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and you have to turn it into $1 billion by creating an actual business

what do

>> No.18726384

>>18726358
mechanical batteries

>> No.18726391

>>18726384
explain

>> No.18726396

>>18726391
carbon nanotech manufacturing

>> No.18726407
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>>18726358
Blockchain tracked and smart contract authorized smart guns

You would probably get shot by oathkeepers but at least states would vote to make your guns the only legal thing sold.

If you can't beat the technocratic takeover join um

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>>18726407
Use Ethereum for extra points lol

>> No.18726440
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>>18726358
Buy industrial grade land. Buy oil to put there when it reaches -100 a barrel. Use money gained to buy more industrial grade land to put more oil on. Repeat. Wait until oil recovers and profit by selling it all back.

You're welcome.

>> No.18726449

>>18726358
>>18726440
In case it wasn't clear, the business is a "storage company."

>> No.18726455

>>18726391
Springs and elastic bands obviously

>> No.18726464

>>18726358
Hedge Fund

>> No.18726478

>>18726358
Unitransistent microtubing for holoprocessed multisurfaces

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>>18726358
...I'm not telling you.

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>>18726358

Short-term but flaky: jump into the AI race for predictive betting. Could be sports betting, economic/stonk betting, you name it.

Solid but long-term: specialize in optimizing processes inside other businesses. E.g. make those clerks on lockdown actually do the work instead of just sitting on their wage checks.

>> No.18726539

>$1M into web development for something, doesn't really matter desu, grindr for cats, whatever
>$9M into advertising and attracting venture capital
>pump and dump the IPO
still a better business than wework

>> No.18726566

>>18726358
Pump and dump link

>> No.18726698

>>18726539
>assuming you can control all the whales bought into major stonks who can dump at any moment

>> No.18726842

>>18726358
What's this pic from?

>> No.18726860

>>18726391
Magnets

>> No.18726881

>>18726358
i spent $500,000 on programmers and $9,500,000 on marketing for a new cryptocurrency

>> No.18726899

>>18726358
>Buy $10 million worth of bitcoin OTC
>Run away to a non-extradition 3rd world country and hide forever from the guys who are demanding I start a business and earn $1B
>Live like a king with my BTC that's worth anywhere from $3-100+ million

Probably add in a mixing step in between (coinjoin or jumping to monero and back on a non-KYC exchange a few thousand dollars at a time, etc)

>> No.18726964

>>18726899
>>18726539
>>18726881

has the concept of creating value for society ever popped into your heads or are you all just fine being economic rent seekers

>> No.18727126

>>18726358
>buy 1M in LINK
>be a traveling classical pianist
>wait <10yrs
1B in LINK
>cash out 1M and buy VGT on robinhood and use their debit card for daily cash from the interest
>max health using the latest biotech
>live in hotels and move every 3 months and still play gigs
>wait for deep dive VR so I can be with my virtual waifu in VR heaven
also setup an immortality contract that pays out for bringing me back if I die early

>> No.18727154

>>18726964
>has the concept of creating value for society ever popped into your heads or are you all just fine being economic rent seekers
my crypto will create value. its inflation rate will be set by silver and gold mining statistics. and itll be secured via facial recognition, assuring completely control of your wallet. it even comes with a built-in USD exchange. i literally need 4 recent college grads to spend a month coding it, and itll offer a valid alternative to the Fed's dangerous monetary policy

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>>18726964
>creating value for society

>> No.18727199

Looking at the upcoming electric car industry, or better consumer market, there are a lot of opportunities to penetrate the market

Just an example, who is going to handle the masses of batteries? your car mechanic is not allowed to, what if you have an accident and the battery may be damaged, your ADAC angel is not gonna touch that with a pole

>> No.18727251

>>18726358
Build literally ANY layer-4 solution.

L1 - security
L2 - contracts
L3 - oracle interconnect
L4 - your physical business

Literally just teach a raspberry pi to do anything and set it to trigger on verified contract input. Done.

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18727748

>>18726881
>500 tons for a space rocket
>9,500 tons for rocket fuel
>muh Tsiolkovsky rocket equation
>muh escape velocity

Yep, definitely to the moon. *sarcasm*

>> No.18727891

>>18726449
dead nigger storage sounds like

>> No.18728066

>>18726358
> buy humans in asia
> make them to soldiers and assassins
> do cia's dirty jobs
> profit and lifetime membership in that satanic golf club