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>> No.18645332
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18645332

Will we ever get another happening like Ferguson? Those threads were so fun

>> No.18645338

just scored me a billy big mouth bass

>> No.18645340

Should I sell my KOS bags rn?

>> No.18645342

bobo please

>> No.18645352
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This is now a bear thread.

>> No.18645355

6th for fuck anime coomers

>> No.18645357

>>18645332
Was that a hurricane?

>> No.18645365
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haha stocks are fun

>> No.18645370
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wait thats mine

>> No.18645371
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18645371

IT'S GOING BACK UP

>> No.18645373
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>that one missed/sold stock that could've made you go big
What's her name?

>> No.18645377
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18645377

baggies new truck is based

>> No.18645385

the saudi oil tanker meme means nothing because the difference between $15 and $10 crude is trivial and the Saudis won't dump at negative prices because that's just giving America money with extra steps

>> No.18645388
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>>18645315
nah
they sure are nice sometimes
most skintight stuff can be

>> No.18645390
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18645390

This get means KOSS will moon

>> No.18645397

Wakey Wakey anons is clown o'clock

>> No.18645398

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18645399
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end the day red or a cat gets it

>> No.18645405

"Dum Chew"

>> No.18645409

Nothing can stop me from reaching my goals, having a nice money wad stuffed in the bank before I turn 40 years old as the short term goal and having an even larger money wad in my brokerage/401k when I get old as the long term goal. No debt other than the house.

>> No.18645413

what the fuck is OAS and why is it up 120%?

>> No.18645414
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>>18645371
UNLESS

>> No.18645415

>>18645377
Are all /biz/raelis ugly bastards?

>> No.18645419

>>18645373
Unironically ibio. I had bags upon bags of that shit for .30 at one point in time, dumped casually to make a little extra to stuff dividend stocks, then not a week after I was out of it...mooned to 2.10 a share. It was part of the lesson I learned about fucking with biomemes

>> No.18645420
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>>18645279
WWIII when?

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18645421

>he bet against the fed

>> No.18645427
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>>18645399

>> No.18645431

>>18645377
Quick rundown on this guy?

>> No.18645434
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>>18645390
M-my bags...

>> No.18645437

>>18645421
Disgusting

>> No.18645442

I'm convinced at this point that jannies and mods literally do everything in their power to make the boards worse, on every board

>> No.18645443
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>>18645399
I just FOMO'D, I never wanted to become mumu
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.18645445
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he bought?

>> No.18645446

EOD PUMP

>> No.18645450

>>18645399
Ending between-.8-1.2% on the S&P, cap it.

>> No.18645454
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18645454

QUICK RECOMMEND OPTIONS FOR ME TO LOAD UP ON FOR TOMORROW

>> No.18645455
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I love how were on the verge of economic collapse every single time Jerome goes for a coffee break

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>>18645406

>>18645388
agree

>>18645421
nice nibbles

>> No.18645458 [DELETED] 
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IM GONNA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.18645460

>>18645409
if you don't get the virus

>> No.18645465

>>18645388
Nah, it's just tights. Other skin tight clothes won't do it. Also nice dubs.

>> No.18645466

>>18645450
I agree there will be a fear driven sell-off EOD.

>> No.18645472
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18645472

NICE TRY CHINKS, WE STILL FINNA END UP GREEN TODAY

>> No.18645474

>>18645454
RTX 100c 01/01/21

>> No.18645476

>>18645458
kek

>> No.18645489

>>18645474
bump

>> No.18645490
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>>18645458
G-G-GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

>> No.18645491

>>18645373
I had a shit ton of pcg at around 4 dollars after those fires. I sold for tiny profit. I could have so much money right now.

>> No.18645492
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>>18645458
wat da fuk how is this even possible

>> No.18645496

>>18645212
Called it again. Why does /biz/ never listen to me?

>> No.18645501

>>18645456
Hello again anon. Off topic but if google, saucenao, and yandex fail me is there anything else I can use?

>> No.18645503

how can i buy puts on oil without futures access and i dont want to touch uso?

>> No.18645508
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>>18645373
BILI!

>>18645381
>>tee hee hee pay attention to me, I'm CRAAAAAAZEEEEE

right?
these nofap people
>guys change your behavior for me! YOU should have to accommodate MY personal choices?
No. Fucking vegans do this shit too. Get your own food if you don't like it, no one's making you smell my barbecue.

>> No.18645519
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>>18645313
Too much for me!

>>18645395
I can't! I'm giving in, I can monitor the market and pantyhose just fine together. My trades can't go too badly, market is crabbing anyways now and daily pump happens in a few.

>> No.18645520

>>18645373
INO. I've bought and sold it a few times, always around 6 buy, 8 sell. Now it's up to 12 and I missed it

>> No.18645523

UCO volume 30million

>> No.18645527
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>> No.18645531

>>18645503
GUSH

>> No.18645533

>>18645458
Fuck I was just thinking how hot she was even though her tits were small.

>> No.18645534

>>18645501
You can try https://tineye.com/

>> No.18645536
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>>18645501
ehhhh.... it's been a long while. but i found it with some of these classic dagashi's

>> No.18645545

>>18645465
Facts
Pantyhose is a blessing from the Lord Himself

>> No.18645548
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18645548

What would have to happen for OIL ETN to hit $3 tomorrow? It stops trading on the 27th I guess.

>> No.18645559

>>18645373
Bought VDE at 30.00... stupid stupid stupid

>> No.18645560
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18645560

>tfw no gf(male) to pump while the market pumps
>tfw no gf(male) to fuck me when the market is fucking me

>> No.18645561

RTX, REFR, GO or a gold stock?
Which would you buy, biz?

>> No.18645564

>>18645534
Thanks anon.
>>18645536
It was for a different image I saved that I couldn't find the source for. Thank you though.

