/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.18624947]

Working from home fucking sucks

[Anonymous No.18625036]

>>18624947
I agree
>Using web versions of shitty tools
>Always one click away from porn
>Gf wants to make a "Corona baby" haha jk but no seriously
>Eating like shit
>Sleeping like shit
>Low work flow
I'm sure a better man wouldn't be the easily thrown off his routine but I'm not a better man.

[Anonymous No.18625112]

it only sucks because everything else is closed
if all the restaurants around me were open I could actually enjoy my lunch
or I could play hooky and just spend all day at a bookstore or pick up thots downtown
WFH when things are normal is great. Beats having npcs breathe down your neck

[Anonymous No.18625126]

>>18625036
>I'm sure a better man wouldn't be the easily thrown off his routine but I'm not a better man.
Me neither. I have been utterly btfo by lethargy since being stuck at home. I'm like an ADD toddler, I can't do anything. My self-confidence has gone from like 8/10 to like 1/10. I'm also gaining weight. Fml bros

[Anonymous No.18625190]

>This wasn't on my radar before this meeting
>Yes, now that you mention it, it is a core element of the project
>I think we could circle back and has this out offline so we can have oru ducks in a row for our follow up call this afternoon
>Hey Anon, can you find the bandwith to do a deep dive into the data on the points Jim brought up, I don't think we need to boil the ocean, but I don't want to get caught with our pants down this afternoon
>We're just trying to make sure we can move the needle
>Let's take a step back, our North Star hasn't changed
>Ping me when you're available to touch base

[Anonymous No.18625239]

>>18625190
>Can we take a 5 minute biobreak?

[Anonymous No.18625372]

>>18625036
>>18625112
>>18625126
Honestly, I would get more work done going into the office 2 days a week. I just sit in front of my work laptop and think about other shit. Listening to my noisy neighbors is awful too. As much as I hate the daily grind at the office, this shit sucks so much more.

[Anonymous No.18625669]

>>18625239
What are you raiding in wow?
Cause I am during "webinars"

[Anonymous No.18625879]

>>18624947
I get done way quicker, I even have work saved for later so I can pretend to work but in reality just chill

[Anonymous No.18625964]

>>18624947
I thought i was the only one. Luckily most people in AZ don’t seem to care about the lockdown so I got an office desk. Feels much better so far

[Anonymous No.18625984]

>>18625190

I hate how perfectly you mimic that way of talking.

[Anonymous No.18626046]

>>18625190
I do these

[Anonymous No.18626059]

>>18625190

Does the afternoon deck contain the slide Sally ran the numbers by?

[Anonymous No.18626423]

>>18624947
its great. office bros stay home. yesterday took the work truck from Long beach to Santa Monica 30min with a stop for donuts.

[Anonymous No.18626905]

>>18625036
>>18625112
>>18625126
ok wagecucks do you even listen to yourselves speak? complaining about working from home? you sound like a bunch of fucking thots

[Anonymous No.18626972]

used to have to spend 8 hours in an office to do a job that takes at most 1 hour a day

get to sit at home making comfy salary now without any change to my output

still bored at home though, wish i had places to go

[Anonymous No.18627103]

>>18626905
Shhhh little guy the adults are speaking

[Anonymous No.18627137]

>>18625112
This. Tbh all I need is the gym to be open

[Anonymous No.18627160]

You guys are kidding right? I still get my 4 productive hours in but then don't have to pretend for another 4 before I can go home

[Anonymous No.18627194]

>>18626972
this. except im not bored at home i watch porn/anime and play vidya during work hours

[Anonymous No.18627221]

I started my new job right as this all hit. Completely remotely trained as a NOC tech, the anxiety attacks me 24/7. When will this all end?

[Anonymous No.18627226]

>>18625190
Look at that, a transcript of 95% of my meetings. Incredible.

t. management consultant

[Anonymous No.18627228]

I'm enjoying it. Trade crypto/stocks after answering emails and putting a few hours in work.

[Anonymous No.18627262]

>>18624947
Working from home only sucks when you have a supervisor assigning you things, making sure they get done, having to attend Zoom meetings and phone calls, etc.

AKA if you actually have to do work, working from home sucks. But it's still probably better than in-office work.

[Anonymous No.18627282]

>>18627194
>i watch porn/anime and play vidya during work hours
i watch porn as well, i tried to finish before starting meetings. What a deadline, i should deep dive into masturbation techniques to reduce my time-to-market

[Anonymous No.18627283]

>>18625190
Thanks anon, I'll comms out to reddit and we can cascade your shitposting going forward.

