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/smg/ Stock Market General Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:09:13 2020 No.18787365 [Reply] [Original]

AMAZON HUGE MISS!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:10:39 2020 No.18787395 I don't even want to look at my MITT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:10:40 2020 No.18787397 >>18787365 PRICED IN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:10:48 2020 No.18787399 File: 127 KB, 961x540, 1571832875457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love cunny and hold 100 shares of SDS, bros.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:11:04 2020 No.18787404 BEAR CHADS RISE UP( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)( ͡°ᴥ ͡°)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:11:23 2020 No.18787410 >>18787365 Anyone else went short on amzn?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:11:23 2020 No.18787411 JEROME IS SAVING AMAZON LMAO BEARS BTFO

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:11:28 2020 No.18787412 It's all priced in, until it isn't. Then it's not priced in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:11:30 2020 No.18787414 >>18787399 what ticker is cunny?CNY?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:11:36 2020 No.18787415 Thank you Jeff Beezy for throwing a wrench at Powell's house of cards

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:11:37 2020 No.18787416 >>18787365 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:11:37 2020 No.18787417 STUPID FUCKING AMAZON SHITS I JUST LOST OVER HALF OF MY MONEY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:12:05 2020 No.18787437 File: 658 KB, 1376x820, 1587685903324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobo beats Amazon. 20% miss.

>>	What did it mean by this? Thu Apr 30 16:12:06 2020 No.18787436 File: 451 KB, 600x600, 1305005000581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] will AMZN ever pay a dividend?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:12:09 2020 No.18787439 Get crabbed on, it’s going back up tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:12:22 2020 No.18787442 >>18787417 POST PROOF RIGHT NOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:12:30 2020 No.18787444 >>18787411 >saving Amazon >dropped 8% in like 10 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:12:52 2020 No.18787453 I should switch my SPY calls to puts tomorrow right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:13:11 2020 No.18787458 >>18787436 Fuuuuck no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:13:16 2020 No.18787459 "If you're a shareowner of Amazon, you may want to take a seat," Jeff Bezos says in earnings release.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:13:17 2020 No.18787460 you fuckers lied about tankers, they better go up in may

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:13:23 2020 No.18787463 SQQQboiz...we're about to make it...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:13:25 2020 No.18787466 File: 83 KB, 393x325, 1481216942656.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHY DID I BUY THE SCAMCOIN NAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:13:29 2020 No.18787469 File: 248 KB, 773x1000, 1588001429578.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mumu is dead. Press S to spit S

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:13:30 2020 No.18787471 >>18787436 Why would it? Nobody can afford the fucking shares in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:13:50 2020 No.18787475 Anyone want to explain to a noob what did Amazon miss? What's going on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:14:04 2020 No.18787479 >>18787395 Still at $3.20. Why would mREITs be affected by Amazon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:14:05 2020 No.18787478 File: 113 KB, 547x442, Jumper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787417 Sorry Bro. Building Time?

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:14:06 2020 No.18787480 I legit have 0% win rate on practice account these ER lol /cashgang/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:14:24 2020 No.18787487 >>18787417 >buying calls on a stock at ALL TIME HIGH at the start of a depression

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:14:27 2020 No.18787488 Another 45 minutes to apple earnings

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:14:30 2020 No.18787490 File: 183 KB, 1077x797, 1586283915440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787463 I'M BLEEDING SO MUCH. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:14:33 2020 No.18787492 >>18787475 Massive miss on EPS, $5.01 vs $6.25 estimated

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:14:36 2020 No.18787495 File: 64 KB, 669x705, 1445882901295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787463 >mfw I sold literally 5 minutes before close On the last shakeout before the moon mission.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:14:55 2020 No.18787503 File: 28 KB, 480x360, 1587419964465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Very big green tomorrow. VERY VERY BIG GREEN!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:15:10 2020 No.18787508 >>18787475 EPS miss, slightly beat sales estimate

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:15:36 2020 No.18787518 >>18787459 sauce pls

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:15:43 2020 No.18787521 >>18787475 Gross revenue was good but after taking out their costs of doing business their net profits missed analyst expectations by 20% for the first quarter (Jan, Feb, and Mar)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:15:54 2020 No.18787526 >>18787436 dividends are a meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:16:01 2020 No.18787527 >>18787459 BogdAmazon soon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:16:12 2020 No.18787528 AAPL A P L give me the bad news. tim. i want more shares at a lower price and i want this fake and gay market to burn for the next 3 months

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:16:32 2020 No.18787532 File: 34 KB, 531x304, candles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What does it mean when this happens?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:16:43 2020 No.18787534 >>18787479 I never said anything about amzn. It's still reporting today

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:16:51 2020 No.18787541 >>18787404 Bear at heart here. I capitulated this yersterday buying DHT, MRO and ET. Did I fuck up? The bear in me made me choose stocks that were at least largely downturn safe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:17:07 2020 No.18787544 File: 615 KB, 707x547, 1577348099486.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If AAPL misses I will actually sell all of the shit I bought over this past month and go all in on inverse ETFs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:17:13 2020 No.18787545 >>18787518 https://twitter.com/JonErlichman/status/1255952256261918726?s=20

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:17:20 2020 No.18787548

you see, as soon as a motherfucker gets at you with some complicated bullshit like that tankerplay (dont know if you read the tanker shilling posts but their reasoning was super complicated, involving USO and a bunch of economic and political shit), you just KNOW that its shit. the true good stuff is easy ... buy good things low, sell them high.

egg head idiots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:17:45 2020 No.18787555 File: 37 KB, 728x594, tiresome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787528 Reporting in 45 mins. https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/ Predictions?

