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>> No.18769323

2nd

>> No.18769339

3rd

>> No.18769343

Based night time futures pump

>> No.18769344
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>>18769303
Any bears left? Or have we finally killed them off?

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>>18769344
They're still here. Reading their posts is surreal.

>> No.18769367
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I only respect c u n n y , bros.

>> No.18769371

>Bought FB calls right before close. Fuck yeah.
I'm going to go for AMZN 2600 tomorrow for earnings plays. Pretty much guaranteed money.
So anybody else playing AMZN (Amazon) tomorrow? I can't imagine they'd have a bad earnings report. AWS has been killing it, and tons of people stuck inside means more prime subscriptions for TV and deliveries. They had to hire a shitload more people just to handle the orders.

>>18769344
Holy fuck is that real?

>> No.18769377

>>18769367
Found the shizo manlet

>> No.18769389

Reading Twitter, comments on investing.com, >reddit, other places, this has to be the most hated bull market of all time. There is more salt in investing forums than the god damn Pacific Ocean

>> No.18769392

>>18769367
>despair, but also despair

>>18769343
It's a little early tonight. They must have been bored.

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hand over your tanker stocks

>> No.18769405

The thing that bugs me about the exxon dividend freeze is they have 4.23B shares of common stock. Raising the dividend only a penny to maintain aristocrat status would have been 42.3M in costs a quarter, or 120M for the rest of the year. That should be peanuts at Exxon's size right? Or am I fake and gay

>> No.18769412

>>18769367
Based cunnychad

>> No.18769416

>>18769389
Thats what happens when the market is so manipulated even an idiot can see it.

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Time to short Sony.

>> No.18769425

>>18769303
Made 2 dollars today

>> No.18769441

>>18769416
But why do people give a shit? If it's manipulated into going up then ride the goddamn wave

>> No.18769445

>>18769425

ABSOLUTELY BULLISH

>> No.18769450

>>18769424
Ew

>> No.18769457

>bull market amidst the total collapse of literally everything
so is it basically a ponzi scheme, i mean kind of, where everyone is trying to make a lot of money quick knowing that the opportunity window will close soon? so people are just pumping money into stocks hoping not to be the bag holders when the market eventually completely collapses?

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Are the TVIX kiddies still lurking?

>> No.18769477

Made negative 1,496.50 dollars today

>> No.18769482

>>18769441
Fucking this right here. Sure the market is propped up pretty good, anybody can see that. Might as well profit from it instead of crying about it

>> No.18769487

Bets on JCPenney?

>> No.18769492
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>the total collapse of literally everything
I live in Toronto. I see mentally ill gibbering
homeless every day. Now I get to read their rants online.

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>>18769389
>this has to be the most hated bull market of all time
Indeed, I believe that's what I posted last night

>>18769416
>>18769441
A big part of the problem is all the investors who shorted on the way down and on the way up are in disbelief that the "relief rally" could continue this long.

I'd really like to know how many shorts were slapped on ~5% or so from the bottom. And how many margin calls are sending stocks ripping higher.

Like, people don't get it that bankruptcy is off the table until Powell says the crisis is over, or Powell says inflation has gotten out of control.

And there are so many deflationary pressures right now from oil to nowhere to go and nothing to spend on. Keep and eye on CPI and such. Though, that would only matter if Powell isn't fired and replaced with a complete Trump loyalist.

>> No.18769528

>>18769492
>live in Toronto
Use a trip so I can filter you, fagmo

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How can I short (((Naughty Dog)))?

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>>18769487
Hyped Trash.
Ride the hype.

>> No.18769585

>>18769559
Long their competitors and short the sector ETF

>> No.18769594

>>18769367
based c.unnybro

>> No.18769599

>>18769405
I imagine that will be happening more in the not-so-distant future. It should be a sign.

>>18769457
Yes. Of course you've got long-term holders in the mix who don't care. Their time horizon is decades. But the recent buying could also have a decent number of speculators just playing hot potato. The volume has been dying off and we've seen a lot more crabbing. If it weren't for these futures pumps, we wouldn't be anywhere near as high as we are now.

>>18769509
>Shorting the bottom.
Why would anyone do that? The last few weeks seem like a much better opportunity given the declining volume and momentum we started to see about two or so weeks ago. But despite that, we've still managed to rise higher on pre-market and after-hours pumps. That and the insane reaction to earnings and economic data, I can understand their bewilderment. Irrational, solvent, etc., I suppose. I think it'll still come back to bite retail FOMOing in.

>> No.18769609

>>18769389
Best bull ever, nobody likes it or participates

>> No.18769638

>>18769441
Yeah, its not like our retail-tier puts or shorts will alter the face of the market. Only big dick market makers can manage that.

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Seems really hard in general to lose money just buying stocks and hodling forever. Even these joke portfolios with the dick as the main TA win.

>> No.18769651

>mfw 307 5/1c will actually be more profitable than any one of the puts I have bought simply because it'll gap up tomorrow morning
CLOWN
WORLD

>> No.18769653
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After BP and Boeing abysmal earning results and the gains that followed the day after, I can't say I'm surprised at this clown market.

Was digging a bit on AMZN's consesus estimates for tomorrow and I think Amazon is about to shit the bed at the end of the week. This is because eBay had less revenue from sales than expected and it generally has moved in line with Amazon's Q1-to-Q1 results in this category. Last year eBay had grown 5% vs past year and Amazon 8.5% vs past year. Last year Amazon's revenue was 34b on net product sales and the remaining from net service sales (totalled something like 59b). This year they are expecting to be about 73b but if eBay can give any idea of what to expect, I doubt Amazon can pull out 35b service sales out of their ass.

Still the market is pretty crazy now, so I wouldn't risk shorting it. At least buy some calls to hedge or tread carefully if you want to take some chances.

