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>> No.18653396
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Chinks want your gains

>> No.18653397

I don't respect women, bros

>> No.18653419
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dinner chads RISE UP
red sauce for red futures
on god I went to 3 stores and none had ground pork. this lean hogs thing is ridiculous. had to use only ground beef like a pleb

where's that chicken rice veggies bro

>> No.18653435
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what are we investing in today bros?

>> No.18653440

kek, CNN has MRO hitting 11.00 in 12 months. Good enough for me. I've got 744 shares ready to go.. bring on the money..

>> No.18653443

Its Winnie the Flu for me.

>> No.18653469

No answer in last thread so asking again

f you violate the wash rule theres no serious consequences except not being able to write off that stock as a loss correct? So if you sell a stock at a loss then repurchase it before 30 days and the stock moons your still good no? You just take whatever hit you had in the first place

>> No.18653482

Zoom is a pretty safe short barring something wild coming out of the woodworks.

>> No.18653507
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How do I optimize my options plays now that I have a taste for how they trade and I've made some cash? I've made about $500 during the oil crisis and I wanted to start playing other stuff especially now that Robinhood gave me spreads access, and I'm eying a stock. I'm expecting it to take a dip in the next few days, but I was thinking of buying an option for it a few months out instead of within two weeks like I've been doing to minimize theta. Is this a good means of maximizing profit, and are there other things I should do?

>> No.18653510

>>18653435
JCP

>> No.18653518

I'm just a bit confused on the finer details of options, if I buy an option that far out and time decay won't be an issue for a while, would I just be setting a limit sell and stop loss on the contracts and letting it ferment basically?
Besides volatility what would affect the profit from a good long options contract?

>> No.18653522

>>18653482
Zoom as in ZM? Why would you short it, because of the security concerns?

>> No.18653526

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1253521499920592896

Damn. Bullish

>> No.18653537

>>18653440
futures are very mild red which means very much green tomorrow. when will we have a red day more than .01%?

>> No.18653547

>>18653419
Potatoes with onions and garlic, sausage, two eggs. I usually eat some variation of this every day. Sometimes chicken instead of sausage. Sometimes perogies or potstickers instead of potatoes.

>> No.18653555

>>18653522
nobody would that is the point. it has a p/e of 1700 because it deserves that and more.

>> No.18653565

>>18653522
Yea. The security concerns with the company are way deeper than people realize at the moment. Plus the ridiculous P/E and sky-high evaluation.

>> No.18653569

CNN is reporting that MRO will hit 12 dollars within 12 months. You can take that to the bank since it is CNN.

>> No.18653579
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>THE NIGGERS AND JEWS ARE WHY I LOSE SO MUCH IN THE STOCK MARKET

>> No.18653593
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>Better than expected earnings
>10nm in production
>Cheap 14nm being mass produced with IPC improvements estimated to be around 10-20%
>7nm developed concurrently with 10nm expected by late 2021
>Engineer behind Zen, Athlon, x86 instructions, A series apple, and Tesla chipset architectures leading the engineering team
>Down almost 10%
>Trading at a P/E of 12.55
Someone want to explain this to me?

>> No.18653599

>>18653555
Trips of truth

>> No.18653605

>>18653593
Everything is pnd now

>> No.18653606
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Did you buy the REFR dip under 2 a couple days back?

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

>> No.18653609

>>18653593
nobody uses intel chips anymore, they are using AMC/AMD or whatever

>> No.18653610

>>18653396
They definitely want cheapies.

>> No.18653614

>>18653593
>Someone want to explain this to me?
There might be a reason but sometimes this happens for no reason in particular. If you're long on it, use the opportunity to buy more at a discount.

>> No.18653617
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>>18653419
Meatloaf mix makes a good spaghetti sauce, though sweet sausage and spare ribs are god tier.

>> No.18653620

*ahem*


FUCK

CHINA

>> No.18653621

if you can cash out your puts anytime why not buy the furthest dates to get the most time to sell them

>> No.18653628

>>18653609
>AMC chips
AMC is SAVED.

>> No.18653630

>>18653621
theta and iv crush

>> No.18653632
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Hey anons, serious question. Do you guys trade mostly reversions or do you try to trade with the trend? I use to trade reversions in crypto and I made fucking bank. I mean I turned 2500 dollars into like 300k over the course of a year and a half. But now I'm trading stonks and the only thing I'm getting for catching knives is bloody hands. I have never really taken trend trading seriously as it seemed too easy and if trading is that easy then everybody should be able to make money but obviously that isn't the case. That said, I've been messing around with trend trading on the Russell 2000 index and wouldn't you know it, the shit has worked. My trades have all worked and all I'm doing is looking for a couple of rounds of higher highs and higher lows. Then I go in with a stop loss just under the previous low and let it rip. 100% success rate so far.
What am I missing?

>> No.18653641

>>18653593
Buy the rumor sell the News. Same applies to earnings.

>> No.18653649
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>>18653374
Why doesn't it EVER go down? Literally nothing is happening, yet the market goes up? Look at bond yields for fuck sake. Look at unemployment. How can this happen - literally just printing money forever is the golden bull run? Just fuck my shit up sempai

𓀐𓂸

>> No.18653650

>>18653609
Intel has 84% of the market, AMD has 16% according to Steam Hardware survey.

>> No.18653652

>>18653435
Rope

>> No.18653661

>>18653632
>What am I missing?
Nothing. Trading with the trend is high percentage. There are all sorts of reasons people fail at it. If you keep things simple and stick with whatever decision making process you have for exit and entry, you will continue to do well.

>> No.18653665
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Free ten bag. Don't say I never gave you anything

>> No.18653667

>>18653606

Series C Funding
Businesses that make it to Series C funding sessions are already quite successful. These companies look for additional funding in order to help them develop new products, expand into new markets, or even to acquire other companies. In Series C rounds, investors inject capital into the meat of successful businesses, in an effort to receive more than double that amount back. Series C funding is focused on scaling the company, growing as quickly and as successfully as possible.

>> No.18653668

>>18653518
learn the greeks dumbass

>> No.18653669

>>18653630
i’m not surprised there are things to prevent what i said, thanks for the info

>> No.18653674

>>18653632
You are missing that no one has a 100% success rate and the big guys scan news stories every millisecond looking for these trends and breaking stuff.

>> No.18653683

Oh and also I'd just like to remind you of the value of paper finished goods in the current situation. Cough

>> No.18653686
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>>18653649
It went down 35% in a month! What do you want? Stupid greedy bear never enough for you never take profit always get squeezed to pancake.

