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>> No.18658746

>>18658737
Is this priced in?

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRPDvEbGiw8&feature=emb_title

>> No.18658749
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>>18658737
Cheappies..

>> No.18658753

Bears come out of hibernation now

>> No.18658756
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>>18658749

>> No.18658757
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18658757

SOXL on a downward trend like this has not happened in weeks

>> No.18658759

what is Op image from? looks familiar.

>> No.18658760

New orders for manufactured durable goods in March decreased $36.0 billion or 14.4 percent to $213.2
billion, the U.S. Census Bureau announced today. This decrease, down following three consecutive
monthly increases, followed a 1.1 percent February increase. Excluding transportation, new orders
decreased 0.2 percent. Excluding defense, new orders decreased 15.8 percent. Transportation
equipment, down two of the last three months, led the decrease, $35.6 billion or 41.0 percent to $51.2
billion.

https://www.census.gov/manufacturing/m3/adv/pdf/durgd.pdf

FUGG!!!!!

>> No.18658766

This guy is actually pretty based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1l46MQsF2s

I've been thinking of buying Evercore stock for ages. Gotta look more into it they seem to do pretty good advisory stuff.

>> No.18658771

>>18658760

very bullish

>> No.18658772

>>18658760
Is there any way to filter this cancer?

>> No.18658775

Going to need some TSX stock ideas.
Looking at CTC formthat stable divvy and good business management.
Is it time to go all in on CNQ?

>> No.18658778

Durable goods about -14%

>>18658759
I don't actually know lol
I googled "apple anime" to make a picture for apple earnings a year ago and this came up

>> No.18658783

>>18658772
If you have to ask, you have to go back

>> No.18658787

>>18658778
wondering if it was a Disgaea cutscene or something...shit now its gonna drive me nuts.

>> No.18658789

futures almost 1% up

gay

>> No.18658795

>>18658760
Who cares? we bull now, hopefully we are back at december 2019 levels EoM...so many undervalued shit out there

>> No.18658799

make sure your trailing stop losses are set, bros

>> No.18658805
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>>18658799
It'll gap down soon bro.

>> No.18658807
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18658807

>economic data being reported at all in the first place
Bullish as fuck, ATH next week!

>> No.18658810
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18658810

What price is $OIL ETN gonna be when it stops trading? These things always get all wonky when they shut down.

>> No.18658813

>>18658805
not overnight

>> No.18658814
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18658814

>>18658805
True.

>> No.18658816
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18658816

>Got to hunt positions today because ES missed entry by 4 points at the bottom of the move overnight

>> No.18658818

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BEARCVCK BFTO BVVVVVVVVVVVLL SVRGE

>> No.18658820

I love when Rick talks about inflation and interest rates bros...

>>18658787
I googled "apple anime" again and I found it
It's from that cooking battle manga
I still don't know how it ended, I hope the black haired girl (the one in the picture) has a happy ending

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/996465-anime-manga

>> No.18658821

>>18658783
So in other words, you don't know.. got it shitskin.

>> No.18658825

>>18658807
>New vegas crucifix production up 13% and NCR reports tin can salvage down 6%
>SPY hits 5,000,0000

>> No.18658837

2800 let’s go baby!

>> No.18658840

beginning to wish I had bought more american oil companies instead of just RDS.B. Yeah it's safe, so safe it basically hasn't moved since I bought it.

>> No.18658844
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18658844

I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a Minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.

Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking goodluck kids.

>> No.18658846

>>18658746
>one america news

wat?

>> No.18658854

Why is the US so shit at pandemics, its kinda embarassing to be honest.

Muh greatest country in the world getting assfucked by a little chinese virus.

Yanks explain yourselves.

>> No.18658856

WHYIS IT GOING UP WTF

>> No.18658860
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18658860

this doesn't look like a surge to me

>> No.18658863
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18658863

About to try Wendy's Breakfast menu

What should I get?

>> No.18658866
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>>18658778
>>18658759
Press the google button next to the image

>> No.18658868

Hurray, epic gains is on the way..

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-respected-market-timing-model-just-flashed-a-bullish-four-year-outlook-for-stocks-2020-04-24?mod=mw_quote_news

>> No.18658880

>>18658844
Dude do you even hear yourself? Asshole.

>> No.18658883

>>18658854
>he doesn't know we were a third world country all along

>> No.18658884

I’m unironically ruined if WLL doesn’t rebound today.

>> No.18658885
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18658885

WE COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN MORE COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.18658890
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18658890

also not a surge
looks more like a hump

>> No.18658892

>>18658868
why 4 years? try 400 years...nothing can stop the market anymore if this shit is srly recovering from the current economy outlook.

>> No.18658893

>>18658844
>Thinks he's flexing his manbrain spouting worthless jibberish that can't be applied in this market and has been found to be no more correct than other random theories

N i b b a p l e a s e

>> No.18658894

>>18658868
Unironically bearish, the rug pull approaches. Normies are about to fomo in.

>> No.18658895

>>18658860
why? zoom out and you'll see the V recovery.

>> No.18658896

>>18658844
nice pasta

>> No.18658897

>>18658844
CUTE CAT

I'm done with /biz/. I'm definitely not done with Robinhood, I end up buying 10-20 new stocks every day, that will probably never change. But this stock really made me realize I no longer give a shit about anything you guys have to say. It made me realize that investor analyses mean nothing to me anymore. For so long have I been a child, now I can look into the mirror and truly see a man looking back at me. I no longer put any stock into the opinions or thoughts of people on the internet, from now on, I trust myself and those I consider closest to me in real life.

This is probably the single best stock I've owned this entire generation. It's one of the funnest stocks I've owned in years. I've purchased all of your favorite stocks. I'm probably better at Technical Analysis than most of you guys are, I've developed literally hundreds of trade bots of all sorts of different genres and styles. At last I truly realize how retarded like 99% of you guys are.

