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>> No.18717499

fuck gme

>> No.18717500
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It all comes tumbling down tomorrow!

>> No.18717506

> check account
> up almost 18k today

based

>> No.18717508
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18717508

does anyone want to bobo with me?
lets get unemployment rates, foreclosure rates by state, credit card defaults and more!!!!

>> No.18717509
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Earnings are coming up for MRO, I might buy some ITM Calls for some safe gains

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>>18717481
Fuck bulls, fuck jannies, fuck sloth-haters, and fuck kikes

>> No.18717512

MMM gonna moon pre market tomorrow.

>> No.18717513

>>18717500
Its over bobo

>> No.18717514

be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient

>> No.18717516
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2% green cap it

>> No.18717517

Hello frens. SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, an economic revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Deliberation is over; waiting.. is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

>> No.18717520

How the fuck are stocks up right now? Even the shittest borderline bankrupt (and going bankrupt) companies are up like 4%

This has to be a ploy to dump bags on retail investors

>> No.18717523

Why is SPCE not crashing. This piece of shit has no use now that we will go into a great depression.

>> No.18717524
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/smg/ told me oil was kill

>> No.18717527

I give up /biz/
Clown market is too much

>> No.18717529

anyone looking at day over day SPX volume? Shit seems to be freezing more recently

>> No.18717531

>>18717500
I just want it to go down so I don't have to live in constant and knowing fear that it will go down
I will literally never be able to re enter the market unless we drop at least 30% again

>> No.18717532

>>18717506
> check account
> up $1200 today

based

>> No.18717533
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>>18717481
And just like that... the oil bottom was left behind us

>> No.18717535
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>>18717500
i want to believe

>> No.18717539
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>>18717481
>get scared and sell stock because its going down
>it moons hard 10 minutes later
Honestly, this is worse than >tfw no gf

>> No.18717540
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18717540

YOU ARE WRONG, LEONIDAS!
YOU ARE WRONG.

>> No.18717541

>>18717520
Remember anon, it’s priced in. Always has been always will be.
Dow 50k EOM.

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B A
A

>> No.18717551

>>18717516
stop posting this fucking babushka

>> No.18717554

>>18717520
Countries and states reopening, corona scare almost over, everyone anticipating that the worst news is already passed.

>> No.18717555
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>>18717500
Bullish and priced in.

>> No.18717556
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a toast to dividend chads!

>> No.18717558
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18717558

On a scale of 1 to 24,514.62 how retarded have bears been this month?

>> No.18717559

>>18717520
>How the fuck are stocks up right now?
the collective has determined this to be a nothingburger

>> No.18717561

buy pepcid

>> No.18717564

>>18717529
capitulation soon

>> No.18717570

>>18717555
That's fucking creepy

>> No.18717571

>>18717500
picture makes me sad :(

>> No.18717573
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>>18717532
Norf bullrun soon?

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>>18717561
already did

>> No.18717585

>>18717554
>>18717559
Corona doesn't matter. We shot ourselves in the foot and dug ourselves in an economic grave that we will have trouble climbing out of.

Corona can go away tomorrow and we'll still have massive unemployment and oil risking going negative.

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.18717591
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18717591

Oh shit just watching Squawk now, Cramer going off on CARNIVAL FUCKING CRUISE getting a bigass bailout from the the Fed and saying "no one wants to say anything because that makes you lamestream"

Reading between the lines:
He doesn't want Mnuchin and Trump to fuck with him.

CCL donated $100,000 to Trump's foundation, sponsored a lot of the apprentice specials, the CEO owns the Miami heat and gives Trump courtside seats, had melania christen a new ship, had a Carnival “Apprentice Legend Cruise”

Trump's fucking impeachment attorney was a registered federal lobbyist for Carnival North American.

>>18717369
YESPLEASEHOWMUCHTAKEWHATEVERYOUWANT

>> No.18717595
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>he fell for the chinese flu meme

>> No.18717598

>buying tsla puts

What was I thinking

>> No.18717599
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18717599

What should I do

>> No.18717597
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18717597

based HAL already up $300

>> No.18717602
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18717602

>Vanguard Dividend ETF (VIG): 2.2% yield
>Vanguard S&P500 ETF (VOO): 2.27% yield
Can someone explain this to me

>> No.18717606

>>18717558
Have you been selling puts or buying calls?

>> No.18717609

>>18717579
oh is this the new miracle corona cure

>> No.18717613

>>18717558
Unironically take profit, next leg down soon. Poorfags like you are getting fucked by the big boys.

>> No.18717612
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>>18717520
Europe reopens next week, 2 weeks for second wave to hit, only then second leg down but worse.

>> No.18717620

>buying gamestop puts

What was I thinking

>> No.18717621
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18717621

>>18717561
>>18717579
are they legal for resale or something? Is there not a generic without cancer causing contaminants or some shit?

>> No.18717625

>>18717587
Update it, we are nearly at 2900, fucking fag

>> No.18717628

>>18717585
The market always bottoms before unemployment does. As for oil, it'll hurt the oil industry but be a boon to many others.

>> No.18717634

>>18717599
Get out before it's too late

>> No.18717637

>>18717599
i don't understand the retardation that is RH.
what's the strike?

>> No.18717638

>>18717620
F

>> No.18717639
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18717639

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18717641

How much of a FPS difference would you say there would be between 16" and 20" barrel in .308?
Is the extra 4" really change much under 300 yards? Ballistics wise I know the round prefers longer barrels more towards the 24-28" range but for a DMR build I don't think the extra 4" would mean much and the 16" barrel would give a preferable overall length

>> No.18717640

>>18717609
not a cure but they studied 6000 of the patients medical history, and the ones with heartburn and taking meds seemed to be a lot less likely to die

>> No.18717643

REFR back at 3

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

>> No.18717650

>>18717481
Thoughts on nasdaq rest of week with earnings ?