>> No.18645574

>>18645420
I WANT HER TO BE MY GF I DESERVE IT

>> No.18645580

>>18645474
war or no war?

>> No.18645581
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ACCUMULATE

ACCUMULATE REFR UNDER 3

HYUNDAI

CONFIRMED

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

>Series C Funding
>Businesses that make it to Series C funding sessions are already quite successful. These companies look for additional funding in order to help them develop new products, expand into new markets, or even to acquire other companies. In Series C rounds, investors inject capital into the meat of successful businesses, in an effort to receive more than double that amount back. Series C funding is focused on scaling the company, growing as quickly and as successfully as possible.

>> No.18645586

>>18645559
it's at 46 though, how was that stupid?

>> No.18645590

Is it a good idea to buy airline stocks after they bottom sometime next year?

>> No.18645594

>>18645561
RTX is literally the only good idea on that list

>> No.18645595
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>>18645536
oof this is up there with the dagashi vending machine.

Still never watched that. candy bitch is the tits, but coffee looks cute.

>> No.18645596

>>18645533
>she

That's somebody's son

>> No.18645604

>>18645581
priced in

>> No.18645611

>>18645454
spy 280 puts

>> No.18645612
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>>18645581

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

>> No.18645613
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>Greatest unemployment in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Stocks go up
*sips*
Yup.

>> No.18645618

>>18645596
it used to be

>> No.18645620
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the market is fuking crazy holy shit

>> No.18645619

>>18645458
This the type of shit that leads me to believe this whole trans rights shit is just an elaborate sexual fetish. Convince me otherwise. You can't

>> No.18645622

>>18645586
Was replying to “the one that got away” I sold it at 35.00 during the nothing burger crash / scare selloff a few weeks ago

>> No.18645625

>>18645534
>>18645564
It failed too. This one will elude me for a while yet I guess.

>> No.18645629
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>>18645595
yeah, all the same guy if i'm remembering.

>>18645613
I should get another cup of joe

>> No.18645630

New guy here. How long did it take you guys to get reasonable gains? So far I'm down probably 5% of my initial investment in three days, which I'm sure could be way worse. Though my portfolio is propped up a bit by the dirt cheap OIL buy.

Not to be like REEE IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS WHERE'S MY MILLIONS or anything, of course. Just making sure I'm not on the fast track to ruin.

Thanks boys

>> No.18645635

>>18645581
I'm gunna remember this fucker
If you screw me you're dead

>> No.18645636

>>18645612
I did 3x10 neck bridges yesterday

I'm going to be thick neck soon

>> No.18645645

When do we see the first bankrupsies?

>> No.18645648
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>>18645373
WYNN. I am still crying over it.

>>18645561
RTX. Expect war.

>> No.18645653

>>18645620
explain pic

>> No.18645660
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Guys I am down to only 20% cash at this point. Been buying since mid-march here and there. Any suggestions?

>> No.18645663

>>18645611
is this actually a good idea

>> No.18645666
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Is there fucking anything I can buy to try and rebound this shit

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>>18645443
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.18645687

>>18645581
Just bought $1000 worth.. now we wait until 2027 when it takes off to $30 PS

>> No.18645689

>>18645581
Are you invested in this??

>> No.18645692

>>18645666
are you a woman?

>> No.18645694

People calling cramer Jimmy Shill on Twitter made me KEK hard

>> No.18645695

>>18645666
kneepads

>> No.18645696

>>18645663
yes. but you have to unload fast 2morro

>> No.18645698

>>18645666
An education.

>> No.18645701

>>18645332
i hope so im bored

>> No.18645704

>>18645561
RTX if you want to be rich

>> No.18645718

>>18645692
No, I bought USO calls like a retard

>> No.18645719

Why the hell is MSFT going down

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>>18645686
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18645722

>>18645357
yes, a hurricane of melanin

>> No.18645725
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OIL ANONS ASSEMBLE

>> No.18645726

>>18645279
Quick question Biz - it might seem extremely stupid though.


Let's say you buy a stock trading at 10 dollars per share, and you put in 7000 dollars' worth. Now, it's trading at 20 dollars per share, and you decided to buy more, let's say 2400 dollars' worth at 20 per share.

But you realize you need the money for an emergency, so you withdraw 2400, the money you stupidly put in without thinking, while the stock is still trading at 20 dollars per share.

Ideally, I'd like to withdraw the 2400 that I bought at 20 dollars, and not 2400 that I bought at 10 dollars per share. What happens now?

>> No.18645734

>>18645696
it's pumping though

>> No.18645738
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>>18645458
yeap

>> No.18645741

>>18645666
click the free stock button

>> No.18645742

>>18645726
your average cost for the shares went down. you sell the equivalent of $2400 in shares.

>> No.18645744

>>18645725
You got a month before a repeat happens, unless you bought shit like XOM.

>> No.18645754
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You foolish humans thought I would allow the stock market to drop a single point?

>> No.18645759
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Why the fuck does (((MarketWatch))) keep spamming me with stories about Illuminati chief scientist fuckboy Bill Gates. Yeah he's rich, yeah he's smart but HE'S NOT A FUCKING EPIDEMIOLOGIST! I'M NOT IMPLANTING A FUCKING TRACKING CHIP IN MY BRAIN! FUCK BILL GATES AND FUCK WINDOWS TOO

>> No.18645765

>>18645666
LCI

>> No.18645767

>>18645561
RTX and BAM

>> No.18645771

>>18645726
what's the difference

>> No.18645774

>>18645726
Why does the price that you bought the shares at matter?

>> No.18645776

>>18645373
facebook, i bought 100 shares just after the IPO for like $35 something bucks then it started to tank and a few months later i got impatient and sold it all for a huge loss at like $21 per share because it looked like that trash company was going in the garbage. who knew

>> No.18645777

Oil hit my short limit and then rebounded while I was making bolognese. That was fortunate.