>> No.18653692

>>18653665
Decade long falling knife.

>> No.18653697

>>18653579
It's hard to argue against the latter, anon.

>>18653593
The loss of Apple as a customer and a negative forward looking outlook for the next quarter. That being said, given how nobody seems to care about fundamentals right now, I'm surprised either had an impact. You're correct in that INTC has decent forward looking potential, if they can capitalize on it. That's the question. Their production is currently being maxed out (here in the US at least) to get caught up from the supply chain disruptions earlier in the year, though. INTC, TSM, and other fab semis have the chance to see better than expected (given the economic outlook) quarters as a result.

I'm debating whether to pick up SOX, or individually go for INTC/TSM/NVDA, on the next leg down.

>> No.18653698

܂ >>18653649
gay wingdings

>> No.18653702

>>18653526
It must be so weird to be an arab but also a secret anon
I can't imagine a more contrasting set of ideas

>> No.18653705

>>18653692
I can't legally telegraph anything more.

>> No.18653708

>>18653621
Options have intrinsic values, one of which is time (how long until expiration.) That value declines, obviously, and you end up losing profit you could've secured if you'd just held shorter term options.
If you're that confident in the decline of a stock, then why not buy shorter term options? Alternatively, if you think a stock will go down in six months, why not wait until it's closer to then and buy cheaper options?

>> No.18653711

>>18653686
But it should keep going down. This has to just be a bounce. This whole market is fake & gay.

>> No.18653712

>>18653650
Nigga, gaming desktop chipsets are niche market. He's talking about normie smartphone chips and shit.

>> No.18653734
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what would you call this pattern? when can we expect these fucking numbers to go down??? this is bulshit.

>> No.18653741

>>18653702
What?

>>18653705
Ok. Cool. Prove you have knowledge. What’s the source? Or post your own position. If this is a ten times you should have your entire net worth in it.

>> No.18653743

>>18653593

Q2 is expected to be worse
Losing ground to AMD until 2022
Apple is not using intel chips anymore
Data centers aren't expanding as much as expected
Someone decided it wasn't worth holding it and dumped

>> No.18653750

>>18653711
why? the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. we need more valuations 1000+ p/e. We legitimately need all stock prices regardless of merit to represent 2000 years of earnings.

>> No.18653755

>>18653712
Intel has their enterprise business as the cash cow of their operations. They dominant the server space. Desktop and other segments are not what they rely on.

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>>18653711
buy some syrup and pour it on yourself

>> No.18653761

>>18653661
Cool thanks for the feedback. I was hoping for that kind of sanity check and I'll just keep what I'm doing without making any changes at all (I discovered that golden mantra early in crypto) and see how it goes.
>>18653674
Oh definitely I expect to be hitting that stop it's just that for some reason so far it hasn't happened. I'm just manually exiting. Really it's just been an extended test run that has gone ridiculously well. We'll see how it goes over the next months especially when and if the market goes back to low volatility

>> No.18653772

>>18653606
I have been picking some up on the low. Ready to moon bb.

>> No.18653776

Best defense contractor? Other than RTX? Thinking LHX.

>> No.18653784

>>18653435
Home appliances that create heat, light, and humidity.
Idiots are going to be buying that shit up to kill the coronavirus.
GE
CARR

>> No.18653785

>>18653705
Post your position you kike

>> No.18653787

>injecting light to beat coronavirus
How do I short light? Utilities?

I think the real shorting opportunity of a lifetime is Zoom. If you could somehow time the Zoom fallling knife with puts you could be a millionaire with only like 5k down

>> No.18653828

>>18653787
what if google or somebody buys them though...

>> No.18653830

>>18653665
>Quad/Graphics, Inc. engages in the provision of print solutions, media solutions, and logistics services. It operates through the following segments: United States Print and Related Services, International, and Corporate. The United States Print and Related Services segment involves in printing operations and its products include catalogs, consumer magazines, special insert publications, direct mail, packaging, commercial, and printed products, retail inserts books, and directories. The International segment offers printed products and services. The Corporate segment consists of unallocated general and administrative activities and associated expenses, including in part, executive, legal, finance, information technology, and human resources. The firm's solutions include marketing strategy, creative solutions, print, media, in-store, packaging and marketing management.
What?

>> No.18653847

>>18653741
One of the tweeter replies was an arab, or at least had an arab name (but it might have been a meme)

>> No.18653863

>>18653787
Are you talking about UV light "scrubbing" of hospitals or what?
Also what you should be long on is zoomer blood since it's going to be pumped into the veins of surviving boomers

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>>18653784
Pure, clean light
>b-but that w-won't kill the corona
PURE. CLEAN. LIGHT.

>> No.18653894

>>18653866
I like my light a little lewd. Where can I buy that?

>> No.18653917

>>18653397
cringe

>> No.18653922

>>18653750
>why? the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. we need more valuations 1000+ p/e. We legitimately need all stock prices regardless of merit to represent 2000 years of earnings.
1. Time value of money/time preference. People will be willing to forgo consumption at lots of different rates but typically not something like 1/2000 per year because they will never experience the return on that investment/deferred consumption.
2. Greater fool theory only works when you have more people buying than selling but boomers are already starting to live off some of their assets and there are more boomers than millennials.

Savers/investors will chase the highest return (curved with risk) which will be anything which produces higher than inflation returns. Typically if stocks are overvalued, people get into bonds and vice versa. If both are overvalued they go into real estate, if all are overvalued they go into precious metals.

You can't have an actual correction in the economy (an actual redirection of capital/production from inefficient uses to efficient uses) without killing off these companies that only exist because of policies which cause inefficient capital allocation. The stock market may nominally go up but if you just buy the index, large parts of it won't produce real returns because there's no net value (profit) being created.

>> No.18653943

>>18653776
Keep in mind that another reason defense contractors are going down is the democrats have a great chance of winning it all come November. Given all the US debt I could see 2021 defense cuts.

>> No.18653949

>>18653419
WA LA

>> No.18653973

>>18653894
Red light district.

>> No.18653977
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>able to hold for 10 years if need be
is it even possible to lose money investing right now?

>> No.18653986

>>18653579
>>18653697
yeah he just added the former to discredit the whole statement. It makes me think he IS the latter

>> No.18653989

>>18653977
If you trade options you're bound to lose money

>> No.18653994

>>18653977
Take a look at a graph of the Nikkei.

