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Mom won't let me live with her no more. What should I do to get her back?

I was thinking of moving out into the street in front of all the neighbors to embarrass her since shes friends with them all

what else can i do?

>> No.18654276

>>18654247
it’s quarantine. smother her with a pillow or whatever the fuck, no one will know until it’s lifted, by then you should have had enough time to max her cards and dispose of the body

>> No.18654351

>>18654247
like make camp , desu??

>> No.18654414

>>18654351
yup. little campfire and everything

>> No.18654433

Suck on penises for money and put some of it on link, that's what most of us do.

>> No.18654446

>>18654247
Kill yourself that'll get her good haha

>> No.18654451

Does she claim you as a dependent on her taxes? If so, she is claiming she supports at least 50% of your expenses. That along with coronavirus = she lets you back in or you report her to the irs for tax fraud and collect a bounty.

>> No.18654469
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18654469

The correct answer is to become a rich man who is completely financially independant and to rub your wealth in her face and don't give her any of it.

>> No.18654527

>>18654451
hmm not bad

>> No.18654554

>>18654527
If she claimed you as a dependent she also stole your stimulus money to get a $500 bonus for herself.

>> No.18654568

>>18654554
she said she never got it

>> No.18654588

>>18654568
Lies

>> No.18654594

>>18654568
https://www.irs.gov/coronavirus/economic-impact-payments

Put your info in and see. She might have dug her own grave thinking you wouldn't be smart enough or willing to challenge her.