>>	LCIguy !7SgaW5KMQI Thu Apr 30 16:17:45 2020 No.18787556 File: 83 KB, 1024x1024, 1551558607335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this market is so fucking fake and gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:17:49 2020 No.18787558 >>18787365 is it about time to go full bear mode homo? Most stocks seemed back to 75% of their original value and tech stocks are getting poomped like crazy, perhaps monday will be bloody red boys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:17:53 2020 No.18787559 >>18787460 We are all in this together

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:17:53 2020 No.18787560 so this means spy 300 tomorrow right

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:18:07 2020 No.18787562 File: 68 KB, 305x458, 00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought stocks for 6000 bucks today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:18:30 2020 No.18787568 >>18787526 Dividends are the only reason to ever own shares. If you are speculating on growth you might as well buy calls instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:18:31 2020 No.18787569 >>18787459 Nothing compared Elon's sperg out on his earnings call

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:18:41 2020 No.18787573 >>18787532 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5OeVSiisLU&feature=youtu.be&t=73

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:18:45 2020 No.18787574

>>18787541
>he didn't buy TVIX
1) The VIX hasn't been this the 2008 financial meltdown. No joke
2) the VIX usually spikes 2 to 3 more times after the first initial spike. '08 spiked twice, equally as high
3) Nonstop bad fundamentals signalling a large recession during a bubble rally

It might not be too late but I only see TVIX hitting about 600/share.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:18:47 2020 No.18787575 >the one time I wanted to short amazon >pussy out JUST

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:18:56 2020 No.18787580 >>18787545 thank you kindly sir

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:19:09 2020 No.18787582 >>18787541 Who the fuck knows it's all just gambling at this point. The whole market is obviously disconnected from earnings and prospects because of the Fed so there's no reasoning anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:19:21 2020 No.18787586 >>18787495 After-Hours nigga you can still buy back in, it's goyna hit $12.50 tomorrow at least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:19:36 2020 No.18787594 File: 109 KB, 577x559, p73f6c4795661161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It begins.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:19:54 2020 No.18787600 GILD and V beat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:20:05 2020 No.18787605 File: 256 KB, 847x793, 1587486627432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] flick pops his mouth excessively loud for the first few puffs Hmm, seems like AAPL's got some reports coming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:20:33 2020 No.18787608 >>18787555 there's no chance of beating, they revised estimates right at the start of corona. the question is whether the news is better or worse than expected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:20:37 2020 No.18787610 Missed the threads earlier. So we're over 30 million unemployed and still counting. What were the early projections? Are we high or low

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:20:42 2020 No.18787612 >>18787600 >V beat wtffff hoooooow

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:21:10 2020 No.18787618
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I just want to make enough money on stocks so I don't have to worry about stocks anymore

I just want to buy a homestead and sell my surplus eggs at the end of my drive for some spare pocket money for animal feed

Why is life so tough bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:21:29 2020 No.18787623 >>18787459 Lmao based. Bezos is goin Chris Hanson on the cunnyposters

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:21:43 2020 No.18787628
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I think people simply expected Amazon to beat earnings because of people ordering a lot while at home thanks to Corona, which caused the big reaction. In reality though, it went back to levels we were at just 2 days ago so as long as it doesn't break 2280 it doesn't really matter.. to me at least

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:21:46 2020 No.18787630 no movement in spy futures what going on

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:21:52 2020 No.18787633 SHOULD I BUY 5 MORE SHARES OF TVIX BEFORE AFTER HOURS CLOSES?????????

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:22:11 2020 No.18787637 so uh are we green or red tomorrow

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:22:26 2020 No.18787640
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>>18787459
>>18787518
>>18787545
https://twitter.com/JonErlichman/status/1255952256261918726/photo/1
>"We expect to spend the entirety of that $4 billion [operating profit], and perhaps a bit more, on COVID-related expenses"

OHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER
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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:22:37 2020 No.18787643 File: 127 KB, 1484x1094, 1552238400874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787618 Your dream is based i hope you succed fren.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:22:42 2020 No.18787645 >>18787633 Yes. Fucking buy TVIX. I have been preaching TVIX for the past week, despite the low drops its had. That's just what it does. But we're about to go TO THE MOON

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:22:44 2020 No.18787646 File: 142 KB, 705x705, file_0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787630 Even the kikes are confused.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:22:44 2020 No.18787647 You know we're gapping up tommorow right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:22:52 2020 No.18787648 File: 35 KB, 550x309, jump-from-the-skyscraper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787605 Inb4 Apple boys jump from double tap of Amazon and Apple missing and dumping.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:23:04 2020 No.18787651 >>18787618 You'd still have taxes, insurance, and utilities to pay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:23:17 2020 No.18787654 >>18787560 Seems likely, then red the whole next week

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:23:19 2020 No.18787656
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>CDC reports INCREASE in COVID deaths by more than 20k today!

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-usa-cdc/cdc-reports-1031659-coronavirus-cases-60057-deaths-idUSKBN22C3JC

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:23:28 2020 No.18787657 >>18787640 >ZERO PROFIT NEXT QUARTER its a thing for AMZN, theres a reason its zero divvy stonk, Bezos is smartest jew on street and my fav anti Elon Musk figure

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:23:34 2020 No.18787658 >>18787618 that's not gonna put geld in mr. shekelstein's pockets

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:23:52 2020 No.18787660 >>18787630 Futures are closed, come the fuck on. Learn the hours already

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:24:02 2020 No.18787663 >>18787600 >>18787612 >it falls anyway damn. co-movement's a bitch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:24:09 2020 No.18787665 OOHH OOH IM GONNA SHOORT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:24:09 2020 No.18787667 >>18787656 wow the cdc is trying to save face imagine that 20k out of 7.5 bn is nothing by the way

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:24:11 2020 No.18787668 >>18787574 The worst part is to come. But I don't want to sit on my thumbs until then. It might be weeks or months. Maybe a year with all the CB interference. Fuck 'em, just let it fall.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:24:21 2020 No.18787673 File: 344 KB, 1280x720, 1534710287491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787646 >>18787630 The beginning of the actual crash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:24:26 2020 No.18787675 >TVIX gave me 6.34% gain today >2.67% gain and growing AH >Amazon is crumbling. I'm eagerly awaiting $600/share for my bragging rights. Some anon was bullying me for going all in on TVIX last week and even screenshotted my post

