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>> No.18602597
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Stonks!

>> No.18602616

>>18602597
We'll keep this thread on standby.
Real stonks thread here:
>>18602449

>> No.18602684
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18602684

>they sold?
>pump eet

>> No.18602778

>>18602616
based

>> No.18603227

Reviving for the continuation of the other (good) thread.

>> No.18603252

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY THREADSSSS

>> No.18603255

MAKE ANOTHER THREAD
I DARE YOU
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

>> No.18603261
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>> No.18603267

>>18603252
Reddit needs attention

>> No.18603275

MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>> No.18603276
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ME LIKE THIS THREAD
OIL GOING BACK TO NEGATIVE

>> No.18603278
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>>18603252
more real estate for the bears, boyo. defaults when?

>> No.18603288

Nustar NS about to pop. Oil storage is booming

>> No.18603358

>>18603288
its an oil transport and storage company. It's being both negatively affected and positively affected. No reason to pop

>> No.18603383

USO DUMPING AGAIN!
I'M UP 800% ON MY USO CALL!

>> No.18603389

Buy SCO or no?

>> No.18603398

>>18603383
You mean put?

>> No.18603409
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>> No.18603420

Why are all the NASDAQ companies getting hit too this time? I remember them being relatively all right in March.

>> No.18603421

>>18603389
Get it while it's hot

>> No.18603423

How long will I watch SCO moon before I buy? One thing us for sure, it it will reverse on the drop of a dime if I decide to actually buy it.

>> No.18603424

Jesus you can just tell the WTI contract holders got suckered into it by the Trump "deal".

>> No.18603431

>>18603398
Yeah, whoops.

>> No.18603441

>>18603383
why the fuck are calls gaining but not puts wtf is this clown garbage

>> No.18603445

UCO chads ww@

>> No.18603453
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>>18602478
Post your current animal spirit lads

>> No.18603456

Bear chads, report in

>> No.18603455

Should I buy USO puts? This market is crashing

>> No.18603464

>>18603455
Yesterday

>> No.18603466

>>18603441
Retards buying the dip are pushing up premiums

They will all be wiped out

>> No.18603474
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>>18603455
I don't know, should you?

>> No.18603480
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WHAT ARE YOU SWING TRADERS BUYING TO HOLD OVERNIGHT AND SELL TOMORROW FOR QUICK GAINS?

>> No.18603493

>>18603464
I mean June contracts crashing isn’t priced in yet, right?

>> No.18603494

I bought SCO at 51 this morning and sold at 55 I’m so dumb

>> No.18603495
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>>18603453
GET ME THE FUCK OUTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.18603496

>>18602684
After thinking through all these years I don't think it's possible for a Frenchman to be this devious

>> No.18603502

Is thinkorswim slow as fuck for anyone else?

>> No.18603504

>>18603480
AMZN puts.

>> No.18603515
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>>18603453

>> No.18603520

>>18603502
trading related internet seems slow today

>> No.18603531
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18603531

>Bought USO June $1 puts
>Already up 20%

>> No.18603533

It's 2PM?
>DOOMP EET

>> No.18603534
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>>18602478
I want to kiss nearly all of the cnbc girls on the lips and tell them that I love them.

>> No.18603540
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>>18603453

>> No.18603565

>>18603504
dammit i cant afford that shit

>> No.18603568

The permabulls were fattened up for weeks for the slaughter. So much steak.
Personally I am a W recovery bro.

>> No.18603588
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18603588

Buy puts to get a gf like this

>> No.18603595

>>18602478
Someone give me one fucking reason why becoming a self propriety day trader who smokes weed, shitposts, and reads the news isn't the comfiest job imaginable. Just give me one fucking reason.

>> No.18603615

>>18603493
No it's not but Drumpf just tapped the brakes

>> No.18603620
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>>18603502
TD's main website was ultra slow this morning.

>> No.18603628

>>18603595
Because once the VIX dies down you will have to go back to a day job

>> No.18603630

Holy fuck USO is at 748 million volume.

