18803245

>VIX looking ready to break out
You didn't think the volatility was over, did you?

>> No.18803246

>S&P breaking down into new daily lows after Elon's tweet

lmao I can't even

>> No.18803254
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18803254

ah we missed the opportunity for one of the TSLA OP images

>> No.18803263

It's over for the usa

>> No.18803268

Looking to buy more tanker long calls, what's the play? Already holding NAT for 5/15 and DHT 12/18.

>> No.18803272

>>18803216
i was truly expecting it to reach past 1k this time in this absolute clownmarket
almost went short but it's literally a gamble

>> No.18803273

I vote for "crabbing" to be renamed to "algo wobble"

>> No.18803283

Tanker bros.... Will we be okay?

>> No.18803284

>>18803156
>he did not know the future
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAAHHAHAAH

>> No.18803291
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18803291

these are from when TSLA was sub-300 last year

>> No.18803292

>>18803179
Has his new wife already driven him mad??? Or did he just smoke too much reefer this morning?

>> No.18803294
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18803294

I would bet my RDSB stock on Musk being behind over 90% of bobo posting on /biz/

>> No.18803296

>>18803272
BVLLKEK got rekt

>> No.18803297

>>18803199
if Elon wasnt there, most people wouldnt even hear of that company.
If Elon died, their stocks would half

>> No.18803299
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>>18803108
I like this artist.
>>18803133
you do good work too my friend

>>18803139
>actually worst girl
even YunYun...

>>18803205
>Keep in mind that AXP is technically a bank whereas Visa and Master Card are processors.
wow then fuck AXP

>> No.18803301

>>18803133
Based

>> No.18803302

>>18803206
I don't know about SEC, I think they will leave it up to the board members because it poses a major risk for the company and their tens of thousand of employees

>> No.18803303

>Told people to buy $700 puts in Tesla expiring today
>Nobody listened, not even myself
Bros we’d all be millionaires if we took my advice

>> No.18803304

Has Elon Musk lost his mind?

>> No.18803310
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18803310

Looking good so far.

>> No.18803311

Curious: new tires swing trading. This is when I need to be all cash right? One week in and I already rekt myself. Trying to take the gun away from my head right now

>> No.18803314

>>18803283
see
>>18803158

>> No.18803315

>>18803254
>>18803291
based

>> No.18803320

musk is based stocks will go down until the commie governors are raped and killed

>> No.18803322

>>18803191
>Ah, did they have you work from home?
we're gonna have a week in office now then probbly 3 more weeks HO, I dont work with clients so my "inner" departments work is not affected much, if anything its been easier to contact managers on skype
Funny but Corona chan actually helped us speed up online learning and few day to day processes, meetings are way faster

>> No.18803330

>>18803302
Tesla is a speculative/hype stock dude, removing Elon would be like removing Steve Jobs because he thinks eating fruit cures cancer

>> No.18803338

>>18803283
Yes. Hold and buy the dip

>> No.18803344

Based Elon pumping my gold position

>> No.18803345

>>18803205
yeah I'll need to consider it now, might have to rethink AXP if I have too much free money some day

>> No.18803346

>>18803273
but crab is an animal like a bull or a bear
I like algo wobble, it sounds cool, but it isn't an animal

>> No.18803349

>>18803304
He never had one. Why is anyone surprised Musk made a retarded and illegal statement on Twitter about Tesla. He does this shit all the time

>> No.18803356

>>18803303
>Not listening to the voices in your head
Fatal mistake
If I am able to murder that girl because of them, you are able to buy some options.

>> No.18803360

>>18803172
still better than my average cost

>> No.18803362

>>18803263
Not so fast pajeet

>> No.18803367

Based Muskman tanking the markets and making gold go up. My miners are printing money for me today.

>> No.18803368
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18803368

>Stoch and MACD on BUY
>still falling

>> No.18803369

>>18803304
Maybe he browses /smg/ kek

>> No.18803370

>>18803311
this just means you fucked up size of your positions
classic mistake, done this many times, actually still doing it sometimes when I get too cocky

>> No.18803371

Oh fuuuuck we're testing the 200 HR MA on the S&P

>> No.18803374

>>18803330
Maybe it could have healthy growth and become a real company then. Having a personality inflate the value of the stock just creates a bubble

>> No.18803379
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18803379

ELON TELLING IS TO BUY RTX
https://mobile.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256243674268098561
FUCK MY WALLET DADDY

>> No.18803383

any oilers?

>> No.18803390
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>>18803349
It just seems real odd

>> No.18803392

Last thread there were talks about ta, prings book 'technical analysis explained' and this vid have helped me immensely
://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T-HkyhZCLOw

>> No.18803393

>>18803346
Hmm, you have a point there

>> No.18803398

>>18803172
Buy high
Sell low
That's how you make it

>> No.18803401
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18803401

LINE UP AND SHILL ME TODAY BOYS

TECH
CHEAPIES
WHATEVER

>> No.18803409
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18803409

What the fuck is going on with RTX?! Why?! I don't have cash on hand to buy more because it is tied in oil, but I am deathly scared to sell oil in case it recovers today or flies up Monday. Wtf is going on today really at all, places are opening and this is literally the single best most good news day we have had since pandemic has started. This makes absolutely no sense to sell now of all times and unlike normal when I am afraid stocks are going to go down the next day if I buy, today I am petrified stocks will go back up as they should if I sell. Why the fuck didn't Bobo strike during the 3 weeks of rallying on bad news and waits until the single best day there is to start the sell off.