There are a few of you guys out there who are alright, keep on keeping on. But eventually you guys too will realize you're like me: you truly fucking love the stock market with all your heart, it's probably impossible to change that about yourself. And you'll realize your posting on a board full of complete morons who don't even invest, they just enjoy shitposting about it. These are people who are essentially broken on the inside and have likely lost most of their ability to enjoy things. The type of people who complain about stagnation in the industry, and when arguably the most revolutionary stock of the decade drops, they all gang up together to pretend that it isn't even free money, when in reality this is basically the easiest money of all time.

>> No.18658900

I'm completely new to investing. Do you think it would be a decent idea to buy SOXL continually over the next months?

>> No.18658904

>>18658760
>>18658783

oh fuck yes, I figured out how to get rid of this absolute fucking cancerous faggot Baggie. Later shitskin

>> No.18658907

>>18658890
Isn't this your classic V recovery?

>> No.18658908
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>>18658844
>Dunning-Kruger
Aren’t they a rockband from the 80s?
Shut up old man.

>> No.18658913

>>18658895
that is zoomed out, my dude

>> No.18658914
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>>18658880

>> No.18658917

>>18658863
diabetes.

>> No.18658922

>>18658868
>respected market timing
Not any more it isn't.

>> No.18658924
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18658924

the wait is over
the 2800 party begins again

>> No.18658927

>>18658885
Kek

>> No.18658936

>>18658863
Just go to Dunkin and get 2 egg and cheese wraps and a hashbrown for $3 (large iced with cream/caramel only optional) then put the hashbrowns on the egg and cheese wraps and bust a nut.

>> No.18658937

>>18658907
find another one with this steep of a drop in the middle of it

>> No.18658939

>>18658846
What is there not to get?

>> No.18658949
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18658949

>I
>AM
>JACKED
>TO
>THE
>FUCKING
>TITS

>> No.18658952

everybody on CNBC laughing
i'm not shitting you i've got a really bad feeling
not sure if it's today or not but it feels like shit's about to go down

>> No.18658965

>>18658952
Cramer calling out the Chinks directly
love it

>> No.18658968

>>18658884
WLL filed for bankruptcy on April 1st

>> No.18658971

>>18658952
I hope so. I want to be able to utilize my last 25% of cash

>> No.18658979
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18658979

how will trumptards ever recover?

>> No.18658982

>>18658897
Someone post the big brain meme

No one follows /biz/'s advice. /Biz/ is just a group of incels tryna call the next big pump

I only browse here to see more points of view to make sure my judgements are sound. You're better off cruising Robinhood all day and buying based on breaking news stories than listening to biz (which I often do when I'm not working)

>> No.18658984

>>18658897
Same dude, I’m spooked, that’s why yesterday at close I fucking liquidated everything and I mean EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.18659004

>>18658884
the real question is why are you still fucking around with these shitty oil and gas companies

>> No.18659005

>>18658984

lol

>> No.18659006
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18659006

Cramer is really going hard on the Chinese right now
"they are our opponent"

>>18658982

>> No.18659013

>>18658984
or just pick up some SQQQ/SDOW

>> No.18659021
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18659021

>30 million on breadlines
>a barrel of oil is worth as much as an order of chicken wings
>lockdown extended into summer
>meat industry shutting down as disease spreads
lmao this is all priced in kid
>congress signs a bill that everyone has seen coming for a month now
>retail investors

>> No.18659026
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18659026

Forgive my phone posting I’m literally shitposting

ET gonna pull a tanker play

>> No.18659027

>>18658965
>calling them out on the GILD shit
>they don't respect us
>what do they think of us, to treat us like this?
>they would treat ecuador better than they treat us

lmaooooooooo war soon frens

>> No.18659028

where are the bears

>> No.18659039

dude on CNBC outright saying this shit is all manufactured

>> No.18659042
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>>18659028
ded and kill

>> No.18659043

>asking predictions to Taleb
Lmao.

>> No.18659047

You boys ready for another morning pump that was mostly fucking premarket, followed by an afternoon dump? Oh boy do I fucking love this crab horse shit.

>> No.18659052

>>18659006
I like this image but crypto is trash

I understand why people trade it, but only a few people have to sell to make it worthless

>> No.18659055

anyone wathcing cnbc? so wearing a mask even if its a shit one, it will help alot

>> No.18659057
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>>18659027
Just need to randomly sink some chicom subs. Enjoy the shit show.

>> No.18659058

>>18659027
That was some peak Cramer
he nailed it, we shouldn't be letting these little chinks get away with this

>>18659043
>>18659039

he's just giving his same spiel that he's been giving on twitter so far

>> No.18659081

>>18658984
Too Zozzle ®®
Weedbrah lost all his money the last couple weeks and has gone full doomer mode lmaoooooo

>> No.18659083

will it pump or not?

>> No.18659086

how much JCP do i need to make it?

>> No.18659093
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18659093

>>18659057
>>18659058
Cramer is based now

>> No.18659108

>>18659043
arab imbecile.

>> No.18659110

>>18659093
Cramer has always been lowkey redpilled.

>> No.18659111

Safe but unexciting plays:
PSX
AMZN
WAL
VZ
Data streaming companies (not Netflix)
Disinfectant manufacturers

>> No.18659113

>>18659093
>>18659058
reminder that this man has a direct line to the POTUS and secretary of the treasury.

>> No.18659118
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>>18659081
>tfw bear but don't want to be in league with that filth

>> No.18659124

>>18659093
we need to stop doing business with the chinks, period
getting plastic crap a little cheaper isn't worth it
they will take as much advantage of us as we let them, we can't let them do it

>> No.18659127

>>18659086
Oh, anon, please tell me you didn't.

They'll be closed faster than any other large retailer

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>>18658814

>> No.18659134
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>>18658979
Not an argument

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18659136

>he didn't buy puts on SNAP

NGMI

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>>18659093
I’ve waited over 5 years for people to realize this. I’m coooming.