>> No.18603655

>>18603630
why arent my 50 cent puts mooning

>> No.18603661

Why are we running multiple threads

>> No.18603663
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>>18603595
Because your just gambling

>> No.18603676

>>18603628
VIX low = you just buy calls.

>> No.18603679

>>18603409
I'm all for tankers et al. but NS looks like CRAP right now. Looked at their finance sheet lately? I expect a major dump tomorrow as earnings come in. This is a bulltrap for that.

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>>18603630
>>18603655
LITERALLY SELLING EVERYTHING

>> No.18603681

>>18603588
So that mean I shouldn't buy puts?

>> No.18603688

>>18603661
it's not only market that's retarded

>> No.18603694

why are companies allowed to release earnings AFTER market close? thats such fucking bullshit

>> No.18603696

>>18603655
Because USO is floating at 2.40 for the time being. Don't worry, its been crashing in waves.

>> No.18603700

>stonks
I’ll wait for the next thread that wasn’t made by a redditor
Saging, too

>> No.18603711

>>18603700
OK redd!t

>> No.18603713

>negative strike prices incoming
negative strike prices incoming
>negative strike prices incoming
negative strike prices incoming
>negative strike prices incoming
negative strike prices incoming

>> No.18603726
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Im down 2% today because I got too greedy

>> No.18603737

>>18603711
Go back to r/stonks faggot

>> No.18603738

>>18603480
Boeing

>> No.18603741

>>18603615
>Trump’s going to bail out a commodity industry
This is still bearish

>> No.18603755
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT LEAN HOGS
I TOLD YOU!

>> No.18603770

>>18603755
>Orange Juice
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18603775

Both May contract and June contract of oil are now about 9USD

>> No.18603777

>>18603741
I know, I'm just saying that Turmp just released the hopium gas for oilfags

>> No.18603788

>>18603770
What else do you expect from the juice?

>> No.18603791

>USO HALTED PENDING NEWS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18603793

>>18603775
Got a link to where you check that?

>> No.18603817

>>18603791
Source you mother fucker

>> No.18603822
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY UCO SHARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18603839

Why the fuck is Oil sky rocketing now ?

>> No.18603846

>>18603793
Just Yahoo Finance

>> No.18603852

>>18603755
>ONIONS IS UP
freaking EPIC!

>> No.18603856

>>18603770
WE'RE RUINED MORTIMER

>> No.18603857
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>>18602793
>>I wouldnt hold my breath
>for what? getting it that cheap ever again?

>>18603755
OH FUCK
PIGS ARE FLYING
TIME TO BUY CALLS
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.18603859

>>18603791
SOURCE ME

>> No.18603864
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No one's actually buying this crap, are they?

>> No.18603884
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>>18603839
Because it's doing the same thing it did this night/early morning. Don't worry, it'll resume soon.

>> No.18603905
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>>18603817
>>18603859
open your brokers you retards

>> No.18603906

>>18603864
how is this even at 85? what the fuck, do people think they will have a monopoly on this shit?

>> No.18603923

>>18603755
even basedbean oil is down. oil is fucking kill......

>> No.18603940
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Even thinkorswim has pending news for USO

>> No.18603952

>USO halted
Baaaaaaased. Please be a selloff

>> No.18603960
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Told ya

>> No.18603965

>>18603905
TDA says nothing about it being halted. I read a guy on Twitter saying it was, though.

>> No.18603969

>>18603905
Fuck you, theres a million trading platforms idiot.

>> No.18603984

>>18603960
>screenshooting your own post

>> No.18603994
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Oil is the future

>> No.18604029

>>18603923
>basedbean
I hate this shitty filter so much. 4chan is just as much a shitty basedboy mainstream site as reddit.

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>>18603952
>tfw you were going to crash oil but then everybody took a 15 minute break so you forgot all about selling USO

>> No.18604040

JEROME

>> No.18604042

>>18603755
will tomorrow be a regain or continued sell from today? trying to decide on UDOW vs SDOW . actually nasdaq might be better to play with

>> No.18604056

>>18603984
smells like Fag of Balls.

