/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.18725156]

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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

>>18723171

[Anonymous No.18725174]

>>18725156
Thanks for this AL DENTE info, Tony.

[Anonymous No.18725193]

There is no free oil!

In that case, free BRAPS!

[Anonymous No.18725207]

How long until the last bobo is destitute and suicides? Anyone wanna start a pool?

[Anonymous No.18725209]

>>18725193
insectoids all of them

[Anonymous No.18725210]

>>18725157
>wallstreetbets
No seriously I kept seeing people shilling it here like it was some kind of legit r/smg so I checked it out. It's bullshit never go there

[Anonymous No.18725220]

>Oil getting fucked so hard it’s going cross eyed.

[Anonymous No.18725223]

You'd best be buying tanker companies.

[Anonymous No.18725227]

>>18725220
Guess who has long puts on oil. :^)

[Anonymous No.18725241]

>>18724760

[Anonymous No.18725242]

>>18725227
Imagine the happy surprise thinking youre gonna make 10x on your puts when it hits zero and it keeps going to 30x. Is that what nirvana is?

[Anonymous No.18725248]

The ducks have appeared at local pond. Babies soon.

[Anonymous No.18725253]

Surely tomorrow is the big drop right guys? I mean I’m a pro investor and I think it is. I watched the big short and I have over 500 dollars in my robinhood account. I mean, cmon have you guys even watched the big short? It’s an awesome movie and it taught me a lot and about how no one sees the collapse of the financial system except a few outsiders who are ahead of the curve and do spy puts.

[Anonymous No.18725282]

>>18725156
JAPAN IS ABOUT TO APPROVE GILEAD'S REMDESIVIR

[Anonymous No.18725287]

>>18725253
I fucking hope so.

[Anonymous No.18725298]

>>18725253
You do remember how it ended right?
Bobos getting dunked on?
Depressing shit.

[Anonymous No.18725301]

>>18725207
They all died last week only LARPers are left

[Anonymous No.18725303]

>>18725282
Old news, was known since yesterday

[Anonymous No.18725320]

>>18725253
hot take: there might not be a big drop
just a gradual - almost crabby - decline from May to December, as new reality of corona sinks in.
i bet we'll still have some fun volatility, but people holding out for 1929 Part II might be disappointed

[Anonymous No.18725325]

>>18725207
There are always a small percentage of permadoomer bears who say the end of the world is tomorrow so never

[Anonymous No.18725330]

>>18725303
FALSE YESTERDAY JAPAN WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO GO FIRST

[Anonymous No.18725331]

>there are unironically people itt that think they can buy and store literal barrels of crude in their garage through their retail broker

[Anonymous No.18725336]

>>18725248
:3

[Anonymous No.18725346]

>>18725331
>he doesn't purchase and store crude in his swimming pool
stay poor fagget

[Anonymous No.18725349]

>>18725331
this is the part i'm waiting for

[Anonymous No.18725350]

there's no way the fed is actually going to let us drop like what happened in march
the crab theory is most plausible and it'll be a slow bleed down

[Anonymous No.18725352]

>>18725331
>he isn't storing -$40 dollar crude and making billions

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.18725357]

>>18725253
imagine how many retards got scammed by that movie into thinking they were some kind of basement dwelling Mike Burry

so many bagholding bobos now

[Anonymous No.18725360]

>>18725320

Nah, there will be a drop, but not for the immediate future. The question is what the event will be.

[Anonymous No.18725385]

>>18725360
knowing this economy, itll be good news. things will start to recover, and they'll realize its not v-shaped. it wont be fast enough and everyone who "bought blue chip stocks at bargain prices" will panic and dump

[Anonymous No.18725388]

>>18725330
https://archive.vn/PmAjC

[Anonymous No.18725400]

Rolling for tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18725410]

>>18725400
AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.18725416]

>>18725400
Such a sucker for rolls.

[Anonymous No.18725421]

>>18725400
>400
Jesus Christ anon.

[Anonymous No.18725422]

>>18725400
Holy shit F

[Anonymous No.18725441]

>>18725400
this is it THIS IS IT

[Anonymous No.18725443]

>>18725400
kek give me 195

[Anonymous No.18725444]

>>18725400
Damn those dubs are ruthless

[Anonymous No.18725451]

>>18725400
It's not fun since everybody gets "plummet"

[Anonymous No.18725460]

>>18725400
someone called?

[Anonymous No.18725465]

"Hey dickhead thers already a thread what are you doing nigger ahhh" Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/V2uxUCWy

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

[Anonymous No.18725480]

>>18725465
stop creating uncertainty in the /smg/ thread market

[Anonymous No.18725485]

>>18725480
did someone just say 13 threads?

[Anonymous No.18725492]

>>18725465
we have moved into a new dimension of shitposting
>>18725441
>no stinky linkies
ngmi

[Anonymous No.18725506]

Don’t fall for this reopening America bullshit. I invest in a restaurant in So Cal. We’re not reopening unless we can open at full capacity. Margins are already razor thin, opening up at half capacity basically guarantees that we lose money.