>> No.18717653

>>18717598
How much are you down?

>> No.18717657

>>18717640
Lmao literally everybody in an ICU is on Pepcid to prevent ulcers, it's written into the protocols everywhere I have worked.
>t. medfag

>> No.18717660

>>18717621
only zantac got pulled from shelves. i think you can resell if you want. i'll be trading mine for sexual favors

>> No.18717661

Chances of oil commiting sodoku tomorrow again?

>> No.18717662
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>>18717508
I would but the chart refuses to give the short signal. Still long and still bull until further notice.

>> No.18717663
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18717663

Fuck 5G
Fuck USA
Fuck US sanctions on Crimea
Putin let him save us
Fuck US ILLEGAL COUPS IN VENEZUELA
DO NOT BOMB IRAN FOR OIL PRICES

Most importantly fuck FYNACE FAGS

>> No.18717664

>>18717641
uhhh wrong tab mb

>> No.18717665

>>18717639
is this true?

>> No.18717667
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>>18717639
yep, amazon exists

>> No.18717669

>>18717639

amazon, microsoft, and apple are like 10 percent of the entire s/p

>> No.18717670

>>18717637
$150

>> No.18717671
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>>18717606
Both but mostly selling puts. Been buying shares too. It's like the free money bonanza. Stops however are in place
>>18717613
First likely lower high and lower low is right about where my stops are and I keep raising them like a responsible grownup

>> No.18717673

>>18717657
i do not pretend to know anything about medicine. i just read this article and bought some because it was cheap at the time.

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2020/04/new-york-clinical-trial-quietly-tests-heartburn-remedy-against-coronavirus

>> No.18717680

HAHA! I've figured it out /smg/! If I just sell off all my red stocks everything left is green! Yes! Everyday is a green day from now on!

>> No.18717686

>>18717639
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.18717687

>>18717671
How much luck would you say you've had consistently with selling TQQQ contracts?

>> No.18717688

>>18717663
kek, with oil at $10 the only thing Putin will be doing is begging China for some scraps off the table to feed his country

fuck putin and fuck you

>> No.18717689

>>18717670
cut your losses

>> No.18717690

>>18717546
Earnings tho.

>> No.18717691
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18717691

LCI to $60

>> No.18717693

What do I hold overnight?

>> No.18717694

>>18717680
do you mean robinhood background is green?

>> No.18717695

>USO price drops 2 cents
>$2 put on USO for 5/11 also drops in price
wtf?

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>>18717665
>>18717669
take it with a grain of salt, he didn't normalize anything. A better picture is here. S&P is being influenced upwards by a few big companies.

>> No.18717706

>>18717660
uhhhhhhhhhh
you know some fat chicks with major indigestion and serious brand loyalty?

>>18717657
seriously? for corona or what?

is this unironically a market worth getting into or possible to profit off of?

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>>18717573

>> No.18717713

>>18717520
People are realizing this was a nothingburger and buying in higher, I took the difference in shares.

>> No.18717716

>>18717641
>>18717664
For a .308 rifle I'd prefer the 20", but the difference in velocity is going to be negligible.
Go with the 16" if that's what you want.

>> No.18717717

lmao fucking GME. what a goddamn clown world we're in

>> No.18717725

>>18717717
buy puts

>> No.18717726

>>18717689
Earnings are on the 29th tho. I think it’ll be a bloodbath

>> No.18717731

>>18717602
VIG tracks companies that raise dividends, it doesnt chase a high yield

>> No.18717736
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Do we buy 3M before earnings tomorrow

>> No.18717739

>>18717726
why?
ad revenue or what?

>> No.18717740

>>18717713
>bro just buy at ATH when we have record unemployment!

I've come to a conclusion:

Bulls are idiots thinking that during a period of high volatility, any upwards volatility = no more volatility and we're normal again.

>> No.18717744
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>RECESSION HAS BEEN CANCELLED
ALL TIME HIGHS ON THE HORIZON
>RECESSION HAS BEEN CANCELLED
ALL TIME HIGHS ON THE HORIZON
>RECESSION HAS BEEN CANCELLED
ALL TIME HIGHS ON THE HORIZON

>> No.18717745

>>18717736
no.

>> No.18717746

HERE WE GO BEARS THE SELL OFF STARTED

>> No.18717747

>>18717717
if you don't understand whats going on with it i suggest you stop trading and go get a wage slave job.... seriously....

>> No.18717754

>>18717570
Just like weebs

>> No.18717755
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S&P approaching a double - thoughts, anons?

>> No.18717756

>>18717628
Unemployment is a leading indicator this time around. This was a forced economic shutdown, meaning that we will be seeing the economic damage over the coming months as a result of unemployment, the demand shock, and the rest. The unemployment was not caused by underlying economic issues, rather it will be their cause, in addition to other factors.

>> No.18717764

>>18717755
double top* nigger

>> No.18717769

>>18717755
i got dubs on higher highs lower lows. I'll stick with that.

>> No.18717773

>>18717687
>How much luck would you say you've had consistently with selling TQQQ contracts?
Pretty consistently about 4k a month with 40-50k collateral. I roll up and down a lot so it varies and the collateral varies. I could make more but I sell a bit out of the money because should I get assigned I actually want the shares. Otherwise it's free money and I just sell more. I like TQQQ out of most of the leveraged ETFs because it has weekly options and the spreads are pretty tight. The same can't be said for SOXL, SPXL, etc. though UPRO does have weeklies however the spreads kind of suck

>> No.18717779

>>18717739
Yes, I’m an advertiser and they have been performing massive internal campaigns to increase spending among the lower tiered advertisers which is very out of character for them. I think they are hurting bad and this is entirely independent of the coronavirus situation.