>> No.18604059
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Fuck this manipulated garbage so much.

Just trash.

>> No.18604063
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Oil is completely broken. Went went from 22 Powellbux to 11, then up to 16, then down to 6, and now we're back to 12

What the flying fuck.

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so we do end green lmao
fucking clown planet

>> No.18604092

>>18603994
fake and gay LCIguy

>> No.18604108

>Oil gets pumped just to get dumped even more

>> No.18604111

JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18604124
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>>18603994
As bad as oil's problems may be at the moment, oil alternative are not in a better position because of it

>> No.18604144

>>18603822
dumb nigger caught in the reverse split lmao.
read the news of the thing before you buy it

>> No.18604177

im scared to hold overnight what do? SQQQ or SDOW

>> No.18604194
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OIL CHADS RISE UP

>> No.18604200
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>bought $400 of SCO at $62 few minutes ago
>now 54
>just checked again and its at 59

nerves of steel boys...nerves of steel

>> No.18604204

>>18604177
SQQQ

>> No.18604223

ok what the fuck how do i get in on this oil action without touching futures?
USO? i guess they hold 1/3 of all JUNE contracts

>> No.18604231
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What the FUCK was that???

>> No.18604239
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how long until the fed owns enough assets to declare it self an independant nation?

>> No.18604251

>>18604231
Animal Crossing update

>> No.18604270

How long is USO halted for? Until the end of the day? Can they literally do that?

>> No.18604282

>>18604231
new switch that pumps soi directly into your blood

>> No.18604286

So turns out my dad had 10k worth of uco and he's intent on holding it to 0 lol oh well guess im holding mine too went from 1k salvageable to 500 dollars thanks to the reverse split, thankfully I dont think Ill ever have to listen to his stock "advice" after this fiasco.

>> No.18604294

>>18604231
ask your dad

>> No.18604301

>>18604270
Oh wait we’re back lol

>> No.18604313

this is the one now

>> No.18604319

>>18604231
They're re-releasing ActRaiser.

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>>18604124
>>18604092
they're gunna start drilling for it on mars to add to the supply

>> No.18604330

>>18604239
>being an independent nation
>having to fight your own wars
>people knowing you exist
I think they're fine with the way things are rn

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POTTERY

>> No.18604333

Any other newfags learn their lesson on USO with the OPEC meeting? I thought getting in a 5.27 and out at 4.90 was a punch in the head but jesus fucking christ.

>> No.18604341

uh guys?

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/gold-reach-3-000-50-110324862.html

are the PM guys on to something

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PPP Bill tonight. Shirley a green day tomorrow?

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hmmmm i wonder what tomorrow will be, totally unpredictable right,

>> No.18604354

dumping last 10 minutes

>> No.18604358

how do i into gold on RH

>> No.18604359

>>18604333
i got in at 5.49 got out at 2.63 ill do better research next time

>> No.18604363

>>18604341
$2000 2021

>> No.18604365

This thread is moving so fast that no one will notice that all homosexuals are pedophiles.

>> No.18604369

>>18603588
>chin

>> No.18604372

>>18604325
fake LCIguy.
Post dick for confirmation

>> No.18604376

>>18604358
GLD (SPDR Gold Trust)

>> No.18604388

>>18603864
So much fucking garbage has to go to zero

It's not worth fucking anything. The ETFs and cheap credit are propping up these zombie companies

>> No.18604392

>>18604365
TRUE AND LGBTQRSTV PILLED

>> No.18604393

>>18603628
its way easier to make money in a bull market than this crabbing clown market

>> No.18604396
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I put all of my money into cola because charlie munger said diversification was bullshit. Now my butthole hurts. Please buy sodas bros.

>> No.18604404

WHAT THE HECK

Robinhood saying my portfolio going straight down but none of my positions look like that...