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>>18645726

>> No.18645782

Fuck the pump
Fuck capitalism
Fuck taxes
Fuck stonks
God bless lean hog and agriculture

>> No.18645787
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>people are making more money from inflationbux unemployment than they did at their jobs
what retard thought this was a good idea

>> No.18645790

FCC.VN
North America's only cobalt refinery, slated to start production of battery grade cobalt this year. Of course, China controls nearly all the rest of the world's cobalt supply, which could position this one as strategically important.
You're welcome, frens.

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>>18645660
HELP PLEASE

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>>18645725
my only regret was not buying more

>> No.18645799

Woah what’s with the BYND pump

>> No.18645807

>>18645782
Made good simple money out of those piggies today.

>> No.18645809

Annnnnnddddd we're back

>> No.18645810

>have 15% unrealized profit on a daytrade option
>Nah I'm gonna hodl it doesn't matter.
>It goes back up and no profit
you know what it was probably better to lock in the profit and wait for it to go back up and buy in again baka

>> No.18645812

>>18645666
100 dollars

>> No.18645815

>vacchine?
>I DONT CARE
>PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP
>

>> No.18645816

>>18645791
buy some bonds

>> No.18645817

>>18645660
Triple leveraged ETFs, anon. SOXL, TQQQ, TECL, FNGU, SPXL

>> No.18645820

>>18645744

> Trump put tariffs on pajet saudi oil
> Shale stonks

>> No.18645821

These ETF algos were set with a fixed level and will dump if it goes above and buy if it goes below

>> No.18645822

>>18645771
cost basis matters for tax bullshit, op your broker should let you sell lifo if you really want to

>> No.18645826

>>18645790
Ticker? Or is it OTC?

>> No.18645828

>>18645759
Hes buying PR

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>>18645388
I swear you guys post things that make me want to fap more then invest.

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>LPTX
>SAVA
PAAAAAMPING!!!

SMG MEME DAY!!

>>18645759
Anon, we can tell that you searched for Bill Gates. The words you search for are bolded.

They publish a lot of shit about Gates for the same reason they publish a lot of shit about Buffett.

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HALLIBURTON

>> No.18645836

>>18645581
literally nobody is going to buy cars for the next 2 years

>> No.18645847
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>>18645725
Oil, present. Oil and war, more oil and war!

>>18645794
My only regret was not buying sooner. God I hate how I lost so much money shorting and entered too late on the rise. But least enjoying gains now since the negative 37 dollar a barrel day. It will be a long way up.

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Tell me, RIGHT NOW, what you bought today

>> No.18645855

How OIL ETN $3 tomorrow? Answer question.

>> No.18645857

>>18645774
I guess everybody's laughing, but if the stock goes to 40, then the 7k you put in turns to 28k. But when you sell the 2400, it might take out the shares you bought at 10/ share, instead of 20/share.

So when the stock goes to 40, your measly 2400 just doubles, because you bought at 20/share.
So should I just calculate my average position in the stock, and that's what my final profit/loss will be, when the stock hits X?

>> No.18645860

The entire market is AMZN, this is unreal.

>> No.18645861

>>18645828
>Hes buying PR
I hate that piece of shit so fucking bad
>>18645832
>Anon, we can tell that you searched for Bill Gates. The words you search for are bolded.
No fucking shit. I still get the shit on my google news feed every day. I did the search to illustrate how often those fuckwads jerk Gates' dick. ARE YOU AN ILLUMINATI AGENT HERE TO DEFLECT YOU REPTILIAN PIECE OF GARBAGE> FUCK YOUUUUUU

>> No.18645865

>>18645726
>>18645726

show your tits, female

>> No.18645866

If Friday tanks it's time to go bull. Sweden seems to be doing fine without a lockdown so a lot of rural places reopening will be fine. Meanwhile big states have to stay locked down because the density makes them spread way too fast to handle.

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18645867

>>18645820
Then would you kindly tell it to STOP RISING ALREADY.

>> No.18645870

>>18645849
Groceries, and a shitload of edibles.

>> No.18645871

>>18645849
Wells Fargo

>> No.18645880

>>18645826
Ticker. FCC.VN - First Cobalt Corp. (TSX-V)

>> No.18645882

>>18645849
More puts

>> No.18645888

>SAVA

So comfy.

>> No.18645889

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

>> No.18645890
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18645890

>>18645849
A Mossberg 500 with 200 shells. Waiting for the happening

>> No.18645893
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18645893

is S&P a fractal of the recovery right now?

>> No.18645901

Guys let me tell you about a great undervalued buy: SALT

They run dry goods tankers that are definitely being used much more frequently now. Solid company highly recommend

>> No.18645904

>>18645849
/MNQ
SLV $12 calls
M $5 puts

>> No.18645918
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18645918

OH GOD

I'M MAKING NEW 52-WEEK HIGHS

JNJ -- Eli Lilly -- Can Regeneron do it???

IS TODAY THE DAY???

>>18645893
garter belts are pretty damn swell

>> No.18645930
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18645930

>>18645849
ITA for the war incoming. And a whole 4 shares of JCP because I thought it would be funny to throw 1 dollar at it.

>> No.18645932

>>18645866
>Everything is going back to normal
>Stock market has to go back too
Who cares about anything else than the Virus... Right? Fundamentals? No? Ok? All good, yes...yes.

>> No.18645935

>OIL more volatile than BTC

What is this madness?

>> No.18645940
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>>18645901
want a real undervalued stock?? LCI

LCI is way undervalued

LCI to $60

>> No.18645941
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18645941

Yikes.

>> No.18645942

>>18645867

Get on that train you faggot. It's never late

>> No.18645951

>>18645849
Bought the top of GOLD. I feel pretty dumb but we'll see how the month plays out.

