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18705835 No.18705835[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

You are locked in a room with this in front of you. You are not allowed to leave until you find a way to profit off of this. You only have a cellphone, a plunger, a taco, and one roll of toilet paper. You have 24 hours before dying. What do you do?

>> No.18705845

Shove the taco up my ass

>> No.18705854

I would use my cell to go on youtube and make money by recording myself smashing my face in all of that

>> No.18705865

eat the taco, take a shit on top of this shit, add the toilet paper to the pile of shit, and then fuck the plunger making a strange porno, shit fetish video for profit.

>> No.18705884

>>18705835
call a new york jew and tell him I found a one-of-a-kind art piece

>> No.18705885
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>>18705835
Hoard the toilet paper and sell it.

>> No.18705893

>>18705835
Sell the room for free and state there is a chance of find a gold bar in there worth $2000. $0.25 buys you the room.

Gambler buys it, I win my freedom.

>> No.18705896

>>18705845
>>18705854
>>18705865
>>18705884
Excellent strategies. I already busted my sides into orbit.

>> No.18705897

>>18705845
fpbp

>> No.18705921

>>18705835
Film yourself eating it, youtube. Shit it back out and sell it as "geniune teenage asian poo." Better return than all other ideas.

>> No.18705931

>>18705835
Eat it, go to the hospital, get diagnosed with some horrible disease, file an insurance claim for treatment, don't get treatment, cash check.

Easy.

>> No.18705963
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>>18705921
>>18705931
Fucking KEK PFFHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18706014

>>18705931
>insurance company somehow find out you are the shit intentionally
>coverage denied
>they sue you for fraud
>problems add to the sickness

>> No.18706021

>>18705835
Break up the taco shell into sharp pieces and shove them up your urethra while covering yourself in shit and toilet paper and putting hot taco fillings in your eyes and riding the plunger like a dildo. Upload it to liveleak but cut it off mid-way through saying to watch the rest you have to go to OnlyFans to buy the scene for $1000, then profit???

>> No.18706038
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18706038

>>18706014
Sounds like something from ozark

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>>18706021

>> No.18706101

>>18706021
Ok this one wins.

>> No.18706119

>>18705835
Start an only fans and have sex with the pile of crap. scat fetish homos will probably give me thousands of dollars

>> No.18706236

>>18706119
Loled

>> No.18706384

>>18705835
Start an onlyfans account and do fucked up shit for money.