>> No.18604423

Will my greed ever be satisfied

>> No.18604438

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/21/usos-benchmark-is-the-near-month-crude-oil-futures-contract-traded-on-the-nymex-if-the-near-month-futures-contract-is-within-two-weeks-of-expiration-the-benchmark-will-be-the-next-month-contract-to-ex.html
>USO holdings now random
better flip the coin now guys

>> No.18604439

>>18604404
RH just went out of business

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>Even the July contract is sub-19

>> No.18604460

>>18604358
>Not holding physical gold
NGMI
Invest in mining companies.

>> No.18604467
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NIKKEI FUTURES -3.3%
>NIKKEI FUTURES -3.3%
NIKKEI FUTURES -3.3%
>NIKKEI FUTURES -3.3%
NIKKEI FUTURES -3.3%
>NIKKEI FUTURES -3.3%

>> No.18604473
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why

>> No.18604484

Markets aren't as bloody as people said. Also SCO is up 70% lmao. Glad I bought 2 shares (hell yeah, we in the money baby! we green!)

>> No.18604487

>>18604460
i cant buy anything with gold so it feels really weird to consider buying it
fiat is worth more to me than gold which feels really weird to say

>> No.18604492
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I’m getting sick of these bears

>> No.18604498
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They will never find anything to replace oil

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>>18604438

USO SKIPS JUNE CONTRACTS FOR AUGUST
STILL GOING TO ZERO

>> No.18604505
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Coke. Pls. Stob.

>> No.18604507
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Seriously buy OTGLY basedcucks can't wait to play cybercuck2077

>> No.18604510
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Did bulls enjoy the return to normal?

>> No.18604513

I don't even think Iran attacking the Saudi oil fields can save oil.... Who'd have thought it would be the Chink's that actually killed oil?

>> No.18604515

>>18604467
Will Nikkei ever recover?? Dear god

>> No.18604517

>>18604456
You see demand for oil picking up soon?

>> No.18604521
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>MARKETS RALLY AS OIL DROPS ONCE AGAIN TO NEVER BEFORE SEEN LOWS WITH ANOTHER DAILY -50% DECREASE IN PRICES

>> No.18604522

>>18604438
>May June July are all fucked
>A-A-August guys that’s where it’s at
What happens in August when that’s oversold as well and no one can get rid of all the overbought August oil?

>> No.18604524

>>18604404
SELL ALL RH!!!!!! SELL SELL SELL RH JUst ANOUNCED BANKRUPTCY

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WHAT'S THE MATTER MUMU??????

>> No.18604531

>>18604177
Why be bearish for real. Markets will be green.

>> No.18604532

PLEASE DEAR GOD

MAKE

IT

STOP


CLOSE THE FUCKING MARKET

>> No.18604538

>>18604517
eventually, yeah

>> No.18604539

>>18604333
I thought it was an oil ETF like SCO until that article was linked last thread. I hopped on at 2.50 thinking it was a steal and I'd be making huge gains in a few months. Graham was right, I need to research my shit instead of trying to play day trader.

>> No.18604543

>>18604345
Sideways up into a dump?

>> No.18604542

NINTENDO JUST JUMPED LIKE 2 DOLLARS IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES

>> No.18604548

>>18604513
the chinks ruin everything. you are part of the problem with your balding gook gf

>> No.18604553

>>18604500
id be tempted to buy some calls for the hell of it if they werent so pricey. wtf is this $100 call bullshit

>> No.18604561

>>18604510
buying all kinds of shit today. This dip is appreciated. Hopefully another one tomorrow

>> No.18604582

>>18604487
Gold isn't an investment vehicle. It's for preserving wealth/hedging against the collapse of the USD. Same with silver. I reccomend having some on hand, but only for SHTF type scenario. Outside that, PMs aren't exactly the best bang for your buck on return. Unless the USD collapses of course.