>> No.18654010

meme line enthusiasts, how do you know which peak or trough to choose to start your meme line

>> No.18654018

>>18653866
These bulbs are actually awesome desu

>> No.18654019

>>18653943
RTX shills will become big red bag holders very soon. Will be fun to shit all over them.

>> No.18654023
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>>18653943
>democrats have a great chance of winning it all come November.

>> No.18654026

>>18654010
You figured it out, they don’t

>> No.18654028
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>>18653994
fuck, that's going to happen to america now isn't it

>> No.18654034

>>18653977
NIKKEI

>> No.18654036

>>18654023
Your hubris will be your downfall just like when trumpfags didn’t bat an eye at losing the house.

>> No.18654040

>>18653668
So correct me if I'm wrong, but the gist of the Greeks is
>High Delta good
>High Gamma good
>Low Theta good
>Vega is a mixed bag depending on the price
If the above is correct, how do I apply this knowledge to choosing options?

>> No.18654048
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>>18654036
Just like in 2016, right? We were sooo dumb for being so arrogant despite the polls.

>> No.18654052

>>18654028
Maybe but doesn't that almost necessarily mean it happens to the rest of the world?

>> No.18654056

>>18653698
It's how I feel right now.

>>18653750
Everything is magically priced in forever. Sun going dark? Priced in. Aliens attack? Priced in. Except a tiny amount if good news - that'll make them pump twice as hard, only bad news is priced in.

>> No.18654057

gotta open the country up bros

>> No.18654058

>>18654036
to be fair dems were projected to take the house by a far larger margin than they ended up with

>> No.18654065

>>18654036
Every sitting presidents party loses the house after they win an election. Also whi was the last president to not win 2 terms?

>> No.18654066

>>18654040
Pretty much just a cursory check to decide which strike to purchase. If you really like an option but you see it has a -2.5 Theta you’re going to eat a bag of dicks and you pass.
Same for if there’s a high Delta, you can expect it to follow closely the stock

>> No.18654067

>>18653443
Everyone has a favorite name. Off the top of my head there are:
>Wu Flu
>Monarch
>Kung Flu
>Justa Flu
>WHO Flu
>Gook Flu
>Chinobyl
>Wumonia
>Chinkpox
>Coofit-19
>WuHu Flu
>COVID-19
>Holocough
>SoroSARS
>Boomerpox
>Red Plague
>Niggerlung
>Zip Grippe
>Chinkenpox
>Yellow Lung
>Pandademic
>Canton Coof
>Xi Jinplague
>Coronachan
>Wu-Tang Flu
>Flu Man Chu
>Coolie Cough
>Nothingburger
>Flu-Tang Clan
>Airborne AIDS
>Bat-Man Virus
>Hubei Hiccups
>Winnie the Flu
>Bat Soup Croup
>Wu-Ping Cough
>Wubonic Plague
>Lung Pao Sicken
>Geezer Wheezer
>Chinaman's Lung
>Hong Kong Fluey
>Shanghai Shivers
>Boomer Remover
>Chink Flying AIDS
>ChinAIDS/ChAIDS
>Pangolin Pandemic
>Wuhan Coronavirus
>Mandate of Heaving
>The Shaolin Sneeze
>Wet Market Surprise
>Tom Hanks Disease
>Great Whoop of China
>Sweet and Sour Sicken
>Communist Lung Herpes
>The Great Reap Forward
>China's One Corpse Policy
>SARS-CoV-2: Alveolar Boogaloo
>Experimental Bioweapon CW-19

But you can find more here: https://pastebin.com/tquNdgku

>> No.18654068

>>18654040
I don't mean to be rude but it's better to understand how those change over time, i'd reccomend looking at an options payout calculator or looking at the core forumla

>> No.18654091

>>18654034
>>18653994
No
Holy shit no stop saying this. I wish retards would fucking leave. The Nikkei is NOT the US stock market. It's subject to the stagnant Japanese economy and royally fucked by the global position of the Yen.

It doesn't have the business landscape that makes the US the favorite of global institutional money.

>>18653943
uhhhhh
look I hate how much Agent Orange fucked this up and how he's turned the white house into a reality TV show, but I don't see that happening. He would actually take military action if it looked like that were a possibility, and get the public to "rally around the flag" as we start bombing some hellhole to smithereens.

>>18653977
>is it even possible to lose money investing right now?
Yes.
Buying stocks in companies that go bankrupt or are otherwise restructured in a manner similar to GM in the financial crisis.

It's why I'm not going very hard into the indices.

>>18654065
>Also whi was the last president to not win 2 terms?
You don't know this?
it's recent history...

Bush Sr.
before him I think it was Carter.

>> No.18654093

>>18654048
No more like 2018 when you retards stuck your heads in the sand and denied all the polls and pretended like 2016 was a permanent phenomena. Just like you’re doing now. Id rather not see the dems win but on the other hand the meltdown from r/ptg cultist fags like you will be glorious.

>> No.18654108

>>18654066
I see, thanks for the advice. So I just use that and a combo of fundamental/technical analysis to make educated guesses? Working on downloading ToS to analyze graphs while I trade through RH atm
>>18654068
No worries fren, any calculator in particular you recommend?

>> No.18654120

>>18653943
God I hope not.
Biden is a total fucking moron.

>> No.18654122

>>18653565
Considering the...viral...nature of its recent growth, hopefully you're not basing the P/E off Q4 revenues. Because that'd give wildly different results than what they could earn between now and a 2021/2022 vaccine.

>> No.18654128

>>18654108
Don't you need a TDA account to use ToS? There's a logon everytime you boot up.

>> No.18654147

>>18654128
There is but you don't need to actually put in money to look at the graphs, and if so I'd only put in like a dollar.
ToS just offers better analysis tools

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>>18654093
It'll continue to be a phenomenon as long as Trump has the cult of personality that he has had all throughout his presidency. He has one of the most energized voter bases and in-party approval in decades. This has little effect on congressional elections.

>> No.18654155

>>18654120
It might actually be good if he's completely senile. Then VP Harris runs an anonymous, otherwise headless bureaucracy.

Though if he picks Abrams, we're all fucked.

And, well, I think you know what would happen if he picks Clinton.

>> No.18654181

>>18654147
TDA went commission free a while back. Wouldn't be a bad time to hop over.

>>18654155
>implying implications
Careful, anon. Don't wind up committing suicide by two shots to the back of your head.

>> No.18654197

>>18654040
You gotta think of the play youre making. A high delta is going to be expensive and in the money as it's going to be trading dollar for dollar.

