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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:23:56 2020 No.18591083 [Reply] [Original]

WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management:
https://pastebin.com/wedwGjmQ

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/oil

>Free Chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://pornhub.com/tag/hapa-breeding-programs

>misc
https://stocktwits.com/
https://biopharmcatalyst.com
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/
https://fintel.io/
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://google.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:24:28 2020 No.18591091 why did our thread get nuked

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:25:10 2020 No.18591102 File: 20 KB, 658x643, 1451958978029.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591091 orange man tweet triggered the jannies

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:25:40 2020 No.18591107 >>18591091 orange man bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:25:52 2020 No.18591113 SHOP, SPY, & BA Puts, NFLX Calls. What are we thinking boys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:26:10 2020 No.18591117 File: 41 KB, 511x671, AHEM.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] AHEM Don't delete our threads.

>>	0xBitcoin Mon Apr 20 23:26:52 2020 No.18591129 File: 259 KB, 1080x1350, 1578405937097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are futures finally dumping? Does this mean SQQQ will finally make a move?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:28:29 2020 No.18591145 Just watch the futures if you want the Kim news first. Big red dildo = ded. Big green dildo = not ded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:28:35 2020 No.18591146 File: 732 KB, 1237x537, ArtOfAnOilDeal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bitcoin value more based on assets than most of the stock market BASED

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:28:54 2020 No.18591150 >>18591129 yes not as much as you'd like because aapl and msft are invincible. short s&p 500 instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:29:45 2020 No.18591163 NOOOOOO PLEASE DON'T DIE THINK OF MY SPY CALLS REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:29:46 2020 No.18591164 >>18591146 those are commodity futures not stocks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:30:07 2020 No.18591169 >>18591129 >shorting tech should've just shorted the DOW or SP500

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:30:17 2020 No.18591176 >>18591145 you don't need the futures to predict that https://twitter.com/Spy_Stations/status/1252426098828210177

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:30:55 2020 No.18591185 >>18591150 >short s&p 500 Only retards short nasdaq/dow/spx, SHORT SMALLCAP RETARDS. It's literally following the other indexes everyday, except it gains/falls at about 1.5x whatever SPX does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:31:17 2020 No.18591190 File: 193 KB, 414x295, zPrrMqh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] MY PUTS ARE FINALLY PRINTINGGGGGGGGG

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:32:29 2020 No.18591213 File: 147 KB, 800x800, 1395340475000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591185

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:32:45 2020 No.18591218 File: 10 KB, 251x242, 32f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remember when they called this shit 'black gold'?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:32:49 2020 No.18591220 File: 9 KB, 200x200, GET HYPE.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:33:43 2020 No.18591237 >>18591218 inb4 gold smashes down to 0 tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:34:21 2020 No.18591247 >>18591213 >t.retard Fine I will keep the 1.5x profits for myself then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:35:32 2020 No.18591264 File: 79 KB, 900x810, 1435295562696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591247 that's right, keep your shitty takes to yourself retard

>>	There Will Be Blood Mon Apr 20 23:35:33 2020 No.18591265 File: 148 KB, 875x1312, puu4cnetb0n31.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The barrel costs more than the oil inside. Bullish on barrels

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:35:37 2020 No.18591268 >>18591146 >WTI crude is the same as the stock market >the number of posts by this ID is equal to the poster's IQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:35:39 2020 No.18591269 >>18591237 >paper spot price goes to 0 >physical still at 1700 If only I bought more

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:35:41 2020 No.18591271 >>18591164 you can't reason with a crypto tranny

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:36:14 2020 No.18591279 File: 185 KB, 626x574, E7E49FEF-C59B-4DD2-AB94-C9D2F49D40D8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he bought the top

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:36:28 2020 No.18591281 Gonna go put the rest of my cash on INTC bull credit spreads for earnings.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:36:38 2020 No.18591284 >>18591129 No, you missed the dump it was a nothingburger and ended in about 10 minutes, big surprise. The news isnt even negative

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:36:39 2020 No.18591285 >>18591265 Barrels aren't single use.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:37:01 2020 No.18591295 >>18591102 How the fuck does an SMG thread get pruned? I have a feeling that gentlemen like frog will have something to say about it in his next announcement

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:37:27 2020 No.18591305 File: 495 KB, 880x928, D06F9278-04C5-4FB8-8491-FD5DEC876822.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >HE PURCHASED STOCKS AT ATH DURING A RECESSION

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:37:53 2020 No.18591311 File: 806 KB, 500x275, injustica.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Korean stock market only down 2% on the news that NK's fat guy had heart surgery last week and his health status is unknown clown market is worldwide

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:38:31 2020 No.18591320 goodnight and... good luck haha I'm not going to bed I just wanted to say that

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:38:39 2020 No.18591326 >>18591264 >t. makes $0.67 for every dollar I make

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:38:40 2020 No.18591327 File: 73 KB, 881x702, tms1_9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Huh...makes me think...

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:38:49 2020 No.18591332 File: 416 KB, 750x1241, DB59A99F-5E5D-4AA8-A647-282265AF9C3A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pic rep is mumu 2 weeks from now lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:39:40 2020 No.18591342 >>18591320 Based

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:40:30 2020 No.18591351 File: 30 KB, 600x600, true form.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who here buying up airline and boeing stonks? literally free money

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:40:39 2020 No.18591354 File: 167 KB, 1300x600, 8E8D1431-E1E7-466E-9CE4-770C03A69E5B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All retard perma-bull/bears are retarded. That said, I certainly hope none of you are long on the major indices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:41:06 2020 No.18591358 File: 282 KB, 500x400, 1587398691115.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey anon, I hear you know a lot about stocks!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:41:40 2020 No.18591369 >>18591351 Kek free transfer of wealth from you to people smarter than you

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:42:18 2020 No.18591377 File: 205 KB, 700x700, 34215228_big_p3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591326 are you mad or something, retard? don't @ me anymore

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:42:20 2020 No.18591378 File: 64 KB, 491x713, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees a slut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw got out right at the top >immigration btfo >rocketman btfo feels good to be a fucking chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:42:23 2020 No.18591381 June oil hitting teens tonight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:42:51 2020 No.18591389 >tfw all in on NET and RTX Will I be financially okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:43:16 2020 No.18591393 >>18591369 the only way buying airline/beoing stocks is a bad idea right now is if you need to liquidate in the next 2 years or they get nationalized(EXTREMELY unlikely)

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:43:37 2020 No.18591397

How do I transfer my account and stocks from TD Ameritrade to Robinhood? The only reason I went with TD is for supposedly better support... well... I tried calling the trading desk today and asking them how I could get compensated for purchasing WTI when it hit negative. The indian call center agent had no idea what I was talking about. I kept asking for a ticker but the stupid fool was clueless. Complete and utter joke considering I missed one of the best buying opportunities of my lifetime. I see today that oil is already back at $1 so really TD cost me potentially millions of dollars. I really have no more reason to stick with this moronic company and have decided to move everything to robinhood. Do I just create an account at robinhood and fill out something to transfer everything across? Also for the future how would I buy WTI on Robinhood? I expect another negative price could be occurring soon and don't want to miss it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:43:44 2020 No.18591398 >>18591351 >buy something that might take 2 years for you to make significant money off of this is a get rich quick scheme board goy, buy raw Tesla options and spend your stimulus on dogecoin