>> No.18769659

>>18769441
Because it's not manipulated to go up, it's manipulated to go in an unknown direction, and while right now that direction is up, tomorrow it could be down. And since it's manipulated, no amount of studying the data will help you know which is which, your only chance is insider information, which you don't have.

>> No.18769669

>>18769470
what's the point of TVIX? feel likes it's useless to hold day-to-day, only really works if everything is crashing like it was in late march.

>> No.18769676

I went all in on oil. 2 weeks ago you all told me to sell it before it all gets liquidated
I am currently up a total of 40% within 2 weeks. I have made more money than I want. This is only the beginning.
Half of you faggots were bears & now you’re pretending to be bulls
Go fuck yourselves

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>>18769599
>Shorting the bottom.
>heh I knew it was the bottom, thats why I loaded up on calls and became an instant billionaire!

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>>18769492
Orange County, CA here. In the last few weeks there have been a fuckton of newly minted hobos. Except this time around they are millennials.

Usually the police rounds up all the homeless and ships them up to LA or Santa Ana (except for that one bald guy who always holds up the I HAVE CANCER sign, he's basically an icon).

But there are too many of them now. I'm seeing 30 y/os standing on the highway dividers in strategic places (like up at Market Place right at the left turn you take to go to In-N-Out) holding signs like
>U don't know how humiliating this is

Probably the same unskilled failures who can no longer work at movie theaters or those ultra faggy hipster shopping centers like The Camp/Lab

>> No.18769699

Fellow bulls, how high will you ride until you start raising some cash again? SPY 300? 320? Don’t tell me you’re a permabull, you’re smarter than that.

>> No.18769704

>>18769651
SPY? Unless you bought it for $10, no it won't.

>> No.18769711

>>18769367
put the dunce cap on, manlet

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How was MSFT’s guidance and ER, anyone actually listen to the call?

Honestly, feeling like TQQQ might make a decent daytrade. I’m a little spooked by how little SQQQ posting we have though.

>>18769599
>still come back to bite retail FOMOing in.
Maybe. But that could be months or years away. The health crisis isn’t ending anytime soon, maybe the oil one will, but I still don’t see inflation going through the roof anytime soon.

So enjoy riding the bull, and probably buy gold on major gold sell offs. I don’t even know what other currencies will do better than the dollar UNTIL at least after trump replaces powell with a yes man.

Does this make sense to anyone else? At least as one way this could play out? Bull market until a major development with the virus and/or the type of inflation that could force the fed to raise?

>> No.18769735

>>18769599
Then I don't understand why take a huge risk now if one can just wait until the next big huge dip which is inevitable. DJ is probably going down to <20000 maybe to 15000 in 3-6 months and it will probably stay there for a while. Then just buy some index and hold long term.

>> No.18769738

>>18769699
SPY 320 sounds like the absolute cap, at least right now. The market was overbought pre-crash, and going back to 320 within two months is not a correction.

>> No.18769739

>>18769470
I'm holding some TVIX. I'm pretty confident we're nearing the top of the next dump. I can handle the losses when the gain is potentially $800/share

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>everything is green, including VIX
whad da fug

Also I guess it is worth mentioning that Germany and Japan are in the red. Maybe it's nothing, but eh

>tfw figured out I can just upload my clipboard via 4chanX
I can't believe I never knew

>> No.18769794

>>18769659
Only chance. Holy shit nigger, just swing trade. In and out burger till shit stabilizes. With volatility giving enough opportunity to regularly make between 5% and 10% per trade you'll double your investment in a month easy.

>> No.18769795

>>18769738
Once we cross 300 I’m going to start ringing the register. Not sell everything, just take some nice profits and put them away for a rainy day. Or I’ll just buy a fucking boat if that rainy day never comes

>> No.18769798

>>18769683
>Cleaning up after niggers
Pass.

>> No.18769801

Oh shit!!

I FORGOT TO WEAR MY PARTY HAT!!’

>> No.18769803

>>18769704
I bought it for 6 dollars, but yes SPY

>> No.18769825

bitcoin up 15 percent in a day, meanwhile /smg/ up how much with their 4 figure portfolios?

>> No.18769827

>>18769794
Lol how do you know which direction to swing, since it can make a huge move in the reverse direction the minute you go in

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>tfw you were in the sidelines for the bullrun this week

>> No.18769832

>>18769731
i'm getting utterly BTFO in my sqqq position right now. on the brink of tears.

>> No.18769836

>>18769832
what is your average cost?

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>>18769739
You're going to watch it decay into nothing.

>> No.18769841

Anyone have any good earnings plays for 5/1 or after?

>> No.18769844

Serious question, what is the liquidity of that bitcoin shit? Can you easily cash your coins?

>> No.18769848

>>18769470
man it seems like a terrible idea to hold tvix when the big tech companies are reporting earnings, at least wait till the end of thursday to buy

>> No.18769860

>>18769827
Buy strangles or straddles then.

>> No.18769865

>>18769839
ok

>> No.18769872

>>18769836
been buying all the way down since $12.75 i believe, so definitely under that. have to sign in and check.

>> No.18769877

>>18769683
Why do they stay in California? There are a thousand other places where an unskilled laborer can make a decent living; even afford a house eventually. People in rural Texas have gas stations too... People are fucking stupid

>> No.18769880

>>18769839
Takes big balls to make big gains fag

Enjoy mediocrity

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>>18769827
I've had that. Just bail. Lost 25% one day, made it back the next. Not a big deal.

>> No.18769887

>>18769669
I've read about various options strategies that use holding or shorting tvix to hedge against or completely eliminate the effect of volatility on your options.

>> No.18769891

>>18769860
then you are not making 5% to 10% per trade like you said? as they will cancel each other, lower risk but the reward is low too

>> No.18769893

>>18769872
you're fine then. If your average cost was like $20 or something, you'd be hoping to break even.