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>>18717755

>> No.18717784

>>18717731
Thank you

>> No.18717791

>>18717755
flip a coin, heads = puts tails = calls

then inverse your decision

>> No.18717794

>>18717500
Is that Saturn eats his son but NGE?

>> No.18717795

>>18717740
you missed your opportunity for high volatility, now it's going to go back down to 10 over the next 6 months

>> No.18717810
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>>18717754
True.

>> No.18717809

How long should I hold $AYTU for?

>> No.18717812

>>18717736
PFE and then AMD for tomorrow

>> No.18717815

>>18717773
Huh, thanks for the advice anon, I suppose now that the bears have all lost their money people are going to be betting on calls most likely so I'll look into it.
What do you usually set your stop loss at? That's something I still haven't completely mastered with options.

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>>18717794
no

>> No.18717825

Who /makingit/ here? Thank you based fed! Thank you based JPowow! Thank you based coronachan for causing the most glorious of all dips!

>> No.18717831
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18717831

But why?

>> No.18717833

>>18717810
8cucks ain't any better, lad. I've seen the meetups from that shithole.

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>invest two weeks ago
>break-even soon

>> No.18717839

>>18717520
STOCKS
ONLY
GO
UP

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>>18717816
I see.

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>up 3.7% in my TFSA and 2.6% on my personal account today

>> No.18717848

>Have calls before crash
>they get destroyed in first drop
>Change to puts
>up 100% on puts, nearly recovered everything
>double down on puts
>get crushed by 20% rally
>down 80% over all
Now I feel like I need to take risky positions to recover, otherwise I will have the maximum capital loss deduction for the rest of my life.

>> No.18717858

>>18717690
Why do you think it's converging ON EARNINGS?

>> No.18717865

That’s not a recession if they have a plan. Probably a great one if most nations are involved.

I think

>> No.18717871

>>18717791
You need to roll 2 dice then draw that many cards from a deck and sum the total. Odds = puts, evens = calls

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>>18717663
Putin is fucked, the Kremlin is starting to turn on him. Time for them to a pick a side, USA or China.

>> No.18717884

>tfw understand options conceptually but get lost in the nuts and bolts so never do it

feelsboomer

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>>18717865
Mind saying whats on your mind.

>> No.18717895

>>18717858
I dunno. I don't play participate in whatever game is going on there..

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18717896

>>18717779
for sure, yeah you might find a better exit.
good luck

>> No.18717899

>>18717481
What's that one stock you regret not buying within the last month?
For me is KOS.

>> No.18717903

>>18717884
just buy one and see how it feels

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>>18717810
weebs become trannies because

>they're generally timid, shy, introverted, feminine, but have the natural instinct to feel important and desired
>obsess with anime girls
>use females as reaction images
>use females as avatars
>use females as profile pictures
this essentially becomes the equivalent of a "fursona" to the weeabo, who then sees his true self, the introverted, feminine, timid, shy person he is as "normal" when in the form of a woman.

So he then tries to become one.

>> No.18717907

predictions on MMM earnings?

>> No.18717909

>>18717899
Actually sold all my shares this morning because I got sick of waiting for it to move for months

>> No.18717911

>>18717899
Tqqq all in

>> No.18717913

>>18717599
>5 billions fine
>everyone on FB due to COVID
Still wondering why the heck they have YT tier publicity.

>> No.18717924

/smg/...why...its not FOMO for me but it pisses me off that tesla is at its price right now. it just makes no fucknig sense

>> No.18717926

>>18717899
I legit thought Boeing was fucked so I didn't buy in the $90s

>> No.18717933

>>18717924
tesla didn't make sense at 400.

>> No.18717936

>>18717516
Her comedy is so fucking bad it takes her down multiple pegs

>>18717531
>>18717506
>> check account
>> up $3000 today

based

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>>18717899
Mother fugging SHOPIFY.

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NO PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY DYING HOW CAN STOCKS GO UP THIS IS INSANE

>> No.18717948

Cashed out my calls. We have one little bit of sideways then one small pump then crabby down for most of the night.

>> No.18717949

>>18717812
>bought AMD and MSFT at open
Gonna be making some bank lads

>> No.18717958

>>18717879
retard

>> No.18717959
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18717959

>tfw held HTZ over the weekend

>> No.18717963

>>18717564
expecting something as we move closer to end of month and squeeze is put to meet monthly payments

>> No.18717966

>>18717924
>it just makes no fucking sense
with what's happening with oil?
with what's happening with over leveraged american car companies?

>> No.18717972

>>18717688
Russia's pumping to drive down oil on purpose, they ran the numbers and determined they could carry on like this for 4.5 years. Trying to kill US oil.

>> No.18717977

>>18717879
I seriously doubt that

>> No.18717980

>biggest bulltrap ever
>the most missed dip ever
which is it ?
either way there going be a lot of wojack in the end.

>> No.18717988

>>18717947
loool. Is there any bigger "reddit moment" than being insanely frightened of a virus that has a 0.01% death rate, so much to the point where you let it actively control your trades and lose money/sleep over it?

>> No.18717990

>>18717924
don't underestimate reddit funboys buying power

>> No.18717994

>>18717924
you fell for the /biz/ meme
every stock/crypto shilled here is either dead or down 90%

trade against what /biz/ says and maybe you'll make some money

>> No.18718004

>>18717980
Yeah but the pink ones aren't humans. They're some kinda... Genetic mistake.

>> No.18718006

>>18717980
bulltrap so big that you could make a lot of money if you thought it was a dip
but now it's time to pull out

>> No.18718009
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>>18717959
I bought at 6
going super long boys

>> No.18718010

Call be retarded but I went all in on x5 options put on SP500.

Good to luck to you all, stay safe in the biggest earnings week.