You're going to get low theta in long term options which again you'll be paying for. If you're only making a short day trade, it becomes less important.

The gamma is the affect on delta as the price rises or declines. Because the delta is constantly, its changing at different rates. Understanding how they work is more important than having technical parameters. If you can read a chart and can time your movements in and out, they won't matter.

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>even the LA health department is outright stating the disease is far less deadly than we thought, maybe being flu levels just extremely infectious
oh gee bill mitchell was right all along

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>>18653537
After we hit ATH, then it's a freefall

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>>18653734
>when can we expect these fucking numbers to go down??? this is bulshit.

Quite factually never. There is no herd immunity against a Coronavirus pandemic (!) because immunity against corona viruses in individuals lasts a few months at the absolute best (look up SARS immunity studies) and new vectors can come in through global travel continously. You can't fully contain a virus with an R0 of 5+, it's impossible even with true lockdowns as in China. Covid-19 will cycle through society indefinitely until a significant portion of the population has sutained long-term organ damage. You won't die, but your mobility will be impaired and you will mostly sleep all day. The media hasn't picked up on this yet, but Corona-related deaths will become an absolute NON-ISSUE when compared to the economic and social impact of hundreds of millions of chronically ill unemployable Corona cripples in their 30s-50s. This will continue until a highly effective treatment is found or bi-monthly vaccinations are establsihed for the entire populace.

What, you thought the whole world was shutting down for a flu or something?

>> No.18654238

>>18654223
you’re so full of BS

>> No.18654252

>>18654238
He might be, but here's the fun part... what if he's right? Wouldn't that be fun?

>> No.18654253

>>18654223
This is such a faggoty post you might as well create a trip now, you deserve it

>> No.18654254
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>>18654202
Yup. this was a long con
but by who?

>> No.18654263

>>18654252
ok /x/ you can go back now

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18654269

>>18654202
I want to coof on him so hard

>> No.18654282

>>18654197
Very helpful, thank you and capped.
So is options trading something that requires trial and error or just loads and loads of studying to see when to buy and sell because here's an example for a long term Call I could hypothetically buy:
>MRO $10C JAN 15/2021
>Delta: 0.3111
>Gamma: 0.0904
>Theta: -0.0026
>Vega: 0.0146
So the call is currently OoTM, Delta and Gamma are high while Theta and Vega are low. That means little time decay and little implied volatility right?
So that means I buy a few cheap contracts, sit on them and wait for the opportune time to sell before the contracts expire right?

>> No.18654286
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18654286

>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Largest stimulus in history
>Stocks almost all time high

>> No.18654290

>>18653894
LED tech has allowed for all sorts of funky looking bulbs. You want dim funky purple, you can get dim funky purple.

>> No.18654299

>>18654252
It's be hilarious to have a situation where people actually need to get the lead out.

The US doesn't even have 1m people in the entire pharmaceutical industry. Let's crank that up to 5m. Have vaccine and SARS2 drug trials start at the human stage and do all the phases at once, none of this 12-18 months bullshit.

>> No.18654306

>>18653711
Why should it keep going down retard

>> No.18654312

>>18653973
Underr8ted.

>> No.18654322

>>18654306
because he missed buying the bottom and selfishly wants a second chance

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18654324

Big green dildo soon. VIX futures look like they want to fall over.

>> No.18654325

>>18653435
RBGLY, they have the cure for coronavirus. also, PG. Intravenous bleach will make it moon.

>> No.18654326

>>18654286
We wont get a true feel for unemployment for a long time im guessing. Depends when we open back up and how many businesses downsized or completely folded

>> No.18654329

>>18653510
Based

>> No.18654337

>>18654263
It's all fun and games until you unleash a demonic entity in the form of a viral plague on the world through memetic magic. Is that still a thing over there?

>>18654324
Closer to 1:00 AM. They like to draw out the pain.

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>>18654325
>Intravenous bleach will make it moon.
can’t wait for MIGA supporters to start injecting bleach

>> No.18654340

>>18654091
post with a trip next time so I can filter your dumbshit posts

>> No.18654342

>>18653510
How soon until it's a J.C. Penny stock?

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18654346

>>18653522
>CEO of Zoom appears on CNBC to address security concern
>He's fucking CHINESE
my sides were bursting watching that shit, uninstalled Valorant when I found out their anti-cheat was a rootkit

>> No.18654354

>>18654322
If the stock market can "see past" at least 2 bad quarters and carry on as normal than it means it never needs to see good quarters to keep going.
We were already at historically nonsensical market cap to GDP ratios in February.

>> No.18654357

>>18653776
Northrop. They just beat Boeing for a new missle contract

>> No.18654364

>>18654346
Smug.jpg they opened themselves up to the Chinese.

>> No.18654366

Brehs I cant sleep

I had 2 coffees from my breville espresso machine and that was 2 too many

>> No.18654370

>>18654286
think of it this way, you know that scene in the movies where the floor starts to crack under the protagonists feet and for a second, nothing happens making the audience think he's safe before the floor breaks and he falls? that's pretty much what's going on right now.

>> No.18654376

>>18654354
This remains the fundamental problem with the priced in meme.

>> No.18654379

>>18654370
why can americans only think through movies and tv shows?

>> No.18654385

>>18654067
>Tom Hanks disease
kek

>> No.18654397

>>18654370
I'm not american, but yes I used this example to make it clearer. I don't think it's exclusive to murica.

>> No.18654398

>>18654379
pretend its a musical or a play or whatever faggoty thing you do for fun

>> No.18654409

>>18654385
I have one more: "The buy the dip grippe"

>> No.18654412

>>18653440
Everything CNN says is a fucking lie though.

>> No.18654418

>>18654398
instead of only thinking through entertainment why not actually explain it through economic and market terms? or are you not capable of doing so?

>> No.18654423

>>18654379
god damn it im retarded I answered my own post, need to sleep

>> No.18654429

>>18654366
Coffee under 4hours before badtime is bed

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>>18654238
>>18654252
>>18654253
>A virus with R0 greater than 5 can not be fully contained
>There is no permanent immunity against any Corona virus, of any type
>Covid-19, specifically, can cause long-term organ damage even in mild and asymptomatic cases

You don't have to believe my scenario, perhaps we'll discover a high efficacy treatment next week, it's just extremely unlikely.

If you can dispute any of the 3 statements above with a source from a medical journal or an interview with an acredited virologist, I'll put on "CocksuckingRetard" as my tripcode until we exit this crabmarket, so that will be at least another trading week.

