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>> No.18625245

day in the life of a KO chad

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1587583451415.webm

>> No.18625249

Careful with that lighter near ALL THIS OIL

>> No.18625252

>>18625219
BUY SLCA

>> No.18625259
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18625259

>not dressing like this
not gonna make it

>> No.18625265

>>18625249
Yeah. Don't damage the lighter.

>> No.18625271
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>>18625245
Based

>> No.18625275
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18625275

WHERE IS THE ANIME

>> No.18625280

>>18625219
>>18625219
>>18625219

NEW THREAD

>>18625219
>>18625219

>> No.18625286

>>18625280
okay, now this is epic

>> No.18625290

>$2 above vwap
Gonna dump

>> No.18625292

>>18625245
So wait if I drink coca-cola i can get a motorcyle and spray 2-liters on the tits of all different kinds of white women? Why the fuck did I think puts would be a good idea?

>> No.18625294
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18625294

fuck biocept. incompetent yahoos

>> No.18625302

>>18625280
oops was trying to consolidate the others accidentally posted here lel

>> No.18625305

Imagine being a bear hahahaha. This is the STOCK MARKET, and the poor people being poor is priced in.

>> No.18625306
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>> No.18625307

>>18625259
this dude probably eats cum
no fucking thanks bro

>> No.18625308
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>>18625259
square tie is cringe.
would be better unbuttoning maybe the top two buttons and having some loose flight goggles around the neck, would double as PPE if you encounter a chink in the wild

>> No.18625317
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>>18625308
how about this outfit?

>> No.18625318
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>>18625065
>>18625160
I'm in these individual stocks but have JNUG in my Roth. You can find the holding for GDX and GDXJ online. I sort of randomly bought among the higher weightings. Now that we all get commission free trades this is pretty damn awesome to be able to do on the cheap.

>> No.18625321
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>>18625275
I have some. but itll cost you

>> No.18625326
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18625326

>Greatest unemployment in history
>Greatest world wide debt crisis in history
>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Stocks dip a bit, recover 70%
>Stocks nearing all time highs again
>At the same level a year ago which was during a golden bull run
EVERYTHING IS FINE CITIZEN.

>> No.18625329

>>18625292
gooks are the only girls that let your beta ass near them. Also the reason why you bought puts on a great american company like KO

>> No.18625332

>>18625307
You don't eat your own cum? It's like reinvesting dividends in your own health.

>> No.18625334

>>18625307
who doesnt?

>> No.18625337
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>>18625306
>tfw you gamble away your son's college fund

>> No.18625338

DPZ DUMPING

>> No.18625341

>>18625249
You ready for the EoD oil pump?

>> No.18625345

>>18625317
only works if you are a chad

>> No.18625346
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18625346

Will Ford ever go back up over $5 again?
I'm getting worried.

>> No.18625353
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>>18625326
sometimes that's just how it is on this bitch of an earth

>> No.18625355

Quick, unemployment numbers coming out tomorrow. Do I dump everything?

>> No.18625358

i don't feel good

>> No.18625359
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18625359

>>18625275
In the trash where it belongs.


Also, buy UAL before we close this is your last warning.

>> No.18625380

>>18625359
wsb, nigger, /pol/, newfag uh what else do I call you

>> No.18625383
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>>18625326
Ok but what if everything is actually fine?

>> No.18625392

>>18625317
it's nice but i wouldn't wear it in public. maybe if i was shooting on my property in the fall.
i'm just not crazy about turtlenecks.

>> No.18625398
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>>18625380
Not a fucking weaboo cancerous shitbag like yourself?

>> No.18625401

>>18625359
UAL should be at 0

Also
>no dividends
I'll pass, thanks.

>> No.18625407

>>18625383
Everything's always been fine, unless you're one of the people that are in a situation that is not fine.

>> No.18625412
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>>18625219
>Bobo is coming
WELL CAN HE HURRY HIS SWEET LITTLE FUZZY BEAR ASS UP PLEASE

>> No.18625415

>>18625398
Go back to /r/WSB you FUCKING NIGGER NEWFAG FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18625418

WHY ISNT SHIT CRASHING LIKE ITS SUPPOSED TO

>> No.18625421

>>18625196
She is literally 49 anon. I just looked it up

>> No.18625427
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18625427

we are in a channel dudes. longing until 9200 or until we break out of it

>> No.18625432

>>18625326
That's why I'm only buying stocks that are down 50% or more in companies that stand a chance of surviving

>> No.18625438

>>18625427
anyone can draw magic meaningless lines anywhere after the fact.

>> No.18625442
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>>18625383
>let them eat cake

>> No.18625448

>>18625337
based

>> No.18625449
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>>18625401
>wanting a company to pay autistic spergs living in their mothers basements instead of reinvesting the money in their model.

NGMI desu.

>> No.18625461

>>18625359
>>18625401
>always do the opposite of what /biz/ says
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHAT DO I DO NOW

>> No.18625463
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>>18625398
kill urself r*ddit

>> No.18625464
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18625464

BA layoffs

Glad that bailout helped

>> No.18625466

>>18625407
Those people should choose to find it fine.