[Anonymous No.18725513]

>>18725400
rollarino

[Anonymous No.18725521]

my dumbass sold CHK a month ago
Missed out on 1K

[Anonymous No.18725548]

Lagging derivative TA indicators are shit, FA is shit, PRICE ACTION is the way. Get the lines off your chart. Forget muh recession, muh virus, muh sunk cost. Trade what is and now. If the price is moving up, buy. If the price is moving down, sell. It's as simple as it is. Higher highs and higher lows you buy. Lower highs and lower lows you sell. As long as the price trend persists stay in. Use trailing stops, when the stop is breached wait for confirmation of the next trend and get back in. At least 2 rounds of higher/higher or lower/lower. Go in, SET A STOP and let the trade run its course.
Those busy making actual money trading the markets won't waste time charging $39 a month for the "secret". Traders with real edge treat the market like an ATM machine pulling 5 or 6 figures a day in a futures account. The furus on sim use sleight of hand to fool dupes into forking over cash for a fake dream. The only way is to read everything you can and piece together what works. Even the best books like Market Wizards won't give away the store, but you'll get a taste. It's on you to sift for the nugget of practical truth. Find that then practice as long as it takes. I like price action in the direction of the trend. Trading reversals is attractive but for most it's fool's gold. You have to nail it every time and nobody is that accurate without a lot of talent and decades of experience. Trending price action however is how you can get it done and how you win. No courses, trading rooms, or furus who don't trade yet get rich off your subscription fees. Just you and the chart. Now get rich.
Pro tip: if you don't think the fake furus browse /biz/, watch how many of them reply trying to deny the imminent truth of their lies

[Anonymous No.18725563]

>>18725410
410
first reply, best reply, (and true)

Stocks plummet 1%, investors gear up for rebound

[Anonymous No.18725564]

>>18725548
Pasta is stale, have an annie may.

[Anonymous No.18725567]

>>18725400
rollan

[Anonymous No.18725572]

>>18725564
if people are still losing money it's not stale

[Anonymous No.18725574]

>>18725441
>tesla calls
hello retard

[Anonymous No.18725580]

>>18725444
trips praising dubs

[Anonymous No.18725588]

LJPC-- La Jolla has a drug that is used for Septic Shock. This is one of the many possible outcomes of having Covid. It's not near as sexy as an anti viral or a cure.. but they have been granted emergency use all over the world and I am of the mind that whenever earnings come they are going to be very improved. There is a delicate line herewith the Covid stocks-- even if you come up with an answer there will be such pressure not to price gouge. So taking on a symptom... like septic shock and coming through the back door with a La Jolla is a nice way of getting in on the action without a spotlight on your companies morals. I bought at just over $6 this stock has not gone anywhere... currently $6.88

[Anonymous No.18725593]

>>18725220
God I want to fuck jack brainless

What’s that about oil?

[Anonymous No.18725594]

>>18725210
wsb has very little actual useful info

smg is unironically better

[Anonymous No.18725596]

>>18725320
That's what I think as well.

[Anonymous No.18725604]

>>18725282
buy takeda NOW

[Anonymous No.18725612]

I'm tempted to buy 100 shares of GE. Their balance sheet looks awful with not a lot of cash on hand and worrying debt and they have a lot of cancerous segments that are dragging them down.
But this whole crisis could cause them actually focus and fix the company in order to turn themselves back to profitable.

[Anonymous No.18725617]

>>18725242
The margin requirements are pretty nuts though. All the brokerages are clamping down, I never knew your margin requirement for a $1000 option contract is 1.9k.

[Anonymous No.18725623]

Oil will close positive by tomorrow cap this post

[Anonymous No.18725631]

>>18725282
>>18725604
Are there any Jap stocks worth holding or are there companies zombies like their economy?

[Anonymous No.18725643]

>>18725400
Fucked from the start. Rollin' anyway.

[Anonymous No.18725674]

>>18725631
I’m happy with my NTDOY, and I’ll probably hang onto my SNE.

Not confident in anything else, looks like their endless recession isn’t over.

[Anonymous No.18725680]

>>18725643
Stay tuned for a special message from my boi P-real!

[Anonymous No.18725689]

NET @ 24 juice too. It's not cheap, but it's not very high. If you put it at 11:30 pm or less, train yourself. If they keep rolling as they are, the bonus will be really great relaxing and letting him work for a few years. They all shit on ETSY, then work hit 70+. Those who finally bought were laughing.

[Anonymous No.18725722]

>>18725564
Annie a shit
>>18725400
I thought what I’d do was, id pretend I was one of those rollllling

[Anonymous No.18725735]

>>18725400
roll

[Anonymous No.18725755]

anons, if I buy 100 shares of a index, is there any reason why I shouldn't sell unrealistic covered calls? i could have a steady trickle of cash selling imaginary spikes.

[Anonymous No.18725761]

>>18725441
This is only missing some oil memes.

[Anonymous No.18725765]

bobos, tomorrows our day

[Anonymous No.18725783]

>>18725765
You guys say that every day.

[Anonymous No.18725785]

>>18725765
this stupid dancing cat gif is being posted everyone and I wish you faggots would stop. it's not funny its not neato its not cool and no its not real to all the queers that keep asking like it's a meme. die in a fire while you watch your parents burn

[Anonymous No.18725794]

>>18725755
Just remember that unless your broker lets you write naked calls you are locked into holding the stock until the option expires

It's good if you are never ever selling however

[Anonymous No.18725800]

>>18725765
Is this real?

[Anonymous No.18725801]

>>18725785
imagine hating fun

[Anonymous No.18725805]

>>18725785
What a fucking kike shill

[Anonymous No.18725806]

>>18725785

[Anonymous No.18725807]

>>18725785
someone get this hothead out of here

[Anonymous No.18725838]

>>18725794
id only sell calls on something i intended on holding longterm. i was thinking of buying 100 shares of SPY approx when it hits bottom, and selling calls while i hold

[Anonymous No.18725849]

What do I invest my trumpbux in if I want to be living on a private island in 10 years?

[Anonymous No.18725850]

>>18725785
You'll just fan the flames as he burns in in loser hell. Let him have his tar-tar sauce as they say.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.18725855]

>>18724949
The newfriends either acclimated, lost money and left, got bored and left, or got distracted and left.