>> No.18654441

>>18654379
Shared cultural exposure and the ability to relate to the lowest common denominator. It's quite easy to understand that way without much additional context. Literary, musical, theatrical or other such allusions require more specific familiarity with less mainstream source material. And explaining it in terms of the underlying mechanics goes into the realm of a specialist that most people don't have the interest in listening to or learning about.

>> No.18654443

>>18654418
They even had Margot Robbie explain cds in the le bear movie

>> No.18654453

>>18654418
economy is a meme science I use the office refrences.

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18654460

>futures down 0.5%
>opens up 1-2% in the morning
every. fucking. day.

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>>18654443
Forget it. Non-Americans don't understand panache or marketing.

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is there a newer version of this sort of chart? energy, 30 yr treasury, and foreign sovereign debt are going through the shitter

>> No.18654539

Can GE recover? I'm investing in the company long term

>> No.18654542

>>18654516
Why is the average investor so shitty?

>> No.18654558

>>18653917
Shut up

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>>18654542

>> No.18654583

>>18654539
Is this the fucking 1930s?

>>18654542
You only need money to trade. Hell, sometimes not even that.

>> No.18654605

>>18654577
Disney was actually a decent pickup in March.

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Anyone else get super bored at night?. Crypto’s aren’t even moving.

>> No.18654617

>>18654577
so basically short everything there

>> No.18654630

>>18654577
you can see all of this shit on robintrack

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18654632

>tfw I missed the dip a month ago

>> No.18654634

>>18654617
Market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent

>> No.18654654

>>18654632
Ok so trade options.

>> No.18654670

>>18654654
but I keep picking the wrong option by a very small margin. Like the next strike up/down will moon and mine flatlines. Why I do this

>> No.18654674

>>18654632
>recession
>ATHs
>no capitulation on the way down
No, anon, you didn't. Do your DD. Get ready.

>> No.18654731

>>18654577
>>18654605
Disney is still a decent pickup.

I wonder why users are buying GE, F and ACB.

>> No.18654750

>>18654223
man, this is a really interesting post. from some comments I've read, you are right in that there is no permanent immunity, though that's mostly because these coronaviruses mutate fast.
your post makes me think of actually implementing an idea I've had for a long time, that would make it easy for people to buy shit at small shops, or, hell, eliminate the need of having shops altogether.

>> No.18654787

>>18654750
Morning Jeff.

>> No.18654802

>>18654787
?

>> No.18654810

>>18654750
But what if you like heart attacks, glassing of your lungs, and neurological damage?
https://twitter.com/balajis/status/1253375231885864963?s=21

>> No.18654841

>>18654615
Just go to sleep, dude.

>> No.18654869

>>18654750
shortterm-immunity for Corona viruses is a long-established fact of virology, there is absolutely no indication why this novel corona virus should differ in that regard.
Again, the scary thing about Corona is not its ability to kill, but its ability to cripple.

What are you trying to invent, dropboxes? I don't quite follow.

>> No.18654920

>>18654346
He's American of Chinese descent. But at least you figured out exactly the reason people were so mad about Zoom. Because of the CEO's ethnicity.

>> No.18654933

>>18654202
Are you guys retarded. It's killed 50k people.

>> No.18654934

>tfw when found an effective trading setup/plan
>get cocky with winning and try to 'improve my setup' while over trading
I lost trades where I wouldn't have even picked if I followed my original setup. I agree with this anon >>18653661 keep it simple and be disciplined.

>> No.18654959

>>18654065
>Also whi was the last president to not win 2 terms?
The gay republican with a shit economy. Much like Trump

>> No.18654972

>>18653617
was that chicken fucking boiled anon?

>> No.18654978

I just realized, should everyone just day trade in their IRAs and 401ks?

Gains arent taxed at all in IRAs as long as you dont take money out of the IRA. So its the perfect vehicle for trading flavor of the month stocks and swing trades. Meanwhile the Robinhood account will be the main basket that holds all the long term holds (since you c an contribute more than 6k a year)

>> No.18655026

>>18654933
The same people making those posts thought it completely implausible that a single American could die of this disease, just a short few months ago. Now they scramble for all kinds of numbers that would make 50000 dead US citizens somehow seem low by comparison. It's the most intense level of cope I have witnessed since the 2016 election.

>> No.18655031

>>18653686
Long time bear here, I never short the dump because you never know when it will turn back up, I ALWAYS short the bounce because there's always at least once bounce. I did the same when BTC bounced to 14k.

>> No.18655050

meme line enthusiasts, should i be looking at tick charts and not time? is that what i am doing wrong

>> No.18655055

>>18654329
Based on what?

>> No.18655060

>>18654322
>selfishly
As if the entire point of the market isn't selfishness lmao

>>18654306
Because there's no reason at all to go up or even maintain its level outside of just raw money printer running. Look at unemployment & consumer spending ffs.

>Inb4 the economy isn't the stock market

Yeah, yeah. It's all just shitcoins with no underlying value or relationship to any fundamentals, I get it. But there's no reason to expect a V shaped recovery in the middle of the biggest meltdown since the fucking Great Depression. Fake & gay virus, fake & gay economy. Rediculous.

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>>18654920
Still sketchy. His youth and early adulthood were spent in China. He seems like the perfect intelligence investment that the Chicoms would do.

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18655085

How do we make money off the new cold war?
https://nationalinterest.org/feature/great-us-china-divorce-has-arrived-146177

>> No.18655106

>>18655085
recommended reading
https://www.unz.com/runz/american-pravda-our-coronavirus-catastrophe-as-biowarfare-blowback/

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18655137

Hello I am Jeff Bezos CEO of Amazon. All Amazon Prime subscribers will get full access to our new MMORPG. Beta opt-ins will begin Q1 of 2021.

Also you should be holding puts on Zoom right now.

>> No.18655149

If you're not long tankers you're a fucking retard.

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18655168

I just found out people on unemployment make more money than I do and don't pay taxes. How do I not kill myself? 90 hour weeks.

>> No.18655174

>>18653649
We're down 4% of yesterday's high

>> No.18655177

>>18655168
Become a state sponsored NEET?
Welcome to not-socialism

>> No.18655178

>>18655149
Who needs tankers when you got another world war coming soon.