>> No.18645952

>>18645901
>7 Employees
>Market cap of $200M

Gonna pass my dude. Nice try though

>> No.18645956

>>18645857
yes, except if you only sell part of it then FOR TAX PURPOSES you can choose to either tell the irs you sold the "cheaper" shares or the "expensive" shares, look up cost basis

>> No.18645957

trump seriously needs to bomb iran & saudi oil facilities

>> No.18645959

15.5c AMD 5/15

Am I fucked?

>> No.18645961
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18645961

>he bought today

>> No.18645964

>>18645866
>Sweden seems to be doing fine without a lockdown
Sweden is quickly becoming the highest CV death/capita of any place on the planet

>> No.18645966

>>18645832
>They publish a lot of shit about Gates for the same reason they publish a lot of shit about Buffett.
They do not you dumb piece of shit. Buffet is an investor, possibly the greatest in history so of course they hang on his every word. Gates is a typical piece of shit little rich boy that was in the right place at the right time, bought some software (DOS) and sold it to a dumbfuck visionless megacorp (IBM) who gave him a sweetheart deal akin to how Coca Cola sold the rights away to bottlers in a deal worse than New Amsterdam. THAT DOES NOT MEAN GATES BELONGS IN A STOCK REPORTING SITE NEWS FEED EVERY FUCKING DAY. He is not known for his investing acumen. He got lucky. FUCK YOU UUUUU

>> No.18645977
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18645977

Heh, thanks for the money Bulls.

>> No.18645979

>>18645952
don't you feel honored that at least 15% of the entire company is spending time shilling to you?

>> No.18645985
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18645985

GOD DAMN IT DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW THIS GAY FUCKING OIL ETN WORKS? WILL IT GO TO 3 BEFORE TRADING STOPS APRIL 27?

>> No.18645987

I sold right after everyone bought the crash and am still down $300

>> No.18645988

>make money day trading
>the dumperino happens today and knocks out my stop loss
>claw my way back up the rest of the day
>end the day up $23

now it's 3PM so im done. a green day is a green day, but holy fuck i hate that HFT big red dildo shit outta nowhere, still have no idea what happened.

>> No.18645992

>>18645959
are you retarded? 15.5 is death spiral price

>> No.18645993

>>18645964
herd immunity can take a while

>> No.18645996

>>18645849
USO, HAL, and MRO.

I'm down 5% within the past few hours. I feel like throwing up.

>> No.18645997

>>18645956
Alright, thanks man, I will.

>> No.18645999

>>18645918
Agreed

>> No.18646006

>CNBC and Bloomberg: STOCKS HIGHER FOR SECOND STRAIGHT DAY
>Check my stonks
>They're all lower for the second straight day
Why does this keep happening?

>> No.18646014

>>18645996
lmao pussy

>> No.18646017

>>18645502
yeah, thanks, not planning to, i just understood the SQQQ memes now

>> No.18646021
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18646021

>>18645340
Lol I bought 1k shares of KOS for $0.93 like 3 weeks ago after I saw the CEO bought 300000 shares for $1.16 before it dipped to $0.51. I sold 10 calls with a $2.50 strike and October 2020 expiration date for $30 each yesterday and now they're worth like $40+. I would just wait anon, sentiment seems to be they will be higher by October.

>> No.18646020

>>18645996
USO reverse split coming next week bro.

>> No.18646024

>>18645352
That's a man.

>> No.18646028

>>18645992
lmao I am an idiot, I was reading the wrong option.

SNAP 15.5p 5/01
AMD 70c 5/15

>> No.18646031
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>>18645941
How long until will we get a unique ticker for web services

>>18645996
>5%
>sick
hahaha

>> No.18646033

>>18645719
MSFT is far over-valued. FB was far undervalued, goog and googl a bit undervalued.

>> No.18646034

Ending green. Friday will be properly poomped

>> No.18646035

>>18645964
>CV death/capita
That stat would mean something if they accounted for actual causes of death instead of attributing every death while having the sniffles to CV.

>> No.18646040
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DESERT STORM 2 INCOMING
>DESERT STORM 2 INCOMING
DESERT STORM 2 INCOMING
>DESERT STORM 2 INCOMING
DESERT STORM 2 INCOMING
>DESERT STORM 2 INCOMING
DESERT STORM 2 INCOMING
>DESERT STORM 2 INCOMING

>> No.18646049

>>18646024
>I don’t know what women look like

>> No.18646050
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18646050

>>18645581

https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

from last year, February, during NASDAQ announcements

>> No.18646051

>Power hour
>Even less volume than 2pm

>> No.18646052

Hey leafs, inspite of our dieing economy, what stocks have you all been watching and buying?

Just sold my CVE at $4.40, bought them back at $3.34. Running away with my profits now.

>> No.18646067

>>18646040
Abrams rolling through the Great Wall

>> No.18646070

>>18646014
>>18646031
I'm new, don't bully me.
>>18646020
I know, I knew, and I still bought.

>> No.18646073

>>18646028
Send Jerome an email about that AMD position and you just might.

>> No.18646074

>>18645979
kek

>> No.18646075

>>18646040
>based on no facts or reason

Why do you retards think we are going to war. I have already explained to you in depth why that will never happen with Iran.

>> No.18646076

>>18646035
>Hehehe i believe nothing only my own statistics and because I make none, i have my own reality.

>> No.18646091
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18646091

Bowling!
I can't wait for the alleys to reopen!

>>18645966
>He got lucky
he did, but he also was a super nerd who spend a lot of time obsessing over programming back when computers were big ass machines that you had to reserve time on to try out the programs you wrote, because they weren't common outside of university labs.

>>18646075
>pearls before swine

>> No.18646093

>>18646073
JPOW TAKE MY ENERGY

AND

POOOOOOMP

>> No.18646094
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18646094

The fuck is "reopening" the economy going to do. People arent going to go outside anyways, economy was crashing already before the shutdowns. Were fucked either way

>> No.18646095

>>18646040
Yes, let's take their oh so valuable oil.

