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All the advice on biz is useless to us poor investors. I have 2000 dollars and people are talking about buying stocks worth hundreds. This is the thread to help those without a lot of money make a lot of money.

>> No.18733657

>>18733596
Everyone is poor here
Anyone claiming they have more than 10k is larping

>> No.18733659

>>18733596
Same principles apply at 2000 as 2 million, very few stocks cost more than 2k, not sure what your issue is.

>> No.18733671

>>18733657
What are your recommendations to buy for poor people

>> No.18733685
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I'd like to glaze her footpusy

>> No.18733698
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He bought TVIX

LOL

>> No.18733705
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OPEN UP THE FUCKING COUNTRY ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARDS I ALREADY HAVE ANTIBODIES

>> No.18733709

>>18733659
Because if I had two million and I doubled in a year I would make 4 million. If I have two thousand and double in a year I have 4000. Not to mention dividends. Stocks are percent based so the more money you have the more you make. I want to 4x with stocks.

>> No.18733712

>>18733671
Education.

>> No.18733714

>>18733685
I will never understand the foot thing, Dan Schneider.

>> No.18733726

>>18733596
If you think stocks worth hundreds or even thousands are too expensive for you, you don’t know what an expensive stock really is and need to leave here before you lose all of your money

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Can any burgers tell me if they think Blue Apron will drop after earnings?

The estimate is barely better than pre-crisis, and they were dying then

>> No.18733745
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>>18733705
no
we need to keep the boomers alive forever
sorry zoomers but the economy is small price to pay to give seniors an extra 3 years of life

>> No.18733760

>>18733698
Those are plebbit kiddies. I remember my first trade.

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>>18733596
2000 dollars is a pretty good amount to start investing with. Start with 100-200$ per month and dollar cost average. I'm out of stock market at the moment, it might still implode. Don't really care if I miss the bottom either.

>> No.18733774

>>18733712
If you’re so smart what do you recommend

>> No.18733788

>>18733760
ID: Poo
I giggled

>> No.18733797
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>>18733596
git gud nigga

>> No.18733799

>>18733763
But how can I make my gains worthwhile within a year?

>> No.18733805
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>>18733714
t. <75IQ

It's ok, Cheick Ngubu Tchiebwe. Stick to drooling over fat asses. High IQ chads will take care of the feet.

>> No.18733812

>>18733596
Gamble on options
Stonks without leverage are a waste of time below 20k or so

>> No.18733818

>>18733797
Teach me

>> No.18733827

>>18733774
HVAC, accounting, electrician.

>> No.18733828

>>18733596
you can still get in on NAT, they will get to $14-20 range at least before earnings report

>> No.18733829

I've been staying out of ETFs because I'm not too knowledgable about trading, but do you think putting some money into USO after it does the reverse split or whatever might be worth it?
At least once its dropped more if it does end up doing that?

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>>18733797
cringe

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>>18733799
You can't, unless you get lucky. If you could, everyone would be rich. Unless you start gambling with options or leverage trading, but you are statistically more likely to lose everything.

>> No.18733840

>>18733829
I have a feeling that find is a scam

>> No.18733853

>>18733596
Buy SSL & CCL

>> No.18733859
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Hands up for fellow disgusting gamblers.

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>>18733831
TEACH ME SOMEBODY PLEASE WHAT DO I DO

>> No.18733869

>>18733829
USO wont exist in 15 days

>> No.18733871

>>18733829
USO isn't for holding. It naturally decays over time because it's based on oil futures. Each time it rolls it has less buying power. You have to be 0 IQ retard to hold this. If you want to make a play on oil, stick to players with good balance sheets. TOT EPD PSX COP CVX FANG

>> No.18733889

Tbh, just do penny stocks for now. Trade this and that every day. You could do anywhere between %1 to 4% of gains every day if you play your cards right. Every day for (174 days left for 2020) the rest of the year, you’ve definitely doubled or tripled your money. And if you’re a NEET, if you have less than 12000 taxable income, you still don’t have to file (I still would just to have a paper trail.)

>> No.18733893

>>18733831
>+.42%
nice returns retard. if you’re not making at LEAST 10% per day in this current market you should jump off a bridge

>> No.18733912

>>18733867
Dump all your money into JCP

>> No.18733920

>>18733709
>Stocks are percent based
Exactly.
>I want to 4x
Then you better expect to be 4X more likely to get burned.