>> No.18625467

>>18625418
Because your market is controlled by bots, doing bot things.

>> No.18625471
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>>18625275
I want to reproduce with Deedlit

>> No.18625474

FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE
FRIENDLY REMINDER
>Q2 EARNINGS WILL BE WORSE

>> No.18625475

>>18625427
MACD explicitly PROVES and CONFIRMS we’re dumping.

>> No.18625476
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>>18625412
you wouldn't lecture Mozart on how to compose would you? Or lecture Bernini on how to sculpt. So maybe shut your god damn mouth and let the maestro crush this market.

>> No.18625479

>>18625415
when are you gonna transition bro?

>> No.18625489

>>18625464
bullish

>> No.18625495
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18625495

>>18625463
>>18625415

Did I hurt your feelings? Don't cry too loudly you cum hoarding basement dwelling unshowered vagabonds.

>> No.18625499

I STOCKED UP ON SPXS AND SDOW YESTERDAY WHAT IN THE FUCK AM I WAKING UP TO A +2.5% RIGHT NOW WHAT THE PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING FUCKING FUCK IS THIS ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

>> No.18625503

>>18625464
More capital to tide them over. +2% on BA share prices before EOD. Very bullish.

>> No.18625504

Just bought American Eagle. How retarded am I?

>> No.18625512

>>18625464
Nice. That'll save some money. Probably just women of color in the HR office that offer no real value

>> No.18625517
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>>18625438
I told you the fettuccine lines say go long this morning.

>> No.18625519
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>>18625499
>betting against the US govt on their own playground

>> No.18625522
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>>18625495
excuse me sir but i'll have you know i live in a third story apartment, not a basement.
the rest is accurate.

>> No.18625533

How many new claims tomorrow? 10 million? 15 million?

>> No.18625535

>>18625326
Stocks aren't real. Its an upward biased RNG. Just remove money when the RNG is high.

>> No.18625540

I BOUGHT THE ONLY STOCK THAT IS RED TODAY

>> No.18625541
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>>18625438
>>18625517
but you didnt listen to the based pasta lines

>> No.18625543
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>>18625418
because everytime it goes down a couple of percentiles everyone thinks they're SUPERSTONKMASTER by buying any old shit

>> No.18625551
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18625551

Guys, it's gonna go down. Trust me.

>> No.18625553
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18625553

How much lower is this market going to go

>> No.18625556
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>>18625474
Priced in.

>> No.18625561
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>>18625476
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18625564

>>18625553
you missed the bottom, sorry

>> No.18625567
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>>18625245
>hang on, the guys at based department need to see this

>> No.18625568

BOBOS WIPED THE FVCK OVT! BVLLISH FVCKING SVRGE! WOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18625570

>>18625540
Did you buy today? If so you did what you were supposed to.

>> No.18625571

>>18625519
EVERYONE WAS IN AGREEMENT A BIG CRASH WAS COMING BECAUSE OF OIL WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW OIL IS FUCKING UP? WTF IS THIS SHIT I HAD PUTS ON USO BECAUSE IT WAS GUARANTEED TO BE LIQUIDATED AND NOW THIS GARBAGE IS UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW IVE LOST LIKE A THOUSAND DOLLARS OVERNIGHT WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.18625577

>>18625464
Bullish, 200 soon!

>> No.18625579

>>18625495
go back to wallstreet bets you fucking newfag

>> No.18625582
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18625582

Fuck I wish they would just bring GME down a little more so I can load up more

>> No.18625588
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18625588

>>18625551

>> No.18625592

>>18625543
this is seroisuly starting to piss me off i keep seeing robinhood commercials on tv i know its reddlit that is fucking tis shit up for everyone stockbuying should never have gone mainstream

>> No.18625594
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>>18625504
Fuck man. What did they do today

>> No.18625597

>>18625582
Fuck off tripfaggot nigger

>> No.18625600
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18625600

HI HO
HI HO
WE BUY EM HIGH
AND SELL EM LOW
HI HO
HI HO

>> No.18625601
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>>18625275
i want to invest money into animu

>> No.18625605
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>>18625245
When will Coke start selling Coke juice boxes? That would be rad.

>> No.18625608

Never. Bvck. The. Bvll.

>> No.18625612

>>18625582
Oh shit its LCInigger, did you get out on parole again wtf how? They aren't giving felons PR bonds anymore are they? I am calling the judge

>> No.18625613

Go all in on Barrick Gold

>> No.18625620
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>>18625245
hell ya brother

>> No.18625621

>>18625474
but what if they cash it in

>> No.18625623

>>18625594
didn't want to make predictions for future earnings, and postponed current earnings report i think
I just bought it cause it was low, jumped in around 6.90
hehe 69

>> No.18625626
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>>18625512
This.

>> No.18625631
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18625631

Oh yeah we’re gonna dump.