>> No.18646096

EOD dump

>> No.18646097
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18646097

What's the best way for me to earn $100 tomorrow with $2800 in capital to play with?

>> No.18646099

Anyone tried transfering from wst to qt? I put in all the info on qt to transfer part of my cash balance since I'm actually paying higher fees on US stocks at wst than I would at qt, but it says 'missing information' even though everything is filled out when I tried. Do I really have to send all the cash back to my bank AGAIN and then into qt, a delay of probably 2 weeks total? What will the bank think, it's the 3rd time this month.

>> No.18646100

>>18645964
Their total deaths compared to historical averages right now increased by the same amount in most other places. They will definitely front-load their deaths, but considering their hospitals aren't completely overloaded yet things might work out.

Also, somehow a shithole like India doesn't have people dying like crazy. Though that's mainly because most of their population is young, I'm seriously surprised it hasn't hit their old population hard.

>> No.18646101

>>18646040
Don’t see any other option.

>> No.18646107

house vote is coming soon, both sides only have a couple minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMmGXJHhghU

>> No.18646116

>>18646094
But who cares about consumer confidence?

>> No.18646117

Who is mister jerome

>> No.18646118

>>18646075
We have too much fucking oil and losing our ability to store it. What the fuck do you propose we do?

>> No.18646122

>>18646091
>he also was a super nerd who spend a lot of time obsessing over programming back when computers were big ass machines that you had to reserve time on to try out the programs you wrote, because they weren't common outside of university labs.
He had access to an actual computer as a child when practically nobody else did because he was a little rich boy and had connections. Without that he would be nothing. He got lucky and has absolutely no place giving economic or worse health advice to real doctors and policy makers

>> No.18646125

>>18646091
>he did, but he also was a super nerd who spend a lot of time obsessing over programming back when computers were big ass machines that you had to reserve time on to try out the programs you wrote, because they weren't common outside of university labs.
You're very funny but also completely wrong.

>> No.18646133

>>18646094
>Yanks
>Giving a fuck about a supercharged flu

you sure are fucked with those daily numbers tho, you're not wrong.

>> No.18646134
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18646134

What do you think lads? I feel pretty good about everything but I think Im gonna exit CCL as soon as I break even. I sold off some KOS because I was up 40% so I took my initial back out and put into RTX and KTOS, what see of the KOS remaining in my portfolio is pure profit. Most of them are long holds, but if my two oil transportation and storage companies moon after earnings in a few weeks we'll see, might just take my profits. Thanks

>> No.18646145

>>18646107
jk they just voice voted

>> No.18646146

>talk with some girl
>explain to her my interest for the stock market
>Thinks its retarded but still is willing to care, asks me who i invested in

>Total,Shell,Dassault,Thales,Vinci,Safran
>Suddenly REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U BLOOD MONEY MONKEY ENVIRONEMENT DESTROYER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>blocked

What a stupid bitch, did people ever judge you on the stock you hold ? ( not for their financial value but names ? )

She's was dumb bitch but i would have hit it.

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18646149

OH YES

>> No.18646153

>>18646107
Better pass. I'm still waiting on my small business grant. They already announced they were reducing it to 1000 and I still haven't gotten stimulated.

>> No.18646155

>>18646094
I wouldn't be so sure about that, the more data that comes out about the virus being far more widespread but far less deadly than initially anticipated only feeds into confidence

>> No.18646170

>>18646146
damn i almost finished reading your reddit spacing shitpost

>> No.18646171

>>18646146
don't tell women about your assets, all they will want to do is take them from you

>> No.18646173

>>18646116
The harrowing reality that nothing is going to return the normal once the economy reopens is just going to burst consumer confidence even more

>> No.18646182

>>18646070
>I know, I knew, and I still bought
Sell right now, right fucking now. If you want to play the oil futures game then get USL, USO is cancer.

>> No.18646185

ETF algos and JPOW will HOLD THE LINE

>> No.18646186

JCP TO THE MOON

>> No.18646187
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>>18646094
>People arent going to go outside anyways
silly!
I'm going to touch so many bowling balls and ALL the machines at Dave and Busters!

>> No.18646189

You guys remember how long it took for the banks to admit the housing market was fucked? Is this a similar phenomenon? Dead cat bounce and whatnot.

>> No.18646204

>>18646146
I hate people who invest in Chinese stocks, so yeah, I have no problem with people who have morals (even though oil isn’t a big deal, IMO)

>> No.18646207

>>18646153
Lmao they tried to voice vote it and it got postponed, now they're doing a roll call vote on some oversight committee bullshit instead. tax dollars hard at work

>> No.18646208

>>18646146
You should have enumerated all the petroleum products she uses, including the phone she wanted to use to block you.

>> No.18646209

>>18646155
They are literally all fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Pv77R3g1E

>> No.18646213
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18646213

I'm not fucking selling.

>> No.18646218

>>18646094
Most people over here (UK) don’t give two shits about the lockdown at this point. I’ve never seen more people jogging or just out and about in my life.
At this point people are sick of just staying indoors doing nothing, you can bet the first time shit opens people will flock to it.

>> No.18646219

>>18646173
It literally plunged down already. Negative consumer confidence next. Besides that...nobody can buy shit anyway If you take into account that the average joe has zero savings...load of debt...and cannot even pay his rent...

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>>18646075
lmao, war is a racket and always has been. Just figure it out already and quit being stupid.

But shit, I really wish I had more money to throw at defense atm. I ain't got much cash now, it already is in oil and defense, just not as much defense as I want. Maybe I can sell some other small positions.

>> No.18646222

>>18646189
Probably, they need time to unload or they'll be selling at half price or worse. Plus I'm pretty sure there are regulations which prevent large holders from just dumping because of the potential impact on the underlying company.

