Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

If you can see this message, the SSL certificate expiration has been fixed.
Become a Patron!

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
>> No.18712256
File: 151 KB, 960x596, paymentskipped.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18712256

why even try anymore

>> No.18712335
File: 22 KB, 999x444, q2018CCdeliquencies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18712335

>> No.18712364

>>18712335
Beaners need to get out.

>> No.18712369
File: 23 KB, 865x444, worstfunds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18712369

You still have underpeforming pensions to pay out boomers soon

>> No.18712424

>>18712198
stop opening so many fucking smg threads before the other 3 die out

>> No.18712461

>>18712198
wtf, i bought £150 worth of USO stock at 2.75 and just closed my position at 2.20, why do I only have £62 left?

>> No.18712669
File: 47 KB, 581x581, EU3cCZcXsAAPD5V.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18712669

>>18712256
>Paahmp it and make him believe it's zee V-shape recovery, zen deuxmp it agen

>> No.18713321

>>18713057
$ET's revenue is coming from about 80-85% fixed annual contracts from various fracking and oil drillers. So even as some elastic companies take hits from the fluctuation of oil, $ET isn't as exposed and is more inelastic, and will continue to receive monies from fixed contracts. But, of course, there is the risk that a myriad of companies go under thereby ceasing payments to $ET. Though, should that happen $ET's revenue would be the least of our concerns. It is less risky to bet on $ET than any other single company because the former encompasses large swaths of latter. That being said, $ET specializes in oil pipelines, which is a matter of national security, so you already know it will receive government backing if necessary. There have also been reports that pipelines will be used to store oil, so that is an alternative method to generate profit during this oil glut. $ET also pays a cheeky divvy.

>> No.18713340
File: 342 KB, 720x957, SmartSelect_20200423-074622_Facebook.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713340

Is MPC worth holding or should I just sell and buy more MRO? The former has been crabbing since I bought it.

>> No.18713342
File: 69 KB, 1000x577, FRO-Market-Update-March-20_v02-e1584445089199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713342

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.18713344

god i wish i knew how to make money
either that or get pusy
having neitgher seems to be a bit sucky desu

>> No.18713349
File: 84 KB, 682x1000, 1558349326243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713349

where's the entire volume today?

I'm bored as fuck

>> No.18713350

Insider here
Do NOT buy HAL

>> No.18713355
File: 18 KB, 551x483, Mcap Relative to GDP.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713355

The stock market is manipulated
We all know this
The market is irrational
We all know this
The economy is doing terribly
We all know this

All time highs soon!

>> No.18713356
File: 77 KB, 715x210, SmartSelect_20200426-152014_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713356

reminding this faggot I'm going to LOL all the way to the bank Wednesday

>> No.18713363

>>18713350
SEC here
you're under arrest

>> No.18713369

Should I buy Boeing now or wait til earnings?

>> No.18713375

Should I go long on GSK?
They have a pretty nice dividend but I'm worried about their debt.

>> No.18713379
File: 55 KB, 600x597, 1563294121142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713379

WTF I went all in on USO with 4x leverage and now I lost all my money. Wife is going to let me sleep in the dog house again when she finds out I gambled away my monthly allowance on the stock market

>> No.18713383
File: 16 KB, 475x306, rogerroger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713383

>>18713344
something something future skynet world

ITEQ, VRNT NICE
INFORMATION BROKERS : CLGX, ADS, RAMP
LITHIUM DEPOSITS : BMIX, SGMLF
ORMAT

>> No.18713385

>>18713379
>let me

>> No.18713389
File: 141 KB, 400x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713389

AMD STOP GOING DOWN EVERYONES BUTING YOUR CPUS STOOOOOOOPP

>> No.18713398
File: 29 KB, 376x337, dddddd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713398

Are the earnings this week priced in, or will there be cheapies?

>> No.18713402

Bought a bunch of Us oil fund, at $3.00 and $2.50. How fucked am I?

>> No.18713409

>>18713369
>he buys the news

Never going to make it. The dip this morning was your last chance.

>> No.18713410

>>18713379
Please be real.
Post proof.

>> No.18713416
File: 75 KB, 500x625, ED209D38-D830-4036-A0A7-BD6A97B83075.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713416

Am i too late for FRO?

>> No.18713418

If you'd all buy TSLA you'd be rich

>> No.18713419

>>18713402
how much?

>> No.18713426
File: 20 KB, 400x400, 1586487274693.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713426

FCEL PENNY CHADS, LET'S RISE

>> No.18713433

>>18713402
Son you have no idea the horror that is about to be brought down upon you. I pity you.

>> No.18713434

Where's the volume?

>> No.18713442

How much crying and screeching will there be when we get back to ATH? Incel bears get ready

>> No.18713450

>>18713416
maybe not earning is on the 14th

>> No.18713454
File: 24 KB, 648x301, 98347983475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713454

good stocks for a future data driven skynet world? surveillance strong stocks?

>> No.18713472

>>18713402
Buy actual oil companies retard. You bought worthless paper.

>> No.18713473

these fucking retards STILL insisting "essential workers" are in danger and deserve extra pay

these fuckers have been in contact with every american in the past 2 months. where the fuck are the massive waves of walmart worker sicknesses and deaths?

HOW THE FUCK IS THE FACT THAT YOU SEE THE SAME FUCKING WORKERS EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GO TO WALMART NOT SCREAMING PROOF THAT THIS SHIT IS A NOTHINGBURGER

>> No.18713476

>>18713442
Christ I can't wait. By then I will have made a literal 100k

>> No.18713478
File: 3.21 MB, 2507x3541, 89E21BEB-87F0-4728-839E-4BF36AF270FD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713478

How the hell is Zoom going up?

>> No.18713485
File: 44 KB, 696x1024, bvll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713485

who /vanguard/ here?

>> No.18713491

>>18713450
Probably I’ll go with MRO

>> No.18713493

>>18713402
USO is going back to 15$ in a couple of months, dont listen to the mouthbreathers on /smg/

>> No.18713500
File: 94 KB, 1225x628, 712FBE23-8739-4730-86A9-522BA361FACB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713500

>>18713402
>He thinks oil will go back up


You know wti has been in a 14 yr downtrend, right?

>> No.18713501

DO ANY OF YO FUCKERS ACTUALLY THINK OVER 8 WEEKS INTO THE FUTURE

>> No.18713506

>>18713501
biz is not an IRA board

>> No.18713511

>>18713478
Everyone is max retarded and completely detached from reality. Stocks are now and always have been trading cards and only valued for their meme potential and bought ironically and for the lolz. Buy crypto I guess, you’re getting scammed no matter what.