>> No.18659144

>>18659113
He even said that Trump has been wavering too much in terms of being friendly/adversarial to the chinks
They are being purely adversarial to us, Cramer is correct that we can't just keep pretending that they respect us. They don't

>> No.18659143

>>18659124
The information gets muddled

I'm in a niche business and most of my suppliers own factories in China to produce their specialty goods

>> No.18659151

JIM KRAMER SAYS DOWNGRADE

>> No.18659155
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18659155

Daily reminder
>TA
>FA
>Buy and hold
>Value investing
>Swing trading
>Day trading
>DCA
>Hedging
>Risk management
>Priced in

>> No.18659161

>>18659144
the trade deal is potentially rape-worthy. I think that Trump is securing USA gains.

>> No.18659169

>>18659151
he's calling out analysts for "weak" analysis work, he's gone through this same spiel before earlier this week

>> No.18659174

>>18659155
kek didn't /pol/ get this thot fired

>> No.18659179

>>18659174
story?

>> No.18659181

>>18659155
That's a man.

>> No.18659183

The algos are set for 1%
This is market manipulation at its finest

>> No.18659185

>>18659124
we've unironically already been doing this since the US-China Trade War started. coronachan is just accelerating the matter of companies reducing their exposure to China as much as possible. they're unironically going to be a global economic pariah for decades, this pandemic has completely shot themselves in the foot and ruined their reputation.

trust me, after this? NO ONE is going to want to be around for the next pandemic. because you fucking KNOW there will be another coronachan after this, who knows when but it will happen, you know it will. the trade war was the wake up call and coronachan was the nail in the coffin, no one is going to want to do business with them anymore if they can help it. the only people who will be left are the people who can't help it like maybe apple.

>> No.18659187

>>18659174
idk y. this shuda gotten her a promotion

>> No.18659191

Cramer is slamming china this morning holy shit lmao cant wait to see the angry chinks come out of the woodwork

>> No.18659199

>>18658844
>accountant
This guy’s life is sad and miserable

>> No.18659201

>>18659179
>>18659181
It's a girl, she posted all kinds of nudes and kinky shit on reddit. /pol/ found the dominos she worked at and reported her en masse lmao

>> No.18659204

>cramer talking about ralph lauren
>"people don't even wear ties to work anymore"

puts on RL?

>> No.18659209

I just hope it ends green even if it's sub 1%. I already position in my country's market for the lifting of lockdowns in some parts of my country.

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>> No.18659216

Someone tweet Cramer and ask him his thoughts on either JD, NIO, or BABA

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>>18659191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZyBMo4V9qM

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>>18659137
>boomercore bouta go full anti-chink hate
>turn the chinks into the USSR
I mean it's welcome certainly but what the fuck took them so long

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18659225

Just got my stimulus check. All in SPY 280 calls 5/15.

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KOS Chad's report in

We increasing double digit percentage today.

Not to late for you to join the party If you haven't already anon.

>> No.18659227

>>18658880
>>18658893
>>18658908
>>18659199
It's stale pasta you fucking newfags.

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18659233

>>18659226
KOSS Chad reporting

>> No.18659236

>>18659185
companies are still treating it like a purely mathematical thing, looking at profit and risk and that sort of thing
we need to take it more seriously than that
I'm glad that Jim is stating it in such clear terms

>> No.18659242

>>18659223
why haven't we glassed these people?

>> No.18659243

>this dude talking to cramer stumbles on saying "years" and changes it to "months" for a vaccine

we're fucked aren't we?

>> No.18659244

Considering a strategy change: I'm going to start taking more ownership of my 401k and allocating those assets to where dividends help me the best. An anon from a few days ago said chasing divies in a meme account is opens me up to tax rape in a big way. I think with only a small amount (1500) I can start speculative swing trades and get ahead a little that way. I've been studying for half a year now and am getting more comfortable with this, so consider this another small step.

What are some thoughts? I know I could easily get wrecked, but also make progress

>> No.18659249

So crash on Monday, right?

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18659251

>dominos thot posted
>CNBC starts talking about dominos

>> No.18659256

>>18659185
I don't think so at all, but if that happens China will just ease some laws which makes it even more profitable for companies to go there. It's all about money and companies having a foot in a country of a billion people which currently has a growing middle class is not something they want to avoid.

>"Ay foreign devil, move your company here or we will ban you from doing business here"
That's literally all they have to say

>> No.18659260

>>18659226
i hate this goblin kid so much

>> No.18659264

>putting the pizza on a pedestal

>> No.18659265

>dominos guy talking about the pizza pedestal

all in.

>> No.18659269

This shit’s about to explode. How do I invest my life’s savings in the inevitable crash without losing it all due to this meme market

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18659271

>>18659260
LEONIDAS!

>> No.18659272

How much momentum does premarket percentage gain usually have?

Do you ever hear of anyone dipping into whatever's moving upward at market open and trying to exit an hour later or after some 3-4% gain? I think I'm going to try it with simulated funds for a while to see what kinds of results I get.

>> No.18659273

>>18659124
im all for federal government incentives to force our businesses to leave china. bring that shit back home or go somewhere else, anywhere but china. id happily pay for that with my tax dollars. give them subsidies or tax incentives to leave china

>> No.18659283

>>18658854
If the country was white everything would be fine. Problem is that 50% are brown now and fucking retarded or poor. We have to have 10 McDonald's in each city just to give them jobs

>> No.18659286

>>18659269
$1 SPY puts, unironically go all in

>> No.18659288

>>18659127
they just got some sort of bankruptcy loans they are going to pump today. i have 50 shares

>> No.18659289

>>18659249
Basically guaranteed. My guess is at least one circuit breaker. We're going to end low today by a little, and over the weekend everyone is going to be terrified of losing their bull run gains.

>> No.18659290

>>18659256
you... you don't really understand how big of a deal this covid thing is, do you?

>> No.18659292

>>18659272
First 15 minutes of open, if you're planning to sell but goodluck out bidding the algos.

>> No.18659296

>>18659137
cavalier? its literally downright hostile. we sit apathetically while they fucking scheme of ways to fuck us over or rip us off

>> No.18659297
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>>18659251
>dominos thot
who dis is?

