Tinder sluts

[Anonymous No.18747386]

Their Bio:
>Please be unique
>If you start the convo with a 'hey' swipe left
>Be creative

Their conversation starter:
>'Hey'
>'Heyy'
>'Hey, {INSERT NAME HERE}'
>*sends gif of animal waving*
>*sends gif with shy/embarassed expression*
??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.18747409]

All women are stupid whores that for some reason are the soul reason life exists

[Anonymous No.18747417]

You're unironically not going to find love on Tinder

[Anonymous No.18747420]

>>18747409
Sole*

[Anonymous No.18747431]

>>18747409
Life is overrated

[Anonymous No.18747468]

>>18747386
genuine question OP. why are you posting on /biz/?
have you heard of >>>/b/ or >>>/adv/ ?

[Anonymous No.18747478]

>>18747417
where to find {{{her}}} ?

[Anonymous No.18747496]

>>18747386
they dont even msg me and making up gay ass conversation starters are a waste of my fucking time.

[Anonymous No.18747516]

I've accepted I will die alone. Girls are just completely boring and insufferable when they're not sucking my dick.

[Anonymous No.18747521]

>>18747478
back in high school

[Anonymous No.18747522]

>>18747478
Try the last place you looked

[Anonymous No.18747530]

>>18747386
FUCK YEAH (((BUSINESS AND FINANCE)))

[Anonymous No.18747532]

"I love traveling, going out and netflix"

"if you have a dog i will probably love him more than you"

"sapiosexual"

[Anonymous No.18747552]

"I'm a nurse in Kentucky - 5''4"

[Anonymous No.18747558]

>>18747532
Kek

[Anonymous No.18747567]

>>18747532
: |

i live in a small country far away from the US (which i assume you are posting from) and experience the same exact fucking bios? is that it, are all girls fundamentally the same bland piece of cardboard all around the globe?

[Anonymous No.18747571]

>>18747567
what's so special about you

[Anonymous No.18747594]

>>18747567
People just put generic bios on dating apps for obvious reasons

[Anonymous No.18747610]

>>18747571
i am employed and i study, have multiple hobbies including all kinds of sports & working out, making and listening to music, cooking, trading & programming, cars, traveling

what's ur point?

[Anonymous No.18747670]

Met a girl on bumble who I was falling in love with that cut me off and its completely my fault

Now I larp as cloud strife and realize no girl will ever compete. Call me cringe, don't care.

[Anonymous No.18747673]

>>18747567
No. Thots are pretty much the same all around the globe but there are non-thot females. Not sure if you can find them on tinder though.

[Anonymous No.18747690]

>>18747610
Sounds generic as fuck, only thing that's missing is "I love video games especially Zelda!".

[Anonymous No.18747732]

>>18747690
what about you faggot?

[Anonymous No.18747739]

keep searching bros. Also try /soc/

[Anonymous No.18747753]

>>18747567
I honestly gave up on women after the sex and the city craze. I tried to watch 2 episodes. I can describe the show as "shit women talk to each other in private for shock value." It might be the worst fucking thing to become a huge hit, and it caused an avalanche of copy-cat shows like Girls which was probably worse but I'm never going to watch it. I will never understand the schizophrenic nature of women.

[Anonymous No.18747761]

>>18747610
so you're not good at anything? unless you're leonardo fucking davinci which I doubt you are.

[Anonymous No.18747769]

>>18747732
The ladies love a deep thinking big brained stoic. Not some hobby overloading faggot desperately trying to compensate.

[Anonymous No.18747778]

>>18747739
that's a man

[Anonymous No.18747780]

>>18747739
Are you really discussing DDoS’ing on iMessage group chat...

[Anonymous No.18747784]

>>18747610
>all kinds of sports & working out, making and listening to music, cooking, trading & programming, cars, traveling
is exactly the kind of bio you are complaining about

[Anonymous No.18747796]

>>18747769
>deep thinking
>women love men that have big brains
>women love stoic men

[Anonymous No.18747797]

>>18747732
I'm emloyed and dont study anymore. Like video games, work out, make music, and am interested in trading. Hate sports, cars and travelling.