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:24:45 2020 No.18787678 >>18787663 lol >>18787480

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:25:08 2020 No.18787685 >>18787660 ok sorry boss i usually look at them at midnight

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:25:26 2020 No.18787686 the fuck happened in feb/march that caused TVIX to moon so much?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:25:46 2020 No.18787691 >>18787487 stop saying it that way lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:10 2020 No.18787696 File: 81 KB, 540x960, 95509595_228173688487888_1376125762364506112_n.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we've flatlined after the UAV shitfest earlier

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:13 2020 No.18787697 >>18787686 they beat earnings but everyone cashed out after and it crashed again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:15 2020 No.18787699 >>18787686 you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:17 2020 No.18787700 >>18787686 ...volatility?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:21 2020 No.18787702 >>18787365 I went short last night Fuck bulls Now you will suffer the most

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:24 2020 No.18787703 BULL SEASON BEAR SEASON BULL SEASON BEAR SEASON BULL SEASON BULL SEASON BEAR SEASON FIRE!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:30 2020 No.18787704 File: 15 KB, 735x385, 1MoProspectus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How's April been for you all, bros? I'm not exactly making bank but it's at least consistent

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:46 2020 No.18787709 >>18787686 did you wake up from a 3 month coma?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:26:49 2020 No.18787711 >>18787686 TVIX follows the VIX index's future contracts. The VIX usually spikes hard whenever there's a large sell off. So with the massive sell off in March, the VIX spiked and so did the resulting future contracts on the VIX, and thus TVIX spiked.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:27:01 2020 No.18787717 >>18787686 A FUCKING BAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:27:18 2020 No.18787720 >Bobos getting cocky >Mumus wojacking off It’s going to crab, up %1 tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:28:00 2020 No.18787729 >>18787720 Amazon was the posterchild of the recession. The idea was that they are delivering everyone's crap so there's no way they could miss earnings. well... they did.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:28:09 2020 No.18787731 File: 139 KB, 708x377, Screenshot_157.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787660 the more you know

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:28:24 2020 No.18787733 Can you feel it, fellow punished bobos? Fear is building up. Not much longer now and we will have our revenge. My IV crushed puts are feeling a lot less heavy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:29:04 2020 No.18787739 The supply chain is ruined. No more cheap Chinese garbage for the consumer. Expect another crash.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:29:08 2020 No.18787741 File: 159 KB, 1213x1280, 1587417115606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787733 I'm literally going to 3x my money, fellow bobo. We were patient. It has paid off, with interest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:29:14 2020 No.18787743 File: 50 KB, 500x430, 1579847834560.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wait what, my broker closed my trade despite the fact I had enough free funds to cover any loses?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:29:27 2020 No.18787749 File: 60 KB, 1150x1084, 1586880517938.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787720 I'm still red. I'm not happy yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:29:54 2020 No.18787754 do it, jerome. the forbidden technique. use it and get lynched.

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:29:57 2020 No.18787756 >>18787741 2soon >>18787720 I agree /cashgang/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:30:19 2020 No.18787760 Hi guys Please does somebody know if mumu is ok?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:30:29 2020 No.18787761 File: 480 KB, 472x280, PANIC.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787743 oh shit,

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:30:33 2020 No.18787763 File: 82 KB, 1280x720, eating question.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Covered Call I had had 450 max profit/contract >Currently at 466 Thats nice. But how?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:30:42 2020 No.18787770 I ordered something from Amazon 15 days ago and it still hasn't been shipped, all my recent purchases have been from Walmart because at least they can get me my shit within a week.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:30:47 2020 No.18787771
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>>18787365
first it was ONTX now its UAVS. how do i stop getting tricked by convincing pump n dump shills on /biz/? im a poorfag and cant afford these losses but they get me every time with the allure of fast and easy money

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:30:47 2020 No.18787772 APPLE DOUBLE BEAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:30:56 2020 No.18787776 AAPL BEATS EPS ESTIMATES!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:04 2020 No.18787780 >>18787760 he's off playing with his credit card. he forgot to sell yesterday and didn't watch today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:19 2020 No.18787782 >>18787760 one day does not a trend make or break today hurt but i can't help but feel like jumping ship is the wrong move

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:22 2020 No.18787784 based tim apple

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:24 2020 No.18787785 >>18787633 No. Wait for $170

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:33 2020 No.18787790 APPLE TAKE US TO THE MOOOOOOON

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:36 2020 No.18787793 File: 107 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE GOT A BEAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:45 2020 No.18787796 >>18787776 >>18787772 FUCKING WHAT????? HOW

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:45 2020 No.18787797 File: 9 KB, 267x197, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the February 2018 crash. Look familiar? No, I don't have a crystal ball.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:53 2020 No.18787799 States are starting to reopen tomorrow. Will there be a "return to normalcy"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:31:55 2020 No.18787801 Wow In retrospect, apple beating estimates and not amazon makes sense

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:32:06 2020 No.18787806 File: 20 KB, 661x205, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this the beginning of the end?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:32:09 2020 No.18787807 >>18787756 >/cashgang/ Theta gang runs the crab market. All these degenerate options goys paying me premium.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:32:23 2020 No.18787813
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GUYS

THAT RED VOLUME ON AMAT
AM I CATCHING A FALLING KNIFE???

>>18787337
It’s bad bro, but not too bad yet.