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:43:51 2020 No.18591399 File: 46 KB, 677x221, Screenshot from 2020-04-20 23-43-10.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >he fell for the end of the world meme

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:44:49 2020 No.18591413 >>18591377 >t. coping animeposter Reminder that I will always be 1.5 times better than you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:45:00 2020 No.18591415 Calls on tankers? Or is it too late?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:45:14 2020 No.18591422 >>18591327 what does it make you think anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:45:31 2020 No.18591423 >got out of gme today when it pumped today i almost sold on friday. thank you god for watching over my retard hands.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:45:55 2020 No.18591430 >>18591399 it's almost like stay at home measures worked, the biggest fear were hospital beds being at capacity

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:46:45 2020 No.18591436 >>18591218 Gold is in the shitter too. Can’t eat gold. Can’t use gold at most locations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:47:45 2020 No.18591447 File: 166 KB, 1024x1024, 1587303263727m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591397 >potentially millions of dollars How are you going to pay for your tranny faggot drugs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:47:50 2020 No.18591450 File: 283 KB, 977x1180, 1505794904738.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591413 you are sad and pathetic

Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:47:56 2020 No.18591452
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>>18591354
pfft, everyone here is a long/short chad.
We buy only the finest of stocks that stand to benefit from all this. And we short the index that contains many companies that will default.

Long/short is the truth.

>>18591213
agree HARD on NOT shorting the QQQ, but why not smallcaps? My understanding is that the smallcaps will most likely lead the next move up or down.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:48:15 2020 No.18591457 >buy a couple hundred shares of some shit stock like GE or F >sell covered call after covered call to degenerate gamblers as they crab right along

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:48:52 2020 No.18591461 File: 16 KB, 466x422, 1571093472538.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591354 >as he posts from his iphone

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:49:28 2020 No.18591468 >>18591358 that makes me rock fucking hard bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:50:32 2020 No.18591473 >>18591285 Barrels can be transported by ship multiple times, but when moved by pipeline the barrel wears out quickly. So the average lifespan of a barrel is only 40 days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:50:50 2020 No.18591477 >>18591415 NAT, TNK but it's probably too late.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:50:53 2020 No.18591478 >>18591457 Based and thetapilled Gamblers are out in force nowadays so the premiums on those stocks are probably way out of proportion to their IV

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:51:29 2020 No.18591490 >>18591473 Barrels aren't put in a pipeline...lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:51:34 2020 No.18591491 File: 313 KB, 504x696, 0A99F3D5-2172-4F17-86F2-D8AA3A047F0B.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So /smg/ what are your moves tomorrow morning at market open?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:51:46 2020 No.18591494 File: 174 KB, 707x540, the-average-investor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591457 Can't make this shit up, I can understand how an index fund outperforms so-called functional human beings now

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:52:38 2020 No.18591504 >>18591397 Generally you need to pay fees for both origin destination brokers when doing a transfer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:53:01 2020 No.18591508 File: 110 KB, 1024x640, 1584661601892.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591398 I understand most people here are looking for immediate gains but the airline industry is literally free money

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:53:32 2020 No.18591514 File: 184 KB, 1080x1349, 1587400932869.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591491 Probably going to look for vids of her. Then maybe see what happens with KO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:54:32 2020 No.18591522 >>18591398 >get rich quick >coins That’s the rest of the board retard. This General is for buy and hodlers with occasional bears coming to ruin everyone’s fun and money making. It’s a bear market now, so lots of bobos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:55:09 2020 No.18591530 Spy puts yet or is this just a roadbump

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:55:25 2020 No.18591535 >>18591514 That retard uses a huge amount of photoshopping on her body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:55:41 2020 No.18591538 >>18591491 Standing in front of the shell gas station and haggling with the owner. The guy still wants money from me for some reason. I said I take it all for free. >>18591457 >Telling the plebs the true way YOU FOOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:56:19 2020 No.18591542 File: 25 KB, 800x457, Etsy_logo_lg_rgb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Help me bros. I'm sure Etsy and it is mooning and won't stop. My average price is $48 and it is inching to $70! At $100 I am wiped out!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:56:40 2020 No.18591549 >>18591522 >not making money on both up and down swings Why? >>18591530 Look at the daily trends in volume and several indicators/oscillators of your choice over a 3, 6, or 12 month window. You will have your answer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:56:40 2020 No.18591550 >>18591508 I made my first 10x gains (wouldve been 50x if I'd held longer) on american airlines back in 2009. agree with you, but wait 6-12 months

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:56:42 2020 No.18591552 >>18591491 PM, KO, LMT, and EMR are releasing earnings before markets open. LMT might be a good bellwether for how companies that make airplane parts do and EMR is interesting because of their exposure to oil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:56:47 2020 No.18591553 >>18591450 At least I'm not a poorfag like (you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:57:39 2020 No.18591566 >>18591491 Absolutely nothing. I'm going to watch DPZ and hope it goes up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:57:56 2020 No.18591571 >>18591530 Νεω ραrαδιgμ. Go all in puts. Don’t be a reddit nigger though and have a stop loss in mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:58:40 2020 No.18591580 >>18591490 Are you from reddit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 20 23:58:42 2020 No.18591583 If futures dont go up by at least 1% in the next 8 hours I'm jumping off a building

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:00:18 2020 No.18591605 File: 779 KB, 1212x1290, Screen Shot 2020-04-20 at 8.58.32 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fucking government just can't let me get some inverse gains...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:00:21 2020 No.18591606 >>18591583 RIP

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:00:49 2020 No.18591610 >>18591583 Looks like we lost another one to margin trading lads

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:01:17 2020 No.18591616 File: 353 KB, 414x428, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591583 why dont you jump into my arms instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:01:41 2020 No.18591623 >>18591494 Seriously, GE and F have normie brand recognition and are cheap enough that you can get shares on a $15/hr McJob. Might as well have gotten a government bailout.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:01:44 2020 No.18591625 >>18591605 Fucking KEK, every time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:01:53 2020 No.18591627 >>18591583 Anon... We're on the right side of the bull trap. You should have closed your hard longs days ago.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:02:31 2020 No.18591635 File: 42 KB, 493x575, 1435292093475.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591553 show us your 2k robinhood portfolio

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:05:44 2020 No.18591688 >>18591635 Even if I wanted to I couldn't, since My IP is range banned. Regardless, impressing a retarded animenigger who shorts SPX instead of smallcap is a waste of my time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:06:40 2020 No.18591698 >>18591688 Use a temp image uploader you pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:07:24 2020 No.18591705 File: 623 KB, 1000x1000, 1586483829347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Virgin Airlines isnt crashing" says CEO appointed 20 minutes ago after the last CEO jumped out the window https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-r2d_nyhso

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:07:33 2020 No.18591706 >>18591688 >sub $1000 account yikes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:09:19 2020 No.18591729 File: 115 KB, 1080x2160, Screenshot_20200420-230850.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591542 What the fuck. How?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:11:17 2020 No.18591754 >>18591729 No one knows. Most of the stuff sold is custom stuff for parties or custom things for disposable income. Both of which are wiped out. Basically it is mooning despite half of the stores closed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:11:47 2020 No.18591760 File: 928 KB, 564x1116, 1587072833583.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591729 Because it dipped 50% then rose 100% because of delusional hopium in tech to save the economy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:12:41 2020 No.18591772 >>18591491 Go back faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:13:04 2020 No.18591779 >>18591698 >do my bidding >t. poorfag No. >>18591706 >yikes gb2wsb

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:13:35 2020 No.18591785 >>18591760 Because basic white girl stocks ALWAYS outperform everything else. They are purely unstoppable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:13:43 2020 No.18591789 >>18591354 Based flexchad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:14:20 2020 No.18591792 >>18591754 people are panic buying homemade masks off it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:15:05 2020 No.18591803 File: 72 KB, 583x387, delusional.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she's just trolling at this point right

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:16:06 2020 No.18591818
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>>18591760
>>18591785
Years ago I was selling a Star Trek plate on eBay. Shit didn't want to sell. Next one I sold it had a small scratch in it. Sold like hotcakes! The person obviously thought they were getting a deal and they could live with the scratch.