>> No.18718015
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This guy, “are you a narc?”

“The microsofts”
These people can’t even speak English right.

>> No.18718016

>>18717899
GUSH at 12.50, I was this closing to hitting buy

>> No.18718021

>>18717884
Degenerate options gamblers lost money, investors came out either breakeven or ahead. How it should be.

>> No.18718023

>>18717899
I regret not selling my BA for more American Eagle

>> No.18718027

>>18717980
a lot of retarded bears are going to be crying over the crash they missed for years to come. 5 years from now they’ll still be dumbfounded.

>> No.18718028

>>18717980
Corona is a nothingburger, and 2-3 years from now everything will be back to normal like in January.

>> No.18718031

>>18717988
.01% is probably high considering the actual infection rate is probably 10000x the actual reported number

>> No.18718039

>>18718015
he looks like a fat Don Draper

>> No.18718041

>>18717815
>What do you usually set your stop loss at? That's something I still haven't completely mastered with options.
Yeah it's kind of tough and you have to adjust often. A lot of times I don't actually set stops on my puts just on shares that I buy and for those I try to find the sweet spot where if the price went there it would most likely signal a trend change. Like if we're in an uptrend like we are now with higher highs and higher lows, I might set the stop a bit under the most recent higher low and move it up as the trend continues.
As far as options you have to keep up with the greeks and adjust more often. I look at the underlying and find where on the chart is the likely trend change confirmation like I mentioned before then do the math with Delta and Gamma on the option to find where the option price would most likely be and set the stop there. It's tedious but if you want stops on your options it's the most exact method I've found

>> No.18718042

>>18717907
Better than expected

>> No.18718043

>>18717977
Their economy is on the brink of collapse thanks to the oil crash and their hospitals are completely fucked compared to the rest of the world's, this is already after his approval rating was at a 7 year low due to raising the pension age

>> No.18718045

>>18718009
Sucks bro, I’m averaged in @ $3.67. My portfolio is up 12% overall today because I only buy high risk meme stocks

>> No.18718049

>>18717884
Keep on reading, and use opcal to check if you understand things correctly. Then try something very small (like less than $100 risk) and see how it goes.

>> No.18718052

>>18717977
Putin will be out of power within a year

>> No.18718057

>>18717904
BIZ IS BASED NEXT TO /FIT/ IS THE BOARD WITH THE HIGHEST TEST

>> No.18718061

>>18718045
>because I only buy high risk meme stocks

Like which ones?

>> No.18718065

And here comes the EOD dump :)

>> No.18718066

>>18718041
Awesome I'll cap this for my advice folder
We're all gonna make it

>> No.18718069

>End +2%
>Futures limit down for earnings week

>> No.18718073

>>18717980
The house of cards will come crashing down at some point, you cant have an economy where you make nothing and print infinite money forever...

>> No.18718074

>>18718052
>t.bobo
any day now right?

>> No.18718075
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>>18717980
It is both at once. The market is held up by select stocks and industries, everything is on the biggest dip ever and rides with the big winners but the entire rest of the market is on a razor thin edge and plummets the moment the big boys have a down day.

Also, it is quite simple really. Keep some things on cash or just throw money at tankers and other stocks that will soar inversely with the market. If the market goes up, you win with everything you bought at the dip. If market goes down, you cash out of your inverse-correlated stocks and buy the dip. Trying to predict which way the market will go is a losing game, I got burned hard and so will you. Just set it up so you win both ways and stop worrying. Full bears and full bulls are both retards.

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>>18717990
So this... is the power of reddit

>> No.18718077
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Hello I am poor and only have a few hundred dollars. I have a cash based trading account. What do I invest in now to make a lot of money within a few months? My loan shark gave me until the year to pay off my debt of 100,000 dollars. I owe money to the mafia please help.

>> No.18718079

>>18718045
I am up 8% overall too, so can't complain

>> No.18718082
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THERE IS NOWHERE TO STORE THE FUCKING OIL BUT THE OIL KEEPS FUCKING COMING WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?!

>> No.18718084

>>18718065
Pump you mean

>> No.18718095

>>18718082
BUY USO!!

>> No.18718097

>>18717520
stocks are cheap, people are buying

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>>18717937
Plenty of onions in your burger, looks tasty tho

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>>18717980
At this rate it looks possible the ATH may be tested before any serious selling materializes. There is no panic and the balance of news is steadily shifting towards mostly positive. Corona chan's curve is flattening.

>> No.18718111

>>18718082
Wait for -100 and then buy your own tanker.

>> No.18718116

airlines are getting shit on
oh well I am financialy ruined
maybe if I could hold DAL till Thursday....

>> No.18718118

>>18717848
I think taking stupid risks was what screwed you over in the first place

>> No.18718119

>>18718097
>stocks are cheap
objectively they are fucking expensive and will be more expensive relative to their financials.

Even the talking heads on business news are doing double thing saying
>WE'RE IN A RECOVERY
but then say
>I'd prefer not to buy here. Everything is too expensive.

pick one.

>> No.18718123

lmao what was that

>> No.18718125

>>18718052
Didn't he do some sort of legal tomfoolery such that he isn't technically the leader of Russia, but he is like some sort of perpetual advisor to the leader forever?

Like a year ago or something?

>> No.18718126

>>18718082
Just pour it back into the ground bro

>> No.18718131

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT 1 MIN CANDLE

>> No.18718133

NAT about to break big to the upside

>> No.18718139

>>18718131
>>18718123
is this your first day here

>> No.18718147

DOOMPOSTING
https://finance.yahoo.com/m/a7e3968a-0281-36a5-a05e-1338dceecf05/%E2%80%98bond-king%E2%80%99-warns-the-stock.html?.tsrc=rss

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>>18718077
JCP.