>> No.18659303

>>18659244
Only way to succeed is to do. My only advice is don't be afraid of making small gains in favor of big losses.

>> No.18659309

>>18659136
Snap will be flat today, market makers are gonna murder premiums

>> No.18659308

>>18659273
Japan literally is already doing this.

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-04-08/japan-to-fund-firms-to-shift-production-out-of-china

>> No.18659310

>>18659242
Nukes. And the reason the have nukes at all is literally because of jews. (Stole US nuke secrets for USSR who then shared them with CCP). Though I'd question if their nukes even work properly.

>> No.18659312

>>18659290
Is that why the market is in a bullrun?

>> No.18659317
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18659317

A VIDEO CONFERENCE SOFTWARE

>> No.18659329

>>18659185
They've been a totalitarian communist dictatorship since the 1940s. The upper crust of western society decided to pretend that didn't matter any more like thirty years ago and let the commies grow to become this big behemoth and now we're suddenly supposed to get mad at the dirty commies for acting like dirty commies. Yeah, whatever. Where have these faggots been for the past several decades?

>> No.18659338

>>18659303
the one thing that made me profitable in my trading was scaling out half of my position at 1x the ATR and moving my stop loss up to break even as soon as i get it. i can then gamble with the other half but at that point i literally can't lose, it's just a question of how much i win.

basically, take small gains with half your position on every trade, so the gamble with the other half of your position is risk free. scalp with half hold/swing with half basically.

>> No.18659343

>>18659317
ZOOM ZOOM

>> No.18659344

>>18659317
Face it, the virus being fatal or not. Work from home is becoming the new normal.

>> No.18659350

>>18659233
Kek I love you hold those stocks.

>> No.18659354

>>18659317
webcam program*

>> No.18659356

>>18659224
I don’t know, I talked about island build up and other bullshit. People looked at me like I was some conspiracy nut job.
https://amti.csis.org/island-tracker/

>> No.18659358

>>18659269
Just time the market, bro

>> No.18659359

>>18659344
>less polution
>less traffic
>don't have to get dressed

I see nothing wrong with this

>> No.18659364

Trump touts household cleaner injections as coronavirus treatment.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-suggests-disinfectant-as-treatment-for-coronavirus-by-injection-inside-or-almost-a-cleaning-doctors-call-the-idea-dangerous-2020-04-24?mod=home-page

>> No.18659367

kek, MRO up over $5 pre market, maybe the road to $12 a pop will be sooner than expected... Hey all good for me, I sure won't complain about getting $8,928 dollars before winter..

>> No.18659369

i'm convinced this whole thing is engineered and they're about to crash it again to double dip and take the gains that people made during the "obvious" opportunity to pump fresh money into the market

>> No.18659372

>>18659329
we didn't have coronachan that shut down the ENTIRE GLOBAL ECONOMY in the past several decades, anon. this has unironically never happened before in modern history, and you think things will just go back to business as usual?

just consider how fucked all of the companies that have huge exposure to China are right now.

>> No.18659380

>>18659303
Good news is I can afford to do this with good companies as opposed to biomemes like I was when I started back in October.

>> No.18659385

Cramer 2024

>> No.18659389
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18659389

Oh boy I can't wait for yet another opening pump into algo fuckery, dumping and back to crab. Gonna be a WILD day guys.

>> No.18659391

>>18659359
>>18659344
how can i profit from this? should i start learning coding, and if so what language? what's the best WFH job i should be aspiring to get? im an introvert homebody and fucking love this.

>> No.18659393

>>18659364
How are /pol/niggers spinning this?
>he doesn't want to inject people with disinfectant, he's just a retard

>> No.18659398

>>18659290
Don't tell me you're a doomtard.. if you don't understand that what I said will happen by next year you're just a moron

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>>18659344
I always see the phrase "new normal" being thrown around like the big guys are trying to get us to accept shitty conditions. I wonder what it all means

>> No.18659406

>>18659391
well I work in sales lmao so I'm the opposite....but I'd say anything in either finance dev opps or support

>> No.18659410

>>18659216
He was up until now, maybe he still is, very bullish on BABA

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18659413

ahhh, good morning, fellow bearchads. get your AM jog in? looks like SPY is barely up a half percent even on news of the meme bill passing. looks like another red day.

>> No.18659414

>that massive spike from 277 back to 280 overnight
Ask me how I know this market is manipulated.

>> No.18659421

>>18659310
the space force will change that hopefully when we can just lazer their nukes from orbit

>> No.18659427
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18659427

You have 8 minutes to give a reason why Zoom is worth $50 billlion.

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>>18659364
lmao

>> No.18659429

What should I go all in on to get %30+ GAINS TODAY boys

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>>18659413
>tfw fully loaded on SPXU and SQQQ

>> No.18659434

>>18659286
SPY to $1? Amazing
When do you think it’ll hit that price?

>> No.18659435

>>18659393
/ptg/ is not /pol/, it's a containment thread within a containment board.

>> No.18659436

>>18659359
>less expense in the part of the employer in regards to rent/infra
Win for both parties.

>>18659391
Coding is a craft. You can learn how to swing a hammer but that won't make you a good carpenter. It takes years and dedication.

>> No.18659442

>>18659427
Most schools are using it for remote learning.

>> No.18659445

>>18659427
chinks

>> No.18659448

>>18659398
doom would imply i think the world is ending or something, which i don't. but to think that people and companies aren't going to flood out of China like rats fleeing a sinking ship, you're delusional. even when covid is over all anyone is going to remember is how insane this pandemic has been and how much they don't want to be caught with their pants down on the next one. who wants to run a company in a verified plague central? i wouldn't.

>> No.18659450

>>18659364
>>18659393
Liberals should literally try drinking bleach. Watch the video. He he talked about doctors studying the use uv therapy and some sort of disinfectant inside the body. He said nothing about bleach.
Nobody likes liars that stretch reality to fit their ideas. That is why Trump winds nearly all 50 states next election

>> No.18659452

3100 next stop for s&p

>> No.18659451

>>18659428
>injecting bleach into your veins to cure corona
based

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>>18659430
That's what I like to hear. Give me a 260 SPY and I'll give you a kiss.