This is the stock market now. What is a perfectly good deal is ignored, while shit is selling for double the price!

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:16:06 2020 No.18591819

>>18591760
>>18591754
Where do you think people are ordering their personalized masks from? You’ve seen the shit they do with those masks in Japan right?

And there is potential for a lot of cottage industry while there are trade and manufacturing disruptions. I saw a guy talking about it on yahoo finance a while ago but I thought it was retarded because they still need the raw materials.

>>	0xBitcoin Tue Apr 21 00:16:15 2020 No.18591824 I'm starting to worry anons. Will SQQQ ever move again?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:16:27 2020 No.18591829 >>18591803 I don't think she doesn't know how futures contracts work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:16:59 2020 No.18591836 >>18591803 Did you expect her to be competent or understand what was happening?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:17:11 2020 No.18591843 File: 1.18 MB, 213x213, 4878974.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591729

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:17:28 2020 No.18591846 >>18591491 I wanna make hapa babies with Mia

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:17:35 2020 No.18591849 >>18591819 Selling masks does not make up for all the lost business. Do you realize how much stuff etsy was selling for birthdays, anniversaries, graduations, marriages, showers, sports, etc? All gone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:17:47 2020 No.18591851 >>18591803 She's not wrong though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:17:49 2020 No.18591853 WHY ARE FUTURES DOWN, I WAS GOING TO WAIT FOR A BOUNCE TO DOUBLE DOWN ON PUTS I SOLD OUT OF THEM

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:18:00 2020 No.18591856
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Everything in this faggoty ass market is doing the exact same thing
Outlaw index funds and ETFs or piss in my fucking asshole
Just you wait, a random megacap tech company is going to have worse than expected earnings and the entire market will decide "yup that's it, we're going to go down now lol" just like it did in february with Apple

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:18:15 2020 No.18591859 File: 30 KB, 1080x377, robinhood.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591824 i pray to God

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:18:51 2020 No.18591871 Another wave of panic selling, if it happens, will be lead by a tech sell off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:19:11 2020 No.18591878 >>18591824 >not picking SPXS or SPXU

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:19:14 2020 No.18591879 >>18591856 >You could have prevented this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:20:06 2020 No.18591893 >>18591851 what exactly are these "millions" of green energy jobs?

>>	0xBitcoin Tue Apr 21 00:20:16 2020 No.18591895 File: 109 KB, 697x1000, 1564611520916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591871 That's my boy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:20:16 2020 No.18591896 File: 142 KB, 599x358, 1587303677030.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591803 >>18591851 >cheap oil >the right time transition away from a cheap source of energy >she's not wrong though >1 post by this ID

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:20:58 2020 No.18591902 >>18591859 >lists what the fuck, i didnt even know this was a thing

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:21:08 2020 No.18591905
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>>18591818
>stocks are a good deal right now
>while at near all time highs
Ill wait for a gooder deal, thanks

>>18591819
>they moon because a tiny nearly insignificant portion of their sales in the last month was topical
Wow, big brane anal sys here!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:21:22 2020 No.18591909 >>18591896 Spotted the oil bagholder

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:21:25 2020 No.18591910 >>18591856 >Outlaw index funds and ETFs or piss in my fucking asshole I was thinking the same thing today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:22:45 2020 No.18591929 >>18591729 White women. Etsy, Starbucks, Lululemon, and Ulta are the White Woman Index and its strong af.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:23:05 2020 No.18591938

>>18591902
It was enabled on my robinhood around last friday for like 2 hours, shit disappeared and I had to re-add all that shit to my watchlist sans lists.

Apparently they've been working on that shit since 2018, dunno why they don't roll it out it works fine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:23:06 2020 No.18591939 >>18591909 >X is cheap >it is time to move away from X Why are commies so retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:23:19 2020 No.18591942 >>18591905 >Ill wait for a gooder deal, thanks I'm talking about Etsy, that just mooned big time. Buying anything else would be a logically better deal. >>18591929 Another reason to not like women.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:23:44 2020 No.18591948 >>18591856 >worse than expected earnings Bullish and priced in

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:24:09 2020 No.18591954 >>18591938 I don't see it, what the fuck are they doing over there?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:24:15 2020 No.18591958 >tfw don't understand options How long till get good

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:24:24 2020 No.18591959 >>18591803 she is a brainlet, just read her green new deal paper

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:24:40 2020 No.18591963 >>18591958 >How long till get good The moment you go bankrupt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:25:00 2020 No.18591965 >>18591958 Until your account is drained.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:25:15 2020 No.18591968 What tickers for a COOMER portfoilio? I wish to make a meme account with 1 share of each.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:25:18 2020 No.18591970 >>18591856 >Outlaw index funds and ETFs seethe

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:25:19 2020 No.18591969 >>18591939 Don’t use X like that because I immediately think you are talking about US steel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:25:55 2020 No.18591978 >>18591958 options take very long time for understooding completely people who actually make consistent money with options do so because they can math in their head and have much exp with how the options can react

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:26:01 2020 No.18591981 >>18591968 mindgeek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:26:20 2020 No.18591986 >>18591958 Do the wheel strategy till you learn or blow up a couple $5k accounts

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:26:25 2020 No.18591987 Yo insiders, can someone please just give me a tip for tomorrow? I just want comfy gains, I don't even have that much money so I'll not affect your profits at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:26:59 2020 No.18591994 >>18591938 Looks like I don't have it yet. Damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:27:21 2020 No.18592005 What are the odds we open green? aka at 3am we just get an influx of green candles up the ass? >We're Cogs in the machine I turned $500 into 29,000 back down to $4,800 and I'm all in on calls. AMA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:28:37 2020 No.18592021 >>18591987 It's already too late for tomorrow, all the action happens overnight. If you aren't holding over night you aren't making money.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:28:42 2020 No.18592022 >>18592005 >I turned $500 into 29,000 How?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:29:16 2020 No.18592031 >>18591987 Nah fuck off, the shit I’m looking at is already illiquid enough and you’d totally swing at that shit with a gorillion dollars of margin and ruin my play.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:29:43 2020 No.18592036 >>18592021 Alright well tell me the buys tomorrow so I can feel the gains on Wednesday. I can wait.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:29:53 2020 No.18592041
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>>18591958
5 years if you're smart. Never if you are average. And by smart, you know calculus and computer science and have autism or drugs. Thats why normal people shouldn't trade options,

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:31:01 2020 No.18592054 >>18591803 Progressives follow morality off the cliff into demise. A perfect example of how a degree doesn't make you smart.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:31:49 2020 No.18592063

>>18592022
I bought calls on the way up of AMD and QQQ, bought PUTS on Tesla when it was $800 sold them when Tesla touched $350.

I was all in on Tesla PUTS again, but I am trying different strategies because I am retarded.