>> No.18713512

>>18713501
lol obvi not. I am swing trading for a mean $47 profit

>> No.18713516
File: 188 KB, 840x838, 127-kb-png-soy-boy-wojak-transparent-png-782x758-6125894-wojak-transparent-840_838.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713516

>Invested in DO friday
>Declared bankruptcy

For FUCKS sake

>> No.18713517
File: 55 KB, 696x1007, bvll2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713517

>>18713501
ITS

PRICED

IN

>> No.18713523
File: 263 KB, 453x410, 1586165384545.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713523

>>18713342

We will make it bro

>> No.18713524

>>18713473
Dude, would you rather have a depression? The virus is an overexaggerated coverup for an actual gigantic problem. They didn’t have to use a virus hoax btw. They could’ve just went with something more extreme for the goyim but they were nice and just ade it mandatory house arrest

>> No.18713532

>AMD, MSFT for the earnings pump
>IAG for the really long 100IQ play
Opinions?

>> No.18713535

>>18713512
taxes take like 35% of that right

>> No.18713536

>>18713476
BULLCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP!

>> No.18713539

I own several tankers and am in a major greed zone here with big gains. I've been almost selling all morning but they won't fucking stop going up. Any of you guys taking profits? I just don't see them reversing as long as oil keeps selling off on the June contract. That interview with the NAT founder was so bullish on Friday, and so many vlccs literally sitting around with nowhere to offload crude. Also something great that NAT guy said was it's all about the dividend versus even paying off debt lmao, these shippers are so based.

>> No.18713542

>>18713478
Why wouldn't it? Every boomer is using it these days. My mom uses it for church even.

>> No.18713543

>>18713409
>>18713369

I just bought 25 shares of Boeing. Going to wait til after earnings and buy 25 more.

>> No.18713545
File: 21 KB, 211x220, 1495648832333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713545

>why oil stocks go bankrupt thats not supposed to happen

>> No.18713548

>>18713535
>taxes

>> No.18713558

>>18713523
I was going to 2x my holding of FRO but the pump today has made me wary of FOMOing in to the top. Not sure if I should wait until it calms down.

>> No.18713560

>>18713516
Literally bullish as fuck

>> No.18713562

FUCK IT! I'm going to short ALL of my Oil stocks (cept MRO) at the end of the day and then go into gold

>> No.18713566
File: 63 KB, 250x250, 1559456213088.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713566

>This sheer volume on NAT in comparison to everything else
I am so glad I bought in earlier, talk about a fucking great sign. This is a winner, get on the boat now of get left behind. Gone up every day this past week and isn't stopping.

>> No.18713577

>>18713516
T-T-TASTE

THE PAIN

*slams you*

>> No.18713583

what do you guys think of the "ChaikinOsc"? i put a EMA of the indicator on it, fast EMA and slower than default settings on it and it seems like a pretty great volume indicator. it's the MACD of the A/D line so it basically measure the momentum of buying/selling pressure. the zero line determines bearish/bullish sentiment and the MA determines accelerating/decelerating pressure.

>> No.18713587
File: 352 KB, 1536x1917, F6FB997C-B4DA-4351-B52B-694790192673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713587

>>18713511
>trading cards

>> No.18713593

>>18713473
This. On top of that they think they're god's gift to man and online, they openly discuss how to fuck with the clients because boohoo we have to work and they don't (oh wait they do too but I'm superior because I'm EssEnTial so I get to assume what I want about anyone else!)

>> No.18713597
File: 248 KB, 773x1000, 1584725931029.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713597

Stuck bagholding June 19th SNAP 15p down 50% of my position

>> No.18713600

Liquidating all my tanker holdings, thanks for the FOMO and 50% gains retards

>> No.18713601

>>18713516
Shake it off bro, also on super spec stuff make sure to position size accordingly (5% of the portfolio tops in any one position)

>> No.18713610

>>18713485
whater you a fuckin b00mer?

>> No.18713613

Where is the anon that was bragging about going all in on SPXS at 12.80 last week? I wish to laugh at him.

>> No.18713616

remember when borat was a thing?

>> No.18713621
File: 648 KB, 800x450, 1583544190343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713621

>the stock market will never come down again in any meaningful way with total central bank support and will in fact become the new savings/checking account
Time to check out that Robinhood debit card

>> No.18713623
File: 420 KB, 750x557, 88667D03-0E5E-41BE-A761-D66F5D3562F0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713623

Got 12$ left what buy?

>> No.18713629
File: 53 KB, 336x336, 1512415678507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713629

WELL EVERYONE IT SEEMS WE HAVE NO CURE AND EARNINGS THIS WEEK WILL BE DISASTROUS AND OIL IS DOWN 25% TODAY AND TRUMP WON'T EVEN HOLD BRIEFINGS ANYMORE AND MOST INDUSTRIES ARE STILL CLOSED AND THE PPP IS A TOTAL DISASTER AND -
>market flies

>> No.18713636

>>18713610
>overtly illiterate ESL posts
jesus christ this board has some of the dumbest posters on 4chan

>> No.18713639

>>18713600
you're at least 2 weeks early, enjoy your pittance

>> No.18713644

>>18713478
Squeezing shorts

>> No.18713646

>>18713629
god I wish that was me
>>18713623
relinquish pussy
acquire money

>> No.18713650

>>18713593
Lol seethe more bossman, I love ruining shit for rich fat porkers sho give me peanuts

>> No.18713656

Anons:

EOD Nasdaq is dumping

>> No.18713662

>>18713646
Should’ve taken steroids in HS

>> No.18713665

>>18713610
yikes dawg

>> No.18713668

>>18713650
You don't even deserve the peanuts. In fact, you don't even deserve the oxygen you breathe. I'd love to give you what you truly deserve. Mind sharing your address so I can setup express delivery?

>> No.18713671
File: 90 KB, 1305x666, buffet is closed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713671

ANONS

>> No.18713673

>SPY at 20M volume mid-day
holy shit just fucking kill me

>> No.18713678

GRUG BUY TVIX
TVIX GO DOWN
BUT GRUG HAVE IRON HAND
TVIX GO TO MOON

>> No.18713679

what do i buy to profit from meat shortages?

>> No.18713682
File: 34 KB, 500x438, 1560831275835.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713682

>>18713600
>NAT has gone up every single day for weeks
>FRO has been on an upwards trajectory
>super contango can last till quarter 4 at minimum which improves the earnings of all tankers up till then
>not hedging yourself with both oil and tankers so even if the government does some stupid shit like buy all the barrels off the market you still profit

It is like you don't want to make money. Do yourself a favor and max out the tanker charts and see how high they really can go and then wonder if the stocks are actually bad or the sheer length of "oil good times" lately has just pushed them in debt which they are very quickly working out of and will continue to climb to the heavens from. Hold or you will regret it for the rest of your life. I will enjoy watching these 10 dollar and less stocks I bought at shoot up to 100 a share.

>> No.18713684

>>18713532
>Earnings
Anon, it's like you don't know anything that's going on right now

>> No.18713685

>>18713601
>Shake it off bro, also on super spec stuff make sure to position size accordingly (5% of the portfolio tops in any one position)

Yeah I put 10% of my position into that one, way too much, but I saw it was undervalued compared to the pops that other oil stocks had last week, and so I figured this one was going to play catchup on Monday, and didn't want to miss the boat. Well, lesson learned. I was going to buy an extra 1-2% of my total portfolio to it to average down some since it'll most likely move back up a bit after, but the damn thing is halted for now.