>> No.18646224

>>18646134
You're the 1 share anon? I remember the VYM, if you want a divvy stock check out BIPC, it's BIP but easier on the taxes. 6% yield and already making acquisitions with an 8bn qatari pipeline, and backed by BAM so the divvy is incredibly safe as they do infrastructure.

>> No.18646228
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18646228

The JCP wasnt a meme

>> No.18646227

>>18646209
The NY state antibody test revealed today was the first FDA approved test, moron.

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18646234

>>18646094
>Were fucked
haha, that's where you're wrong. have you ever heard the term "cheapies"?

>> No.18646237

>>18646146
Told a girl about it, she just said that the whole stocks market sounds like a weak capitalist idea
I was okay with that

>> No.18646242

JCP MOONING

>> No.18646246

>>18646146
>he exposes himself money whores by revealing your power level
apply yourself. And fuck women

>> No.18646248

>>18646228
>jcp
0/10 b8

>> No.18646250

No Powell Pump today?

>> No.18646257

GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP GO UP

>> No.18646258
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18646258

PUMP THE MARKET DUMBASS CONGRESS PASS THE SHIT ALREADY

>> No.18646264
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18646264

>>18646228
what the shit.

>> No.18646266

>>18646227
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ITS FUCKING OVER I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOURE RIGHT

>> No.18646270

>>18646242
kek holy shit, hostile takeover ongoing

>> No.18646273

Unironically the entire market is amazon now WTF

>> No.18646276

>>18646228
hostile takeover

>> No.18646283

>>18646224
Nah I'm not the one share anon, I remember him though. I'll check out BIPC. I only have VYM because I want a stable and secure ETF to be the backbone of my portfolio, I'm going to DCA into it until it's probably my biggest asset so my portfolio will be at least a little secured.

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>>18646258
it's been pumping you retard

>> No.18646292

>>18646182
I plan to sell once the result of the stimulus bill passing the house hopefully swings things up a bit to minimize losses.

>> No.18646299

>>18646257
>>18646258
we might be watching a preview of the longer term drop. take notes.

>> No.18646300

>>18646258
>>18646257
I fucking told you morons when to buy AND when to sell. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO ME?

>> No.18646303

CRASH ALREADY THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHT MY TVIX IS KILLING ME

>> No.18646308

>>18646186
My calls just exploded wtf happened?

>> No.18646310

What the fuck is going on with JCP?

>> No.18646315 [DELETED] 
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18646315

>match with girl on tinder
>start talking
>we send each other a few messages
>she ignores my message and unmatched me

This happens with literally every girl I match with THE FUCK. AM I THAT BORING?

>> No.18646316
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18646316

this market.

>> No.18646318

>>18646283
Look at BIP for price history, BIPC is a new ticker that is a corporation instead of an LP so no k-11 form, included in the 1099

>> No.18646319

>>18646300
ps it's time to buy again

>> No.18646321

>>18646303
Not happening till after summer

>> No.18646323

>>18646171
on the one hand this, on the other hand telling chicks you hold oil and defense stocks would be a pretty efficient way to scream out the screechers

>> No.18646336

Why is Berkshire Hathaway stock so expensive? Is it because the plebians could not pump and dump like retards?

>> No.18646340

>>18645996
I bought MRO today as well. 748 shares. So what if it takes a while before it hits the 52 w highs again? I got time..

>> No.18646342
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18646349
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18646349

Vix-chan doesn't believe this dump. Rally into close.

>> No.18646351

>>18646315
Tinder is a shit app

>> No.18646352

>>18646315
post convo

>> No.18646357

>>18646310
>what is going on with huge hedge
Insider trading. Its always insider trading

>> No.18646359

>>18646315
Those bitches just want to fuck chads

>> No.18646363
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>>18646319
buy what? where are my cheapies?

>>18646234
yeah where are they?
KO down 1%?
BILI down 8.5% but it still looks expensive

>> No.18646364

>>18646315
no.. girls suck at holding a conversation about anything besides other people.. talk about someone or let them talk about someone and you'll meet up real quick to hear more.. talk about something interesting thats developing in the world and they'll unmatch you... they like drama not progress

>> No.18646366
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18646366

You were told to buy. Hope you listened.

>> No.18646367

>>18646264
THE MEMES ARE REAL HOLY SHIT. BEZOS WASN'T LYING, AMAZON IS GONNA FUCKING BUY THEM.

>> No.18646370

>>18646349
VIX literally matches the dump
>>18646315
>>18646349
More tits please

>> No.18646371

>>18646315
try "so when can i come over and fuck the shit out of you?" - obviously the stuff you do istn working so try soemthing different

>> No.18646374

>>18646315
yes you are boring. start saying some outrageous shit and see what happens. every guy says (how was your weekend, what are you studying, etc)
simple as this
be fucking different.

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18646375

Any thoughts on Intel?

>> No.18646378

>>18646204
How is betting on the outcome of events that are far beyond your control immoral?

>> No.18646383

>>18646357
Should I sell my calls now or see if they get it to .50/share?

>> No.18646388

>>18646315
>30 matches in two days, approaching 100 likes
>don’t respond to any of them because I just use tinder to prove I am attractive since I’m still virgin

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>>18646352

>> No.18646395

>>18646375
so you hate money?

>> No.18646401

>>18646375
Lazy, inferior product, poor execution

>> No.18646402

I shouldn't say fuck women but it just feels so damn based and redpilled

>> No.18646404

>no treatment
>no storage for oil
>22 million unemployement
>no earning
>market still green
>expert warns from an economic crisis/bubble
>housing bubble about to pop
seriously guys what will it take to crash this market?
do china need to release an other virus?
it seem that the market only pricing in the bad news?

>> No.18646405

>>18646389
If you have the convo right there how do you know she unmatched you?