>> No.18803416

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1256243674268098561

rip tesla calls

>> No.18803423

ETbros

how high are you expecting the price to go? Should I get out now and buy another dip?

>> No.18803424

>>18803390
dude's got cabin fever
basically he made the first two posts to get attention on himself, then launched into a FREE THE PEOPLE speech

>> No.18803431

>>18803390
Must be strange being a billionaire. Maybe he snorted too much coke off that ugly pop star's ass this morning?

>> No.18803432
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18803432

Elon doing it again

>> No.18803435
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18803435

Okay, this is epic.

>> No.18803436
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>>18803368
I really fucking hate you. Last couple days all you do is shittalk me when I post about technicals and fundamentals pointing to a dip/correction/crash and today you have the fucking gallon to show your face. People like you think you are smart because you hold popular stocks long term. You're just a mediocre investor who posts nothing of merit or interest, and you're waifu is shit.

>> No.18803438

>>18803349
OY VEY!

>> No.18803449

>>18803401
Tesla as of about 30 mins ago lel

>> No.18803450
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>>18803390
blessed
freedom loving american

open my country back up
bring back manufacturing
50% tariffs on all chinky products

>> No.18803454

>>18803390
I kinda am thinking he was hacked this time

>> No.18803456

GUYS WHEN DO THE PRINTERS START, I NEED MY MONEY BACK HURRY UP JEROME BEFORE I GET MARGIN CALLED

>> No.18803457

When your down 7 dollar but up 77 dollars. How the hell do you guy do this with large amounts of money must be stressful.

>> No.18803458

>>18803401
IAG and KGC, junior gold miners with ERs coming in early next week.

>> No.18803460

>AUY is climbing again
Finally. Hurry and break $5 already you beautiful bitch.

>> No.18803463

>>18803379
>Selling all physical posessions
>This Tweet
Oh my god Trump is gonna declare war against Venezuela or China isn't he

>> No.18803465

NO NO NO I BOUGHT $1000 CALLS FOR TESLA MINUTES BEFORE HE TANKED THE STOCK, IM RUINED

>> No.18803466

>>18803424
he's literally not wrong. this kikedown is the gayest shit to ever happen to america. It's a flu that kills old people sightly more.

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>>18803423
all the way to the moon

>> No.18803471

>one mans tweet moves entire market -1%
>not even president
everything is overvalued

>> No.18803480
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>>18803449
I have telsa at 489

>> No.18803483

>>18803471
>thinking it was tweet
Exactly like the cattle he's aiming for.

>> No.18803484

Imagine if you picked up 5/1 700P for .09. Jesus. I should really start following these volatile CEOs and Drumpf on Twitter

>> No.18803487

>>18803299
Well, the difference between other banks/consumer finance companies is that AXP processes its own transactions whereas Visa takes a cut from COF, Chase, etc. So AXP really makes the most off of each card swipe since they retain 100% of the merchant fees.

>>18803345
Personally, AXP is my favorite credit card company and their clientele is generally wealthier and larger businesses so they tend to be less price sensitive.

>> No.18803489

>>18803466
TRU

>> No.18803497

>>18803454
if it was any other billionaire sure, but he's John McAfee levels of certified looney

>> No.18803501

>>18803423
waiting for the earnings pump to sell, but if you are doing it for divvies just buy more and hold forever

>> No.18803502

>>18803431
>Must be strange being a billionaire. Maybe he snorted too much coke off that ugly pop star's ass this morning?
I go back and forth. Is she cute? Or not? Certainly to much clown makeup usually, but otherwise cute. FUCK I JUST CAN'T DECIDE

>> No.18803503

ELON
PLEASE
STOP

>> No.18803508

>>18803299
k normie

>> No.18803509
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TANKER CHADS
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>> No.18803511

>>18803468
I bought in at $5.93

>> No.18803513
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>>18803108
JEROOOOOOOOOOME YOU WORTHLESS NIGGER

>> No.18803514

>>18803297
>>18803330
I honestly don't think so, that was the case a few years ago but for the past year he have only been trouble for the company while his people pushed the company forward in other countries and even China through the "trade war". Let him do the space shit while working at Tesla on the side, he doesn't have to disappear completely.. but place him on the side lines doing interviews and shit, so the stock might not react so harsh to his drugged up tweets

>> No.18803516

TSLA will tank for good if Elon is moved to being only CEO of starlink or the SEC just outright bans him from being on the board at all.

>> No.18803519

>>18803487
wealthier individuals*

>> No.18803521

this asshole on CNBC wearing a mask with 0% effectiveness

>> No.18803522

bro WHAT THE FUCK happen to tesla ???

>> No.18803524
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18803524

>all those tsla shitters itt

>> No.18803527

>TSLA tanking to under $700

bravo elon

>> No.18803530
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18803530

imagine having such a huge cock that you decide to tank your OWN company's stock and lower your net worth by BILLIONS

kind of incredible actually wow

>> No.18803532

>>18803521
seething

>> No.18803533

>>18803158
I have DHT 05/15 8c, FRO 06/19 9c and TNP 06/19 5c. To Da Moooooon! If it keeps going down I'm just buying more calls.