At the same time I never claimed to be special, I know Im in the 80% demographic of this board even though I'm a bit older than the average.

[Anonymous No.18747810]

>>18747778
5 months dating haven't found a penis yet

[Anonymous No.18747818]

>>18747796
Why are you posting a selfie?

[Anonymous No.18747821]

>>18747797
kek, I'm also very conscious of my flaws, I've been limiting my interests to religion, shitcoin discovery and reading about how to build shit

[Anonymous No.18747829]

>>18747417
I did, took me forever though I would advise anyone looking to be extremely picky if you're looking on tinder

[Anonymous No.18747833]

>her bio says "I'm X years old" but her profile says X + 1, 2, 3 etc
>obnoxiously liberal
>single mom, bonus points if the kid is a halfbreed
>problem hairstyle/color
>problem glasses
>profile has pictures of her with black guys
>sexuality is anything besides hetero or bi
>meme degree from an expensive private school yet works a shit tier food service/retail job
>"I'm done with hookups I want something real now"
>only interests are Netflix, wine, traveling and animals
>she's just using the profile to shill her social media accounts
And to top it off the very small handful of women who seem likable and don't have any of these issues are all guaranteed to either live far away or have a work schedule that is completely opposite of mine or plan on moving in a couple months. It's so fucking tiring.

[Anonymous No.18747857]

>having this picture 95% of the time
>5% other time outside machu pichu

[Anonymous No.18747859]

>>18747386
This isn't finance. KYS

[Anonymous No.18747862]

>>18747821
That shit is pointless in a dating app desu. Just put something funny and easy going in there and let the pics talk for you.

>I like experimental and brutal death metal. If you think you're hot shit 1v1 me on quake live and we'll see.
I don't use dating apps but this would be my profile bio.

[Anonymous No.18747910]

>>18747670
What ya do mr strife

[Based phoneposter No.18747947]

>>18747532
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ERnwGJV_yaY&t=14s

>>18747386
OP stop acting like these arent just fat girls hitting you up

[Anonymous No.18748380]

>>18747910
mercenary, ex-soldier

Right now nothing. I want to get back into bartering but got in trouble with the law so I have to appeal to a board with a lawyer to get my license to bartend in a casino that I have a job lined up at.

I larp as cloud now because everyone said i was super annoying and talk too much. So now I lead a double persona and act like me online but irl Im quiet and try not to say much. That and I used to take so much shot personally, now whenever I get that feeling I just think how cloud would act. "Not my problem". I think its better this way, honestly. I lived in my fathers shadow who was a womanizer charming model, I tried really hard to be him, but I found out he was a drunk with a kid and drove my mom away for a time and my view of him changed. So I latched onto the second biggest influential character to me, cloud. Again, call me a fag, but we all need something to hold on to.

[Anonymous No.18748525]

>>18747761
>Not being a literal genius polymath when it comes to your avocations= sucking at all of them
Kys retard

[Anonymous No.18748570]

>>18747386
only omega males use tinder and orbit sluts

[Anonymous No.18748668]

>>18747478
>>18747521
>back in high school
This.

[Anonymous No.18749387]

>>18747417
What if I'm going about it ironically?

[Anonymous No.18749408]

>>18749387
Impossible desu quote unquote Love is unironically post ironic

[Anonymous No.18749458]

>>18747417
Tinder has absolutely destroyed dating forever. People now literally have no way of knowing who and how many a girl has fucked. They don't have to go through friends or in bars, it's given them all the anonymity of escorting but with a social acceptability. Even the most cunning girls 10 years ago could eventually be caught out by some friends publicly asking her if she remembers banging some nigger. No more.

[Anonymous No.18749574]

>>18747417
My sister found her boyfriend on tinder. They now own a house together and have a baby with another on the way. I agree tinder is garbage but there's always exceptions.