>> No.18625630
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18625630

>market rallying on zero volume
>TVIX going up slightly and not falling.

What are they planning?

>> No.18625634

>>18625594
Got a bit too trendy and had to dial it back some

>> No.18625635

How are you shorting this momentum?

You’re asking to get fucking obliterated you stupid bears.

>> No.18625636

>>18625541
>babby's first TA
Give it a while and you'll see just how badly trusting these meme lines alone will fuck you up. Price action always, comes first and I'm seeing a hard ceiling today.

>> No.18625642

Its getting about time for NET to moon.

Sent from my iPhone at 2:42 pm.

>> No.18625646

>>18625571
I warned you retards that the middle east and Russia would be hurt by it more than the USA

>> No.18625651
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>oh did I trigger you into replying with my several hundred posts today?
>oh my I sure am amused by your obsession!

Kekkkkekekekeke what a faggot

>> No.18625653

>>18625626
it's too bad she slices her arms up for fun
she'd be beautiful otherwise

>> No.18625658

>>18625635
What momentum? There's no fucking volume and we have barely budged in two weeks.

>> No.18625661

>We're probably going to have a green day tomorrow
Man these calls are really printing

>> No.18625665
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18625665

I'm thinking about shorting uso on the 29th after fools rush in. Thots?

>> No.18625670

>>18625636
I know today was low volume. doesnt mean it is bad to make money off algos pumping

>> No.18625677

>>18625635
What momentum? There is none. Most days are sideways movement with everything going up or down in pre-market or after-hours trading on shit volume.

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>>18625543
I was going to call bullshit, but you might be right with volume as low as it is.

>> No.18625681
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ALL commodities up, oil 14%, natty gas 5%, even metals up. yield up and dollar looking solid. market
trading very low volume now, and so on, so bulls caution adviced

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>>18625651
need more office ladies in this thread.

>> No.18625687
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18625687

Catch LB before the jews pump it up during after hours.

>> No.18625688

>>18625665
love thots, look at the airbags on the right damn

>> No.18625693

>>18625631
VIX is not saying this.

>> No.18625703
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>>18625631
hmm yes I agree

>> No.18625705

fuck guys do i hold my SPXS and SQQQ and SDOW for another night and wait for logic to take over or do i cut losses?

>> No.18625718

>>18625703
the sophistication

>> No.18625720

>>18625670
I agree completely, but I'm just saying SPY is giving opposite signals to everything I'm keeping my eye on today, pretty sure this is a bullshit rally that will evaporate after hours. I wouldn't trust going long on this weak shit.

>> No.18625723

>>18625687
>LB

WHy is it so far down?

>> No.18625724

>>18625651
>when he replies to a post I made in the last thread 20 mins later
I'm actually mind breaking you. Now this is epic

>> No.18625727

>>18625687
lmao, victorias secret and bath and body works are fucked. This is a boondoggle anon

>> No.18625734

>>18625703
I only have EMAs, MACD and RSI. That’s normie metrics, not voodoo.

>> No.18625735

>>18625705
i dropped mine a few hours ago. fuck this market

>> No.18625742

>>18625734
>not reading chicken bones for stock predictions
you're behind the curve

>> No.18625745

>>18625499
I used to be like you. I closed out my shorts yesterday . In this market you cannot think rationally and with fundamentals. In this market, shorts should ALWAYS be closed at the end of the day .

>> No.18625748

>>18625735
time for me to buy more

>> No.18625750
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18625750

>>18625427
We're out of the channel nigga

>> No.18625751

>SPY volume is 100 million less than average

what did they mean by this

>> No.18625755

>>18625742
>chicken bones
that shit is just magic lines
nigga if you aint lookin at sheeps liver you're useless

>> No.18625759

Did Jerome get more ink or why the hell are we +3% green?

>> No.18625762

>>18625745
15 million new jobless claims, real unemployment is like 35%

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>>18625688
As do we all.
Please, have another, complementary and free of charge.

>> No.18625764

>>18625723
The company that agreed to buy Victoria's Secret broke their deal because of the Wuhan coof.

>> No.18625766

>>18625751
look at TVIX. Going up with a market rally haha

>> No.18625767

Soxl Mooning fucking love that shit

>> No.18625773

Moon mission in the works for any of you who want gold exposure

>>18625589

>> No.18625774

>>18625751
It means they are collecting premiums.

>> No.18625777

>>18625705
>he's still inverse 3x on QQQ
You're fucking retarded lmao

>> No.18625778

>>18625748
you're probably right i just couldn't do it anymore

>> No.18625784
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>>18625623
Should bounce back a little after the panic sell is over. I hope

>> No.18625788

>>18625751
another 100 million volume is coming in 1 min, don't worry

>> No.18625790

>>18625765
>smokers

No thanks

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>>18625723
looks like for pic related

>> No.18625794
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18625794

YUM

>> No.18625801
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>>18625751

>> No.18625802
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18625802

2800 confirmed rock roof

>> No.18625807

WHAT THE FUCK IM LIVID RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE REASOIN USO WENT UP ARE YOU FUCKING KIDIDNG ME THIS IS TOTAL MANIPULATION

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/short-selling-biggest-oil-etf-161631907.html
>(Bloomberg) -- Traders looking to bet against the beleaguered United States Oil Fund LP are going to have a harder time of it today.