>> No.18769895

>>18769841
CVS 5/6 will climb

>> No.18769905

>>18769877
Its expensive to move far away like that, but yeah, I think California's issue is that so many of its people are in love with California's weather and lifestyle, but hate everything else.
Even worse, we don't want those fags coming to Texas because they vote for the same failed policies that led to their shithole.

>> No.18769928

>>18769891
I'm not that other anon, but you don't need large movement at all for a straddle/strangle to make 10%. I'm disappointed these days if I don't get 30%+ out of my options plays. With earnings, I'm getting 100%+, up to 200%.

>> No.18769932

>>18769681
No, I just threw some fun money at TQQQ to be a contrarian.

>>18769735
Because people like making money and gambling. Same as it ever was.

>>18769731
It'll be sooner rather than later, I think, simply based on what the news cycles will be showing soon. Record real unemployment, defaults, bankruptcies (main street, not corporate), etc. You would need some next-level hopium to break through that resistance.

>> No.18769939

>>18769891
Run it through excel. Guess at how often you're correct and use an if statement on a random number. If you're good at reading the market then it's not that hard to be far more profitable then the long bulls.

>> No.18769942

>>18769683
Hawaii islandnigger here. Those newly minted homeless are probably the once that would buy one way tickets to Honolulu, pre-Chinese virus. Now when you get off the plane from the mainland, you have to either show that you’re a resident or prove that you’re staying at a hotel or they put you right back on a plane to the mainland.

>> No.18769944

>>18769683
any software engineers among them yet?

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Who to bet on tomorrow. I'm thinking APPL

>> No.18769954

>>18769905
Yeah I don't even live in Texas and I know I will physically cringe when it turns blue

>> No.18769972

>>18769942
Can't you just stay in a hotel for a few days and then go right back to being homeless?

>> No.18769979

>>18769954
conservatives have more children than liberals so maybe there's hope. Though social media is really a brainwashing machine at this point. When you have to use comedians to preach your ideology, it works but it really says something about your ideology

>> No.18769983

>>18769946
Gilead will announce early results tomorrow. 100% survival rate

>> No.18769985

Soooo..... GILD?

>> No.18770000

UAVS to $8

>> No.18770004

>>18769942
>Now when you get off the plane from the mainland, you have to either show that you’re a resident or prove that you’re staying at a hotel or they put you right back on a plane to the mainland.
Sounds illegal. States aren't allowed to control immigration interstate. Citizens can go to any state they please whenever they please.
>>18769946
AMZN is the safest bet. AAPL got downgraded the other day and might even have an earnings miss.

>> No.18770028

>>18769972
No they’re arresting people that try that shit and putting them on the next flight out kek. Aloha means goodbye

https://www.kitv.com/story/42072004/4-more-people-from-out-of-state-arrested-for-violating-hawaiis-14day-quarantine

>> No.18770040

SQQQDIERS REPORT IN

$25 average holding strong here. This fake and gay pump won't fool me.

>> No.18770045

Thoughts on only holding SPY and other SPDR ETFs?

>> No.18770046

>>18769985
GILD has an "annual general meeting" on 5/06. It could be a decent play. I'm inclined to think their drug is shit and this is all a scheme to drive their stock higher, but feel free to play it anyways.

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>>18770000
Them digits. Interested.

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>>18770004
Totally unconstitutional, nobody will stop them however.

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>>18769944
Probably. I'm a 10-year software engineer myself and there are layoffs happening everywhere. My company hasn't done layoffs yet, but they have:
>suspended merit increase (right before our annual reviews are coming up)
>suspended bonus programs
>suspended 401k matching
Pay cuts and/or layoffs coming next most likely.

>> No.18770069

>>18770040
>$25 average
how do you sleep at night

>> No.18770073

>>18769441
FA has been useless since INFINITE QE
TA is just following ETF/index fund algos as they buy or sell everything at the same time. The only minute differences seem to be oil and tech.

>> No.18770091

>>18769371
Nah, I'm $16k into GOOGL, FB, and MSFT right now for earnings plays. Probably going to let them ride until after AMZN earnings comes out and sell off because I think good AMZN earnings will drag them up a little higher as well.

>> No.18770096

>>18770004
This whole virus stay at home shit has been an assault on our rights. I’m not even a deep state believing Qanon-er, I’m closer to the opposite, but it’s pretty fuckin scary watching some of these rules casually put in place

>> No.18770127

>>18769895
i work for corporate after the aetna acquisition. company sucks

>> No.18770129

>>18770073
>FA has been useless since INFINITE QE
no, not in the slightest. FA says you stay cash heavy or stay the fuck out. Overnight is a pure gamble.

>> No.18770133

>>18770046
Well, let's not forget the last incident where they had a pump and dump due to a leaked presser.

>>18770067
Oof. Add that to the hundred other negative signs.

>> No.18770134

>>18770046
>their drug is shit
Ok, chang.

>> No.18770159

>>18769829
Feels bad. I still made a couple of bucks but holy shit days like today are how you make it.

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>>18770000
>quads

AHHHHHHHHHH
I HAVE TO BUY NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>18769303

>> No.18770187

>>18769676
went all in mro 2 days ago god fucking yes

>> No.18770188

>>18770127
How so?

>> No.18770190

>>18769683
I hope employees of Naughty Dog soon join their ranks.

>> No.18770205

>>18770134
It's not a cure. If they claim it is they are straight up lying. I have no idea where this retarded idea that China doesn't want there to be a drug comes from.

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>>18769983
if Fauci vouches for it, you know the treatment is going to be a disaster. i don't speak italian but even the name "fauci" sounds like italian for "fake". anyone who trusts fauci is a schmuck and that includes our president. just give people the gates RFID prick already.

>> No.18770231

>>18770188
attrition of top talent, culture clashes, management squeezing blood from the stone to save money. maybe they'll be fine, i dont know or really care. i plan on signing up on for the layoff list when the next round comes.