>> No.18659459

>>18659227
Oh. I've only been frequenting /biz/ since February

I used to be a regular before crypto fags started shitting up the board with garbage

>>18659271
Kek

>> No.18659464

NET @ 50 I hope soon.

>> No.18659465
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18659465

HI I'M HANNO

>> No.18659467

>>18659434
Today.

>> No.18659472

>>18659450
Hardline hand sanitizer retard

>> No.18659473

>>18659364
Seeing that stocks can occasionally go down has absolutely scarred Trump

>> No.18659475

>>18659338
I'm already profitable on SYY, HAL and ET, gonna liquidate those so I'm nit holding over the weekend (or at least scalp profit from the last two).

>> No.18659480

>>18659288
Or they lied to bolster their price to try to swindle a bank into giving them a loan they can't repay

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>>18659372
>Letting millions of your jobs go to some totalitarian communist dictatorship is okay as long as there's no plague

>> No.18659489

>>18659226
KOS reporting in, 40 shares at 1.31. looks like im down already

>> No.18659493

>>18659380
That's funny I also started out in biomemes. They were really stressful. I had one big win and many losses, broke even. I still hold the shares that are basically worthless and a few that are 0 in that account just to remind me.
>>18659338
Can you explain 1x ATR? I looked at it as an indicator and get the gist, but the position sizing aspect of it is a little murky.

>> No.18659494

>>18659400
Daz raciss

>> No.18659495
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18659495

I'm tired Robbie...

>> No.18659496

>>18659436
the question wasn't whether or not i could git gud at it, the question was whether or not it would be a good career to get into to take advantage of the WFH culture we're just getting started with? also don't get me started on all of the people in literally any profession who metaphorically swing a hammer but are shitty carpenters but they still make a living doing it anyways. i don't need to be the best programmer alive i just need to be good enough to get paid a salary and not get fired.

>> No.18659502

is it gonna dump or keep going then dump

>> No.18659501

>>18659364
He wants to rid murrika of the old, sick and stupid people at the same time. Call him a retard but he's unironically a genius.

>> No.18659503

>>18659451
“All I’m saying is what do you have to lose?”

>> No.18659506

>>18659026
have ET puts hope it falls

>> No.18659513

>>18659244
i would advise against that. fucking around is how ive dropped my 401k by $2,500 in the last month. i should have started with just a small few hundred bucks to gamble with

>> No.18659514

>>18659472
Please post video of you kys after Trump re-election

>> No.18659516

>>18659495
>AXP up 2%
Bullish news

>> No.18659518

>>18659428
I think he was trying to suggest some kind of chelation-esque method but it came out as "DRINK BLEACH"

>> No.18659520
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18659520

Go upppppppp

>> No.18659522

>>18659421
Nigga how do you find nukes that are underground from orbit?

>> No.18659524
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>> No.18659526

>>18659475
ET has been on a solid run
Looking at MRO for today

>> No.18659527

>>18659364
>>18659428
You dishonest, leftist faggots should find a bridge and jump off it. Hope you're not white.

>> No.18659529

>>18659427
right place at the right time. and a catchy name. catchier than gay shit like "blue jeans"

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18659533

>>18659286
>>18659434
>>18659467
im ready

>> No.18659534

>>18659496
>>>/g/sqt

>> No.18659536

>>18659506
You're going to need more than hope. I don't think the commission is going to turn them down when Texas is incentivized to do everything it can to save oil

>> No.18659539

>>18659484
where did i say this? it's purely a money flow problem. without a plague the outsourcing and slave chink labor is worth it for the greedy management of these companies, with a plague they're just hemorrhaging money now. considering it's highly likely this happens again from China in the next decade, i would want to protect my business from future plagues if at all possible.

>> No.18659541
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18659541

>>18659495
Everything is fine anon. Go back to sleep.

>> No.18659546
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18659546

BATTLESTATIONS BATTLESTATIONS 9:30 ET

>> No.18659552

>>18659529
If VZ changes the name of blue jeans, they'll make a fortune off it but they won't cuz they paid a premium for good will

>> No.18659558
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18659558

weeeak open, not even the algos are pumping
this bitch is toast

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>>18659526
I went in on ET thanks to some anon. I picked up 5000 shares when it was still in the 4's and it has just been on a wonderful run printing money. Oh my lawd I love it

>> No.18659560

DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.18659562

>>18659493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=086ozcHDZPw

the short version is that it tells you the average size from low to high of each candle on whatever time frame you're working on. so 1xATR would be like one candle's worth going in profit.

>> No.18659563

>those bear signals on S&P futures
wew lad

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>>18659533
>$4.96 Available

>> No.18659566

SPY DOESN'T WANT TO BREAK 281

>> No.18659572

>>18659546
>>18659541
>>18659539
>>18659536
>>18659533
dubs
y'all were so close

>> No.18659573

>>18659536
Not sure TX alone can do much one way or the other. in any event I bet this recent spike in oil was a DCB, if I'm right I'm good, if not I lose $.

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I just need the indices to not end in green so that retards on our local market won't sell on Monday. Don't fucking ruin my positions Jerome.

>> No.18659581

There is a new tech bubble and zoom is the biggest bubble of them all
You could turn 10k into 1 mil if you could just time the put

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18659584

I bought a lot of shares of Beyond Meat based on a hunch and it's going up a lot. I'm a genius btw

>> No.18659587

>>18659493
Me to, tried my hand with 3 bios. Two wins, one loss. Overall I've made more than I lost. Decided to give it up and on penny stocks in general. Then this current virus shit happened. Like a gift was dropped in my lap. If history repeats, well, the next time such an epic drop takes place we'll all be dead so might as well take advantage now while the getting is good.