[Anonymous No.18725857]

>>18725785
Is this even real?

[Anonymous No.18725881]

>>18725849
Oil

[Anonymous No.18725886]

>>18725838
>when it hits bottom
Nobody can call bottoms, anon. Look into DCA or at least have some underlying metrics you'll use to gauge when you feel confident buying in.

>>18725849
A private island.

[Anonymous No.18725903]

I'm gonna dump everything I have in NAT tomorrow.. it's gonna keep going up right?

[Anonymous No.18725908]

Why doesn't /smg/ have our own whores like >>18724783
>>18724783
>>18724783

This is fucking bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18725915]

>>18725400
rollin

[Anonymous No.18725952]

>>18725908
we have our patron saint blonde AOC

[Anonymous No.18725986]

>>18725908
Because unlike meme coins, you can't hype stocks into gains.

[Anonymous No.18725998]

>>18725783
Futures aren't looking the hottest. Will euros pump?

[Anonymous No.18726014]

>>18725227
<_< I sold my puts after the ridiculous pump this morning. Shouldve set a limit sell to close them at a profit rather than a loss.

[Anonymous No.18726017]

>>18725400
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.18726026]

>>18725998
Maybe, but it probably needs to tag at least 2842 before a bounce.

[Anonymous No.18726042]

What would cause the market to drop sharply at this point? Is there anything that could realistically drive it down without some unexpected twist? I doubt earnings will have any impact at this point

[Anonymous No.18726063]

>>18725548
Do you close out your positions before close every day? This just sounds like you open a position in the morning and set a stop in the trend's general direction, but how do you know it won't turn on you? Maybe I'm missing something basic.

[Anonymous No.18726075]

>>18726042
There is but one force.....
*BZZT BZZT*

[Anonymous No.18726078]

>>18725806
Foxy Grandpa: Origins

[Anonymous No.18726079]

>>18725360
I think we will crab and bankruptcies/defaults start occurring as cash and access todebt runs out. Then investors get scared since the reality of equities kicks in as their wealth suddenly disappears. The fed backstopping everything has removed that fear. I'd guess REITs and retail will start it, but something like ALLY tanking from now bad auto loans wouldn't surprise me.

[Anonymous No.18726082]

>>18726042
Given that the fed now owns trillions in assets doubtful. Makes you wonder what's going to happen to all that stuff in a few months.

[Anonymous No.18726083]

>>18726063
That's a copypasta my guy

[Anonymous No.18726087]

>>18726042
If the big tech company earnings and guidance are worse than expected, it could cause speculators who FOMO'd in to doubt their position and take profits. That itself could trigger a small sell off.

[Anonymous No.18726104]

>>18726042
no, only some accumulation of unrelated bad news could get it to go to -10pc

[Anonymous No.18726131]

>>18726042
Reality setting in.

[Anonymous No.18726154]

>>18726131
the feds have created their own reality marble
unlimited QE works

[Anonymous No.18726164]

>>18725156

[Anonymous No.18726180]

>>18725400
Fun!

[Anonymous No.18726198]

>>18725400
>first number: 0
>second number: 0
>third number: 3 or 5

[Anonymous No.18726206]

>>18725588
Angiotensin II does absolutely nothing specific for Covid. That said, it is extremely useful for general critical care medicine and they will probably make bank off of it. I have no idea if the company has good financials, haven't looked but that product is valuable. Buy TMDX btw.

[Anonymous No.18726208]

>>18726131
I doubt we'll see that any time soon. Until the economy reopens everything bad can be blamed on Corona even as it becomes clear there will be long term consequences

[Anonymous No.18726209]

>>18726042
Just time. it can't be stopped. thought it would happen by the end of the week but, since wave 3 of 3 extended, we still have Wave 4 of 3, 5 of 3, and all of Wave 4 and 5 before Wave C starts. Wave 4s usually take a while so it all depends on that. May not start until next week or the following or it may start friday.

[Anonymous No.18726221]

>>18726180
Ohh!
>rise!
>a shocking 12%
>Investors gear up for a rebound

[Anonymous No.18726226]

how much will the market rally when it realizes the only people who died were welfare leeches?

[Anonymous No.18726237]

>>18725465
Another butthurt autist. Get over it.

[Anonymous No.18726255]

>>18726154
They've already started slowing the QE train. http://archive.is/Gkb8d

[Anonymous No.18726257]

>>18725855
Indeed, the majorly cancerous c must have finally gotten some sleep.

>>18725908
That’s a man.

[Anonymous No.18726275]

>>18725400
>400
Excellent
>plummet
>an unprecedented 31%
>investors gear up for a rebound (as big firms make a full on cash out dash to the fire exit)

[Anonymous No.18726280]

>>18726154
>>18726255
They just said "unlimited" for morale. They already pumped 2 trillion QE, which is way more than 2008.

[Anonymous No.18726282]

>>18726226
Unfortunately, that's priced in.

[Anonymous No.18726290]

SERIOUSLY how long does it take to build or just retrofit a bunch of other train cars into new fucking oil tank cars??

>>18726180
>>18726221
Based cunnyborger poster saving the market and dabbing on the bears yet again.

[Anonymous No.18726295]

Biz are railroad stocks worth it? Or should I throw my money into HOG?

[Anonymous No.18726300]

>>18725400
rolling tesla headline

[Anonymous No.18726303]

>>18726300
top kek

[Anonymous No.18726316]

Right on time for our nightly witching hour futures pump.