>> No.18770237

Oil futures the past few days are the most manipulated shit I have ever seen

>> No.18770243

>>18770237
what makes you say that

>> No.18770245

>>18769676
Yeah no shit. If you went all in on ANYTHING you would be up 40% from two weeks ago. Shale is still a huge millstone around US oil's neck and it will be for a long fucking time. Good thing this is a a clown market. Btw I'm up too, but not on oil lmao

>> No.18770258

>>18770040
fuggin baste, i only have 30 of them lil sqqq bastards, at a lower avg. than you and i'm shitting bricks and e-crying on /smg/...being a poorfag is worse than death

>> No.18770260

>>18769932
>defaults, bankruptcies
I haven’t seen much reporting on that?

>>18770222
Tell me about your investments.

>> No.18770275

>>18770231
Interesting. How much of that do you think is just big corporate culture, ie do anything to hit the sales numbers?

>> No.18770279

>>18769676
USFD is up 60% in that same time frame. Hell you could pick just about any other non-indexed large cap stock and you'd be up about the same percent from the low.
USO is getting liquidated. I don't know what this oil rally is but it makes absolutely no sense.
>>18770243
The swings every day are more than you would normally see over weeks.

>> No.18770282

>>18770258
whenever there is a large spike in the VIX, there's often a few more. If you scroll back through the market's history and look at where there's magnum dumps, there's without fail a few more before things even get close to being back in a bull market.

>> No.18770288

>>18769983
It's already announced multiple studies that show it's just okay. Many people have already died taking this drug and many more will. But maybe less than normal.

>> No.18770302

I own some GILD for the lols and it has done nothing but disappoint me. Dogshit stock. Fuck Gilead, fuck remdesivir, and FUCK niggers. The news on remdesivir tomorrow will be another scam.

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Hey guys, glad I found the SM general. How much SM do you guys own? Pretty crazy day today!

>> No.18770307

>>18769983
Any control groups yet or is it another HCQ?

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>>18770000

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Portfolio Check! Post them.

>> No.18770357

>>18770000
Why?

>> No.18770365

>>18770260
>I haven’t seen much reporting on that?
Because they don't want to scare the plebs. Once we open up though, people will start to notice.

>> No.18770367

>>18770231
i've heard about that aquisition being a nightmare for aetna. what's been the worst part of the transition? Any rumors of a breakup?

>> No.18770384

>>18770260
no need, i am just a poorfag who hates fauci. bill gates is clearly involved in the covid hoax somehow. he went from being out of the limelight to now constantly on the news, the same news networks that have been hating on "white males" for the past 10 years is now celebrating two of the lamest and whitest faggots in the world, fauci and gates.

>> No.18770388

>>18770205
China wants to be first. That's the whole reason they sabotaged their remdesivir tests. So Gilead dumps.

>> No.18770402
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>>18770354
14x VFV
2x AC
2x UAVS

>> No.18770405

>>18770282
i am genuinely surprised tsla and fb earnings pumped those stocks today by 10%. i might get creamed badly if amzn and apple report strong earnings, so i'll control myself and not add anymore to sqqq.

>> No.18770406
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>>18770004
>AMZN is the safest bet
amazon's chart looks very much like "buy the rumor, sell the news"

investors are betting everybody else figures amazon has made bank during corona, which is probably true, so they buy in before the earnings report. they expect that many late to the party will buy in after the earnings. which will probably happen.

then a short while after, monday probably, the stock will rush down to maybe 2100. could be even lower if long time holders want to finally cash out with profit

>> No.18770416

>>18770303
10 shares, I am not ballsy enough.

>> No.18770417

>>18770000
Ugh. It made me feel deep, physical pain when I saw that today. I bought some last week but I hit my stop-loss and bailed. Feels bad.

>> No.18770421

>>18770357
Grew 160.18% on their leaked news about partnering with Amazon. If it's confirmed on the company's call tomorrow, it's going to blast off even more. This is all over stocktwits and other threads here,

>> No.18770424

Its the bullrun of the year

>> No.18770430

>>18770275
they'll do anything to please the street right now, which actually sounds bullish as i type it, but i'm biased because i'm in the mix and not optimistic long term about the integration. they need to get their debt down and quickly, which is why there is an intense focus on reducing OpEx. the short term incentives of mgmt are not doing any favors for the longer term human capital

>>18770367
yeah i'm legacy aetna. the worst part is probably the culture clash. cvs wants to operate as a retailer/PBM, aetna wants to operate as it always has as an insurance company. the pain lives at corporate in dealing with that, not the folks delivering service to the customer.

>> No.18770434

>>18769303
Alright bois what calls should I recklessly throw all my money into?

>> No.18770450

>>18770260
It might take some time, but it'll be nigh impossible to avoid by virtue of the number of unemployed people there are right now, even if we were to say that a good number of that is temporary. The banks have been preparing for this. And don't forget the reporting on how many of the SMB loan applications didn't make the cut.

>> No.18770453

>>18770434
UAVS

>> No.18770454

>>18770434
Same shitcoin as always: TSLA

>> No.18770470

these tanker stocks suck dick i should've just dumped them monday

>> No.18770477

>>18769676
>This is only the beginning
Famous last words before bankruptcy

>> No.18770485

wtf should i do

poorfag here and need a grand to buy into amazon stock before the rest of the markets catch up with whats happening

portfolio at 1400

>what do?

>> No.18770505

>>18770434
Just throw some darts, or pick something out of a hat. It's all the same right now. Up 1-2% in pre-market and crab the day away.

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>>18770430
damn. best of luck. let's hope it all stays green long enough for you to get out with max benefit.

>> No.18770522

>>18770430
Thanks for the info, my man. Hope things get better for you.

>> No.18770533

>SPXS 9.70
It's never going to go up again is it

>> No.18770540

>>18770434
DRAFTKANGZ

>> No.18770568
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>>18770000
Those digits weren't priced in at all

>> No.18770579

>>18770485
HOG is killing bears. All in and enjoy the ride.

>> No.18770593

>>18769559
Is that Nuclear Nadal?