The $3 billion exchange-traded fund’s staggering 25% plunge Tuesday triggered the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission’s “alternative uptick rule,” which restricts short selling on a stock that has dropped more than 10% from the previous day’s close. After that point, short sale orders can only happen when the stock is ticking higher, on the so-called “offer” side of the spread, in trader parlance.

>> No.18625809

>>18625751
poorfags missing out

>> No.18625810
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18625810

>>18625685
Oh indeed. Office ladies and school girls... the eternal battle wages on.

>> No.18625811
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18625811

>>18625755
>so you see, babe, I use the crayon set you bought me to draw apus on my monitor and always pick successful trades from the patterns they make

>> No.18625818

>>18625765
tits are truly a blessing in this world

>> No.18625821
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18625821

PRO TIP! Screen cap this. Buy Spxs (limit buy) at $10.70 .. this will be peak "Back to Normal" before the plunge into the abyss ..
Sqqq @ $8.45 ..

>> No.18625822

>3:50pm on the fucking microsecond
>market pumps
lol

>> No.18625825

>tfw I would have been a millionaire if I had bought infinite oil yesterday
I missed it bros...

>> No.18625828
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18625828

>>18625750
>Channel virgins vs Wave Chads

>> No.18625831

>>18625427
>>18625750
Whos meme lines are real? I like the second

>> No.18625833

>>18625745
this shit is beyond aggravating we are doing everything right and yet are punished for it

>> No.18625834

>>18625705
>muh logic
Kill yourself

>> No.18625835

Told you guys 2 days ago about SNAP calls, nobody listened, nows the time for SNAP puts, will you listen this time?

>> No.18625837

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.18625845
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18625845

WHAT WAS THAT

>> No.18625853

>>18625825
You'd literally have to claim one billion barrels of oil and find somewhere to store them, otherwise you'd get sued into the ground.

>> No.18625854
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18625854

>LVS reporting earnings after hours
>Moons for no reason
Lmao

>> No.18625863
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18625863

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
WTF WA S THAT

>> No.18625862

OH


BOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHERE

ARE

YOU

>> No.18625865

>>18625705
Dont hold .. 3 leverage has decay. If you must buy an inverse etf hold SH it has MUCH less decay. Plunge wont happen yet. Set limit buy to 52 week low. Its the back to normal phase before death

>> No.18625868

Bvll. Fvcking. Svrge.

>> No.18625871

>>18625845
They call that one the Fed Nigger Deluxe.

>> No.18625872
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18625872

>>18625541
>>18625427
>POS:0
Hmmmmmm, why aren't you levered to the hilt fellow bull?

>> No.18625880

>>18625835
I would have bought them but I forgot about earnings

>> No.18625884
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18625884

>that weak ass pump
lmao what was that, like 30 cents? Pathetic.

>> No.18625886

>>18625853
I'll just keep them in the backyard and make a pyramid of barrels.

>> No.18625891
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18625891

Mr. Bull. I don't feel so good

>> No.18625894

>>18625835
How far do you think it'll plummet

>> No.18625902
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18625902

>>18625790
It's not like you're going to marry them. Thots are for using. Just pony up for a drink and smile and as long as you're not insecure or deformed then you're getting laid.
>>18625834
based, where we're going there is no logic.

>> No.18625903

>>18625854
Because I can’t be worse than the actual zombie apocalypse happening. Everything is unironically priced in.

>> No.18625906
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18625906

>>18625750
>>18625720
Similar volume and crosses

>> No.18625915

>>18625337
This is what's not being priced in

>> No.18625917

OHHH NONONOOOOO

BULLBROS DID WE GET TOO COCKY?

>> No.18625929

>He didn't buy TVIX

>> No.18625930

I warned you dumb dumbs.

>> No.18625931
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18625931

Fuck This Daily Crab Shit

>> No.18625932

>>18625902
>as long as you're not insecure or deformed
Shit.

>> No.18625933
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18625933

>>18625219
why has it not gone down yet i want my inverse etfs to make gains

>> No.18625935

If ya'll want free money pick up some cheapie Boeing calls right now

>> No.18625939
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18625939

>>18625903
>LVS rockets 2% for no reason before deadly earnings
Glad I sold my puts for 70% profit before this clown market kicked in.

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>>18625872
I closed out for the day

>> No.18625947

>>18625432
I just bought DIS so I feel you

>> No.18625949

>>18625933
>posting IRL animal abuse
do you also dissect cats?