I still want to short Tesla, but I think we will be green for a few more weeks / months. Sentiment is till too bearish IMO

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:31:57 2020 No.18592065

>>18591583
Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:32:34 2020 No.18592071 >>18592022 Shoved it in his asshole and shorted oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:33:17 2020 No.18592085 File: 831 KB, 1125x2001, 48021C66-0308-482D-8EF8-08FBA3F6DE29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591779 Oh sweaty... Just because they steal our memes doesn’t make them their memes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:34:00 2020 No.18592092 >>18591987 Look up DOC (cloud md on app store)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:34:30 2020 No.18592099 >>18592063 Tesla will continue its shitcoin run until battery day, which is why it keeps being rescheduled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:35:50 2020 No.18592114 >>18592065 I was just joking brother, and dont worry I'm already Christgang

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:37:03 2020 No.18592126 File: 154 KB, 263x386, 7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592065 >>18592114 very based christbros in this thread feeling blessed

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:37:05 2020 No.18592127 >>18592099 whats battery day and why is it being rescheduled so much

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:37:21 2020 No.18592130 >>18591849 >>18591905 I’m just spitballing at why people are buying it. I’m pretty sure it’s not part of the nasdaq 100. It’s just tech and it’s on the nasdaq. Anyone with a wife/gf/sister/daughter seen them spend much more time/$ on Etsy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:37:39 2020 No.18592137 >>18591083 based Ackman

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:38:31 2020 No.18592145 >>18591856 >Outlaw index funds and ETFs or piss in my fucking asshole I pick the latter, no homo. I like muh ETFs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:38:57 2020 No.18592151 >>18591477 What about TNP?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:39:29 2020 No.18592156 >>18592092 >Canadian I mean, I'll watch it, just for you friend, but it's already up 12%. Doesn't sound very inside to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:39:37 2020 No.18592160 >>18592085 >yikes >4chan meme You have to go back.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:39:55 2020 No.18592163 File: 66 KB, 463x463, 3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591146 imagine how bad it would have been if he did nothing. imagine how terrifying it would have been if hillary had been in office. what is she even doing during this crisis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:40:53 2020 No.18592169 >>18592160 Yikes. Dilate, incel. It’s the first place I saw it and it’s usually the one that generates the content. Except for garbage like punctuating sentences by adding claps.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:40:58 2020 No.18592171 >>18591145 why would the market be negative if kim dies? i'd buy some extra stock just to celebrate.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:41:50 2020 No.18592187 File: 5 KB, 624x60, eh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sweet gains

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:41:51 2020 No.18592188 >>18591452 Which ones? Don't give me that meme of utilities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:41:54 2020 No.18592189 >>18592163 Selling masks to China and tests to Korea. She’s also smuggling cunny out of the country to sell to North Korea along with our nuclear codes.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:41:59 2020 No.18592190

>>18592099
>>18592127
Yeah wtf is battery day, anyways I hope market sentiment seems to be going bullish on here, which indicates it will be bullish on CNBC a few days from now, which means once we get our next CNBC "stock market has bottomed story"

Then we descend.
I'm in Apple Calls so wish me luck

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:42:55 2020 No.18592197 >>18592171 My first thought was pump, but then I remembered the market hates uncertainty. >>18592163 Damn though it’s been 4 years... is she, dare I say it, rent free?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:42:55 2020 No.18592199 >>18592171 Uncertainty.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:43:06 2020 No.18592202 File: 833 KB, 1400x933, 6-François_Duhamel-Daniel-Day-Lewis_There_Will_Be_Blood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm thinking of all in on GUSH puts. How about it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:43:40 2020 No.18592207 File: 241 KB, 450x550, 1506046629996.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] significant index dump this week?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:44:27 2020 No.18592211 >>18592202 >shorting the bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:44:39 2020 No.18592215 File: 220 KB, 1280x853, orthodox christian anime.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18591583 >Trading on margin >>18592114 Based >>18592126 BASED

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:44:54 2020 No.18592217 so prices on oil in europe will also crash on opening?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:45:07 2020 No.18592218 When are oil tariffs gonna happen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:46:04 2020 No.18592232 File: 55 KB, 614x586, 1585429425863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592211 >the top is the bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:46:19 2020 No.18592234 >>18592211 Robintrack just showed a huge surge in USO buying. No way it's the bottom. Oil is going sub 10.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:48:54 2020 No.18592258

>>18592232
>The ceiling is the floor

>precious resistance becomes future support

>>18592234
Kek do you filter all your investments through the robintrack plebfilter?
I hate seeing my investments in the top 100, but I’m not shocked NTDOY is on there. Especially considering it’s usually less than $50 per share.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:49:58 2020 No.18592267 Hopefully the market follows the futures tomorrow and gets down so I can get out of this SDOW position.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:50:49 2020 No.18592278 File: 15 KB, 144x226, more questions.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592217 Hm? Futures are traded continously except for the weekends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:50:57 2020 No.18592282 >>18592267 closing during a dip? why not let it print?

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:51:06 2020 No.18592283
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>>18592151
I don't know. I've never messed around with it, and I doubt anyone here has. But that certainly doesn't make it a good or bad idea.
I've been lucky to come out ahead the few times I've messed with options, but I recognize that I'm of average intelligence at best so I stick to long HODLs with some swing trading. I love the meme shit, too, like TRNX last week. Make a little money, set some aside for Sam's cut, and put the rest in my mutual fund or add to my long stocks. Tis the life of a humble poorfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:51:31 2020 No.18592288 File: 29 KB, 728x574, ohDKCIOg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592258 >this is the bottom >oil companies can't go bankrupt

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:51:53 2020 No.18592291

>>18592169
>le ebin buzzwords
>4chan generating content
We have been spamming wojak and pepe edits for the past 7+ years, what content are you even speaking of? The only chans who make content don't even speak English, or are so slow it makes /n/ look fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:51:53 2020 No.18592292 TSLA shills believe battery day is the day they announce a battery half the cost at double the power (range). I don't buy it, despite DAHN.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:52:03 2020 No.18592296 File: 51 KB, 737x612, EWGJaWnUcAE3o2U.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592258 I like to at least take a look. Come on, do oil longs really think they are following the "smart money" on this one?

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:52:11 2020 No.18592298
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>>18592197
>rent free
dude there's not a single day that should go by when you aren't grateful for dodging a bullet. always remind yourself how much worse things could be and you'll live happier.

>>18592199
it's not like they are a big enough player in the global economy for it to matter if north korea becomes chaotic. if anything US will use any chaos as an understandable coup.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:52:51 2020 No.18592306
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>>18592211
Until there is not a single oil exploration company standing we have not reached the bottom.
There is nothing ahead except pain.

Unless Trump buys oil and burns it. Its clown world so that might happen and youre right. Fuck I know.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:53:47 2020 No.18592313 >>18591354 I got here in 2019. What does that make me?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:54:07 2020 No.18592319 >>18592282 uh have you seen this fucking market? It's completely illogically going up despite all realistic fundamental measures. I'm done playing against the perpetual motion machine Jerome has.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:55:27 2020 No.18592332 Accumulate REFR

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:56:10 2020 No.18592337 >>18592319 never change biz

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:56:22 2020 No.18592339 >>18592332 Bro that shit hasn't done anything for 10 years. You'd be rich if you would have went into AMD instead.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:57:08 2020 No.18592345 >>18592283 I want to hug her and squeeze those giant...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:57:11 2020 No.18592346 >>18591398 Fuck you dont talk shit about dogecoin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:57:24 2020 No.18592349 >>18592337 See you on Thursday when the market completely reverses again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 00:59:44 2020 No.18592364 >>18592306 What are you shorting exactly? You can short companies like Exxon, but good luck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:01:39 2020 No.18592381 >>18592207 why would it?