>> No.18646408

>>18646389
aaaaaand you blew it

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18646416

>>18645725
KOS is ascending to godhood!

I WILL NEVER SELL

>> No.18646425

>>18646389
You fucking suck at texting

>> No.18646426

>>18646389
you should have told her you know of an abandoned building and you would bring a bamboo pole.

>> No.18646428

>JCP
kek

>> No.18646429

>>18646389
Simp and boring. No one wants to go on a date with someone they know buttfuck nothing about

>> No.18646433
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I AM SERIOUS, GUYS. JCP WAREHOUSES WERE RECENTLY ACQUIRED BY AMAZON AND THE LOAN JCP GOT WON'T BE ENOUGH TO GET OUT OF BANKRUPTCY. IT IS FUCKING HAPPENING, GET IN RIGHT NOW.

>> No.18646435
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NO ONE IS SELLING RIGHT?
STIMULUS BILL IS ABOUT TO PASS.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER HOURS.

>> No.18646436

>>18646383
I don't work for JCP and there have been so many pump dump reversals this week I couldn't say.
Plus I'm not your financial advisor

>> No.18646439

>>18646363
I'm proving my ability to predict movement on SPY. When I say 'buy', I mean we hit bottom or near bottom on SPY 5m, and when I say 'sell' I mean we've hit top or near top.

>> No.18646440

>>18646375
Its fate is decided at earnings after close.

>> No.18646441

>>18646404
Be patient. This is the same feeling I had when China shutdown and stocks went up. We will be rewarded again.

>> No.18646442
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WEWWWWW

REALLY glad I dumped my smallcaps shorts

>> No.18646444

>>18646404
Complete economic collapse is priced in. Dow 50k by end of May

>> No.18646453

>>18646389
Honestly this seems ok to me, she's probably just a whore

>> No.18646455
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>>18646404
>priiiiiiiiiicccceeeeedddd iiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>> No.18646456

Someone redpill me on a high dividend stock to buy for a drip account. I am thinking ARCC, XOM, KO, HSY, or NEE.

>> No.18646457
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>>18646426
fucking this

>> No.18646459

>>18646389
Boring.

>> No.18646463

>>18646439
You must be a bajillionaire with your duper Powers

>> No.18646464

just buy random shit and cross your fingers

>> No.18646465

Quick. I'm practicing trading with TOS simulated trading.
What do I trade?

>> No.18646468

>>18646433
silence.

>> No.18646471

Beyond Meat has to go down but the premiums on puts are insane.

>> No.18646474

>>18646456
TOT and RDSB are good long term holds.

>> No.18646483

>>18646453
It's pretty obvious what's wrong. He comes off as yet another weak beta male. It's obvious from choice of word and the straw that breaks the camel's back is the absolutely cringe date suggestion of not only walking around, but 'finding a place to walk around'.

>> No.18646484

>>18646464
The most honest and based advice on this board

>> No.18646485
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>>18646426
Definitely this.

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>>18646471
I was just about to ask who the fuck is buying this shit

>> No.18646491
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18646491

>>18646416
KOS has a project with BP slated to start production in 2023. No idea why anyone would think they are going to bankrupt before then. CEO bought 300000 shares at $1.16 before the march low. I scooped up 1k shares for 0.93 3 weeks ago.

>> No.18646494

>>18646389
That isn't a plan, it's a suggestion. A plan would have been
> I'm going to pick you up at x time on y day, then I'm going to take you to this nice little Italian place to grab to go, and I know this park that will be nice to enjoy the sunset and eat
Women like being told what to do, she basically explicitly asked you to do so here and instead of it you made a suggestion. It's not a bad learning experience, when women ask about plans they don't want vague suggestions, they want to be told, nicely, that this is what's happening.

>> No.18646498

>>18646444
Trips confirm

>> No.18646501
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18646501

HTGC & ARCC are fucking me in the ass.
What to do bros?

>> No.18646505

fucking jerome never pumps when i want him to and fucks me with green dildos when i don't want it

>> No.18646506

>>18646464
/biz/

>> No.18646511

>>18646483
What would you have said then. Genuinely curious, I dont know how tinder works

>> No.18646513

>>18646464
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.18646515

>>18646490
Soi simps.
They love meme stocks.

>> No.18646516

>>18646463
Can't daytrade because not murrican't (I have the money for murrican't daytrading though).
At some times during the day it's super-obvious what's happening, especially during these last few weeks. In normal times it's actually much harder.
Also I literally pay more in fees than I get out of a 10% up trade, so I make pennies when I should be making several hundreds.

>> No.18646524

>>18646389
you should have said you were going to fuck her brains out.

and that woulda been a sealed deal.

>> No.18646535
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>>18646468
But we have to warn them! People have to know! There is so much money they are going to miss out on! It isn't much for a simple 1k shares, they need to do it!

>> No.18646539

>>18646464
based

>> No.18646551

>>18646389
>take me somewhere to buy me things or free food
You dodged a bullet if you ask me

>> No.18646552
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OH GOD I DID IT AGAIN
I SPREAD THE PUTS AGAINNNNNN

>> No.18646553
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>VIX says no
>Russel says no
C'mon Squeeze!

>> No.18646555
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18646555

>>18646505

>> No.18646557

>>18646515
If people don't want to eat meat, just eat fucking black beans. They actually taste pretty damn good and aren't more expensive than meat for no reason. I guess beyond meat being expensive is part of the appeal

>> No.18646558

>>18646292
that's why sometimes market goes down on good news :) you better sell it faster than everybody else.

>> No.18646559

>>18646494
Unironically good advice on /smg/? Today is weird

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18646560

I guess no one cares about your bailout eh, down we go.

>> No.18646563
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>>18646464
We have a banner, boys

>> No.18646566

>>18646433
Get in long, or get in short?