>> No.18625954

oil was good to me today but i'm not going to buy on such a pump, i'll pick up some more RDS.B, ET and USAC tomorrow

>> No.18625955
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18625955

I know that tech has seemed indestructible, but from over here Intel ($INTC) looks like a short opportunity. Up 7% today only two days before earnings on Friday that are sure to be disappointing?

Tell me why I'm wrong.

>> No.18625956

>>18625894
$8 by end of May.

>> No.18625958

Tomorrow is guaranteed green. Huge job losses and green go together.

>> No.18625959

>>18625646
only because we can print infinite money with which to bail out oil

>> No.18625960

Biggest 5min red dildos of the day. RIP bulls.

>> No.18625961

FUCK

JEROME DONT FUMBLE THE BALL

>> No.18625965

>>18625949
How else are you supposed to move dead bulls? With a bull hearse? Do you think they go to bull morgues?

>> No.18625969

>>18625865
when will the plunge happen? after the month ends and new rents are due?

>> No.18625970

HOLD THE LINE AT 2800 BVLLBROS. STILL GREAT DAY - MORE TOMORROW! BVLLLLLL SVRRRRRGE!

>> No.18625979
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18625979

Pump rejected

Eat shit bulls

>> No.18625980

>>18625955
It won't be disappointing. TSM had excellent earning.

>> No.18625983

>>18625969
>NOW, STALKER

>> No.18625986
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18625986

Doomp eet

>> No.18625988

>>18625970
2800 line, crushed, demolished and raped.

>> No.18625990

>>18625959
Yep

>> No.18625991

>>18625965
it's pretty autistic to post animals being killed or being abnormally brutalized, even while dead.

Reminds me of those chinks that skinned a dog alive and left it on a tree

>> No.18625992
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18625992

MUMU ARE YOU OK???

>> No.18625996

Nice big red dildo at the close. Watch your back, mumu.

>> No.18625999

>>18625979
>up 2%
>rejected

Um..

>> No.18626000

what the fuck was that fucking close

>> No.18626007

>>18625986
9% BATTERY - HURRY UP OR YOU LOSE YOUR FUNDS

>> No.18626008

Lol fuck bulls

>> No.18626009

>>18625932
sorry bro. Thots thrive on junkfood, confidence of chads, alcohol, drugs, and semen.
The only trouble is you have to have a combination of those factors or you're not going to have the leverage to apply tension to get the lock open.
>>18625955
safe bet but imho not an entirely sure thing. Tech is not compatible with reality so you can never be sure.

>> No.18626011

glad i went with the bears today

>> No.18626012

Pathetic, no 2800 line bvt still a +2% rally. Eat shit, bears. Gonna breed some fat bear pvssy now, hope you're ready for BVLL LINEAGE. GREEN TOMORROW!

>> No.18626014

3 days in a row of 3M volume dumps.

>> No.18626016

>>18626000
Smart money leaving the retard rally.

>> No.18626017
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18626017

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY MUMU

>> No.18626026

>>18625992
>+1.96%
your meds bobo, take them

>> No.18626028

Are we dumping tomorrow boys? We better be.

>> No.18626032

>>18625831
Learn TA and it become obvious

>> No.18626033
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18626033

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.03%, slow day. Some holds didn't do so good, not red tho. Low, boring volume, got stopped out of smol short I just did because I was bored. VIX still above 40, not really sure where we're going from here, I guess confidence in tech might be good??

>> No.18626035

Anybody else pick up some cheapie BA calls? i fucking hate the company and everything they stand for but the stock will be back to 150 within days

>> No.18626037
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18626037

>not shorting SNAP today

>> No.18626042

>>18626028
got $10K in cash waiting to buy so I hope we get a minidump

>> No.18626044

>>18626012
>GREEN TOMORROW

lol, no.

>> No.18626048

ITS STILL DUMPING

CANT YOU UNDERSTAND INSTITUTIONS ARE MAKING RETAIL RETARDS HOLD THEIR BAGS

>> No.18626049

I don't get it why did it go down at the end I just lost like $5000

>> No.18626050

>>18626026
You're on too much copium, son.

>> No.18626052

>>18626032
Please help. Are we going up? Thanks.

>> No.18626054
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18626054

>>18626033
+4.8%
I continue laughing all the way to the bank with oil and natty gas stocks

>> No.18626060

>>18626049
smart money taking profits while you hold the bag.

>> No.18626061

>>18626044
Every Thursday has been green yov delvsional bearcvck. Pop that pvssy wide, I'm going in. #BVLLBREEDSTRONG

>> No.18626065
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18626065

>>18626028
I know I've been memeing it up, but the curving of the 50 and 100 MA are a good long-term indicator.

If they don't hyper-pump it above the black line, it'll signal a very strong down trend. A very strong one.

>> No.18626072

>>18626033
>Update
+$1,425.77 (1.67%)
Day Change
thanks soxl

>> No.18626074

circuit breaker tomorrow guaranteed

>> No.18626077

>>18626007
Phone battery VIX is 90, it jumped from 9% to 1% immediately at market close and shut off

>> No.18626080

>>18626033
Now that everyone is hoping for big vicious moves after the big V, looks like the market wants to be boring.