Atleast my restaurant/hospitality stocks are up nicely.

>> No.18713689

>>18713679
BYND

>> No.18713691

>>18713558

I think it was overbought today. It will probably calm down and go south tomorrow, but I'm not in position to give any advice. The scary thing is I'm not sure where is the ceiling and how long this ralley will last

>> No.18713692

>>18713402
you might get some growth in 2 years.

>> No.18713701

>>18713662
i really should've
gods i was strong then

>> No.18713707

Lads, if everyone in /smg/ goes all in in some garbage penny stock, could we moon it through sheer volume tricking the retarded algos into buying it.

>> No.18713723

>>18713685
it's just a lesson/bad luck, it happens man. Just can't get too concentrated in one stock and or sector (unless you have a really big informational edge even then its risky)

>> No.18713724
File: 28 KB, 713x400, beyond.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713724

did investors remember that bats and dogs taste better than fake meat?

>> No.18713727

>>18713679
tyson food puts

>> No.18713729

>>18713707
Enjoy ur prison

>> No.18713733
File: 1.44 MB, 2976x2067, 1585209328154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713733

Any bio pharm catalyst fags here?

>> No.18713736

>>18713707
SEC, this post

>> No.18713737

>>18713707
/biz/ used to do that all the time. I assume the SEC got involved or something.

>> No.18713738

>>18713707
pretty sure that's what happened to SPCE

>> No.18713740

>>18713671
ANON

>> No.18713742

>>18713517
What has she done to her face?

>> No.18713746

>>18713707
based wolf of wall street

>> No.18713747

>>18713729
No fuckin way

>> No.18713750

>>18713691
>I think it was overbought today
yeah I think it's retail FOMOing in after cramer shilled tankers

>> No.18713751

>>18713416
No, not completely, but you probably missed half of it. I'll give you a paint by numbers because my money is already in these tankers, so all you'll be doing is helping me out by following.

Watch Brent futures contracts this week and early next week. Wait for the gap between [June/July] and [August/onward] to get as small as possible. That will be the bottom of whatever temporary dip the tankers have. Buy in at that time.

Earnings for tanker companies will start coming out next week and the week after. On the 19th, futures contracts will roll over. These stocks will gap upward afterhours, it will be hard to catch them in an upward trend. If you're not in by May 1 or so, you are going to miss the action. Risk - if some crazy shit happens and futures don't shit their pants again, tankers aren't going anywhere, they're currently trading at the top of what they make doing regular business, contango is the name of the game right now.

Do not buy oil stocks yet unless you plan to hold them for a long time. When it's time to dump your tankers, it'll be time to transition those gains to oil producers/refiners.

>> No.18713757

>>18713682
>got shaken out of all my tanker positions around april 24
At least I made loads of profit off them, but godDAMN

>> No.18713758

>>18713685
Which hospitality stocks are you in? I'm looking at APLE and PK at the moment.

>> No.18713765

>>18713684
>implying that retarded consoomer gamers aren’t spending their unneeded stimulus cheques on pc parts
>what is Microsoft office and teams jumping in use as everyone works from home

>> No.18713775

>>18713750

phenomenal dividend! great balance sheet!

>> No.18713776

>>18713671
the two previous ones did not feature such exciting additions as the fed pumping 2 tril a day

>> No.18713777

>>18713733
Holding AYTU, hoping for the best. I'm already ruined--and can't afford to lose anymore.

>> No.18713779
File: 27 KB, 384x384, 1555484173139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713779

>>18713707
Didn't we try that with JCP and it worked? Pretty sure it only dropped back down because most anons took their gains and sold already. I know I did, up 25% on initial investment was fantastic so I took it.

>>18713757
Not too late to rebuy. Look at the max charts. Look at them. And know their debt is gonna get paid off in the now.

>> No.18713784

>>18713707
Sure, but I will choose the ticker.

>> No.18713787

>>18713623
NAT

>> No.18713790

>>18713511

Do I get dividens from crypto?
Do I get dividens from trading cards?

>> No.18713791
File: 53 KB, 740x909, bvll3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713791

>>18713707
>>18713729
>>18713736
why would the SEC get involved? if anything they would go after the algo not this board

I say we do it bros what's a good ticker we could dive into? what day would we do it?

>> No.18713795

>>18713751
>not writing tanker puts

>> No.18713805

>>18713682
In the green today thanks to my tankers, despite my oil stonks all being red.

>> No.18713812

>>18713707
sometimes people will make fake websites and fake bots to circulate fake news about a company, tricking algos into dumping

>> No.18713816

>>18712198
Everything in my portfolio is green. I have $1200 left to spend. NFI what to buy. Decide for me:
>DRI
>CNK
>FUN
>MGM

Or a safer bet like
>V
>BMO
>JPM

Or go nuts and
>UAL
>XOM
>OXY

>> No.18713822
File: 9 KB, 235x214, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713822

>Inovio(INO)

>> No.18713827

im either gonna be getting NET gains or NET losses

>> No.18713830
File: 69 KB, 720x720, 1530066072763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713830

>>18713816
FANG VNOM RTLR

>> No.18713844

>>18713707
BASED JEROME SHITPOSTING ON /SMG/

>> No.18713851

>>18713779
Explain how they ever reached these highs anyway and why they could go back to the same levels? What are the chances and based on what data? How does the situation differ or resembles the previous tops?

>> No.18713852

>>18713816
Buy $ET, retard. Watch its value grow and then collect those nice divvys.

>> No.18713853

Is trading options on penny stock viable (i only have 150 to spend)

>> No.18713869

>>18713791
they'll go after you because im taking screenshots of your posts and emailing it to the sec LOL

>> No.18713870

>>18713816
out of those options i'd say MGM or UAL

>> No.18713877

>>18713853
No, because delta

>> No.18713878

>>18713791
>>18713784
It needs to be one with very low trading volume and really fucking cheap. Ideally sub $0.1 cheap.

>> No.18713882

>>18713816
CNK CZR CCL

>> No.18713883

>buying penny stocks when volatility is still insanely high
literally can't lose just buying normie stocks in this market if you have half a brain

>> No.18713897
File: 70 KB, 1024x903, 1586460085937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713897

reminder to all bears: STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP.

>> No.18713900

>RSI on S&P500
80 is now bullishi

>> No.18713903
File: 262 KB, 1080x1350, 9CC0504B-B343-4015-B2A6-24D57CA9DBE2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713903

>>18713787
Okay I have 5$ left

>> No.18713904

>>18713878
TTNP

>> No.18713912

>>18713869
based

>> No.18713921
File: 723 KB, 636x490, Screenshot_25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713921

>>18713897
>What gave you ze idea ze operation was over, Mr. Rothschild?