>>18718102
>Bacon burger
>libertarian color scheme

American af

>> No.18718153

>>18718082
we can probably turn oil back into dinosaurs

>> No.18718154

>>18717980
Once the states start to open up and economic activity resumes, then everyone is going to want to get in on it.
Think about it this way.
A state that says "hair salons can reopen"
And Hair Salon A reopens
but Hair Salon B is a scared little bitch and doesn't reopen.
Hair Salon A gets ALL THE BUSINESS
Hair Salon B is going to be able to endure seeing that for about half a day before they decide "fuck okay, I'll open up tomorrow"

It's like that but the states.

>> No.18718161

>>18718118
You always think you're smart until you aren't, buddy.

>> No.18718162

>>18718061
Not super high risk, but CCL, MGM, OXY, HTZ. I was in CHK last week but missed most of the rally because I was negative on that piece of shit for so long that I sold as soon as I saw green. I fucked up there.

>> No.18718169

>>18717744
Why do you post like those stocktwit losers?

>> No.18718170

>>18718133
and thar she blows

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What is this candle called?

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Help what's happening

>> No.18718183

>>18718178
>plane crash chart pattern

>> No.18718186

>>18718153
based, I want to ride a triceratops around like a horse

>> No.18718187

>>18717756
Doesnt mean people will get hired back quickly or even in less than a month for the majority.

t. Worked in stuff that handled people coming in before.

>> No.18718189

>>18717509
>144% IV

Good luck sir

>> No.18718197

TSLA PUMPING TO 800

>> No.18718199

>>18718178
looks like a nose dive
which is odd because that airplane should've had plenty of gas

>> No.18718200

>>18718173
Electric Boboloo

>> No.18718201

>>18717980
Oil and a lack of liquidity in the debt market should by themselves be sending us into a shitspiral even without everything else going on. So yeah, this rebound ruse of the century ONLY IF you bought into the idea that we have free markets. This was the big con.

Everything that's happening makes complete sense once you understand that we don't have free markets. I'm an econ major and it fucked me up for a while. Once I abandoned microeconomic fundamentals and started thinking like a feudal lord who found a time machine, I started making money.

>> No.18718203

>>18718139
how ironic

>> No.18718207

>>18718178
physics have been canceled, planes can not fly now, people are switching to boats (ccl rcl)

>> No.18718209

>>18718178
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>> No.18718211

>>18718076
Options were never meant to be a system of gambling rather as a hedge.

It was a culture that emerged from retail investors and a few hedge fund guys.

>> No.18718214

5 contracts on hog puts bros
wish me luck

>> No.18718217

>>18718197
Tesla is in a perfect bubble shaped chart.

We're literally days away from the capitulation. I'm going to brag a lot when it happens.

>> No.18718220

FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
>FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
>FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
>FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
>FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED
>FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED

>> No.18718221

>>18718173
The "Big Boy Bagdrop"

>> No.18718227

just bought tsla call 800
here we go overnight i will make a killing

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>>18718178
Airlines: The Chart.

>> No.18718234

>>18717756
>tfw didn't have to post this for once
based

>>18718187
are you sure about that? govt couldn't even process the applications fast enough. I'm not sure we'll be seeing half of the people until at least holidays.

>> No.18718236

>>18718214
HD failing is priced in dude. You just wasted money

>> No.18718237

>>18717924
If I had a dollar every time some faggot came in here ranting about TSLA because he bet against it and lost, I could buy a share of it.

>> No.18718238

FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
>FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
>FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
>FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
>FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN
>FUTURES ARE BILE GREEN

>> No.18718239

>>18718010
x5 PUTS? Oosh, not gonna make it.

>> No.18718240

Ah shit.

Looks like I missed the chance to le perfect short the USO

>> No.18718241

>>18718187
That was the point I was making. It's going to be more extended than a V-recovery. A V-recovery makes no sense in light of the unemployment numbers and reduction in demand we'll be seeing.

>> No.18718245

That tfw when you missed the once-in-a-decade dip

I’ve accepted that it’s only going up fromhere. At least I held on to my stocks, but fuck sitting in cash anymore.

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Do the financial elites realize that if stock prices continue to moon while people are losing millions of jobs and homes that they will eventually piss off a lot of people with nothing to lose? They should be careful with this.

>> No.18718248

>>18718125
He doesn't have a successor picked still which is spelling the end for him, no one in his country likes him anymore. Over 60% of the country thinks the Kremlin is lying about their coronavirus numbers by a ridiculous amount, same as China. Russia will need aid to recover from this and he'll either bend the knee to Xi or the west will cause the crumble of his regime

>> No.18718249

>>18718173
bogged shorlong squezee

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What do I buy with $12

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>>18718211
>Options were never meant to be a system of gambling
Okay nerd

>> No.18718254

small position Bear x18 S&P at 2880, mm will open trading again in ~ 10 hours. void at 2960~, massive gains inc?

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>>18718154
True.

>> No.18718260

>>18718249
I kind of know some of those syllables

>> No.18718263

>>18718250

a lot of JCP

>> No.18718267

>>18718247
Does that mean I should invest in armament stocks?

>> No.18718268

>>18717481
Tomorrow will be red

>> No.18718277

>>18718173
>>18718178
It's all over now

>> No.18718278

>>18718217
>I'm going to brag a lot about losing money and being forced to sell my TSLA puts at a fraction of their book value. If Tesla drops at all afterwards, it means I'm a genius.

>> No.18718285

>>18717599
>>18717599
I think this is actually a decent position. I work in the video game industry and 6 months before coronachan a major mobile game developer told me they have zero advertising spend on facebook as none of their players use it. They post updates on FB simply out of habit, which is the only reason why anyone else uses these older social media platforms like FB and IG.