>> No.18626085

>>18626065
There are only brown, green and red lines there.

>> No.18626087
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18626087

I think I need to just come to terms with the fact that I am not clever enough to make it in the stock market with the limited resources I have. I think it's time to just bring out my inner nigger and start selling DMT and stealing shit to sell. It's the only way a degenerate like me is ever gonna make it.

>> No.18626093
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18626093

>>18626033
Ended up 9% after being up 19% but still bullish on ES to EOW. I am proud of my memelines. Drew these at 1pm and they held up decently.

>> No.18626095
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18626095

>>18626033
Not great today, friend. Not great. I made a really dumb play buying puts on TMO yesterday thinking earnings would be disappointing and I got burned.

>> No.18626099

>>18625991
>picture of a dead animal
NOOOO THATS ABUSE NOOOO SICK HUMAN BEING
Animals literally die every fucking millisecond dude. Torturing an animal is one thing but a pic of a dead bull or bear killed is not graphic or extreme.

>> No.18626103
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18626103

>>18626033
only up 1.3%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-17BQIAjk0

>> No.18626107

>>18626037
I threw 1k at puts that I can afford to lose, then it pumped to 17.20. Looks like SNAP is one of the tech leaders now it won't ever go down again.

>> No.18626110
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18626110

im so fucking tired bros

i dont even feel anything anymore

>> No.18626113

What is Frac Sand?
Frac sand is a high-purity quartz sand with very round grains. It is very durable and provides a crush-resistant material used in the oil and gas industry for hydraulic fracturing (also called “fracking). Rock units composed of quartz grains that have gone through multiple cycles of weathering and erosion are potential sources of frac sand material. This evolution has removed most mineral grains other than quartz resulting in grains with very round shapes.

The demand for frac sand has risen dramatically in recent years as an increasing number of oil and natural gas wells use the hydraulic fracturing process. A single well using hydraulic fracturing can use a few thousand tons of frac sand. The surge of specialized drilling has created a billion dollar frac sand industry in just a few years.

How Frac Sand is Used
Some subsurface rock contains large amounts of oil, natural gas, or natural gas liquids that cannot flow freely to a well because the rock is impermeable to the degree that the fluids cannot flow through them. The fracking process presents a solution by creating fractures in the rock.

This is accomplished by drilling a well into the rock and sealing the portion of the well in the petroleum-bearing zone. Water treated with chemicals and thickeners to create a viscous gel is then pumped into that portion of the well using a high pressure process. The gel facilitates the water’s ability to carry grains of frac sand in a suspended state.

Large pumps at the surface increase water pressure in the sealed portion of the well until pressure is sufficient to fracture surrounding rocks. Water rushes rapidly through the fractures, making them larger and pushing them deeper into the rock. Because billions of sand grains are pushed deep into the fractures, it can take several thousand tons of frac sand to stimulate a single well.

BUY SLCA

>> No.18626115

>>18626099
Hi, Chang.

>> No.18626116

>>18626033
Eh. +1.11%. My CTVA gamble did ok today

>> No.18626117
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18626117

>>18626065
its a fookin ghost market.
The only reason stocks are still up is because institutional investors have decided to let it live another day. News from dark pools signal the slow silent retreat of the coast line before the tsunami.

>> No.18626118

>>18626033
Made $34, but I'm in a great position for a dump tomorrow.

>> No.18626121
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18626121

Keep an eye out bobros.

>> No.18626124

I bought BA calls at the last minute today did I fuck up?

>> No.18626125

>>18625969
When the sp500 hits 300 maybe 310 ..
I think in a week maybe 2 weeks.

You ll notice because the volume will start to dry out and the market will start to crab at the top. Much like today.

I set my buy of spxs to 10.70 .. S&P spend all all thier earnings on Buy back and dividends which means it is a ticking time bomb.

Circut breaker go balls deep in spxs. That is if it happens sooner.

If you buy SQQQ set buy limit to 8.40 because Tesla is a Meme and sell all your inverse etf x3 leverage at the end of the day. Buy back in daily

>> No.18626127

what the fuck just happened?

>> No.18626133

>>18626014
and basically 0 volume pumps, imagine what that means...smart money leaving after dump money enters the playground.

>> No.18626134

>>18626060
What is smart money

>> No.18626136

>>18626033
-1.3% cause I got myself into a huge short position on the russell and Nasdaq. Almost caught the top of them. I'm gonna print later this week.

>> No.18626139

>>18626099
Anon
He’s got 20+ posts and they’re all garbage. Check id’s and filter or ignore trolls.

You own some JNJ, right?

>> No.18626143

>>18626087
>DMT
ayyyyyy homie, I'm sitting on about 10 kilos of acacia confusa to extract from when I hit rock bottom.

>> No.18626147

>>18626117
yep. If the S&P falls below the red line and they don't hyper pump it, it's over.