>>18787491
Well done sugu!
No protection tonight.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:32:25 2020 No.18787814 File: 36 KB, 657x527, 1578940349641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Apple buying back shares too

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:32:27 2020 No.18787815 >>18787796 EARNINGS: Apple Q2 EPS $2.55 vs. $2.26 Est.; Q2 Revs. $58.3B vs. $54.54B Est. •

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:32:39 2020 No.18787821 >>18787733 I was enjoying this little run as a bull, but I’m nervous. A lot of the charts I like to look at are scaring me. All the resistance lines seem to show a downward trend. I cashed out 30% of my portfolio, mostly the big winners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:32:49 2020 No.18787825 File: 92 KB, 630x630, 1581020535237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMZN miss >AAPL beat

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:32:54 2020 No.18787826 File: 19 KB, 782x91, bestweek87d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >3rd best week since WW2 Aren't the first and second best weeks also the last few weeks too? lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:33:09 2020 No.18787831 >>18787796 It's estimates. Everyone thought they'd make nothing and they made like $50

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:33:27 2020 No.18787836 >>18787697 Nice

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:33:56 2020 No.18787840 >>18787825 Does anyone actually sell that sticker?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:34:03 2020 No.18787842 File: 313 KB, 452x559, ara ara smug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787813 >No protection tonight. Acting like that was even up to debate hehe I honestly dont mind condoms with 3DPD roasties. Feels the same to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:34:25 2020 No.18787850 BASED APPLE MAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:34:26 2020 No.18787851 File: 481 KB, 800x535, RTX gets its wings.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] RTX Chads why have you abandoned me? I though RTX could only go up?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:34:52 2020 No.18787855 BASED TIM APPLE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:34:57 2020 No.18787857 MGM MISSES EPS BY 29% >MGM MISSES EPS BY 29% MGM MISSES EPS BY 29% >MGM MISSES EPS BY 29% MGM MISSES EPS BY 29% >MGM MISSES EPS BY 29% MGM MISSES EPS BY 29% >MGM MISSES EPS BY 29%

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:35:08 2020 No.18787860 File: 109 KB, 1200x675, tim-cook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787850

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:35:12 2020 No.18787864 File: 27 KB, 204x526, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wait... no one told me the line could go DOWN??? also how the fuck does amazon miss when apple beats? clown market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:35:13 2020 No.18787866 File: 29 KB, 1029x471, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the pandemic is over, everyone go back to work

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:35:17 2020 No.18787867 >>18787797 So we’re forming an inverse cunny pattern?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:35:26 2020 No.18787870 Apple still has a ways to go to take back the crown from amazon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:35:53 2020 No.18787880 File: 1.43 MB, 1920x1024, 1585762016793.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787365 TIME TO BUY SOME DISCOUNT AMAZON BOYS rsi is super fucking low right now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:36:00 2020 No.18787882 >>18787365 Guess who's back Back again Bobo's back Tell a friend Guess who's back Guess who's back Guess who's back

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:36:01 2020 No.18787885 >>18787857 and it's green. All travel shit has been priced in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:36:36 2020 No.18787890 BVLLtards you've been saved for the moment by the good graces of tim apple

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:36:38 2020 No.18787891 >>18787857 No big deal. I’m still hodling

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:36:53 2020 No.18787895

>>18787704
+9.24% on the month.
+17.5% on the month, yesterday.
Took some profit but even so.
Annoyed with myself for not questioning the positive sentiment leading into Amazon earnings.
At least Apple beat. Gonna be waking up early tomorrow to see how things look.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:36:55 2020 No.18787896 File: 7 KB, 227x222, 1588192213468.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Papa, what's a huge surprise to the upside? >now's not a good time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:37:11 2020 No.18787903 >literally all the fucking action is in pre and post market and the day is spent low volume crabbing This is unironically a bearish signal

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:37:15 2020 No.18787904 >>18787857 priced in dumbass see you at $35 in the fall

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:37:33 2020 No.18787909
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Sometimes the bear go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that bear, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a bear, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:37:40 2020 No.18787910 >>18787813 damn I want to stick my penis is Suguha so badly. I don't even like titty monsters.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:37:54 2020 No.18787912
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Well apple beat is encouraging at least, and they have all the cash o_O
>>18787813
Yaya everything feels "mixed", not good but not truly harrible yet. Needs more observation, I'm skeptical of most ppl's (including my own) ability to forecast where we're going from here

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:38:04 2020 No.18787915 looks like aapl might not be able to prop this gay market, people are taking profits

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:38:33 2020 No.18787919 Apple increases share buyback program by $50B and hikes its dividend by 6%. WHAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUCK ARE YOU DOOOINNG

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:38:52 2020 No.18787920 >>18787870 aapl barely even jumped on the beat. the tech sector missing is what is going to bring the whole market down another leg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:39:11 2020 No.18787922 File: 174 KB, 1440x647, Screenshot_20200430-133803.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Now this is just bullshit. They lost money and it pumped!?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:39:23 2020 No.18787924 File: 185 KB, 773x823, 1587405271248.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MUMU ARE YOU OKAY ARE YOU OKAY MUMU YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY REALITY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:39:31 2020 No.18787927 >>18787860 IM SORRY TIMSAMA YOU WERE ALWAYS BETTER THAN STEVE YOU'RE THE BEST AMERICAN CEO AND BASICALLY I LOVE YOU

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:39:49 2020 No.18787931

>>18787771
>UAVS
Lol I watched that today. Wish I'd had a heads up of some sort, woke up late and only saw the dump that halted it. Could have made big money before that.
Checked on it through the rest of the day but it never moved reliably enough for me to play it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:39:50 2020 No.18787932 File: 928 KB, 564x1116, 1587072833583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787866 >still thousands of new cases every day despite being in lock down for 2 months This is just like the flu, guys.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:40:03 2020 No.18787937 >>18787922 losing that much money is bullish

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:40:16 2020 No.18787944 >>18787463 I'll make it eventually. Don't say it, you'll jinx it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:40:28 2020 No.18787948 File: 648 KB, 808x892, 1587138884596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TVIX UP 4.3% AH >TVIX UP 4.3% AH TVIX UP 4.3% AH >TVIX UP 4.3% AH TVIX UP 4.3% AH >TVIX UP 4.3% AH TVIX UP 4.3% AH >TVIX UP 4.3% AH