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>>18604542
>NINTENDO JUST JUMPED LIKE 2 DOLLARS IN THE LAST 5 MINUTES
I wish I had some desu

>> No.18604592

>>18604345
way ahead of you with my spy calls, no way will they let tomorrow be red aswell

>> No.18604596

should i buy Merck? its kinda down too much

>> No.18604597
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Based bloody tuesday

>> No.18604605
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18604605

What is this pattern called?

>> No.18604609

>>18603864
bought it a month ago at 60
Not sure what to do lol

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18604616

CNBC’s Seema Mody can sit on my face. I love CNBC, best babes on tv

>> No.18604621

>>18604177
soxl..SQQQ is shit my man.

>> No.18604622

Anyone got a good reason the market is down? Just sentiment driven by negative news reports? Cheap oil has benefits for most of the economy... Shale is a greatest exposure, and for some reason MRO is closing flat. Something I'm missing here? I really don't see it lol

>> No.18604623

>>18604582
the USD collapsing is world chaos scenario though isn't it. like... unimaginable consequences everywhere with roaming bands of marauders
that shit couldn't even happen without the US losing a war outright could it

>> No.18604625
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18604625

>>18604542
Always bet on NTDOY baby. Most soul, best games, best waifus.

>> No.18604629

>>18604616
that's a man

>> No.18604630

>>18604605
The stock market is fake and gay.

>>18604553
Uh, what contract are you looking at???

>> No.18604638
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18604638

Just remember that there are people in this thread that think oil is still stored and shipped in barrels and they think they they are going to bring oil with them to mars and that they are going to drill for oil on mars lol

>> No.18604643

>>18604609
eat it

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18604650

>>18604548

>> No.18604653

>>18604622
>Anyone got a good reason the market is down?
You could ask why its up for 2 weeks. I'm gonna go with oil prices today.

>> No.18604654

>>18604609
Take your profits and don't be greedy. Seriously.

>> No.18604661

>>18604622
Better question. Why is it still so fucking high? It takes months, if not years until we are going back to normal.

The GDP loss is insane and stocks are still overvalued af.

>> No.18604662

>>18604333
Same lol. Im holding till its profitable. Hoping it won't get delisted or anything though.

>> No.18604665

>>18604638
what in the schizo did you say?

>> No.18604666

>>18604542
Yeah a bit before that it leaked that sales of switch have more than doubled since Dec. 31st. More than doubled the holiday season, think about that for a second.

>> No.18604669

>>18604638
Stop larping as LCIguy already, fag.
Everybody knows about your hatelove.

>> No.18604670

It was one bouncy cat, but dead cat nonetheless.

>> No.18604672

>>18604498
they don't have to, because they pumped enough to use for the next 100 years.

>> No.18604679
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>>18603864
ITS SO GOOD

>> No.18604680

>>18604231
I bought Nintendo at $30 and sold at $50 for $3,200 BTC. KEK.

>> No.18604683

>>18604650
imagine being so beta that you get a balding chink gf. then she cheats on you LMAO

>> No.18604688

So what the fuck happened to tech?

>> No.18604693

>>18604622
These companies aren't making any revenue for the next year. An investment is a total waste of money. You should really be asking why anyone is buying, which is that they're treating stocks like a casino and trying to cash in on inflated prices.

>> No.18604697

>>18604622
It's a nothingburger. We'll be back to all time highs tomorrow.

>> No.18604704

>>18604653
I can reason it was up for two weeks due to the huge stimulus and total confidence by all the major banks that the US government will do everything in its power to restore the market to ATH. But oil... so what? It's free now, sucks for shale. Isn't that better for all the sectors of the economy that use oil.

>> No.18604705

>>18604622
E' zed doomp zo I doomp.

>> No.18604711

>>18604609
Sell, dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Z8_Mzmqgk

>> No.18604715

ok, worst case scenario: even IF the dow shares the same fate as nikkei after this faggot virus, look how many bear market rallies have formed with the nikkei. there are always opportunities.

fuck doomers.

>> No.18604718

>oil stocks rallying
fuck google captchas btw

>> No.18604727

SMFG is having a hard day

>> No.18604729

>>18604605
It's an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oscillation.