>> No.18770609

>>18770453
Ooo this one interesting. Can anyone give me the basics on why this is gonna be cute?

>> No.18770611
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>>18769344
Holy fuk
It just came to me, bad earnings don’t get punished in clown town, that means when amazon kills it tomorrow it won’t get bought, people will finally give the middle finger to jpow and Donnie and take profits and wave of retard new money will panic.
Screenshot this in case I’m right and they make a movie about my puts.

>> No.18770630
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18770630

sorry for the dumb question but what is the cash in portfolio? why can't you invest or withdraw it?

>> No.18770658

>>18770630
Babbies first portfolio. You just sold and the cash needs a couple of days to settle

>> No.18770661

>>18770609
Apparently a deal with amazon. Probably good to cash out before 11 edt

>> No.18770662
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>>18770424
>Its the bullrun of the year
Looks like it. Only drawdown spot on the rebound that spooked me a little was the -4% (S&P) on April 1st. All selling since then has been weak despite buy side not putting in much volume either. Now this evening futures once again trampolined out of early red territory.

>> No.18770663

>>18770611
you realize investors can see past one or two quarters, right?

>> No.18770667

>>18770611
It also just came to me that
>market is forward looking
Is the boomer version of
>link marines

>> No.18770671

>>18770630
You went with a faggot broker. Has like a day+1 to return your cash while they use it to make profit.

>> No.18770685

>>18770357
>>18770421
I just found the "leaked" video. Its potentially just pump and dump scheme bullshit. Its literally an unpacking video with the Amazon and UAVS logo slapped at the start and end. Anybody could have taken a training video and added these inserts at the start and end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GwnRUIHHPw&feature=youtu.be

>> No.18770698

We pumping and as always BEARS R FUK

>> No.18770706

>>18770663
Looking ahead multiple quarters and expecting the price point to remember what it was is crypto unironically.

>> No.18770727

>>18770406
Yeah, I ain't holding the calls until Monday. I'll probably hold them until the end of Friday, as tech stocks that report good earnings have a tendency to continue up on momentum on the day.
I think buying into a lot of these tech stocks right now would be ridiculous. They're at all time highs or near them. The time for a discount was a month ago.

>> No.18770742
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>>18769371
>is that real?

how fucking stupid are you?

>> No.18770749

>>18770485
HLX is killing it with 20% daily gains. Buy that, hold all day tomorrow, then sell it and buy one AMZN stock or one call.

>> No.18770765

dip buyers will NEVER get btfo again, ever
how do you feel about this

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>>18770742
Hello newfag.

>> No.18770776

bVLL. fVCKING. sVRGE. bvvvvvvvvvvvvllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18770778

>>18770685
"already announced their expansion and its contract to enter the commercial drone landscape, we just needed to find out who it was exactly. Piecing it together, Amazon has a fulfillment center in Kansas that goes by the name of MKC6. They currently have drones registered with the FAA. The drones are identified with the name MK27.

Already knowing AgEagle is entering the commercial industry, The drone they designed goes by the name MK35. This drone is found to be registered with the FAA to a British company.

The significance of this finding is because of one key fact. Even though both drones contain similar names, it’s not enough to make a conclusion or theory (although it certainly adds fuel to the fire). The interesting catch is that the UK is exactly where Amazon has been testing its drone delivery service.

By connecting the dots, it’s not a a guarantee that the rumor actually turns out to be true, but the evidence here certainly points in that direction"

>> No.18770785

>>18769344
100% real my dad works for this cat

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Alright lads. Can I get some perspective or some commentary here? What’s his game? Must be desperate to try this.

>> No.18770801

>>18770775
oh contraire :^)

>> No.18770838
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FOR THE SO-CALLED BEARS (OR AS I LIKE TO CALL EM - PVSSIES!) I GOT SOME ADVICE FOR YOV SAD CREATVRES. GOLDEN BVLL RVN IS NOW, BVT IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO HOP ON! BVLL BVLL BVLL!

>> No.18770841
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>Looking ahead multiple quarters and expecting the price point to remember what it was is crypto unironically.

Good lord look at it... it might be the most ridiculous post of the day...

Oh no, wait, I found it.

>>market is forward looking
>Is the boomer version of
>>link marines

>>18770765
Pretty good, bears deserve this for their hatred of humanity and refusal to reconsider their stance in the face of overwhelming evidence.

>>18770793
>What’s his game?
You have no grasp of how many masks are needed, do you?
That said, I’m pissed off, fuck the chinks. Couldn’t we have gotten some garbage from India?

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>>18770776
Crypto market is soaring. I have high hopes for the opening and closing Bell tomorrow

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>>18770841
>You have no grasp of how many masks are needed, do you?
>That said, I’m pissed off, fuck the chinks. Couldn’t we have gotten some garbage from India?

My question is: why China? They are completely untrustworthy. I’ve had it up to here with their bullshit. I’m trying to figure out why the fuck he would go there

>> No.18770898

>>18770880
Money, the same reason everyone else does.

>> No.18770901

>>18770841
Market is a discounting mechanism of future probabilities, if you think that is a ridiculous statement you don't know anything about what a market is, sorry

>> No.18770902
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t-tankers will go up tomorrow right?

>> No.18770909

BVY! BVY! BVY!

>>18770846
BTC $12K END OF MAY - YOV HEARD IT HERE FIRST! SCREENCAP THIS BVLLCHAD'S TRVE POST NOW!

>> No.18770918

>>18770898
For $5 a mask??? He should be getting them for half that at worst

>> No.18770924

>>18770902
FRO needs the help NOW trump

>> No.18770925

>>18770902
I have high hopes for oil this week. We will see

>> No.18770930

>>18770778
I'll probably play it with a couple hundred dollars. If it goes to 8 then I'll make 4x my money.

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>>18770742
God I love three-part memes.
>>18770354
H-how’d I do, sempai?