>> No.18655190

>>18655178
Might as well make a fuck of a buck beforehand

>> No.18655192

>>18654810
I mean, that shit is known and fucked up. AFAIU (not much, I'm not a biologist/doctor/..), the solution to this virus is not really a solution, but a workaround: researchers need to find a set of drugs that will help people improve fast. the problems with this virus are that
- people aren't used to it, so they don't know the symptoms
- it has some weird ass development characteristics that are mostly unknown to people and confuse doctors: people don't notice they are ill until it's almost too late: there is the thing about low oxygen levels not even being noticed by ill people... also, people seem to improve at some point in their progression but then they suddenly worsen FAST. that can take from 1 day to a whole week. also, one of the worst stages is not direcly caused by the virus, but by your own defensive system (google "cytokine storm").
- lots of drugs have been tested in small trials, and while some seem to do well, apparently no one will decide on one treatment or the other yet
so we really have many months until a "cure" is found and people get used to their new reality...

>>18654869
>Again, the scary thing about Corona is not its ability to kill, but its ability to cripple.
why not both?

>What are you trying to invent, dropboxes? I don't quite follow.
imagine a platform for small businesses (that have physical shops) that helps them prepare and sell their stuff without clients ever needing to enter the stores. that already exists in many forms, yet people still haven't used the tools for that.

>>18655026
go to /pol/ and look at the way Trump supportes are in denial and trying to twist Trumps words about injecting disinfectant as a cure.

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I'm so sick of these newfags holy shit.
They don't even post the good pepes, they sperg about how much they hate anime, and how touching their peepees has ruined their lives because they have no self control.

>>18655063
>>18654920
He is NOT American of Chinese decent, he's Chinese. I heard that interview he did on Cramer to defend Zoom in broken English. I've known korean and chinese newcomers to the US and none had an accent that badly. Maybe he's a computer autist, or maybe he's more concerned about communicating with the chinese than the US investors and clients.

I am NOT mad because he's from China, I'm VERY suspicious because he RAN US DATA THROUGH SERVERS IN CHINA.

Why?
>because we were not prepared so some of the data was mistakenly routed through chinese servers
What? No.
The only mistake was you got caught.

Now, what really makes me suspicious is that he came from Cisco's webex department. Yes, Cisco's department that is in direct competition with Zoom. He left the company to do exactly what he was doing there but at his own company?

That sounds like IP theft to me.

Maybe he's really talented and that's why he was like vice head of the webex department, and thats why he was able to create a platform that outcompetes. Or maybe he steals IP.

>> No.18655221

>>18655168
Its possible but I find it hard to believe you work 90 hours a week and make minimum wage, sounds like you fucked up. In Washington, unemployment is based on your salary before you left (with a cap).

>> No.18655223

>>18655192
>trying to twist Trumps words about injecting disinfectant as a cure.
We /lightgang/ here

>> No.18655226

>>18655137
Bezos, you son of a bitch, when will your stupid rocket finally do something?
Elon Musk is a professional con-artist yet he somehow mangaed to make a rocket land itslef. Your rocket has a gay feather logo and it does nothing. Are you just gonna take that? Come on Jeff, just do something, anything you, you double nigger!

>> No.18655228

I think there are people on this site and /pol/ that supported Trump but there's also a select tribe of heathens that migrated here during the 2016 election and are the most gullible and schizophrenic people on this site.
There's been a noticeable uptick in incoherent schizo-babble posts every since the election. It used to be contained in the /pol/ roleplay threads and /x/.

>> No.18655229

>>18653522
>Pending lawsuits
>Many companies are dropping it (Zoom was intended for business use)
>Growth of paid users slowing down (recent influx of users are mostly using free version)
>Many alternatives already available
>Zoom already dominates a significant chunk of the video chat market so there's little room for further growth

>> No.18655243

>>18653522
2000 P/E
Still better than TSLA and UBER though, kek

>> No.18655246

>>18654920
>>18655209
Zoom is literally Chinese spyware.

>> No.18655248

>>18653374
Thanks to the anon who recommend REFR. Fuck you to the guy who reccomended SALT late as fuck

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18655259

Remember Luckin Coffee?
Wish you were there holding puts when this fraudulent Chinese company lost 90% of its value overnight?

Zoom still exists.

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>>18655228
>I think there are people on this site and /pol/ that supported Trump but there's also a select tribe of heathens that migrated here during the 2016 election and are the most gullible and schizophrenic people on this site.
>There's been a noticeable uptick in incoherent schizo-babble posts every since the election. It used to be contained in the /pol/ roleplay threads and /x/.
>>18655192
>go to /pol/ and look at the way Trump supportes are in denial and trying to twist Trumps words about injecting disinfectant as a cure.

Indeed. It's absolutely pathological. They insist on spreading their shit to the rest of the boards. Anyone who questions his actions is instantly shouted down and painted as a hillary supporter and rabid sjw.

>>18655246
>Zoom is literally Chinese spyware.
yeah that's basically what I'm saying. Well spyware is more innocuous, this is a program designed to undermine the privacy of the entire country.

>>18655259
>Remember Luckin Coffee?
Fuck I'd be making bank on BiliBili if LK didn't scare me off them.

>> No.18655275

>>18655228
/pol/ pretty much is /x/ now.

>>18655229
Meh, in this market that all means its gonna moon. Priced in.

>> No.18655276

I'm pushing all in on QUAD and REFR

>> No.18655281

>>18655192
>imagine a platform for small businesses (that have physical shops) that helps them prepare and sell their stuff without clients ever needing to enter the stores. that already exists in many forms, yet people still haven't used the tools for that.
This is a great business idea, now all you need is a timemachine to got back a few decades and kill that nigger Bezos over there >>18655137 before he starts a little company called amazon.

>> No.18655288

>>18655259
Seeing Chinese bullshit get dunked on brought me a smile.

>> No.18655305

>>18655085
>It therefore appears that elements of the Defense Intelligence Agency were aware of the deadly viral outbreak in Wuhan more than a month before any officials in the Chinese government itself.
This final statement is retarded because the author implies that knowledge = guilt
Especially when it comes to biological warfare, it is nearly impossible to know whether or not a lab is a weapons or research lab. Both the state department and other agencies basically said "hey guys, these fuckers are being stupid with their experiments."
That implies nothing.
So go home chang.

>> No.18655311

>>18655288
>Chinese bullshit get dunked on
anon what... that's when they exitscammed
and got away with it, to the cheers of their countrymen for outsmarting the west.

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18655326

What heckin system do you use to short stocks? Fidelity?

>> No.18655329

>>18654542
the system siphons money out of small investors tricking them into believing they can make a profit day-trading. They salivate at the prospect of people using apps like robinhood. People don't even read up on options they just jump in.