>> No.18803534
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.18803541

>>18803409
Sell the news, and the chart is abysmal. The reality that the economy isn't going to have a quick recovery will be reflected in the market sooner or later, too. We are walking on a tightrope at these prices and it's much easier for a firm to take profits and initiate a big sell off, than for a firm to initiate a rally.

>> No.18803552

>>18803534
All worthwhile dividend stocks except tankers are dead in the water for the foreseeable future and with very few exceptions (like PSI).

>> No.18803556

>>18803390
Maybe he wants to be the next republican president

>> No.18803562

>>18803530
*to buy more shares at a lower price

I like Elon, but he's either retarded or retarded when it comes to tweeting about stock issues. SEC gonna ream him a new one and possibly send him to prison if he tries buying this dip

This is nothing less than price manipulation

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>>18803435
My poor fucking sides

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nigs what the FUCK is going on right now

>> No.18803570
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18803570

Jesus Christ someone could have gotten extremely wealthy if they bought at .12

>> No.18803571

So why is tesla doomping

>> No.18803573

>>18803534
based divvies

>> No.18803575

>>18803562
>SEC gonna ream him a new one and possibly send him to prison if he tries buying this dip
he was the one who sold

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>> No.18803577

Why the FUCK are my oil stocks tanking if oil is UP?

>> No.18803579

>>18803530
Market valuations are a meme.
You should only trust the books.

>> No.18803580
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>>18803108
Haha we're all fucked

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>>18803534
you're based brother but a ton of companies have been cutting divvies and it's concerning

>> No.18803585

Go long TVIX and TMF fucking now.

>> No.18803587

New strategy everyone. Whenever Elon speaks, we buy puts. We'll be rich within a week.

>> No.18803589

imagine being the guy who fomo'd tesla at 900 and elon pulls this shit

>> No.18803591

What some good bargains that will shoot back up to pre covid days?

>> No.18803597

>>18803370
So basically instead of 3 or 4 sizeable holdings, keep maybe 10 smaller ones ready to dump at a moment's notice?

>> No.18803599

Musk changed his bio. Is he going to claim he was hacked while buying the dip?

>> No.18803606
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>>18803508
aqua is straight up the normie choice

>>18803584
>>18803552
KO, JNJ, COST, PG, LMT all good, likely PEP, KMB, others as well
just solid consumer packaged goods companies and others with good balance sheets. Basically just don't pick shit stocks.

>> No.18803607

>>18803567
> Elons finally cracked
Funny and bullish

>> No.18803608

>>18803576
Tesla will be in much more trouble than just that because this is an open-and-close lawsuit fodder.

>> No.18803615

>>18803580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.18803619

Fuck those Dutch bastards at RDS those asshats tanked the entire oil sector when they cut that historic dividend. My god you can't trust the dutch, fucking dyke zaks.

>> No.18803620

>>18803199
Lmao if he is removed it will tank hard asf.

>> No.18803623

>>18803450
F14 most aesthetic plane

>> No.18803625
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18803625

FUCK ALL BEARS
You're just feeding me cheapies. Dump more you sluts don't disappoint daddy warbucks

>> No.18803630

>>18803606
2% dividend is not 'worthwhile' by any reasonable metric.

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18803635

>>18803599
Probably

>> No.18803638

>>18803591
FRO, DHT today. RTX, USAC monday

>> No.18803640

>>18803625
>holding SOXL still

>> No.18803641

ET tanking

>> No.18803643

>>18803619
>Dutch companies do stupid shit
>Elon publicly fucks himself in the ass
More proof that marijuana rots the brain

>> No.18803645

Elon tweets about his favorite anime and calls people pedos for being a white guy living in Thailand, he isn't hacked.

>> No.18803647

>>18803630
eh alright
yeah don't reach for yield

>> No.18803648

>>18803620
Yes of course, until the company proves that Musk have been a bolder hanging from Tesla's ballsack for the past year

>> No.18803650
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>>18803541
Whatever, I sold my XOM to buy more RTX. RTX's chart isn't abysmal when you count United Technologies. It is ludicrous to sell it off like this. Also sold some FANG since I ran it up so long already and still got HAL and MRO. Plus....tankers kek. Maybe buy back into XOM if it falls a lot so I can pick up its divvy before May 12th.

>> No.18803652

Awww yeah more dumping. Is reality finally settling in!?

>> No.18803653

>>18803597
if your 10% position goes 10% against you you only lose 1% of your account so yeah
also jump in and out in portions, I usually do 2-3 trades when I get in and out. 4 trades rarely worked for me thats when I start oversizing and fuck it all up.

>> No.18803655
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18803655

>>18803562

>> No.18803656

>>18803640
I can afford 10x as much just waiting for the price to dump so I can buy 50x. Don't disappoint me

>> No.18803666

>>18803552
all of my divvy stocks are increasing their dividend. MO, JNJ, PG, AAPL, IBM, COST all hiked their dividend in the last month (6-7% each except for IBM). CVX and MCD stopped buybacks but will hike their dividend this year as well.

Share price is much less important than dividend growth, payout ratio and free cash flow to me

>> No.18803670
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>>18803108
And here you see how fucking retarded the stock market is right now.

One guy can tweet something and the value drops 11%.