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>>18770706
>Looking ahead multiple quarters and expecting the price point to remember what it was is crypto unironically.
Investors invest in real companies. A railroad duopoly in a couple of quarters will still function the same way it was functioning last year. Tech company stocks often have ridiculous P/E and Price/Book. I guess you can apply your crypto analogy to tech stocks.

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>>18770880
here are your top quality chinese thermometers bro

>> No.18770965

>>18770901
Are you being retarded on purpose?
It’s the post that compared that to “link marines” that is ridiculous.

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>>18770957
top fucking kek that is pretty based

>> No.18770978

>>18770950
Why did a fucking railway company basically 4x since 2008?

I thought this shit was like utilities where it goes up like 4% a year.

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>>18770793
Kickbacks, duh.

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>>18769367
Put it on and stay in your mom's basement, and we might let you live.

>> No.18770999

>>18770793
California is a corrupt shit hole.

>> No.18771009

>>18770793
Californian state government is a series of schemes to graft funds. Pensions and state workers, public construction projects, heavy taxes, regulations, and most other things that make California a inefficient, overmanaged shithole are means by which a pool of middlemen make more work for themselves and siphon off large amounts of public money. This decision is likely the result of one of these people being able to profit somewhere between the Chinese manufacturer and the state.

>> No.18771013

>>18770999
the whole world is a shit hole

>> No.18771019
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>>18770453
First we will have the Jewish Magic Show. Opening act: the conclusion of after hours, where people notice things that flew under the radar. Your headliner: premarket, where anyone unlucky enough to hold on to memes gets fucked out of their gains. Hi, poorfags with limited daytrades.
Coming up next: Pick Your Poison. Today's episode: UAVS. The bell rings and I buy some just like last week. Last week it sank like a nigger in a swimming pool and my stop-loss was immediately triggered. Paid a case of beer to rent over a thousand shares for five minutes. If I buy again this week it will sink again. If I buy and hold it will sink even further and I will be holding a bag of shit. I'm pretty good about keeping strong hands in a dip but not holding bags of shit. Oh, and if I don't buy it will go to $500 per share.
There's also my favorite, where it rockets up in premarket and sinks an hour into the day.

>> No.18771020

>>18771013
>seething Californian

>> No.18771022

>>18771009
How is that different from the federal government, other than the scale?

>> No.18771030

>>18771009
california is one of the worst run states. look at the housing crisis in the bay area. almost entirely caused by rent control and refusal to zone new areas for apartment buildings.
or look at the "droughts"; theyre only crises because of absurd water subsidies. no one should be farming rice in the desert.

>> No.18771035

>so stressed over my shitty MA thesis I can't properly invest
Just give me my fucking diploma already. I'm only 2k in debt to you assholes but my soul has forever been raped. Just let me invest and have fun.

>> No.18771047
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>>18770978
There is no competition within Canada and there is high demand for freight transit.
https://www.morningstar.ca/ca/news/184570/canadian-rail-duopoly-is-on-the-right-track-mawer-manager-says.aspx

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>>18771009
Well said.

>> No.18771080

So will the job report do anything this Friday or nah?

>> No.18771094

>>18771080
nah

>> No.18771102

>>18769416
its amazing for the novice investor we cant lose bois

>> No.18771112

>>18769844
You can sell them easily, but good luck getting cash out of the service provider....

>> No.18771124

>>18771080
Not a damn thing. Just means cheaper wage slaves.

>> No.18771128

>>18771022
military industrial complex is not a new term, friend

>> No.18771136

>>18770957
>hey since we've come this far, shouldn't we go the last mile and make a working product to build a reputation so our business can grow into something great?
>no, short term gains, new scam next year

>> No.18771156

>>18770909
>BTC $12K END OF MAY
Time to Cash out some then

>> No.18771171

When the fuck does Jewhood allow you to do fractional shares?

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>>18770957
what if half of china's military equipment is the same way? they have a supply chain like every body else, maybe the missiles are just hollow shells?

>> No.18771192

How will APPLE and AMAZON do tomorrow?
I'm really banking on them doing well so we can take SPY to the next planet

>> No.18771206

>>18771022
>degree of corruption is unimportant
>pellet gun is same as a tank lol, both are guns lol, same thing lol, California needs to ban both lol

>> No.18771222
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>>18771171
2 months ago

>> No.18771237

>>18771128
>How is that different from the federal government, other than the scale?
>military industrial complex is not a new term, friend
?
>>18771206
>>degree of corruption is unimportant
>>pellet gun is same as a tank lol, both are guns lol, same thing lol, California needs to ban both lol
?

>> No.18771243

>>18771047
That's pretty cool. Seems like a really solid company for a long-term portfolio.

>> No.18771262

>>18770957
I refuse to believe this is real, as in I don't think it could just be a fake. Any physicsfag/engineering have any comment on this? My thinking is that the PCB at the front could be used simply as a slit to get the IR radiation (it has a tiny hole it seems) and the hole above is where the laser shoots out. I guess it's cheaper to use scrap PCB rather than some good material.

>> No.18771263

>>18769942
That's illegal af....

>> No.18771284

I am financially ok

>> No.18771302

>>18771262
You don't understand the chinese. They had a major problem about 6 years ago with people making and selling fake eggs. They will fuck you any way possible for a buck, even if it destroys their external reputation. It's simply because you're not part of their family and they did good by their family to bring in a profit any way possible.

>> No.18771325

>>18771237
>if something is 20% corrupt its the same as being 100% corrupt

>> No.18771329

>>18771262
better question, why didn't that retard just point it at his coffee and see if it works

>> No.18771330

>>18771262
You really don't understand the Chinese, do you? They are soulless insect people.

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>>18771262
no doubt in my mind that it's real but they should have pointed it at a lit match just to make it clear in the video

>> No.18771333

>>18769877
Mostly it's just common for it to be hard for people to set off somewhere else. I've lived in a few different states and countries. I moved unhappily as a child too many times, and my sense of home is fucked.