>> No.18604732
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18604732

Who’s ready to RIDE THIS BVLL

>> No.18604733

>>18604623
He forgot to mention regular NON-catastrophic inflation. The dollar doesn't have to collapse for it to not be the best store of value for long periods of time. And theres always a risk of unseen events that cause a sudden spike in inflation. However, we've recently been hit by disinflationary shocks more than anything.

Generally stocks are much better but you never know. So I try for 5% in gold and gold miners.

>>18604661
market generally bottoms ~a year before the economy does, and doesn't necessarily care about how "overvalued" stocks are especially when liquidity is high.

>> No.18604734

>>18604704
Nobody is driving though

>> No.18604738

>>18604718
Remove all the fire hydrants but every new image is a fucking fire hydrant

>> No.18604749
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>>18604622
>Why is the market down?
>Entering a world wide depression
Are you fucking STUPID?
Are you ACTUALLY RETARDED?
FUCK YOU.

>> No.18604750

>>18604622
There was never reason for it to be up

>> No.18604753

Could have made a literal 1000%, a fucking x10 today if i hadnt sold too earlier at "only" 500%

>> No.18604758

>>18604704
The fed trying to save stock prices is like trying to drain water out of a sinking ship. People are going to be selling the entire year so it continue to rebound crash until the fed gives up.

>> No.18604762

>>18604732
Priced in

>> No.18604768

>>18604732
why isn't the market POOMPING on this AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEROME YOU NIGGER

>> No.18604770

>>18604715
>IF the dow shares the same fate as nikkei
that will never happen outside of a civil war or something worse

>> No.18604771

ok, I bought Merck

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18604775

guys guys my $35 SPY puts are printing remember when you made fun of me

>> No.18604779

>>18604622
Why is it so far up is the real question. And I'm not even a doomer.

>> No.18604783

>>18604732
priced in 2 weeks ago. Need more openings for the bull rally.

>> No.18604784

>>18604749
what a time to be alive
depression 2.0 was caused by: a tummy ache

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18604786

Better buy a bunch of barrels of oil now to take to mars with you... don't wanna run out there guys

>> No.18604788

>>18604753
Don't feel bad for taking good profit.

>> No.18604789

>>18604775
What in the fuck

>> No.18604793

>>18604621
you mean SOXS

>>18604622
i think its more people getting a reality check

>> No.18604794

>>18604753
could have would have should have

>> No.18604797

>>18604654
dont think this Starbucks thing will go anywhere?

>> No.18604799
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18604799

i'm holding SQQQ/SCO/SDOW
i'm gonna make it all back today aren't i

>> No.18604800

>>18604732
Market already pumped on this, it’s now priced in

>> No.18604801

>>18604775
Have you sold them? If not, they haven't printed shit.

>> No.18604804

>>18604732
AMZN isn't considered a small business right?

>> No.18604809

smdh

>> No.18604812

> EXIT ALL MARKETS
EXIT ALL MARKETS
> EXIT ALL MARKETS
EXIT ALL MARKETS
> EXIT ALL MARKETS
EXIT ALL MARKETS
> EXIT ALL MARKETS
EXIT ALL MARKETS

>> No.18604814

>>18604669
>>18604786

>> No.18604815

>>18604775
fucking what

>>18604786
take your meds

>> No.18604819
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18604819

LCI's trip code unironically

#buyLCI

>> No.18604825

>>18604732
That was the jump at 9:25.

But it's for small business and stocks don't give a fuck about real economy so instant drop.

>> No.18604826

>>18604775
Lol who’s gonna buy that

>> No.18604827
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18604827

Half an hour till the afternoon selloff begins.

>> No.18604831

>>18604819
>KUtXdRf07Q
lmao

>> No.18604833

I want to buy BUD but its not a very good stock, but I want to buy it (but its not very good)

>> No.18604838
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>>18604784
No, it was caused by greedy corporations and banks over leveraging beyond reason and now they are going to drag us into the abyss.

