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18591762

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:12:01 2020 No.18591762 [Reply] [Original]

how fat do I need to get to dodge the draft

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:12:28 2020 No.18591768 You're already there, OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:13:01 2020 No.18591775 Flat feet master race

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:14:44 2020 No.18591795 >>18591762 Just say you're colorblind and cheat the tests

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:16:11 2020 No.18591821 File: 3.38 MB, 700x285, Laughing Captain and JJ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Fat guy >Dodging anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:16:19 2020 No.18591826 >>18591762 >he isnt certified autistic LMAO have fun dying for israel

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:17:10 2020 No.18591842 >>18591762 KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:18:34 2020 No.18591863 >>18591795 >colorblind defers you from draft got some bad news for you mah boi

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:19:50 2020 No.18591888 >>18591762 better to get skinny and run so much and get shin splits like our commander in chief currently

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:26:36 2020 No.18591990 File: 299 KB, 1200x1200, boomer_graffiti.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think once you're 26 you are too old for the draft, so us boomers are in the clear.