>> No.18659593

FUCKING BOOMERS JUST SELL YOUR STOCKS ALREADY

>> No.18659594

>DRAFT KINGS IPO TODAY
>RED OUT OF GATE

nice job IPOing when your one source of revenue is banned

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18659599

ding ding gentlemen

>> No.18659615

Cramer's going to get canceled if he keeps ranting about the Chinese

>> No.18659617
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18659617

War with "chinks" is gonna end with all of us dead in a nuclear holocaust you 10 IQ sheep retards

>> No.18659618

Convince me not to buy NFLX puts

>> No.18659621

>>18659564
CASH IS TRASH, INVEST EVERYTHING

>> No.18659622

>>18659584
gut analysis beats technical analysis every time

>> No.18659626

>my TRQ calls just mooned

wtf? theyve only bled these last few weeks,

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18659630

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK BOBO?

>> No.18659631

>>18659581
same for AMD


>>18659584
sell soon because its literally just climbing on news and memes not fundamentals. nobody is buying that garbage or eating it

>> No.18659638

>>18659581
This. Was trying to time gild but didnt expect it to drop so soon.

>> No.18659643

>>18659630
>SPY up only 0.4% and falling
Yeah I am okay, thanks for asking

>> No.18659644

sub 2800

>> No.18659646

Why is the value of my SNAP put decreasing even though the share price is decreasing? I don't get it

>> No.18659648

RED

>> No.18659650

AHAHAHAHA MUMU
YOURE FUCKED
ARE YOU OK BUDDY?
MUMU ITS GONNA BE OK

>> No.18659652

>>18659618
Oversaturated market. It will crab for years like Facebook after 1 bad thing

>> No.18659653

>>18659618
>>18659618
i think its a decent idea. it definitely has nowhere higher to go

>> No.18659658

>>18659617
>war
Nope

>> No.18659659

>>18659646
whats your expiration

>> No.18659662

>>18659559
Jelly going for small profit before the weekend working out so far

>> No.18659663

>>18659650
HAHAH WAS THAT THE ALGOS?
0000000000.1%?

>> No.18659666

if you think today is gonna be green you're retarded

>> No.18659667

>500k opening bell candle
This market is going to fucking die today.

>> No.18659670

>>18659643
ABSOLUTELY SEETHING YOU HATE TO SEE IT

>> No.18659672

>>18659646
Perhaps people expected it to fall quicker, and had factored that into the price of the put
IV crawl n shit

>> No.18659674

Low volume trend once again. EOD sell is happening again for sure. Buy some puts before 3:50 and you get free money.

>> No.18659675

JNUG chads CONTINUE to RISE UP! Bought 30.000 shares at 5.70, now they're at almost 84. 2.2 MILLION dollar rise. WE JUST CAN'T LOSE.

>> No.18659676

>>18659185
Unless the US government pays for everything to move out of China and subsidizes out the ass, they're still the most efficient choice for manufacturing. Business don't care about politics as much as they care about quarterly earnings.

>> No.18659677

MUMU
ARE
YOU
OKAY
MUMU

>> No.18659678

>>18659646
Could be theta, most likely vega, your puts are too far out of the money and the extrinsic value of your contracts is decreasing as IV decreases.

>> No.18659682

>>18659584
Bought at 79 and should have done at lower price but feels good man.
Going to be ready to sell though when this dumps.

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18659683

how fucked am i today with this bear play

>> No.18659684

>>18659646
IV dropped, the market makers made it flat to kill premiums, thanks for the free money

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18659685

>Finally, Zoom Video Communications (ZM) will join the Nasdaq 100 on April 30.
I need to watch short NASDAQ ETFs closely.

>> No.18659687

>>18659621

>> No.18659689

>>18659674
How and where do you buy a put

>> No.18659690

>>18659584
Literal polished garbage

>> No.18659692

>>18659493
Ha! Seems a lot of us had our humble beginnings. I'll probably just scalp ET and HAL at around 30 min before close. Something tells me a Monday dump is about to happen

>> No.18659691

>>18659659
6/4

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>>18659687
JUST FUCKING BREAK IT.

>> No.18659698

>>18659675
JNUG 5 reporting in

>> No.18659706

>>18659691
you've got plenty of time then. don't worry about it.

>> No.18659709

>>18659683
I’ve got 100 shares of tvix. So if we’re green you’re still better off than me.

>> No.18659711

>>18659685
>NASDAQ now has Zoom and TSLA, the two biggest bubbles in the tech bubblesphere
Those will pop at the same time and the NASDAQ will hit triple circuit breakers

>> No.18659712

>>18659675
4.8 here, waiting for 9.6 before I check out. Unlikely to happen today, but you never know.

>> No.18659715

And we're already back to negative. I think people are realizing that needing more stimulus means that things are going to get worse.

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18659716

Jesus Christ. Anyone who shorted yesterday at the top is going to be rich.

>> No.18659718

>>18659709
holy chit are you big money or did you gamble an irresponsibily large percent of your money on one single play

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18659719

heh heh heh... watching this struggle is entertaining.

>> No.18659722
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18659722

What the fuck. It's Friday. Things go up

>> No.18659724

>>18659675
reverse splits are bad lol
its literally a legal exit scam where the ceo burns the shares and makes off with your cash

>> No.18659728

>>18659690
I've made multi-baggers swing trading off of literal chinese scam crypto tokens. Once you stop caring about fundamentals and think about the market's emotions you make more money

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18659729

>THIS COMPANY HAS P/E HIGHER THAN 1 IT MEANS IT'S TRASH!111!!
Imagine falling for boomer rock logic.

Imagine thinking AMD and fucking ZOOM are the same.

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18659730

>>18659646
>ee boht zee poot?
>domp zee stock and zee poot

>> No.18659731

>>18659427
They sell the information of everyone using it.

>> No.18659734

>>18659716
So far we are green again

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>>18659722
Maybe if you had bought ET

>> No.18659736

>>18659719
There's no returning to normal. Figuratively and literally.