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:02:18 2020 No.18592389

>>18592364
>What are you shorting exactly?
Nothing right now.
>You can short companies like Exxon, but good luck.
I wouldnt.
If you really want to short stuff then short oil exploration. We dont need oil. What we need even less is new oil wells.
A lot of these comapnies are in the process of going bankrupt. Some did already.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:04:38 2020 No.18592411 >>18592389 Oil exploration will be fine. You think everyone is going to sit inside for the next year for a virus that has a 0.5% deathrate? Some of those companies will go belly up. But some will be fine, and new ones will pop up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:06:28 2020 No.18592431 Is it just me or is everyone calling this a clown market a bear who is losing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:06:56 2020 No.18592435 File: 2.96 MB, 600x450, Government stimulus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How accurate is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:06:59 2020 No.18592436 File: 30 KB, 657x527, 1579755476759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592381 I'm just hoping it won't pump. we're in a potentially worrisome technical spot for bulls.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:07:03 2020 No.18592437

>doubled money
>waited and didn't sell
>it was the peak
>now back in the red
every time I sell it jumps up after, every time I play greedy it burns me like this. I even tell myself "better to take a profit" and then don't do it. Why is my brain smooth?

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:07:26 2020 No.18592442
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>>18592411
We have this same discussion every single day for the last month, with the oil price dropping a bit each time someone mentions GUSH.

I think oil exploration is essentially dead unless some miracle gov intervention.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:07:50 2020 No.18592446 >>18592431 It is just you, because this is indeed a clown market which was never that irrational. Then again we never had that great interventions of central banks. >t. cashbro here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:09:13 2020 No.18592461 >>18592437 Never sell the top. Sell on the way up. Since you never know where the top is, it’s best to just sell at a decent profit or just hold for a long ass time

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:09:42 2020 No.18592467 >>18592431 yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:10:44 2020 No.18592474 File: 87 KB, 728x612, 1586895845062.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily reminder

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:11:30 2020 No.18592483 File: 29 KB, 322x480, female viagra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592435 clever

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:13:00 2020 No.18592494 >>18592474 >>18592467 >Cherry picking random options traders who gamble their net worth away. Seems like bulls are hitting max delusion very soon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:13:12 2020 No.18592496 >>18592474 Bears get the rope

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:14:06 2020 No.18592505 >>18592494 See below >>18592496

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:14:45 2020 No.18592516 >>18592496 Neither a bull nor a bear, retarded bull.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:15:14 2020 No.18592519 >>18592474 https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/g17zmf/feast_your_eyes_on_my_losses_689k_on_spx_puts/ sure could have been worse, could have been -689.1k

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:15:38 2020 No.18592524 File: 260 KB, 475x462, 1584659491132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592411 >muh virus Imagine being this retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:17:06 2020 No.18592537 File: 36 KB, 170x162, pain and suffering masked by smug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592474 >These are the people I sell my calls to Can I be sued for damages when the people are that obviously retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:18:39 2020 No.18592553 >>18592474 The epitome of wsb and reddit as a whole. People so desperate for attention and internet cred they gamble ludicrous amounts of money on 50/50 shit just so they can get some upvotes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:18:40 2020 No.18592554 >>18592537 i like this image anon thank you for posting it in every thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:19:06 2020 No.18592559 Why shouldn't I go all in on at the money USO leaps dated for 2022

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:19:24 2020 No.18592561 File: 95 KB, 724x720, smug 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592554 Youre welcome

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:19:30 2020 No.18592563 File: 536 KB, 750x1000, B6C21B6A-E25B-46FF-BB35-E437EE3D33CE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592524 >the fact that no one is driving or flying because of a virus has nothing to do with a virus You are having a difficult time today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:19:37 2020 No.18592565 File: 2.95 MB, 960x720, 1587419875758.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592483

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:20:26 2020 No.18592573 >>18592559 Because June contracts are going to do the same shit. We haven’t seen the bottom yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:21:08 2020 No.18592583 So what do we think for Thursday when we get another 5 million jobless claims? +3%? +4%?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:23:59 2020 No.18592612 >>18592573 You've got time for a swing trade desu

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:24:25 2020 No.18592617
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>>18592563
>things just turn back on to normal!
>these companies that were already on the brink of bankruptcy will not go bankrupt
>Russia and OPEC will just stop because reasons, even though the whole point is to bankrupt US energy companies
u soooo smart!!! wow! biiiiig brane man! u buy my oil yes??? buy loooots! very good deal!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:27:40 2020 No.18592645 You are a fucking idiots if you think paper contracts resemble anything. I bought lots of cheap stocks yesterday on the panic

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:27:47 2020 No.18592647 >>18592617 Put your money where your mouth is fatty. I have 1/3 of my assets in United Airlines. Ask me how I sleep at night? Very well thank you

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:28:16 2020 No.18592654
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>>18592298
>there’s such a thing as winning when you’re choosing between reps and Dems
They’re just a different shade of hell. Those fucking boomers have to be two of the most hated people in the country and yet those were our choices.

In the future, if I can choose my slave master I’d like them to be a bigtiddy Asian girl or redhead who wears some kinky shit. Not a pants suit, not Orange tanner. No fatties please.

>>18592291
The biggest twitter meme I’m aware of recently came from biz. Could you imagine if the fed minutes ever contain a reference to “brrrr”?

>>18592296
I don’t know. They probably think it’s $5, what the hell right? It’s a lotto ticket.

It has to come back. It’s the same logic that the silver-incels use when they talk about that gold:silver price ratio. It makes sense if you don’t think about it.

>>18592563
Is that megumins alternate outfit? I don’t remember being able to so clearly see her cute uhh, you know that funny spot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:28:22 2020 No.18592655 >>18592617 its all fake though so you still dont know

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:32:34 2020 No.18592690
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>Thinking about buying GE and CARR
>Bout to buy 100 shares deal of a life time.
>Wait a minute
>Why inherit the risk when I can get free tendies?
>GE is basically at the bottom
>Sell cash covered put for GE with long af expiration date to max dat premium
>Put up the money I was gonna invest as collateral.
>Worse case I can be in is to end up with the shares I wanted and a tasty $600 in collateral.
>wait for market to crash for CARR and do the same
>Then wait until the market improves and then close the contract with a cheaper put with the same strike/expiration.

Am I becoming the thinking man?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:32:51 2020 No.18592693 >Trump announces he wants to buy 70 million barrels for the strategic reserve >oil futures jump at the news >nevermind the fact that 70 million is only what we produce in a week efficient markets my ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:32:55 2020 No.18592694 File: 5 KB, 235x116, spypoots3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592647 >SPY puts >LVS puts >APA puts >BA puts >UAL puts dabs on your grave

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:34:23 2020 No.18592709 >>18592690 CARR is probably a good play at any price below $15 desu I'm holding some I bought right after the split, I think they're being underrated because they haven't announced their dividend policy yet

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:34:27 2020 No.18592710 >>18592693 realize its all fake and save yourself the pain

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:34:33 2020 No.18592712
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lol yesterday was hilarious

Daily reminder:

America, like a greedy millennial/zoomer whore, did ANYTHING for their oil empire:

>All the families they torn apart with bombs
>All the democracies they overthrew
>All the innocent children the killed
>All the men they sacrificed

All for nothing.