>> No.18713922
File: 296 KB, 1000x676, czr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713922

Where are my CZR patricians at??

>> No.18713923
File: 45 KB, 720x720, 7925B600-E3DA-4D32-9F9B-6CE1F6B7E59B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713923

>>18713707
But which stock? When to sell?
JCP shenanigans was fun.

>> No.18713924

I think oil is recovering from the loss today. It will be like today didn't even happen for me if it does. Maybe i can pull a few buck outta savings

>> No.18713925

>>18713903
>>18713903
why don't women like that just let me jack off on them?

>> No.18713942

>>18713375
PFE EBS

>> No.18713949

>GME
is this another short squeeze by le big short man

>> No.18713951
File: 127 KB, 338x295, 1585059475282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713951

>>18713924
>June down 28% today with 3 weeks left in the contract
>recovering

>> No.18713973

Is there a way to browse /biz/ without seeing all this pr0n? I'm here for the occasional intelligent/insightful comment.

Maybe a browser extension?

>> No.18713974

>>18713951
well not oil as whole but the stocks i hold

>> No.18713978

>>18713973
4chanX

>> No.18713984
File: 83 KB, 1000x666, 1000x-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713984

>3 RED 1 MINUTE CANDLES IN A ROW
JEROME WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU STUPID USELESS NIGGER

>> No.18713987

>>18713973
there hasn't been any porn posted you weak minded coomer

>> No.18713990
File: 129 KB, 344x342, doesnotcompute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713990

>>18713951
most people don't understand how commodities like oil trade

>> No.18713992
File: 32 KB, 500x491, 1464109799874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713992

XOM puts

buy 'em

>> No.18713993
File: 193 KB, 828x908, 90ED74C9-7DF2-4202-9585-455B964521C7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18713993

Amazon will lead the sell off

>> No.18713994

Calls on spy and I already made $3000 since Friday .. join me on the moon guys. Put every last penny on spxl calls .. if you dont have money just use leverage for your Spxl calls x3 ... SO MUCH FREE MONEY THANKS JEROME

>> No.18713995

This is a double top right?

>> No.18713997

>>18713951
Are we really running ur of storage that quickly?

>> No.18714000
File: 64 KB, 640x800, thot_009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714000

>>18713973
what porn? this is a blue board anon

>> No.18714005
File: 287 KB, 400x530, 1558151991332.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714005

>>18713816
MRO if you want oil.

Otherwise, actually go NEE. It won't be some awesome mover, but it is going to fly long term 100%.

>>18713851
Sure. Guess why they were so high before? Oil was at an ATH previously before their massive shot up due to Iraq war, 100+ a barrel. Oil went into a super contango and went to 40-60 dollars a barrel (which is actually high nowadays kek). Due to that, oil companies used them as storage. Tankers fell because eventually demand and supply equalized meaning they transported more than stored, and there were so many new tanker companies that shipping supply was up meaning that everyone's profit margins went down as tanker demand did and they had to offer cheaper and cheaper rates to take on oil. Tankers tried to survive by carrying on loads of debt, which further sank their stock prices.

Well, guess what? We are in a similar situation if not better than what caused them to rise to their previous highs. The situation is the same except BETTER today, and the difference is there is more tanker competitors and higher debt than previously. I suppose another difference is one high was due to a war "calming down" and the new high is due to Saudis and Russians being assholes.

History is repeating itself mate.

>> No.18714008

Jerome, you fuck. Why aren't we just doing an exponential line up forever?

>> No.18714009

RED MONDAY
RED MONDAY
RED MONDAY

>> No.18714016

>>18713478
every non-NEET uses it daily

>> No.18714022

>>18714005
Based NEE poster, they're also growing their divvy

>https://www.fool.com/investing/2020/04/22/nextera-energy-aims-to-increase-dividends-10-per-y.aspx

>https://www.greentechmedia.com/articles/read/nextera-energy-to-spend-1b-on-energy-storage-projects-in-2021

>> No.18714028
File: 55 KB, 740x925, bvll4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714028

>>18713973
b8?

>> No.18714031
File: 2 KB, 171x29, ez_money_ez_life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714031

lmao

>> No.18714042

>>18713671
Free money

>> No.18714046

Alright boys, how do we feel about DraftKings (DKNG)? I don’t use the service but I know a lot of people that do. Crazy volatility atm and obviously no sports to bet on. Anyone have insight to its long term stability?

>> No.18714047

>>18714031
I will become as rich as you someday where just a 1% gain makes me a guy's monthly salary

>> No.18714049

>>18714028
She has a big face/head

>> No.18714056

>>18713830
Maybe VNOM tomorrow...

>>18713852
OK, I got 100 shares or something

>>18713882
CCL makes me nervous

>>18714005
I feel like I already have enough oil stocks

Well thanks boys, only $600 left in my money market...

$50k at 9am is now $52k by midday

>> No.18714060
File: 100 KB, 960x960, 1587450204403.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714060

>>18714049
4u

>> No.18714064

>>18713997
They're starting to use pipeline to store it now.
>>18713990
They're still holding USO for some fucking reason
>>18713974
What are you holding?

>> No.18714071
File: 369 KB, 872x550, 1587956766220.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714071

>>18714060
wow, she's gross as fuck. She's almost as gross as Kelly from The Office

>> No.18714079

>>18714046
Priced in since last summer. Only low information r*dditors buy this

>> No.18714080

>>18713949
>1.4m daily volume
Let's be honest, he's probably the one trying to pump it or at least keeping it afloat.. it looks so bullish for no reason at all. He's trying to play the algos by making the chart bullish, but this is not the 2000s which he will probably learn soon

>> No.18714083

>>18713682
FRO or NAT the better buy?

>> No.18714088

>>18714071
Based.

>> No.18714093

CVX, MRO, XOM, RDSB

>> No.18714106

>>18712198

>THAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT JAY

>> No.18714108

>>18714047
just a trust fund babby playing ETFs

>> No.18714119

>oil going go negative again
>states bankrupt
>bad earning
>+1.2%
why even try anymore

>> No.18714121

>>18714046
During NFL season the Rake 300k profit just off the Monday/Thursday night games, surely higher on Sundays where the contests cost more to enter and have larger entry amounts. Plus it looks like they are expanding (I have seen tons of advertising at NFL/MLB games) and they even got their own spots on ESPN and even their own TV show on some other sports network

>> No.18714122

>>18713973
Settings at the top and bottom of the page, bro.
Hide thumbnails.

>> No.18714129

>>18714064
why brent isn't falling as hard? where do the european storing their oil?

>> No.18714130

>>18714119
We'll be red EOD, just watch.

>> No.18714132
File: 835 KB, 853x480, 1544818490803.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714132

>>18714083
Hard to tell actually. I don't think it matters, but NAT has a hype train that may unfairly ride it up faster. NAT also just dipped hard, so anyone who wants to buy should. Huge player seems to of took profits at 7.20 and made it go all the way down to 6.80, but already climbing right back up.