>> No.18659738

>>18659685
NASDAQ is already a massive bubble now we're adding two more massively overbought companies to it, absolutely glorious.

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18659739

FUCK
THE BEARS GOT ME

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18659740

>he bought?

>> No.18659741

>>18658737
Hey sorry just getting here
Who got too cocky today? Bullbros or bearbros?

>> No.18659743

>>18659715
i mean realisticalyl what is there to rally on? the stimulus is literally just there to keep like 40% of small businesses afloat for another couple weeks. everything is still imploding

>> No.18659746

>>18659587
I don't think drops like this are that rare. 2015-16, early 18, then late 18. These were all -20% or more. This 30-40% shit is increasingly rare, but it does show "the big one" is still out there.

>> No.18659751

>>18659718
>gamble an irresponsibily large percent of your money on one single play
Bingo. Young „investor“ with time on my side.

>> No.18659756

Wtf why is RTX so god damn boring, can’t wait till it hits over 67 so I can short this stinky

I have more fun day trading ups

>> No.18659759

>>18659735
Fuck yeah I got some of that for the sole reason I've been hearing the ads on the radio for months.

>> No.18659761

>>18659711
>bubble

you keep using this word
if you were a seasoned investor with a healthy view of the economy you'd realize these companies are unironically innovative

>> No.18659764
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>BYND still mooning

>> No.18659769

I think we're at the top of the rollercoaster.

SPY has barely moved in the past 3 weeks compared to it's movement since the crash started. It's swinging 2, maybe 3% and levelling off comparitvely. I don't think we're gonna have breakers. But I expect 3% drops a week going forward. Give your puts time.

>> No.18659771

>>18659764
Now THIS is something I just don't get. Let's see if it goes back to 240 before crashing again.

>> No.18659774

HE BAWT ZE DEEP?
DOOMP EET

>> No.18659775

I fucking love haliburton

>> No.18659779

>>18659722
the only play in there i would feel gooda bout holding long term is DAL and thats only because i feel they could acquire smaller failed airlines and get their planes and customer base. everything else there is a big yikes. who do you think is going to be attending big concerts and magic shows and weddings and special events at MGM in the next couple years? or gambling in the cramped tight slot machines and tables through this winter? wouldnt you rather make money now on something instead of bagholding MGM for 2 years before seeing a rise?

>> No.18659783

>>18659751
Now is the time to get in tvix. It’s going to moon today.

>> No.18659786

What's the interest rate relevant to options (e.g. for rho)? The asset's exchange's native currency's?

>> No.18659785

>>18659761
Innovative sure, but still massive overvalued.

Do you honestly think ZM is worth $30 BILLION? A company with one fucking product? A company that hasn't been recession tested at all?

>> No.18659797

>>18659741
both. looks like it will be a crab day unless some news story comes out that spooks or rallies every brainlet simp smoking bowls at home right now and staring at their robinhood while their gf plays xbox with their cat

>> No.18659805

>>18659689
At the put store.

>> No.18659807

>>18659785
how can they be hurt by recession? they are software dudes so they can work from home they have no closed factories or some shit. and their product IS FOR use from home or from wherever.

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>>18659775

>> No.18659811

>>18659797
>every brainlet simp smoking bowls at home right now and staring at their robinhood while their gf plays xbox with their cat
Sounds comfy desu

>> No.18659815

Netflix and dip

>> No.18659820

SOXL trailing stop loss getting ready to trip already

>> No.18659821

Hands are getting real fucking sweaty lads.

>> No.18659824

>>18659136
Is this real?

>> No.18659823

>>18659751
>>18659783
honestly i think even if you held tvix for a couple months you would still be guaranteed a win. i could see the mounting losses being nerve racking but if you think about shit logically, there is nowhere for the market to go but another drop down

>> No.18659825

>>18659756
Why would you short RTX? You have multiple near peers acting up and we are in a technological arms race with them. They have 1 client that will never stop buying.

>> No.18659826

>>18659813
>>18659813
>>18659813
new

>> No.18659843

>>18659761
Tech is again being massively overvalued. This isn't a "these companies are worthless" claim I am making. Zoom right now has more valuation than some utility companies. Are you kidding me?

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EVERYTHING I HAVE IS GOING STRAIGHT DOWN AND RED
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUCUUUCKCKCKCCKCKKC

>> No.18659854

>>18659786
Rho is actually the risk-free return, not exactly "interest rates". Risk-free return is the yield on US treasury bills, regardless of what country the stock is exchanged on.

>> No.18659857

>>18658737
Is setting a buy order for 10 dollaridoo American Airline dumb or futile?

>> No.18659869

>>18659807
You sound like every investor that bought into the dot-com bubble. Their balance sheet simply doesn't reflect a $30 billion valuation.

>> No.18659873

>>18659809
was he actually based? my parents were super liberal at the time and anything bush / chenney was burned in my house.

>> No.18659884

>>18659779
I only hold MGM until Vegas says something about opening and then I'll be dumping it. BA and DAL are my only long positions. Everything in my state is still a go for opening May 1st, so I'm hoping other states follow.

>> No.18659885

>>18659811
did you know etrade reported the largest ever spike in new users yesterday for quarter 1?

>Net new accounts of 363,000, a Company record(2)

https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20200423005724/en/E*TRADE-Financial-Corporation-Announces-Quarter-2020-Results

the market is being inundated with rookie dumb money

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>>18659797
>the no gf
>the no cat
Guys how much money do I need to make to get a cat?

>> No.18659896

>>18659823
That’s my thought process. Feels like any day/moment we will have “the” dip.

>> No.18659901

>>18659785
They're not worth less than $1b and I'd say they're worth at least $10b. "Only one product" Means precisely nothing when everyone on the entire planet is buying a subscription. $30b, maaaaybe not, but it's not too far off the mark, considering all other aspects, i.e. it's in fact bubbly but that doesn't mean you can't profit off the bubble.

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>>18659844
JEROME YOU NIGGER PPOOOMMMPPP IT PPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPPPPPP

>> No.18659903

>>18659885
Yeah, that's a big sell signal.