>> No.18646572
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18646572

>>18646456
Buy ENBL. They are undervalued as fuck right now. Even with the temporary div cut they are still yielding 5% each dividend issue. Super healthy balance sheet and earnings history on these guys. ENBL is primed to see massive upside as the price of liquid natural gas continues to increase from its low. China is out buying massive amounts. The storage and pipeline capability of ENBL is rock solid.

>> No.18646577

>>18645776
Oof, I did the exact same thing

>> No.18646584
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>>18646363
>where are they?
patience. the algos might take us to at least S&P 2500 in two weeks tops.

>>18646439
Is the 5m a fractal? It's uncanny how 12:30 to now looks like a few anon's predictions.

>> No.18646589

>>18646563
>>18646464
this made my day bros

>> No.18646597
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if I had any money at all I would invest into S&P500 right now

>> No.18646598

>>18646464
sssh, don't share this with others you dummy 1

>> No.18646599

>>18646563
It even has digits. Get to it Hiroshima.

>> No.18646600
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>>18646566
Long. If they are bought out we get benefits as Amazon has to pay us as shareholders of the company. And it will be a good bit higher than what it is owned at.

>> No.18646602

What's the best 5G play?

Doing MRVL currently, looking to add

>> No.18646617

>>18646577
yeah the hype and exciteent of the IPO was short lived because then all the news stories started coming out about "how is facebook going to make money maybe they shouldnt have gone public"

>> No.18646618

red close plox

>> No.18646620

>>18645726
>>18645726
>This is the power of the retail investor
>Meanwhile, 80% of the market is determined by algos who make their decisions based on tweets which in turn are products of human stupidity so idiosyncratic in nature that no machine could ever truly comprehend them

As a result, 95% of the market is utter stupidity, 4% is insider trades by corrupt politicians and untouchable elites and only 1% or so is done by actual real persons who have a vague understanding of what they're actually doing.
This is the ultimate clown-pill.

>> No.18646626

>>18645276
>>18645276
>>18645276
>>18645276
>>18645276

Migrate

>> No.18646628

>>18646456
BIPC/BIP

>> No.18646631
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>>18646618
We got this.

>> No.18646636

>>18646600
In for 200 shares, hope you're right anon

>> No.18646639

GET ON THE OIL TRAIN YOU FUCKERS. WE ARE ABOUT TO DEPARTURE TO THE FUCKING MOON

>> No.18646651

>>18646602
TSLA

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>>18646367
Neiman Marcus next on chopping block.

>> No.18646655

>>18646511
As the other poster suggested, I would have bailed out of this conversation and move on to talking about her. I would have done that right after her first response.
Failing to do that, you should have come up with a straight plan. Not "maybe we'll find somewhere to walk", at the very least "let's take a walk at the beach" or something straightforward. Then if she doesn't like it it means she's not that kind of person (hence why you should have bailed in the first place), which is OK for everyone involved (presumably you don't want to date someone who's not compatible with you, and presumably you enjoy walks on the beach).
Failing that (again) you could have gone with something more chad-like, having pointed out the quarantine closed everything, telling her you are going to take her to your house (which is completely different from begging her to come be your mommy at your house because you need an adult, mind). That said, there's no way you could have pulled it off given what abilities you've showcased here, but at least it's food for thought.

>> No.18646661

>>18646371
Anons underestimate the power of this kind of talk. Women will go for it a lot more often than you think because it's Chad-like. Works even if you aren't a chad

>> No.18646671

>>18646618
>betting against America
Shame on you

>> No.18646691

>>18646584
EWT believes the whole thing is fractal.

>> No.18646701

>>18645357
the fuck is wroong with you?! apes flew man ahahahah

>> No.18646705

>>18646524
This

>> No.18646716

>>18646602
MU if you can scoop some for ~$30 or sub $40. Every 5g enabled phone in America will need American made memory chips so that only the US can spy on Americans using 5g. I bet the 5g apple iphone will use Micron memory chips. But AAPL has been poaching Micron interns and young employees for DRAM engineering. My thoughts are that AAPL is looking to manufacture its own DRAM and cut MU's profits out of the picture when it comes to iphone sales. AAPL already engages with Federal contracts and could easily take over MU's DRAM business as AAPL starts to make their own.

TL;DR buy AAPL

>> No.18646738

Bout time for the EOD volume.

>> No.18646741

>>18646597
Is she eating ass?

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>>18646691
it's just uncanny. I use moving averages, but I'm paying attention to some EW anons since they seem to be pretty close. Never used EWT for myself.

>> No.18646824

>>18646741
No this is a drawn characters. "she" doesnt do anything cuz "she" doesnt exist. Its a depiction of a girl beeing sleepy.
Dont try to fool me with your shit here...

>> No.18646825

>>18646810
>>18646691
EWT?

>> No.18646829

wheres the pump? not happening?

>> No.18646852

>>18646825
Eliott Wave Theory

>> No.18646856

>>18646825
elliott wave theory. it's a bunch of tea leaves imo, but some recent predictions are pretty close.

>> No.18646868

>>18646810
It's gotten rejected from 2800 so many times in the last hour it's nuts.

>> No.18646881

>>18646852
>>18646856
kek forgot about that

>> No.18646896

>>18646868
that 1hr 200SMA is a real fight. that stupid cunt should get rejected.

>> No.18646906

>>18646829
Pumping down

>> No.18646969

any good youtube channels that explain basic trading concepts for brainlets?

like what does "buy to sell" mean on stock options/calls

what do random terms like "strikes" mean?
etc

>> No.18646970

>>18646491
didn't know you could screen for SEC insider trade filings. last few days have been like 80% sell for most of the NYSE companies

>> No.18647140

>>18646969
investopedia

>> No.18647549

>>18646491


>>18646491
True. I bought a good chunk of shares today. Only left to do is kick back and wait.