[Anonymous No.18726318]

>>18726295
All HOG

[Anonymous No.18726324]

>>18726226
im rooting for the "welfare leeches" to live. i have elderly relatives i care about. theyre good people and i want more time with them.
it is fucking crazy that coronavirus might make social security sustainable. utterly bizarre. i wanna get that cozy $40k a year in neetbucks. i just wish people didnt have to die to make that possible

[Anonymous No.18726329]

>>18726303
rollin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOTBU5QJJWM

[Anonymous No.18726336]

>>18726303
Pls get 3

[Anonymous No.18726348]

*slosh* *slosh*

[Anonymous No.18726351]

>>18726324
You glow shill

[Anonymous No.18726361]

Would it be too crazy to get in on dominos since earnings came and now it went down

[Anonymous No.18726368]

>>18726318
Do you think they would give me a bike instead of a dividend?

[Anonymous No.18726376]

>>18726295
Why would you want to own a railroad stock that wasn’t under the management of Berkshire Hathaway?

>>18726324
Pretty based my man.

And about social security becoming sustainable in an unpredictable fashion:
Doesn’t it just go to show that worrying about the future is foolish? Maybe we should all embrace some of that boomer lifestyle and pack on debt for some unknown future solution to solve it!

[Anonymous No.18726383]

>>18726351
what am i a shill for? death? or social security? i think its realistic to say that Americans arent willing to pay more taxes for SS. unless it becomes sustainable in its current form, itll just shrink, and retirement will become less and less attainable for our generation.
id rather have the elderly live though. its fucked up.

[Anonymous No.18726385]

>>18726361
For 1 share, you could buy something like 120 medium two-topping pan pizzas from them. The latter sounds like a better deal to me.

[Anonymous No.18726389]

>30 million people applying for unemployment
>People starting to realize states will not pay out
>States won't payout because they will bankrupt
Somethings gotta give!

[Anonymous No.18726393]

>>18726376
Bershire railroads are in the west right? I was thinking about east coast/midwest/ and maybe canada.

[Anonymous No.18726395]

>>18726389
The pensions are the first to go.

[Anonymous No.18726400]

>>18726385
Nope, make that 60. Fucked up the coupon type. Still, lotta za.

[Anonymous No.18726408]

>buying H&R Block's REIT with a 15% yield

[Anonymous No.18726410]

>>18726063
>Do you close out your positions before close every day?
Yep though sometimes a trade takes seconds, sometimes 30 minutes, sometimes all day but no longer than that.
>This just sounds like you open a position in the morning and set a stop in the trend's general direction
Of course that's the ideal however..
>but how do you know it won't turn on you?
If it does then I just make less money since I use a trailing stop
>Maybe I'm missing something basic
Fundamentally this rests on the ability to spot a legitimate trend and proper risk management when you're wrong. The training wheels consist of watching for 2 higher highs and 2 lower lows in a strong upward movement then get in when the second higher high pulls back to roughly the spot you expect it to be should the trend continue unabated. Set your stop just under the previous higher low. If that stop is breached it's likely the trend has reversed. Should you immediately get in profit and the trend continue with strength, either move your stop up manually or set it to trail. For a downward trend do everything the other way.
When you have enough experience you'll get better at spotting false trends and your win rate will increase. But just this babby's first price action trading set up should net you more than you lose as long as you let your winners run and are strict in not moving your the wrong way or adding to losses by averaging down.

[Anonymous No.18726415]

>>18726395
>Parasitic government "employees" get gutted
Based

[Anonymous No.18726419]

>>18725400
FUCK

[Anonymous No.18726420]

>>18726410
>watching for 2 higher highs and 2 lower lows
Should be
watching for 2 higher highs and 2 higher lows

[Anonymous No.18726428]

>>18726410
>strict in not moving your the wrong way
Shit, maybe this should be a pasta or I need sleep. That should be
strict in not moving your stop the wrong way

[Anonymous No.18726438]

>>18726395
>>18726415
Illinois here. Our governor asked for 10 billion to fund our states pensions. The fat little fucker is using this as a major opportunity, seems like most of the blue governors are right now. If anything they will figure out a way to funnel "relief funds" into pensions and their own pockets.

[Anonymous No.18726459]

>>18726303
What is this, the uggo corporation?

[Anonymous No.18726465]

comments?

[Anonymous No.18726470]

You guys are better off investing in canola oil rather than crude oil.

[Anonymous No.18726471]

Tomorrow starts low, 2942, and moves up. it will dump @ 2895ish. i have a pattern day trader so cannot play this. i have to close out my puts from yesterday and wait for the next dump at close.

[Anonymous No.18726474]

>>18726438
Image thinking Trump would give Illinois 10 billion for anything. Illinois might be the most corrupt state government in America, perhaps only in competition with New York, California, Florida, and now Virginia.

[Anonymous No.18726475]

Futures breaking green

[Anonymous No.18726482]

>>18726470
Where to buy canola futures?

[Anonymous No.18726484]

>>18726471
>2842

[Anonymous No.18726485]

>>18725785
BASED

[Anonymous No.18726493]

>>18726368
as stated in the 10k

[Anonymous No.18726500]

Aaaaaaa fucking krauts

[Anonymous No.18726507]

>>18725400
Roll

[Anonymous No.18726510]

>>18726475
I would love to know who's behind it, because the timing is pretty transparent.

[Anonymous No.18726514]

>>18726474
>none of those are Louisiana
Maybe it’s just norleans, but I’m pretty damn sure that state is rotten in a way the other 49 can’t compete with.

Also, imagine thinking trump bases his decisions on how corrupt the local government is lmao. You must not be paying attention to this carnival cruises shit at all.