>> No.18626153
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18626153

Is this the new regular territory for SNAP? My gut says no do I'm probably wrong?

>> No.18626161

>>18626065
looks like the turd that came out of my ass this morning

>> No.18626167

I like how we're back near open now within 10 minutes of market close/after-hours.

>> No.18626170

bought snap put i hope this anon itt didnt fuck me over

>> No.18626172

>>18626099
Eat shit, Chang.

>> No.18626173
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18626173

>>18626134
The otherside of your (you in particular) trade

>> No.18626175
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18626175

Lads I'm honestly sick of this shit.

>> No.18626176
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18626176

>>18626095
ouchies!
>>18626103
I don't enjoy that video :<

>> No.18626177

Most of the market is just bagholding. We will slowly crab down until there's a big sell event or some really really good news comes out. But good news will just end up being a bull trap/bubble because so much economic damage has already been done that it's going to take years to recover.

>> No.18626184

>>18626016
smart money is long, though. Bears are retarded.

>> No.18626187
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18626187

FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED
FUTURES BLOOD RED
>FUTURES BLOOD RED

>> No.18626195

>>18626134
You'll probably understand
>((()))
except it's also anyone from the Ivy League investor coalition of massive funds that you'll never have access to.

>> No.18626197

>>18626170
>>18626153
It's a good idea to wait until the new trend is established before buying options on a stock that just mooned for a good reason.

>> No.18626198

>>18626033
1.42

>> No.18626199
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18626199

Inb4 futures go -3 during the night again and recovers before my exchange opens and i can get the tendies

>> No.18626202

>>18626199
based WSB poster

>> No.18626210

>>18626187
futures aren't even available.

>> No.18626216

>>18626117
>institutional investors
They mostly are just watching while dumb money floats in. Their accumulation phase is long gone. Now is time to dump on retards here and there until Bobby and Jack have blown their stimulus. I think that was the whole day today.

>> No.18626218

>>18626210
Everybody laugh at the newfag

>> No.18626222

>>18626210
don't reply

>> No.18626223

I fucking told everyone to buy TVIX. Don't forget about me shilling it when it's 800 a pop.

>> No.18626226
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18626226

die NVDA die

>> No.18626231
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18626231

Caught the top of that pump with a short, you have to love it when it happens

>> No.18626232
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18626232

big rejection

>> No.18626233

>>18626187
Fuck. I am financially ruined.

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18626246

>>18626117
I wonder how many takes that delivery needed. I lose my shit just thinking about it. I'm sure Seagal nailed it first time though.

>> No.18626245

Finna turn $3k smackers into $8k

yolo

>> No.18626254

what happens tomorrow?

>> No.18626255
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18626255

big green line and i'm buyin puts
i said
big red line and i'm buyin calls
i said
big green line and i'm buyin puts
i said
big red line and i'm buyin calls
i said

>> No.18626257

>>18626202
Never posted on Wsb, but i did browse it for a while

>> No.18626267
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18626267

>>18626231
I've been timing peaks like fucking crazy lately, it's too easy.

>> No.18626279

finna wake up to bear christmas t'marra mornin

>> No.18626286

>>18625326
You don't understand, stonks go up not down

>> No.18626289

Kicking back doing easy options. Earnings this week are smooth so far.

>> No.18626294

>>18626033
Up 1.3% today. Surprise pump from HAL and ET which I picked up purely because oil is at rock bottom. I'm having a hard time convincing myself to long both of them, but also a hard time resisting the urge to stuff those bags and long for a few years at the same time

>> No.18626299

>>18626117
Where you get this dark pool info??? Put up or shut your ass.

>> No.18626302

>>18626254
everyone realized today that snap is future so they are going all in rn, so snap to 30 or 40 tomorrow is likely.

>> No.18626306

>>18626033
1.18
:/

>> No.18626311
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18626311

>>18626245

>> No.18626315
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18626315

>>18626216
Yes but if you've been paying attention they did but the dip.
The day the fed printed them a bunch of funny money to cover their obligations they went all in on the "return to normal" meme.
the day they dump it'll begin the return to the mean. They just haven't decided to dump yet. Maybe tomorrow green but there's no fucking way this market stays this salad green and red through May. It's gonna be straight tomato sauce any day now. pic unrelated unless you're a bull.

>> No.18626316
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18626316

>>18626026
>*CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK*
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18626318
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18626318

>>18626231
Just as proof, $495 in 26 minutes

>> No.18626319

We're at bump limit. Use this thread
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795

>> No.18626320

>>18625259
>this anon saves pictures of men in fashion wear

>> No.18626327

>>18626218
>>18626222
too easy.

>> No.18626330
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>>18626254
Can you read a candle chart? This is 1D SPY.
Tell me what happens next.

>> No.18626335
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18626335

>volume decreasing rally after rally
>people getting more bullish
>CNBC and other TV personalities telling people to buy the dip
I can smell it...

>> No.18626338

MUMU
ARE YOU OK MUMU?????
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18626341

>>18626320
yeah I do.