>> No.18659904

>>18659735
How do they not cut their divvy?

>> No.18659911

>>18659857
I see they bring out a earnings report the 29th. Should I wait for that?

>> No.18659915

>>18659869
that is true and i also think their value is projected way into the future which is some speculative shit in itself. but im sure they will survive a recession.

>> No.18659921

>>18659887
If you can spare $600 a year you can get a cat. You can find free cats for adoption fairly easily. Otherwise they can cost anywhere from $10 to $2000, around $100 should be median.

>> No.18659924

>>18659722
Fucked up son. Everyone is mad at Vegas right now, workers included.
I sold off MGM and Ceasars yesterday and am waiting for a dip to buy again.

>> No.18659929

>>18659857
Risky the AA CEO is on the record as not giving a fuck about Corona. He either knows everything will be fine or he knows its fucked no matter what.

>> No.18659952

>>18659887
adopt a fat middle aged cat for free.

>> No.18659954

>>18659903
First 5% dip they’re selling. That will create a cascade.

>> No.18659962

Can KOS just fucking tank a bit more so I can buy in at a dollar per share? Fucks sake, just bottom out already

>> No.18659972

>>18659448
Oh please, nobody will even think about it when the dust has settled and like I said... if companies actually refuses, China will just threaten them with a ban and since profit speaks for everything they will go there without hesitation

>> No.18659993

>>18659887
Just trap a stray kitten and and raise it to be a nice cat.

>> No.18660004

>>18659729
in the long run all stocks will hit their realistic p/e, would you personally pay 1million for a company that only makes $20 profit?

>> No.18660009

>>18659904
Their revenue isn't gone, it doesn't need to be cut

>> No.18660022

We’re at major resistant points for qqq 210 S&P 2800 and dow 23500

>> No.18660027

>>18659884
probably a smart play

>>18659887
i think cats are free, vet bills and food are probably a few hundred per year maybe less. i think a bag of catfood that lasts a month is like $20, not sure what else cats need for maintenance ive only ever had dogs

>>18659896
yeah you know what you might have just convinced me to go further in. i feel like a drop will definitely come before june. sometime in may when people realize "oh shit this is going to drag on forever since we have no way of eradicating the virus" and social unrest starts because theres no widespread testing, no data on if antibodies mean you are immune, people need money for shit, rents and debt payments are due, food shortages and spikes in price etc etc.

our natoinal pork supply is already down 25% because the biggest processing plants are closed due to virus outbreaks in the workers and meat is spiking in price right now in grocery stores. shits going to get worse before it gets better, the market has no business being up this far, this boost was purely FOMO and delusional greed from trying to buy the dip too soon

>> No.18660048

>>18659734
Are you retarded? Can you read a chart? This is going straight to the after hours low of yesterday.

>> No.18660050

>>18659993
it's litterally about 50 to adopt a cat and about 20$. for a month+ of food

>> No.18660095

>>18659724
May be, but i just sold an can now retire at 29. Feels pretty good.

>> No.18660096

>>18659400
They want it to be like a knob that they can just turn whenever they want

>> No.18660108

>>18660050
Nobody owns a cat in this thread.

It's the cats turd that cost money.

>> No.18660109

when are banks and businesses going to start closing?

>> No.18660136

>>18660108
litter is unreal

>> No.18660153

>>18659448
You're overestimating the attention span of the average person

>> No.18660156

>>18660027
>yeah you know what you might have just convinced me to go further in. i feel like a drop will definitely come before june.
God speed anon.

>> No.18660157

>>18660009
I would imagine energy sector being hit would get to then, but guess not.

>> No.18660166

>>18660109
businesses are already closing. lots of them havent been able to get the SBA disaseter loans or relief. everything is a shitshow right now. the businesses that rely on social gatherings are totally fucked and BTFO. goodbye to concert organizers, special events hosting, etc. whatever you can think of that involves people being close to each other is going bankrupt outta business

>> No.18660208

>>18660156
it will be hard watching the mounting losses from decay and shit but i just have to hold out for the day we now is coming. besides all the economical shit, theres a lot of spicy activity around the world with geopolitics too. if iran gets uppity and starts launching missiles at saudi oil reserves or blowing up western shipping and a conflict breaks out, markets will feel that. the only real enemy we have when betting on volatility is the fed reserve and all the monetary policy fuckery they keep dumping on the market. like buying up straight ETFs

>> No.18660210

>>18660095
Post gains anon.

>> No.18660248

>>18658949
how wtf r u in?
sqqq, sdow, spxs?

>> No.18660263

>>18659191
They really are filthy insects.

>> No.18660296

>>18660208
>the only real enemy we have when betting on volatility is the fed reserve and all the monetary policy fuckery they keep dumping on the market
I don’t think they meant for the market to pump back to near all time highs. I think that was largely from fomo of new “investors”. They shouldn’t have any problem with the markers dropping to a more realistic level. I’m just going off of intuition. I’ve had these impulses in the past and I usually don’t act in fear. This time I’m going for it.

>> No.18660344

>>18659887
Cat adoption costs like $30.

Expect to pay about $70 a year in vet fees assuming he’s healthy, more if he’s not. Food costs probably 10-20$ per week, litter maybe $20 every month. Toys and stuff budget maybe $100-200 a year. Cats are pretty inexpensive

>> No.18660377

>>18660095
You know the rules anon. Post 'em.

>> No.18660385

based catbros ITT

>> No.18660460

>>18660344
>about $70 a year in vet fees assuming he’s healthy,
Lol, that's as unhealthy as it gets. If he really is healthy, it's $70 every 5 years at the absolute most.

>> No.18660484

>>18659646
The algos of course. They put a lot of semantics into calls and puts when reality is the big companies and their algos set the price. Eg how many times have yoy put in a purchase and the price on both sides looks lile its clearly trying to push you to sell or buy at a specific price?

>> No.18660496

>>18660385
Toxo is telling them to spread the disease.