[Anonymous No.18726516]

>>18726465
doesn't this disprove the "hurr durr bull trap" thing? assume I'm invested in companies with reasonable valuations, if amazon crashes, who the fuck cares? that's a SPY holders problem

[Anonymous No.18726523]

>>18726514
GA pretty bad too

[Anonymous No.18726529]

Will AMZN continue diving all week? Is it too late to jump in on puts tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18726531]

>>18726510
It was me

[Anonymous No.18726532]

>>18726523
KEMP KEK

[Anonymous No.18726533]

>>18726493
Its funny for all my interest and fascination in HOG, I don't even know how to ride a motorcycle let alone a regular bicycle but I want to be able to own a motorcycle sometime in my life.

[Anonymous No.18726534]

>>18726516
There's a lot of co movement, so it does matter.

[Anonymous No.18726537]

>>18726042
Taking your comment and all your relies into account shows that we are reaching peak optimism. Market makers decide where this is heading and if enough dumb money has joined the suckers rally we will drop. It is not a question about If, more about when.

As some have suggested FAANG earnings will miss and underdeliever, which could start the whole shit show.

[Anonymous No.18726545]

>>18726516
It would probably bring down the markets with it, since it's being used as a safe haven stock right now. It would mean more negative sentiment.

[Anonymous No.18726550]

>>18726482
I have no idea, but it looks like canola is set for a bull run

[Anonymous No.18726552]

>>18726516
Literally nothing is reasonable valued nowadays.

[Anonymous No.18726553]

>>18726531
I want to hate fuck your little avatar.

[Anonymous No.18726560]

>>18726545
>>18726534
good, bring on the cheapies

I will sell my fucking car to buy more RTX if it dips below $60, bring it

[Anonymous No.18726561]

>>18726516
That is correct
Investing for or against the overall indicies at a time like this, and ignoring individual companies, is complete foolishness
Of course that won't stop our friends here from doing it...

[Anonymous No.18726574]

>>18726553
I know that feel.

[Anonymous No.18726576]

>>18726553
Bro it's a drawing

[Anonymous No.18726575]

Anyone else wave their hands in an upward motion and yell "go up!" when their stocks aren't going that well? It works, sort of.

[Anonymous No.18726583]

Reminder if you dont go all in on googles earnings tomorrow you have a small brain.

[Anonymous No.18726584]

>>18726295
NSC

[Anonymous No.18726585]

>>18726560
You're going to be out the car. RTX won't even pay you back for about 20 years minimum.

[Anonymous No.18726590]

Hello stock Boomers where do I buy stock with Bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.18726591]

>>18726576
drawings are hotter than most women and a lot lower maintenance

[Anonymous No.18726614]

>>18726585
Are you brain damaged, or bagholding puts while RTX moons?

[Anonymous No.18726616]

>>18726533
dont do it, because,
all my friends that ride motorcycles crashed, and 1 is paralized for life. its too dangerous

[Anonymous No.18726627]

>>18726616
I own 3. Get major pussy from it.

Get a bike anon. Life on 2 wheels with 3 bitches is the way

[Anonymous No.18726629]

>>18726164
Kek based

[Anonymous No.18726636]

>>18726627
Wheelchair life hoarding dogs doesn't sound that fun

[Anonymous No.18726638]

>>18726533
>>18726616
Same here anon. My only friend I knew who rode a motorcycle died when he was 19.

[Anonymous No.18726649]

>>18726575
You need a more creative gesture for it to work. Whenever i buy puts, i make a motion with my hand as if i was starting a lawnmower (to chop down all the green candles that look like grass).

[Anonymous No.18726655]

>>18725357
Stupid bobo getting squeezed is why we are going up

[Anonymous No.18726657]

>>18726576
the frustration of seeing that cunt the last week and a half after the dip every time it goes green is getting to me, and I know I'm going to see the stupid face all the way up to s&p 3000. I know I don't have the risk appetite for the current process and market, but damn the precieved cockyness just gets me angry enough to pop one. Also torpedo saggers are underrated

[Anonymous No.18726663]

>>18726616
Thanks for your concern anon. But I've played my life to safe as a 23 m and might as well get the rush of a bike since a cat already almost killed me and a ladder too.

>>18726627
Whats your recommendation for my dumbass who never rode a bicycle are similar skills needed or is a motorcycle a completely different ball park?

Also what bikes do you own I was looking and thinking about saving up to get an iron 883 from Harley something about that classic appeal?

[Anonymous No.18726668]

>>18726533
you should learn to ride a bike anon.
there's almost nothing more sublime than feeling the wind rush through your hair going down a not insane hill on a spring day

[Anonymous No.18726672]

>>18726516
>companies with reasonable valuations
Yes, your “value investments” in Viacom and Walgreens Boots Alliance should be safe from those lame companies with high P/E’s.

>>18726575
I kiss them and whisper “grow, grow!”

[Anonymous No.18726676]

Give to me straight boys, am I gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.18726685]

>>18726627
>Life on 2 wheels with 3 bitches
Bro you're bragging about being the biggest boy at the midget factory
Get a real vehicle

[Anonymous No.18726697]

>>18726657
Anon... the original quints poster was pretty legit I think. They used to help me with speculation on TA a lot.

>>18726591
Correct

>>18726576
Thighs look much better here than usual...

[Anonymous No.18726703]

>>18726614
I know little to nothing about RTX tbqh. Stocks are all scary at the moment.

[Anonymous No.18726707]

>>18726657
I post the yelling "aaaaahhh" yotsuba picture any time futures are red, but I'm on my phone at work now so I don't have it...