Game devs are hyper-sensitive to changes in ROI on their marketing and are uniquely placed to measure impact. Game players skew young and represent FB's future (lack of) audience. Covid-19 will affect FB's main advertising revenue stream as every consumer company hoards cash and cuts expenses. Meanwhile, the short advertising period for the presidential campaign (since the money spigot doesn't get turned on until the candidates are selected and that won't be until August for both Dems and Reps) will cause ad revenue from the election to disappoint as well.

Short FB. The expiration is a bit sooner than I'd go for, but I think it's the right idea.

>> No.18718286

>>18718278
I'm much dumber than a Tesla put holder. I'm a TVIX holder trying to 3x his money (^;

>> No.18718288

>>18718268
I’m starting to wonder if that’s even possible at this point.

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AAAAAAAAAA

WHY DIDNT I SHORT USO!!!!

>> No.18718290

tesla back to 800

>> No.18718291

>>18718247
Why does Tesla employ bus drivers?

>> No.18718293

>>18718234
>tfw misread
do you have any expectations? I bet the number of jobs getting cut by companies short on cash will likely hamper the increases in retail work that return. I bet the labor force participation might not stretch back up over 55%

>> No.18718302

>>18718201
Okay schizo. We don't have free markets. We can't trade assets freely. Okay.

>>18718253
I'm not sure why you're so confused. Look up the origin of options. Its original intent has been perverted to the detriment of humanity.

>> No.18718306

>>18718268
STOCKS
ONLY
UP

>> No.18718307

>>18718247
The bigger issue is the generational divide that keeps growing. Just look at the recent articles eviscerating millennials for being "entitled", because they want housing prices to fall.

There's also a major issue growing with unemployment, where the guys working at the grocery store are making less than the people sitting at home.

>> No.18718309

>>18718236
theyre not going to expect the retard bear magic thats going to happen tomorrow...

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Tanker chads, our time has come

>> No.18718314

>>18718247
TSLA is its own stock desu
every other stock is still down from february's highs

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>that level of capitulation near close
This is going to be a great week for bears!

>> No.18718316

Anyone else long on NVDA? Let's go to the moon boyos.

>> No.18718320

We'll see a 20% drop by the end of the week after GOOG earnings.

>> No.18718321

>>18718178
More airline earnings this week. They all follow the same trend doesn't matter how one does vs others. Just a reminder how bad airlines are right now Everytime one has an earnings call

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my stonks didn't go up today

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.70%, pretty good if boring day. Nothing horrible happening over the weekend is encouraging, VIX continues to fall, these are good things! The S&P 5 (hehe) and IWM continue to look overbot but then again I've been saying that for almost a week and they show no signs of stopping. Put spred looking poor, I'm not overly worried. Alphobet earnings today will probably inform outlook, this is an important week!

>> No.18718331

Should I set my stocks to automatic Dividend Reinvestment? Seems like it won't even be enough to buy a single share.

>> No.18718336

>>18718307
what's the recourse for this? I'm fucking peeved.

>> No.18718338

>>18718289
Jesus fucking Christ...
Why are we letting all of this happen for the fucking flu?

>> No.18718339

>>18718325
>tfw also -11% today
it's okay though. I was literally like +20% last week and now I'm -20% 2 days after lmao

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>>18718327
wtf man up 2.63%. Fuck this I'm going back to crypto

>> No.18718342

>>18718154
demand for everything sold brick and mortar will be lower though

>> No.18718343

managed +4.86% today
just another 12% or so to go to get back to 0

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>>18718306

>> No.18718352

>>18717887
I feel like it’d be an offense to this place/thread.

Just saying that if that’s not a recession, they have a stability plan, a huge one, and if that’s the case we’re gonna be rich. The gamble of gamble, as with most crisis (even if this one is intriguing by its wide).

I myself begging on connected cities/nations in 5 years. Means FB, AAPL, TSLA, ect... and other major behemoths. In one/two, we’ll see the rise of new industries/groups that will bring novelty to that plan.
Oil, tankers, planes are now highly risky, while nutrition, farmer robots, local resorts and other stuff like that would be interesting.

My two, kinda awkward I guess, cents. Now I’m back to learning and lurking.

>> No.18718354

What are some good ETFs mates? New to this.

>> No.18718357

buy put options on JETS? airlines crashing and burning

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>>18718327
I believe in the wave and it rewards me.

>> No.18718361

>>18718327
up 2.0% today. going to exit the market altogether tomorrow because of the earnings coming in soon though.

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>>18718325
wrong stocks dum dum

>> No.18718363

>>18718327
>IWM continue to look overbot
I take great pleasure in selling Russell 2k contracts and it's quite profitable

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>>18718268
The only red is the color of your ass when the bull fucks it raw.

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>>18718311
ALL OF THE TANKERS ARE FULL YOU FUCKING MORON. THERE IS NO MORE ROOM. THEY ARE FUCKING SITTING IN THE OCEAN.

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>> No.18718374

>>18718338
why are we letting a shitty etf restructure to move its contango forward?

>> No.18718379

>>18718354
stick with non-leveraged for now buddy

pick a sector you like and literally google it

>> No.18718380

>>18718336
Open the economy immediately. This was an all time fuckup. The longer they wait, the more likely for shit to get real

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>>18718327
first good day for me in a while

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18718383

Guys, if they don't gap this up magically before tomorrow's opening bell, we're at a very strong sell off signal.

Given how retarded everything's gains were today, if there's a large sell of signal, there might be a capitulation starting.

Typically when the black line rounds down, it goes down unless a green dildo forces it back up. No green dildo = bears win.

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>>18718327
Great day. Very nice green from my three stonk bounce portfolio of DOO, ZZZ, and the cemetery company PLC.

>> No.18718387

>>18718325
>stonks
You deserve this, redditor.