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:40:28 2020 No.18787950 >>18787903 Can’t allow the goyim to profit off of anything. Gotta be kept among the cabals

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:40:30 2020 No.18787951 KEK apple already going back negative

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:40:46 2020 No.18787958 >>18787922 >not knowing that expectations are priced in, so beating that means higher price

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:40:56 2020 No.18787962 >>18787860 Can you give us some color on ______?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:40:58 2020 No.18787963 >>18787924 Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:41:07 2020 No.18787965 >>18787903 Treasury yield is also still in the toilet. Not to mention we just had a fucking 10 year bull market. If this doesn't crash soon it never will. Stonks truly only go up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:41:17 2020 No.18787967 It’s coming, isn’t it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:41:20 2020 No.18787969 >>18787931 Youd be retarded if you did

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:41:32 2020 No.18787974 >>18787922 C L O W N M A R K E T

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:41:36 2020 No.18787976 File: 7 KB, 275x183, daddy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787924 not so fast

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:41:40 2020 No.18787977 What the fuck happened? I see a huge green dildo in my WTI oil M5 chart. It jumped from 13 to 15.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:03 2020 No.18787981 >>18787963 MuMuuuuu Just killed my calls I don't wanna AAAAA

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:03 2020 No.18787982 who buys apple for the dividend

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:06 2020 No.18787983 >>18787771 >Check average volume >Multiply by stock price >If its less than 10,000,000 don't fucking buy it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:16 2020 No.18787987 >>18787932 Time to fuck over grandma and grandpa. Also fuck up your feet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:20 2020 No.18787988 >>18787919 KEK What the shit is that??? Are they trying to liquidate their cash in accounts abroad?? Hot fucking damn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:23 2020 No.18787991 File: 293 KB, 1561x1507, bannon angry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787919 strange move in this climate :o

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:24 2020 No.18787990 >>18787919 Isn't this bullish as fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:39 2020 No.18787995 >>18787851 KEEEEPPPP HODL LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG EEEEEEEET

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:52 2020 No.18788000 >>18787982 Me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:52 2020 No.18788001 >>18787920 what tech company is even left that is worth mentioning? semiconductor companies like NVDA will most likely miss anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:42:53 2020 No.18788002 >>18787976 How does lender of last resort = stonks to ATH in your mind?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:43:01 2020 No.18788006 >>18787618 Sounds somewhat comfy. But i dont like dealing with the general public as theyll try to niclle and dime you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:43:21 2020 No.18788016 >TESLA DOWN 1.11% AFTER HOURS TESLA DOWN 1.11% AFTER HOURS >TESLA DOWN 1.11% AFTER HOURS TESLA DOWN 1.11% AFTER HOURS >TESLA DOWN 1.11% AFTER HOURS TESLA DOWN 1.11% AFTER HOURS >TESLA DOWN 1.11% AFTER HOURS TESLA DOWN 1.11% AFTER HOURS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:43:36 2020 No.18788020 >>18787987 This maybe when the boomers are gone I can afford a house

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:43:55 2020 No.18788025 >>18787982 they anounced a 50bil$ stock buyback program, propping the stock price a bit i guess

Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:44:12 2020 No.18788026

>>18787991
>>18787990
what he said
>>18787988
>Are they trying to liquidate their cash in accounts abroad??
https://twitter.com/i/status/1255957697654120449
They had to many for Qs, their sales are dropping they sit on pile of money, honestly they can be fucking selling 100$ bills as accessories. Theyre just burning but why burn so much right now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:44:27 2020 No.18788031 File: 14 KB, 273x366, 00ab5e1675baa70ac29fda355d909d70bb23e64d18ce7f3ec9118c0b95e330df.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >red day >schiff is streaming again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:44:33 2020 No.18788033 >>18788016 shorted at 852, let that ponzi dump already

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:44:37 2020 No.18788034 >>18788016 >1% post when it's down 10%

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:44:41 2020 No.18788037 >United Airlines daily cash burn in March was $100 million PER DAY What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:44:49 2020 No.18788039 File: 603 KB, 1536x2308, ca4b687f08221abc98be5ee1eea2f210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you feel it? Watching. Waiting. Hungry.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:44:54 2020 No.18788041

>>18787860
Based.
I regret taking profits about a year ago... very dumb. I’ve missed every chance to buy back in too.

>>18787912
Indeed. But it always feels a bit like that huh? Like no one knows what happens next and THIS TIME it’s more uncertain than ever.

>>18787991
Not at all, they have so much goddamn cash at a time when cash it crazy cheap. Tim is good at strategic buybacks and was getting balls deep during the 2018 crash as well. I wouldn’t be shocked if he bought big in March.

>B predicted this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:44:56 2020 No.18788043 uh oh tim apple

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:45:07 2020 No.18788047 >>18788020 Chinese and Middle easterners are still buying up your land fool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:45:17 2020 No.18788050 >>18788031 >red day >2scoops disappears >LARPing "BVLL" poster disappears >schiff podcast is announced Its all so tiresome

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:45:41 2020 No.18788058 >>18787675 I’ve been with you. I’m 100 share tvix anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:45:49 2020 No.18788059 >some anon on /smg/ put $30k into TVIX last week I hope you're still on the moon mission and the drops didn't shake your hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:45:52 2020 No.18788060 >>18788031 >red day >mumu is feeling nervous >BA green Fuck

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:46:05 2020 No.18788062
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APPLE DOWN 1.5% NOW KEK
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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:46:13 2020 No.18788063 >>18788047 More like buying up condos and 2000 sq ft lots in California.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:46:20 2020 No.18788064

>>18787919
Theyre likely trying to pump there stock value lile all the other compabies who were buying back their own shares which increased share value due to less shares being out there versus actually doing something that would increase the companies value.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:46:23 2020 No.18788067 >>18787771 >he didn't buy ONTX around its current price

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:46:33 2020 No.18788070 tsla will go up tomorrow....right bros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:46:34 2020 No.18788071 >>18788037 >Buy oil >Fly around with it in empty planes >Get paid for it

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:46:34 2020 No.18788072 File: 45 KB, 600x300, C2497CAA-2682-4AED-9560-588AAF455BF0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788062 more for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:46:55 2020 No.18788080 File: 92 KB, 2053x411, bragging rights.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MUMU ARE YOU OKAY >MUMU ARE YOU OKAY MUMU ARE YOU OKAY >MUMU ARE YOU OKAY

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:47:37 2020 No.18788090
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heh, realistically if im not in tech or commerce/retail sectors Amazon missing wont really affect me right

I mean just because Amazon missed earnings doesnt mean cloud computing or commodities will be going down haha, I mean its just a stupid online store man.

Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:48:06 2020 No.18788096

>>18788064
you want lower share price to initiate buy backs, theres no economic benefit for higher price share burn.
But thats not main point for me. Market is extremely mental and prices in huge profit declines so why try pump like this ??

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:48:06 2020 No.18788097 >>18788080 it's ok they'll just print twice as much money overnight

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:48:19 2020 No.18788102 Premium for your written call went down. Premium for your bought call went up. While the gap went larger than what you got in credit. This is likely just noise though and won't hold. Hope you did well anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:48:35 2020 No.18788105 File: 265 KB, 1440x1483, Screenshot_20200430-134727.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787937 Eh it already lost steam. >>18787958 Then explain it already doomping lmao.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:48:37 2020 No.18788107 >>18787919 >>18787990 >>18787988 >>18788026 Its a trick. They are transitioning to a non-growth phase of the company.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:48:56 2020 No.18788113 So I missed the bottom on the markets. Am I going to miss the bottom on shorting the markets too? Or is it really the bottom?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:49:08 2020 No.18788117 ZOOM MEGA DUMP TO 110 FUCK YES

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:49:37 2020 No.18788124 >>18788096 i think they're trying to inspire confidence and get money out from abroad. maybe they see some extra risk to having their money out of the states when USD is tight everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:49:40 2020 No.18788125 File: 25 KB, 629x399, ripaaple3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oops

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:49:54 2020 No.18788133 >>18788090 You already know this but everything is the index now. Amazon is a big part of the index. If Amazon dumps, everything dumps.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:49:58 2020 No.18788135 >>18788026 >>18788041 I mean I guess I understand why they did it in theory, but we're not even a month out from all the biggest stories being about how buybacks have overleveraged n screwed us. Doing it now is a lot stronger than in January tho :O

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:50:09 2020 No.18788137 >>18788113 No crash in history ever had a single botton

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:50:12 2020 No.18788138 >>18787904 Thanks for the 20% winnings on the covered calls though :)

Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:50:14 2020 No.18788140

>>18788107
already the case for some time, I just dont get this timing from Tim Apple
>>18788124
>and get money out from abroad. maybe they see some extra risk to having their money out of the states when USD is tight everywhere.
maybe

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:50:25 2020 No.18788143
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>TVIX UP 5.28% AFTER HOURS
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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:50:26 2020 No.18788145 >>18788117 You blind?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:50:33 2020 No.18788146 So are earnings reported after the closing bell just to fuck over retail or what

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:50:33 2020 No.18788147 Im thinking end of day tomorrow is a good time to buy KO, then sell off EOD tuesday

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:50:35 2020 No.18788148 >>18787365 WTF HAPPENED TO AMZN? I thought they were golden.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:50:53 2020 No.18788151 >>18788146 Of course

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:51:00 2020 No.18788154 >>18787686 some guy in china got the rumbly in his tummies for a pangolian / bat soup

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:51:09 2020 No.18788156 >>18787558 Food distribution is still pretty low Waiting till next week going all in and just holding for the next 3 months as soon as restaurants start opening that'll boom

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:51:39 2020 No.18788167
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>>18787842
I don’t want to dissuade you but one of the great things about a committed relationship, if you can trust them to be responsible with their birth control and not fucking around and getting stds...

if you can get off from PIV alone while going bareback something about it is very nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:51:41 2020 No.18788169 >>18788137 I know but is this the double top? What has fundamentally changed about the market that will keep it from retardedly climbing out of the pit it fell into?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:51:43 2020 No.18788170 >>18788146 yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:51:55 2020 No.18788172 File: 35 KB, 402x844, itsjustaflubroitsjustaflujustgooutsideitsjustaflupleasegooutsidegobacktoworkitsjustaflupleasebro.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787932 Uh oh, stinky

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:51:58 2020 No.18788174 >>18788148 20% miss Zero profits expected next quarter See >>18787640

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:52:05 2020 No.18788177 >>18788147 I bought 100 shares of KO today and sold a $47 call. Hope to get assigned tbqh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:52:09 2020 No.18788178 >volume trending up Uh oh mumu

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:52:36 2020 No.18788182 >>18787851 i have 4k ready to dump in raytheon this thing is going ballistic in a couple years cant wait to actually make money on death and destruction

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:52:39 2020 No.18788185 >>18788169 The recession has been.... Priced out

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:53:01 2020 No.18788192 File: 498 KB, 800x800, 1587076098765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can people reply to me with green wojaks blazing upwards? I want more for my collection to post them tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:53:13 2020 No.18788197 How do I buy puts with only 500 bucks?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:53:26 2020 No.18788200 Ah fuck I sold my puts before close and bought ZM calls. How fucked am I?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:53:36 2020 No.18788204 >>18787365 So are going to go back to reality for a couple days then go back to clown market?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:53:44 2020 No.18788208 S&P won't reach 300 for another 2 years.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:53:45 2020 No.18788207 >>18788169 no idea. watch again if we get near S&P 2850, assuming there's no retarded pumps 1hr & 4hr chart say so.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:53:48 2020 No.18788211 todays just what i needed boys, my dick is diamonds

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:53:57 2020 No.18788215 >>18788174 wtf I thought covid-19 was helping them, they are hiring