>> No.18626349

>>18626199
I could see a hole fill to get us some red, but rn I have vix on track to be @ 40 by open tomorrow.

>> No.18626353

>>18626319
Dont use any thread without OP paste.

>> No.18626354

>>18626294
ET has great divvies

>> No.18626360

>>18626319
lol baggie fuck off

>> No.18626361
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New Thread, laddingtons
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795

>> No.18626369

>>18626330
Oh fuck, this was the peak, I only have 100 SPXS and 5 TVIX I bought at close fuck I’m not prepared yet.

>> No.18626371
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18626371

>>18626318
Clicked another pic before posting, awkward

>> No.18626372

>>18626330
Up to 292

>> No.18626381
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>>18626330

>> No.18626389

>>18626330
Lower highs, uh oh.

>> No.18626391
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>>18625326
You retards will keep posting this nonsense until 2021. It's a boomer mandated vacation due to a cold virus that kills approximately 0% children.

>> No.18626402

>>18625259
LMAO you have pics of men dressed "fashionably" on your phone with no reason other than it being because you find them "fashionable"!? Very questionable.

>> No.18626405

>>18626330
candle charts dont mean anything.

>> No.18626415

>>18626223
tvix is a horrible bet. the fed reserve basically made its mission to keep VIX in check and can do anything it wants at the drop of a hat to reverse VIX

>> No.18626416

>>18626330
300 SPY before may 1

>> No.18626421

>>18626330
Lol

>> No.18626422
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18626422

>>18626033
Chilis man, the fund is going sideways. -1.95%
Increased positions in AMD, CROX and a few others whilst playing earnings nicely today. The rest of this week is me kicking back and playing golf

>> No.18626426
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>>18626299
it got around a few days ago. Not to mention the obvious signs.
>we've seem these patterns literally a dozen times and they're pretty obvious, but this time it'll be different
>The market will stabilize and everything will be fine... r.. right?
You are here.
pic unrelated but does anyone have that yield curve webm with the quotes from fed chairs and others?

>> No.18626427
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18626427

>>18625600
SQQQ is literally going to 0.

>> No.18626458

>>18626402
I want to buy nice clothes eventually and have them saved as fashion inspo

>> No.18626476

>>18626458
That is what women do

>> No.18626481

>>18625432
This. One of the stocks I wanted is close to pre dump. Like I'm gonna buy it for a small gain potential while it has massive dump potential (over 50% of it's current value considering how much it dumped prior)

>> No.18626494

>>18626458
post a nice pic of u and I will save it right now
don't say "someday" or "eventually", you're as cute as ever TODAY

>> No.18626497
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18626497

New thread, brothers
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795

Join us in Valhalla

>> No.18626517

>>18626497
Fuck off fag

>> No.18626519
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>>18626316
>be the nasdaq
>close above 200 day MA
Nothing personal clacker.

Should’ve sided with cunny like the rest of the bulls.

>>18625321
Oh my!
What’s on her getaway playlist?

>> No.18626524

>>18626033
Up 0.21%, excluding big TK gains I got stopped on. Could be worse I guess.

>> No.18626525

>>18626494
wow thanks. Makes my day

>> No.18626539
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>>18626458
yes we're aware you're a ngmi level reddit cuck. Real niggas wear pic related and still get mad puss.

>> No.18626559

>>18626354
How can they not cut them

>> No.18626569

>>18626391
Canada quite literally stopped testing long ago and never properly tested.

>> No.18626580

>>18626571
>>18626571
>>18626571
>>18626571
>>18626571
>>18626571
Real thread with pasta.

>> No.18626583

>>18626226
Story?

>> No.18626594
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New thread, brothers
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795

>> No.18626596

>>18626497
that thread was created 5 hours ago and no one is using it, how pathetic

>> No.18626622

>>18626197
Apologies for my phonefag Engrish.

>> No.18626643
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>>18626187
Where can you see future?

>> No.18626661
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18626661

Dear Brothers, a new thread is here
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795
>>18621795

>> No.18626682

>>18626661
>>18626594

that thread is pathetic and hasn't hit bump limit in 5 hours lol

>> No.18626728

>>18625495
>he thinks neets are all poor

>> No.18626729

>>18626661
Kill yourself

>> No.18626749

>>18626033
$700 realized gains
Mostly traded uco up and down

>> No.18626772
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18626772

>>18626341

>> No.18626791

>>18626427
Not
Selling
Faggot

>> No.18626797

>>18626054
>Unrealized
Literally the opposite of what you just said

>> No.18626811

>>18626354
.30 per share, not bad at all, and ex-dividend date coming up is a good enough reason to go long at least for a little longer

>> No.18626903

>>18626405
>BUY HIGH, SELL LOW

>> No.18626964

>>18625835
...too late its after hours

How big is your position?

>> No.18626987

>>18626049
What went down?

>> No.18627182

NET @ 50 - 75 in a few years, I hope.