>> No.18718388

>>18718320
>We'll see a 20% drop
I swear I've read this same shit on here for a month

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>>18718327
I'm up 3% on the day and 8% on the month

I'd like to thank the fine folks at CARR, RTX, BMO, NET, KTOS, DOW, CTC.A, and comfiest of all, ZZZ.

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>>18718327
>+1.2%
I'll take it

>> No.18718398

>>18718372
They're full of oil and making shitloads of money storing it.

>> No.18718400

>>18718372
theyre not all full just yet. theyre always sitting in the ocean moron

>> No.18718402

>>18718291
It has buses that shuttles people to and from their factories.
>>18718247
NOOOOOOO NOT MY JANNIRINOS! HOW DARE TESLA LAY ANYONE OFF WHEN ELON MUSK STILL HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT! He should be forced to pay people to do nothing after the government closed down his factory.

>> No.18718403

>>18718289
>wet paper napkin math from fund admin
Based

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>>18718327
Lame

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>>18718327
pretty goddamn meh.

BOUGHT:
1 MASTERCARD
1 VISA
1 APPLIED MATERIALS

SOLD:
5 REGENERON

>> No.18718411

>>18718380
pffft, I want my fair share of gibs. I have literally never gotten gibs. fuck.

>> No.18718414
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>>18717556
Just starting out with a little less than 1K but am up 12% :)

>> No.18718417

>>18718402
>pay janitors
I thought they did it for free?

>> No.18718421

>>18718342
sure, but since markets are determined by feelings more than people are willing to admit, the "light at the end of the tunnel" being seen by opening up states, seeing things start to return, even slightly, to normal will have a snowball effect.
Once the dam has a leak in it, the burst will be coming afterwards.
People in general are very impatient and I'm sure everyone has just had about enough of playing make-believe post-apocalyptic time and just want to enjoy the nice weather.

>> No.18718422

>>18718327
Exited some garbage positions that I bought based on zero fundamentals or strategy but altogether only lost about $40. Other than that I'm up 6.6% thanks mostly to Tesla.

>> No.18718428
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18718428

>>18718407
Same

>> No.18718432

Just went all in on SRTY see ya later poorfags

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>>18718372
The longer they stay full the better. In fact it's exactly what we want fren. THAT OIL'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE AND RATES ARE GOING TO SPACE. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18718436

>>18718421
>even slightly, to normal
haha, this isn't happening anywhere. normies won't be able to shake how "off" things feel even though they're allowed to wander around outside.

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>>18718383
Doesn't mean anything. Plenty of earlier candles that look like that.

>> No.18718439

>>18718336
Pretty much this >>18718380

People are just starting to realize how lopsided things are right now. Sitting home earning average unemployment + CARES pays around $24/hr at 40 hours a week. The people at home are cheering for longer lockdowns, while the guys at the essential hourly jobs are just learning about the disparity. Opening things quick is much better than letting the animosity fester.

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18718444

i made back my loses last week and gained a few more today.

>> No.18718445

>>18718400
DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GAINS FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU FUCKING PRICK, WE NEED TO OPEN UP THE FUCKING COUNTRY. WE NEED TO USE OIL. THIS IS OUR FUCKING LIFE BLOOD YOU STUPID FUCK. YOU FUCKERS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL

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>>18718327
Up 1.79% today

>> No.18718451

>>18718327
I have made exactly £1 since buying in for the first time this morning.
(Default p/l was -27 for all three upon buying)

>> No.18718452

>>18718436
Depends where you are.
NYC? probably not
Vast majority of the rest of the country?
Yeah

>> No.18718457

I'm up 15% in GLP, lucky me.

>> No.18718459

>>18718421
once white collars have to go to the office again they'll get bored id say

>> No.18718464

>>18718438
yes, and they were saved by a green hyper pump dildo. However, we are in earnings.

The black line has curved downwards multiple times during this rally only for it to be saved by astronomical gap ups during the span of this "rally."

weekend at bernie's: Stock market

>> No.18718471

>>18718327
Up almost 1%, got a notification that LUV was getting its earnings tomorrow and sold right then, before it dropped at EOD. Saved myself a coooooool 50 cents. Bought a little more nintendo since it dipped a little. Banking on earnings being high on account of people being home.

>> No.18718474

>>18718445
What kind of FUD is this?

>> No.18718477

>>18718372
That's good for tanker stocks you moron.
They are making maximum profits with the least overhead they've had in years.

>> No.18718478

NEW

>>18718466
>>18718466
>>18718466

NEW

>>18718466
>>18718466
>>18718466

>> No.18718479

>>18718327
Rough day. Total $25 realized

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18718480

>>18718451
Forgot picture like a retard

>> No.18718483

>>18718436
>normies won't be able to shake how "off" things feel even though they're allowed to wander around outside.
Nope. I ain't buying it. Once they see people wandering around and not falling over dead they'll all be out in droves like nothing's happening

>> No.18718485

>>18718459
>white collars
>going into the office again
I predict that it isn't going to take companies too long to figure out
>Wait a minute?
>Why the fuck was I paying millions of dollars a year for office space?
>When my workers work longer hours
>and are happier
>if they work from home?

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>>18718289
>tfw riding the SCO rollercoaster to almost near perfection.

even though i think oil is fucked i'm gonna stop now because there's no way my luck holds for much longer. being this degenerate of a gambler is too intoxicating.

>> No.18718489

>>18717705
wtf is wrong with boeing :(( i was shitface drunk when i bought 2k of that omg

>> No.18718493

>>18718439
>ywn get gibs
>ywn get reparations
>ywn get loans with no risk of default
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>18718452
the distribution of populations would mean that an overwhelming majority of people will not feel that things are normal at all. the middle of the country will face severe cutbacks as the huge demand from the coasts struggles to get back on its feet. I don't like it, but that's how I see it.