>>18726668
This is true, bikes are great
Mountain biking =ultra fun
Road biking really fast on an old nishiki the first time = I can still feel that feeling of speed in my chest, a decade later

[Anonymous No.18726715]

nice i doubled my money on a oil short position over night, not much though

[Anonymous No.18726719]

>>18726676
Yep. Well positioned for the recovery

[Anonymous No.18726729]

>>18726585
>You're going to be out the car. RTX won't even pay you back for about 20 years minimum.
>>18726703
>I know little to nothing about RTX tbqh. Stocks are all scary at the moment.

>same id

Explain yourself.

[Anonymous No.18726730]

>>18726703
RTX is Raytheon. They make the Tomahawk, the Standard, pretty much every other missile the US Navy uses, radars, fire controls, plus they now own Pratt and Whitney. They basically make half of the F-35, Lockheed assembles it from RTX parts and the Air Force arms it with RTX missiles. It's a high grade defense play with a P/E below 10 and a yield of 4.6%

[Anonymous No.18726751]

AND VIOLA! DOW FUTURES WILL NEVER BE BELOW 24,000 EVER, EVER AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.18726755]

>>18726703
This>>18726730

[Anonymous No.18726756]

>>18726729
Lol.

[Anonymous No.18726761]

>>18726730
Recheck that divv yield, it is 2.9% as of the div payment that they announced today (first divvy payment since the merger)
As far as P/E, if you're seeing the number in the same place, it's probably based on past earnings of UTX and/or RTN, probably not correct

[Anonymous No.18726777]

>>18726697
I'm aware of the bullish ta signals. But there seems to be a ton of downside risk. The first stop below looks like 2600 if we get down through 2750. Im mostly worried because of the speed of the recovery. I hopped off two weeks ago and have been watching from the sidelines

[Anonymous No.18726783]

Thinking about going long on USO. Is it really that bad of an idea? Surely by next year we can see a fair jump

[Anonymous No.18726795]

>>18726751
Woo hoo! Next stop 26,000!

[Anonymous No.18726797]

>>18726783
Read about contango
USO has a real chance of liquidating

[Anonymous No.18726813]

>>18726729
Its a knee-jerk reaction to muh cheapies.

>>18726730
I spit the 20 years on that divvy. I have no clue about the history so it's uneducated.

[Anonymous No.18726823]

Ready for another stinky green Tvesday, /smg/? BVLL SVRGE FOREVER! I'm up 20%... Join the BEARCHADS.

[Anonymous No.18726836]

how's the market, lads?

[Anonymous No.18726840]

>>18726797
I keep waiting to short it and apparently I’m just a retard.

>>18726777
That’s not what I said though?
Nice digits!

>>18726510
The FUTURES markets are manipulated by funny little people called FUTURES traders, which is just a cute way of saying gambling addicts.

Maybe this has something to do with it? Maybe not though.

[Anonymous No.18726847]

JEWS

[Anonymous No.18726856]

>>18726531
Never let us down anon. I depend on you. Keep making me money and moving the market.

[Anonymous No.18726857]

>>18726847
SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.18726867]

Incredibly bullish if we are not deep red (>1.5% down) at least one of the next three days.

[Anonymous No.18726871]

>>18726840
I'm unaware of the quintpost, most of the TA guys I've seen have been saying to watch the averages. They're generally bullish, but most do say the upward movement appears to be losing steam (about a week or so).

[Anonymous No.18726874]

How would the market react to an actual CONTACT?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=auITEKd4sjA

[Anonymous No.18726883]

>>18726867
Indeed. Then the market is a magic show

[Anonymous No.18726887]

>another eu morning open
>another retarded small oil rally
why? every single time.

[Anonymous No.18726891]

>>18726874
it'd crash. too much uncertainty. besides any developed aliens are liable to Christopher Columbus us

[Anonymous No.18726895]

>>18726887
Calm yourself anon-kun.

[Anonymous No.18726904]

>>18725357
>>18725298
Speak for yourselves, I watched the movie, listened to Peter Schiff etc. I've never bought a put, almost 100% in gold stocks since 3 years back, doing very well.

[Anonymous No.18726934]

>>18726891
If there was an alien civilization advanced enough to come to Earth it would either be so advanced that resistance is futile, or amusingly, having advanced beyond war long ago they'd have no fucking clue what they're doing and ayyys would make turks look like a competent army, nuke the ayys, steal their hyperdrives, pax homo across the stars, manifest our destiny all over the fucking greys

[Anonymous No.18726936]

>>18726895
>that “skindentation” on her thigh
HNNNNG cute

Too bad she’s not wearing those sexy low leg panties.

>>18726904
As long as he didn’t fool you into buying his silver bags like so many of the delusional silver worshippers on biz.

[Anonymous No.18726944]

>>18726934
imagine just a stray alien moron drunkenly crashing on our planet, and accidentally giving us the technology to conquer the universe. im pretty sure thats Elon Musk's wet dream

[Anonymous No.18726951]

>>18726936
>silver bags like so many of the delusional silver worshippers on biz.
but iddnt that anon tell you that back in the olden days 1 coin of silver could pay for an entire chinese army? their investing was based on historical precedent, the BEST kind of DD

[Anonymous No.18726954]

>>18726944
>Elon Musk's wet dream

After being divorce raped for money yeah.

[Anonymous No.18726971]

>>18726944
Ummm, sweetie, Elon Musk is the alien. No real human could run such an productive and disruptive businesses in current year.

[Anonymous No.18726975]

Ok you weirdos I'm going to bed. Happy trading tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.18726982]

>>18726887
The better question is how many times will you see momentum go one way and not follow it? The market is fucking retarded, but you know what is more retarded? Not making money when it is set on doing its thing.