>> No.18604842
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#buyLCI
Is my trip

>> No.18604844

>>18604812
Not exiting shit. My strategy is to buy and immediately put a trailing stop loss order in. This market is printing.

>> No.18604850

>>18604775
uhhh congrats, but I don't think you are doing it right....

>> No.18604852

>>18604826
people who want to be millinaires and the next kennedy family to come out of this current great depression

>> No.18604853

>>18604786
I should have drained my pool and taken a few deliveries for the free money.

>> No.18604857

Oh fugg is it

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>>18604825
PLEASE NO MORE CLOWN WORLD.
MARKET NOW DUMPS ON GOOD NEWS.

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>>18604794
>>18604788
i know, i know..

lets just hope it wasnt the last opportunity like that but i have a feeling oil is not gonna disappoint us

>> No.18604874

>>18604844
shhhh don't tell the plebs about trailing stops, or OCO orders

>> No.18604877

>>18603694
Kek, absolute brainlet

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>>18604857
Okay it's actually #buylci my bad bros

>> No.18604888

anyone buying nflx?

>> No.18604891

>Buy $2 USO puts
>It rallies

WHHHHYYYY

>> No.18604895

>>18604877
its my right as an investor to sell reflexively if they are doing shitty

>> No.18604897

>>18604863
Compete with yourself, not the market. This is a single player game fampai.

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18604900

I am going to short the S&P 500

>> No.18604901

>>18604891
thank you for your service

>> No.18604909

>>18604842

>> No.18604912
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18604912

XOM being green is ridiculous. I could understand it being green if SP500 was green even if oil was in the shitter. But not when both are deep red.

>> No.18604915

god gimme g's

>> No.18604924

pump or dump next weekend

>> No.18604925

OOOOOO

BREAK 272 DO IT DO IT DO IT

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>>18602478
gonna need some more BRRRR to fix the WEEEE

>> No.18604944

>>18604819
very cute belly

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18604953

>>18604888
yeah i bought 5 shares a couple hours ago already up $50 i hope the earnings are good. im debating buying a call on them but im too scared to risk that much money

>> No.18604954

What's with the tripfags in here?

>> No.18604957

We're dumping on 400K volume. Sleepy market.

>> No.18604959

it's about to happen.
you've been warned

>> No.18604969

>>18604954
Someone is larping as lciguy to make him even worse than he is. Others are just pathetic copy pasters.

>> No.18604976

>>18604895
That’s why they give investors time to read over their earnings without rush and make a judgement before the market races ahead of them

>> No.18604978

>>18604959
eod pump?

>> No.18604989
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18604989

Im up 20% on my Netflix call - should I take the gain or hold over night on earnings?

>> No.18604993

ever wonder why uncle oldfag uses an unsecure trip?

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>>18604969
>Someone is larping as lciguy

>> No.18605002

>>18604989
a bird in the hand....

>> No.18605007

>>18604989
take it, stupid

>> No.18605011

>>18604989
probably take it

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18605013

PUMP JEROME. PUMP PUMP, PUMP ME UP BABY. USO IS KILLING ME, PUMP ME BACK UP!

>> No.18605016

>>18605002
>>18605007
>>18605011
normally yes, but earnings...

>> No.18605019

>>18604989
i dont know im in the same boat and nervous as fuck. im like 60% sure they will beat expectations and rally

which call did you buy?

>> No.18605024

>BA, XOM and ??? the trifecta to buy in for maximum profit in 10 years
What's the third /biz/?

>> No.18605028

>>18604989
Sell. Spy is due for a downswing.
It's the safe thing to do. Lockdown & corona => netflix, I know, I wouldn't. Think of the IV.
>>18605001
Fake and gay. Get your old job back. You suck at trading and are a brainlet.

>> No.18605032

When it goes under 23k again and the morale shatters it's gonna be ugly

>> No.18605034
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18605034

AAAAAAAAAAAA
I THINK I BOUGHT A LEVERAGED BEAR FUND TOO EARLYYYYYYYY

DRV BROS???