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18718499

>>18718327
+1.27%

>> No.18718507

>>18717812
>>18717949
you two are retarded and will lose money on AMD

>> No.18718521

>>18718485
many of them are less productive at home, tech companies have been willing to experiment with this a lot and i trust the market there

>> No.18718526

>>18718417
They only got fired because they refused to do it for free. Unlike the jannies here, they lack the commitment to work without any monetary compensation. It's so sickening.

>> No.18718532

>>18718028
I don't think it's a nothing burger and I think this is still true

>> No.18718534

>>18718372
I see room for a lot more

>> No.18718535

>>18718483
>no weddings
>no theme parks
>no non-essential flights
>limitations on bars
>limitations on grocery shopping
I dunno. I'm probably wrong. I should never underestimate normies.

>> No.18718538

>>18718247
>Zero hedge
>Tyler durden
This better be a satirical site

>> No.18718539

>>18718489
>falling for the liquid jew
you deserve everything you get

>> No.18718570

>>18718247
Civil wars are less dangerous than nation wars. At least, slave waggies don’t have the astrobomb. And you still get a nice result, less dumb males.

>> No.18718583

>>18718538
Are you new?

>> No.18718597

>>18718507
what about PFE

>> No.18718603

>>18718315
We wuz vacumes and shieet

>> No.18718608

>>18718535
Weddings alone are a nightmare. I had mine scheduled for next weekend, and I might as well have lit a pile of cash on fire for how that's going.

>> No.18718614

>>18718311
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

>>18718372
You win worst take of the day, completely misunderstanding the entire trade and industry.

>>18718445
C O N T A N G O

>> No.18718615

>>18718327
Up 2.2% today, not a bad start to the week! Swung some SLRX and made some change while T pumped nicely. Looking for something to hold overnight as we speak

>> No.18718616

>>18718608
lol thats goes for weddings in general

>> No.18718647

>>18718608
I was planning to have one later this year, but i might let it be postponed for another year and just get the documents signed sooner.
>I might as well have lit a pile of cash on fire
Gimme a quick rundown. Are deposits lost? are we going to have something like deposit insurance after this?

>> No.18718682

>>18718647
Most of your deposits are almost certainly lost.

>> No.18718683

>>18718076
I feel you. I lost 20k on TSLA already. It's gonna be b-better trust me bobobro

>> No.18718699

>>18717570
made even creepier by his little §oy pedo arms

>> No.18718702

>>18718267
told you to buy RTX

>> No.18718712
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>>18718682
those can be fucking huge. i can't imagine how a normie couple and roast would deal with that.

>> No.18718734

>>18718411
U don’t want gibs. It means you’re fucking up and not fully achieving. Easy way out leads back in. The system would get way worse before it got better short of a major tech breakthrough which doesn’t seem around the corner and even if it was that is, we’d still be better off by getting back to as much of a market based economy as possible.
Central planners don’t know what’s best even if they think they’re soo smart

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>>18718712
The extravagant dream wedding becomes a backyard bbq with friends and senpai.

>> No.18718768

>>18718647
We managed to postpone, but only a handful of dates were available, so the wedding is now on a Sunday instead of a Saturday. A lot of people have RSVP'd "no" because they're still afraid of corona (wedding rescheduled to August). Some vendors want to cancel outright, and if they do you need to fight over your payments (not even including the deposits here). And then we had a honeymoon to Hawaii planned, first class flight and everything. Hotels gave refunds, airline wants to give limited-use credit, and all other excursions and activities you're on your own to get a refund. Tour companies are hurting, so none want to give money back, and some are "closed" such that you can't reach anyone regardless.

For most people cancelling weddings, they will likely either lose deposits, or pay more for a different, less desirable date. For vendors, they're losing a significant chunk of the season that won't be made up (some are cancelling, and even with postponed weddings there are only so many in a year). I wouldn't be surprised if a ton of wedding vendors go out of business.

>> No.18718815

>>18718247
It’s retail buyers propping it up bc they assume rational thought will come back. The middle class had lots on the sidelines. Might as well jump in bc if they keep the lockdowns going, USD is done for anyway as it devolves into every man for himself and having a family becomes a liability

>> No.18718849

>>18718734
>12 weeks of subsidized time where you can develop your skills and find ways to add value while searching for a job.
>u don't want that bro

>>18718746
Cozy. wedding industry seems like it can take a good thai kick in the nuts

>>18718768
Fuck. Best of wishes senpai. I can't begin to imagine managing that ontop of whatever else is going on.

>> No.18718862

>>18718253
Lol. That other guy actully believes it. Its easy for big firms to take retails money like this. Pocket change in there eyes but cant risk the little guy succeeding. Funny how many normies who work for financial firms would likely get mad that ypu use robinhood and succeed
>but my mba in finance
>but muh 10 years exp

>> No.18718925

>>18718849
You’re way behind already if u need that. Every time I was on gib time, my life was worse after. Sure there are exceptions but we’re talking society wise. Stunting kids growth by holding them back is insane. Lottta fucking retard gov people fucked up so bad. Wouldn’t want to be out on that limb with them.

>> No.18719051

>>18718925
Yet here i sit unemployment and not receiving unemployment money. Still happy tho. Happier than when i was a wagie.

>> No.18719092

>>18718327
>up 2% today
>up 4.8% over the week
>up 12.5% over the month
decent. Still haven't caught up to where I started, but I'm approaching with some growing knowledge about the market.

>> No.18719141

>>18717754
I'm convinced weebs, after consuming enough anime and manga, suffer from acute brain-rot that renders them unable to form coherent thoughts or to interpret the real world with accuracy.

>> No.18719338

>>18718199
this guy

>> No.18719436

>>18718201
soo.. bully?