Risk is the same at any level, the difference between millionaires and poor people is the former have acquired the capital of the latter.

>> No.18733921

>>18733596
Reddit ruins /b/ in 2012
Reddit ruins /v/ in 2013
Reddit ruins /pol/ in 2015
Reddit ruins /biz/ in 2020

>> No.18733923

If you bought at +1.5% futures today you are an absolute clown.
Please sell now in panic and at a loss so my shorts can grow stronger

>> No.18733924

>>18733869
You retards said that 15 days ago.
People need to understand that no one on /biz/ can comprehend events more than 1 month out.

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>>18733596
dont fall into the trap of investing only in low priced stocks, fellow poorasses

>> No.18733942

>>18733889
I planned to do this with half my money, what penny stocks do you recommend, and how do you pick which ones will be good

>> No.18733944

>>18733889
At that point why not just gamble?

>> No.18733946

>>18733596
But is the cat real?

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>>18733671
DBVT and MNLO

Both undervalued. MNLO is going to continue to push upwards until the end of next month. DBVT is going to moon once they meet with the FDA.

>> No.18733962

>>18733921
IM NOT REDDIT

>> No.18733971

Why haven't we seen any bloody market dip recently lads? Been waiting over a week for a dip before making my next index tracker investment, but the market's been steadily rising instead.

>> No.18733973

>>18733944
daytrading and gambling are synonyms.

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>>18733893
Where are your gains anons?

>> No.18733987

Holy fuck my AMC short is bleeding me dry, what the fuck is happening.

>> No.18733998

>>18733951
I’ll check them out thnx

>> No.18734004

looks like it's gonna crab again until the end of day

>> No.18734006

>>18733893
>has $5000 invested
lmao how poor are you

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>He thinks 2008 is going to repeat

NGMI

>> No.18734036

>>18733982
CCL, MGM, HTZ, and OXY have been my main gainers lately

>> No.18734040

Will USO bump after the split so I can finally break even and exit out of that money pit?

>> No.18734051

>>18733982
Made 2500 off my starting play of 5000 last month. Went hard on travel, mortgage firms and energy (oil). Pulled the profit into reserve in case this is in fact a bounce, not sure so hedging my bets.

>> No.18734059

>>18734040
Your money is gone, thanks for holding my bags though

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>>18733921
Yes

>> No.18734072

>>18733705
You can get reinfected

>> No.18734075

>>18733671
TRX, TOPS, any cheap cannabis company

>> No.18734077

>BBBY is practically bankrupt
>they pump for no reason yesterday
>buy puts
>they pump for no reason again today
I just don't get it anymore, it's like nothing actually matters, everything just does whatever it wants. Looming bankruptcy? Pump. Literal actual bankruptcy? Pump. Oil hits new low? Oil stocks pump.

And then you try going in the reverse, buy a company with a solid balance sheet at a good price? Somehow dumps even more. Buy a stock that has been going flat for two weeks, suddenly dumps for absolutely no reason at all. News doesn't matter, rumours don't matter, it's all algo bullshit just throwing the market left and right for no reason at all. This is literally gambling now, it's not even an exaggeration to call it that anymore. The entire market is just a slot machine, there is no such thing as investment strategy anymore, it's just a complete fucking gamble.

>> No.18734087

good time to buy DIS or should I wait for the may 6th earnings report?

>> No.18734098
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18734098

>>18734006
>+.42%

>> No.18734100

>>18734072
So a virus that will never go away no matter how locked down we stay. EXTEND THE QUARANTINE TWO MORE WEEKS

>> No.18734103

>>18734077
there is a reason, they had 85% gains in online sales and are switched their whole business model to that end. This way, they might not get completely fucked by amazon

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>ABLOO BLOO CLOWN MARKET!!

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>>18733596
No this CANNOT be happening you all need to CONSOOOOM more or my 401K is finished!

>> No.18734116

>the only big food delivery services in my country are going bankrupt, with one having closed already
Fucking lel
Thanks, corona-chan.

>> No.18734133

>>18734087
Dis is scary right now, I'd wait. Buy MGM, Vegas is opening soon

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>>18734072
Please stay inside forever

>> No.18734170

MOM ITS HAPPENING AGAIN

>> No.18734175

If you want high risk high reward look at mreits like mfa and ivr. lots of non agnecy rmbs holdings but if they survive you'll probably make bank

>> No.18734176

>>18734116
>the food delivery services are going bankrupt
what? shouldn't they be doing well? What the fuck is this clown economy?