>> No.18714133
File: 36 KB, 831x352, Screen Shot 2020-04-27 at 10.13.59 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714133

>>18713777
Nice gains today. Im looking at 28% for one of my tickets today alone. AYTU looks like a pump and dump though. And a lot seems to be riding on their covid treatment.

>> No.18714139

why is oil collapsing if we still have a month until the contract expires? it's going to -$1000 at this rate

>> No.18714140

>>18714119
instead of complaining, ask yourself why things are trading like this and where is the opportunity

>> No.18714144
File: 48 KB, 753x651, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714144

IM GONNA DO IT

>> No.18714148

>>18714119
the guy who shorted the 1928 stock market drop was very in the red as a result moments before the drop actually happened

just be patient. Bear gains will come.

>> No.18714151
File: 104 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200427-105855.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714151

How's your line today /smg/

>> No.18714152

>>18714129
Different supply line. Brent is mainly offshore and they can adjust supply easier.

>> No.18714153

I fomoed in to the FRO top. Fuck my shit up

>> No.18714154
File: 3.70 MB, 480x360, 1584657981271.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714154

J....Jerome...?

>> No.18714165
File: 249 KB, 2394x1376, Screen Shot 2020-04-27 at 12.01.04 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714165

>>18713733
>>18714133
Double double digits

Also, broker is 15 mins behind. here is current price

>> No.18714166

>>18714144
MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN

>> No.18714167
File: 9 KB, 225x225, 1579732712642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714167

>>18714022
This is my favorite "safe/conservative" stock atm. Only "boring" stock that in fact not boring at all and has huge upside, gargantuan. It is a pure bargain right now and completely safe to park your money in.

>> No.18714170

>>18714148
cringe

>> No.18714172

>>18714153
Why are you buying green???

>> No.18714173
File: 73 KB, 600x911, bvll5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714173

OHHH NO NO NO BULLBROS HOLD ON

>> No.18714183

>>18714153

Do not worry. It will go up.

>> No.18714185
File: 39 KB, 457x494, 1587955164024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714185

hoombogahrs

>> No.18714187

>buy stock
>immediately starts going down
dostedt

>> No.18714194

Why should I not just put half of my savings into oil? I mean it’s just been sitting there waiting for a rainy day that has never come so I should just put into oil and instead of two years from now it just went stale it’ll at least increase. This is a rare opportunity too because oil stocks rn are practically like coca cola stocks i.e you KNOW you won’t lose money if you hold it for long term( a few years)

>> No.18714196

>>18713795
I bought calls a while ago or I would.

>> No.18714201
File: 199 KB, 828x911, 93907C5F-87A9-47DC-9594-04DA27560C01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714201

>>18713993
Big tech is falling. There goes the Nasdaq

>> No.18714207

>>18714187
Take one for the team

>> No.18714209

bulls are going to get slaughtered

>> No.18714211
File: 27 KB, 400x400, redditbear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714211

>>18714108
Seethe poorfag. My family was uneducated hillbillies btw. Pic related is you

>> No.18714212

>GME 5.20
HAHAHA WHAT HTE FUCK

>> No.18714219
File: 20 KB, 366x380, oshitnigger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714219

>>18714187
>buy stock

>> No.18714221
File: 115 KB, 680x479, 1587086928567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714221

Crab contained

Release the bear

>> No.18714226

>>18714212
The next burry film will be his BIG SQUEEZE of GME

>> No.18714228

alright bros what should i buy today?

>> No.18714229
File: 78 KB, 1213x521, grpn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714229

You laughed at me when I went all in on Groupon, you laughed.

Apologize.

>> No.18714234

>>18714212
Unleash the Reggie

>> No.18714235
File: 21 KB, 710x373, Screen Shot 2020-04-27 at 12.05.54 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714235

>>18714151

>> No.18714240

>>18714151
Poverty fag here +1.48%

>> No.18714242

>>18714229
all stocks this morning have been like this and it's so fucking retarded.

Eveerything is like +4% and now crashing

>> No.18714244

>>18714228
Tvix

>> No.18714246

>>18714226
The big long

>> No.18714247

>>18714228
I bought fang today

>> No.18714250

>Dax over 3%

>> No.18714254

TSLA is my fault
it started to crab literally the nanosecond i bought it

>> No.18714262

>EMA's cross up, i buy and sell half at 1.5x ATR and ride out the rest of the trend with the other half of my position with a stop loss at break even
>bonus points for entering near the EMA's or better

literally can't lose long term.

>> No.18714263

>>18714250
what does that mean

>> No.18714264
File: 43 KB, 408x439, 1447048099405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714264

>>18714201
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY SQQQ

>> No.18714265

Crude oil bros?

>> No.18714266

>>18714244
i already have vxx puts that are 100% gains as of today

>> No.18714282

>>18714064
>They're starting to use pipeline to store it now.
Is that a good sign or bad sign?

>> No.18714283
File: 5 KB, 220x229, 1584315687946.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714283

>>18714201
>-0.30%
HOLY SHIT HELP JEROME FUCKING START THE PRINTERS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18714284

>>18714173
shopped stomach

>> No.18714288

someone redpill me on buying chesapeake energy

>> No.18714296
File: 185 KB, 773x823, bobo-dabbing.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714296

>>18714211
not a soul on this board cares, larpfaggot

>>18714221
you rang?

>> No.18714298

>>18713751
tankers will stop mooning once demand goes back up.
they might steadily go up until next year, but for short term gains they are a 2-3 month play at best

>> No.18714299

>>18714140
>why things are trading like this and where is the opportunity
that is the problem there is no reason at all, stock has always been coupled with oil but it seem it's no more 10yr still low (investor staying away from stocks), volume is low , things won't just go back to normal after reopening . every expert expect economic crisis(2000+ beo resign in 2019)
i just can't understand

>> No.18714301
File: 166 KB, 1440x1254, Screenshot_20200427-090730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714301

Lmao im out. No way im buying now. All this negative news and stocks reaching their former highs. They cant ignore reality forever and I sure as heck am not gonna be left a bagholder for a decade like 1929. How much longer shpuld I wait before selling my profitable stocks?

>> No.18714303

>>18714212
I have a put that expires friday that is worth 1 dollar, holding it just to see if that bitch goes bankrupt before then

>> No.18714304
File: 156 KB, 1242x957, 1587828858196.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714304

KEEP BUYING

PUT EVERY DOLLAR INTO THE SP500

WERE REACHING ALL TIME HIGH BEFORE CLOSE

>> No.18714307

>>18714263
V shaped recovery

>> No.18714312

>>18714263
I’ll spoon feed you, don’t worry.
DAX is Japan’s stock market.

>> No.18714313

Is USOI a good divvie stock to get in? Does it have a chance of getting delisted?