[Anonymous No.18749689]

>>18749458
And knowing exactly how many people one has fucked is a requirement for a relationship right? Found the virgin sperg

[Anonymous No.18749725]

>>18749689
Found the oversocialised cuck

[Anonymous No.18749742]

>>18749689
Yes, it literally is. In fact I'd say it's the single most important criterion.

[Anonymous No.18749764]

have sex incels

[Based phoneposter No.18749813]

>>18749725
Chill bro, who cares the number of guys a girl fucked already? Theyre all whores, so its gonna be a lot - dont be such a cuck and obsess over it

also
>>18749408
as if meeting girls in bars was a good thing

[Anonymous No.18749825]

[Based phoneposter No.18749835]

>>18749813
was for
>>18749458

[Anonymous No.18749908]

>>18747431
Woah thats edgy is fuck.. let's see hear your opinion again when you look death in the eye.

[Anonymous No.18749944]

>single mother of 6, NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS!
>on tinder
>ON TINDER

[Anonymous No.18749972]

>>18747478
Love exists anon. But only in adolescence

[Anonymous No.18749977]

>>18749813
You may be called based phoneposter but i have suspicions otherwise.

[Anonymous No.18749985]

>>18749972
QUEER

[Anonymous No.18749995]

Wow this made me hate women.

[Anonymous No.18750019]

>>18747386
Women are uninteresting, hive minded retards. Use dating apps only to fuck them. You will not, I repeat, you will not find quality women on dating apps. That being said, cut the conversation to a minimum by only asking when they are available to go out for a drink. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.18750022]

>>18747521
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it’s over isn’t it bros?

[Anonymous No.18750038]

>>18749825
Kek

[Anonymous No.18750090]

>>18748570
where did her eyebrows go?

[Anonymous No.18750278]

>>18749725
>>18749742
You guys are just losers

[Anonymous No.18750765]

>>18747417
I did 3 years ago, getting married after pandemic ends

[Anonymous No.18750853]

>>18747386
Women are retarded, more at 11.

[Anonymous No.18751128]

Looks is all that matters. When I used tinder I didn’t even have a bio. I just basically msged and said you’re cute and asked for their number as soon as I could. Usually never went more than 5 messages on the actual app, either they give their # or they don’t and you move on. Women know immediately whether or not they would fuck you none of the other bullshit matters unless you’re trying for a serious relationship.

[Anonymous No.18751193]

>>18751128
This guy fucks. The great thing is you can A/B test setups on tinder in live time. I’ve found you need a shirtless non douchey shot (think paddleboading), a shot with friends, and maybe a shot with a girl (but cropped out so she can imagine herself as that girl). Other than that, its move fast to suss out if she wants to smash or not. No hard feelings, unmatch and roll out.

[Anonymous No.18751245]

>>18751128
>>18751193

I get a crazy amount of matches but can never really close it with anybody. I think I fall for the conversation meme too often

[Anonymous No.18751291]

>>18747417
I did, but as another anon said it took awhile and I acknowledge I'm not the norm. I wish I could date the traditional way but don't have a large circle of friends, went to a small engineering university, and don't go out much. If you have any sort of normal social life it's infinitely better to just date the traditional way but I would still be single if I relied on that. If you are new to dating it's a good way to practice and understand what type of people you get along with. However, unless you are an attractive normie it's not even good for casual sex

[Anonymous No.18751759]

>>18747521
I went back to college mostly for this and as weird as it can sound it worked and my perfect waifu is now the mother of my 2 kids
she's even vacuum cleaning as I type this lol

[Anonymous No.18751957]

>>18748380
you will make it
fag

[Anonymous No.18752067]

>>18751245
yes
females love it when you just shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.18752226]

>>18751128
>>18751193
Based. It really as simple as projecting all the necessary superficial traits in your pictures then going in for the kill every time.

[Anonymous No.18752339]

>>18747818
goteem gamer