NOTHING could save them from their own arrogance and retardation.

Today marks the beginning of the end of america.

GOOD RIDDANCE!

>bring on the cope

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:34:41 2020 No.18592713 >>18592583 300 SPY EOW

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:34:56 2020 No.18592715 >>18591514 Ok I give up, where is he hiding his penis?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:35:59 2020 No.18592727 File: 651 KB, 516x725, 6CE91FE1-775D-4C07-9338-E25D471DED87.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592694 >SPY puts You’re gonna come down with a bad case of rape.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:36:07 2020 No.18592729 >>18592690 >long af expiration date M8, if you are selling puts longer than a month you better be doing a calendar spread. Go look at a theta curve, 30 days is the sweet spot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:36:35 2020 No.18592737 >>18592709 I agree completely. I'm probably going to scoop some up while the market shits just for some divvies. Same with AT&T

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:37:36 2020 No.18592748 >>18592729 Hmm, I'll check that out. Thanks m8. What's the down side for having a longer put?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:40:17 2020 No.18592775 >>18592748 Lower APY on your collateral. Always rationalize your options sells in terms of APY of premium/collateral.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:40:17 2020 No.18592776
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>>18592727
>entering a depression
>over 20 million unemployment
>oil crisis
>world wide debt crisis
SPY GOING TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS!!!!!!!
NOTHING BURGER FLU!
BACK TO WORK SALVES!
RETURN TO NORMAL!

I still can't believe idiots like you think everything is fine, lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:40:56 2020 No.18592781 Anyone got thoughts on the EROS merger?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:44:41 2020 No.18592811 File: 47 KB, 1015x669, 1587445191306.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592776 You will go bankrupt on your bad bets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:45:53 2020 No.18592825 >>18592645 Kek post those cheap stocks dummy. >>18592776 >he fell for the rate hike trade war impeachment nuclear North Korea airborne aids meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:46:02 2020 No.18592827 File: 41 KB, 480x320, download (74).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592712 The world is as is not as you wish it to be.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:47:10 2020 No.18592839
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War is inevitable. Which is why you should buy my patented Napalm Sticks to Kids™ portfolio

https://youtu.be/t9eybY9qFfY
>Raytheon (RTX)
>Lockmart (LMT)
>Northrop Grumman (NOC)
>DOW Chemicals (DOW)
>General Dynamics (GD)
>Chevron (CVX)
>Exxon (XOM)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:47:10 2020 No.18592840 >>18592775 Interesting. So the best cash covered puts are within 30 days? Calendar spreads, at least from a glance, seem to be when you bet the stock is going to go down still so that you recover from the option being exercised.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:49:53 2020 No.18592863 >>18592712 What happened yesterday? Also, reminder that it’s in your head >WITH THEIR TANKS >AND THEIR BOMBS >AND THEIR BOMBS >AND THEIR GUNS >IN YOUR HEAD >IN YOUR HEAD >>18592827 >pour juice on your chin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:53:10 2020 No.18592893 File: 880 KB, 1280x718, 1569791257347.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592839 >my patented Napalm Sticks to Kids™ portfolio >"children suckin on his mothers tit, (chuckem with a goosentrip???) Dow chemical doesnt give a shit"

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:54:11 2020 No.18592901

>>18592840
Between 30-45 days. Calendar spreads are when you sell a long expiry option and buy a short expiry option. The reason for this is to use the larger credit from the long expiry to buy multiples of the short expiry while still collecting a premium. For example, you’d sell a December GE put for $100 and buy 3 June calls for $30.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:55:44 2020 No.18592922 File: 110 KB, 800x450, apache_air_assault_1_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592893 If they run, they're Chavistas. If they hold, they're well disciplined Chavistas.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:56:37 2020 No.18592933 File: 56 KB, 1024x578, 1542590474126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592839 absolutely based and liberationpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:58:21 2020 No.18592948 File: 2.72 MB, 1280x720, 1583469863372.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18592922 wtf im a Tesla® sponsored Space-X® Pirate now

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 01:59:48 2020 No.18592967
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Guys... the smug british CNBC guy just said the government doesn’t have infinite money and can only bail out companies for so long.

That’s just for the UK, right? We don’t have that problem in the US, do we?

>>18592901
>>18592775
>>18592729
Oh very interesting... this sounds better than simple credit spreads to harvest premium. I need to use this to figure out how to get all the KO shares possible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:01:00 2020 No.18592982 >>18592967 >guys... the smug british CNBC guy just said the government doesn’t have infinite money What part of BRRRRRRR do you not understand?

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:01:04 2020 No.18592984

>>18592811
You another lucky retard who feels like a genius after buying the right options?
>muh fundamentals dont matter
>muh printer go brrrrrr
>muh v recovery
>muh this time its different
Shits fucked and you have no evidence to support otherwise. This is such a repetitive chore.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:02:10 2020 No.18593002 File: 9 KB, 811x120, dildoupdate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] big green dildo after 2 hours of no action

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:02:13 2020 No.18593004 >>18592948 what show?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:07:34 2020 No.18593056 >>18593004 The Expanse, it's terrific, but read the books first

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:09:03 2020 No.18593072

>>18592984
Doesn’t really make any sense to be smug when you’re buying naked puts, especially if you’re net-short. If that’s the case it’s straight gambling, not even hedging.

Hope it works out with you but smallcaps MIGHT be about to fuck me over and lead the market higher. You don’t care about buying puts when vix and IV are so high?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:13:26 2020 No.18593107 >>18593002 >big green dildo Zoom out

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:14:29 2020 No.18593120 >>18593002 Trading on 1min candles.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:16:15 2020 No.18593130 File: 497 KB, 720x720, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bulls tomorrow morning :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:21:29 2020 No.18593169 >>18593107 why don't you trying zooming in and enhancing instead

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:22:37 2020 No.18593182 >>18593130 what the fuck zombie movie is this makeup work for

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:24:46 2020 No.18593204

>>18593072
>naked puts
>net short
>straight gambling
>hedging
>VIX and IV
Did you just finish stock market 101???
>What are resistance levels
>What are in the money options
>You cant buy "naked" options, you write naked options
>What is market sentiment
>What are market fundamentals
>What are shot term trading strategies
>What is risk tolerance
>What are price targets
Bruh

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:25:51 2020 No.18593213 >>18593204 >inbefore priced in meme

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:27:20 2020 No.18593233 File: 70 KB, 1275x587, free money.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did you buy the dippiest dip to ever dip?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:32:12 2020 No.18593280 >>18593233 please buy them and get rekt

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:33:07 2020 No.18593287 Amazon calls go brrrrrrr soon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:34:13 2020 No.18593295 >>18592553 It wasn't 50/50. We're going back down. Reddit fag just got the timeframe wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:35:01 2020 No.18593308 euro futures are down is the bull market going in reversal i entered some speculative positions and should sell then

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:36:40 2020 No.18593323 >>18593308 euros/dax are up lad

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:37:12 2020 No.18593328 File: 117 KB, 1600x713, Screenshot_20200421-023553_Robinhood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feels good to finally break free from PDT tyranny bros FUCK THE SEC FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE 5-O TOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:38:44 2020 No.18593346 >>18593308 >DAX 10.489,0 -45,3 -0,43% > -0,43% > - >futures are up