>> No.18714320

>>18713978
I tried that. What settings do you recommend? I tried a number of different settings that didn't work, but it may have been an incompatibility with my browser.

>> No.18714321

>>18714288
Don't. 99% chance they are liquidated and shareholders will likely get zero.

>> No.18714328

Do normies think TSLA has to do with spacex? Thats the only reason i can think of it being this overvalued

>> No.18714337

>>18714313
Bro WHAT are you even talking about

>> No.18714340

So is it fair to say that all the Bobos in here have killed themselves by now?

>> No.18714343

>>18714298
Seems like a good hedge against oil stocks though if you also own them.

>> No.18714345

>>18714328
Half the shares are shorts. Maybe a similar number is the cult of Elon

>> No.18714349

>>18714304
>16M
rookie numbers. we 30M now boi.

>> No.18714350

>>18714320
just use chrome, bro

>> No.18714351

DRAFTKINGS BABAYYY

and lads..
Can some one sell me on CVE

>> No.18714352

>>18714313
keeps stepping down
monitoring this bread for insights though

>> No.18714354
File: 24 KB, 248x241, 1444702741669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714354

>holding fairly high-liquidity puts
>bid price suddenly drops 0.20 for no reason
THE MARKET MAKERS BOGGED ME AGAIN, HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?

>> No.18714357

>>18714340
Yes, time for crash now

>> No.18714360

>>18714299
No it doesn't make sense which is why the best play right now is to not go long term with puts or calls, go short term calls and swing trade Weeklies.

>tfw could have made 300% off of a 0DTE 287c today but didn't pull the trigger.

>> No.18714361
File: 158 KB, 828x599, 04EA90A9-24EC-481B-8C02-06D3709D836A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714361

>>18714201
>>18713993
>>18714264
>>18714283
MAGA is red
I repeat
MAGA is red
Abort Shit
Abort Shit
Woooooooooooooo
Woooooooooooooo

>> No.18714364
File: 53 KB, 256x256, thinking-face.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714364

So Tesla is now almost back to the ATH despite the overall economy having gone to shit since then, and the oil price plummeting which makes fossil fuel cars more attractive. And that ATH was extremely overvalued in the first place, considering their marketshare. Something's not quite right...

>> No.18714366
File: 104 KB, 576x760, 1587664981670.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714366

>>18714340
I'm dying but still in the fight. My hands are made of diamonds. Soon you'll be in the bull bag where you belong.

>> No.18714367
File: 43 KB, 463x367, 1535837878933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714367

>>18714282
It means they're running out of conventional storage. Tankers are charging enormous premiums to hold that shit at port.
Oil cuts agreed by OPEC haven't even come into effect yet and it's too late already.
Crude is worthless shit if you can't refine and use it.

>> No.18714370
File: 28 KB, 473x573, bvll6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714370

>>18714340
yes thank God

>> No.18714374

>>18714328
Yes. There's also 4channers who think so. It's why i dont touch it. It has the power to get real high due to sheer normie love but the moment enough normies realize the truth that shit is gonna crash hard. Question is, how long. Both calls and puts are risky on one hand the delusion continues and puts fails OR the mask is lifted and calls fail.

>> No.18714379

VIX on the launch pad

>> No.18714381

>>18714364
The best thing for TSLA's stock is to never actually make money.

>> No.18714383

>>18714361
Time to buy

>> No.18714384

>>18714366
Me too
t Tvix bag holder

>> No.18714385
File: 281 KB, 1080x2220, Screenshot_20200427-121405_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714385

>>18712198
I can't take this daily rollercoaster of emotions anymore

>> No.18714392

>>18714340
i'm a short-term bull on a hair trigger

>> No.18714396
File: 361 KB, 780x770, 1586716551178.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714396

>weedstocks

>> No.18714401

>>18713678
Grug should stick to hunting lion

>> No.18714408
File: 17 KB, 334x363, 1586276178353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714408

>>18714379
please god.

>> No.18714409

>>18714396
Any non-fake weed stocks on TSX?

>> No.18714413

>>18714384
TVIX will spike again. It's just a matter of a couple days

>> No.18714414
File: 585 KB, 1898x983, finviz front page.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714414

how the FUCK do i profit from this? it's on the front page of finviz every day how do i use this information to make money? does anyone do this?

>> No.18714415
File: 157 KB, 703x596, 1538071833044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714415

>>18714340
I've been shorting crude June futures at $18. Why would I be killing myself?

>> No.18714416
File: 105 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200427-111455.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714416

AMAZON TO BUY KOHLS
>AMAZON TO BUY KOHLS
AMAZON TO BUY KOHLS
>AMAZON TO BUY KOHLS
AMAZON TO BUY KOHLS
>AMAZON TO BUY KOHLS
AMAZON TO BUY KOHLS
>AMAZON TO BUY KOHLS

>> No.18714417

NAIL going nuts right now, btw
people expecting construction projects to start up soon

>> No.18714421

>>18714379
It's over pal

>> No.18714431

>>18714385
Lmao I hope that isn't more than 5% of your total net worth, Robinhoodfag. Buy KO and hold for dividends.

>> No.18714433

Aren't ITM calls for HAL free money. Getting $50 easy.

>> No.18714434
File: 164 KB, 563x1080, IMG_20200426_095128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714434

>>18714340
The real bobos were the friends we made along the way

>> No.18714438
File: 54 KB, 600x900, bvll7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714438

>>18714416
NO FUCKING WAY

>> No.18714443

>>18714416
you're supposed to crop out the part where you paid 18.42 for it...

>> No.18714445
File: 159 KB, 640x640, 70127001_3203911622958131_7564295282634839834_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714445

selling puts on BA for some FAT premiums. t-too big to fail right guys

>> No.18714447

dow is over $24k and it's going to have a slight pullback now only to continue gaining

new ath in may

$50k eoy dow is still on schedule

>> No.18714448
File: 1.04 MB, 1079x1341, D5DCD8D0-4644-413D-B692-B4A124D4013A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714448

NIO $4.3 EOW
screencap this

>> No.18714458
File: 403 KB, 220x124, allin.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714458

>>18714340
I was a bobo on March 22nd. The fake virus hysteria will die down in two weeks and turn into fake virus caution. I still wouldn't buy anything airline or cruise related though.

>> No.18714459
File: 2.76 MB, 2245x1054, 1583511948589.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714459

>>18714409
WEED is doing well.
Holding 2000 @ 14

ACB is in and out but has been ok for me.

>> No.18714461

>>18714416
Something tells me youre lying. Proof otherwise your comment is securities fraud.

>> No.18714464

>>18714448
what is NIO and why should I care

>> No.18714468

>>18714438
Get that ugly face away

>> No.18714471
File: 632 KB, 805x720, 1547653800794.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714471

>>18714416
Source? I can't find evidence for this.

>>18714443
Kek.

>> No.18714473

>>18714461
THE SEC JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.18714475

>>18714409
apha

>> No.18714477

>>18714464
Chinese Electric car company
Don't care

>> No.18714478

>>18714431
My net worth is negative sixty thousand dollars because of student loans. What does that mean for me?