Tesla is the biggest clowns in the clown market.

>> No.18803671

>>18803599
Genuinely might happen. Even if it was Elon, the board members may convince him to make a public statement saying it wasn't.

>> No.18803678
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18803678

>>18803509
>>18803533
>>18803268
Why does biz shill DHT, as opposed to these other tanker chads?
Their financials look all equally shitty.

>> No.18803680
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18803680

>>18803625
Wanting cheapies is like half the point of being a bear though

>> No.18803685

>>18803641
call me when it's $6 dollars again so I can buy more

>> No.18803687

>>18803652
its only dumping because of some retards tweet

>> No.18803690

>accounting magic in 10-K filings allow you to claim "profit" when you both need it to open hundreds of millions of dollars of options at a time when it will have most impact
>get called on it
>decide to tank your own stock from pride
SPY needs to remove TSLA already

>> No.18803699
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>>18803652
Hell yeah, it is. Fuck bulls.

>> No.18803702

>>18803680
Touché I'm a bear then

>> No.18803704

>>18803640
I buy 1 SOXL each month in my ROTH. I have 2 now

>> No.18803708

>Buy 283 5/1p at 40 on Wednesday
>Sell at 25 on Thursday
>Its 1.12 today
JUST

>> No.18803710
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18803710

Guys the RTX bottom was supposed to be higher than this

>> No.18803723
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>>18803647
too late

>>18803652
I think that the saying goes
"buy cheapies all May, if you don't then you're gay"

>> No.18803729

>>18803690
When you are on it, remove all FAANG stocks, and make a own bubble indizes plx.

>> No.18803732

>>18803699
I didnt mean just tesla. A bunch of stocks just did another sell off.

>> No.18803738

>>18803710
Rtx bottom was last month

>> No.18803739

Where do anons see ET by October? Thinking of buying some 11c for 10/16.

>> No.18803743

>>18803710
Its gonna tank some more after earnings

>> No.18803744
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18803744

>nearly 6% down and not stopping

>> No.18803745

Fear, uncertainty, doubt

>> No.18803746

>>18803699
Holy shit has Elon officially gone insane?

>> No.18803747

>>18803648
It's probably my sleep deprived thoughts but what if he knew the dump was coming and this was his way of warning his cult?

>> No.18803750

I fucking knew I should have sold NET when I woke up today
god damnit

>> No.18803748

>Elon Musk caused another circuit breaker

What a time to be alive

>> No.18803754

cuomo sounds depressed as hell that federal dollars are at risk of stopping

>> No.18803758

>>18803708
I bought a 53p for AMAT at .70
Sold yesterday for 1.0
Worth ~6.0 now...

>> No.18803759

Imagine buying the top lol

>> No.18803760
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>>18803643
More proof that the Spaniards should have finished what they started when they carried out their furies in the Benelux. How stupid is the board they took a widow and orphans company and destroyed its reputation because of muh "Green Energy" and windmill goes woosh. If BVB and his dutch ilk don't get voted out this company is doomed.

>> No.18803761

>>18803745
Aaaaaa wish i held onto my tyson put but the market was acting irrational and it pumped even after they said a bunch of negative stuff themselves

>> No.18803765
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18803765

Bulls whole month gone in a single day kek.

>> No.18803766

How many puts do you think Elon's friends bought before he went on another tweet rampage?

>> No.18803769

>What COVID, historic Unemployment numbers and shit earnings couldn't do, Elon did with 1 tweet
L
M
F
A
O

>> No.18803770

ITS UNDER $700 NOW LMAO

>> No.18803775

>>18803754
Lmao

>> No.18803776
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>>18803699
this is not going to be a stable environment to raise a grimeling

>>18803710
nice

>>18803723
>buy cheapies all May
based
think Im gonna dump to buy more the rest of the month... Trump gearing up to smash tech it looks like.

>>18803758
why bet against AMAT?
I want to accumulate...

>> No.18803781

>>18803743
This, get in after earning but before dividends.

>> No.18803783

>>18803743
but bad earnings make stocks go up

>> No.18803786

Is Elon Musk actually a 200iq mastermind that realizes the market is better off crashing now than building up a legendary brrrrr bubble that burns down the global entire economy when it pops?

>> No.18803794

>>18803759
you mean the /biz/ approved method?

>> No.18803800

>>18803747
Nah, he's just nuts. There's a higher chance he uses some off-shore account and is currently shorting his own company, which means he's now up like 12% on however large his position is

>> No.18803807

I'm gonna drive over to Elon and beat his dumb ass

>> No.18803808

>>18803769
Lmao. Really shows the market isnt backed by much of those so called fundamentals they harp on about that makes their individual companies worth an arbitrary number.

>> No.18803809

>>18803760
I remember reading they were committing to a net zero emissions by 2050. A fucking oil company with net zero emission?!?

>> No.18803811

>made 30k so far shorting spy and zoom
plz continue to dump today and monday...

>> No.18803818
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>>18803630
>he doesn't understand compounding interest
1. Dividend growth stocks grow their dividend. I get more money for doing nothing
2. All dividends are reinvested somehow either DRIP or me using the divvy to buy a different stock
3. Rinse and repeat.
4. My passive income starts making its own passive income.
5.?????
6. Profit

Look at LOW, dividend of 2.07% but an annual growth rate of nearly 17%. Rule of 72 means every 4.5 years my income from LOW will double on its own without adding any additional capital or reinvest the dividends. This compounds more when I keep adding capital and reinvesting the dividends.