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:40:49 2020 No.18593367 >>18592283 sauce? name?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:41:12 2020 No.18593368 File: 139 KB, 1242x957, 1586538999546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18593213 >99% market crash already priced in bro! >Deal of the century bro! >The tv money guy said so!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:41:58 2020 No.18593372 >>18593368 Shut up and buy oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:42:08 2020 No.18593374 File: 145 KB, 453x514, 1525358043293.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ftw got liquidated during the bear surge >ftw lost 75% of invested wealth I just hope this isn't the bottom

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:42:36 2020 No.18593376 buy water

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:43:00 2020 No.18593381 >>18593374 Bear more like BOAR ammirite lmao buy oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:43:53 2020 No.18593388 >>18591986 The Wheel is a scam. Selling covered calls is mathematically identical to naked puts so the wheel is mostly theatre. Just sell the puts and be done with it

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:48:39 2020 No.18593419 >>18593368 Kek, this image is peak clown world.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:50:54 2020 No.18593438 File: 714 KB, 2774x1993, 1531478916824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just used my liquidation deposit (so 25% that's left) to buy even more I don't believe that this is the end and the crash will happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:53:17 2020 No.18593460 >>18593438 Max. delusion reached soon, and all the dumb money bought. Why would you buy anything right now? 10% gains to ATH or another 30% down to retest the bottom isn't worth the risk at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:55:06 2020 No.18593477 >>18593438 It will but not before the most anticipated earnings week this quarter is over. May is when the crabby downtrend starts.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:57:36 2020 No.18593492 >>18593460 be a patriot and buy oil for the fatherland

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:58:47 2020 No.18593501
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Alright. I think Mike Wilson is most likely right and that El-Erian is too bearish. Even he and Dwyer are walking it back. Charts are looking real constructive. We may not go any lower than 2650 the next pullback. Fuck it.

Kinda wishing I had more tech and financials. The best financials aren't that cheap though, GS and BLK barely pulled back. MA and V are still a bit dangerous because of consumer spending. MSFT and AMZN... I should probably just kill myself for not buying on those damn nice pullbacks.

Anyone know why FinViz drew these lines on the WalMart chart? Seems they made a golden cross, but those straight pink lines look kind of arbitrary

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:58:56 2020 No.18593502
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>>18593460
ATH was overvalued to begin with and you have one of the largest economic slowdowns in history. Even though CARES is the largest stimulus package in literally forever, there's just too much market pressure on a correction and everything was dangerously overvalued. CARES will smooth out the losses, but the decline is still happening.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 02:59:48 2020 No.18593509 >>18593501 oops that's the General Mills chart. Which also did a Goldon Cross I guess, but I still have the same question

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:01:38 2020 No.18593528 RIP DAX

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:02:44 2020 No.18593541 >>18593492 I will buy some May contracts, take delievery, hoard them in my backyard and start a war with my neighbours, okay? >>18593502 Nothing i can disagree on.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:02:48 2020 No.18593543 >>18593501 >TA voodoo >Never below 2650 again! >Buying more at the top The delusion is strong.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:03:28 2020 No.18593545
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Also, catnip for the RTX plebs.
Relevant for LMTchads as well:

>Pentagon to ask U.S. Congress for emergency coronavirus funds to support defense industry
>2:30 PM ET, 04/20/2020 - Reuters
>By Mike Stone

>WASHINGTON, April 20 (Reuters) - The Pentagon will request billions of dollars in the next version of the stimulus package from Congress to assist the defense industry during the economic slump caused by the coronavirus outbreak, the Pentagon's top weapons buyer said on Monday.

>The pandemic is affecting defense companies in the Pentagon's aviation supply chain, as well as those in the shipbuilding industry and small space launch companies, the Pentagon official, Ellen Lord, said. She added some businesses have been forced to close and then reopen facilities to sanitate them following reports of infections.

>In an effort to provide financial support to defense contractors, such as the smaller suppliers of Lockheed Martin Corp and Boeing Co, the Pentagon has taken several measures including increasing interim payments, known as progress payments, on contracts and paying labor costs when healthy workers can't get to job sites.

>The Pentagon is tracking the spread of the virus throughout its vast supplier network, Lord told reporters on Monday.

>Out of 10,509 Defense Department contractors, 106 are closed with 68 companies having closed and reopened, Lord said. Of 11,413 subcontractors, 427 are closed with 147 having closed and reopened, she said.

>The Pentagon hopes to include billions of dollars to support its industry initiatives included in the next version of the CARES Act, Lord said without specifying the amount because the request has not been approved by the White House Office of Management and Budget.

>The Pentagon also finalized contracts late last week under the defense production act for making new N-95 respirator masks - $76 million going to 3M Co, $29 million to Owens & Minor Inc and $27.4 million to Honeywell International Inc, Lord said.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:05:42 2020 No.18593556 >>18593541 >I will buy some May contracts, take delievery, hoard them in my backyard and start a war with my neighbours, okay? Yes, war is good for the economy. Make sure to also invest in military contracts, we'll gun our way out of this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:07:33 2020 No.18593572 >>18591942 >Another reason to not like women. This is a reason to LOVE women. Can't be a MGTOW incel in business lad, quite the opposite. You have to love women superficially because separating them from their money is easy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:09:11 2020 No.18593583 holding only 3 calls on STNG , sad im a poorfag who couldnt buy more because this market fucked me over, also thinking of setting up an iron condor on SPY

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:11:26 2020 No.18593597 File: 139 KB, 1080x1310, 1584366973756.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why the fuck is US stock market still holding up? Given what's happening in the US, the worst is yet to come, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:11:28 2020 No.18593598 File: 30 KB, 300x250, 1523549780633.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AHHHHH that first sip of the morning Feels good man, where my /coffee crew/ at

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:12:48 2020 No.18593608 >>18593598 filter piss reporting in

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:12:57 2020 No.18593609 >>18593597 Stock market =! economy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:13:13 2020 No.18593613 >>18593598 Ahh that first hit of Crack

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:13:17 2020 No.18593615 File: 297 KB, 608x744, 1496381572305.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oil is getting wrecked again

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:13:43 2020 No.18593618 >>18593572 Poor fag wouldn't dislike them if he wasn't a poor fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:13:53 2020 No.18593620 >>18593598 It's still 5pm retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:13:56 2020 No.18593621 Oil is gonna be red again in a few minutes lol

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:14:50 2020 No.18593625
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>>18592442
>I think oil exploration is essentially dead
Temporary hibernation. Oil supply always does waves of over and undersupply. Alternatives won't be ready to take a big chunk out of oil demand for at least 15 years. The tech, and more importantly the infrastructure, will take time to build out. And keep in mind, this corona chan demand problem is the entire energy sector not just oil. Alternative energy has a steep hill to climb in the coming year trying to compete against water cheap oil.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:15:07 2020 No.18593627 File: 96 KB, 889x500, 1587134352863.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18593598 being addicted to coffee is a sign of mental illness

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:15:37 2020 No.18593632 File: 19 KB, 541x555, 1587380627358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18593597 CARES. Free money + 0% interest rates.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:15:38 2020 No.18593633
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>>18593543
I've got a lot of liquidity, a nice hedge position, and longs that I got at a good price.

And I never said never below 1650, that's just an approximation of where I'd like to take profits on some shorts and add that to longs.