>> No.18714479

>>18714447
If this is true I’m going all in 10x leverage until I retire.

>> No.18714480

>>18714448
Imagine investing in china when the whole world is about to lynch mob them

>> No.18714485

>>18714461
he's probably guessing based on the fact that you can now return amazon packages directly to kohl's
either way KSS is set to moon

>> No.18714491

>>18714416
>>18714443
pfffffft

>> No.18714498

>>18714464
>what is NIO and why should I care
it's literally the next TSLA

>> No.18714500

>>18714480
this but unironically gtfo any Chinese investments they are FUCKED

>> No.18714508
File: 8 KB, 467x68, Screenshot from 2020-04-27 12-21-20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714508

Imagine falling for the common cold hoax.

>> No.18714509

Fuck I come back to the market because I thought it was safe now and I'm already red as fuck.

>> No.18714513

>>18714461
>>18714416
>>18714471
>>18714438
https://www.kohls.com/feature/amazon.jsp

>> No.18714514

why is everybody posting red, the index is up? disproportionately oil fags in here today? jerome isn't propping up oil so that shouldn't be a surpise

>> No.18714515
File: 241 KB, 718x432, memceo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714515

>>18714364
that's the power of meme ceo, if other company ceo had 33 million follower on twitter you would see them ATH too

>> No.18714519

SNAP dies tonigth

>> No.18714523

>>18714498
gonna need more than that

>> No.18714534

>>18714498
you didn't say mullen...

>> No.18714545
File: 146 KB, 1080x1349, bvll8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714545

>>18714513

kys they've been doing that for a long time

>> No.18714550

>>18714478
lol

>>18714500
some article on the internet said that I should buy BABA

>> No.18714551
File: 98 KB, 612x491, 1475290628296.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714551

What does it mean when the Bid sz is like 30x the Ask sz?

>> No.18714558

>>18714473
Lmao was hust trying to see if he'd actually post some verifiable information. The way he posts is like those annoying loser stocktwit shills. Not wasting my time reporting some random retail investor when big companies are likely screwing us over harder. Also the fed manipulating the market.

>> No.18714560
File: 25 KB, 500x566, Your Portfolio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714560

>>18714364
I-I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna short Tesla. Surely logic and reason will prevail.

>> No.18714562
File: 3.60 MB, 3324x5906, 1578262025190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714562

Is GE gonna pump more?

>> No.18714564
File: 3.34 MB, 3973x1993, Nio_EP9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714564

>>18714477
>>18714480
>>18714500
13th fastest car on the Nurburgring
Better range on their fleet than Tesla
Propped up by CCP

Do you think it will fail? LOL

>> No.18714575

>>18714478
It means you're already fucked. Assuming you already have a real job, get rid of the debt or else 2k in stocks won't matter, regardless of whether you lose it all or not.

>> No.18714576

>>18714550
seems legit

>> No.18714578

>>18714551
depends on the stock but most the time... nothing... a lot of spoofing goes on.. orderflow is more important imo

>> No.18714585

>>18714485
It's been like that for over a year or so lmao. At least the anon pretending to be Jeff Bezos buying out JCP was funny.

>> No.18714591

>>18714551
it doesn't mean anything necessarily
you need to look at the whole boook
there could be a huge ask hiding right behind the first one

>> No.18714594

>>18714473
Fucking kek anon

>> No.18714601

>>18714558
>not wasting my time

You just did though? You realize that you can post your full auto glock switch you got from wish on /k/ and the mods won't even take it down? Fucking retard. No one cares about you or this place.

>> No.18714602
File: 28 KB, 567x576, 581A6B21-2D02-4227-8F50-BE991004FA18.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714602

>>18714558
snitch.

>> No.18714638

>>18714585
Anyone got a screenshot of the fake jeff bezos post?

>> No.18714646

>>18714578
>>18714591
I'm just sitting on two puts whose spread is getting jerked around like crazy and I'm wondering if that had something to do with it. Like the spread was 0.15 when I bought an hour ago and is now widened to 1.10 all of a sudden.

>> No.18714657
File: 168 KB, 407x615, Fuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714657

>>18714575
>assuming you already have a real job
Still in school
I just wanted to invest some of my meager savings so I have a bit of extra cash when I get my JD so I can leave town and maybe get a shitbox car. I still have all my emergency money squirreled away, I was just looking to pump myself up a little bit to have some spending cash when I make my way out into the world.

>> No.18714662

>>18714591
Anyone have a better book for stocks than op. Some of the numbers look a bit off compared to price movements.

>> No.18714666

>>18714646
I'll add that it widened in both directions, the bid dropped about 0.50 and the ask suddenly spiked 0.50.

>> No.18714686

>>18714514
2 270 5/15 SPY puts are killing me right now. I didn't get a chance to sell when I was slightly positive back on Friday.

>> No.18714690

>>18713419
$2k. Should I sell the bag? And cut my losses at $1,500?

>>18713493
Proofs?

>> No.18714749

>>18714646
Ive had that happen before. What a pain that is. Buying forces yiu to go in favor of the sell side while selling forces you to go in favor of the buy side. Really makes me suspect its big company algos forcing your hand.

>> No.18714760

>>18714690
reverse split

>> No.18714786

>>18714364
TSLA's share price has a cult following. you shouldn't short stocks with cult followings

>> No.18714799

>>18714760
But my total value doesn't change, 7/8ths of my stock dissapear as the price rises. Won't it just continue to freefall after the split?

>> No.18714863
File: 97 KB, 402x714, mystuff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714863

I'm up about $1,500 today. We'll see if it holds. I feel like I have enough diversity in holdings to have some wins, some slow gains, with 2 or 3 potential catastrophic fails.

About $15k is in funds/ETF's, the other $35k in various stocks:

APO up 4.5%
APLE up 2%
BMO up 2.5%
BFAM up 4%
FUN up 8%
CNK up 11%
CRH up 4%
DRI up 3%
XOM even
JPM up 5%
MGM up 10%
OXY even
SUM up 12%
UAL up 1%
V up 1%
VMC up 6%

>> No.18714867

>>18714799
Reverse splits are a sign of things sinking in value in this case

>> No.18714908

>>18714863
Everything falls in the upcoming selloff.

>> No.18714916

>>18714867
So do I sell the bag before it gets way worse?

>> No.18714924

>>18714229
It's a site I'd never use, selling shit I'd never want. No fucking way I'd invest in them even if I was literally guaranteed 10% annual returns

>> No.18714926

>>18714908
how could shitty earnings not be unironically priced in at this point

>> No.18714938

>USO
when are they jsut gonna shut it down
what a shitshow

>> No.18714940

>>18714908
people were saying that in the beginning of April and yet the upcoming sell of is missing

>> No.18714941

>>18714416
Every time I go to Kohls, I'm the only one in the store. Then if I buy anything, it's from the clearance rack and when I go to pay for it, they give me a 20% off coupon. So yeah, makes sense Amazon wants to buy a company that doesn't turn a profit.