So for me, it's easy to move large distances and start over. But I do it under my own agency. Take that part away, and move me halfway across a state to somewhere unfamiliar? Now that would leave me uncomfortable and furious... And my heart would be stuck in the place I was before, enshrining that as where I am supposed to get back to.

It's probably some monkey-part-of-the-brain sort of instinctual reaction. But it's there, and it's a common response.

There's also the whole thing of people not being raised to think "Home is expensive, I'm gonna move to a different county/state to make a living, then return home several years later when I figure out my career." That's some A grade real talk shit. A lot of these guys were raised by Boomers/Me Generation. I don't know if you noticed, but they really shit the bed on leaving something for their offspring.

>> No.18771336
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>>18771062
Ooo swimsuits.
>>18771302
Yet we still do business with the assholes.

>> No.18771345

>>18771262
that fraudulent coffee company was praised in the state media for defrauding the western capitalists. in societies where corruption is the norm, fraud reaches absurd levels.
back when the DRC was Zaire, their ambassador to Japan straight up sold off the embassy for a quick buck. when the Mobutist regime fell from power, they literally stole the fax machines and striped copper wiring from the walls as they fled the country.
compared to places like Zaire, the level of fraud in the PRC is rather mundane

>> No.18771364

Thoughts on the earnings report for Amazon and Apple?
Miss or supersede them?

>> No.18771367

are stocks a waste of time? should i learn to use options?

>> No.18771369
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Why are oil tanker stocks doing so poorly all of the sudden? Has the situation changed?

I put a lot of money into this.

>> No.18771382

>>18771369
>Why are oil tanker stocks doing so poorly all of the sudden? Has the situation changed?
tons of people buy in on hype. value becomes inflated. theres a correction as hype calms

>> No.18771392

>>18771364
Amazon will pump apple is garbage compared to tesla fb micro right now

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>>18769303
gonna need AMD to go up, EURN/NAT to go up, and MGM to go down.
make it happen bogs.

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>> No.18771409

>>18771329
>>18771332
Indeed the video could have done a lot better job. If it clearly showed it didn't work I would believe it.

>>18771302
>>18771330
>>18771345
Hey I despise the chinks too, but I want to know the truth about this fucking thermometer. Chink shit is awful and there are a ton of scams, I know, but I have my doubts on this one.

>>18771284
Based

>> No.18771418

>>18771392
I'm thinking with the buyback program Apple announced the stock will pump regardless of their earnings report and Amazon I feel will have done well with the Virus since they hired a shit ton of new people (I think 100k plus)

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>>18771336
The more you know about them the more you understand how much money members of government make from them. They bribe like it's just a business cost. I'm personally for decoupling, shit if we still have to be globo homo I'd rather deal with Brazil.

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I made enough money off TSLA to buy a Tesla but I'm thinking about going with the Mach-E for the wing storage.

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>you will never make nearly 500% gains
why even live

>> No.18771444

Why is anyone here asking If something is bad or will dump?

We have overthrown fundamentals for a long time, just buy the shit company you'd like to, stfu and make money.

>> No.18771446

>>18771427
Buy a Lotus honestly.
They have Toyota engines now and the electronics are pretty good.

>> No.18771451

>>18771367
Stocks good, Wait til you know what you're doing to play options.

>> No.18771453

>>18771431
We're going to $3
Sell it off at 11am

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>>18771369
It will be fine. Don't panic after you just bought the stuff. Keep reading about what you bought. Take care of your new investment.
I think you will be happy before too long. If you don't want the stonks anymore I am more than happy to buy them from you.

>> No.18771467

>>18771336
>Yet we still do business with the assholes.
You heard of Trump right?

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JUST STAY STILL MUMU
IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON

>> No.18771478

>>18771325
I'm not convinced at any level that the state of california is more corrupt than the federal government. With the way these past 10 years have gone, with the way the the tea party was constructed and then done away with, the way this PPP thing has gone, those congressmen who sold stock but did nothing else regarding corona, the way every dem gets in Trump's way but every republican is terrified to do so (similar to Obama to my eyes)

Maybe it's just more visible, but the federal government is a cabal to make sure the two party system never falls and the public cede as many rights and funds to them as possible.

>>18771333
I assume people also need a reason to go somewhere more than just the desire to be not somewhere. If there's no where you've always thought highly of, or you have a friend there, or a job there, or some real reason to be there... knowing you can go anywhere in the country is more limiting than knowing you could move to some specific city. Something about infinite choice is paralyzing.

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>>18771460
Thanks for the reassurance.

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>>18771336
for me, it's sukumizu

>> No.18771506

>>18771444
Nothing is guaranteed money when there's the possibility of getting bogged.

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MLNX, where in the hell did it disappear to from robinhood?
Swore I saw it yesterday.
I love their products.

>> No.18771522

>>18771409
>>18771302
>>18771329
>>18771330
>>18771332
>>18771345
Looks like it's indeed a fake, possibly made in Ukraine (the box is in Ukranian and says something about Kiev). Someone posted that it may be a bootleg Heaco but I couldn't even find a website for Heaco so I don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_T-nTk1b10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHhPgpCNKSc&feature=emb_title

>> No.18771523

>>18771478
California is definitely the poster child of a corrupt bureaucracy, maybe only rivaled by New York or Illinois. It is astoundingly corrupt to the bone. Anyone who says otherwise is either ignorant or complicit.

>> No.18771528

>>18771506
Bogging: the great equalizer.

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>>18771367
There are strategies to minimise your losses, but most people here just gamble by buying puts or calls. R*dditor gambles are hilarious.

>> No.18771543

>>18771523
New Orleans?

>> No.18771552

>>18771543
You have been reported to the SEC. You are spreading false information which is leading to inflated stock prices. You will still spend time in a federal prison. I reported you, and the SEC will be tracing your ISP and you will be prosecuted.