[Anonymous No.18726983]

>>18726944
Or maybe it is Elon musk. He kinda looks like an ayyy in old photos. Also his mom

[Anonymous No.18726985]

>>18725631
SEKEY is comfy

[Anonymous No.18726998]

>>18726936
Oh fuck I thought that was a prosthetic. squishy gfs when?

[Anonymous No.18727005]

>>18725248
Are you the golf ball guy?

[Anonymous No.18727007]

>>18726982
except it just dumps again
what the fuck are you suggesting? going long on oil because it went from -15% to -13% for a few minutes? retard

[Anonymous No.18727011]

>Let's just pack these mammals that grow to a quarter of a ton into tiny sheds, what could go wrong?
>Corona virus hits, abattoirs no longer exist
>Oh fuck we have all these quarter ton mammals packed to the brim in tiny sheds we probably don't even own, now we have to gas them and put them in landfills
Fucking clownworld intensive farming practices, reminder to invest in sheep to hedge against starvation.

[Anonymous No.18727037]

DAX gonna open red

[Anonymous No.18727098]

>>18726465
Wait, is this just subtracting Amazon's stock price from the S&P500 directly? How is that meaningful in any way?

[Anonymous No.18727102]

>>18727011
:'(
They should just release all the piggies and chickens into the wilderness

[Anonymous No.18727121]

Can someone post the earnings infochart

[Anonymous No.18727124]

>>18727098
dont you understand anon? its chess

[Anonymous No.18727175]

Where my draftKANGZ at

[Anonymous No.18727196]

>>18726783
Don't do it, fren.

[Anonymous No.18727201]

>>18727124
Chad DD should also have leveraged index ETFs (SOXL specifically) in his portfolio.

[Anonymous No.18727206]

>>18727124
To be honest I’m kinda pissed crypto aren’t dropping even a bit lately. Bought 2 dips and made some money. Now it’s just rocket, hover, rocket, hover. It’s probably better I don’t invest anyways. Getting better returns on trading stocks right now anyways. 1-2% in a day vs 2% in a few weeks is hell of a lot nicer.

[Anonymous No.18727209]

>>18727102
Or just have the appropriate assets at their disposal to begin with in order to see to the animals under their care :)

[Anonymous No.18727214]

>>18726840
>I keep waiting to short it and apparently I’m just a retard.
In short, oil is a commodity that as soon as you start needing to put it into storage the price of an oil future then has to account for cost of carry. There is a growing buffer with the cost associated with having to store the barrels of oil until it can actually be sold to a refinery, dictated by demand. The actual "spot" price of the oil, the price once you deliver it to a refinery will be less.
What we have right now is not only contango but maybe even "super contango" because storage is running out literally everywhere in the world. The cost of carry begins increasing more and more because anyone taking your oil will now have to build new storage they wouldn't need 99.9% of the time.
USO shifted to contracts 1-2 months out because of how it got burned from contango for May. But now its value is tied to the cost of carry exclusively and that is always a losing battle.
People in this general have been warning casual investors for weeks about oil contango. There is no get rich quick scheme here in oil contracts. Don't buy USO.

[Anonymous No.18727237]

Looks like the market has no idea where to go, crab day confirmed

[Anonymous No.18727239]

>>18727206
Bitcoin and the stock market have swapped places. Bitcoin is generating value, however sporadic it might be, from its inherent scarcity. Stock market swings have little to do with anything right now. Investor algorithms are looking beyond Q2 and Q3 to "return to normal" Q4 which is literally shitcoining.

[Anonymous No.18727242]

>>18725156
>The U.S. is not even “remotely prepared” to re-open, an expert said on Tuesday as some states are set to lift lockdowns that had been imposed to contain the coronavirus outbreak.

“We’re not remotely prepared neither in terms of the epidemiology of the outbreak in the United States, nor in terms of our preparedness capacities to begin suppressing this virus in ways other than through social distancing,” said Jeremy Konyndyk, senior policy fellow at the Center for Global Development, a think tank. His expertise includes global outbreak preparedness.

[Anonymous No.18727250]

>>18726164
My sides AHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.18727261]

dump it
and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

[Anonymous No.18727267]

>>18727214
Thanks for taking the time to explain that. I'm worried about people doing dumb shit. All jokes aside, financial ruin could lead to suicide for some people.
Research, use caution, and don't be greedy. And more research. I think these are the keys to making it.

[Anonymous No.18727280]

Negative oil tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.18727291]

>>18727280
Unlikely now that everyone is prepared for it.

[Anonymous No.18727294]

>>18727280
betting my ass its the same as last week, rest of the week its gonna pump again

[Anonymous No.18727309]

>>18727102
I agree
T. Sonic

[Anonymous No.18727313]

>>18727214
I believe they said they were rolling out their contango over three days of buying/selling contracts, which should force the price down, which is why I want to short it.

>>18726206
FUCK I forgot about copcraft and never finished after that stupid cat switch ep!

[Anonymous No.18727320]

>>18727291
>prepared for negative oil
This isn't a normal stock. If people dont have space for oil then having the contract is a liability. People didn't have space last time and they dot have space this time.

[Anonymous No.18727327]

>>18727102
They then freeze to death or die from heatstroke. Not an alternative.

[Anonymous No.18727341]

>>18727320
will be really interesting how the end of the contract will look like, because everyone is knowing that and expecting negative

[Anonymous No.18727343]

>>18727327
Not true they go to feed our hungry wild coyote, wolf, Fox, vulture, and mongoose populations.

[Anonymous No.18727352]

yeah, it's american economics time

[Anonymous No.18727361]

>>18727343
Surely we have more mountain lions than mongoose
Imagine how happy a mountain lion would be to wander across several hundred newly freed and very confused chickens
Lol

[Anonymous No.18727392]

I really hope I’m not the only one who watched Cramer on equal this morning, gonna have to record and watch today’s show too.