>> No.18734181

>>18733657
Does 401k not count?

>> No.18734182

Why did Nasdaq want to become a shitcoin by having both TSLA AND ZOOM?

>> No.18734189

>>18734176
he said in his country, bet that country did something stupid like ban food delivery

>> No.18734190

Sold everything during this morning's fake and gay pump. How did I do?

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>SPY Dropping like a stone
Is... is it happening?

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18734201

Anyone bought into VAL?

>> No.18734202

CRASH FINALLY YOU PIECE OF SHIT
DON'T BOUNCE AGAIN

>> No.18734206

>>18734194
>down -0.46%
>happening

>> No.18734212
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WHATS HAPPENING

>> No.18734216

>>18734072
>bro we have to stay inside forever bro or people might get sick bro i know the economy is collapsing bro but BRO PEOPLE MIGHT GET SICK BRO WE NEED TO EXTEND THE LOCKDOWN BRO JUST TWO MORE WEEKS DUDE SOME OLD PEOPLE MIGHT DIE BRO THE LOCKDOWN BRO SOCIAL DISTANCING BRO WE HAVE TO KEEP THE COUNTRY CLOSED BRO THIS IS SERIOUS BRO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND BRO MY MOTHERS BROTHERS COUSINS UNCLES WIFES SON DIDED OF CORONA BRO ITS NO JOKE BRO JUST THREE MORE WEEK BRO I PROMISE BRO WE'LL LIFT THE LOCKDOWN BY FALL BRO I PROMISE BRO THE GOVERNMENT HAS NEVER LIED BEFORE BRO JUST ONE MORE YEAR BRO

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.18734224

worth buying a bit of exxonmobil ? texas opening soon ?

>> No.18734240

>>18734194
Confirmed happening. Get out while you still can

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>SPY shoots up 5% on terrible news
>then goes 2% lighter
>Y-YES NOW WE GO DOWN
i'm a bear but at least i don't delude myself
i wait

>> No.18734260

>>18734206
It's not about the percentage you brainlet. If the only time you can predict a crash is after it's happened you're a pretty shit investor

>> No.18734264

>bro literally nothing bad that happens matters just keep buying so my 401k stays afloat

>> No.18734265

>>18732806
>what stocks are you buying today?
>most of my stocks are green....
MSFT, earnings tomorow
FRO STNG SALT TGP (pick a tanker that isn't NAT)
NET
AMD earnings today(might drop on open tomorrow but will rebound)

So many cheapies today...

>> No.18734270

>>18734098
I'm sure he's seething sitting on his $280k while you brag about your meme daytrades on your peasant account.

>> No.18734283

>>18734224
No, will go down to at least 43 if not 42$ before.
Also, on May 20 we might see some shit.

>> No.18734301

>>18734098
>makes as much as you with a tiny fraction of the risk
Poorfags dabbed on

>> No.18734305

>>18734283
why?

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>>18734264
I will turn this country to ash before I let Boomer 401k's become insolvent.

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All the work-from-home and tanker stocks dipped at reopening speculation despite the fact they're bound for more use in the coming months--good time to buy in

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All I can ever think and obsess over is how much I could have made if I bought in earlier. How do you learn to ignore these feelings and just hold?

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>>18733921
I poor. But anon was shilling Doo a week ago. Not bad gains for one of my first stocks.

>> No.18734343

Just sold everything.
I dont believe things are going up this fast without it signifying some sort of drop.

>> No.18734349

>>18734189
Here in Toronto, Foodora just announced they're shutting down (conveniently right when their deal to deliver booze from the provincial liquor stores finished). Couriers were about to unionize, but more importantly I think people are cottoning on to how shit these delivery apps are as a business model. They force restaurants to lower their margins further, customers to pay huge markups, and there's the persistant risk that couriers will just fuck off with the food or deliver it 2 hours late. We still have Uber, Door Dash, and Skip the Dishes, but they have the same problems and will almost definitely see their own union fights in the next couple years.
Good alternative to look at will be Ritual - it's much the same ecosystem but focusses on taking orders for pickup, eliminating the biggest overhead and liability of contracted couriers.