Theres something called yield on cost. My YoC for KO is about 13%. That means every year my KO stock is earning me 13% of my total investment at this time. That will continue to go up every year KO increases its dividend (they've done so ever year for the last 55 years)

also, pic related

>> No.18803819

>>18803786
>when objectively retarded its all part of a "master plan"
not true for Trump. Not true for Musk. Personality shitters need the rope

>> No.18803821

>>18803800
absolutely bearish

>> No.18803823

>>18803179

God I wish. I don't even care if my shitty condo drops from 100k to 50k. I want to scoop up some boomers mcmansion that drops from 500k to 150k.

>> No.18803825

Damn, the s p just crushed that 2850 support

>> No.18803829

>>18803776
Semiconductors are overpriced right now
They will go back up, but AMAT is worth more like 40 than 50 at the moment

>> No.18803834

Is Elon Musk retarded?

>> No.18803836

THANK YOU ELON

>> No.18803838

>>18803794
I wish there was an Inverse /biz/ ETF, it would be up like 5000% YTD

>> No.18803840

>>18803800
If what you say is true, do you think he's going to escape back to South Africa or will he fuck off elsewhere?

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TESLA IS STARTING TO LOOK PRETTY GOOD TO ME

>> No.18803842
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18803842

What happened guys?
You were all crowing about how yesterday was such an obvious bear trap.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18803845

i’m getting fucking killed in RTX, never selling tho

>> No.18803847
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18803847

>bought
>it dumped
>bought more
>it dumped again
>bought more
>it dumped again
>bought more
>it dumped again

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?

It's on absolute bottom and still falling?

>> No.18803848

>>18803765
stupid bobo, the fed is gonna back up the truck and buy stocks soon. enjoy your one day of gains before powell fucks you in the ass next week.

>> No.18803849

If S&P Dumps 5% today I'm going to call it the Elon Crash

>> No.18803850
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18803850

AHEM AHEM

> While many standard economic statistics have yet to catch up with the reality we are experiencing, it's clear that the effects on the economy are severe - Jerome Powell, 12:15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTfIIm-sgU&t=966s

Get out. You've been warned

>> No.18803851

>>18803809
It just means they will offset each part of oil Co2 with wind/solar carbon credit.

>> No.18803856
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18803856

>buy a bunch of shit in the morning
>elon tweets
>everything takes a bigger shit

>> No.18803857

elon STOP STOP STOP if you're reading this and I know you've mentioned 4chan before please stop tweeting I bought so much of your stock please

>> No.18803859

Was XOM a mistake? It seems like oil will be the last industry to recover. It will be at least a year after demand recovers for the oil glut to end.

>> No.18803861

I'm thinking it's bear season boys.

>> No.18803862

>>18803809
I thought that was BP? Plus the issue with Shell is that they aren't only an oil company at least not any more. They produce oil, natural gas, own infrastructure like stations and some roadways and maintain green electrical units on the north sea windmills. I bought in because of the dividend and reputation and now I lost like a 100 out of the 700 bucks I put in it because windmill goes wooooosh. I hope that major firms dont drop it but I think this company is just fucked with the board in charge and I though XOM was pants on head retareded.

>> No.18803864

>>18803834
You didn't realize this until now?

Dude is a laughing stock, a rich one, but still a fucking clown ass nigga.

>> No.18803866

Think the gov will bail out geo if it gets bad?

>> No.18803867

>>18803829
TXN and INTC are fair and undervalued, respectively, at this time imo

>> No.18803870

honestly when do you buy the tesla dip. This nigger can make it go down he can make it go up.

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18803871

>>18803840
Elon was in the suit and he bailed on earth a while ago. The "elon" we see is actually a Tay-Tier AI

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>>18803678
>Transparent CEOs
>10 out of 27 tankers on fixed time charters lets them maintain the dividend if oil suddenly rebounds
>6.7 times dividend coverage

>> No.18803876

Let this be a lesson for the future. 1 stupid meme tech stock caused this much movement in the market by itself because so much of the "growth" of the indices is tied to it.
Now imagine if all tech was properly valuated.

>> No.18803878

>Elon Musk has single-handedly done what weeks of apocalyptic unemployment and earnings data couldn't with a single tweet

This man is a legend

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18803879

>>18803807
Holy shit, he is losing his fucking mind.

>> No.18803889

elon is so fucking based bro, one simple tweet going to beat the FED

>> No.18803890

When do I go all in on RTX

>> No.18803892

>>18803864
CALL BULLS

S E E T H I N G

>> No.18803895

>>18803851
>wind/solar carbon credit
The greatest scheme of all time. So far at least.

>> No.18803898
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18803898

BRING ME CHEAPIES AND HIGHER DIV YIELDS

LONG TERM INVESTING > CALCULATED GAMBLING

>> No.18803899
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>>18803856
>2020
>buying worthless stonks

>> No.18803901

>>18803867
TRU

>> No.18803902
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18803904

How long does it take to get fractional shares on Robinhood.
A month?

>> No.18803908

>>18803859
Thinking about selling oil and putting a larger position into aerospace, food service, etc.