He spelled out so much that people aren’t going to want to hear about how the administration and congress fucked up the PPP to help their friends. And he said if they talk about any of that they’ll be denied access and trump with call them fake news or lamestream. Very good stuff.

Whats happening is so fucked up but it’ll be hidden behind a smokescreen of “no it was the banks, no it was the other political party!” Bullshit.

[Anonymous No.18727396]

>>18727361
Wait I looked it up on the internet
We don't even have mongoose in North America
We have some Badgers...

[Anonymous No.18727401]

>>18727361
Yes! The wild cougars.

We’d have more mongooses if we hadn’t let them all go hungry ;_;

>>18727392
*cramer on squawk
Fuck it I’m going to bed.

[Anonymous No.18727402]

>Revenue for the quarter decreased to $59.54 billion from $67.41 billion the previous year, BP said.
>The company swung to a net loss of $4.37 billion from a profit of $2.93 billion.

[Anonymous No.18727404]

>>18727392
Bullish

[Anonymous No.18727407]

When aurora cannabis hits 1$ I'll be fucking rich

[Anonymous No.18727408]

>>18727392
Did you/can you record and post his China / Gilead rant from Thursday or Friday morning? It was too fuccin notch but I can't find it online anywhere

[Anonymous No.18727431]

>>18727402
EXTREMELY BULLISH! ONCE WE OPEN BACK UP IT WILL REACH NEW ALL TIME HIGHS!

[Anonymous No.18727460]

>>18727402
Would BP or XOM be a better buy?
Or is it still worth speculating on tanker companies?

[Anonymous No.18727464]

>>18727320
Calls on NAT?

[Anonymous No.18727468]

>>18727408
There’s a podcast they put up every day of the audio of the whole first hour. They also post clips on CNBC.com and on YouTube.

[Anonymous No.18727469]

Invest nuclear energy

[Anonymous No.18727470]

>>18727402
So they get a bailout which is bullish as fuck

[Anonymous No.18727482]

>>18727431
https://youtu.be/ml-NIIODWp8?t=133

[Anonymous No.18727484]

wtf are these futures honestly
25000 ppl just lost their jobs in europe. TODAY

[Anonymous No.18727492]

>>18727484
oil also down 20%

[Anonymous No.18727494]

>>18727460
PSX SALT

[Anonymous No.18727495]

>>18727484
what you talking about?`europe slowly opening their economy again

[Anonymous No.18727508]

any IBIO chads here getting ready to dump?

[Anonymous No.18727516]

>>18726164
DELET

[Anonymous No.18727531]

>>18727494
Going all in

[Anonymous No.18727535]

XLK June 19 Puts. youre welcome

[Anonymous No.18727536]

>>18727484
Wait until you see the 14m unemployment in the US on Thursday.

[Anonymous No.18727545]

Futures pumping. Eat shit bobos

[Anonymous No.18727546]

>>18726164
What’s the joke here regarding the price?>>18727484
How many were expected to lose their jobs today?

[Anonymous No.18727548]

>>18727546
oil being negative obviously

[Anonymous No.18727555]

oil is launching

target 12.80

easiest money ever

[Anonymous No.18727556]

Ahhh that second cup of coffee
Where is my /coffeegang/ at?

[Anonymous No.18727586]

Night time bred shhhhhh
>>18727576

[Anonymous No.18727595]

>>18727556
>COFFEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.18727601]

>>18727556
based fellow /coffeegang/ initiate

[Anonymous No.18727617]

Ok. You did it, i have sold my puts. At this point i wanna see the next generations of america getting buttfucked like there is no tomorrow. Get destroyed by your boomer economics.

[Anonymous No.18727621]

>>18727586
Bro you need to have some reference to today's premarket earnings in that new thread OP
Today is a big day

[Anonymous No.18727626]

>>18727535
lol

[Anonymous No.18727632]

>>18727536
The market will crab a little then boost on Friday again. V

[Anonymous No.18727641]

>>18727595
*taps mug*

[Anonymous No.18727648]

>>18727621
You can post the earnings whisper calendar if you want, nobody is stopping you fren :)

[Anonymous No.18727664]

roll

[Anonymous No.18727677]

I have a feeling that we will head back downwards after some disappointing FAANG earnings. Btw I love cunny.

[Anonymous No.18727684]

>>18725400
rolly polly

[Anonymous No.18727693]

>>18727677
earnings don't matter

[Anonymous No.18727705]

>>18726303
so ugly i dont even want to roll no matter what you lose

[Anonymous No.18727713]

>>18727693
Cope

[Anonymous No.18727723]

>>18727693
I think that they do. The recent price action seems like MM dumping their bags on retail. I could be wrong, I'm hedged and will come out on top either way.

[Anonymous No.18727755]

wait GE suspended the dividend and went up 2% yesterday? Is suspending dividends bullish?

[Anonymous No.18727758]

>>18727677
>allsotiresome.jpg

[Anonymous No.18727762]

>>18727705
Take your number 5 and go.

[Anonymous No.18727801]

>>18727755
> Is _ bullish
Yes

[Anonymous No.18727804]

>>18727556

[Anonymous No.18727828]

>>18727677
that is man

[Anonymous No.18727985]

>>18727677
Fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.18728053]

>>18727804
I'm jealous. Looks like somewhere I'd rather be

[Anonymous No.18728138]

>>18725400
Roll!

[Anonymous No.18728338]

>>18727677

[Anonymous No.18728340]

This might be your last chance to get NAT sub-8, sub 7 if you're lucky. It's going to 11-12 before the ride ends.