/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18771495]

>gave my brother 1 BTC back in late March as a wedding gift
>he got upset with me and said he doesn’t want stupid internet money

[Anonymous No.18771516]

>>18771495
u shoulda given her instead retard

[Anonymous No.18771517]

>>18771495
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

[Anonymous No.18771541]

>>18771495
haha yeah who the hell wants $5000 amirite?

seriously though, is your brother retarded?

[Anonymous No.18771550]

>>18771495
The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [biz] through the /biz/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [biz], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture. I actually just flipped over to the /biz/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [biz] is like this.

[Anonymous No.18771604]

>>18771517
Just try and extradite me lol

[Anonymous No.18771774]

>>18771495
Does the brainlet know how much it just became worth?

[Anonymous No.18771801]

>>18771550
wat

[Anonymous No.18771927]

>>18771541
He’s a giganormie protoboomer with a fat wife and a dreary job and credit card debt
I basically handed him free money that would be worth nearly 10k now and he refused
Im just keeping it for now and will hand him some cash when I sell it

[Anonymous No.18771952]

>>18771801
don't worry about it, reddit.

[Anonymous No.18771968]

>>18771927
he's not smart enough for your money

[Anonymous No.18772361]

>>18771927
Don't give him your money, buy him a fancy watch for 2.5k and he'll like you even more, you essentially spent less for him to like you more

[Anonymous No.18772411]

>>18771517

[Anonymous No.18772421]

>>18771517
You have to be actually over 18 to be on this site, kid.

[Anonymous No.18772433]

>>18771927
Never give money to stupid people, even if they are family.

[Anonymous No.18772451]

>>18772361

This. And OP gets the double satisfaction of tracking the saved $7.5k as it grows and grows

[Anonymous No.18772472]

>>18772361
I might just pay off his debt for him as a gift
But he would probably still be upset since its not a “proper” gift like an ugly watch would be

[Anonymous No.18772479]

>>18771495
Is your brother Peter Schiff?

[Anonymous No.18772504]

>>18771495
>>18771927
Here's what you do. Get rich, buy a lambo, and tell him you got it through bitcoin. When he asks you to give him some bitcoin, say that you're all out.

[Anonymous No.18772517]

>>18772472
Do not under any circumstances give him anything.

[Anonymous No.18772527]

>>18771927
You are a good brother I have my siblings in mind when i inevitably make it with link they are relatively young so dont lnow there habits be it bad I can see helping them be a head ache for me.

[Anonymous No.18772636]

>>18772504
FVCKING LOL

[Anonymous No.18772885]

>>18772517
Tbh I could buy him a Rolex or something rn for chump change and he would cream his pants since he idolizes dumb Insta poseur shit like that.
Just frustrates me since I just want to help him out but he always criticizes me for leaving home and “abandoning mum and dad” when they are living the comfy boomer landlord life with zero worries and I call my mum every couple days

[Anonymous No.18772995]

>>18772885
Then your asshole parents should be buying him stuff.

[Anonymous No.18773055]

>>18772995
They’d rather come to Taiwan to visit me than drive 4h to see him