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:08 2020 No.18788218 >>18788197 literally just buy some that you can afford

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:21 2020 No.18788221 >>18788197 you don't or you buy really shitty ones that will most likely lose you money

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:21 2020 No.18788222 So umm, yeah this might be the top on the market for May, grats to everyone who made sick profits in April ...fuck man Apple looked so good, is it because of buyback and dividend? pretty gay reaction tbqh

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:24 2020 No.18788223

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WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT*

*except mumus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:38 2020 No.18788230 >>18788192 These digits determine you wont be able to post green wojak tomorrow. Check em

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:45 2020 No.18788235 File: 35 KB, 1007x609, weweq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788192 here u go that'll be 29.99 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:53 2020 No.18788236 >>18788200 >ZM calls >Investing in Chinese spyware >Literally banned by multiple governments and big corporations >Doesn't make any fucking money You are fucking stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:57 2020 No.18788238 File: 111 KB, 1252x1252, vn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did i buy the top again

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:54:59 2020 No.18788239 >>18788197 But I want to do SPY..

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:55:10 2020 No.18788241 >>18787395 Haha I got a position too. $3 avg

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:55:18 2020 No.18788243
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>>18788167
I dont have sex anymore. Its just very boring without love and I just cant fall in love with any 3D woman anymore.
Im much happier by myself. Always was.

If I could choose I would just spend this crises back at the monastery or camping alone on some Albanian beach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:55:24 2020 No.18788244 >>18788223 VIX 100 when?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:55:39 2020 No.18788249 so, faggot jerome what will you do now

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:55:59 2020 No.18788259 >https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/ >that music choice on apple's earnings call yeah never was it this bad, this is going to get BAD.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:56:04 2020 No.18788263

>>18787365
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will still spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:56:26 2020 No.18788268 >>18788235 did you hand draw this and are you an artist by trade

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:56:35 2020 No.18788271 >>18788238 YOU AND ALL THE OTHER FUCKING RETARDS YESTERDAY EAT SHIT RETARD

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:56:42 2020 No.18788272 >>18788244 probably next week. The dump actually begins tomorrow. Fucking TVIX as of right now is already up 5.71% AH >mfw

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 16:56:44 2020 No.18788275 File: 366 KB, 1168x844, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788238 you bought overpriced assets :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:56:47 2020 No.18788277 >>18788230 >>18788230 kek bobo seething rn

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:57:09 2020 No.18788280 >>18788249 Confiscate all gold using the Defense Production Act to make gold plated ventilators that will be launched into space afterwards because of contamination. Then tie owning crypto to drug sales and make it a federal crime to hold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:57:11 2020 No.18788281 >>18787410 Did you win????

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:57:12 2020 No.18788282 File: 2.11 MB, 330x166, 1565187601280.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] VIX goes up a few points and the bears get cocky

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:57:44 2020 No.18788287 File: 239 KB, 394x377, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788272 I FORGOT MY FAACE >>18788277 I am a bobo who wants to post green wojaks tomorrow because that's me right now. I'm up 12% today.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:57:44 2020 No.18788288 File: 582 KB, 1280x720, e235ed69-cbca-467d-bab2-61170840785e..png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18787365 FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I BOUGHT IT AT CLOSE BECAUSE EARNINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:58:17 2020 No.18788295 >>18788280 >launched into space TSLA just keeps on winning baby

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:58:36 2020 No.18788302 >>18788280 Actually...banning Bitcoin sounds like a pretty good idea, call it fake news currencies that have no real value, its causing inflation in the US Dollar and needs to stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:58:40 2020 No.18788304 Not owning BCRX is a very silly thing to do.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:58:43 2020 No.18788305

>>18788215
>COVID helps Amazon
This is retarded pleb thinking.
Heres some facts:
>Most of their revenue is now from AWS, no growth during COVID
>Most of the shit they sell nowadays is cheap Chinese trash
>Everyone can order online now from places like Walmart, Costco, and Target
Amazon no longer has a monopoly on buying online, for them its all about AWS.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:58:47 2020 No.18788307 >>18788288 why not just buy in after hours?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:59:10 2020 No.18788315 File: 398 KB, 635x469, shocked neko cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788249 Print money. Buy stocks. >>18788259 This is some "Thanks for all the good times we had. But its time to part ways."-stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:59:32 2020 No.18788321 >>18788177 wow congratulations on the future zero growth the time to buy k0 was in march you just bought at its real price

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:59:40 2020 No.18788323 >>18788302 The market cap of all shit coins isn’t large enough for it to be as important as you think it is.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:59:44 2020 No.18788325

Sometimes I am dreaming of betting all my money on a stock and getting filthy reach with just one trade. Imagine some people must have bought AMZN calls pre earnings.. That would be their chance... But nope. This shit is really sobering. Stayed on the sidelines for a long time... Whew.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 16:59:51 2020 No.18788328 File: 169 KB, 646x700, 1518107464416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bobos... we won. Join me in paradise.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:00:12 2020 No.18788334 Jerome why You pledged to do whatever is necessary

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:00:43 2020 No.18788343 >>18788268 haha i'm actually freelance i do commissions sometimes to get some use out of my degree

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:01:09 2020 No.18788347 >>18788321 Then I guess that call I sold will expire worthless and generate premium for me huh?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:01:30 2020 No.18788352 >>18788334 Jerome needs bad new to justify ever greater measures. This means he's going to have to pull out an even bigger money canon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:01:51 2020 No.18788359 Can this miss send us into recession?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:01 2020 No.18788364 >>18788288 Why did you buy the news?