>>18604874
Fuck I need to call TDA

>> No.18605036

>>18605019
480 4/24

>> No.18605037

>>18605016
if netflix earnings pump, and you can deal with not having that +20%, go for it. we're rooting for you

>> No.18605043

Oh the Amazon employees aren't going to work because they want to raise awareness about safety concerns. So woke, so brave.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/amazon-staff-off-raise-safety-190136779.html?.tsrc=rss

>> No.18605061

>>18605043
>modern slaves don’t want to continue working in their dogshit conditions
I agree, the working class must be kept oppressed. They should know their place.

>> No.18605064

>>18605034
I love how all these fake blond bimbos can't get their hair died. It just goes to show they're nothing but a bunch of fakers who love the cock.

>> No.18605065

>>18605036
risky! maybe ill buy the same one

>> No.18605068

USO back to the moon.

>> No.18605069
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18605069

Please dump

>> No.18605081

>>18605061
Says the member of the working poor. Who is below the working class. But is told they're better than the working class.

>> No.18605083

>>18605064
That’s how her hair always looks I think

>> No.18605088

>>18605037
>>18605019
>>18605011
>>18605007
>>18605002
Just sold 2 4/24 480 - made 500 bucks, time to jerk off

>>18605065
I just dumped it, I would buy AMD personally

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>>18605064
>bimbos love cock

>> No.18605098

I don't even comprehend what the fuck this market is doing

>> No.18605099

>>18605034
Just buy SRS.

>> No.18605101

>>18605043
>>18605061
Yeah the conditions suck “allegedly” but they still get paid damn well for a working class job and they’ll pay for you college if you get a real major.

>> No.18605104

>>18605068
USO is gonna get delisted anon

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18605109

>eeh bought?

>> No.18605111

Where's SNSS anon at? I just bought 100 shares while thinking of him

>> No.18605112

Should I sell my eso now that's it back to what I bought it at? You think it'll sink back down ?

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Looks like we reverse in power hour

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>> No.18605129
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im not feeling so well guys

>> No.18605137

in two minutes
they're doing it

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>>18605088
nice grab, cheers. have a pic of that chestlet from last week or so.

>> No.18605143

>>18605088
yeah thats too much risk for me, maybe if i had gotten in earlier. 1300 is too much o gamble on something that could be worth 0 in a day

>> No.18605146

>>18604989
What are the chances they’re even BETTER than expected vs. worse?

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>>18605068
Not so fast oilcuck

>> No.18605152

This shit looks ready to moon to the fib retracement... I'm bearish af over the next month but it might have one more pump left.

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>>18605141

>> No.18605158

>>18604912
It's epic. MRO also green. I love investing.

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>> No.18605176

>>18605043
My friend just got hired there a few weeks ago and said the only weird thing that happened was that they waited 14 days to notify everyone that an employee tested positive. They're being super clean freaks in the warehouses 24/7

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>>18605146
Im certain people all over the world bought a netflix account for the first time in the last month - User share is the most important value for big tech and NTFX surely grew that number a lot

but the stock rose in anticipation of this fact. It rose quite a lot. Is it... dare I say it? riced in?

>> No.18605188

>>18605168
fuck off

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NEW THREAD
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>> No.18605214

>>18605168
shit thread

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actual new
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>> No.18605230

These sell orders that are followed by small buys at a higher price are fucking insane. it should be tanking but some asshole is keeping it up.

>> No.18605243

>>18605226
too late faggot

>> No.18605244

>>18605168
>>18605205
fuck your faggy nigger thread
fucking obsessed

>>18604771
based Merck.

>>18605226
nice

>> No.18605268

>>18604912
>>18605158
HAL is also green

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>>18605129
VIX also up

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>> No.18605926

>>18605019
2/3 scenarios after earnings will fuck you options, not worth risk

>> No.18606074

>>18604989
How many new subs could Netflix possibly have