>> No.18734355

>>18734332
Get burned once trying to be fashionably early instead of fashionably late

>> No.18734356

>>18734270
Yeah, sitting on it is correct. I’ll have 7 figures by the end of the year and he’ll have his safe investments that can’t even gain a whole percentage point in this brrrr market. Hopefully he can hit $300,000 by next winter

>> No.18734359

>>18734175
These look tasty friend

>> No.18734376

>>18733596
>has $2000
>complaing about not being able to afford stocks that are hundreds of dollars?
this is why youre poor, retard

>> No.18734377

>>18733596
I fucking hate IV. Can someone please invent a new type of option with higher premiums that doesn't have IV?

>> No.18734396

Anyone with less than six figures in the market should be banned from this thread.

>> No.18734407

>>18734349
Uber has gone 11 years without making money. And they will go 11 more years with easy credit and not making any money.

>> No.18734411

>>18734072
hahahhahah how is this still an argument that people are using. It's totally irrational to lockdown citizens for months at a time. We literally don't have the infrastructure to support a country on lockdown for continuous months at a time.

>b-but you could get the virus again :(

oh wow, guess I'll have to take my 0.01% chances of getting a virus that could give me snivels and a sore throat.

>> No.18734426

>>18734356
Off the back of making leveraged plays with your tiny account on absolute meme shit shilled on /smg/? No you won't.

>> No.18734436

>>18734343
My picks barely moved god dang it.

>> No.18734438

>>18734396
anime figures?

>> No.18734443
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kek

>> No.18734460

>>18733596

go invest in acorns you poor fag.


https://www.acorns.com/
if u want insane gains don't buy any of this low volume shitcoins this internet gutter is shilling..

buy ETH, BTC, LINK, crypto itself as an asset class is super speculative.

>> No.18734468

I am learning an important lesson here.

>terrible financial news
>market gets propped up into a bubble
>"The market likes harsh news!" "V-shaped recovery!"

>terrible financial news
>market goes down
>reality begins to set in and people panic harder

It seems that the first is a cope which is popped by a large downward movement. when the movement happens people look at the stuff they've been willingly ignoring and blame the downward movement on it retrospectively.

>> No.18734495

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaww

>> No.18734517

Any non-cucked live chart aside from TradingView?

>> No.18734536

>>18734443
I take it the libertytripadvisor.b 9000% increase that one day remains unexplained

>> No.18734558

first is cope plus stimulus, then 2nd leg down is stimulus runs out or proves to be ineffective, or it's basically a bad signal sent out saying "the market is weak so we need QEinfinity".

best case scenario right now is western countries become like japan with NIRP, barely limping by due to tech. smart savers will pull all cash from banks and buy gold. that's what japs started doing when they got hit with NIRP, they bought safes and gold and started dealing more heavily in cash. a lot of chinks here in socal hate or don't accept CC/debit cards because of the transaction fees too.

big difference between japan and usa is that usa has tons of undesirables and illegals, plus the war machine.

>> No.18734561

We are bouncing off the 50 day moving average, curiously enough.

Usually when this happens, we get hyper pushed off the MA so we don't signal a sell off. Maybe they aren't saving it?

>> No.18734568

Fuck you guys for convincing me to buy NET

>> No.18734584

>>18734377
cringe >>>r*ddit.com

>> No.18734595

>>18734561
the Nazzzdaq will be next to fall, not by as much but it's going red today in anticipation of weak earnings. i'm in some SQQQ for the excitement.

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The markets may be crabbing, but you'll always have a fren in lean hogs

>> No.18734626

>>18734595
>tfw bought TVIX and sold at the peak and then rebought as it came back down, getting 1.25% or so in gain by default
>now TVIX's daily gain will automatically be X+1.25%

>> No.18734637

>>18734568
what's the problem?

>> No.18734645

>>18734568
It's a long term hold, where do you think the majority of websites are hosted?

>> No.18734663

>>18734568
thought you said NAT oops lole

>> No.18734667

>>18734618
>meat packing plants closing
>hogs are up
explain this

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>>18733596
anyone have an opinion on the Cruiseliner stocks?
RCL NCL CCL ie
This virus made them nosedive but most sources say theyre not gonna go under so Ive already bought some when they rebound when cruising is allowed again

>> No.18734691

>>18733596
go all in on NAIL or GDXJ

>> No.18734704

>>18733596
VTIQ
Will be NKLA by end of quarter
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/alanohnsman/2020/03/03/hydrogen-truckmaker-nikola-listing-on-nasdaq-via-surprise-merger-with-vectoiq-worth-33-billion/amp/

>> No.18734722

>>18734670
Well, I heard carnival got a bailout if that helps.