>>	Silvio Goldenstein !NiOVxJewL2 Thu Apr 30 17:02:09 2020 No.18788370 >>18788328 2 soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:11 2020 No.18788372 >>18788325 It will bounce back tomorrow. I doubt Amazon will run the index to the ground on the last day of the week. We've seen the opposite moves on overly optimistic afterhours in the day after.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:21 2020 No.18788374 bought $1500 of toyota calls lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:28 2020 No.18788377 >>18788352 He may even have to take away Elon’s twitter account

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:30 2020 No.18788379 Can I get a quick rundown on what apple hitting earnings and upping their divy means

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:34 2020 No.18788381 File: 2.51 MB, 286x258, 1519071988974.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788315 >Thanks for all the good times we had. But its time to part ways keeeeeeeek

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:37 2020 No.18788382

>>18788305
>>Most of their revenue is now from AWS, no growth during COVID
>>Most of the shit they sell nowadays is cheap Chinese trash
>>Everyone can order online now from places like Walmart, Costco, and Target
These stupid facts and other kept me from buying amazon last month. Instead I sat in cash and recently been bleeding out in tvix. Have to think and trade like a retarded nigger to make money

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:46 2020 No.18788385 File: 31 KB, 376x282, Impossible.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This isn't funny. Trump better fix this....

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:02:48 2020 No.18788386 >>18788328 God I hope so, but SPY is only down .6%. If it drops 10% tomorrow, I might be close to breaking even on most of my puts, maybe.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:03 2020 No.18788388 >>18788359 We are already in a recession. >decreased GDP >HUGE unemployment >bankruptcies >missed debt payments for mortgages the stock market was just in a mini-bubble. Now it'll reflect reality oh so briefly

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:24 2020 No.18788394
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>>18788359
What do you mean "send"?
We "are" in a recession. The market has just decided not to give a fuck. Nobody here dances along because they think the music is good, we dance because the music is playing. For now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:28 2020 No.18788399 File: 23 KB, 400x324, neat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788235 thats a good'n If you have an oil contract I'll take it off your hands for free as a tip

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:48 2020 No.18788404 still laughing at the people who bag holded UAVS past 11am EDT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:55 2020 No.18788406 >>18788305 I gave you guys a head-ups yesterday with eBay.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:55 2020 No.18788407

>Nintendo shit sold out everywhere almost instantly again
>Nintendo households 10x more likely to breed than Xbox/PS4 gamers
In Nintendo a generational hold? Nintenchad are out their buying their wives Animal Corssing and filling up their wombs with cum. In lock down their is nothing for a chad to do but play Mario Kart with his family and pump his wife full of semen. They are buying up all the Switches to keep their kids entertained. This will spawn a new generation of Nintendo kids.

Nintendo a multi-generation hold thanks to Nintenchads breeding? Will Xbox/PC/PS4 virgins die out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:57 2020 No.18788408 ok so im glad im in cash. i guess time for research for cheapies

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:58 2020 No.18788409 >>18788359 > Can this miss have absolutely no effect at all

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:03:59 2020 No.18788410 Did S&P really death cross earlier?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:04:04 2020 No.18788413 >>18788388 wow you seem like a really good trader. can you post your portfolio so we can all learn from you master?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:04:15 2020 No.18788416 File: 104 KB, 576x760, 1587664981670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TVIX UP 6.46% AFTER HOURS

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:04:39 2020 No.18788423 Fuck, we are going circuit breaker tomorrow aren’t we?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:04:56 2020 No.18788426 >>18788410 15 minute might in all likelihood.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:04:59 2020 No.18788428 tim apple literally sounds like dying from corona

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:01 2020 No.18788430 >>18788406 I remember your post or a similar one. You gave me up for tvix.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:24 2020 No.18788434 >>18788413 My portfolio is TVIX and any change that wasn't enough to buy another share of TVIX in SPXS. All in. Bought TVIX last week.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:27 2020 No.18788435 >>18788386 I just remembered the Stock Market Law #1 Apple and SPY will always trade within 1 dollar of each other. Therefore if Apple went to 310 SPY would have to skyrocket-since this couldn't happen Apple couldn't move up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:40 2020 No.18788441 >>18788407 take your console shit slinging back to /v/, retard SNE and MSFT both perform better than NTDOY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:45 2020 No.18788448 >>18788307 Why not tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:46 2020 No.18788447 NEW >>18788439 >>18788439 >>18788439 NEW >>18788439 >>18788439 >>18788439

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:51 2020 No.18788449 >>18788359 i hope you are trolling. The fed has already conjured more money than all of the great recession.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:53 2020 No.18788451 >>18788434 your portfolio is a sentence? post a picture master!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:05:57 2020 No.18788452 >he didn’t buy tvix under 180

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:06:05 2020 No.18788455 >>18788416 100 share tvix troop reporting in. Either I lose my retirement fund or I’m off to a head start.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:06:34 2020 No.18788464 File: 56 KB, 868x935, 1587091314309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788451 here is a picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:06:57 2020 No.18788477 >>18788464 oh you're a larper. sad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:07:02 2020 No.18788480 >>18788441 But SNE and XBOX bros aren't going to breed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:07:36 2020 No.18788488 >>18788455 Holding TVIX over a week is a bitch but you and I were both smart enough to buy it and hold it during this rally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:09:22 2020 No.18788530 >>18788404 truly some of the dumbest people to play this game

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:09:32 2020 No.18788532 >>18788236 Only on the hope of some retards buying it tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:10:13 2020 No.18788546 WHO'S BUYING AMZN?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:10:38 2020 No.18788561 >death cross >volume picking up >VIX up >surprise earnings miss >sell in may meme All we're missing is the sound of seven trumpets Does Jerome have the strength to stop it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:12:59 2020 No.18788605 File: 786 KB, 925x1500, 7350E5B2-99CF-4E98-95CF-C1464AE39C15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18788407 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:27:15 2020 No.18788915 >>18787490 We must stay strong brother still up 20% this week

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:27:59 2020 No.18788935 >>18788561 THE LAMPSHADES ARE LIT MOTHERFUCKER RELEASE THE LEVIATHAN

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 17:31:52 2020 No.18789002 >>18787647 Nice delusion bull queer

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 18:14:12 2020 No.18789793 >>18787640 Feels good to be team MSFT. Fuck you Bezos.

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