I am getting a little antsy about this Regeneron position though. It just keeps fucking pumping? Is there any chance its fucking rheumetoid arthritis drug actually helps improve outcomes by reducing inflammation in COVID patients? We're supposed to get some sort of results this week...

I mean, what the FUCK does this pattern look like??
Not a sustainable one, right?

Or... consolidation and then breakout

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:17:32 2020 No.18593643 >>18593615 Yep. This will continue until something changes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:17:38 2020 No.18593645 >>18593627 i didn't need a coffee addiction to know i'm mentally ill

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:17:49 2020 No.18593647 Oktoberfest is cancelled. RIP Germany.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:18:09 2020 No.18593648 What if the entire bear market rally is dumb millenials who had no stock holdings but fat savings accounts going all in on vague memories of when they were kids in 2008?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:18:59 2020 No.18593656 File: 43 KB, 500x500, walls fall out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I I sell an option and it expires ITM, what are my odds of being assigned?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:19:18 2020 No.18593659 >>18593648 Check out the volume in this sucker rally and you will find out your answer.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:20:30 2020 No.18593668

>>18593656
I ask because a lot of people YOLO options and don't have the capital to exercise the option even if it expires ITM, so it seems like sometimes as an option seller even if you sell a contract that expires ITM, you would not get assigned on it?

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:20:58 2020 No.18593675

>>18593648
Nah. Not enough money there. This is the Fed and institutional money creating their own momentum between the two of them. Big whale money that wanted to keep shorter lost the struggle for now, got squeezed. I'm not sure if this can buy enough time to prevent a recession or no. Gotta reopen quick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:21:22 2020 No.18593680 Futures are turning green.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:21:45 2020 No.18593684 >>18593643 something always changes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:22:45 2020 No.18593691 >>18591083 How low do you guys think the Shell A stocks will go? Bought some yesterday and now its down. Ready to get more but don't want to spill my load before conception.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:22:53 2020 No.18593694 >>18593680 275 4/27 spy puts at open

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:22:54 2020 No.18593693 >>18593680 not really

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:23:44 2020 No.18593702

>>18593633
All pump on everything is FAKE. Its all propped up with fed money, but the plan wont work. Everything is going to crash because the value of these companies have been fudged for years using leveraged money. Now the calls are coming in, the man is here to collect. Even the fed cannot float the trillions of bad debt about to be dumped on the market.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:23:54 2020 No.18593705 >>18593648 yes, thats me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:25:44 2020 No.18593720 >>18593684 My meaning is oil is probably not going to wind up in a crabby flat holding pattern. Every fresh monthly contract is going to slide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:25:48 2020 No.18593722 >>18593702 debt relief nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:27:42 2020 No.18593740 >>18593720 Interesting. Ill hold you accountable for that claim

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:28:44 2020 No.18593746 >>18593722 How far? Because theres no money to pay these debts. Its gone. Thats the problem, and that debt ripples through the market. But this ripple is more like a tsunami.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:31:39 2020 No.18593767 File: 2.60 MB, 588x1000, 1563994881466.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>18593740 Until SOMETHING habbens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:33:19 2020 No.18593776 You laughed when you were warned about the obvious dead cat bounce the last month. Retarded bulls.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:38:03 2020 No.18593815

>>18593767
what the fuck is she watching
I didn't get the appeal of that sister on that show, she sucked. Rikka is probably the only cute chuu2.

>>18593702
You're just talking shit rather than looking closely. How did you get so indoctrinated? It's more useful to keep an open mind as the market has a tendency to surprise.
>the plan won't work!
>the valuations are too high!
>this is it! it was fake but it's about to get real!
why? If it's been fake for decades because of "leveraged money" what says it won't be "fake" for another year or twelve?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:38:17 2020 No.18593818 >>18593598 All these haters today coffee man. Fuck them! 8 hours until my first cup, but first I sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:40:05 2020 No.18593838 Why cant we just print even more money? literally what is stopping us? we're like a hundred tril in the hole

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:40:10 2020 No.18593839 >>18593680 I still can't believe we are still in a short-term uptrend. I'm actually making money off being a brainless bullfag.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:43:22 2020 No.18593871
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For Royal Dutch Shell Plc, the Anglo-Dutch giant that hasn't cut payments to shareholders since the Second World War, its 12-month dividend is equivalent to 14% of its current share price. BP Plc offers and yield of 12.4%, and France's Total SA 11%.

>buy Shell using CFDs on 10x margin at 4% APR
>get 18% dividend
>still be up 14% excluding capital gains
Thoughts?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:44:04 2020 No.18593877 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU TOLD ME EARNINGS AND EVERYTHING WAS PRICED IN

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:44:06 2020 No.18593878

>>18593815
All you need to know is:
>just a few months ago we were at all time highs when nothing was wrong
>we crash but are almost back at all time highs when we have 20 million unemployed, oil war, and debt crisis
Theres only one conclusion to be made. Theres no justification for the current market prices and its only a matter of time before the big crash or long term bleed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:46:43 2020 No.18593899 >>18593878 >zero interest rates >unlimited QE >trillion dollar stimulus package >401k penalties removed The BRRR meme is played out but the fed whipped out all the tricks and then some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:50:11 2020 No.18593918 >>18593899 And it wont work. Free money doesn't feed people, grow crops, ship goods, run factories, keep the power on. Its a number trick thats not going to work because greed will always eat it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:50:21 2020 No.18593919 >bought a turbo warrant for 0.5$ yesterday, 10% away from knockout, 20000 of them >it's $4 today holy fucking shit i love this euro gambling "market"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:51:58 2020 No.18593928 >>18593925 New thread (embed) (embed)

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:52:46 2020 No.18593936 >>18593919 nice lol already up 32% from a factor cert on oil this morning, now they halted trading AHHH

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:52:52 2020 No.18593937

>>18593899
it's not just the fed, it's the entire federal government right now (except that one Massey guy). And there's no astroturf teaparty to stand in their way and pretend they care about fiscal conservancy.

>>18593878
Back then, things were looking pretty great for the economy despite people like you shouting it was unsustainable.

Now, we've had an obstacle that was not as bad as feared, and brought out all the stops to face it.

People grow shit package it ship it. If we have them feeling safe, and contain & control outbreaks not that we've avoided the worst surge scenarios, they could keep it going. They're going to try. And if they can get the economy to bottom in 12 months or less, this would not be an unusual place for the market to bottom.

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:54:40 2020 No.18593951

>>18593918
Right. people are betting on it getting back to normal before the clock strikes midnight. Things are cracking before any of that happens and things won't bounce back quickly even when all the restrictions are gone.

Who knows though. I can't predict this shit hardly anyone can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 03:55:01 2020 No.18593954 >>18593936 i bought 1,000,000 short brent oil certs two weeks ago but sold too early. literally would have had $200k today. FUCK

Anonymous Tue Apr 21 04:06:32 2020 No.18594041

>>18593918
>And it wont work. Free money doesn't feed people, grow crops, ship goods, run factories, keep the power on. Its a number trick thats not going to work because greed will always eat it.
At least it will create inflation and inflate stock price

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 04:09:10 2020 No.18594060 >>18593815 >what the fuck is she watching Look like Yosuga no Sora

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 04:12:09 2020 No.18594095 >>18593818 Non sipper virgins always going to hate

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 04:28:37 2020 No.18594244 >>18591871 i hope so, im gonna buy in on the dip

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 21 05:07:13 2020 No.18594569 >>18593871 I dont think cfds even pay dividends

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