>> No.18714945
File: 53 KB, 686x527, HAL 4-18-20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714945

>>18713350
I have HAL.................

>> No.18714958

>>18714916
Do you baghold SQQQ by any chance.

>> No.18714961

>>18714945
Fellow /Vanguard/ bro

>> No.18714966

>>18714941
amazon buys companies that don't make a profit all the time just for infrastructure and industry knowledge

>> No.18714968

>>18714926
>>18714940
I could be wrong. Yet, I do feel comfortable sitting out since mid February.

>> No.18714970

>>18714958
No?

>> No.18714977
File: 48 KB, 372x336, based uncle sam.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714977

>Ecolab only $12 off from it's year high

Thank God for my employee stock purchase plan. I was worried about that but damn it payed off. Managed to get some cheap during the fall too.

>> No.18714985

>>18714968
ouch, you missed out on a lot of gains because of that

>> No.18714988
File: 113 KB, 990x990, 1585588738005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714988

>>18713350
w-why?
t. bought HAL after earnings and saw they weren't reducing/pausing the dividend

>> No.18714992
File: 6 KB, 234x216, huh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18714992

>tfw people on unemployment are making more $$$ jerking off today than I am waging right now

fuck me maybe it should burn down

>> No.18714997

>>18714941
kohls been doing the coupon thing forever lol

>> No.18715011

>>18714985
>ouch, you missed out on a lot of gains because of that
I also missed a lot of losses by selling before the drop. I’ll buy during the real dip :v)

>> No.18715021

>>18715011
ok hidden king

>> No.18715044

>>18715011
how many times a day do you look at AMZN, take a deep breath, and repeat that to yourself?

>> No.18715052

>>18714992
>the return on my 40 hours less the UI benefit is about $50.
>they call me a hero
I want to kill all of them.

>> No.18715060
File: 92 KB, 2053x411, Derp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18715060

>>18714968
LMAO

>I feel comfortable not in the market making money

COPE TVIX bro

>> No.18715069

>>18715011
also, WTF are you doing following smg all this time if you're just sitting out

>> No.18715082

>>18715044
There’s a million different ways I could have made more money. If I could’ve known just a few of them I would have retired. You have to be happy with where you are and how you got there.

>> No.18715101

>>18715069
I’m here for the banter. Plus I have all my play money in tvix. Wish me luck.

>> No.18715108
File: 55 KB, 1502x810, 1565270538484.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18715108

>>18714968
You're making a mistake. Why wouldn't you get in then get back out when the daily trend starts pointing back down. For all you know we go straight back to ATH and you've lost years of gains in 2 months. Why do this

>> No.18715114

>>18715060
PLEASE STOP ATTACKING OUR NEWFRIEND

He is making a very bold and prudent investment in TVIX and you need to stop FUDing him. We don't want him to capitulate right as TVIX moons.

>> No.18715122

>>18715052
'slave' is more like it. Essential is indeed appropriate, just like the plantation niggers were essential and would've worked in the middle of a pandemic as well.
Then again it's true that your ilk behaves like animals and truly deserve the treatment you get (in fact, you should be grateful for it).

>> No.18715129

>>18715060
That’s a different anon. However, I still expect to make money from tvix.

>> No.18715149

>>18714961
Vanguard has been good to me!

>> No.18715158

>>18715108
The same reason I sold in mid February. The virus has, is, and will mess up the economy. This should has hit the stocks and should hit them again.

>> No.18715160

>ANF
>+10%
holy fuck, anyone here thinking of shorting this?

>> No.18715177
File: 81 KB, 924x571, 1587939761692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18715177

>>18715101
>not having your play money in GME JCP or TSLA
volatility is the next most interesting

>>18715122
>tfw not business owner
damn. I'd still be pissed as an owner right now. these faggot banks and loans would be making me nuts if i wasn't a moral hazard.

>> No.18715212

>>18714602
Post your shit YA "SHIT-POSTING BLACK-ASS NIGGA".

>> No.18715223

Oil won't go lower than 12$
trump is gonna pump it again to 17$
get in

>> No.18715250

>>18715177
Business owners are about as scummy as you lot anyway. They also deserve it. Too bad it's not the other side of the coin that's taking the pain, certainly, but both sides are bastards.

>> No.18715254

>>18714416
Okay, you successfully shilled me enough for me to buy 5 shares (I am smally investor).

>> No.18715269
File: 85 KB, 824x579, 1583796302784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18715269

>>18715250
settle down neet-kun.

>> No.18715270
File: 64 KB, 725x651, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18715270

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.18715275

any anons recommend playing the MFST earnings? we know they'll beat expectations - but will they pump?

>> No.18715286
File: 96 KB, 822x544, 1569282917655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18715286

>>18715270
it's over for bobros

>> No.18715327

>>18715270
So when Amazon reports their best earnings ever this Thursday because everyone has been forced to buy online for the past 2 months we are going to double moon

>> No.18715366

>>18715269
There are more options than being either a neet, a plantation nigger, or a slave owner. It consists of being actually valuable (yet, undervalued). Pretty much modern factory workers. "At least I'm not a nigger".

>> No.18715377
File: 14 KB, 415x306, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18715377

IM CRABBING NOOOO

>> No.18715390

>>18715270
>invest in one of the biggest indices.
>FAANG are the only driving motor of it.
>AMZN is the definition of all bubbles

>> No.18715397

>>18715327
You know they’re gonna miss right?

>> No.18715400
File: 29 KB, 720x405, 1586626532652.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
18715400

>>18715366
wow, a sole proprietor/owner operator. I'm so impressed and swayed.

>> No.18715422

>>18715397
Miss what? You cannot miss fictive valuations. It is impossible. Nothing deserves a valuation like amazon.

>> No.18715496

>>18715400
No wonder you're "essential" with that kind of amazing intelligence.

>> No.18715582

>>18715496
>not a neet
>not a wagie
>not running a business
>not freelancing
so money prints out your ass like your faggotry, huh.

>> No.18715638

T
CMCSA
SWPPX
SWTSX
SWISX
NET
GE
KHC
KO
KDP
BKR
MRO (newest at 4.86 avg;750 shares)
VIACA
DIS

Been dcaing down in a few of these while this shit's been handing me cheapies on a sliver platter. Long as the divvies keep on a coming it's all good to me.

>> No.18715695

>>18714416
Based insider trader anon. Thanks for the tip.

>> No.18715779

FRO and NAT down since i bought thanks guys

>> No.18715803

>>18715779
kek

>> No.18715823

>>18715695
I would be really surprised if it is true.

>> No.18715884

kek, why would Amazon buy them now when all they gotta do is wait for the bankruptcy and eventual shareholder shafting then swoop in and buy the property for pennies and save a bundle?

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action