>> No.18655342

>>18655305
Meant to quote
>>18655106
Fuck you chang

>> No.18655346

>>18655209
Bro that cartoon drawing is hot as fuck

>> No.18655360

THOUGHTS ON HLX
>THOUGHTS ON HLX
THOUGHTS ON HLX
>THOUGHTS ON HLX
THOUGHTS ON HLX
>THOUGHTS ON HLX
THOUGHTS ON HLX
>THOUGHTS ON HLX

??????

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18655402

>>18655346
uhhh that's a drawing

FUCK I must be some kind of retard for not investing in the power of anime.

>> No.18655417

Buy long dated OTM calls on tanker stocks, unless you like being poor

>> No.18655420

>>18655402
Seeing images like this feel good to me, but I'm concerned that it is unhealthy in some way

>> No.18655484

>>18655221
90 hours every 2 weeks.

>> No.18655513

Tomorrow is going to be bullish

>> No.18655525

>>18655484
So like EMS or what?

>> No.18655545

>>18655513
yeah futures are saying another story

>> No.18655547

>>18655360
Idk but I’m gonna buy some

>> No.18655551

THE TREND IS YOUR FRIEND
(the trend is headed down)

>> No.18655573

>>18655525
Something like that. It fucking sucks how the pay is so low that unemployment pays more. How does that happen?

>> No.18655575

>>18655551
15 and 30min candles aren't looking bullish indeed.

>> No.18655577

I'm split between UGL, TLT, and cash. Waiting for my baby, TQQQ, to be safe again

>> No.18655586

>>18655525
90 hr every 2 weeks is just a 40 hr work week with 5 hr overtime spread throughout, so literally any job?

>> No.18655600

>>18655168
Unemployment income is taxable.

>> No.18655607

>>18655174
I want more though. I want red wojacks & blood all over the floor.

>>18655513
Just capitulate already REEEEEEEEE

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18655622

>>18655551
>the trend is heading down
stupid bears sell instead of buying
trend heading down means my average cost goes down
eventually it will go back up and I'll be rich and bears will be dead

>> No.18655629
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18655629

How in the fuck are these shares so high? And the volume so low?

>> No.18655685

>>18655629
These are shares for the ultimate big boy value stock investor. They also have returns YOY of 20+ percent on average. But its also mostly a buy in to buffet's empire

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>>18655622
That hurt mumu fren. I'm actually bullish too in the long term but looking at the chart tonight and extrapolating its trajectory into the short term leaves me deebly goncerned

>> No.18655741

>>18655551
If it heads down, then it ain't me friend

>> No.18655746

>futures unfucked themselves
sad bobo

>> No.18655758

>>18655746
>red = bull coping
>green = bobos coping

>> No.18655769

SPY puts holder reporting in, feels comfy
currently looking into shorting brent from the new contract on the 30th of april

>> No.18655771
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>>18655746
Bobos will celebrate even -0.15%

>> No.18655773

Looking at call options for SOI seeing as I'm buying more shares tomorrow
>$10C SOI Jun 19
>very low Theta
>somewhat low delta with a higher gamma
>contract is selling at 5 dollars per contract
Is this one of those too good to be true options? I can afford to lose 50 bucks at the chance of gaining a little over 10k potentially.

>> No.18655790

>>18655771
in all fairness, -0,15% against Jeromes endless pumping is a victory

>> No.18655793

Someone tell me the difference between spy and vanguard.

>> No.18655803
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>>18655790

>> No.18655814

>>18655793
spy cuter name

>> No.18655830

>>18653593
Just buy it quietly so that AMD fags get liquidated by thinking they have the monopoly

>> No.18655841

>>18653649
Am i seeing a dick scribble or is it cus i just woke up? Am i that new? Ive been browsing for quite some time and its the first time seeing that

>> No.18655845

>>18655814
VOO is cuter than SPY though

>> No.18655851

>>18655845
voo better ticker but spyder better name

>> No.18655861

>>18655851
It sounds like "gaymer" edgy shit though.

>> No.18655867

>>18654615
Pretty much everything but oil and gold has been dead for two weeks straight.

>> No.18655880
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I'm a pussy, I sold everything while I'm in green, gut telling me we in for another crash soon.

An 8% return isn't bad for less than a month investing I suppose.

>> No.18655884

>wake up
>read and see how trump suggested to treat the virus with cancer causing UV light and injection of disinfectant
I seriously never imagined it to be THIS bad. sad part is that there will be stupid people trying it out now.

>> No.18655904

>>18655880
Gonna chance that free 800 with Greatland Gold, I fancied it when it was 4p a share, now it's nearly 9p a share. I missed out.

>> No.18655912

>>18655884
wring out clorox wipes into a bowl, heat the bowl to a light steam, lean over bowl and put a towel over you head to inhale. it will go through your lungs (and your blood!) disinfecting all traces of covid along the way

>> No.18655915

>>18653435
CARR, then maybe see if anything interesting happens.

>> No.18655916
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>>18655551
>(the trend is headed down)
Incorrect. Daily is in standard higher low/higher high trend. It has not broken. Setting aside what you think should be happening vs. what is, what may happen in future, your idea of a trend by definition is wrong.

>> No.18655921

>>18655884
Not murrikan but I think trump is trying to unironically kill stupid people.

>> No.18655927

Why is dow green
It was supposed to be our time bobos

>> No.18655933

>>18654750
>ould make it easy for people to buy shit at small shops, or, hell, eliminate the need of having shops altogether.

oh shit, i think al gore beat you to market :

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet

>> No.18655941

>>18655629
Ordinarily companies will do a share split to reduce the cost of each share. Buffett decided not to do that. Sort of a boast and flex on his part. Berkshire does have a second class of shares at a reasonable price if you wish to invest (BRK.B).

>> No.18655945

>>18655927
Monday will be blood red. Last chance for bulls to sell.

>> No.18655946

>>18655063
chicoms literally force citizens to take indoctrination classes before allowing them to study in the west. and they are made very aware in those classes that their loyalty lies with china and they could be called upon to serve their country depending on what jobs they get in the west

>> No.18655949

>>18655790
Jerome stopped pumping last week. That's the reason the last 2 weeks have been pretty crabbish. All the banks have pretty much gone completely liquid at this point so they can cover incoming losses.

>> No.18655954

>>18655168
get on the dole idiot you an always go back to work later or pick up a cash only job right now instead

>> No.18655958

>>18655945
I did sell

I sold puts today

>> No.18655964

Anyone else getting out today? Sell before people wake up and see the news about the Gilead drug being a flop.