>> No.18734737

I was up $400 early today and we are barely open yet in this country.
I'm a small investor for now and am comfy as fuck.
You can make money.
Would have helped if you joined the market in late March..but still

>> No.18734749

>>18734670
Saudis also bought into CCL. They are gonna be alright.

>> No.18734774

>>18733657
I have 30k.

>> No.18734782

https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/08/saudi-arabia-has-taken-a-major-stake-in-carnival-w.aspx

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>>18734667
reduced supply increases price of goods, increasing the value of the underlying resource that produces them?

>> No.18734789

>>18733921
Take my upvote famalam

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Am planning on doing a last wave of buying before I sit tight. Should I wait until after all these earnings and buy end of week?

>> No.18734828

>>18734787
They are killing excess pigs because there is no demand though

>> No.18734829

>>18734626
>tfw bought TVIX at $270 and hurts to look at right now so just have to keep telling myself the crash is coming

>> No.18734860 [DELETED] 

oh look """retail investors""" buying back in the dip at increasing prices :--DD

>> No.18734912

>>18734536
Yo that shit was wild. Imagine having insider info before that opening. My god I could have retired

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NATbros?

>> No.18734946

>>18734829
>tfw sold TVIX at 700

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>>18734829
Pic related
>>18734749
Oh look, this guy again. Can't wait for the Arab rug to be pulled from under your feet!

>> No.18734964

>>18734925
People probably shorted it on the run up this morning

>> No.18735021

>>18734782
to convert to oil tankers. barrels of oil stacked inside.

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>>18734925
what tool is that fren?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHAT VIRUS

PACK OUR MEAT FUCKING HICKS N SPICS

>> No.18735105

>>18734949
kek

>>18734946
how do i be like you

>> No.18735248

>>18733657
this is true. I have $3k and i post pics of my 150k LINK folio all the time

>> No.18735261

>>18735105
>how do i be like you
Be a lucky fucking cunt and hodl TVIX with like 17k loss for half a year and then fall into the biggest crash of the century because some chink ate a bat

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>>18735104
>tfw trump could force a wage increase by removing all the illegals that work in meat pack
>he wont
cucked

>> No.18735330

>>18735104
>WHAT VIRUS

this part of your post was correct

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>>18735105
You literally could have picked ANY stock and be up atleast 30% from the time you bought tvix.

>> No.18735356

>>18735104
hahahah inironically bullish for Tyson,buy buy buy! tendies are saved

>> No.18735458

>>18733774
Technical military job.
Worst case, you come out with 4 years relevant experience and make 50k anually working maintenance.
Best case you get out and go to college for free while being paid 1500 monthly for a place to live. Plus since you're ex military and 4 years older than every other guy, you can hook up with all the Stacys. And once you have your degree you have a degree and work experience so you will be competitive in the job market.

>> No.18735494

anyone here gonna try BZQ?

>> No.18735524

>>18735458
So fucking delusional. In reality no one wants to hire vets (and with good reason) and Stacey will be turned off and even grossed out by the guy who's 4 years behind everyone else -- still driving an old shitty car and struggling with basic high school level math that he has to retake because he turned off his brain for 4 years.

>> No.18735654

How do I buy First Cobalt Corp without having to pay a commission fee for the forex?

>> No.18735697
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Buy REFR

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

Series C Funding
Businesses that make it to Series C funding sessions are already quite successful. These companies look for additional funding in order to help them develop new products, expand into new markets, or even to acquire other companies. In Series C rounds, investors inject capital into the meat of successful businesses, in an effort to receive more than double that amount back. Series C funding is focused on scaling the company, growing as quickly and as successfully as possible.

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>>18735333
Checked and thanked. Took your advice and picked up Hou when it dipped under a dollar. Not bad gains today. Do you suggest holding longer or should I take the gains? Thanks ma dood

>> No.18735713

Are candle sticks patterns self fulfilling prophecies?

>> No.18735748

if i could have your attention for just a moment
LEND CCL YOUR POWER PLS I NEED THIS

>> No.18735754

>>18735654
holy shit you're going to lose everything.

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>>18735698
My timing was a couple days off with that one, nor did it hit the 37 cent low I predicted either (60 cent is the lowest?). Glad it worked out for you. I can see it pumping for the next few days as the contract comes close to rolling over. Ill have to re evaluate what is going to happen after that.

>> No.18735798

Just sold my Jnug, I suggest buying now as its bound to moon now that I got rid of it.