[Anonymous No.18627289]

Working from home is based and you have no will power

[Anonymous No.18627324]

>>18624947
get a load of this normie. I am a rockstar working from home.

[Anonymous No.18627352]

>>18625036
>GF
Imagine actually being stuck with someone during this, and a girl at that

[Anonymous No.18627371]

>>18627103
Then speak like adults, not a bunch of autistic retards.

[Anonymous No.18627397]

>>18627221
So far, month and a half with much less stress. Working in equities listing and operations, volatility shocks kinda sucks. Lucky me, I had holiday all March. Colleges were exhausted, because work overload was sick and systems were not designed to overcome so much of warrants and etc. to be delisted. Also, working in CA, 3/4 of dividends were cancelled or posponed

[Anonymous No.18627506]

>>18626972
Fuck. Wish I still had /that/ job.
My current job has me taking responsibility to for pretty much everything on the backend.
Constant work.

[Anonymous No.18627543]

>>18625036
That's too real

[Anonymous No.18627606]

>>18624947

It probably sucks for you because you normally waste your entire day in the office talking bullshit with your coworkers instead of actually working, so now that you’re finally faced with responsibility you’re falling apart.

[Anonymous No.18627749]

>noooooooooooo i can't work from home I need to kiss Mr shekelsteinberg's ass otherwise how will I get my 2 cents rise

[Anonymous No.18627794]

>>18627221
>modern man is so lonely that he literally thinks the people he works with is his family
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.18627825]

>be me, 18
>shit ton of homework, don’t do it
>instead ask for a fuckton of hours in my essential nursing home job
>have been putting every penny I earn into oil
>hypothesize that when lockdown is over everyone’s gonna be driving their cocks off to make up for lost time, which will make oil demand rise like fuck
>tfw gonna be preposterously fucking rich

[Anonymous No.18627828]

>>18624947
Lmao

[Anonymous No.18627897]

>>18625190
>Urge to kill, rising...

[Anonymous No.18627903]

>>18627749
this, normalkikes need to leave. Work from home is beyond based, hope it never ends

[Anonymous No.18628211]

>>18627825
Oil demand has little to do with people driving. Most oil is used for other products than gas.

[Anonymous No.18628738]

>>18627903
>normalkikes
Wfh is fine, but not being stuck at home 24/7. Bad for your mental health desu

[Anonymous No.18628877]

>Get paid full salary to shitpost on /biz/ all day
>Do maybe 5 hours of actual work a week

Yeah OP its real tough out here!

[Anonymous No.18629472]

im still essential and would rather be getting paid 600 bucks a week to stay home, but im glad i dont have to deal with faggy zoom and skype chats all day

[Anonymous No.18629515]

>>18624947
>>18625036
I day trade in the mornings and then spend the afternoon learning shit from podcasts while I bill clients for double the number of hours I'm actually working on their shit. Level the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.18630080]

>>18628738
Do something with your time, learn a skill. It does suck with no gym but it’s nowhere as bad as dealing with idiots and commuting

[Anonymous No.18630473]

>>18625190
>how's your throughput looking?
>let's put a pin on that and circle back to it after lunch

[Anonymous No.18630515]

>>18624947
Yall dumb if you believe this. Its the next best thing. Being a rich neet is the best thing in life and/or retired

[Anonymous No.18630613]

I cant believe it

Its almost like fudding gold

Yeah, being home really sucks bro. Having money as a neet is HORRIBLE. The only people who like to work are boring. Like your job is your life? Must be a shitty life. You actually have time to work out, play video games, clean, do music, take up mixed martial arts, watch netflix, and all that good shit. Do drugs..like cmon

For example, today I slept till 2 pm and still had time to get pussy before 5 o clock rush hour traffic

[Anonymous No.18630616]

>>18625036
>>18625372
>>18625964
>>18627103
lel looks like you were perfectly conditioned to be wagecucks

[Anonymous No.18630629]

>>18630616
Some people don’t even require conditioning

[Anonymous No.18630663]

Its almost like everyone is a troll. Thats what gold and NEET fudding is. Troll posts.

And I'm supposed to listen to your financial advice

Buy XRP
Holo
Cardano

And thank me later

[Anonymous No.18630710]

"Holo boomers"
"XRP FUD"

XRP community capitulating i the most BULLISH thing in my life. The only thing more bullish would be Bill Mitchell captiulating

Also Cardano has 11,000 commits on github each week

Cardano is the real deal