>> No.18655968

>>18655949
i thought so as well to be honest, the real question is, is that bearish ? because i dont want to loose more money on puts

>> No.18655990

Do you think NIO can get to like 50-100 dollars long term? Or is it going to be similar to Luckin Coffee?

>> No.18656013

>>18655964
Already priced in, unironically

>> No.18656024

What caused that massive fucking dip earlier in the day where it dropped 400 or so points in minutes

>> No.18656027

>>18655916
You can't deny the trend is losing momentum, though. Literally the rollercoaster meme.

>> No.18656039

>>18656024
gilead remdesivir flop bro

>> No.18656076

>>18656024
>>18656039
shows how fragile the markets are and how many algos are trading. Litearlly 99% of the dead volume left is algos.

>> No.18656152

>>18656076
>Litearlly 99% of the dead volume left is algos
you got a source on that, pOniEboy?

I think these numbers get overstated anyway since algos create the liquidity for the rest of us to trade with during market hours. I don't think it's generally an algo at the other side who wants to buy/sell that number of shares at that price at that instant, and the exchanges pay them for providing that orderflow.

>>18656039
You mean when the chinks announced it was a dead end? This would normally lead me to believe it was worth exploring, but I've thought remdesivir was a dead end for a long time now.

>> No.18656180

F

https://twitter.com/inteldotwav/status/1253591400966434817?s=19

>> No.18656181

>>18655259
my father was holding some stocks and for whatever reason, he didnt want them anymore and sold them one night. Next day it crashed 90%

>> No.18656190

>>18655916
>muh arbitrary higher lows and higher highs
>ignore the total lack of volume
Volume down must mean confidence in upward momentum, definitely not a lack of confidence in the market and fear of uncertainty while algos slowly push each other up in a deadly game of chicken.

>> No.18656201

Are tesla puts a good idea?

>> No.18656211

>>18656180
ITS STILL GOING TO GO UP ANY MOMENT NOW, RIGHT? BULLISH?

>> No.18656221

>>18654019
Its a really solid company for a long term hold. I know that all the shilling gets annoying but it isnt a meme stock.

>> No.18656246

>>18655964
Were you not witness to the 299 point drop yesterday ?

>> No.18656278

>>18656246
I only had UK stocks and the FTSE was up yesterday.

>> No.18656280

>>18656076
So it would be possible to crash this market with well placed tweets that Trump retweets or something?

>> No.18656285

>>18656201
i think it is

>> No.18656292

>>18656280
you could never get him/his team to rt anything that doesn't just try to pump

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>>18656190
Low volume belies a potential weakness in a trend but is not a sell signal on its own. Or, it could be if you use volume as a primary indicator i suppose. Say you believe momentum have have been lost and you would rather pull out to cash than wait to see what happens. Thus is essentially how i trade, but falling volume is not an indicator for me until/unless i see rising volume on red days. All the volume is down, both buy and sell side. This is neutral until new data comes in to push the probability of a move one way or the other.

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HELL IS COMING NEXT WEEK

>> No.18656314

>>18656152
>You mean when the chinks announced it was a dead end? This would normally lead me to believe it was worth exploring, but I've thought remdesivir was a dead end for a long time now.
The research get terminated due to small sample size, I have heard rumors that that's because they were only giving it to inner party members and their close relatives when they're doing the trial

>> No.18656317

>>18656296
>rising volume on red days
So you sell at the bottom of a cash? The floors going to fall out and either youre in, or out.

>> No.18656324

>>18656302
Due to the unique corona chan situation, earnings expectations have been decreased across the board (except for Amazon). The question is whether these companies meet those tempered expectations or fall unexpectedly short of them.

>> No.18656330

>>18656201
No.
The problem with Tesla is that it doesn't operate on logic, common sense, fundamentals, nothing. It operates entirely on hype and Musk.
It could be shown that all Tesla vehicles exploded in a nuclear catastrophe after three years and all Musk would have to do is throw out a tweet or a meme product and boom, Tesla at 10k within a month.
In a normal world, yes, shorting Tesla is a good idea.

>> No.18656334

>>18653943
Biden is getting support from the globohomo media and nowhere else. Berniefags are demoralized and the rest of the NPC are fatigued from four years of Orange Man Bad Literally Hitler. Hillary could come running out at the last minute like it's some kind of pro wrestling match but mostly people would laugh. The crazy part is that even before the checks came out I was seeing and hearing all kinds of pro-Trump shit from the coloreds.
Like it or not, people are tired of child-fucking spics and disgusting somalis now that they have a taste of it. The normies are even starting to remember why they secretly hate kikes so much.
Long on ZYCN

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>>18656317
>So you sell at the bottom of a crash?
Now you're just being obstinate. I'm going to bed.

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>>18654091
>Orange Man Bad
Four more years, faggot.

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>>18656302
>>18656324
Keep in mind this quarters report is only partially affected by lock down and poor economics. The real shit is next earnings season when we find out everyone got unimaginably fucked.

>> No.18656367

>>18655551
what im afraid of is a weak red open then some random giant green spike out of nowhere where TSLA and all meme stocks go up 30% and i get financially ruined for stocking up on SQQQ yesterday like i was supposed to. its like you do shit that makes sense, and then get dickslapped for it. i dont know how to play this market anymore, i think im too smart or too dumb for it. when i try to think like a normie simp i lose. when i try to think like a epic rational strategist i lose.

>> No.18656372

>>18656317
Do you think a crash can happen on a single day?

>> No.18656373

>>18656302
Well we're in bizzaro world where if Intel reports high earnings they dump and if Discover posts low earnings they pump so we should be fine.

>> No.18656378

>>18656342
noooo don't leave me alone with them
Look at these fucking tourists and invaders... damn it it's pathetic.

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>>18656342
I just meant that it will happen fast and you;ll be too late to react if you dont pay attention to volume. For example, when Gilead news hit yesterday, the who market dropped 2% in minutes/seconds, there as no time to react.

>> No.18656400

>>18656394
migrate

>> No.18656405

>>18656372
It wont go down 50% in a day, but with algos, the crash will happen in seconds and the markets will be locked.

>> No.18656440

>>18656373
have you discovered semiconductors yet or is it fungus let me guess

>> No.18656678

>>18654019
the biggest joke of all is the idea that a major blue chip boomer stock can shilled or swayed by a small group of hardcore anime fans

>> No.18656718

>>18656330
baka