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>>18735104
MIGA LIFE
#LUV SPICSHITSKINS

>> No.18735825

lol I was in the other thread

how is everyone today?

>> No.18735840

>>18735748
CCLs power moonshot is still awhile off.
Its a long hold

>> No.18735868

Need a quick 10x. Any thots?

>> No.18735977

>>18735868
bumping for 10x thots

>> No.18736014

>>18735840
i'm talking about my 5/1 calls

>> No.18736221

>>18735781
OK. Still going up. (63% now) i'll hold. I'll keep an eye out for your posts. Cheers

>> No.18736416

florida is opening back up. but we are sort of a retarded state.

>> No.18736612

Anyone know a lightweight site/app that allows multicharting?

>> No.18736963

>>18733871
The bottoms fallen out of oil and you’re worried about decay

>> No.18737002

>>18736416
Just the flu, bro.

>> No.18737051

Welp, stuck bagholding 20k shares of Ibio at 1.31. Thought it'd go up a bit more judging from the other biotechs on sneezes of news.

>> No.18738200

SQQQ oooooooooooooooh

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Kept you waiting huh

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>market is down
>I'm 100% long
>I'm up 3% on the day
So this...is the power...of value investing...

>> No.18738295

>>18738239
ehhhhhhhhhhhh fuck google

>> No.18738347

where are my AMD chads at? who's holding through earnings?

>> No.18738379

>>18737051
>1.31
ouch, goodluck on that on bro, hope it still lifts off, how much is in it?

>> No.18738387

>>18738347
poor fag here, got about £20 worth, to the moon babyyyyyyy

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18738450

>bottom ticked selling my puts and buying calls.
The wave rewards those who believe.

>> No.18738791

>Ford

>> No.18738994

OKE earnings:
>Net loss of $141.9 million, resulting in a net loss of 34 cents per diluted share (EPS), which includes noncash impairment charges of $641.8 million, or $1.17 per diluted share.
>EPS of 83 cents per diluted share, excluding noncash impairment charges.

>> No.18739062

>>18733859
>etoro
yikes

>> No.18739065

>>18733596
you could have bought tankers last week and made 600 bucks with your 2000
you would know this if you listened to /smg/

>> No.18739112

>AMD earnings

im financially ruined.

>> No.18739119

GALT phase 3 is on the way, primary endpoint is developement of esophageal varices. Over a thousand patients, and 3 years altogether. It's a guaranteed win. The absolute worst case scenario (no buyout, dilution, whatever) you can make 20x in 4 years as a very conservative estimate. Keep in mind, the drug works 100%. Take the GALT pill smg

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>>18738946
Based?

>> No.18739137

>>18733657
I have 98k in my bank.

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>>18739119
got me some GALT a few days ago below $2. lets see where this goes

>> No.18739186

>>18733714
You mean Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider.

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>>18739137
>5 figures

>> No.18739331

Also, hop in SAVA if you haven't already, phase 2b results in a month or so, from which I expect almost 100% response rate in all biomarkers, at leat in the high dose group. the low dose is not sure, only highly likely. There's also a slight chance that cognitive functions will be improved in the high dose group, in which case the share price will go skyhigh and results will make it to normie media. Otherwise I think we will get a $15 price with the current market state and whatnot. Their blood test will be revealed later, which is, again, 100% to work, since modified filamin-A is in the blood, and it is just a matter of perseverance to make some antibody to show it in a predictable manner

>> No.18739375

>>18733596
like stop being poor

>> No.18739395

>>18739119
>>18739331
>gets laughed out of /smg/
>demoted to poor mans /smg/
pottery

>> No.18739489

>>18733745
This.

>>18733944
It's more fun & it is possible to get it right. More importantly, it's still teaching you how to read the market, and cultivate the right attitude (ie, not freaking out every time there's a tiny move against you).

>> No.18739601 [DELETED] 

are there any other good repeatable sources of surveil in the game besides nightveil sprite and doom whisperer?

>> No.18739633

>>18733671
Nothing too risky. I have a 2000$ portfolio and i currently hold:
Microsoft
Raytheon
Cisco systems
Intel
World etf
China etf
Europe etf

>> No.18739997

>>18739633
China, world and europe are technically risky (low upside, medium downside at all times, and corona means more downsides than up).
cisco isn't exactly low-risk but it's obviously not high-risk.
M$, if it's relatively old, is extremely good. Raytheon as well.
Intel, not so much in the current environment (not referring to covid).