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18686658 No.18686658 [Reply] [Original]

My gf regularly pays for my groceries, rent, dinners, etc even though I make more money. She's a gamer, I'm not, but would having her start streaming/making youtube videos based since the simps she'd attract would essentially be funneling their money to me and it's not like anyone on those platforms is chad enough to steal her away? Has anyone else taken the pimp-litepill yet?

>> No.18686670

>>18686658
>My gf
simp detected

>> No.18686685

>>18686658
That statue...

>> No.18686699

Yes, that's a good idea, OP. simps are eternal. maybe they are even recession proof.

>> No.18686704

>>18686658
my gf sells feet pics. her feet are fucking gross(her dad does construction and she helps sometimes, got dirty work boot feet) so idk the appeal. but she has like 5 simples that will buy her pics for $20 and its enough to help with bills

>> No.18686712

>>18686658
That’s a statue of a man

>> No.18686738
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>>18686704
damn $100 bucks for a picture that probably takes less than a second
I might have to get mine on that train lmao

>> No.18686767

>>18686658
let her make an onlyfans account and post lewd pics of her there
I set one up for my little 18yo sister and through that I make 300 a week

>> No.18686780

>>18686767
link? sounds hot

>> No.18686800

>>18686685

That could be your piss she’s drinking.

>> No.18686857

>>18686685
Girl Drinking from a Shell by Edward McCartan. I love everything about her.

>> No.18686910

>>18686767
be a senpai and post a sample

>> No.18686979

I know about 1 case: some bitch who goes by the pseudonym Dragon Feenie does Mario Maker letsplays and is not entertaining in the least. Many many simpcoomers however gather around her streams and just shower her with donations.

Merits: is female, 5/10, streams popular videogame, fakes a smile, makes coomers feel special by reading out loud the chat messages on occasion.

She's not even very good at the game for hell's sake.

So basically OP if your biatch is not ugly (<3/10) go for it.

>> No.18687056

>>18686979
eh I'm really biased about her looks because she's such a sweetheart but pessimistically she's at least a 5/10 probably a 6

>> No.18687099

>>18687056
post pic for assessment

>> No.18687104

>>18686857
very cute boyish teen body. this man had taste

>> No.18687135

>>18686658
>Asks himself if she can be stolen away
>Thinks he's not simp
ngmi

>> No.18687149

And then you woke up

>> No.18687174

Your GF looks like a 300lb Gorilla

>> No.18687215

>>18687135
dude never consider the downside of your investments number only go up duuurrrrrrrr

>> No.18687224

>>18687174
t. incel

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>>18686979
>>18687056
>>18687099
jesus christ i almost threw up

>> No.18687273

>>18686704
>>18686738
are a lot of people doing this? this came up since my gfs friend started doing this and making bank so my gf started chatting me up about it. feels weird that dudes could be jerking off to her feet but I guess simps already do it with clothed instagram pictures so it’s nothing really different

>> No.18687389

>>18687270
She's not that ugly, definately not pretty, she's just average. That's all they need to /makeit/

>> No.18687394

>>18686767
POST LINK

>> No.18687406

>>18687389
That’s ugly, honestly, 4/10.

>> No.18687460

>>18687406
more than enough for coomerbux though

>> No.18687595

>>18687270
this is good enough, even better if she tease her milkies

>> No.18687640

>>18687270
Thats a man

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>>18687270
oh lawdy, mario maker player.

>> No.18688566

Insane how there's men on here WILLING to pimp out their own "loved" ones for money.

Pathetic.

>> No.18688630

>>18686658
If she's a gamer she might as well stream when she's gaming and make (you) extra income. Twitch cucks always have money to throw at e thots.

>> No.18688672

>>18688566
this

It's morally wrong and will further degrade the already low integrity of their girlfriend, eventually ruining the relationship. Expect the power dynamic to be fucked up and she'll think she's better than you.

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>>18688566
that's capitalism baby there's a reason prostitution is the oldest business on earth
besides it's good to see how far you can push people so you know where real boundaries are

>> No.18688999

>>18688566
Checked
I'm starting to think some people are just too retarded and need religion to be scared of doing dumb self-defeating shit. Allowing your own woman to defile herself before other men is disgusting and destructive to her relationship with you. End of story.