>> No.18803911

>>18803864
he's my favorite anti hero. Everything that is wrong with world sentiment and markets today. Absolutely fake wannabe who happens to be rich and popular. Perfect representation of today

>> No.18803917

Is Elon a secret Bobo?

>> No.18803919

Tsla shitcoin tier

>> No.18803920

>>18803870
Never

>> No.18803921
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18803921

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18803922

Oversold way too much today.
Buy calls, we're going green on monday.

>> No.18803923
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18803923

>didn't buy puts

>> No.18803924

>>18803879
red the next tweet, he puts "o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?"

question mark is for "land of the free" because of current lockdown. elon going full redpilled and I love it

>> No.18803927

>>18803876
Not entirely right. Stocks fell before the tweet - basically -2% all day, TESLA just sealed the deal.

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18803929

>SPXS 11
>TVIX 233
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18803932

>>18803876
>Now imagine if all tech was properly valuated.
We won't need to imagine it, we'll see it in a week's time.

NASDAQ will hit a new low, mark my words, this is like the Dot Com bubble on steroids.

>> No.18803934

NO BOBO DONT TAKE MY LUNCH MONEY

MY GAINS, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

So is this the one then? We begin our fall to the new bottom? Well I've learned some things and remained about even with what I out in, maybe I'll do better this time around.

>> No.18803935

>>18803256

>>18803256

>>18803256

>>18803256

>> No.18803936

>>18803401

MVIS

>> No.18803938

>>18803653
All good knowledge, much appreciated! :)

>> No.18803939
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18803939

"S&P 300 by Friday" they said.

>> No.18803945

>>18803889
Really shows how much manipulation there is when one man is able to make it all crash hard.

>> No.18803944

>>18803923
buy far out puts on TSLA nigga

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>>18803859
anything having to do with airplanes will probably recover last. oil should recover second last. just my gut feeling of course.

>> No.18803950

does anyone have like a free bloomberg stream link?

>> No.18803951

>>18803172

Based sheep

>> No.18803952

JEROME SAVE US FFS. BUY EQUITIES, IDC, RIG THIS FUCKING MARKET ALREADY BECAUSE THIS SELL OFF IS THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

You fucking bears have had a whole month where a sell off was justified. Now that things are looking good you sell off against rational reason. pandemic is down, things reopen today, big earnings are already covered, what the fuck are you all selling for now that the bad news is literally over?! Today is my biggest loss yet over this whole pandemic, and it is also the loss with the least reason.

>> No.18803955

if youre buying puts now youve missed your chance

>> No.18803961

>>18803923
I bought puts at the bottom and got IV raped. Still bag holding.

REVENGE!

>> No.18803963

>>18803935
fuck off poor fag.

>> No.18803965

>>18803939
If only I could predict Elon's shitpost schedule, i'd be rich

>> No.18803966

>>18803895
Pretty much all a meme. It hasnt really worked out yet for any of the Euro companies doing it.

>> No.18803969

>>18803845
RTX is a lifetime hold anon

Until America stops bombing people they'll always be relevant

>> No.18803971

>>18803509
What am I looking at?

>> No.18803974

>>18803840
Like someone else said, he will take the first ticket to Mars.. kek'd. In all seriousness, I think he's just high as fuck right now and is doing his Twitter rant to vent. The dumb fuck haven't even recieved his payout yet and if the price of the stock falls too much he won't be getting it for a long time, so I don't know why he would tweet something this dumb and erase 11% of his company's worth in a few hours

>> No.18803975

>>18803879
Lmao question mark on land of free

>> No.18803980

>>18803576
imagine being a holder of TSLA

>> No.18803984

>>18803666
>Share price is much less important than dividend growth, payout ratio and free cash flow to me
As well it should be in normal times, but I argue that this isn't true currently because your $10k investment can turn a paper 5% dividend in 2022 into a real 10% dividend relative to investment. By comparison, the bubble companies are near ATH and so your 1.1% AAPL yield is at most a 1.3% yield.
Another thing is that increasing dividend in these times is not necessarily a good thing: it's a good strategy to attempt to stabilize stock price which means it's a worse buying opportunity than usual. Moreover you don't necessarily know if it's going to be sustained throughout.
Finally, I'll repeat the above for emphasis: you're arguing that ONE POINT ONE PERCENT dividend is worth it (6% above the ~1% it was giving before, look it up if you thought AAPL was giving 6% + 1% now as it's really not).

>> No.18803985

>>18803952
Bad news was priced in, now good news is priced out. Welcome to clown market motherfucker

>> No.18803987

>>18803904
it takes less time than that to just get a job so that you can buy a whole entire one (1) share

>> No.18803994

MRO CHADS, WHATS HAPOPENING

>> No.18803995

>>18803879
absolute mad man kek

>> No.18803997

WHAT

A

TIME

TO

BE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALIVE

>> No.18803999

>look away for 20 min
>everything goes to absolute shit

Fuck this

>> No.18804002

Is this the Friday sell off or will it get worse before close?

>> No.18804004
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18804004

I bought the bottom

>> No.18804006

>>18803952
Hahaha fuck you retard, were going right to SPY 200

You think this is about corona? This is about the biggest bubble in stock market history, and its popping. Have fun, i know i will.

>> No.18804007

>>18803947
Oil is going to crash even worse at the end of may. America was a little preview for what’s coming to the whole world.