>> No.18771558

>>18769559
What happened with them?

>> No.18771570

Going to dump my tank stocks tomorrow if they don't moon and just buy more xom or a meme stock like mur

>> No.18771584

>>18771263
Not on this timeline, man, it’s the age of corona. Anything goes

>> No.18771629

>>18771367
Stocks are generally safer the gains are slower. Options are the best if you know what you're doing, much better rewards but also higher risk.

>> No.18771631

>>18771418
If you are risk adverse get apple goys love that brand

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Glad I held on to some SPY calls. Once inflation really picks up the best place to park cash will be in (to be launched)10x leveraged index etfs. Thanks to J Pow and frens we will never go down.

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>>18771537
>most people here just gamble by buying puts or calls
"no"

/smg/ is the province of the Food Chads.
We run this shit, and we're NEVER selling.

>> No.18771662

Absolutely
>imagine
living in a country where Jerome Powell is not the chief central bank manager
I just don't know how you euros, canadas, etc. do it. I can't even imagine living in a country where the monetary policy isn't perfect

>> No.18771674

>>18771460
I bought and sold some different things when oil went negative, made a little money. I think the earnings next week and the week after will make both of us happy, depending on what we own. It's definitely not something I want to sell because of a dip like yesterday. Basically, we need the takers full for a while. That's happening. How long? Who know? That's why you have to watch.
A nice buy and forget stock I like is IRM, fwiw. ITW is also a good one I like to buy when I can. It's pricey for a poorfag like me but nice and stable.

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>>18771655
> smg
> msg
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER

>> No.18771691

>>18771662
> implying greenspan isn't still running it

>> No.18771695

>>18770004
POLICE STATE

Slowly and surely, push by push by push.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfMan8d5240

>> No.18771711

>>18771691
This.

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>>18771522
the chinese lies about where things comes from all the time though and use pictures of white people everywhere because nobody they dont trust their own people. so it's more likely a chinese factory just put Ukraine on the box rather than a fake product actually shipping from Ukraine and ending up being made fun of in china.

>> No.18771716

>>18771369
I added another thought to my reply but samefagged it to the first one by mistake. My bad.

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>>18771679
No smoking Bobo

>> No.18771728

Any oil distributor companies hit hard from oil barrel prices being low?

>> No.18771731

>>18771655
Blessed

>> No.18771736

>>18771691
I’m sorry but Jerome “The Printer” Powell is my hero.

>> No.18771751

>>18771655
I own a potash stock, without it your food will not grow. Check mate.

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I bought NAT on the up and up and am now down $100 which is 1/8th my profile as a poorfag. Should I just eat my losses and reinvest in normal big business stocks that are seemingly going to keep rising?

>> No.18771759

so is the crash friday or monday?

>> No.18771762

>>18771759
The crash was on March 23rd.

>> No.18771770

>>18771759
monday, but it won't be as bad as people expect

>> No.18771776

why did a ton of CEOs step down earlier in the year?

>> No.18771783

>>18771520
Nvidia bought them

>> No.18771784

>>18771759
I have a bitch of a time determining crash times now. But, I can't tell right now. With unlock coming on I'd expect even if it does crash it won't be much.

>> No.18771791

>>18771776
to cash out their stock options before the crash without raising investor eyebrows or inducing massive panic sellouts

>> No.18771796

>>18771753
Just hold, tankers will be back up when the earnings reports come in May.

>> No.18771800

Late nite bred
>>18771664
>>18771664
>>18771664

>> No.18771803

Unemployment is high, how long can the stock market keep this charade up?

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>>18771723
bids gotta swim
bears gotta smoke

>> No.18771820

>>18771803
as long as the fed keeps printing money, the stock market is not dependent on the real economy

>> No.18771828

>>18771803
Most of the money is with the boomers. Most unemployment is with zoomers/millennials. Unemployment has nothing to do with the stock market right now.

>> No.18771879

>>18771753
No, do not sell. I will buy from you, but hold on. You have earnings coming up here. These tanker companies are raking in huge amounts of money.

>> No.18772048

>>18771753
No, the tanker play is far from over. I think EURN is better though. I’m long EURN, KGC, and GOLD. Buy TLRD and gold too, OMAB as well.

>> No.18772084

>>18772048
Was looking at EURN earlier. Listed in article I was reading. Oil bros to ballsy for my blood. I’ll take a bit less risk. I do wish you all the best. For the economy does need infrastructure investment right now.

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>>18770841
>>>market is forward looking
>>Is the boomer version of
>>>link marines
>I will buy at inflated 2019 prices when there is a looming threat of liquidity crunch and default for one to two years, indicated by the top dog himself
i think anon's right.

>> No.18772176

>>18771803
When riots start.

>> No.18772206

>>18771879
Except this is the clown market where earnings apparently don’t translate into stock prices.

>> No.18772227

>>18771753
Do you know how to use stop loses and trailing yet?

>> No.18772354

>>18772084
The oil supply glut is astounding, and all of it has to go somewhere. All of these tankers will have record earnings Q2.

>> No.18772413

>>18771369
EIA reported less then expected oil storage build. The tanker play isnt dead yet but the case became less bullish

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What if the market isn't detached from reality, but reality is detached from the market?

>> No.18772480

>>18772413
https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.economictimes.com/markets/expert-view/huge-supply-glut-to-keep-oil-under-pressure-vandana-hari/amp_articleshow/75442551.cms

>> No.18773086

>>18772206
Wait for Q2 earnings

>> No.18773286

>>18772101
when he dies of old age, will BRK.B increase or decrease in value? has anyone asked him?

>> No.18773304

Not liking the action in the treasuries tonight, my dudes

>> No.18773350

>>18770924
FRO is oversold as shit.
Even in normal circumstances it should be on 10§

>> No.18773405

>>18773086
>Wait for Q2 earnings
How much you wanna bet even with record breaking Q2. The stock will drop because NO GUIDANCE.

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