>> No.18804011

EVERYTHING IS "TOO MUCH"

ALL OF IT

>> No.18804012

>>18803955
274 is the bottom

>> No.18804015

The puts I bought this morning are already up 50%. FeelsComfyMan

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18804016

My CC for today drops as fast as the theta pumps it up
Im laughing, but also concerned

>> No.18804020

I lost 700$ since yesterday please tell me how to recover my losses today

>> No.18804023

>>18803952
What's wrong, mumu? Didn't look far enough forward?

>> No.18804024
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>>18804004
HE THINKS THIS IS THE BOTTOM

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>>18803955
My stop losses are tight but in profit. On Monday, the amount of people FOMOing into bearish positions will cause slight upwards movement.

>> No.18804032

is it time for gold now

>> No.18804033

>>18803678
DHT has been mired in debts for a while but it's guaranteed they'll pay them off now. In all other aspects they have very solid financials and a great fleet, so they're expected to do excellently starting now, and hell, they might even be a good long-term (I'm not into tankers long-term though).
NAT was memed too much, as it's already reached mass appeal it doesn't have the same upside potential as the others. I like TNP and FRO as well, not just DHT. I also like TK but can't find a good call on them and I currently only invest into tankers via calls spanning beyond earnings.

>> No.18804036

>>18804002
its the elon sell off

>> No.18804040

Why the hell is RTX tanking why is everything? RTX chads I'm scared.

>> No.18804041

>>18804020
Don't sell? Keep holding nigga

>> No.18804042

/Simulator general/
None of you actually have money

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Guys Raytheon dropped 7% today and hasn't bottomed yet

It's getting back into deal of the century territory

>> No.18804049

When is RTX earnings again? Trying to decide whether I should start DCAing now or wait until earnings.

>> No.18804050

>>18803950
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>> No.18804051

>>18803980
I should be hnstly. Over years I now have great understanding of his moves and intraday actions. But I despise him too much so I keep my accounts pure and I always only go short TSLA. I should do the opposite just like I do betting on sports. I bet on opposing team so I either am happy with my teams win or I get financial compensation for loss. Seeing TSLA bulls pain brings me joy so I should do this here aswell but I am a man of principle in this

>> No.18804052

>>18804020
ALL IN RTX NOWWWWWW

>> No.18804062
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Any ERX Chads?

>> No.18804064

>>18803576
WHY NOT DO A SECONDARY THEN, ELON. IM FINANCIALLY RUINED BECAUSE OF YOU

>> No.18804069
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>>18804016
Awww cute
>tags: gender bender
NOOOOOPE

>> No.18804070

>>18804024
Sorry you have bought the top, you will be missing on those gains but do not be sad, we are going up

>> No.18804072

>he bought the top
lmao dumb fucking bulls

>> No.18804075

>>18803818
Not sure if retarded or pretending.jpg

>> No.18804077

Is Elon actually retarded? TSLA is going to have so much problems with SEC now. It's crazy it's down only to $690 after this shit. I'd be short all in on this right now, thinking about closing my other positions to short this.

>> No.18804082

>>18804032
It's been time for over a month

>> No.18804086

>>18803984
i'm not trying to time the market. I'm trying to get great companies at a fair value that I believe after doing my DD will raise its dividend even after i'm dead

AAPL giving me a 6% raise is just that, i get 6% more annually than I did the year before. Thats more of a raise than workers get at most companies.

>> No.18804087

>>18804020
This sucks man. I was up over $1K between Monday and Wednesday, that's more than cut in half in the span of a few hours. Think I need to sell everything and sit the market out with some of these gains.

>> No.18804094

>>18804069
>Gender bender
Huh?
Ookami Shounen is one of the few mangas where best girl actually wins btw.

>> No.18804096

>>18804077
Never fomo into a short position. I learned that the hard way in late march.

>> No.18804098

>>18803963
If you are poor you can only go up :)
But pride comes before the fall

>> No.18804099

wasn't it already apparent that Elon thinks the stock price is too high when he issued more shares even tho he said before that Tesla doesn't need more money

>> No.18804106

>>18804075
dispute anything I posted

>> No.18804110

>>18804087
Should've sold during the rally, but you got greedy

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>>18803460
Lets gooooo. Soon we’ll be back in orbit, boys!

>> No.18804119

>>18804077
probably choked up on a 100mg of ambien

>> No.18804129

I'm a newb to stocks. Should I buy TSLA for LONG TERM now that it has dropped?

>> No.18804131

>>18803947
Depends how they deal with their debt I think, but ignoring that people will be traveling well before oil prices normalize I think.

>> No.18804132

where the fuck is bottom?

>> No.18804133

>>18804099
>he said before that Tesla doesn't need more money
he is professional liar who said this below 200$ and above 600$ multiple times, then borrowed

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WHEREISTHISNIGGERuooooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18804142

>>18804132
SPX 1800

>> No.18804150

>>18804129
do you long LK?

>> No.18804151

BRED OF DOOM
>>18804141
>>18804141
>>18804141

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“This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying StockMarket Airlines. We’d like to apologize for the sudden nosedive and turbulence. Please fasten your seatbelts and prepare to continue this downward spiral until we crash and burn at the true bottom. Thank you again for flying with us”.

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>>18804142
keep dreaming but nope

>> No.18804173

>>18804129
No because he'll probably get high again and tweet some shit about jews and blacks

>> No.18804174

>>18804119
>>18804096
Didn't this guy sell shares just a few months ago at exactly the same price to the public to raise cash for the company?
How is this not a model case for a huge lawsuit? It doesn't even smell like securities fraud, it is fraud.

>> No.18804192

>>18804110
I unloaded quite a bit but this is all of my "let the winners run" positions. At the end of the day I had a better than normal week but yeah should have seen this coming.

>> No.18804199

>>18804086
There's no need to time the market. So long as the company survives, your 10% now is a 10% for life. Wait longer for them to tank more and it's 20% instead of 10%, but both are way better than you're getting on your 1% AAPL. You get 6% more on the 1%. 2% is double 1% so how long to that? 12 years. So if you were to instead invest in a 2% yield company, you would have more dividend assuming 0% growth for the next 12 years. This compounds hard into the actual stock ownership, so in the end you will NEVER reach better returns on AAPL than on a theoretical 2% company. Now do the same upper-bound math on a 10% company, let alone the 17%+ companies that are viable right now.

>> No.18804208

>>18804049
Thursday I think.

>> No.18804213

Is this Elon scenario another reason why you should try to realize any gains in your positions sooner rather than later?
I FOMO'd into a few when it was $480 so I'm still up overall, but I strongly considered selling when it hit $800 and then convinced myself not to because, while it seemed high I just figured it would sort of sit there for a while and I'm not really sure what my core investing strategy and goals actually are so I think I was anxious that I wouldn't see that green percentage number each day if I sold them.

>> No.18804228

>>18804174
source?

>> No.18804253

>>18804069
swap feminism for therapy in these signs and they make sense

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>>18804094
Oh okay I’ll just google that and—
God damn it

>> No.18804282

>>18804106
Spelled out for you here: >>18804199
You're comparing 0% dividend with ~2-3% dividend. You should be comparing ~2-3% with 20% yoy (that's an extreme scenario by the way, a 5% yoy is much more standard) with ~10-20% at 0% (that's a lower bound, realistically you expect an increase as well).
You will see that you can never catch up to the latter with the former, and that the difference is so wide (for the same reason s&p+dividend beats s&p) that you should be fine getting into companies with high yield that recently cut dividends so long as you believe they'll survive under the assumption that dividends will return in at most 2 years.

>> No.18804417

Any OKE, RTX, or TOT holders here?

>> No.18804421

>>18804253
>swap feminism for therapy in these signs and they make sense
kek it's funny and true

>> No.18804429

>>18803390
Based
>>18803450
Giga based

>> No.18804446

>>18803879
He's south African. That dirty nigger doesnt know what freedom means

>> No.18804453

>>18804417
I sold my small amount of RTX for a small gain few days ago.

>> No.18804629

>>18803874
>>10 out of 27 tankers on fixed time charters lets them maintain the dividend if oil suddenly rebounds

why would oil "suddenly rebound"

>> No.18804648

What should I hold over the weekend? I kinda wanna buy XOM dip

>> No.18804668

>>18804629
That's the point: it can't and it won't, but EVEN IF IT DID it still wouldn't matter.

>> No.18804678

>>18804282
i'm also allocating risk. i'd rather have companies with better free cash flow, lower payout ratio and consistent dividend growth than have to worry about future cuts.

I'd rather have lower starting but faster growing, safe, income stream than a higher yield, more volitile and risky stream.

The goal is to have a safe retirment, even if its less than what I could get if I put everything on MO for its 8% yield right now

>> No.18804710

>>18804629
>>18804668
It went from -37 to 20, tarts a rebound

>> No.18804731

>>18804668

I'm holding FRO, EURN, TNK, and OSG tankers

FRO has 17% divvy like DHT, but the others do not have a notable divvy. Wondering if I should maybe exit EURN and TNK and pick up DHT instead? You know anytihng about those other companies?

>> No.18804752

>>18804710
it was -37 for 1 day due to WTI May contracts expiry. Brent crude did not experience the same drop. your point is is not relevant

>> No.18804819

>>18804678
You can have super-safe 5% even in normal times, here those same super-safes are discounted yet giving the same dividend per share (that's why it's 10, 15, 20% -- they're not struggling but their stocks are down due to the generic market selloff). At a rate of 1%, I'd much rather go with a growth stock instead. Again, the comparison basis is not the same as the one you presented (s&p500 are "stable" stocks as opposed to growth stocks).
If you're 5 years or less to retirement, then nothing I said above applies quite as well: while I maintain that you could get 10% in perfect safety, you shouldn't be at a point in life where you're thinking of relying on that for your retirement. But if you're any further from retirement, you should be looking at these discounted super-dividend stocks or at growth stocks that might rocket soon in relation to corona.

>>18804710
You're thinking of futures and not accounting for the fact futures buyers can't actually accept delivery which tanks futures prices near expiry beyond the actual "fair" price.

>> No.18804840

>>18804731
I'm not all that familiar with these, I really like TNP and DHT so I definitely recommend them but you'll have to do your diddly yourself to compare to TNK and EURN. I heard EURN is pretty solid but not TNK. People also generally liked STNG last I checked.

>> No.18804848

>>18804253
BASED